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The story from the midway point reminded me of an encounter I had where there was a guy who said he was bound and had a bag over his head in his lounge room. Door was unlocked. Being an idiot I pulled up and walked in only to realise I got the wrong house and just saw some family watching MKR in the lounge. I remember saying “oops my bad” and just went home. I feel bad for bailing on the guy I was supposed to visit but hopefully he found his way out.
Had a guy invite me to play with him while he pretended to be asleep. Turned out the address came up as a therapist's office... I was confused and nervous but went for it once I cleared up the worst sticking points. He didn't do a great job at pretending to be asleep, mostly bc his(?) little dog kept intruding, but I enjoyed my visit at least.
There are some Tinder gems. During the vote/opinion giving in Australia about gay marriage, I messaged all my matches that left me on read that "I'll vote no if you don't respond"
theres gotta be some horrific text-based subreddits to go through without all the explicit images.. poor producer probably saw more rings in a day than sonic has in his whole life
How come NO comments below are saying 'Hey Jordies!! NO!! We dont all like eating poop!!! There is a small minority that are making us all look shitty!!' What the hell!
The real question is, do we actually care what the straights think we do in private?? God knows I don't think about them getting their kit off together.
It seems like the implication is more, "a few scat kinkers out there have been trying to get a large number of guys to donate, and some do because, 'hey, it's money for something I was already going to do elsewhere' " Not that I'm particularly inclined to agree or sign up for it myself.... 😰
Try looking up your local shopping centre toilets on one of those cruising locator sites. You will find actual reviews for public toilets along with location-specific advice on the location of various holes in the walls. I met a guy at one of the recommended locations and he smelled like cheese.
Oi. Forgive my blatant lack of subtelty, but by cheese, do you mean the same scent as when one doesn't shower for some days while having a consistent routine of jackinoff ?
I have been insulted on reddit by a random young guy that he implied I was unattractive and ugly because "it's not my fault that you have bad genes" 😮🙄. (Scoffs), ruuuuude.
yea i love my mates grindr stories. it really seems like the yin and yang app. the perfect balance of the directness in what they want and the absolute degeneracy of what they want. makes it very palatable to hear
Couple months ago a teacher at my school would randomly ask me to fix shit around the school because i saw hi vis t shirts were like three bucks at kmart and brought a bunch anyways one day she sawe wearing one of my other shirts and was like "oh wait you are a student? Don't look like one" HOW DARE SHE I DO NOT LOOK LIKE A 30 YO MAINTENANCE MAN
Someone once asked to buy bottles of my piss for £10 a bottle, they wanted them regularly too. Had many quite funny messages until someone from a family members work place found me on grindr and told my family (I was only just old enough for grindr)
6:55 When I was 18 I did something mildly polite to help a a girl (I was honestly just being helpful). She was quite pretty and standing with a group of pretty girls. She thanked me and then looked me in the eyes and followed up with "you are so cute [pause for effect] you know, like a puppy". I have not yet recovered.
I remember a guy I worked with informed me what the term "babybird" meant in a sexual sense. And because I'm gay, he made the joker that I should make that my Grindr username. I thought that it would actually be funny to see what responses I got. So, I made a profile with that as the username and a nest of baby birds as my profile picture. Literally within a minute there were dozens of messages in my inbox. There was pretty much one coming in every second. One of the first messages I got was from a supposedly straight guy that I worked with. It wasn't funny like I thought it would be. It was just sad and kind of scary. I deleted the profile as quickly as I could and pretended that it never happened.
I'm french, occasional user of Grindr, and sometimes I wish my dates would speak english. English way of talking filth is crude and blunt. French way of talking libertinage smells of piss, guilt and mediocrity. That's why I agree on this : the shorter an exchange, the better. =)
Pre grinder era, bloke I knew every Wednesday at 6pm he would rock up at this house walk straight in, into the lounge room and all there was In the room was a table with a envelope with $350 inside he then would back 1 out on the table and leave doesn't see or speak to no one
I'm in my 60s. In the last 5 years I've had some amazing hot encounters with young men on grindr. But nothing the video's producer/reddit selection surprised me. In fact, I've had far worse things asked of me than in this video (I declined). I actually feel quite sorry for gay men under 40 that the world of grindr is what's on offer to them.
Best thing to come out of Grindr is a dark joke: "What do PDF files use instead of Tinder or Grindr?" : Kindr Rich III Evans the Great, a very famous person, came up with it though.
Re: BJs with dentures, I saw a video once of a woman who had dentures and she addressed this topic and showed us what it was like when she took them out and her mouth had all these small metal wires sticking out where her gums were (presumably to hold the dentures in place), so there'd probably be a lot more scraping than you'd expect.
I made a grindr account for one of my straight friends without them knowing once. Didn't use his real name but did use his pictures. I called him Anthony Strongwood and received many an unsolicited dingle pic in his honour. Finally showing him everything I accomplished was probably one of the greatest moments of my life. There's nothing quite like asking a straight man why he isn't flattered by unwanted shaft shots while he tackles the 5 stages of grief. (Sidenote: He's an ally and very much found it funny after the initial shock of me betraying our friendship wore off. I also made sure not to lead on any of the people that I messaged. Unless they were complete dicks, the joke was on my friend and not them.)
I got it years ago just to try it out at the request of a mate, never did anything but I was left asking the question, how can men ever be lonely with so many offers of "fun" lol
Yeah I was kinda shocked when I turned on male-male matching on Tinder how many matches I got. Like basically any dude I swiped was a match. SO much easier than trying to get a woman, really makes me wish I was into men...
The amount of times I get called a sissy is quiet amusing only for me to chew them out for calling me that and explain how they do not even bother to try at times. Bi guy life, your screwed at both ends
The straights really don’t know how rotted gay men can be. Every now and again you’ll be sitting around with your straight friends and they’ll be talking about the most salacious thing that they can come up with or have seen or whatever … Then I’m like let me tell you about the Bergheim.
@redwiltshire1816 Yeah, while I do platonically love my (gay) friends I just dont feel physically attracted to men, sadly. Life could be one big party 😅
@@redwiltshire1816 Double? I've had nine guys express interest in me for every one woman, without exaggerating. Both IRL and on dating apps. I've accepted at this point I'm going to ultimately end up with a man, just statistically lol (Not that I'm complaining)
also, another grindr story. so i have a legit phobia of midgets. was talking to this dude for ages and on grindr if they're discreet you normally have a body photo with their head cropped off! This dudes body was amazing man. was talking away and randomly thought "reverse image search his photos" so turns out that rocking body belonged to a fking midget that he was using to catfish me with. Thing is you couldn't tell it was a midget from just the body. i still have the picture, little dude had a kick stand. no joke
dude, i swear on my life! i grew up in the emirates yeah. but i left and my dad stayed out there after our parents split. i'd go visiting all the time and on grindr there was that same dude claiming to be a crown prince...only at that time he had a photo of the actual crown prince of dubai...but was clearly within the middle east...you know, that place they stone gays to death xD what do you propose they would do to someone pretending to be a crown prince and pretending that prince is gay. your feet wouldn't touch the ground.
Do those kinda guys just go to Europe to hook up? I'm assuming they probably wouldn't take the chance in the Emirates. But maybe they're kinda untouchable??
That crown prince is bordering on batman levels of discretion. No better way to keep something on the dl then saying in detail within mere moments of a conversation's start. You know what? I am starting to wonder whether that might have been a fib.
Also keep in mind that the stuff posted to the Reddit is considered weird so if there’s something that’s very common on the Reddit, it’s possibly just universally considered weird. Case in point 💩
'Scat' or 'flagging brown' is NOT very prevalent in the gay world. There's like... maybe one in every city per half-million people. Sydney's scatboys you could probably count on two hands, but they've each messaged every single gay in Sydney at one point or another which is why you hear about it so much
I've actually had some very normal conversations on Grindr. Lots of horny guys and cruising as well, but sometimes it's also like Tinder. But that's not going to get you clicks on the algorithm
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I'm only going if you and abunch of mates go swimming in scrubby creek (first to see a shark wins)
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Hello handsome 🌈
How are you doing today .
I'm gay and you🌈🌈?
I literally busted my best friend's dad on Grindr. I'll never forget how awkward it was telling my mate I'd bummed his old man.
*literally* busted
Bussy smasher 9000 over here
@@amcmartin been there, done that lol
@jordanshanks5340 this comment needs to be in the next video...
Who hasnt dound their friends dad and bedn the catalyst dor divource?
Today is the day that I found out that Jordan is straight.
To be fair, everyone THINKS they're straight when they use Grindr for the first time 😅
@@izzywild4929 still not buying it TBH
@@IbisGuy no that's just you
Still not convinced. And I didn't know Aussies are so into brown plays.
Honestly I made a lot of money from closeted married men from this app 10/10
@@redwiltshire1816 👏👏👏
Respect.
@skeletonbuyingpealts7134 👏👏👏
Damn what's the tech? I've been working for free 😂
A true entrepreneur
The story from the midway point reminded me of an encounter I had where there was a guy who said he was bound and had a bag over his head in his lounge room. Door was unlocked. Being an idiot I pulled up and walked in only to realise I got the wrong house and just saw some family watching MKR in the lounge. I remember saying “oops my bad” and just went home. I feel bad for bailing on the guy I was supposed to visit but hopefully he found his way out.
A modern Canterbury tale
@@calmc9655 this reply is awesome
Had a guy invite me to play with him while he pretended to be asleep. Turned out the address came up as a therapist's office... I was confused and nervous but went for it once I cleared up the worst sticking points. He didn't do a great job at pretending to be asleep, mostly bc his(?) little dog kept intruding, but I enjoyed my visit at least.
I feel like the tagline for these videos should be "a better you starts tomorrow"
This is the best comment ❤😂
Spat out my drink with that Bruzzers joke, caught me off guard
Same.
Problem is, I wasn't drinking.
Ive never seen a video recommended to me within 4 min of it being uploaded. Of course it would be this one, about grindr
There are some Tinder gems.
During the vote/opinion giving in Australia about gay marriage, I messaged all my matches that left me on read that "I'll vote no if you don't respond"
Hahahahaha
how many responded ?
If you don't respond I'll vote for the nats no pressure
Grindr will never be topped by PoF. Literally and metaphorically.
I was told once that I looked like an inbred Forrest Gump.
Some people are very harsh.
Damn brudda thats harsh but hey look on the bright side you look like tom hanks but inbred
Hottt, dm me Forrest ;-)
theres gotta be some horrific text-based subreddits to go through without all the explicit images.. poor producer probably saw more rings in a day than sonic has in his whole life
Lucky bloke
🤣
thats just the authentic grindr experience. seeing a crackhead's 5 incher from 10 different angles
Love your open-mindedness of where to source hilarious humour found in the world of gritty grindr goodness
Hello handsome 🌈
How are you doing today .
I'm gay and you🌈🌈?
Babe wake up, another vid of Jordan reacting to Grindr dropped
Yeah, the lack of teeth thing actually feels pretty good in the moment.
I refuse to comment further
Yes, a tram-driver acquaintance said never knock a gum job. I've never had the offer, although that's just as well.
Blank profile said “ew” and then blocked me. No other words were exchanged.
How come NO comments below are saying 'Hey Jordies!! NO!! We dont all like eating poop!!! There is a small minority that are making us all look shitty!!' What the hell!
The real question is, do we actually care what the straights think we do in private?? God knows I don't think about them getting their kit off together.
@@anserbauer309 Yeah same. It's like underground music. Think what you wish of it, we shall keep on.
It's implied.
It seems like the implication is more, "a few scat kinkers out there have been trying to get a large number of guys to donate, and some do because, 'hey, it's money for something I was already going to do elsewhere' "
Not that I'm particularly inclined to agree or sign up for it myself.... 😰
I would say based on sexuality stats that there would by about 500% more scatters who are heterosexual. I mean basic maths...try it.
Try looking up your local shopping centre toilets on one of those cruising locator sites. You will find actual reviews for public toilets along with location-specific advice on the location of various holes in the walls. I met a guy at one of the recommended locations and he smelled like cheese.
Oi. Forgive my blatant lack of subtelty, but by cheese, do you mean the same scent as when one doesn't shower for some days while having a consistent routine of jackinoff ?
It's disconcerting how widely it made me grin to hear Jordi say 'Hey Daddy'.
I'm going to call my therapist...
After this video👀
Soooo friendly jordies rule 34? Kawaii uwu edition?
@@jamesdeegan7365 I mean, I do have an AO3 account... 👀
Thank you for your service editor
I have been insulted on reddit by a random young guy that he implied I was unattractive and ugly because "it's not my fault that you have bad genes" 😮🙄.
(Scoffs), ruuuuude.
I finally had to give up on grinder. I was sick of being called ugly.
Hetero guys can be just as gross to women in dating apps too. It’s not just a Grindr thing.
1000%
Maybe it's natural, as they've researched why the penis head is shaped as it is. It pulls out the last guys spooge?
The amount of pdfs in that app is very concerning, should be banned actually.
"[...] though not the pedo one." *dead*
2:57 - that was a close one, haha.
yea i love my mates grindr stories. it really seems like the yin and yang app. the perfect balance of the directness in what they want and the absolute degeneracy of what they want. makes it very palatable to hear
Hello handsome 🌈
How are you doing today .
I'm gay and you🌈🌈?
I got like 2000 bucks a night for 5 mins of action 10/10 would recommend it
This app pays for my student loans lol
Good to know I have a career incase actually working doesn't pan out.
Some chick said she'd be a better looking man than me if she was trans. 6:53
Couple months ago a teacher at my school would randomly ask me to fix shit around the school because i saw hi vis t shirts were like three bucks at kmart and brought a bunch anyways one day she sawe wearing one of my other shirts and was like "oh wait you are a student? Don't look like one" HOW DARE SHE I DO NOT LOOK LIKE A 30 YO MAINTENANCE MAN
are you still looking to get called a puppy?
My boyfriend called me very stinky after I had a shower once. Messed me up 💀
Did you reassess how well you scrub and how much soap you use?
This is my inbox every time I open the app. It is such a romantic place to meet men!😂
Please seek some help.
Dm me big boy 😉
"I'm from Queensland"
Until the intro I didn’t realise this was the self help channel
Forget the 'an hero' meme, all hail 'an CEO'...
Someone once asked to buy bottles of my piss for £10 a bottle, they wanted them regularly too. Had many quite funny messages until someone from a family members work place found me on grindr and told my family (I was only just old enough for grindr)
Bro just straight up doxxed a member of Dubai royalty 🤣
He's lying. Dubai's one of those micronations that can't afford a king...
6:55 When I was 18 I did something mildly polite to help a a girl (I was honestly just being helpful). She was quite pretty and standing with a group of pretty girls.
She thanked me and then looked me in the eyes and followed up with "you are so cute [pause for effect] you know, like a puppy".
I have not yet recovered.
BROOO SHE IS THE ONE, YOU MISSED EVERY MAN'S DREAM
@@montyshark3993 she compared him to a dog, not a human, she was a tyrant
some women genuinely value their dogs over most human beings...best keep clear of that as well
@@billygoatguy3960 you don't?!?
@@RookieREX I NEED TO BE CALLED A PUPPY BY A WOMAN
I remember a guy I worked with informed me what the term "babybird" meant in a sexual sense. And because I'm gay, he made the joker that I should make that my Grindr username. I thought that it would actually be funny to see what responses I got. So, I made a profile with that as the username and a nest of baby birds as my profile picture. Literally within a minute there were dozens of messages in my inbox. There was pretty much one coming in every second. One of the first messages I got was from a supposedly straight guy that I worked with. It wasn't funny like I thought it would be. It was just sad and kind of scary. I deleted the profile as quickly as I could and pretended that it never happened.
I'm french, occasional user of Grindr, and sometimes I wish my dates would speak english. English way of talking filth is crude and blunt. French way of talking libertinage smells of piss, guilt and mediocrity.
That's why I agree on this : the shorter an exchange, the better. =)
Jordan can't stop looking at Grindr. I think he's hiding something.
Shhhh we don't talk about that, ok...
We love this series 😁
Scrolling through Grindr rn and this is all so accurate 😂
Pre grinder era, bloke I knew every Wednesday at 6pm he would rock up at this house walk straight in, into the lounge room and all there was In the room was a table with a envelope with $350 inside he then would back 1 out on the table and leave doesn't see or speak to no one
.__.
I hope someone told him when plans changed and they're setting up for a surprise birthday party.
LGBT’s strongest warriors Jordan and his team thank u kings/queens
I'm old and never used most apps like this, I had no idea this was what it was
Its far worse, but legal, well mostly.
I'm in my 60s. In the last 5 years I've had some amazing hot encounters with young men on grindr. But nothing the video's producer/reddit selection surprised me. In fact, I've had far worse things asked of me than in this video (I declined). I actually feel quite sorry for gay men under 40 that the world of grindr is what's on offer to them.
Best thing to come out of Grindr is a dark joke:
"What do PDF files use instead of Tinder or Grindr?"
: Kindr
Rich III Evans the Great, a very famous person, came up with it though.
Rich "The Birthday Boy" Evans?
Don’t ever change, not for no algorithm! I WILL FIND YOU
Re: BJs with dentures, I saw a video once of a woman who had dentures and she addressed this topic and showed us what it was like when she took them out and her mouth had all these small metal wires sticking out where her gums were (presumably to hold the dentures in place), so there'd probably be a lot more scraping than you'd expect.
This is so F ing AWSOME
1:33 This is longer than the average dating app conversation, maybe they're on to something with that opening line
Oh that's still a thing. I thought they might have started having conversations in person. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6:10 Omg PLEASE title your next video on bruz “bruzzers”
prolly not any time soon but i'd love to see you do shows in america lmao
Vers stands for versatile, meaning they will top or bottom.
I made a grindr account for one of my straight friends without them knowing once. Didn't use his real name but did use his pictures. I called him Anthony Strongwood and received many an unsolicited dingle pic in his honour. Finally showing him everything I accomplished was probably one of the greatest moments of my life. There's nothing quite like asking a straight man why he isn't flattered by unwanted shaft shots while he tackles the 5 stages of grief.
(Sidenote: He's an ally and very much found it funny after the initial shock of me betraying our friendship wore off. I also made sure not to lead on any of the people that I messaged. Unless they were complete dicks, the joke was on my friend and not them.)
I got it years ago just to try it out at the request of a mate, never did anything but I was left asking the question, how can men ever be lonely with so many offers of "fun" lol
Yeah I was kinda shocked when I turned on male-male matching on Tinder how many matches I got. Like basically any dude I swiped was a match. SO much easier than trying to get a woman, really makes me wish I was into men...
6:59 multiple times now, I’ve been dating for a while, and suddenly my wheelchair or lack of legs is preventing me from a future together. 🤦
Get back on the grind, Jordan!!
I was streaming and had someone randomly come into my chat and call me the "T slur" (trans one, you know) and tell me to oof myself before leaving.
3:22 Yes. Yes it is. (Don't ask me how I know, not interested in defending k*nks in a Shanks comment section)
Definitely need more 😂
I once had a hookup where the guy wanted me to role play as his younger brother.. believe me, most guys on there are sick af
Did you have a stroke at the very start?😂 I made out Brisbane
Fyi this did pop up on my recommendeds after watching the r/RoastMe vid so the algo is pushing it to some extent.
"while i'm being filmed" - i've seen enough CSI/SVU reruns to know there's more behind that statement
I just want more Jordan tbh
Please please please do an up late podcast reading these with Mis and Ali. PLEASE!
The oxymoron that is 'sad gay man in their 40s' 🤣
7:00 I have had someone on grinder who met me from 15 years ago and said fuck bro you got ugly. I cracked up it made me laugh.
4:00 liking for the voice of reason
This video is Jordan's beard.
I liked this video. Worried what the algorithm will think I like, but hey, what else is new when liking a jordies video.
The amount of times I get called a sissy is quiet amusing only for me to chew them out for calling me that and explain how they do not even bother to try at times. Bi guy life, your screwed at both ends
😂 literally
It's quite not quiet sissy
Im a low life American, I can’t go to one of your shows 😢
The straights really don’t know how rotted gay men can be.
Every now and again you’ll be sitting around with your straight friends and they’ll be talking about the most salacious thing that they can come up with or have seen or whatever … Then I’m like let me tell you about the Bergheim.
Keep the filth rolling Jordie.
I believe in you.
Can we get a part 3 pls?
My gay friend just texted me he has so many dates today he isnt sure if he can get through them all. Oh to be gay...
Try being bi you basically double your options. STONKS ⬆️
@redwiltshire1816 Yeah, while I do platonically love my (gay) friends I just dont feel physically attracted to men, sadly. Life could be one big party 😅
@@m420-nd1if not even if they look convincing 🤣 femboys are popular for a reason lol
@@redwiltshire1816 Double? I've had nine guys express interest in me for every one woman, without exaggerating. Both IRL and on dating apps. I've accepted at this point I'm going to ultimately end up with a man, just statistically lol
(Not that I'm complaining)
@ I mean statistically you have more options whether you get those options is another story
Jordie has joined my slop watch list along side pyrocynical and moist criticall
What is the name of the subreddit?
also, another grindr story. so i have a legit phobia of midgets. was talking to this dude for ages and on grindr if they're discreet you normally have a body photo with their head cropped off! This dudes body was amazing man. was talking away and randomly thought "reverse image search his photos" so turns out that rocking body belonged to a fking midget that he was using to catfish me with. Thing is you couldn't tell it was a midget from just the body. i still have the picture, little dude had a kick stand. no joke
Go undercover as a teenaged boy on Grindr. I dare you.
Anything that isn't child friendly won't be picked up by the algorithm these days
dude, i swear on my life! i grew up in the emirates yeah. but i left and my dad stayed out there after our parents split. i'd go visiting all the time and on grindr there was that same dude claiming to be a crown prince...only at that time he had a photo of the actual crown prince of dubai...but was clearly within the middle east...you know, that place they stone gays to death xD what do you propose they would do to someone pretending to be a crown prince and pretending that prince is gay. your feet wouldn't touch the ground.
Do those kinda guys just go to Europe to hook up? I'm assuming they probably wouldn't take the chance in the Emirates. But maybe they're kinda untouchable??
It's too late and I'm too high for this shit
Posting on every video until you come to Chicago :D
That record scratch tho
That crown prince is bordering on batman levels of discretion. No better way to keep something on the dl then saying in detail within mere moments of a conversation's start.
You know what? I am starting to wonder whether that might have been a fib.
Ofc it's a fib. Dubai can't afford to have kings, they're part of the UAE, guess what the E stands for!?
Who’s surprised about Jordy being a grindr regular
4:40 I feel insulted why was NIN listed as a weird thing
Also keep in mind that the stuff posted to the Reddit is considered weird so if there’s something that’s very common on the Reddit, it’s possibly just universally considered weird. Case in point 💩
'Scat' or 'flagging brown' is NOT very prevalent in the gay world. There's like... maybe one in every city per half-million people. Sydney's scatboys you could probably count on two hands, but they've each messaged every single gay in Sydney at one point or another which is why you hear about it so much
DO MORE!!!!
1:58 Ofc it's BS! Everyone knows Dubai is one of the regions of UAE, the "E" stands for Emirate, ie, no kings, ruled by Princes...
More!!
jordies we all know a bunch of these are your own screenshots
keep going til its dry, a possible grindr comment
I've actually had some very normal conversations on Grindr. Lots of horny guys and cruising as well, but sometimes it's also like Tinder. But that's not going to get you clicks on the algorithm
What's your fascination with Grindr?
I need more