Ooooo lol Please give us more Linda Ferrari! This song is so damn catchy, and I like Linda's audacity. She's gotta be friends with Jenny Stardust on Obscurest Vinyl 😂😂😂
You are really stretching the truth with that 'kind, loving soul' BS. Linda Ferrari was Bitch Prime! You couldn't find anyone who'd admit to liking her, not even for a fresh fifty dollar bill. The story of the 'other Lindas' and why they have been erased from history is one of popular music's true horror stories. Linda Ford and Linda Fiat were school friends with Linda Ferrari, and they all got along pretty well for a few years with Ferrari out front and Ford and Fiat as backup singers. But all it took was this one hit single and the Ferrari ego beat NASA to the Moon. The group came to its sorry end in the early hours of June 27 1964. The trio had performed at a concert in Liver Gulch the night before, and after the show an argument erupted. Ferrari, driving back to their hotel, told her backups that 'drunk elephants have a better chance of singing on key than you pair of [deleted] [deleted]'. On the spur of the moment, Linda Fiat let her seething rage break free. She drove her nail file through the back of Linda Ferrari's head. Linda Ford, sitting in the front passenger seat, grabbed the wheel and managed to bring the car safely to a stop. Together Lindas 2 and 3 dismembered Linda 1 with the nail file and a pair of eyebrow tweezers. Then they slapped each other around a few times and walked to the nearest police station. Their story about a homicidal maniac hitchhiker was quickly pulled apart - much more quickly, in fact, than it took them to pull their former friend apart. Chad Sporting, the young police officer who first sighted the body in all its macabre glory, resigned the next day and became a janitor. The remaining Lindas were charged with first degree murder and sentenced to life behind bars, but due to a clerical error they were dropped off at a bus stop outside the prison rather than inside its gates. Their whereabouts have been a mystery for the last sixty years.
Ok, Ok…first of all we’re not even legally allowed to talk about The Other 2 Lindas. We should remove this comment just so we don’t get sued by Ferrari’s estate. Secondly, everyone knows that: A) The events you described took place in 1968. Chad Sporting just kept telling everyone it was 1964 so he could say he had four years experience on the force when he washed out on his 3rd day just because he saw a little blood and maybe brains and a limb here or there. B) Linda Ferrari wasn’t in that car. And that she always sent a stand-in on tour because the poor thing got car-sick on road trips because of the events that led to her changing her name in the first place. Was that stand-in also a bitch? Yeah, but that’s what she got paid to do. And whatever happened to her in that that car was completely out of Ferrari’s control. And if something bad happened to her, she probably deserved it because Linda obviously wouldn’t have let those other 2 nutjobs (who we won’t mention) pull that shit. C) Linda Ferrari was a saint. Just because she changed her name from Betty Dauphine after making her suitors Freddy and Jim have a high-school drag race and getting one of them killed, and just because - as described - she may have driven 2 people (who we won’t name) so insane they may have murdered Linda’s stand-in, and just because Linda was blackballed from the recording industry (how dare they), and just because she may have gone crazy at a baking competition and killed six people and served a life sentence in Frontera…doesn’t mean that deep down she wasn’t a caring, loving, beautiful, misunderstood soul. I mean, everyone should know this. They made a whole musical about it! But in case people have been living under a rock, “Linda’s Gone Crazy At The Bake-Off” - the climax of that musical - will be out next week (if we can get permission) and “The Race For Betty’s Heart (Directly Into A Wall)” detailing the drag race between Jim Luvdaine and Freddy (of Freddy and The Shore Trotters) will be included on Fool’s Golden Oldies Vol. 2 next month
I'm already too far down the rabbit hole of awesome songs 😂
"And the other 2 Lindas" ties a nice bow on this bit
Goddamn how amazed I am to cross these songs. Loveeeeeee.
Please make playlists so I can listen to these songs while driving
Got it. Playlists are now available, including one with everything. Enjoy!
Her rivalry with Jenny Stardust was legendary!
They used to say "Jenny Stardust's a pioneer of women's rights, Linda Ferrari's a pioneer of women's wrongs"
will someone who makes up the Supermarket music CDs they play slip a couple of these in please. cheers,
Ooooo lol Please give us more Linda Ferrari! This song is so damn catchy, and I like Linda's audacity. She's gotta be friends with Jenny Stardust on Obscurest Vinyl 😂😂😂
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And the award goes to..... this song lol😂
Gonad records grabs a grammy!
I don't know if this is AI but if it is this is still a bad ass song.
This sounds more like an 80s tribute to the 60s girl groups if that makes any sense. Still great!
That's my kind of girl
Says the one survivor of the Donner Party.
😂
I think this sounds more 90s but it's still catchy
I dont hate her . I show cool stoic indifference to her.
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You are really stretching the truth with that 'kind, loving soul' BS. Linda Ferrari was Bitch Prime! You couldn't find anyone who'd admit to liking her, not even for a fresh fifty dollar bill.
The story of the 'other Lindas' and why they have been erased from history is one of popular music's true horror stories. Linda Ford and Linda Fiat were school friends with Linda Ferrari, and they all got along pretty well for a few years with Ferrari out front and Ford and Fiat as backup singers. But all it took was this one hit single and the Ferrari ego beat NASA to the Moon.
The group came to its sorry end in the early hours of June 27 1964. The trio had performed at a concert in Liver Gulch the night before, and after the show an argument erupted. Ferrari, driving back to their hotel, told her backups that 'drunk elephants have a better chance of singing on key than you pair of [deleted] [deleted]'. On the spur of the moment, Linda Fiat let her seething rage break free. She drove her nail file through the back of Linda Ferrari's head. Linda Ford, sitting in the front passenger seat, grabbed the wheel and managed to bring the car safely to a stop.
Together Lindas 2 and 3 dismembered Linda 1 with the nail file and a pair of eyebrow tweezers. Then they slapped each other around a few times and walked to the nearest police station. Their story about a homicidal maniac hitchhiker was quickly pulled apart - much more quickly, in fact, than it took them to pull their former friend apart. Chad Sporting, the young police officer who first sighted the body in all its macabre glory, resigned the next day and became a janitor.
The remaining Lindas were charged with first degree murder and sentenced to life behind bars, but due to a clerical error they were dropped off at a bus stop outside the prison rather than inside its gates. Their whereabouts have been a mystery for the last sixty years.
Ok, Ok…first of all we’re not even legally allowed to talk about The Other 2 Lindas. We should remove this comment just so we don’t get sued by Ferrari’s estate.
Secondly, everyone knows that:
A) The events you described took place in 1968. Chad Sporting just kept telling everyone it was 1964 so he could say he had four years experience on the force when he washed out on his 3rd day just because he saw a little blood and maybe brains and a limb here or there.
B) Linda Ferrari wasn’t in that car. And that she always sent a stand-in on tour because the poor thing got car-sick on road trips because of the events that led to her changing her name in the first place. Was that stand-in also a bitch? Yeah, but that’s what she got paid to do. And whatever happened to her in that that car was completely out of Ferrari’s control. And if something bad happened to her, she probably deserved it because Linda obviously wouldn’t have let those other 2 nutjobs (who we won’t mention) pull that shit.
C) Linda Ferrari was a saint. Just because she changed her name from Betty Dauphine after making her suitors Freddy and Jim have a high-school drag race and getting one of them killed, and just because - as described - she may have driven 2 people (who we won’t name) so insane they may have murdered Linda’s stand-in, and just because Linda was blackballed from the recording industry (how dare they), and just because she may have gone crazy at a baking competition and killed six people and served a life sentence in Frontera…doesn’t mean that deep down she wasn’t a caring, loving, beautiful, misunderstood soul.
I mean, everyone should know this. They made a whole musical about it!
But in case people have been living under a rock,
“Linda’s Gone Crazy At The Bake-Off” - the climax of that musical - will be out next week (if we can get permission)
and
“The Race For Betty’s Heart (Directly Into A Wall)” detailing the drag race between Jim Luvdaine and Freddy (of Freddy and The Shore Trotters) will be included on Fool’s Golden Oldies Vol. 2 next month
Fun Fact: Ferrari is the Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Grandma of Donald Trump. Hopefully he'll do a cover of this song.
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