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Ashamed to admit, the reason I asked my partner on a first date was because of his self-introduction voice note on hinge overlayed to Wii music... We've been together for 2 years
The missus and I got together in high school, 14 years later we’re still together. I’d HATE to have to try be in the dating market now at 31, it looks like nothing but pain and betrayal, together at last
my Hinge profile recording was me explaining that my special talent was being able to speak with the shadow monsters that live in your closet and come out to scare you at night when i met now-boyfriend of 3 years i had to explain to him that this was not a sleep paralysis joke and i in fact suffer from bouts of psychosis & hallucinations due to PTSD he just nodded, sipped his pint and said "i like a good challenge" lol
You know I’ve been watching a lot of your videos recently and I can’t help but feel similarities in your personality and humor to the music of Dead Kennedys. I think you’d like them my friend!
Considering the pool of people that they were able to pull from this video alone, the powers-at-be should put Friendlyjordies / Jordan Shanks in charge of casting the Australian The Bachelor / The Bachelorette and Married at First Sight because it would be the best television ever.
2:32 reminds me of the song FRIED OR FERTILIZED by Turquoise Jeep Records with Yung Humma, Flynt Flossy & Whatchyamacallit. Did I mention I like to dance?
Are you kidding me babe. Red soooo suits you!! I would love to see a video of you & Bailey together reviewing & discussing make up. Your likes & dislikes in comparison etc. As always you smash it out of the park ❤❤❤
I've never understood dating apps, or any online method of meeting people. There are literally billions of humans beings in the world. Just go out and talk to some, see how it goes. Also, how will she know if she really likes you, if she cannot smell you? There is no love without a sniff.
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That Bunnings one's absolute gold
Not particularly keen on dating a guy, but definitely someone I'd invite to a BBQ 😂
absolute legend. "If you've been on a bad date, I'll beat it by 10%"
There is a non 0% chance that's just Tom Cardy.
Oh, this one has to be documented on a wav. file somewhere. Classic stuff. 😂🤣
I work at Bunnings and still live with parents so yeah, totally going to copy that.
The one thing Tom is missing is the sausage sizzle at his mums house on the weekends.
Tom's DMs should be flooding by now.
the bunnings warehouse guy was a winner.
bunnings man deserves the date. everyone else was cringe kino.
That Bunnings one was some of the best shit I’ve ever heard
Ashamed to admit, the reason I asked my partner on a first date was because of his self-introduction voice note on hinge overlayed to Wii music... We've been together for 2 years
So IT DOES WORK
@@DeadpoolX9 Absolutely. Much more enticing than fishing photos
If I was into guys, that Bunnings one would do it for me.
as a woman the bunnings one would have definitely got me to like the profile 10/10 no notes
Having a long term relationship in my early 20s i feel like i got out of the war draft
The missus and I got together in high school, 14 years later we’re still together. I’d HATE to have to try be in the dating market now at 31, it looks like nothing but pain and betrayal, together at last
Yup, 21 to 27 and now stepping into this shit show 😂
Started dating my wife when I was 18, beyond ten years in. Hearing dating stories from friends makes me so, so grateful.
thats funny getting married in my 20s feels like i got drafted lmfao
it's rough out here in the trenches 😭
my Hinge profile recording was me explaining that my special talent was being able to speak with the shadow monsters that live in your closet and come out to scare you at night
when i met now-boyfriend of 3 years i had to explain to him that this was not a sleep paralysis joke and i in fact suffer from bouts of psychosis & hallucinations due to PTSD
he just nodded, sipped his pint and said "i like a good challenge" lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bunnings guy gets +2 points to his hot scale for his hilarity. I would go on the date if only to request more jingles
40k Imperator Titan Build vid pls
Annihilation barge too?
Nah come on, Warlord Titan. Get him to dip into the legal fund to pay for it.
@@Tester-sh1mn imperator is bigger
No he needs to get his tat first
The Bunnings one sold me 😂 i love Bunnings
You know "david-eh" does that every time
Contemplates going on dating apps, comes to this video and regrets those thoughts, thanks Jordan
4:59 that’s a 10 out of 10
2:10 I was expecting them to pull out the ol "fiesty one you are"
I would totally have gone on a date with Tom 😂
I would get Hinge just to meet Tom! 😆
Unlisted very nice
Damn you really are the first
@@welder77 Yeah i found it somehow and watched it when it had 2 views
2:43 most suave Englishman going
The winner is Bunnings guy. Silver medal goes to Davide. Both awesome.
I'm so happy I have a serious gf. This new meta is seriously hard.
I can't be the only one disappointed Jordan didn't hit us with the Niki Webster
I like thier New Zealand chips with the pequin on them.
You know I’ve been watching a lot of your videos recently and I can’t help but feel similarities in your personality and humor to the music of Dead Kennedys. I think you’d like them my friend!
Considering the pool of people that they were able to pull from this video alone, the powers-at-be should put Friendlyjordies / Jordan Shanks in charge of casting the Australian The Bachelor / The Bachelorette and Married at First Sight because it would be the best television ever.
would give the bunnings guy a date fr
That bunnings ad was so good. Guys put in so much effort in these only to get left on read.
2:32 reminds me of the song FRIED OR FERTILIZED by Turquoise Jeep Records with Yung Humma, Flynt Flossy & Whatchyamacallit. Did I mention I like to dance?
4:17, he sounds like Kermit if Kermit was a human
L&P is sometimes good depending on the batch, awful when it's a super sweet batch though.
broooooo L&P is good shit
We were so close to an episode without a Simpsons reference
Are you kidding me babe. Red soooo suits you!! I would love to see a video of you & Bailey together reviewing & discussing make up. Your likes & dislikes in comparison etc. As always you smash it out of the park ❤❤❤
Tom killed it
NAH GET STUFFED L&P slaps
i wanna match with tom good god
Did you find yilmaz’ profile?
Damn what a video! Please do another my god
Bro missed the opportunity to rhyme with the ladys name, Amillia 😂😂
I might copy that bunnings ad ngl
Fuck... I would go on a date with Tom after that. Just to network with someone so talented.
How do I get in contact with Tom's dms?
4:01 calm down Mislav!
Love the Bunnings one 😂😂
Damn this is great, it's definitely given me some good ideas...
"Look at all these creative desperate men"
The Andrew singer sounds just like Mislav 😂
Was that Tom Cardy?
Female here. (If I were younger), I'd give Bunnings guy a chance. 10/10 Honest & Original 😅
5:27 yes
Essex mentioned!!!
Cheeky nandos infinite baked beans crippling living costs ah yes my mail order Asian bride is going to love the uk
this should go to trending, but alas
Bunnings ad man could get it 🥵
ngl i'd let the bunnings guy take me on at least one date
L&P is Goated
I'm a lesbian, but I would date the Bunnings guy.
Lord of the rings theme?? He’s Scottish! It’s the Braveheart theme 😂
I thought it was from shrek 😂😭
I've never understood dating apps, or any online method of meeting people. There are literally billions of humans beings in the world. Just go out and talk to some, see how it goes.
Also, how will she know if she really likes you, if she cannot smell you? There is no love without a sniff.
Jordan wants to get pregnant, good to know
Nah for real, Toms was brilliant. That sort of humour should always be a winner
I'm hard hearing these messages. 🎉
yep
Kiwi here, New L&P isn't good (it used to be better)
Get closer to your mic I can hear the whole room
i was banned on hinge so stopped using all up
That jab at L&P is unacceptable
😂yay tom🎉
I kinda see you. ❤
This is so funny
Yeah bunnings dude 7/10 - not 10/10 becoz he could of taken it further as a date request over sausage bbq . 😂
TAKE THE L&P comment back!
Tom's mum's house
Can’t be shitting on l&p. Shame
Going extinct for sure
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
grinder again please.
funny that he thinks women watch this
you'd be surprised
99th like!
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