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Baby Assassin (Obscure 50s music)
Discover that even the cute ones can be dangerous in this obscure 50s vinyl record from The Central Instrumental Agency and special guest Big Shoe Johnson, brought to you via AI music magic.
Gary Alpert found the search for guest singers on the Agency's branch out into the broader market harder than he'd initially thought. "Lots of big names turned this down, including ol' Big Shoe the first couple of times," Alpert said in a New York Times guest column. "'F**k Off, that's not my job,' I think was the response. Not sure what I expected when I think about it."
Eventually the sole-ful singer would come around when Alpert informed him the lyrics were based on a story that sat somewhere between urban legend and conspiracy theory. "There’s talk out there - all over the world. Politicians, heads of state, royalty, business big wigs...high profile assassinations with nothing but small bloody handprints, tiny tire tracks, hundreds of shell casings, and diapers on the targets. All within the span of a year. Survivors talk but nobody believes them. They say it all happened so quickly, but they'll never forget the playful laughter - which would have been haunting if it wasn't so adorable."
***All lyrics for this - and all content on the channel - written by Almost Vinyl
Available on most major streaming platforms including (but not limited to):
Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/3gFGW10FxZhG9qHiopzyiN
Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/baby-assassin-single/1770867678
Amazon Music: music.amazon.com/albums/B0DHX46DJM
Deezer: www.deezer.com/en/artist/268337482 (available soon)
#aimusic #50s #vinyl #oldies
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The Customer Is Always F**kin' Wrong (obscure early 60s soul)
Переглядів 393 тис.14 днів тому
Unleash a little pent-up frustration with this obscure early 60s vinyl entry, brought to you via ai music magic. The middle siblings of nine children, The Middle 3 relied solely on each other to weather the storm of their troubled early home life in Detroit. “We worked every job we could find so we could get out. But we could only take so much, you know?” Wendel Lewis said of the origins of the...
F*ck This Day (We'll Try Again Tomorrow) [Obscure early 70s soul]
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Call it a day in this obscure early 70s soul vinyl entry, now restored via ai music magic. Facing continued trouble with group leader Orlando Benton throughout the late 60s, The Gleeful Dreamers felt the need to push forward in the recording studio with or without their headliner. "His ice cream addiction was out of control," Kenny Plickens said of his on-again, off-again band mate and friend. ...
I'm Takin' Your Mom To Our Prom (Obscure 50s music)
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Revenge is a dish best served old in this 1950s obscure vinyl record from country music legend Hank Carhart, now restored via ai music magic. Available on most major streaming platforms: Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/im-takin-your-mom-to-our-prom-single/1765480007 Spotify: open.spotify.com/artist/6kSeC66YRG5mqm2N5Gl9tD Amazon Music: music.amazon.com/albums/B0DFD2XGXW
I Don't Have To Go To F**king Work (In My Dreams) [60s Motown Soul]
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This 1960s obscure vinyl record, finally restored via ai music magic, from The Gleeful Dreamer's second album describes group leader Orlando Benton's state of mind before he finally made a sudden transition out of the office to pursue is musical dreams. "I used to daydream about jumping off the roof," Benton told Rolling Stone in 1971. A traumatic experience whilst visiting a friend would spur ...
Fees F**kin' Fees (obscure 40s music)
Переглядів 10 тис.Місяць тому
Get endlessly nickel and dimed with The Ticket Masters in this late 40s classic, finally restored via ai music magic. Held by the record company until the early 50s over minor unpaid fees, The Ticket Masters grew increasingly frustrated by the lack of communication surrounding their unpublished debut album. "There was always somethin' else," Ernie Dent said during litigation that would eventual...
You're My Favorite Kid (F**k The Rest Of Em) [Obscure 70s Vinyl]
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In this obscure vinyl record, revived via ai music magic, Simone Carlson takes to her piano and unleashes her pent up parental frustrations. “We were all a little surprised,” lifelong friend and producer Carly Simon said after the record’s 1979 release. “It was great, but there was something missing in her performance. I was going to ask Michael McDonald to do some back up vocals to add some en...
I Want To Shoopity Doop In Your Doopity Shoop (obscure 50s music)
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This obscure vinyl record, restored via ai music magic, was deemed “the traditional mating call of the 1950s” in certain musical circles. “Nobody could use song to say everything and nothing at the same time like The Propositionists,” Orlando Benton of The Gleeful Dreamers said in a 1969 interview. Once considered too lewd for the mass market, The Propositionists took a step back in 1954 to str...
Napa Valley Cougars (obscure 60s music)
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This 1960s obscure vinyl record, finally restored via ai music magic, made waves on the beaches of California and kickstarted the careers of surf rock/pop legends Freddy and The Shore Trotters. It also happened to coin a term that wouldn’t catch on until the early 21st century. “Freddy was ahead of his time,” Chet Trotter said in a 1988 Rolling Stone interview in Kokomo. “Which was a bit funny ...
Have You Tried Not Being A Pr*ck? (obscure 60s music)
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This 1960s obscure vinyl record, finally restored via ai music magic, was written by members of The Pulp specifically for their group leader. “He sang that sh*t every night and didn’t think anything of it,” Pulp member Jonas Spritz said in a Motown documentary. “Then one night before a show he starts asking us who we wrote the song about. When we all kinda stared at him blankly, he stormed off,...
Fool's Golden Oldies Volume 2 | 40+ Minutes of Obscure 40s 50s and 60s vinyl hits | #aimusic
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Almost Vinyl presents Fool's Golden Oldies Volume 2 - 16 of the greatest vinyl hits and misses from the 30s, 40s, 50s, and 60s restored via ai music magic. It's everything you remember, just not the way you remember it. Volume 1 here: ua-cam.com/video/QdgtuSeIu1M/v-deo.html Available now on most major streaming platforms: Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/3yRjdZa0N5ZXdpUIzIkCUm Apple Music: music...
The Great Bingo Disaster Of 1944 (Live at Frontera, 1969) [obscure classic country vinyl]
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Finally restored via ai music magic, Johnny Lee Tuppard rides again. Recorded live at Frontera women's correctional facility in 1969. just before he closed the show with I Fought A Child, Johnny Lee Tuppard welcomed his contemporaries on stage to reform legendary country music super-group Tuppard And Co. The group reformed multiple times over the next few decades, most notably for the live tapi...
I Only Saw This Play To Get Some A** (rare 50s vinyl)
Переглядів 5 тис.2 місяці тому
Restored via ai music magic, this obscure vinyl record from 50s icon Chip Holliday made waves around the Vegas music scene for its blunt honesty. "Frank Sinatra was f king p*ssed," Holliday said in a Time interview. "He was screamin' at me in the Sands lobby sayin', 'Kid, have you got mush inside your noggin'? YOU'RE GONNA F K THIS UP FOR ALL OF US!'" Holliday continued on to say that he spent ...
Can I At Least Watch? (Obscure 50s music)
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Skip straight to the bargaining stage of grief in this obscure 50s vinyl track from Benny Thurston, restored via ai music magic. “If you can’t be first, be available,” Thurston said in a 1975 interview. “It’s important to keep your options open. And it’s important to know that I’m one of those options.” When asked about his proclivities within the song, Thurston dismissed any criticism. “Hey, I...
What The Hell Did You Call Me For? (obscure "60s" music)
Переглядів 4,8 тис.2 місяці тому
How far would you go to get a little alone time? Warp all the way back to the 60s with The Time Travel-Hers and have a listen to this obscure vinyl hit, restored via ai music magic, that absolutely nobody understood at the time. “Look, we live in a post-Surfin’ Bird world,” Berry Gordy Jr. said in a 1965 Detroit Free Press interview. “Lyrics don’t have to make sense anymore.” The Time Travel-He...
How Bout You Get Off Of My A** (I'll Get To It Later) [obscure 70s vinyl]
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How Bout You Get Off Of My A (I'll Get To It Later) [obscure 70s vinyl]
I'm Leaving It All To My Cat (Screw You All) [rare 1940s vinyl]
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I'm Leaving It All To My Cat (Screw You All) [rare 1940s vinyl]
I Drew You A Picture Of My D*** (Obscure 60s Folk)
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I Drew You A Picture Of My D (Obscure 60s Folk)
What The F**k Is That Noise From My Car? (obscure 60s music)
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What The F k Is That Noise From My Car? (obscure 60s music)
A Nice Clean Song - Richard and the **** - ******s (obscure 1950s vinyl)
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A Nice Clean Song - Richard and the - s (obscure 1950s vinyl)
Your Pool Will Run Yellow Tonight (obscure 50s vinyl)
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Your Pool Will Run Yellow Tonight (obscure 50s vinyl)
F**K Off That's Not My Job (obscure 50s music)
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F K Off That's Not My Job (obscure 50s music)
That's A F**king Ugly Baby (obscure 60s music)
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That's A F king Ugly Baby (obscure 60s music)
Get The Hell Out Of Our House [1940s big band jazz vinyl]
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Get The Hell Out Of Our House [1940s big band jazz vinyl]
What Happens On The Boat Stays On The Boat [obscure 70s soft rock vinyl]
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What Happens On The Boat Stays On The Boat [obscure 70s soft rock vinyl]
I Fought A Child (Live at Frontera, 1969) [obscure classic country vinyl]
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I Fought A Child (Live at Frontera, 1969) [obscure classic country vinyl]
I Can't F**king Swim (I'm Gonna Die) [rare early 60s turf rock vinyl]
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I Can't F king Swim (I'm Gonna Die) [rare early 60s turf rock vinyl]
You Split My Heart Like An Atom [rare 1959 cold war atomic vinyl]
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You Split My Heart Like An Atom [rare 1959 cold war atomic vinyl]
Two Minute Love (obscure 1960s vinyl) #aimusic
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Two Minute Love (obscure 1960s vinyl) #aimusic
Everyone Hates My Guts (obscure 60s music)
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Everyone Hates My Guts (obscure 60s music)

КОМЕНТАРІ

  • @Gilsao157
    @Gilsao157 11 хвилин тому

    I already am in I gonna try harder next decade

  • @anthonyptelfor9661
    @anthonyptelfor9661 58 хвилин тому

    I gotta say, these band names are top notch and I love it 😂

  • @Captain-Palsy
    @Captain-Palsy 3 години тому

    This song goes out to all the Ugly Babies 😂

  • @JustAViewer44
    @JustAViewer44 3 години тому

    This is so damn good.

  • @Phony6199
    @Phony6199 3 години тому

    Fuck off with calling this classic soul. This is AI man.

  • @captain5104
    @captain5104 3 години тому

    These songs have no right to be as good as they are ....subscribed....i want more off color 40s-60s songs! XD

  • @coryfice1881
    @coryfice1881 4 години тому

    Holy Fuck an Ai song without swearing.

  • @playground2583
    @playground2583 4 години тому

    gonna EAT these hands 🤩🤩🤩🤩 golden af

  • @justinmajor5973
    @justinmajor5973 11 годин тому

    I love this song so much

  • @generalrubbish9513
    @generalrubbish9513 11 годин тому

    For me, it started as a rattle that progressively got louder, until I went "Fuck, something's wrong with my car, I gotta get home ASAP". I didn't even make it that far - ended up having to pull over by the side of the road because the rattle had progressed into a shaking, which got so strong it started jerking my steering wheel back and forth. After I stopped, I went to take a look outside and found that my front left wheel had come loose. It was hanging on by ONE bolt out of five. If I tried to keep driving, I was 100% going to LOSE that wheel. The lesson I took away from that is that if your car starts making a noise you don't recognize, you do two things. You shit your pants, and you fucking STOP.

  • @stonebleeds
    @stonebleeds 11 годин тому

    I felt this in my soul

  • @Jikkuryuu
    @Jikkuryuu 12 годин тому

    I was going to like this song either way, but the repeated mentions of their increasingly large dongs really pushed it over the top for me :)

  • @Firguy_the_Foot_Fetishist
    @Firguy_the_Foot_Fetishist 12 годин тому

    I dedicate this song to my ex-wife. If you weren't such an abrasive shrew: I would have never cheated on you.

  • @archangel9363
    @archangel9363 15 годин тому

    I could totally believe the "Beat Hoover's Ass" song was a speak-easy tune that never got a recording

  • @pedrobasantes8784
    @pedrobasantes8784 16 годин тому

    Beautiful, staying classy, don’t have to be ratchet to get a point across😉

  • @craigjust2401
    @craigjust2401 17 годин тому

    I needed this😂 well done

  • @RaidianaS
    @RaidianaS 19 годин тому

    I’d like to hear this sung by an actual person, cause it’s pretty good

    • @Acorlei
      @Acorlei 4 години тому

      I intend to sing it myself once I finish building the karaoke track for it, but I'm having trouble transcribing a lyric. "You want everything free, you're cheap as ???" That's the line I can't get about 2:15 in. EDIT: Then again, had I watched the video... I'd have known it's "you're cheapass creeps".

  • @davidbellecy1709
    @davidbellecy1709 День тому

    This is too good. 🤣

  • @lukemorgan2197
    @lukemorgan2197 День тому

    "can you give enough lead time so i can set up my camera equipment?" Legendary.

  • @michaelmacmurray7344
    @michaelmacmurray7344 День тому

    I’ve worked in fast food restaurants and more, this song is so true, hell I sing this when I see jackasses at stores ripping on minimum wage workers

  • @ujustgotpwned2008
    @ujustgotpwned2008 День тому

    As an actor, I can confirm that I only auditioned for this play to get some ass.

  • @frankalejandro1997
    @frankalejandro1997 День тому

    Which singer are they making fun of though? I love the 70's but I don't want to say its Linda Ronstadt, and I can't put my finger on it 😭

  • @frankchilds9848
    @frankchilds9848 День тому

    Almost as wild as Unknown Hinson, wonderful

  • @magicmulder
    @magicmulder День тому

    Paradise By The Engine Lamp

  • @ZX-Gear
    @ZX-Gear День тому

    Mood at the moment. Fucking sucks to work at your birthday.

  • @pamelqtaylor8335
    @pamelqtaylor8335 День тому

    The official song of Black Friday workers

  • @gray-group118
    @gray-group118 День тому

    this song name is best

  • @nihilisticpancake308
    @nihilisticpancake308 День тому

    Common AI w.

  • @tdublove9558
    @tdublove9558 День тому

    😆 I can't stop listening to these songs 😂😂😂

  • @skandto
    @skandto День тому

    what did you use to make this

  • @T-6000
    @T-6000 День тому

    Patrolling the Mojave?? f**k off that's not my job

  • @alanwestmoreland6152
    @alanwestmoreland6152 День тому

    Maggie Simpson approved

  • @gravethebeyond
    @gravethebeyond День тому

    This should be played to all the bad parents out there.

  • @brain8107
    @brain8107 День тому

    "and i can see in your wifes eyes that bitter look of cold regret" new kitchen theme song

  • @captainkeyboard1007
    @captainkeyboard1007 День тому

    This music should be "innocent."

  • @seanrh4294
    @seanrh4294 День тому

    "I took another look and said I can no longer visit" 🤣

  • @dinensionsniper1474
    @dinensionsniper1474 День тому

    I am not going to lie I kind of like it.

  • @Aurora-sz1bc
    @Aurora-sz1bc День тому

    I feel like a mom wrote these lyrics

  • @Living_Connectedness
    @Living_Connectedness День тому

    Playing this to bae now 😉

  • @inosukehashibira5511
    @inosukehashibira5511 День тому

    Ai or not this funny as hell

    • @inkswift
      @inkswift День тому

      its ai restored meaning its originally real lmao

    • @nihilisticpancake308
      @nihilisticpancake308 День тому

      ​@@inkswift I think this is AI restored the same way those low poly horror games are restored abandoned games.

  • @inosukehashibira5511
    @inosukehashibira5511 День тому

    This shit funny

  • @joannehardcastle8284
    @joannehardcastle8284 День тому

    This song is fantastic.. thank you. 😂❤

  • @tomrimmer4852
    @tomrimmer4852 2 дні тому

    Oh my god if my life was a song

  • @mkocel
    @mkocel 2 дні тому

    Should do one about getting your "f**k you money" lol

  • @mkocel
    @mkocel 2 дні тому

    he would prefer not to go to work. very relatable

  • @Cosmo29777
    @Cosmo29777 2 дні тому

    It's 2:20PM, and I just closed my curtains and jumped into bed 👌🏻

  • @tbyrdrandom
    @tbyrdrandom 2 дні тому

    I wasn't prepared! 😂

  • @akalixevelynn2932
    @akalixevelynn2932 2 дні тому

    11/10

  • @wired4db1
    @wired4db1 2 дні тому

    Ole meat gazin arse been watching errybody anyway.

  • @wired4db1
    @wired4db1 2 дні тому

    😳🤔. Hmm never considered that. Thank you. 🖕😁✌️