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“My opponent’s position is so bad that King E3 is only an inaccuracy“ has me dying. I legitimately can’t get over that. I keep hearing it in my head and chuckling over and over again.
In the end, his own position was so bad that developing his Knight was also considered inaccuracy by stockfish.
there was smth that unexpected sounded like a light novel title, but I srsly can't remember. thought's been on my mind for days
Jesus loves you alot trust in His death 4 salvation and be saved from eternal hell
maybe it was tf2 meme "it costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon... for twelve seconds." but that doesn't feel right
@@kaidatong1704 My God the fact that you came back to this after three months is amazing. I hope you found out what it was that was on the tip of your tongue.
“In no world is developing a piece to the center not a good move.”
It is in the world where your king is marching over to hug the opponent.
The bongcloud world
And the world where you can get a free knight.
"If the king does not lead, how can he expect his people to follow?"
- Lelouch V Brittania
@@pr0vaporizer468 Lelouch would get eliminated so quickly in a chess tournament it's honestly hilarious.
@@staticchimera44 Lelouch has geas. Your argument is invalid.
"A real man never retreats his woman."
-Some guy who is a fool for ending his own video
Chess simp should pin this comment
@you fell right into my trap you fool! come on, he just wants to see his waifu in action.
@you fell right into my trap you fool! You mean: you fell right into my trap you chess simp
@@LordNNero she wears yoga pants to battle, so he likes to be behind her for the view ☺️
@you fell right into my trap you fool! The women is pretty strong tho
It’s not the opponent that triggers the “WTF”, it’s Stockfish! I guess this is what they mean by “Don’t hate the player, hate the game”.
Don't hate the player hate the evaluating engine
Nice pfp
@@elijahbuck6499 Likewise.
I mean the last move makes sense to be an inaccuracy, king safety is better than developement, doing both is better.
It's probably more like you let the knight escape, and as a result being down the exchange
The second move (as with other king move on 2nd move openings) is so horrid that chess engines literally tell you to waste your third move as well in taking it back
And it's even worse even if you do since you no longer can castle
The Bongcloud is the most excellent strategy to force an early draw though.
It's called a bongcloud for a reason
Chess, but unless you make a brilliant move, the video will not end
Chess, but you have to make a brilliant move before move 30
@@abrahamtan323 chess but if Simp makes a brilliant move he has to take an IQ test for all of us to see
@@add9audio355 haha, funny idea
His elo will raise from 100 to 800 after the video
Ke2 is probably both the most intimidating and the dumbest move I can think of.
I'd definitely soil my pants if my opponent made an early move such as this one. That player is either so good compared to me they are going to play with me until I despair, or they are going to play so bad even I can beat them.
show dominance as white by opening with d4, e4, Bh6, Ba6
Let me know when you manage to move your pawns to d2 and e2 as white, youll get an honorary GM title. Lmao
@@mr_d3adw873 lol oops, I meant d4 and e4. I'm very tired.
@@Gamebuster1990 its ok, i was confused for a minute when i saw it then it was just funny 😂
It's the Bongcloud Opening theory.
Wow, This was a good challenge. Would love to see it again
It's very stressful, though that arguably only makes it more engaging to watch.
Yes!
Thanks Bro , i am glad you liked my challenge
Stockfish: 'Do not take the free bishop and blunder your knight.'
Also Stockfish: 'You absolute buffoon! You had mate in 7 right there!'
Mate in 7? Amateur. The highest middlegame mate I've missed was a mate in 12.
Stockfish blamed me for missing a mate in 18
stockfish keeps blaming me for missing mate in 1
i get blamed for missing mate in 204
by my friend
@@robbe8625 I don't believe you as standard stockfish caps at 15
I love that the best move is repeatedly to move the king back.
Ironically at the end stockfish suggests a king move as the best. He knows his stuff
When I saw that I was like "stockfish what are you smoking"
no surprise all the bad moves are advancing the king and all the good moves are undoing that.
I'm intrigued to see the continuation ; you could only see Stockfish evaluations after the game ended, so you probably played longer than is shown in the video.
from what ive seen in prior videos he tends to resign right after. might be dated info though
@@misterhydra7285 Nah, Simp is a smurf, not a cheat, and using stockfish during a game is cheating.
@@eddiek6390 a smurf but not a cheat and uses stonkfish to cheat
i think i get it
@@misterhydra7285 True but in this case he wouldn't know when to resign while he's playing, so I assume he just played a full game and then checked the moves against stockfish afterwards.
"2 steps forward, 1 step back" chess: After two moves of pieces going forward (or sideways), the third move must have a piece go backwards.
that means you can barely move any pawns in the first turns and have to play horse early to have a backwards moves available making it really difficult to develop.
@@dmarsub if I understand their idea correctly it counts to 3 for every piece (not pawn) individually.
Make it so every third move must be backwards. The other 2 moves can be forwards and/or sideways. Obviously that third move cannot be a pawn because they only move forward.
ChessSimp: Never retreat your woman
Stockfish: And I take that personally
The real mystery is... why does Stockfish quack like a duck?
maybe chess simp made the sound effect.
@@abrahamtan323 no i think stockfish is secretly a duck
@@abrahamtan323 No, it's Stockfish in the analysis. If you hang an easy forced checkmate it makes a donkey sound.
Stockduck
was its predecessor. To commemorate the work Stockduck has accomplished, they made the moves duck sound. Fish sounds are coming soon. Get ready.
thanks everyone, I understand now！
You played the best possible move 2, good thing stockfish can’t comprehend the Bongcloud’s power
Stockfish hates, I mean HATES seeing your king so far up
Yeah, moving your King up is an easy way to get Stockfish to rate it as a bad move, but that wasn't a good idea for this challenge, because then Stockfish is likely to rate your move bad for not bringing your King back, and so that would resulting in doing and undoing your move continuously and accomplishing nothing.
Then again this mission was probably doomed from the start, since at one point, once you get too much of an advantage, Stockfish is likely to rate "good" even very lame moves.
@@JannPoo Well he could have hoped for the opponent to blunder a mate in 1
2:45
"No question there"
Literally a question mark on the screen
King E2 is now a book move.
100 rated chess, but you must reach +40 or more material advantage over your opponent.
Then you offer him a draw. If he refuses a draw, you resign.
Chess, but you haven't learned how pawn captures work yet. Pawn captures are not allowed unless it's the only legal move, and once you've captured with a pawn, any legal pawn capture is mandatory.
"Chess, but your pawns are dumb"
"A real man never retreats his woman"
stockfish, an AI:
Ngl the opponent was playing way too good for a 200
yes I agree, he saw some tactics
Chess, but it’s Keplerian: before you can win, your Queen has to do a full round trip around your opponent’s Queen.
I always laugh at those question marks when reviewing my games
like the engine is saying 'wtf?' to me😂
Please try this one again, absolutely hilarious
Today is the day we can all tell simp that he is a fool for ending his own video.
I mean, Stockfish is not wrong here. King safety IS pretty important 😂
I am not ashamed to say that after watching so many of your videos, i had to try the dance at the end :)
100 rated chess but your pawns can only move by capturing pawns or pieces.
(I'll allow the challenge to start on the second move if it seems too difficult.)
Im so amazed you lasted this long
“Queen D2 forking the horses”
don’t leave her alone in the barn then
That move made him a fool for ending his own video
Stockfish once told me that pushing a random pawn by one from it's starter position is better than saving my queen from an attack
"Thats what happens when you dont bring your Queen back"-The guy who watched another guy fail a challenge a third guy made him do
The Stockfish quacking noise had me in stitches.
these ideas are so good
You have no one to blame but yourself this time
Lmfao "a real man never retreats his woman" - Some Guy 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It was everything I hoped it would be ❤️
You deserved that ending 😂
Bongcloud yes!!! This channel has now reached superiority 😆
I like that the king moves ended up being so bad that the computer was getting mad at him for making good moves before moving his king back to safety lmao
*Chess,but you have to give back the piece that you capture in the very next move*
What the heck? Ke2 is a brilliant move, there's no better opening that the bongcloud
Love the bongcloud opening
The challenge wasn't about good and bad moves, it was about appeasing Stockfish; the point about book moves not always being good was nice to hear though.
Book moves would have to count in the "odd move" group though. I think every possible first move has some kind of database name.
what was the queen doing by the stables in the early morn'?
forking the horses.
I love how the rules are getting progressively more absurd and complicated.
Chess, but you can't move a piece before all pieces of lower value have moved.
Chess, but every move you make has to be the maximum possible distance that piece (or pawn) can travel that turn.
Note that moving diagonal square is 1.414x as far as one horizontal or vertical square
I see you Baf.
Chess, but you must play e4, and if the e4 pawn gets taken, the video ends
Chess but Knight and Bishops cannot move.
You did the bongcloud opening lol
Chess but you are a stalker. Meaning, if possible, you must move your pieces to any square in direct vicinity of opponent's lastly moved piece. If not possible in the next move, make it within the next 3 moves.
Maybe only apply to pieces (not pawns), so that whenever the enemy moves a pawn, there is setup time to prepare a piece just in case.
At the 100 level, anything better than a mistake is a miracle.
Fission Mailed, we’ll get em’ next time
"King back is definitely good. Therefore, King forward" xD
I have this frustration so much where I develop a piece properly and Stockfish throws shade at me
The ending was perfect XD
We out here gaslighting stockfish.
Chess but you are only the second best person in the world, all your moves must only be excellent
ke3 being an inaccuracy is fuckin hilarious
Chess, but your opponent has to promote
The Bongcloud attack
given the opportunity to trap the knight every other move would be "missed opportunity"
"Quack"
-Stockfish
I saw that coming.
Bro opened with the bongcloud
Well, now you confused stockfish^^
king e2 is a book move now lmao
Chess, but you can't move your king, you have to only defend it
Chess but your pawns have to move like the riot police, shields up, forming a line
Realistic battling:
Anytime you would try to capture a piece:
If it's heads, or a 1, then you may capture that piece like normal
If it's tails, or a 2, then you must blunder that piece, preferably by putting that piece in front of the piece you were gonna capture in a way that would make you captured, representing the piece having "lost" the fight.
(if you end up losing an attempted fight as your king, you can do anything except take a piece, but you *must* move your king if you have committed to the attack, unless you are in check, then you can either attempt to take with another piece as per the above rules, or "rescue" the king and block (the piece can still block even if it ends up failing the counter-attack while saving the king))
Chess but every fifth move you will be given a random square on the board (that has not yet any piece or pawn on it) and have to move any piece (or pawn) to that square within three moves
Chess but you can only capture pieces with your rook's
"If you checkmated or got checkmated, play chess with your mate"
this video in a nutshell "king back is definitely good, therefor KING FORWARD"
Chess but: Every move must deliver your piece (or pawn) to a square which is nearer to the enemy's King Edward.
Alternatively: Your King Edward smells bad. Always move away from him.
Fog of war chess, but only you are blind.
Emotional damage
the Bongcloud is a classic opening
Bongcloud opening will one day impress stockfish
Stockfish was the real opponent all along.
from all the other videos, Stockfish doesn't like chess simp at all
Stockfish takes chess very seriously. Simp... doesn't.
"Of course."
Chess, but if your opponent blunders the queen, the video ends
100 rated chess but your H pawn has to reach the B2 square.
YEEEES BONGCLOUD LETS GOOOOO
Cool
Plan
Chess, but you must promote three pawns
Bongcloud is now book
2:47 “no question there” dude, there literally is a question mark on the board
I think ke3 was a bad bad move because it took away your opportunity for the fork on your next good move
2:15 b4 was actually a big brain move
2:46 "No question there"
Question mark: 😢
Finally, Bongcloud Opening
this is a bad move because not only did you miss a trap with queen
you also left your king exposed for one more turn
It's cuz the horsey could run away
I thought he said "Queen D2 f**king the horses."
This is just how I play chess