How To Stellaris: The Ultimate (Worst) Stellaris Guide
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- Опубліковано 10 лип 2023
- Welcome to this meme filed guide/review of Stellaris. Today ill cover what stellaris has to offer, obviously its not all the game has, because that would make the video unbelievably long, and in this current TikTok, the youth's heads would explode. Stellaris is made by Paradox Interactive. Sub for more at some point.
Montu Plays tier list of stellaris DLC's: • Which Stellaris Expans...
DISCLAIMER: this is all satire, obviously it is not so spouse to be taken seriously. All music and art belong to their respective owners.
Music in order of appearance:
Shantae and the Pirate's Curse OST: We Love Burning Town
Capcom vs. SNK 2 OST - Stimulation (New York Stage)
Capcom vs. SNK 2 OST - This is true Love Makin' (London Stage)
Crypt of the NecroDancer OST - Konga Conga Kappa (King Conga)
MELTY BLOOD: GCV2005 - Neko Arc
Bayonetta - Let's Dance Boys!
Welcome to Planet Urf | Login Screen - League of Legends
Persona 5 Last Surprise Instrumental - Ігри
Patrolling the Orion Arm of the Milky Way really makes you wish for the heat-death of the universe.
Just living life, makes me await the heat-death of the universe with glee...
This video is support by the Imperium of Man. May the emperor bless you
Your going to get very popular I can tell these are amazing!
In the first game I was the most peaceful and egalitarian empire in the galaxy, everyone loved me.... but then they took bubbles from me... so I say. let's the galaxy burn.
Bubbles truly is the origin story of every genocidal stellaris player out there. No Galaxy without Bubbles is worth saving if you ask me 😞
I on the other hand had a peaceful empire focused on technology and exploration but then war in heaven happened and I lost a bunch of worlds to xenophobe FE, and I turned into militaristic genocidal empire focused on exterminating them all
Let's NOT forget the Psycho-Geico-Gecko species that was literally imprisoned on their homeworld with a temporal shield because they were HYPER-AGGRESSIVE BEYOND BELIEF!!!!
What do you mean? They are just totally normal gecko's imprisoned against their will. You should totally release them, something that cute shouldn't be imprisoned. Let them spread their love all across the galaxy
@@themayoman1752 Oh yeah, what could possibly go wrong? They just want to sell us all car insurance!
5:03 I have loaded up Stellaris at least 5 times and haven't been able to make it past this screen. Thank you so much for walking me through it! Excited to give it another try.
The sidejab on HOI4 players really hit home, cause I just got HOI4 and almost instantly started making a mod that would make a facist Middle-East more...fun to play. The vanilla default trees jsut did not do it for me so I had to resort to making my own
Oh no buddy... be careful, before you know it. You will be playing TNO. Down that path lies horrors beyond human understanding
You’re the most underrated UA-camr I’ve ever seen you’ll blow up soon
Patrician choice of Warhammer women at 5:00
Ahh yes, a fellow man of culture. I too love sci-fi women who will actually just kill me.
Here before Toast posts this in the discord, also great video
I love your videos!
first vid i seen from you. keep going man you gunna be big one day.
Is this me discovering another borderline schizophrenic video game channel? Yes please?
This is what i call top tier quality. good memes in the entire video. and i don't feel like its overbearing or too much to follow. Keep making these glorious vids my friend.
10:47
You're evil for that one lmao.
Woah woah... there nothing evil about the worm... you just need to let the worm into your heart and soul, and it will all be okay. Trust me.
@@themayoman1752 I'm referring to you recommending people to do the end of the cycle.
@@derphunk5338 Oh sorry i just get really exited to talk about our lord and saviour The Worm. Well.. The End of the cycle is very strong, just ignore the doom timer. 😉
I played like 50 hours until i discovered districts xD
My second build in every planet was housing jajaja
The best dlc to buy is none of them, pirate the whole thing
but but how will Paradox's CEO afford his Lamborghini now? Look what you have done, he is now forced to sell his 5th sommer vacation home in Portugal because of people like you 🤬
Look mom, I made it! I'm in a mayoman video!
Truly, we are in the endgame now
here before this channel takes the feck off baybeeeee
Well, extermination is just proof you lack skill at this game in this day and age. KEKW
Vassals are broken as a--.
tommyk :)
Make a bannerlord 2 video you sissy, great vid btw 👌
Man rolls up, calls me a sissy and then predicts the next video. What the Hell 😩.
@themayoman1752 love your shit dawg, from one sissy to another 💋❤️
@@iwantsomepie Whoa woah, not in public.... I'll call you later fam 🥵
His video I don’t use slaves I use overpopulation
Where goi man?
Goi boi!!!!
i hate all humans. i purge every human i can find whenever i play a game where i can do just that . EVERYTIME. and i dont see my hatred for Humanity changing any time soon.
Yes, Commissar. This heretic right here.
@@themayoman1752 in my empires its the other way around there you are the heretic.