Can someone tell me what all these lights coming on mean on my Honda 2011 CRV?

[@JeffSpicoli80]

Time to get a new car is what that means

[@davecue2]

😂 ass munch

[@hornet1510]

dude's car got posessed by the devil itself

[@samanadrone411]

😂

[@unluckyasf]

Need to get scanned asap, and reconfigured with the scanner :)