truthfully, the artillery fight in Ukraine follows the same principle: howitzer-launched high-explosive shells are powerful, but they still need pin point correction from a nearby friendly quadcopter
Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens. So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
@@Player-pj9ktsame thing as the bird actually. Cats also have a diesel engine in their neck area. That's why they purr. But I think the latest model is still from the 2000s. Unlike birds who are adapted to electric technology. The thing is cats can't just stand on power lines to recharge themselves. They refuel themselves from rats that the government sneaks into our houses. That's why they are active at night and have night vision.
As a spy bird manufacturer i'm sad because you didn't include the newely upgraded IFR features which makes our birds to be able to fly anywhere in the world without any problems for months
As the engineer who designed the cpu, motherboard, and ssd to withstand the heat of a bird-class jet engine, I can confirm that this is how a bird works.
Please make sure when handling your bird, to always follow the specific safety instructions, not every bird is built the same, and they can cause serious bodily harm if not respected, stay safe out there
"In other news a gas leak has led to yet another explosion this month, officials are still investigating but assure us no other nearby homes are at risk"
I've interacted with birds - at home, at school, at work, at the mattress store, etc. - for years, and never noticed the giant camera in their chest, but now that you've pointed it out I can't unsee it! Nature is a wonder!
These ones are older model, newer models use vortex lens and cadmium power cell, bigger B.I.R.Ds use radium power cells while lasting long they need little to no maintenance. Great for higher altitude scouting and deserted areas
Possible errors: 0:03 Cameras on street pigeons can not be visibly seen. 0:05 Most of pigeon volume is made up of feathers. Pigeon chassis is thinner, sometimes bulges out of feathers at "keelbone." 0:06 For a UAV of this scale, it is unlikely that it uses liquid fuel. It is more likely that pigeons are electric. 0:11 We can determine that pigeons are ornithopters. There would be no other reason for them to have wings that flap. Also, considering flocks of pigeons do not release any emissions or light, we can determine that turbojet engines like the one depicted here were not used. 0:15 It is more likely that a 8gb Raspberry Pi of sorts was secured on the chassis, as it would be difficult to cram something like a full motherboard and CPU into the tiny space they had to work with. 0:19 Pigeon eggs have been confirmed non explosive and delicious. Don't ask how. 0:25 It is more likely that two cameras were placed parallel to each other around the inside of the neck; Mirrors were probably used to reflect imagery from the eyes, onto the cameras.
0:15 this application would not use the AM4 socket for cpus. It would be much more likely to be an established embedded socket such as FP6 which would use a more rectangular, soldered on CPU such as the AMD Ryzen V2718 for power and space efficiency as well as automotive certification.
Obj Pigeon egg is produced by newer version of biomechanical infiltration and recon deviced the obj proven to be a food its imtentional purpose is supplying the military , its contain of smaller consumable B.I.R.D which if egg is not consumed it will break out and automatically to the lab and get fully contructed , and flapping wing is one their stealth mechanism as orginal bird such as ptersaur has gone exinct and its wing flap , so that why B.I.R.D wing flap if their wing are not flaping ppl might question how did they flys backing to obj Egg , its based on C.H.I.C.K.E.N process of making obj egg is still unknown
not expressed: microfluidics control, nano diamond and cf skeletal structure, aerogel-laced feathers..reanimateable, hypergolic, yet meterable, fuel source, and kh-23 grade optics. ISR and HK modes.
It's great how these marvels of a military aircraft are so mass produced; there are over 400 billion of these things and mass usage of them can easily change the tide of battle.
Well, how else would you explain such a high concentration of pigeons inside major cities? "cliff nesting" my ass, they just want to spy on as many people as they can
the problem with satellite lasers is that they have to be above the selected location other wise it wont work kinda like the hammer of dawn from gears of war
@@bruhgod123 also, it's likely banned anyway as a blinding weapon as the laser would require way too much power and thus would emit more light to instantly damage the eyes. But it's not like it would be cost-effective anyway. Even if it worked, you'd probably have to replace more parts and more frequently than, say, sizable tungsten rods dropped from orbit to hit and destroy a target with kinetic force (which technically are allowed as orbital weaponry goes, though some groups plan to ban all space weaponry)
Small inaccuracy: the avial surveillance device "Pigeon" has no speakers to play Stars and Stripes. That would be the ASD "Eagle". (They were mostly used to loiter around flag poles.)
@@saskachivan8044 I can smell the bullshit coming off of you, maybe you should take a bath. Let me you guess, you live in the city and think food comes for the grocery store. Have you ever butchered, processed, and ate any bird in your whole life? Do you even know where food comes from and gets on your plate?
This has to be an older model; the newer versions are electric and they stand on the power lines to charge themselves
The version shown here is probably from leaked documents of older devices. We really don’t know how capable the current ones are.
I heard the newer ones use nuclear ramjet engines!
It's clearly designed to work away from power lines. A special model
Wait, that's ironic, right? I'm not sure anymore 🤣You can't be serious. Charging on Powerlines 😂
Some models like the classic seagull build recharge by standing on light poles.@@xindus9763
I always knew birds were government drones...
yes
waiting for someone that has the joke go over their head
no pun intended
did you also know that cats are anti bird weapons, making cats counter-intelligence weapons?
@@retailpuffer the main reason why I have 2 pet cats
The wonders of engineering never fail to amaze me.
The put a CPU near a turbine
Yeah I mean LADA cars can pretty survive anything !
Mother Nature's engineering*, also typically known as 'MN' in animal weaponry manufacturing.
@@pineapplesmoovey7898 Nature has a gender ?
@@fineless Where did you heard of that ? Absolutely false. If you don't maintain a car it happens on any brand. I'm curious of what car you drive...
BIRD: Brutal Interstellar ranged detonator
@@Java_RAM idk i just texted anything lol
@@Java_RAM that's joke man.. meme type comment..why u serious 😭
@@Java_RAM nah bro..
Boring International Radar Device
Man, this bringed back some KND memories.
This is true because if u go up to a pigeon and scream "GOVERNMENT DRONE" it will fly away
Underrated comment 😂😂😂
😂
yes i tried it true
It also works if you scream "I have a gun"
😂😂
I watch these on the subway and pretend to take notes. People are very confused.
😂
So you must not live in 'Murica then.
@@km077New York
that's normal here in NYC
😮😮😮
USA: has a satellite death beam
Also USA: has to use a bird to activate it
HAS to? No no, my friend. GETS to.
truthfully, the artillery fight in Ukraine follows the same principle:
howitzer-launched high-explosive shells are powerful, but they still need pin point correction from a nearby friendly quadcopter
@@tranquoccuong890-its-orge Thank god for your friendly neighbourhood quadcopters
the B.I.R.D. uses a laser target designator to pinpoint the location if the target designator isnt used the laser completely misses
So , only USSR send space gun to the space))
Using an orbiting death ray instead of a cost-effective C4-laden spy pigeon is so Murican way to go lmao
This is Murica
it saves the paper work, budget wise
C4 inside is made for self-destruct if someone will catch the bird
The c4 is a backup incase the bird gets interrogated.
@@gobble_gang couldn't the bird call an orbital strike on the interrogation room?
As a bird, I can confirm that this is how we work.
Thankyou for existing
😂😂
@@kingshantofrombd4497rescopter
traitor-
As a zoologist, specialized in ornithology, I can confirm this is how a bird works.
Ornithology? I think you meant NSA Agent, because we all no there's no such profession as an Ornithologist.
What CPU were used on Pigeon mk 2s? Is it Intel Ryzen 5 or AMD i5?
@@silencia08 probably joke
Ruzen 5 :)@@darnit1944
Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."
Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.
If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.
So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.
Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.
It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
The Lada car surviving is the most realistic thing.
True, the only thing that kills a Lada is slight humidity over 3 years.
But dont drive it or it will explode
Oooh, they tryin!
Vaz jigogo is right name
A masterpiece of engineering; the B.I.R.D.
B.I.R.D - Biomechanical Infiltration and Reconnaissance Device.
@@TyititO holy crap take my upvote, best acronym I've seen all year!
@@wasa1207 это Реддит нет
@@JustntelleonНовое достижение: найти комментарий на русском
@@TyititO you deserve my like.
As somone who is a veteran at guns, I can confirm that is how a bird works
If it flies it spies
STOPPING PEOPLE FROM SAYING "FIRST"
Omg these birds 🐦 are going to destroy the USA 🇺🇸 soon since they're targeting communism.
how’s a gun related to this??
@@meyr1992it just is, trust me. I work at a landscaping company, they've taught me everything I need to know.
As an armchair enthusiast of women's sports, I can confirm that this is how a bird works.
What does you being an armchair enthusiast have to do with this? lol
@@ericpratt984what doesn’t it
idk why, but the music fits perfectly
As someone who eats birds on a daily basis, I can confirm this is 100% accurate
Prove it then.
@@allegraperdicaro2038 14 √(54 - 12 × 21.2) ÷ 11.8645 × π
Solve manually for proof.
What type of birds?
@@allegraperdicaro2038 can you just get the joke
@@foo1ed Chicken. 🐓🍗
This "how x works" series is hilarious. Keep them coming :)
Thank you for the support!!!! I'm glad you like it! I am currently making the 3rd video of the series so stay tuned😁
@@wvw_animations hate to say it, but that's 4 bucks
@@dtheall86 its still money tho?
@@dtheall86 Your point?
y'all getting mad over 4 bucks 💀 no way
As a cat, I can confirm this is exactly indicating what is inside a pigeon. Very precisely.
join the New Pigeon Empire I own pigeon army, duck army and soon cat army (I am Emperor Pigeon)
Here kitty kitty...
What's inside a cat...
@@Player-pj9ktsame thing as the bird actually. Cats also have a diesel engine in their neck area. That's why they purr. But I think the latest model is still from the 2000s. Unlike birds who are adapted to electric technology. The thing is cats can't just stand on power lines to recharge themselves. They refuel themselves from rats that the government sneaks into our houses. That's why they are active at night and have night vision.
@@PigeonyStudioshow often do you think about pigeons?
this is precisely why i pay for internet
LMAO that newspaper spreading misinformation is probably the most realistic thing in the video
its only misinformation when people you don't like do it.
The wonderful part is Lada was left in the news to give hints to the general public without making diplomatic scandals.
I love these absurd videos, keep it up
Absurd?
And the Lada is the only thing that survived...
Holy crow, they have 2 terabyte m.2 SSDs in them? Gotta go out hunting for some!
0:19 White bird from Angry Birds
As a spy bird manufacturer i'm sad because you didn't include the newely upgraded IFR features which makes our birds to be able to fly anywhere in the world without any problems for months
Diamond nuclear batteries...?
They said the bird hasn't been mass produced yet. Maybe it's still on prototype or trial stages?
As the engineer who designed the cpu, motherboard, and ssd to withstand the heat of a bird-class jet engine, I can confirm that this is how a bird works.
I doubt your authenticity. These wouldn't have SSDs, but eMMC.
Question. Have you ever opened up a bird and confirm this theory?
Can it run Crysis?
As a Human born with imagination, I’m getting tired of these “As a…” jokes.
that's a cold bypass engine, the outer fan provides the cooling intake
Please make sure when handling your bird, to always follow the specific safety instructions, not every bird is built the same, and they can cause serious bodily harm if not respected, stay safe out there
As one of the GBDA (Government Bird Drone Agency) Engineers, I can confirm this was how the NYD-3 (New York Drone [Pigeon 2021]) was manufactured.
"In other news a gas leak has led to yet another explosion this month, officials are still investigating but assure us no other nearby homes are at risk"
The headline on the newspaper right at the end, LMAO.
Birds have laid C4 charges at my balcony? 🥵
завтра экзамен по линалу. самое время смотреть подобные видосы и понять как работает птица
Как успехи?
@@Слышьты-ф4юон уже в армии
As a mechanic working on type-3 SPAO (signal-producing aerial organism) I can confirm that this is how they work.
Remember switching to your pigeon is faster than reloading
I love the irony of this "Big Brother" device being used to uphold Democracy.
I wonder if there might be something you are not fully grasping there. Keep considering it i am sure you will figure it out.
I've interacted with birds - at home, at school, at work, at the mattress store, etc. - for years, and never noticed the giant camera in their chest, but now that you've pointed it out I can't unsee it! Nature is a wonder!
These ones are older model, newer models use vortex lens and cadmium power cell, bigger B.I.R.Ds use radium power cells while lasting long they need little to no maintenance. Great for higher altitude scouting and deserted areas
new models have the camera where the eyes are
@Xiefux they have cameras under their feathers thats how they see u when u behind them
@@mikk.t.7824 the feathers are actually disguised radar antennas. they can see all around, even in dark
@@CrossXPlayer 🟣🛰🟣decepticons lazorbeak :
Soundwave superior!!!!
The music makes it 10x funnier
As a pigeon owner i was completely bamboozled
As a birdoligist I can confirm this is 100% how a bird works
can confirm that all birds are running Ruzen 3600 CPUs
B.I.R.D. = Basic Information Recording Device
Decepticons Soundwave lazorbeak. 🟣🛰🟣
I expected a zoom-in on the "only victims car survived" picture with the bird on driver seat
I thought it would fly in and drop a C4 in the house . But the interstellar laser cannon works as well .
Possible errors:
0:03 Cameras on street pigeons can not be visibly seen.
0:05 Most of pigeon volume is made up of feathers. Pigeon chassis is thinner, sometimes bulges out of feathers at "keelbone."
0:06 For a UAV of this scale, it is unlikely that it uses liquid fuel. It is more likely that pigeons are electric.
0:11 We can determine that pigeons are ornithopters. There would be no other reason for them to have wings that flap. Also, considering flocks of pigeons do not release any emissions or light, we can determine that turbojet engines like the one depicted here were not used.
0:15 It is more likely that a 8gb Raspberry Pi of sorts was secured on the chassis, as it would be difficult to cram something like a full motherboard and CPU into the tiny space they had to work with.
0:19 Pigeon eggs have been confirmed non explosive and delicious. Don't ask how.
0:25 It is more likely that two cameras were placed parallel to each other around the inside of the neck; Mirrors were probably used to reflect imagery from the eyes, onto the cameras.
Remember that they have a layer of flesh and fake blood to simulate an authentic death when ran over for example
0:15 this application would not use the AM4 socket for cpus. It would be much more likely to be an established embedded socket such as FP6 which would use a more rectangular, soldered on CPU such as the AMD Ryzen V2718 for power and space efficiency as well as automotive certification.
finally someone said it, I thought I was going crazy watching this!
Obj Pigeon egg is produced by newer version of biomechanical infiltration and recon deviced the obj proven to be a food its imtentional purpose is supplying the military , its contain of smaller consumable B.I.R.D which if egg is not consumed it will break out and automatically to the lab and get fully contructed , and flapping wing is one their stealth mechanism as orginal bird such as ptersaur has gone exinct and its wing flap , so that why B.I.R.D wing flap if their wing are not flaping ppl might question how did they flys backing to obj Egg , its based on C.H.I.C.K.E.N process of making obj egg is still unknown
not expressed: microfluidics control, nano diamond and cf skeletal structure, aerogel-laced feathers..reanimateable, hypergolic, yet meterable, fuel source, and kh-23 grade optics. ISR and HK modes.
We need how a dog works next
That one was released 2 weeks ago.
@@beldinalanti1850that’s cat
So that’s how carrier pigeons work
Personally, I think that’s a hell of a bird !
It's great how these marvels of a military aircraft are so mass produced; there are over 400 billion of these things and mass usage of them can easily change the tide of battle.
есть еще версия с KCAS, там даже связь со спутником и лазерный луч не нужны)
The person who disliked is a bird.
*The Egg One Is Something Would Angry Birds Would Likely Do..*
I knew there was something fishy about birds. Never would have guessed they were targeting devices. You live and learn
I wonder how many people believe this unironically…
There's always a bell curve of anything
Well, how else would you explain such a high concentration of pigeons inside major cities? "cliff nesting" my ass, they just want to spy on as many people as they can
Так и знал, нельзя доверять птицам...
Especially if you are communist
Imagine a freebird music to it lol
What I just watched..... The concept creator should get an oscar...
Oh, so that's what happened to my neighbor.... Interesting.
using satellite laser to win wars: ❌
using satellite laser on civilians: ✔
the problem with satellite lasers is that they have to be above the selected location other wise it wont work kinda like the hammer of dawn from gears of war
@@bruhgod123 also, it's likely banned anyway as a blinding weapon as the laser would require way too much power and thus would emit more light to instantly damage the eyes. But it's not like it would be cost-effective anyway. Even if it worked, you'd probably have to replace more parts and more frequently than, say, sizable tungsten rods dropped from orbit to hit and destroy a target with kinetic force (which technically are allowed as orbital weaponry goes, though some groups plan to ban all space weaponry)
@@soupcangaming662 tell that to ronald reagan
Commies, not civilians.
Ah yes, the Bifocal Integrated Radar Drone a.k.a. The B.I.R.D.
a communist in oklahoma? LMFAO
This guy is proving everything
It would be great if u add a charging port on the bird's feet, that's why they love standing at power line
I know this is a joke but this is actually good animation lol. Good job 😂
Is it?
@@goncalogomes1025 yep, especially the part at 1:03
This is the quality content i need
By so far, this is the best "how a ___ works"
The lada surviving is a nice touch.
Yeah very accurate, btw the General Atomics MQ-9 Reaper is a living organism.
People: We are free.
FBI: No, you are democratic.
The birds are spying for the bourgeoise.
HE'S STANDING THERE, MENACINGLY!!!
0:22 Wow, This has full frame capable E-mount lens.
They even have a component for when Niko tries to shoot a flying rat!
0:59 Solar Smash thing
Это иоонное орудие из C&C
Real
this is an ion cannon from C&C
@@ChloeCat1 зачем скомуниздил комент крыса?
0:13 I love Ruzen processors
1:16 this is fine
gotta keep my blinds down from now on. can't let the birds see me reading state and revolution
Small inaccuracy: the avial surveillance device "Pigeon" has no speakers to play Stars and Stripes. That would be the ASD "Eagle". (They were mostly used to loiter around flag poles.)
Так вот как дела делаются... у соседа дом сгорел пару лет назад от взрыва газа...
Ah yes Helldivers 2 stratagem moment
As an FBI agent, I can confirm that this is true.
This video is a combination of how a bird works and electric thunder lore
“No that’s what I call liberty!”
1:21 this turned into a horror movie pretty fast
Bro really have that Ruzen CPU
Murica
i used to laugh at people who thought birds are govt drones but this is shocking for me and really hard for me to digest.
I did the Bird Study merit badge in BSA and can confirm that this is how a bird works
Ballistic
Interregional
Radar
Drones
Oh. Now I know what the pigeons at my balcony are doing there all day.
Pigeon got the V8 turbo engine😂
Transformers iz becoming real each and every single day of every single second. Talk bout lazorbeak lol LITERALLY.
Not just a bird... a pigeon !
There is a bird that hangs out on my boss’s power line in his alley. I see it every Friday when we go to pick up our checks. It just watches.
The best way to deal with soviet spies, the good old BIRD
Stupid bloody spys
Interesting fact pigeons shakes they head while walking because old models were clockworked
Have you ever personally opened up a life pigeon and looked inside?
@@allegraperdicaro2038 many times
@@saskachivan8044 I can smell the bullshit coming off of you, maybe you should take a bath. Let me you guess, you live in the city and think food comes for the grocery store.
Have you ever butchered, processed, and ate any bird in your whole life? Do you even know where food comes from and gets on your plate?
@@saskachivan8044 Prove it.
@@allegraperdicaro2038 I can't, i make phone with his parts
Me when I get mad at a game 0:48
Dangggg that’s a large mad impact
I meant signal impact
Same bro
We all know bird stands for Bipedal Intelligence Reconnaissance Drone
As a hardcore Communist and a pigeon owner, I can confirm this is 100% true
I KNEW IT!
It's mind bogling how accurate this is.
As a communist I am scared
same