@@granola661 hey did you reap my grandpa's soul who had married 3 women at once and they were all aware about it oh and american laws are weird why marry just 1 woman at once when you could do it with 3
David’s friend-“Ayo David” David-“what” David’s friend-“I dare you to stand in the middle of the street for the rest of your life and don’t say s***” David- “and I took that personally”
He's an android from a hundred years ago sent by aliens to observe, his mission is accomplished and he was trying to get picked up at the agreed upon time and place.
My hypothesis. He had no job, home, friends, or family. Standing in the road meant wither death by getting hit by a car. End of suffering Injury by getting hit by car meant hospital. Roof, bed and food Or arrested. Roof, bed and food. A man with nothing to live for or die for. Limbo on earth.
RIGHT? We've all had trauma others do not know about. I've seen "perfectly normal" people "flip out". Everyone has their limit of private hell before they do something...unexpected, and unusual. you can only stifle the urge to be human so long.
@@whatamistudio2557 maybe the player is out there and he's waiting to give him the right quest. Perhaps all us are NPCs but we serve no specific purpose other than to occupy the world.
He’s probably homeless and just wanted to commit a non-offensive crime so that he could get food and a place to stay. his thanks shows he’s a conscious and good guy
Yeah I think that’s true, everytime he was let out he tried to go back in jail.. plus he seems like a good guy cause he is trying to do a crime that won’t really be harmful to anyone but himself
update: he confessed that he does it to honor his brother who was struck and passed away while jay-walking source: ua-cam.com/video/LU1L6GVge8I/v-deo.html
update: he confessed that he does it to honor his brother who was struck and passed away while jay-walking source: ua-cam.com/video/LU1L6GVge8I/v-deo.html
@@TheGoldenDuckies y do u think ur gonna get a fanbase that way? Ur just gonna b getting momentary views with no followers backing. Ur setting urself up for failure so stop
This happened in my country aswell, there was a woman sitting on the road. There was so bad traffic and no one ever came so my dad literally just got out and pulled her from the road. She was literally able to move, got up, and spoke perfectly fine.
Any chance he's doing it to go to jail? There he would get fed three times a day and a place to sleep that isn't rainy or too hot or too cold. They would also give him a job and opportunity to read and watch TV.
@@somerandoinoceania it use to be in nature but now it's in travel and places, if you still can't find it just type stone and the emoji should pop up on the right
update: he confessed that he does it to honor his brother who was struck and passed away while jay-walking source: ua-cam.com/video/LU1L6GVge8I/v-deo.html
STANDING HERE I REALIZE YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY! BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE THE RIGHT FROM WRONG WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN I THINK WE'LL BOTH AGREE, THAT VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE BUT IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY!
IM STANDING HERE IM FULL OF FEAR WITH BODIES AT MY FEET, OVER THERE IN THE OTHER TRENCH, BULLETS WEAR MY NAME, LEAD AHEAD AS THE CAPTAIN SAID AND SHOW THEM NO REMORSE WHO AM I TO UNDERSTAND WHAT HAVE I BECOME?
….you are a genius…YOU FOUND THE REASON ON WHY HE WOULDNT TALK. Then he clicks the unmute button to say thanks but he didn’t want others to hear it but man…
His deeds and life are as meaningful as all of ours. We think we're doing something worthwhile, but in the end, we all just wasted time while waiting for our inevitable demise. You work hard, stress around, endure drama and maybe even cause drama. All to make your life comfortable. While he just stands there and is as fulfilled in the end as you, except he didn't waste time pretending life has higher purpose. We are all alive only to waste time, so enjoy yourselves while you're here.
update: he confessed that he does it to honor his brother who was struck and passed away while jay-walking source: ua-cam.com/video/LU1L6GVge8I/v-deo.html
update: he confessed that he does it to honor his brother who was struck and passed away while jay-walking source: ua-cam.com/video/LU1L6GVge8I/v-deo.html
I imagine him being: -an npc with broken code -doing a social experiment -has brain issues -a dude thats just doing this because he wants to -his goals are beyond our understanding
it’s like he’s a time traveler who finds out he can stop world war 9 by standing in the middle of an intersection and hopefully interrupting the right person once
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Cops: “You have the right to remain silent.”
This guy: “And I took that personally.”
lollllll
🤣🤣🤣
*This guy:" "
*and I took that literally 😅
underrated 🤣
"stand in road, refuse to ellaborate."
what a chad
Made me laugh thanks
*Chad*
1k
This Guy is an absolute unit of trolling
Facts
"You uh you have the right to remain silent-"
Underrated comment
Underrated commend
underrated comment
underrated comment
Underrated😂😂😂
"You're under arrest"
"🗿"
"Understandable, have a great day"
underrated comment
He do be kinda lookin like 🗿 tho
Im really late but, 1000th like 😎
🗿🗿
This man really woke up one day and thought "today I'm gonna become ungovernable"
What a legend
@@granola661 hey did you reap my grandpa's soul who had married 3 women at once and they were all aware about it oh and american laws are weird why marry just 1 woman at once when you could do it with 3
@@cultofhampter Ah yes I remember the bloke
What a comment strip
@@VR4vsR1 I wish there were compilations of random threads like this
Imagine driving and everyone stops you just think "ah dave's at it again"
LMAO just another tuesday
@@MissSweetie chews day innit
"Gosh darnit they've let the madman™ out again!"
Driver: *Contemplates running him over*
David: *Stands on the car*
Lmao
His crimes were truly unspeakable…
ba dum tss
Lol😂
get out of here.
@@alduinfrthanks UA-cam for the translation
@@jazzelprogato7420ba stupid tss
Bro took "he is standing there, menacingly" super real
374 likes and no replies? Let me fix that(also, I was your 375th like).
374 likes and no replies? Let me fix that(also, I was your 375th like).
This made me laugh like a maniac. 😭😭😭😭
There's something strangely wholesome about the fact that all he really says is "thanks"
Yes 🤣
@@monke6343 Don't swear 😭
@@franciscodecomayaguela9496 Yikes, that is wholesome of you not to like swear words.
@@TheExon29 wholesome of these nuts
@@monke6343 wholesome.
Pull up big man.
On his death bed: "I don't know, funny"
Ahah
that's probably where his grave will be anyway
😂😂
You must wach horrid Henry
“Shits and giggles mate”
Cop watching him leave jail: dont you fuckin do it
Dave: intense staring
Bro’s on his mewing streak
Why doesn't this have more likes?! 😭😭😭😭
Inmate 1: "What you in for"
Inmate 2: "Murder"
Inmate 3: "Drugs"
Inmate 4: " "
😂😂
i thought they only did in movies
i just can't believe anyone would ever actually do in real life, disgusting
@@JustBizmuth yea my dad did and he was killed :(
@@JustBizmuth Omg I thought yourube would censor the word but they clearly don’t care.
@@nathanielhoops7509 UA-cam doesn't censor replys much so you can say any word like , murder,rape or any curse word
"What are you in for?"
David:
Underrated
He ain't no snitch 🤫
Creative
HAAAAH MY THROAT FUXKING GAVE OUT
Surprised people don't assume he's a child pred with him being silent that question
David’s friend-“Ayo David”
David-“what”
David’s friend-“I dare you to stand in the middle of the street for the rest of your life and don’t say s***”
David- “and I took that personally”
This guys goals are beyond our understanding
He's an android from a hundred years ago sent by aliens to observe, his mission is accomplished and he was trying to get picked up at the agreed upon time and place.
"Hey Dave, could you please move?"
"Of course. I can't believe it took me nine years to find someone with some fucking manners."
real
It's been eleven days
And you've reached 711
BUT THAT AIN'T ENOUGH
How did someone know his name?
alot of people have manners (including me )
@@whitehankjwimbleton7749 probably documents and stuff like that
When he finally confesses
"Thought it was funny"
"Funniest shit ever"
I think he’s just mad at the world
It was just a prank bro
You know society is heartless when being a silent minor obstruction will get you more help than being poor and afflicted
underrated
He stood there once he realized he would get food, water, and a roof
My hypothesis.
He had no job, home, friends, or family.
Standing in the road meant wither death by getting hit by a car. End of suffering
Injury by getting hit by car meant hospital. Roof, bed and food
Or arrested. Roof, bed and food.
A man with nothing to live for or die for.
Limbo on earth.
Or he was just plain weird
I don’t know, that seems likely. Only because I couldn’t offer any other explanation for… whatever happened
"He's just standing there.... menacingly!!!"
Police: and I took that personally
WEE WOO WEE WOO, SPONGEBOB, I see him...
Spongebob
I like how there’s 3 comments but over 1k likes
@@blueflames4612 is this a theory
He takes the same npc path, and was only give one voice line “thanks.”
Exactly. My man is doing his part to make the environment look populated and natural for the players
Epic npc man
Yeah and he keeps hitting an invisible wall
people out here worrying about the government changing the batteries in the damn birds but they forgot the firmware update on the sidewalk guys.
He's been given Morrowind's AI pathfinding and action codes.
“David, why do you keep doing this?”
David: “I’ve been trying to get in touch with you about your car insurance…”
Ouch!
David is no fool. He remembers exactly where the mothership dropped him off.
*Live long and prosper, David.
His dad when he was a kid: Stay here until I come back. Don’t talk to anyone.
LMAOOOOO
that’s the only logical reason tbh
INTERNET WINNER
⭐⭐⭐🛡️⭐⭐⭐
😂jokes
True story
he's like an NPC that keeps getting dragged away from his location 😅
Underrated comment, I will be back when you reach 100 likes
@@herrygyles4590 yo bro only 6 left idk why your coming back but its almost time my dude
@@Tallerixoo holy crap not even 24 hours and he's already pass 100, I feel like a proud father
@@herrygyles4590 make that 155 now 🤣🤣🤣
I can imagine him being a glitch NPC in one of those old 2D parking Sims!
This is what I imagine the quiet kid doing after school.
Yes but no
RIGHT? We've all had trauma others do not know about. I've seen "perfectly normal" people "flip out". Everyone has their limit of private hell before they do something...unexpected, and unusual. you can only stifle the urge to be human so long.
He is an real life NPC
"So what do you wanna be when you grow up?"
"Idk... human traffic cone?"
😭😭
or just " "
Lmfao
💀
Ha good one
When you push NPCs out of the specific spot they were coded to stay:
So reality is a shiddy game there is no story
exactly
@@whatamistudio2557 Reality has the best lore but the gameplay is garbage
@@whatamistudio2557 maybe the player is out there and he's waiting to give him the right quest. Perhaps all us are NPCs but we serve no specific purpose other than to occupy the world.
@@batmanfanboy2212 you pfp goes hard mind if I screenshot?
"Hey it's Josh, welcome back to let's game it out-"
I mean at least he has manners and says thanks😭
"My Goals are beyond your understanding"
- David probably
" " - David
David: *gets arrested for standing silent at the middle of the street*
David: I'll fuckin do it again.
David: ...
666 likes..
3.5 years?
Pfp 🥵
Major Ricky from tpb vibes
Bro needs to be there in case the main character misses him to get the side quest
Guy who called the cops on him: "he's just standing there. *Menacingly.* "
He’s probably homeless and just wanted to commit a non-offensive crime so that he could get food and a place to stay. his thanks shows he’s a conscious and good guy
Yeah I think that’s true, everytime he was let out he tried to go back in jail.. plus he seems like a good guy cause he is trying to do a crime that won’t really be harmful to anyone but himself
That makes a lot of sense for someone who wants to go to jail without committing any crime
It's a good way to find love to.
i wouldn't say good, but yes it means he has some principle/moral to adhere to manners
@@thomasolson7447 the nonconsensual kind?
This guy sounds like an NPC
😂😂😂
I can already see the man standing on the road blocking the traffic with oblivion music playing in the background lmao
He is
update: he confessed that he does it to honor his brother who was struck and passed away while jay-walking
source: ua-cam.com/video/LU1L6GVge8I/v-deo.html
@@TheGoldenDuckies self promoter
"Why were you standing in the middle of the road. "
david:Its my house... 😭🤫🧏♂️
I’ve always thought about just not talking to anyone and seeing how they react
He’s sent to experiment on how us humans would react to such a situation
Maybe
3.5years of jail is how people react? Well. Nice and kind people
Thousandth like
Probably thinks he deserve to be in jail or something but doesn’t want to commit a bad crime
When he finally talks:
“I was bored”
Probably
Most probable answer
Maybe it's the only way he knows how to get food?
For those wondering, the music is a remix of "Married Life" from the film "Up" by Kenyi
The man embodies "no self incrimination" principle. Basically best defense client out there.
What we can possibly conclude from this video:
1) he likes standing
2) he likes jail
3) he doesnt like talking
update: he confessed that he does it to honor his brother who was struck and passed away while jay-walking
source: ua-cam.com/video/LU1L6GVge8I/v-deo.html
@@TheGoldenDuckies you’re fatherless
@@TheGoldenDuckies y do u think ur gonna get a fanbase that way? Ur just gonna b getting momentary views with no followers backing. Ur setting urself up for failure so stop
@@ashcraft_landon nice songs bro
@@TheGoldenDuckies oh thx
Prisoner: “I killed a man. And you?”
Dave: “…”
🧍♂️
This is amazing I spit out my drink
No he won’t speak up
Prisoner: "GET AWAY FROM ME YOU PSYCHOPATH"
@@attackoramic8361 no the prisoner won’t know
This man's motive can be explained with 2 words, "mad lad"
This happened in my country aswell, there was a woman sitting on the road. There was so bad traffic and no one ever came so my dad literally just got out and pulled her from the road. She was literally able to move, got up, and spoke perfectly fine.
i like to imagine someday he'll confess why he did it and he'll just say "funny" and then go back to being completely silent
lol
lmfao!
Do it for the meme
Do a backflip too
Any chance he's doing it to go to jail? There he would get fed three times a day and a place to sleep that isn't rainy or too hot or too cold. They would also give him a job and opportunity to read and watch TV.
*Grunts* "funny"
Bro is literally the definition of the “🗿” emoji
🍝🗿: thanks
@@m00nben65 golden
WHERE THE ACTUAL FUKLMRSL IS THAT EMOJI I AM BLIND
@@somerandoinoceania 🗿
@@somerandoinoceania it use to be in nature but now it's in travel and places, if you still can't find it just type stone and the emoji should pop up on the right
Bro was like "can't break my mewing streak"
He's obviously the master of the situation and gets what he wants every single time.
Man just didn't have any other voice lines coded so all he says is "thanks"
He's an NPC
@@TheRealThe Yh
You'll just have to wait until after the test.
update: he confessed that he does it to honor his brother who was struck and passed away while jay-walking
source: ua-cam.com/video/LU1L6GVge8I/v-deo.html
The developer is bored so they code him like that
Imagine if whilst he's on his deathbed he says "it was an art project" 💀
art thou for thy mustn’t useth word thy “whilst”
😂😂😂💀
"It was just a prank bro"
Tbh it wouldn't be the weirdest thing ever. It's on par with some shit Tehching Hsieh did for example
“It was a social experiment.”
Bro's a real NPC 💀
"Anything you say can or will be used against you in the court of Law'
Dave:
Haha he literally said
@@Random_. Ik right bro, man really said " "
@@Random_. I know, right? When he said “ “, he had me “ “ so hard!
Hahahah “ “
he saved my uncle’s boyfriend when he said “ “
"So why were you just standing there?"
"🗿"
STOP THAT LOOKS LIKR HIM SHGAHSCWJ
STANDING HERE I REALIZE YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY!
BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE THE RIGHT FROM WRONG WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN I THINK WE'LL BOTH AGREE, THAT VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE BUT IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY!
IM STANDING HERE IM FULL OF FEAR WITH BODIES AT MY FEET, OVER THERE IN THE OTHER TRENCH, BULLETS WEAR MY NAME, LEAD AHEAD AS THE CAPTAIN SAID AND SHOW THEM NO REMORSE WHO AM I TO UNDERSTAND WHAT HAVE I BECOME?
@@lordmilchreis1885
wat
did you know in terms of
He got attention, food, place to go, interaction. Sometimes silence speaks volumes. Hope readers understand.
Bros in one of the POVs and has zero words 💀
The enemy cant know what im doing if i dont even know what im doing.
-Sun Tzu
"Shut the fck up, btch. You just reworded the top comment."
-Sun Tzu
I feel called out
Probably
"bro forgot to unmute💀"
Lmao💀
IM DEAD
his keyboards also broken
….you are a genius…YOU FOUND THE REASON ON WHY HE WOULDNT TALK. Then he clicks the unmute button to say thanks but he didn’t want others to hear it but man…
no hes an npc
I think he stood there because he needed food, water, and shelter.
Bro let the intrusive thoughts win
Worker: "Sorry, I know I'm late -
Boss: "Dave?"
Worker: "Dave..."
I’m first reply you need it
I'm second
Third
✨Fourth~✨
Damn I hope Dave turns into a minion to serve Gru to murder vector
*The cops that have been arresting him for 7 years straight*:
"You have rights to remain si- ah f*ck it just come with us..."
HAHAHA!!!🤣🤣🤣
Bro 1.6k likes with only 1 comment. I'll make that 2😉
e
"So you stood there in the middle of the road refusing to spe- Oh god damnit you again?! *Slams desk* 3 years! Get outta my sight"
Cops after rearresting him : "you knoe you also have the right to.... Not remain silent? Right?". Silent man: "....."
Dave is the most relaxed man on Earth, no matter if he gets jailed or gets yelled at.
"you have the right to remain silent"
Dude simply: "Thanks.."
Nah he'd say " "
Attention seeker.
He's just an introvery with naughty tendencies
I was waiting for “turns out that-“💀
Even the silent man knows how to be grateful and say thanks.
Better than karens
That's his first word
999 likes let me round it
Man literally went AFK and got arrested, this is some GTA type shit.
Now that i think about, it actually makes sense
Open world games when you go AFK in some random city
HE IS THE PLAYER AND WE ARE ALL THE NPC'S 😳
@@im_hand5625 no we are all the players every living thing is the cpu
@@timothytimtea9597 bro its called NPCs 💀
His intrusive thought wins..
His deeds and life are as meaningful as all of ours. We think we're doing something worthwhile, but in the end, we all just wasted time while waiting for our inevitable demise. You work hard, stress around, endure drama and maybe even cause drama. All to make your life comfortable. While he just stands there and is as fulfilled in the end as you, except he didn't waste time pretending life has higher purpose. We are all alive only to waste time, so enjoy yourselves while you're here.
Speak for yourself loser
"Sorry I'm late. David was on the road again."
Nice comment! 😂
I laughed so hard 🤣
Reminded me of those David books from my childhood, yet still funny
☝🏾🦁
Omfg 😂😂
Lol
"So what're you in for?"
"..."
Other guy: "Don't fuck with him, he's in for standing in the street"
"Jesus christ he's a madman"
update: he confessed that he does it to honor his brother who was struck and passed away while jay-walking
source: ua-cam.com/video/LU1L6GVge8I/v-deo.html
Npc
@@TheGoldenDuckies bruh
@@TheGoldenDuckies shut up and stop making music
the game devs didn't program the blockade dialogue yet
he got what he wanted, somewhere to stay, healthcare and food.
“You have the right to remain silent”
“Thanks”
No replies on 1.1k liked comment
understandable
@@remyarajan1982 the comment section has the right to remain silent
There is no right to remain silent in the UK but I get the point
@@Steallio *violates*
"Who goes to arrest him this week?" Heard in the police station once in a while
More like “who wants to deal with the paperwork of arresting him this week?”
Oy vey
Ohh, haha
Oyyyyyyy veeeeyyyyyy
Hell you mean today.. lol
His mewing streak is impeccable.
he remembered he had free will
"He's just standing there, Menacingly!!"
Lmao 🤣 omg Patrick
ゴ
ゴ
ゴ
ゴ
Love this
@@laurentinomartinez661 thank you
The O.G. Sandman!
"I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still, that I become invisible to the eye. Watch."
-Dave probably
Is that from GOTG?
@@chrislayne9440 Drax said it, I think it was in GOTG or Infinity War, not sure which actually it’s been a minute
@@chrislayne9440 I'm pretty sure it was infinity war.
He's training to become a camera man
To like or not to like at 699 that is the question
Plot twist : He's showing us how people can get angry even when you do absolutely nothing
His last words: *"i did it for the vine..."*
Police: "Why the hell are you standing in the middle of the road!?"
David: 🗿
Gigachad Dave
Ur talking to a brick wall
*gigachad music plays*
Chad
🗿
At this point he just earned that spot. Let him have it.
Yeah like surely they can make a roundabout around him.
😂😂😂😂
Glitch in the matrix
Your pfp is Claude from gta 3 who has also never spoken a single word. Odd coincidence
@@asher_ye5792 Indeed.
he looks kinda chill
❤❤When one is homeless and hungry will do anything to have a bed to sleep and meals to eat for free, smart man.
His path finding broke, he was meant to interact with a player character, but the player left mid mission and he’s stuck.
LOL
[CONSOLE]: "return to default position"
[CONSOLE]: "invalid coordinate, return to position."
😂
Also your "13 years ago" gave me a heart attack
I was so confused
update: he confessed that he does it to honor his brother who was struck and passed away while jay-walking
source: ua-cam.com/video/LU1L6GVge8I/v-deo.html
@@TheGoldenDuckies what is wrong with you???
@@professoreisner1851 i got BOMD
*when you are playing a video game but doesn’t understand what the npc wants you to do*
I imagine him being:
-an npc with broken code
-doing a social experiment
-has brain issues
-a dude thats just doing this because he wants to
-his goals are beyond our understanding
"He is a man of commitment, determination, and sheer fucking will
"My actions are beyond the understanding of mere mortal men"
LoL 🤣
🤣😁
Haha-
Lol
it’s like he’s a time traveler who finds out he can stop world war 9 by standing in the middle of an intersection and hopefully interrupting the right person once
“So, how did you get in?”
“Traffic”
At least he said thanks when he got food.
“Why were you late to work?”
“David, again.”
Lol, it was bloody David again I'm telling you!!
This made me laugh
@@King_Marvin Huh!? I've only got 16 likes though!
@@bxck oops i accidently replied to you, i meant to reply to this comment lol sorry
Im your 599th like
This guy is literally the definition of
* "refuses to elaborate" *
Is born.
Grows up.
Gets a house
Block the street.
Go to jail 9 times and get let out.
Refuses to talk each time.
Refuses to elaborate further.
Grow up
@@Thawhid lmao buzz kill
@@alexissanchez91 not at all. Seeing the same jokes over and over is a real buzzkill
@@Thawhid there’s like a million comments lmao duhh
the biggest introvert known to man