As someone who spends at least 2hrs a day on tiktok... i can confirm, I haven't seen a single girl in swimsuit dancing, because that isn't where my interest lies
I can't fit the app in my phone so I only see tiktoks through UA-cam now, but my fyp was like all singers and artists, or a lot were just small pages where people talked about real issues to share their feelings. Only the very first day was models and dancing, until I scrolled past it to focus on things I liked. Every platform has cringe and stuff. I remember people saying everything about UA-cam that they now say about tiktok, when youtube was first coming out. It was nothing but trash for kids to play around and do inappropriate stuff, according to our parents. Kinda like that with every new thing, people forget they hated the old one when it was new, until they got used to it and had fun with it themselves, now the new thing is a threat to their comfort.
I have actual breathing problems and I can hike 6 miles up into a mountain range with a mask on and not die, I think dudes who claim they bench 200 every day and run 5 miles at the buttcrack of dawn, can stop crying like little babies over it lol
@@LuminousKippi yeah like what are they insecure about, will someone mistake them for a girl because they aren't showing their beard and manly jawbone? If so it's happened to me a few times and I didn't cry, just shrugged it off and they corrected after hearing my voice anyway. Boomer men are so sensitive it's crazy.
@@-desertpackrat I'm a girl with a slightly deeper voice, so when I wear a mask I tend to get misgendered. If you're so "confident in your alpha male grr don't mess with me", you're not gonna care if someone thinks you're a woman. Like- They're so insecure. At least you're sane though lol.
10:04 I always had a fear about something like that and now it has been confirmed. I feel so bad for that woman, she most likey heard and maybe even felt EVERYTHING but couldn't call for help. That is so fucked up and I pray that a therapist is on stand by for if that woman wakes up. Thats the type of trauma I don't think will truly process. She'd probably be afraid to sleep after something like that, let alone ever trust a hospital again. The entire hospital AND the man who did it, need to be sued BIG TIME. He needs serious jail time too. Where are the security cameras in or around the rooms to help monitor patients? who was last in the room? who is on that patients case?? How the actually fuck could they let that happen??? I am disgusted!!!
While I don’t remember Norse myth Thor ever being female via a curse or anything, he did cross dress and faked being a woman to “marry” a frost giant so he could kill everyone in the guest list. In the comics Jane did become Thor via the worthiness clause of the hammer. So did a literal frog, bata ray bill, captain American, and a few others.
@@NoName-hv7xn depende, en españa si tu mejor amigo o colega es tío, pero en otras partes no, ejemplo: yo no le digo tío a mis amigos porque soy de México, aquí un amigo es amigo, wey o tal vez otras que se usan muy poco xd
Lmao, the one about the black man being mistook for a white dude just reminds me of what my teacher( on a course for a flight attendant license) told the class the other day. He almost got denied the documentation to enter USA while working because the fbi at the embassy suspected he could be a cuban guy ( with the same lastname) who had stole a bank. Like, the cuban guy was black, not even mixed, actually dark skinned black. And my teacher could not be whiter. They didn't have the same first name either. I am starting to seriously question the intelligence of USA security forces...they need a better admittance exam for the IQ part 🤣🤣🤣
9:05 I've seen this before, but I've never noticed that the basketball coach wearing heels before now. I have to agree that high heels are a bad choice of footwear for a basketball coach. Not because they'e feminine or sexy or any misogynistic BS like that, but because high heels are impractical to the point of being _physically damaging._ High heels as a fashion trend _need to die._ Everyone needs to stop sacrificing safety and physical comfort for the sake of aesthetics. Beauty doesn't have to be painful! It'll always be hard work, but that hard work should come in the form of things like achieving physical fitness, learning to skillfully apply makeup, and learning what clothes look best on your body. These things don't cause harm to one's body the way high heels do.
My god, can we just give teachers some space? They are dealing with multiple brats day after day for years with minimum pay. And "offends" christians? Biology is biology, nothing about it should be offensive anyway. You're censoring basic life knowledge we need. What, you want adults who think you can have a baby by holding hands?
If it's "offending" "Christians", then they SERIOUSLY need to re-evaluate themselves. I thought this regressive shit died out in the late 60's; it's 2022, this shouldn't still be a question any more: let schools teach what NEEDS to be taught, god damn it! >.
"What, do you want adults who think they can have a baby by holding hands?" Yes, they do. They want people who are completely ignorant of science, their own anatomy, and personal autonomy, so they can be manipulated and abused.
@Don't boop the snoot It would only be a strawman and slippery slope if there weren't *literally* Christians who want that exact thing. So -50 points for you for being deliberately ignorant and incorrectly assuming that anyone gives a shit about your opinion because you are offended by reality.
0:50 "steam alarm"? sounds like the previous tenants just burned food all the time and tricked the landlord into thinking it was just steam setting off the smoke alarm
Steam *can* set off smoke alarms, as can heat from a stove top or oven. It sounds like the landlord either improperly installed a fire alarm, so now steam sets it off; or they didn't install proper ventilation, so they installed a fire alarm improperly so that if people cook, it will go off. That way they can 'avoid' humidity damage to the kitchen by being a rat bastard instead of doing so by *doing their job correctly.*
@coco Yup. Or it's a woman who is confessing to being so thoroughly brainwashed by her religion - and thus her parents and/or husband - that someone *really* needs to check on her. Specifically to see if she's trying to convince herself that it's okay because otherwise, she has to address some trauma of her own.
I have a mildly funny one: A while back, my family needed some papers updated at town hall. When the clerk asked for our address, my dad said: “It’s Park new word Road 123” (to emphasise that it was Park Road and not Parkroad, which is reasonable in my language). The clerk then wrote “Park New Word Road 123” as our address. We noticed it soon after, and everyone had a laugh about it.
1:13 power move, start putting random stuff on top of the guy like a cat covered in remote controls to see how long it'll be until they get up and leave lol.
'teaches' is a bit of a generous term for what he does. 'sabotages the education of his students' seems more apt. Seriously, even if he ignore all the health hazards in the school, half the teachers are, quite frankly, incapable of teaching.
10:06 what they are describing is actually called "pseudocyesis", in which someone's brain convinces their body that they're pregnant to the point that it mimics the symptoms of pregnancy, such as the lack of periods, abdominal growth, mood swings, etc. sometimes it lasts up until "birth", sometimes it can go on for years, or sometimes only a few months. the key difference between pseudocyesis and actual pregnancy, however, is a baby- or lack thereof. in pseudocyesis, there is no real baby. the person my go into "labor", but it will be a fruitless endeavor and the doctors will have to very carefully tell them there was no baby. otherwise, they may not end up as mentally sound as desired. anyways, hope you guys enjoyed my little fun fact! have a wonderful weekend, everyone
@@EAZZEE ?? what are you on pseudocyesis happens when a woman desire so much to be pregnant she convince herself that she is its can only happens if your conscious not in a coma and it like a mass psychosis its mostly happens when people are easily influenceable, stresses, anxious and so on and in the last 45 years only 3 man had it and in the video that not what the woman had she did give birth to a child she was raped
@@aoki6332 i know what the woman went through wasn't pseudocyesis, i was talking about what the person was talking about. and it doesn't only happen when someone wants a baby, it can happen when someone is terrified of having a baby. and like i said, it doesn't have to be a woman. please don't be transphobic. trans men and nonbinary people go through it too.
For those who want to know about the thumbnail thingy. In spain you say "Tío" instead of dude and "Tía" for women. But that's only in Spain, not every spanish-speaking country.
8:10 it taking the police 6 days to find out triggers me, if done their jobb it should have been taking them maybe a hour to find it out but 6 days? i would think the person suing the police wins that case considering all the police would have needed to realise they had the acctualy wrong person was to look at a picture considering the person that is wanted is like 30-40 years older, got a different middle name different skin collour and the shape of their faces is completly different,
In Oklahoma, they basically refer to anything about evolution as "Natural Diversity" or something like that. Even my biology teacher says it's dumb and mentions like every time that by "Natural Diversity" it means evolution.
American police are on the same level as Chief Wiggum. Remember, this is the group of people who execute no-knock raids on the wrong houses so you can believe they'll get two people mixed up because of a mutual first and last name but not fact check middle name, DOB, or location. Three people share my name in the same state but one person in Ohio (also does) committed murder of three people so I'm kind of shocked their LEOs didn't drive 500 miles to bust through my windows with full tac gear.
And in Spain everybody says "tio" it is for the uncle but it is also a way to say something like "dude" "bro" "man", so they will realize that their best friend is also a tio.
9:46 this sounds like those kids shows where the character asks a question and stares at you and replies regardless if you answered or not or was incorrect
@3:55 Yeah, I work in education in Oklahoma and let me tell you- we already have a teacher shortage because they pay like shit lmfao they keep introducing new bills that are only going to chase off teachers even more.
10:31 The holiday season before Covid I shared a smoke with a cast-member, the next day I had the first tingle of a throat/sinus cold, no biggie, but, the next morning I had deep phlegm and a persistent cough, so I called off work for the week: I progressed to a state, that, I could only move the phlegm by ratcheting air-pressure out of my lungs with my tongue and mouth making a vacuum, collapsing my lung tissue, sticking phlegm together enough to expel with a cough; so I called off the second week of work, and started snorting Goldenseal-alcohol-tincture, to kill the sinus colony, so painful. When covid was announced I already knew the young and elderly were going to die without respiratory and sinus methods I'd used
2:50 funny thing is that in Norse mythology Thor actually shape shifts into a female and gives birth Edit: never mind I was just reminded that that was Loki not thor
No that was Loki, he turned into a mare to distract a Joten's draft horse which resulted in Sleipnir. Thor did dress up as Freya to sneak into a Joten King's wedding to retrieve Mjolnir.
@@Matthewgb204 best part about that story is that while Loki shapeshifts into a woman to sneak in as Thor's/Freya's handmaiden the ruse was not actually his idea, it was HEIMDALL'S!!🤣😆😜 Though as usual Loki was originally blamed for Mjolnir's disappearance because why would it not be his fault?🤣😆
I fell like I've found an Easter egg :3 For context: I think this is meant to be released later, but it's currently unlisted. You can find it on the Facepalm playlist, and I assume that's a mistake. It currently has 33 views and 6 likes.
When the pandemic started and they told us the symptoms, i wanted to go to a store, bite an onion and say "This thing is so bad, it doesn't have any taste"
I don’t understand why every one likes these face palms. They just grow facenuts which look.. very, very, VERY weird. The only thing good about facenuts is they makes good facenut cream and shreddings.
9:15 This wasn't the point the creep was making...But wtf is up with THAT- she's wearing stick heels on Bball court???? What if you gotta dodge a stray ball? The ball gonna break nose, and the floor will do the rest lmao
IDK why but at the very start when he read the text message and he read the name Eva, it made me really happy because that my name. It just made me weirdly happy to hear him say my name
This video came out like an hour ago you would think there would be one million people saying fIrSt! Edit: woops it’s unlisted and I have stumbled my way in before release.
As an Oklahoman I can tell you. I have no idea. We have some weird laws. Like It was illegal to wear boots in bed but only if the covers are over your feet.😞
My mom said the outfit at 9:05 was not appropriate. Because the pants are pink and the mask is red, and red and pink dont go together. Therefore making it inappropriate. I asked her again. Shes mainly worried about the heels on the gym floor, that's a twisted ankle in the makingg.
3:00 the first guy isn't wrong though. But i don't remember thor having a friend called Tony Stark in norse mythology either. I don't see him complaining about that.
My face gonna be hurting from all of these face palms
These fucking bots I stg
I usually just softly place my hand on my face. It's still a facepalm, but a lot less painful
@@silverflight01 lol
@we unite no
yea sis lol
As someone who spends at least 2hrs a day on tiktok... i can confirm, I haven't seen a single girl in swimsuit dancing, because that isn't where my interest lies
My roommate though, he gets those.
Sigma male rule no.pi
I can't fit the app in my phone so I only see tiktoks through UA-cam now, but my fyp was like all singers and artists, or a lot were just small pages where people talked about real issues to share their feelings. Only the very first day was models and dancing, until I scrolled past it to focus on things I liked. Every platform has cringe and stuff. I remember people saying everything about UA-cam that they now say about tiktok, when youtube was first coming out. It was nothing but trash for kids to play around and do inappropriate stuff, according to our parents. Kinda like that with every new thing, people forget they hated the old one when it was new, until they got used to it and had fun with it themselves, now the new thing is a threat to their comfort.
Yeah I mean, that stuff was there when I first joined but it pretty quickly went away once I found the things I like
We got him guys, bring in the molotovs.
“real men don’t wear masks 🤪” these guys act like wearing a piece of cloth reverses their chromosomes
Ah yeah, only women wear masks. All men are physically incapable of wearing masks and will become female upon dawning such a treacherous cloth.
I have actual breathing problems and I can hike 6 miles up into a mountain range with a mask on and not die, I think dudes who claim they bench 200 every day and run 5 miles at the buttcrack of dawn, can stop crying like little babies over it lol
@@LuminousKippi yeah like what are they insecure about, will someone mistake them for a girl because they aren't showing their beard and manly jawbone? If so it's happened to me a few times and I didn't cry, just shrugged it off and they corrected after hearing my voice anyway. Boomer men are so sensitive it's crazy.
@@-desertpackrat I'm a girl with a slightly deeper voice, so when I wear a mask I tend to get misgendered. If you're so "confident in your alpha male grr don't mess with me", you're not gonna care if someone thinks you're a woman. Like- They're so insecure. At least you're sane though lol.
@@LuminousKippi if only that worked in reverse
10:04 I always had a fear about something like that and now it has been confirmed. I feel so bad for that woman, she most likey heard and maybe even felt EVERYTHING but couldn't call for help. That is so fucked up and I pray that a therapist is on stand by for if that woman wakes up. Thats the type of trauma I don't think will truly process. She'd probably be afraid to sleep after something like that, let alone ever trust a hospital again. The entire hospital AND the man who did it, need to be sued BIG TIME. He needs serious jail time too. Where are the security cameras in or around the rooms to help monitor patients? who was last in the room? who is on that patients case?? How the actually fuck could they let that happen??? I am disgusted!!!
Unfortunately emotional trauma does not correlate to the amount of time spent in jail, otherwise all murderers would be free of charge.
@@RGC_animation what about the families?
@@5_sets_of_triangle_pasta But that's not the person they murdered so their feeling doesn't matter! :)
@@RGC_animation no, no. He's got a point
i've seen somewhere (i don't remember where) that the guy was found but i can't remember what happened to him
7:22 the funny part, if she had declared it in the divorce, she'd only have lost half.
To make things worse, she divorced her husband *because* she won the lottery
69th like ;)
Some one ruined it within seconds :(
Ha ha ha ha
@@ShadowEclipse777 that makes it better
There might not be a female Thor in Greek mythology, but there IS a cross-dressing Thor in Norse mythology.
Ah... Thor's Wedding
And let's not even go to what Loki is up to... 👀
@@einienj3281 man, imagine birthing an 8-legged horse
@@dudemcduder1628 😁 I'd rather not.. 😁
@@dudemcduder1628 who says I have to imagine?
While I don’t remember Norse myth Thor ever being female via a curse or anything, he did cross dress and faked being a woman to “marry” a frost giant so he could kill everyone in the guest list.
In the comics Jane did become Thor via the worthiness clause of the hammer.
So did a literal frog, bata ray bill, captain American, and a few others.
and a dog -mike
Yea as much as i hate that they're replacing Thor saying it isn't accurate is the least of complaints
@@Minceraft69 i don’t fucken know i’m just a kid -mike (i’m not future/dead mike. i’m teen/past/bully mike)
@@Minceraft69 eh i know what happens in the future & we’re all dead as hell sooo (plus eli’s already dead) -mike
Also mythology Thor is ginger, not blonde.
Mabel Thor is BASED in the Mythology, but don't follows it.
1:27 You got to love how that rock is reflecting light just like the moon.
As a Spanish person, I can confirm that all of my uncles are named Tio
Si, y nuestro mejor colega también es tio "Hey tio ¿Quieres ir a por unas birras?" hahahahaha.
Tito, tiyo, tso/chu in ph
@@NoName-hv7xn depende, en españa si tu mejor amigo o colega es tío, pero en otras partes no, ejemplo: yo no le digo tío a mis amigos porque soy de México, aquí un amigo es amigo, wey o tal vez otras que se usan muy poco xd
This coach is wearing heels so she's constantly working out while the team plays the game, what commitment to supporting her players
The one about a guy "named" Steve made me actually laugh 😂 out loud. Thanks 👍 for that!
"Steve 1, you go that way! Steve 2, come with me!"
Kudos if you get that.
idk how Brian Steve didn't say anything, he's just an NPC I guess
@@LinktheHylianChampion117 He probably thought "why does this person keep talking to my dog?"
1:26 The funniest part is that you can literally see the rock reflecting light LMAO
You do not understand how much I laughed at "he uncle".
the one post that said "once upon a time we thought lack of knowledge was the cause of stupidity" is pretty much the idea behind this entire sub
*Spanish uncles always have their name as Tio...*
_Because they suffered way too many times from their nephews being ratio'd on Twitter._
@JOVANKA--------💋👇 ratio
@JOVANKA--------💋👇
Shut up
@Ersan Ganis ratio
Hi again lol
Please explain why the person was being stupid.
The woman in the coma who gave birth actually passed away last October and they arrested the man who caused the pregnancy
Oh sh*t! I'mma go look this up.
The intro! “My name is Jack, eat me- I smile” ... I’m speechless. It genuinely made me half gasp half laugh. Great job Jack!
As a Mexican, I can confirm every uncle I have is named Tío
As a spaniard, I can confirm that every person I know is named Tío
are every of your aunties named Tia, too?
Wow i'm early! You're one of my favorite narrators Jack!
Cool I'm not early
Same
@Ersan Ganis bot
Definitely has to be top 3 ;p love them all tho all are amazing in their own rights
@@Gentle_Ghost_Hunter indeed! All of them have a defining trait what makes them funny in their own way
When I'm having a bad day I can always count on EmKay✨
This is one of my favourite r/
Until it gets political.
Nothing is better than looking at other peoples mistakes
EmKay
@@EmKay EmKay
@@EmKay Emkay
(10:04) Am I a damn psychopath for laughing so hard at this idiot's response to this horrific news? I am clearly out of breath.
5:24 THAT BEN SHAPIRO VOICE IS ON POINT 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Lmao, the one about the black man being mistook for a white dude just reminds me of what my teacher( on a course for a flight attendant license) told the class the other day.
He almost got denied the documentation to enter USA while working because the fbi at the embassy suspected he could be a cuban guy ( with the same lastname) who had stole a bank. Like, the cuban guy was black, not even mixed, actually dark skinned black. And my teacher could not be whiter. They didn't have the same first name either.
I am starting to seriously question the intelligence of USA security forces...they need a better admittance exam for the IQ part 🤣🤣🤣
that’s kind of funny but still just disappointing like you’d think they’d have better security or whatever but yeah lol
*BUT WE AMURCUH WE BEST IM WURLD ME SMURT*
The US is a fucking shitshow, and everyone knows it...
It made me facepalm so hard, I slapped my head to the moon.
@Lisfa Ura the bots have become sentient. they're aware they're posting it, and doing a power move, _making memes about it._ i'm impressed
@@ashleycd6487 you saying I'm a bot?
I inverted my eyes.
9:05 I've seen this before, but I've never noticed that the basketball coach wearing heels before now. I have to agree that high heels are a bad choice of footwear for a basketball coach. Not because they'e feminine or sexy or any misogynistic BS like that, but because high heels are impractical to the point of being _physically damaging._
High heels as a fashion trend _need to die._ Everyone needs to stop sacrificing safety and physical comfort for the sake of aesthetics. Beauty doesn't have to be painful! It'll always be hard work, but that hard work should come in the form of things like achieving physical fitness, learning to skillfully apply makeup, and learning what clothes look best on your body. These things don't cause harm to one's body the way high heels do.
The family of that dead teacher better be paid for the class recordings
6:44 I’m embarrassed to be named owen
My god, can we just give teachers some space? They are dealing with multiple brats day after day for years with minimum pay. And "offends" christians? Biology is biology, nothing about it should be offensive anyway. You're censoring basic life knowledge we need. What, you want adults who think you can have a baby by holding hands?
strawman, and slippery slope (minus 2 pts)
"But muh feewings!"
If it's "offending" "Christians", then they SERIOUSLY need to re-evaluate themselves. I thought this regressive shit died out in the late 60's; it's 2022, this shouldn't still be a question any more: let schools teach what NEEDS to be taught, god damn it! >.
"What, do you want adults who think they can have a baby by holding hands?"
Yes, they do. They want people who are completely ignorant of science, their own anatomy, and personal autonomy, so they can be manipulated and abused.
@Don't boop the snoot It would only be a strawman and slippery slope if there weren't *literally* Christians who want that exact thing.
So -50 points for you for being deliberately ignorant and incorrectly assuming that anyone gives a shit about your opinion because you are offended by reality.
Is Ben okay? Hasn't he been on a single science lesson?
I learned how water renews itself as rain at 5 years old... how do people this dumb make it so far AND get successful, it makes no sense :\
Huh? HUH
I swear, all Spanish people also have an Aunt called Tia?!??
Brasilians too, what a coincidence!
Filipinos too 👍❤️
Filipinos too 👍❤️
Filipinos too 👍❤️
@@randomperson8663 uhhhh
0:50 "steam alarm"? sounds like the previous tenants just burned food all the time and tricked the landlord into thinking it was just steam setting off the smoke alarm
Steam *can* set off smoke alarms, as can heat from a stove top or oven.
It sounds like the landlord either improperly installed a fire alarm, so now steam sets it off; or they didn't install proper ventilation, so they installed a fire alarm improperly so that if people cook, it will go off. That way they can 'avoid' humidity damage to the kitchen by being a rat bastard instead of doing so by *doing their job correctly.*
"Is that smoke coming out of your oven, tenant?"
"Err, no, that's not smoke! That's *steam*!"
10:08
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This guy has no idea he just confessed he would sleep with a comatose woman because there's no way she can say "no."
So he's confessing to not seeing a problem/condoning rape then?
@coco Yup.
Or it's a woman who is confessing to being so thoroughly brainwashed by her religion - and thus her parents and/or husband - that someone *really* needs to check on her. Specifically to see if she's trying to convince herself that it's okay because otherwise, she has to address some trauma of her own.
@@alchemysaga3745 Indeed. It's upsetting that this can happen, especially when you realise it's so common.
“An uncle named tio” BRUH
This particular r/facepalm gave me an extremely high dose of facepalmery, a dose so high that I'm worried I may need to seek medical attention
Notice how every Spanish show have a grandma named Abuela?
Is that a racism?
@@tylerbartlett28 no its a encanto reference
Well, Gravity Falls switches it up by calling her "Abuelita"...or "Abueleta" Idk which
@@tylerbartlett28 nope, is about the thumbnail, TÍO is Spanish for UNCLE and ABUELA is Spanish for GRANDMA
@@geraldballinger6428 no, it's not a encanto reference it's a spanish reference because grandma means abuela in spanish, sin ánimos de ofender xd
I have a mildly funny one:
A while back, my family needed some papers updated at town hall. When the clerk asked for our address, my dad said: “It’s Park new word Road 123” (to emphasise that it was Park Road and not Parkroad, which is reasonable in my language).
The clerk then wrote “Park New Word Road 123” as our address.
We noticed it soon after, and everyone had a laugh about it.
Jack sounds like a human saxophone
4:28 that ring thing was a publicity stunt. The thorns part is actually part of the jeweler's series name.
3:04 Mothman is real. I met him once. He’s a pretty chill dude.
0:06
.....is it weird that my first response was "Well, Susan does look really nice".
5:39 AWW POOR GUY!!!
Other people: be careful on TikTok there is girls dancing.
Me: and how do you know that?
1:13 power move, start putting random stuff on top of the guy like a cat covered in remote controls to see how long it'll be until they get up and leave lol.
09:50
I don't see the problem. Cuthbert Binns is a ghost and _he_ still teaches History of Magic at Hogwarts.
It does make it rather hard to contact the teacher for help understanding subject material.
Do ghost teachers get health insurance benefits? How does the pension plan work.. 🤔
'teaches' is a bit of a generous term for what he does.
'sabotages the education of his students' seems more apt.
Seriously, even if he ignore all the health hazards in the school, half the teachers are, quite frankly, incapable of teaching.
how i the time on ur comment 09:50
10:06 what they are describing is actually called "pseudocyesis", in which someone's brain convinces their body that they're pregnant to the point that it mimics the symptoms of pregnancy, such as the lack of periods, abdominal growth, mood swings, etc. sometimes it lasts up until "birth", sometimes it can go on for years, or sometimes only a few months. the key difference between pseudocyesis and actual pregnancy, however, is a baby- or lack thereof. in pseudocyesis, there is no real baby. the person my go into "labor", but it will be a fruitless endeavor and the doctors will have to very carefully tell them there was no baby. otherwise, they may not end up as mentally sound as desired.
anyways, hope you guys enjoyed my little fun fact! have a wonderful weekend, everyone
yeah expect its mosty happens when the woman is not in a coma and she did give birth to a child
@@aoki6332 it's not always women btw. it can be nonbinary ppl or trans men.
but also you're being a bit confusing?
@@EAZZEE ?? what are you on pseudocyesis happens when a woman desire so much to be pregnant she convince herself that she is its can only happens if your conscious not in a coma and it like a mass psychosis its mostly happens when people are easily influenceable, stresses, anxious and so on and in the last 45 years only 3 man had it and in the video that not what the woman had she did give birth to a child she was raped
@@aoki6332 i know what the woman went through wasn't pseudocyesis, i was talking about what the person was talking about.
and it doesn't only happen when someone wants a baby, it can happen when someone is terrified of having a baby. and like i said, it doesn't have to be a woman. please don't be transphobic. trans men and nonbinary people go through it too.
For those who want to know about the thumbnail thingy. In spain you say "Tío" instead of dude and "Tía" for women. But that's only in Spain, not every spanish-speaking country.
Well, we say tio for dude as a joke and nickname, tio actually means uncle and tia aunt
@@Arch-Vex that too
what bout the 'tiotia' and 'tiatio'?
As a satanist we don’t worship satan, we are atheists who use them as a icon.
Not to be that guy but, an icon lol
@Oren Black yep
@Oren Black 👃
As a Norwegian I felt very called out during the video.
"Too few bye..." So sad
we as a society decided the opposite of the sun was the moon, even though one is a flaming ball of plasma and the other is a rock. think about that.
4:11 *insert Deltarune joke here*
8:10 it taking the police 6 days to find out triggers me, if done their jobb it should have been taking them maybe a hour to find it out but 6 days? i would think the person suing the police wins that case considering all the police would have needed to realise they had the acctualy wrong person was to look at a picture considering the person that is wanted is like 30-40 years older, got a different middle name different skin collour and the shape of their faces is completly different,
I must say though, this channel is entertaining!
No, I don’t mean I like seeing your sanity lower by looking at these r/facepalm posts.
Agreed
In Oklahoma, they basically refer to anything about evolution as "Natural Diversity" or something like that. Even my biology teacher says it's dumb and mentions like every time that by "Natural Diversity" it means evolution.
0:24 “my name is jack, eat me i smile” lol
Funny how in 1:16 the photo provided is LITERALLY reflecting light
Also 8:53 is genius trolling and humorous lol
Thx for all the content yall make, it's honestly crazy how fast yall can make vids
When I saw the thumbnail, a part of me got a bit cross, because if you don't know, "Tio" means "Uncle" in Spanish.
1:18 love the voice there
American police are on the same level as Chief Wiggum. Remember, this is the group of people who execute no-knock raids on the wrong houses so you can believe they'll get two people mixed up because of a mutual first and last name but not fact check middle name, DOB, or location. Three people share my name in the same state but one person in Ohio (also does) committed murder of three people so I'm kind of shocked their LEOs didn't drive 500 miles to bust through my windows with full tac gear.
I’m case you didn’t get the thumbnail and title, the Spanish word for uncle is tío. The word for aunt is tía
And in Spain everybody says "tio" it is for the uncle but it is also a way to say something like "dude" "bro" "man", so they will realize that their best friend is also a tio.
@@NoName-hv7xn Yeah
9:46 this sounds like those kids shows where the character asks a question and stares at you and replies regardless if you answered or not or was incorrect
3:36
Either this is the biggest whooooosh ever, or the America needs some works.
The latter is probably true
@3:55
Yeah, I work in education in Oklahoma and let me tell you- we already have a teacher shortage because they pay like shit lmfao they keep introducing new bills that are only going to chase off teachers even more.
5:53
Then the minster said “I think I am also”
So storytime!
I have a friend who’s brother is literally named Tio, so we just call him Tio Tio
how do you sound like Batman and Joker at the same time
Batman: 5:13
Joker: 5:25
1:28
*_"Peace!"_*
- Albedo (the physics value, not the succubus lady)
10:31 The holiday season before Covid I shared a smoke with a cast-member, the next day I had the first tingle of a throat/sinus cold, no biggie, but, the next morning I had deep phlegm and a persistent cough, so I called off work for the week: I progressed to a state, that, I could only move the phlegm by ratcheting air-pressure out of my lungs with my tongue and mouth making a vacuum, collapsing my lung tissue, sticking phlegm together enough to expel with a cough; so I called off the second week of work, and started snorting Goldenseal-alcohol-tincture, to kill the sinus colony, so painful. When covid was announced I already knew the young and elderly were going to die without respiratory and sinus methods I'd used
2:55 on the topic of that, anyone gonna mention about that story when Thor had to dress like a woman?
2:50 funny thing is that in Norse mythology Thor actually shape shifts into a female and gives birth
Edit: never mind I was just reminded that that was Loki not thor
No that was Loki, he turned into a mare to distract a Joten's draft horse which resulted in Sleipnir. Thor did dress up as Freya to sneak into a Joten King's wedding to retrieve Mjolnir.
@@GhostBear3067 oh your right, I got mixed up lol thanks for correcting me
@@Matthewgb204 best part about that story is that while Loki shapeshifts into a woman to sneak in as Thor's/Freya's handmaiden the ruse was not actually his idea, it was HEIMDALL'S!!🤣😆😜
Though as usual Loki was originally blamed for Mjolnir's disappearance because why would it not be his fault?🤣😆
@@GhostBear3067 I love that
I fell like I've found an Easter egg :3
For context: I think this is meant to be released later, but it's currently unlisted. You can find it on the Facepalm playlist, and I assume that's a mistake. It currently has 33 views and 6 likes.
As of today, it seems Yes it is
Tumbnail:
'Yo why every spanish person i know got an uncle named UNCLE😭😭
11:02 “my names been jack” so what. Now it isn’t?
When the pandemic started and they told us the symptoms, i wanted to go to a store, bite an onion and say "This thing is so bad, it doesn't have any taste"
The bill in Oklahoma can't be enforced because the government is prohibited from making laws regarding establishments of religion.
My favorite subreddit and my favorite EmKay narrator
Funny how the Church of Satan IS the nicest church ever.
Undoubtedly
5:58 I think that THIS is more r/woooosh, if anything, but r/facepalm works, too.
I think the response was a joke itself
How the fuck do you walk around a basketball court in heels?
8:52 was in another emkay video with Robin narrating
Dude in the thumbnail does not even know a tiny bit of spanish uncle in spanish is tío
Man, that person saying shit about Saturn V's fuel tank clearly did not do the calculations
"Reads the thumbnail"
Me, a Mexican: gee whiz, my guy, i couldn't possibly tell ya
2:12 the metaverse isnt even released yet you know. are these posts from the future? O.o
I don’t understand why every one likes these face palms. They just grow facenuts which look.. very, very, VERY weird. The only thing good about facenuts is they makes good facenut cream and shreddings.
9:15
This wasn't the point the creep was making...But wtf is up with THAT- she's wearing stick heels on Bball court???? What if you gotta dodge a stray ball? The ball gonna break nose, and the floor will do the rest lmao
IDK why but at the very start when he read the text message and he read the name Eva, it made me really happy because that my name. It just made me weirdly happy to hear him say my name
0:22 I SNORTED
This video came out like an hour ago you would think there would be one million people saying fIrSt!
Edit: woops it’s unlisted and I have stumbled my way in before release.
Same lol
the better part bout Oklahoma is that the teachers are paid so little that 10k in fines would more than likely place them in debt
A dog named Steve?? I love it😭
As an Oklahoman I can tell you. I have no idea. We have some weird laws. Like It was illegal to wear boots in bed but only if the covers are over your feet.😞
My mom said the outfit at 9:05 was not appropriate. Because the pants are pink and the mask is red, and red and pink dont go together. Therefore making it inappropriate.
I asked her again. Shes mainly worried about the heels on the gym floor, that's a twisted ankle in the makingg.
0:53 I don't think I would ever “worm the food”
8:18, "fun"fact: the average training time for US police is *6* months
3:00 the first guy isn't wrong though.
But i don't remember thor having a friend called Tony Stark in norse mythology either. I don't see him complaining about that.
8:13 - The Shane on the right looks like the classic image of Florida Man.
Off topic but congrats Jack on making it to the Elvis movie~! He plays a not-at-all good character but still, proud of the smiling snacc! :)
I can hear King Dice and Snowdin down playing at the same time in the first part of the video and it's throwing me off lol