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Slormp
Приєднався 15 гру 2023
I make videos about whatever I want to and people watch for some reason. New long form videos when they are ready.
The Magic Carpet Ride Makes Zero Sense
I watched Aladdin recently and I have to say that the magic carpet ride makes zero sense. It goes too fast and also it may take them back in time. It's weird so I broke down why it's weird.
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I also now have memberships on UA-cam for anyone who cares or reads this far. If you are reading this comment the word stilts so I know your a cool person.
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I'm happy to announce I got my first ever sponsor/affiliate. Use my ground news link to sign up for an account with a discount. It helps me out directly and to be frank ground news is just a great service.
check.ground.news/Slormp
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I also now have memberships on UA-cam for anyone who cares or reads this far. If you are reading this comment the word stilts so I know your a cool person.
For the algorithm: #slormp, #aladdin, #disney, #disneymovie, #theory, #science, #filmtheory, #idk, #magiccarpetride, #wholenewworld
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Відео
Depoe Bay: The Smallest Harbor in the World
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Is this the start of my #tomscott arc? Probably not, but maybe. This is a remaster of one of my first TikTok videos I made exactly a year ago. It's partially a celebration of my channel's one-year anniversary and cleaning out the video archives. Hope you enjoy Sources: Depoe Bay: traveloregon.com/places-to-go/cities/depoe-bay/ en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depoe_Bay,_Oregon web.archive.org/web/20160303...
Scary facts that you wouldn't believe (ft. SpongeBob for some reason)
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Today I cover one of those dumb SpongeBob slideshows. It's a weird TikTok brainrot subgenre that involves copying and pasting fake facts onto SpongeBob slides. The entire genre is held up by 2 or 3 big accounts that pump this garbage out at an industrial level. After SpongeBob, I cover a more classic slideshow for this channel. More videos are on the way. Links: Spooky head : ua-cam.com/video/G...
Disturbing Space Facts that did me a concern
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Disturbing Space facts that are definitely totally not fake for real this time. This one was fun to make because I am autistic and for some reason space has been my obsession for my entire life. So much of this video was off the cuff. It may not seem like it but I do put quite a bit of effort into the research side to my debunking's. Otherwise I would be no better than the stupid slideshow peop...
Disturbing Ocean facts that are totally not made up
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Here's another debunking by this time with ocean facts. Spooky. Among the amazing things here is a claim that crabs can remove your finger's, that whales snore too loud, and a image this is cropped so badly that I lose my own mind. Humpback whale sleeping: ua-cam.com/video/jOamfKwr6aU/v-deo.html Crab video I referenced: ua-cam.com/video/H87IqpM3L6U/v-deo.html I'm happy to announce I got my firs...
Thanos' snap is way worse than you thought
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Get it the title is a reference to my most popular video which got like a million views. On a more serious note this was a fun video to make and I enjoy making these more analytical videos even if they get less views. Thanos' snap killed 50 percent of all life. That already really bad for everyone involved, but what if I told you it was much worse. As it turns out the process of turning 50 of a...
These photos are so scary that I had no choice by to debunk them
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I don't know why I bother anymore Music by Legacy Bomb legacybomb.bandcamp.com/ For the Algorithm: #facts #fact #factcheck #factcheckyourfeed #factchecking #scarystories #oddlyterrifying #fyp #fypシ #slideshow #debunking #debunkingmyths
Phil Connors: The Accidental God of Punxsutawney
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Is Phil Connors a god in Groundhog day? That's what I'm trying to find out. This video took a little while because I tried a new editing style. Hope yall liked it. For the algorithm: #groundhogday #videoessay #movieanalysis #slormp #movieessay
Oddly Terrifying TikTok Slideshow Fact Checking(its bad)
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These are the worst This is a video made for my tiktok which is why its aspect ratio is bad For the Algorithm: #facts #fact #factcheck #factcheckyourfeed #factchecking #scarystories #oddlyterrifying #fyp #fypシ #slideshow #debunking
I did unthinkable things to the founding fathers
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I did unthinkable things to the founding fathers
Can you kill a robot with a bow? Its more complicated than you would think.
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Can you kill a robot with a bow? Its more complicated than you would think.
Fact Checking a Tiktok conspiracy slideshow
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Fact Checking a Tiktok conspiracy slideshow
How do the doors in Fnaf 1 even work?
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How do the doors in Fnaf 1 even work?
How realistic are the hourglass twins? Its more than you would think.
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How realistic are the hourglass twins? Its more than you would think.
Places that seceded from the Confederate States
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Places that seceded from the Confederate States
Debunking yet another dumb conspiracy slideshow
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Debunking yet another dumb conspiracy slideshow
Black Ops Zombies on the DS is a strange game
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Black Ops Zombies on the DS is a strange game
Iron Lung is not as bleak of a setting as people think(sorry)
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Iron Lung is not as bleak of a setting as people think(sorry)
The man who almost lead the Soviets to the moon
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The man who almost lead the Soviets to the moon
Tartaria, the fake country conspiracy theorists believe in
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Tartaria, the fake country conspiracy theorists believe in
Debunking a "interesting facts" video from tiktok
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Debunking a "interesting facts" video from tiktok
Debunking one of those "interesting facts" videos
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Debunking one of those "interesting facts" videos
Debunking a scary slideshow part 2
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Debunking a scary slideshow part 2
No the Simpsons did not predict apocalyptic solar storms
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No the Simpsons did not predict apocalyptic solar storms
Fact checking one of those stupid oddly terrifying slide shows
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Fact checking one of those stupid oddly terrifying slide shows
i thought this was about radiohead :(
"No useful resources" bitch it's blood just make sausages out of it my southern cousins have been surviving off the stuff for years
Yeah what was that one horror game where they make you farm blood? I always pictured that game as a sequel to Iron Lung.
I love how the entire video goes out the toilet when you consider there’s 3 stations composed of less than 1k people already fighting over past grievances and scarce resources before the moons even appear.
ok, i thought you might be cooking something, but you lost me when u said “wait a few faces for a start to form” and “gravity doesn’t update at the speed of light”. there are a lot of mistakes in your theory, and it shows you didn’t do much research before making this. i watched all the way through, it was entertaining, and yes it is possible to survive a few thousand years assuming that the people of iron lung have FTL travel. it will also be easier to move entire planets if they can set it up before the geothermal activity goes cold too. i liked the video, just do a little more research, it’ll improve the quality a lot.
Why are these humans so desperate to survive, anyways?
Because we don’t want to die? Human do have survival instincts.
You take for granted ressources would be optimized and that the logistic to do all that exist.
6:33 average marisa spell card
I thought you meant being welded into a submarine and dropped in an ocean of blood with giant sea monsters was survivable.
is getting bitches bleak to you
Um ackchually: the video.
Imagine the place somehow someway creates a scab
Agrabbah is a stand in for Bagdad, the creators of the movie have said it themselves. They had to change the name of the City because of the Golf war
Coagulation station is like iron lung but people are smart
The game lost me at 'somehow, everything unreturned' , just POOF all the matter in the universe just blinks out of existence.
God I'm so sorry but your subtitles on this are shit (18:59)
Does... Faster than light travel even exist in setting...?
Next you're gonna try and tell me that Santa can't visit all the children in one night.
What about pluto?
I love this kind of content
Ermmm bro think he super carlin brothers
The speed never bothered me but I always found odd the fact that they clearly would need to had time traveled to the trip make sense
What did bro not understand about “No stars”😭.
The carpet is the ultimate wingman. Not only did it travel through time to give Aladdin and Jasmine some nice views on their date, it never even alerts them to this power. Smooth
Ever heard of the “Post-Apocalyptic” theory?
This is the kind of content I come to UA-cam for.
1 hit you dead
You said all stars and planets _in the galaxy_ disappeared. Are you sure it was just the galaxy, and not everywhere?
lol I think the quiet rapture might be based off tv series the leftovers. The universe gets split into two. One with 98% of humanity wondering where the other 2% went. And the other being the 2% wondering where the entire 98% went.
I have a feeling that the “quiet rapture” was some sort of dimensional split. Like to most of humanity, they lost about 2% of the universe. But to the ones that suddenly are by themselves, they lost everything.
The pretense of all stars and natural resources simply disappearing from the universe breaks the first law of thermodynamics. This is a video game and is therefore entirely survivable because it is just a fictional video game, and no one has actually died playing it as far as I know, but if one did suffer from a medical condition in which playing a horror video game that elevates the heart rate and induces feelings of fear or anxiety in one playing the game, which may result in death, one can simply choose not to play this game and therefore makes this game 100% survivable. (Sorry) The game makes it clear that the playable character has been brainwashed into believing lies, ignorant of fact, and was decieved into entering this death trap we know as the iron lung under this false pretense of no stars or natural resources being left in the universe. SO, effectively they are on this grandiose mission to search a deep ocean of blood, which is clear enough to photograph inside of, but are actually just being executed by a biblically accurate Jonahs' whale 🐟 In Iron lung 2 the player character will still be alive in the belly of the blood ocean fish and use its internal organs to navigate and eventually be regurgitated on the coast of an alien world.
I aggree
def longer vids yayaya !!
My brain: EUROPA EUROPA EUROPA
get into the iron lung sub, then tell me how survivable it is (he won't survive)
bro just destroyed the writers for this game with facts and logic
1:14 You missed Technetium!
Yeah it can range from very specific to very broad, the definition of God. In the older translations of the 10 Commandments the word we translate to God referred to many spiritual beings. This has actually caused a bit of trouble for those who practice abrahamic faiths now because we’d tell you we worship the one true God, using a far more specific term. He could certainly be called a God depending on what one decides to value as requirements.
"Who cares if it's 2000 feet? 600 will still kill you." This is a comedy video in disguise.
I actually dissent with the spontaneous combustion thing. Though I'd be hard-pressed to find cases as such these days, this age even. (Back then it was more related to the *type* of cigar one would smoke, the debris would literally get stuck in their entire bodies, especially the inner lining of their lung, making their body flammable.)
Wow. The first statment is a complete "if you're homeless then buy a house". I understand that you are going against popular opinion, but do you have to go against common sense?
The autogenerated subtitles really annoy me. Clearly you made a well thought out script, you narrated the video, put some backdrops together, and then the subtitles just occasionally say random garbage? Couldn't you just have copied the script into the subtitles...
I think the issue with a setting like this is that it raises too many unanswerable questions. It's bad, unintelligent writing.
I think that a bad story is one in which there is no room for thought and imagination. The story is over, all the answers are found. Just dull.
All of this is predicated upon the idea that humanity in this setting has the resources to power whatever theoretical technology that could be used to harvest or travel these great distances to get the resources you're talking about
I had similar questions hahaha, blackholes are some of the longest survivable things I'm the Universe, and there are many other Celestial bodies which out live planets and stars by a long shot
Longer! But do whatever you're comfortable with
The subtitles are unhelpful. They're often wrong, and since they're hard-baked into the video stream, we can neither fix them, nor fully replace them with YT's subtitles, since they'll still appear underneath them and be confusing.
why are the subtitles so wrong lol
I usually love this kind of video, over analyzing a piece of media and trying to see how it would really go down, but this was just kinda annoying. Idk, maybe it’s the voice or maybe it’s that it just feels like semantics…
Blood is a resource... Dumb lore the writers got an F for that one