Dog People vs Cat People
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- Опубліковано 5 вер 2024
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*Dog people* wish their dogs were human.
*Cat people* wish they were cats
God no, humans are terrible. It's exactly the opposite, I wish humans were dogs lol
Lala 90 actually yes that’s better
I'm pretty sure that most people prefer being dogs
exactly
As a cat person:
Yes
The "Don't worry he won't bite" and "Don't look into his eyes" was spot on😂
I know lol 😂😂
Yes, its true tho. Lol
He’ll use the sharingan
Somehow I never find it reassuring when someone has to tell me that their pet won't bite 😂 it has teeth and a jaw that could fit my hand/arm doesn't it?? XD I had to I'm sorry
@Alexia Zamora didn't mean to trigger you, I don't feel comfortable around dogs bigger than a ...Westie 😅 it's the teeth which are bigger and sharper than humans', plus a jaw that's more powerful (in most medium/large dogs). I don't find "they're trained" reassuring. If a cat was the size of a golden retriever, I doubt you'd be comfortable either 😅 Doesn't stop me from hanging out with dog owners, just not with their dogs 😅 or sleeping with ppl who sleep with their dogs but I doubt I'd get that far (given the dog) 😂
“Proud father” “I am a servant” LMAOOOOO
are my replies glitching?
@@chrjstiann y
@@TYCOIX i was just confused why it had 2k likes and no replies
@@sammykim9250 i- i know, i just dont see it often so i got confused
As a cat lover, can confirm
“I respect that” is the most necessary mindset for a cat person ahahha
True true
The consept of consent is real.
Very true. Cat people respect boundaries.
By the end of the shooting of this video, that poor dog is about to turn into a cat with how hyper annoying his human was being.
💀 🤣
Dog people: "i hate cat people"
Cat people: "i hate people"
- this sums it up pretty well
Ahh yes, us cat ppl don't discriminate, we hate everyone equally.
@@cloud9_26 Exactly!
Not all people, personally, but that sums it up mostly.
I'm a cat person and this is 100% accurate lol
I hate cats.
"he's me in cat form" deadly accurate
First reply cuz This comment has likes but no replys
And Im a cat
I tell my family I have a cat personality. I go around people when I want to be around people and when I’m tired of them, I go home or tell them to leave.
Ah yes, 600th like, so satisfying
799th like so satio
@@Shahid_.noushir JESUS CHRIST LOVES you turn to him! Repent and believe in the gospel
Cat person: *play dead*
Cat: *couldn’t care less*
Cat person: I respect that
hejmedlitetH08 I respect that
*Me*
thank you for commenting a part of the video with absolutely 0 of your own input.
@@texerious2356 some people really like one part of the video and you want to just like that part. I think it makes sense
Texerious Only cereal eaters can make that opinion
From my personal experience I find cat lovers to be more empathetic than cat haters. Especially cat loving men. Every single feline loving man I encountered was extremely empathetic and emotionally intelligent. Not hating on dogs, I have both, I just don't understand how can someone hate cats. In my opinion if you call yourself an animal lover you love them all, not just the ones who will bend over backwards on your whim.
I’ve met this guy that has two cats and he’s the sweetest most empathetic person I have ever met so you’re spot on with that
Cat guys are the best. My dads a cat guy and he’s been caring for 16 strays in his new neighborhood. He sends me pics of them and updates me regularly on how they’re doing ❤
I love both but cats own my heart. Because I have a cat and she's my absolute favourite being in the world. (I also think I wouldn't have the heart to say no to a dog on anything. I can't even say no to my cat, and dogs actually look hurt if you say no to them.)
Lol my boyfriend loves animals in general but cats are his favourite, when he's angry, he's hell(has anger issues) but other times, he's the sweetest. He rejects people but me and cats
Whats the point of having a "pet" if it hardly listens?
Dog person: "I'm a proud father!"
Cat person: "I'm his servant"
Dogs have masters.
Cats have staff.
Very accurate
Yes Trey just made this joke and I heard it 15 seconds ago. Why are you repeating it?
You just...you just quoted exactly what trey said and got 1k likes. I don’t understand people
It’s like people didn’t hear trey say the same thing
Demonstrating the saying: “Dogs have owners, cats have staff”. 😁
Cats care about their owners (if you take care of them) alot. Like my cat patrols the house and walks in the rooms to check if everyone's okay.
“I hate *CAT* people”
“Well I hate people”
Lmao this made me laugh tooo hard.
It's so accurate 😂
😂😂😂
Lol, I’m wearing a mask that says “Ew People” with a cat on it 😂
Read this as “this made me poop tooo hard” for some reason
THAT IS SO ACCURATE
It’s so funny how the dog seems so uninterested but the cat keeps asking for love lmao
How can you tell its asking for love?
@@queencleopatra007 Im too high to remember how right now, reply again tomorrow
@@queencleopatra007 you see how she keeps rubbing her head on him and arching her back and flicking her tail, loving behavior from cats. Them asking for attention and love.
Yes!!
@@nolongerwannadie3025 mhm, my cat does that a lot. It's actually the best feeling in the world
Read a quote that said “Cats are a lesson in respecting boundaries and that’s why people don’t like them.”
Wow this is so accurate
I read a similar quote but it was “cats are a lesson in consent” which is why dog people don’t like cats. 😂
Then the cats walk right in front of you with their booty in your face 😂 cats are so crazy and sassy. True vibes
@@TheGyreMadHatter That means they either don't clean the box or they buy a cheap litter. Cats don't have body odor. It's the pee/poop that stinks. I agree though. I can't stand pet odor and I own both.
@@TheGyreMadHatter all of the cat homes I've been to smell nice and not like urine. Maybe because my friends and I clean our cats litter box. Dog homes, however, always smell like dogs no matter how much people clean dogs smell a lot.
“I hate people”
“I rather not talk”
Yup, seems accurate
he said we'd rather not talk
Yay a quote comment with input
It’s not that we hate people it’s that some people are annoying
“Cmon lord farquaad let’s go for another sit.”
😂😂😂😂
More like another nap lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂hah
Me😹😹😹😹😹😹
I’m your 1000th like
I love how hes trying to show the cat relationship as being cold but the cats trying to be affectionate with him but he's not interacting
From my experience, cats are affectionate when you leave them alone. When you're affectionate, cats become cold.
Absolutely, it's so obvious to the cat-minded observer. I'm sure the kitty actually gets all the skritches when the camera's gone.
*plays dead*
*gets ignored*
“I respect that”
Me too buddy
Dogs are great because they love you unconditionally and are always happy to see you.
Cats are great because when they choose you, you feel like the most special person in the universe.
The only comment that matters.
Both cats and dogs are amazing animals to have around. And even of you prefer the one over the other the traits you like about the one you van find them in certain breeds of the other. Like if you like dogs you could get a maincoon cat and if you like cats you can get a chow chow, malamute husky mix. And sometimes you just find that special cat or dog you bond with. Like I prefer cats but I adored the Chihuahua I had as a kid. And my grandpa prefers dogs but he adores my cat.
Fax. My baby Pickles fr only loves me. When we got her she was the only survivor of her family who was attacked by coyotes, only 2 weeks old, only half of the size of a 2 week old kitten, starved to the bones, and is autistic. Because of this, I cared for her like my own baby. I fed her correct amounts at breakfast, lunch and dinner, gave her specialized milk for malnourished kittens, bathed her in the tub, let her clean my beard when she needed to learn how to clean since she didn’t have a momma to teach her, and always cuddled/slept with her in my bed. Now she stays by my hip 24/7, I can call her with a high pitched hum, sits or lays on my back when I walk, and she always sleeps either curled up behind my legs or under the covers with me. However the second anyone else in my fam tries to pick her up and pet her, she’ll either run away or freak the fuck out😂
@A little bit of Everything holy crap chill were being taken over by cat people
@A little bit of Everything I'm a cat person 100% but I still think both dogs and cats have good quality's
Omg it's true. I'm in love with my roommate's tortie, and every time she comes up to me and boops her head on my lips so I can kiss her, I totally melt
“We’re all left. Left handed. Lean left. Want to be left alone.”
Lmao
The fact that I'm a cat person and left hander and introvert make this statement more sense to me
This is me exactly
I don't lean left, but the other two are correct for me. Lol!
@@dumbledoreiscalm5923 it's funny because I'm left handed and hate people 😂
@@shelbycurtis8885 I can relate to you on a spiritual level
Playing dead doesn't work on cats. They just think your'e sleeping (their hearing is super sharp too)
However if a cat is alone in the house and wants to see you, they will cry a lot.
I was in the toilet and my cat just came from outside. He started meowing like crazy because he couldn't find me. I had to rush my business and quickly reassure him that I was there. He realised I was in the toilet but kept meowing in despair.
When my daughter’s not home, our cat will pace through the house yowling for her, even if I’m in the same room with him
That’s so cute! My daughters cat meows at me all the time like “Nana pick me up and give me loves….. and FEED ME!!” lol 😂
My dog always lays outside the bathroom while I’m in there and will usually cry if he can’t get to me. He’s gotta have my 6. 😄🙌🏻🙌🏻🤩💖
My cat cried for me when I had to go to work after I first got her, but now she just cries and tries to break into any room I'm in if there's a closed door blocking her way in
They just hate privacy. When I closed my bedroom door they’ll wants to get in too. When I go to bathroom and closed the door then wants to be there too. They just don’t respect my privacy at all, because once I opened the door they’ll just walking around and go away anyway until I re-close my door they’ll start to meowing again.
My nephew's cat scratches and bit me whenever I try to pet him, I think he knows I hate him!
Dog people: She’s a husky German Shepard mix and she’s hypoallergenic
Cat people: This is Jenny she’s orange
This made me laugh 😂
As someone who has a dog, this is correct
I laughed 😂
@@mintrose983 as someone who's had both, yeah it's spot on. nobody in the world cares what kind of cat my cat was. Not even me.
Dog people: this is (insert cute dog name) and she's 3/4 golden retriever, 1/8 labrador retriever, 1/4 beagle 1/2 I don't even know anymore and 2/5 poodle
Cat people: this is nacho and he's an asshole
Dog people: Gets offended when you won't pet their dog.
Cat people: Gets offended when you do pet their cat.
I don’t like when people start asking loads of questions about my dog, sure, if you want to pet him that’s fine, but starting to ask loads of questions just gets on my nerves lol
Yes
@@riley6243 completely! My cat is a dog in a cats body. She “barks” , she plays like a puppy, she’s super cuddly and sweet and she jumps up on the bed.
@@gogledhol RIGHT??? Some creepy guy (in our friend group, but I don’t like him) started asking me so many questions about my cat. Like please, he’s not for sale.
Lol so true
"i dont have the emotional capacity for another friend now"
FELT THAT
I'm a dog person, but I felt that too.
And the "I miss 2020" contemplation. Introverts United on that one... Well, I missed the movie theaters, but everything else was fairly normal. Best part? Didn't need to make excuses about why I don't wanna go anywhere or do anything. Haha
How do dog people have so much energy? God, I can’t do it. Cats are perfect. They’re so low maintenance and if they want attention, they’ll come to you. And they are secretly very sweet. They are sweet furry lil babies and I love them
I have two cats who are full of energy and two who are laid back. It's either really hectic with two cats running around or really chill when all four cats are resting at the same time. 🤣🤣
BuT thEY haVe An eViL minD cONtRol pArASite
@@lairoslairoslairos 😂😂 my boyfriend jokes about that all the time hahaha
Im a dog person but im more like the cat person lol
Cat's are NOT perfect! LISTEN stop this "I like dogs a lot and cats should die and "cats are great and dogs are so meesed up" Love both animals and don't be cruel monster like you!
Trey: I'm home from work.
Lord Farquad: *stares at camera like the office*
This cat is a real paid actor!!
😂😂😂😂😂
Cats act like they are celebrities while dogs act like your number one fan.
Not my cats! They’re sweet and love to cuddle next to me or on me! When people have come over to my house, both my cat’s will sit next to my house guest. When I had a bad headache the other day, my cat Angel, curled up next to me and took a nap with me. Of course cats and dogs are not the same but not all cats are divas or mean to people.
I knowww🤦
yes to this!
Freedman all my 3 cats and my puppy act like my number one fan and not just during feeding!
@The Kitty Agenda Awwwh ❤
"I see Susie got a cat. However I do not have the emotional capacity for another friend right now."
well
THAT ONE HIT ME SO HARD
I have a cat and I have not only thought this but uttered it out loud
I feel called out.
As a person with 8 cats I hollered when he said "I hate people" 👏🏽🤣
I don't think I have ever felt more called out by a UA-cam video in my LIFE.
Me, too! As a person owned by 11 cats, I relate to this so much.
cats teach us to not care much about humans
As a cat person it's so true
@@onthewayhome5581 It's not that you don't care. It's just that you've attained Zen on your journey to Nirvana... not the band. haha
"I'm his servant", made me laugh. 😂 Dogs have owners, Cats have staff.
True😹😹😹
I refer to myself as:
my dogs human.
Dogs require waaay more work than cats, you dont have to do anything at all with a cat AND they kill vermin for you
@@raing8942 you get a more emotional connection the more you work on an animal. You can ignore your dog too, they just won't be loyal to you. If you spend as much time with a cat and train a cat you'll have the same emotional connection. You get back what you're giving.
This is true. I don't own a cat but there are stray cats in my building and I've been feeding them for years. It got to the point that one of them memorized my schedule and would be waiting for me at the door when I left for school.
Dog person : "I hate cat people."
Cat person : "I hate... people."
*_the accuracy_*
*_when ur both cat person and a dog person so you hate people_** and **_yourself_*
@@panonymousbloom5405 big mood.
...as someone who finds it hard to hate anything in general except for probably criminals and mosquitoes, idk how to feel about it
sweet cheese..us that one spoke to me! xD
That was the most relatable thing ever, especially in this day and age
"Watch this I taught Farquaad a trick."
"Play dead."
Farquaad: Sniffs Air.
"I respect that."
I mean it kinda makes sense because they're checking if he smells dead
Beo you at 666 now I'm going to ruin it
dog people: this is milo, he’s perfect, i love him so much, he loves me
cat people: this is potato, he’s a bitch and will try to kill me in my sleep but he’s fluffy so it’s ok
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
😂
Bald cat breed be like: 👁👄👁
My cat is a literal bitch probably because I annoy him because he’s cute
Wouldn’t trade him for a dog
lol the description of the dog is literally my cat 😭
"We're left handed, lean left, and want to be left alone"
OOOFF
I'm right-handed, lean right, AND want to be left alone, LOL...and so do my cats.
Ya I'm right handed lean right and love cats dogs are meh I also don't realy like people most of them now a days have no respect and don't know the meaning of treat others how you want to be treated cats are more humane
@@Char1ynn Yes, and now they are more emotionally mature than a good number of people...which is truly scary, especially when those people are supposedly college graduates.
@@Char1ynn I don't understand how you think younger people are the ones who don't know how to treat others like they want to be treated though.. /gen
@@cyval3890 not once did I say younger people stop looking for offence, all ages have gotten rude selfish and disrespectful and I did not say it had to do with age
Actual cat people: LOOK AT HIS WITTLE TOE BEANS HE IS A BUNDLE OF LOVE
Only when they're sleeping lol
This is a dog person disguised as a cat person who has a cat...
That is so me
Wrong. You are clearly a fake cat person. As a cat person myself, I can confirm that cats are little demons that have no respect for anyone but themselves
@@bigbrainsquirrelnamedcarlo9185 oh no I know they're demons. But they are the cutest wittle demons ever 🤣
The best thing about cats is definitely when you call for them repeatedly & they just sit there looking at you
or looking at you and then turning their head away
My dog is a cat then, she has the energy of a dog and attitude of a cat (ignores me)
Dog person: that's why you have treats and a clicker! It'll definitely work. 😅
I had a cat that would come when you called him but that cat I could follow him around the house petting him all day. I tested it once and did this for a few hours he still enjoyed it I got tired of it.
I trained my cat to come :)
Human: Calmly states that he's home from work.
Cat: Whoa calm down bro that's intense.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
My cats greet my spouse, father in law, and I when we come home...at least one cat is always around to greet us. My Oldest cat, when it was just me and her when she was a kitten, used to wait for me in my third floor apartment window and as soon as she saw me she'd run to wait by the door. She's always gotten along better with dogs than most cats.
My cat is very cold when I’m around but when I get out and comeback she misses me a lot, she comes to the door and start meowing at me, she rarely meows.
“I love the thrill of knowing my cat may kill me in my sleep”🤣🤣🤣
I love that too :>
I woke up one day with scratched all down my legs, I wonder who did that🤔
I woke up one day because my cats were playing and one of them ran over my face and scratched it and now I have two marks that haven't gone away after months yay.
This doesn't make me love my cats any less, they're the best 🤗
Must have manx in them
666 likes, you're cat is with the devil
i feel we don’t appreciate his acting enough, he really does a good job of having such different auras for both characters, yea he changes clothes but also he feels like he believes both wjdjjdd
I thought it was two different people
strawbb wow never realized there was two different people, he is definitely doing a great job
Did you have a stroke at the end?
Wait they are not two different people?
🤯🤯🤯🤯
THAT'S THE SAME PERSON?!?!
I laughed hysterically at this video and my cat is looking at me with her ears back.She does not like the sound of joy and laughter.
You better stop before she gouges your eyes out. Lol!
Oh boy. Once I was crying and hyperventilating in my room, and my cat jumped on the bed, pacing. I thought he was worried about me. He comes up to me and slaps me in the face.
Not a gentle pat, just a genuine slap. I did feel his nails, but he didn't try to scratch me or anything.
It didn't help, I cried even more.
@@cilantroisbetterthanparsley "it didn't help, i cried even more" lmaoo
That's a perfect statement for how cats do you.
@@cilantroisbetterthanparsley 🤣
@@cilantroisbetterthanparsley I- SIS
Reminds me of when I was moving out of my apartment, and I couldn’t find my cat. My friend and I were looking everywhere, even outside in case she ran out. I was so frantic, and I started crying. 10 minutes later she maneuvered her way from behind some boxes, sat right in front of me and started licking her paws😹
“I like the thrill of knowing my cat may kill me in my sleep”
ACCURATE
Not accurate at all 😂😂
my thrill is knowing I don’t need an alarm clock because my cat will scream for breakfast the same time everyday
I truly hated it o.O As a kid I used to sleep with my cats, but then I realized that they may kill me xD and I stopped haha
My cats are the sweetest cats ever. They have never ever hurt me. They love me so much.
Anon E I know right. Mine crave my attention. They have never hurt me. They love to lay on my lap and be petted. They’re so sweet. I have one that likes to lay across my shoulders and nuzzle my face. I really hate the cat sterotypes out there. It’s such a disservice to cats
“I do not have the emotional capacity for another friend at the moment” me despite having no friends
SAME
Me having only one real friend, my cat
Mad respect to you for the honesty.
Edit: spelling.
Same.
Don't worry my friend there are many seasons in life, sometimes theres no emotions for anything really. That's not inherently bad!
The reason people hate cats is because they expect them to behave exactly like dogs, but they are two different animals
Thank you so much fellow cat person
On the other hand, some cat breeds act more like dogs and some dog breeds act more like cats. Problem is that people believe stereotypes.
@Mack Not true. I have 3 cats and 1 stray cat that i feed, and they're all very loving towards me and my dogs. They're only distant with people with whom they haven't formed a bond and don't trust. Not to mention that the way any animal is raised profoundly influences how they'll be as adults. A lot of people who adopt cats treat them a certain way because they believe that nonsense, so they never really earn their cats trust. They don't respect their boundaries or learn how to read their body language, consequently even though their cat loves them, they don't trust them.
@Mack My landlord's cat was separated waaaaay too early from her mom and littermates, and he never saw the need to adopt another kitten to help her socialize with her own kind. He said cats are just fine being alone. Not true! Anyway, his cat is very standoffish with everyone but him and afraid of me even though I've fed, given her treats and tried to get her to feel safe with me on multiple occasions when he was hospitalized. I feel sorry for that poor cat. She watches my cats and acts like she wants to join them but doesn't know how to make friends, even though they've tried to befriend her.
my cats a hoe
This is basically an introvert vs an extrovert 😂
I feel like most cats do not connect with hyper or obnoxious people. They like patience, kindness, and softness. Cats are really meant for certain people 😅 My cat didn't like me as much when I was 9 years old, but now I'm older and she wants my attention all the time! So sweet :)
Very true. Dog people can be exhausting. I guess that's why they're perfect for dogs because dogs can also be exhausting. I find the constant need for an outlet for all of that hyper energy (both dogs and dog people) to be annoying. I'm an introvert and I love cats.
Hmp, not quite, cats can be hyped too! You have't seen a real cats playing yet if you say so. Cats jump on walls, break things and bite your hands or other cats when hyped.
@@eyeeerie yea my cat is a lot more hyper than my dog was lol my dog would chill by herself and come to me when I called her to play but my cat if I don't give her attention at exact times she won't stop meowing at me to play
I’m a bit of an aberration here. I’m a homebody, but an extrovert, and I have ADHD and I’m loud. I find dogs to be overwhelming and too much energy and responsibility, I am a cat person through and through. Even very skittish, shy cats are usually drawn to me. If I am at someone’s house for the first time and they own a cat, there’s a good 95% chance that I will be approached by the cat even if the cat is typically an antisocial hider who doesn’t like new people. I think cats just inherently sense their people even if we are a bit chaotic. I’ve been asked “how did you get my cat to sit in your lap?” more times than I can count. Wouldn’t change it for the world, though.
That’s not necessarily true ~ my cards love me but I can get rlly energetic I think it’s more about the right match of cat to person & learning about their needs & individual personalities
Dog People: This is Daisy! She's a purebred golden doodle mix!
Cat People: This is Stapler, I found him in the garbage one day and now he's my cat.
Pretty much my cat 😂😂😂😂
My dog is named Daisy and is a golden doodle lmaoooo
That's exactly my sister's cat
My dogs name is King and my cats name is Ziggy Stardust
I almost choked because my cat is actually named Stapler! I ran around the house trying to look for her to show her this comment.
"dog people: Thai is Reginald he's a pure breed Rottweiler, he cost $3000 and we were on a waiting list for 3 years. Cat people: these are chonko and assbutt we found them in a dumpster and we love them more than life itself" most accurate description I've seen
ferrous719 as someone nearing year five of the waiting list and bringing home a purebred this December (of a breed totally different from the one I started out on a waiting list for), I feel this. Dog 1 is a shelter find, chow x ???. Cat 1 and Cat 2 are orange shorthair moggies. Cat 3 is a longhair tortie. Dog 2 is... a Chow-x-Husky-x-GSD-x-Beagle-x-Staffie-x-APBT-x-Rottweiler-x-possible Lakeland Terrier. (She has an EMBARK profile proving it, too.) and then you have dog three, my soon-to-be not-a-Standard-Poodle Australian Shepherd. Who will be born in a month. And who I don’t even think I get to pick the gender of. Hoping for a boy, but have two names picked out just in case. Super stoked though.
ferrous719 I LITERALLY found my cat in a gutter when she was a kitten 😂
Chonko & Assbutt 😂😂
Tik Tok for the win!
This is one of the most accurate and on point descriptions I’ve ever come across. Laughed for five minutes straight ! Thank you for staying this so accurately 🐈
"I do not have the emotional capacity for another friend". Same.
I feel seen by that.
"I do not have the emotional capacity for another friend at the moment"
The introvert in me relates.
Dog person: “I hate cat people”
Cat person: “I hate people”
Awesome
I mean, I’m a dog person but I hate other people
@@oreo1749 impossible
“I don’t want to be rude, but I hate cat people. I don’t get it.”
“I hate people”
Yeah, that sounds about right.
I’m that dog person and I’m not even embarrassed about that fact.
Owen Sykes LoL
Just someone Else that’s so rude. all I ever did is like cats a tad bit more than dogs. And now you hate me? I guess that’s how we’ll get along then ;-;
I Like Birds okay i’m not sure if ur joking or not but that was a tad bit too much.
It all sounds about right...🤣🤣😂😂
People who own dogs: This is Yeontan, he is a pomeranian teacup and he's cute, small, floof, and I love him.
People who own cats: This is Yoki, and he's a doppleganger of Garfield.
Yeontan is indeed cute, small and fluffy
Yoki is indeed a doppelgänger of Garfield
same
"He's fixed, but I'm not"
Ultimate. Flirting. Goals.
NEXT. 😁
Yep
“I haven’t seen him in 3 days” that’s a mood. My cat either wants all the attention or absolutely none of it
same. We have a bunch of cats and one just disappears for days and then shows up and is like YOU MUST LOVE ME NOW.
lol my cat follows me wherever i go. hes always open to attention and pets.
I haven't seen mine in months, don't worry he is alive, he's been doing the same shit for 8 years
Your cat and I have that in common
Yeap Im like a cat it’s all or nothing 😂
I feel like the cat guy is overtly weird whereas the dog guy is subtly annoying which becomes more apparent the longer you know them
Your profile picture is so cute
I'd choose the weird guy
I swear almost every dog people that I know are the most insufferable people in my life
@@occvltvs_ So are cat people. They gate their lives but they live to see 80
@@occvltvs_ except the ones that have super chill dogs, like they usually just leave their dog alone except if they’re trying to get it to do a trick or something
"Come on Lord Farquaad, let's go for another sit."
I'm wheezing. XD
love how sometimes he called her a girl, and sometimes he called her a boy. Most people tend to assume he/him pronouns on their pets
“I’d rather talk to dogs than people”
“We’d rather not talk”
😂😂😂😂
dog people: this is biscut!! he is a purebreed golden doodle and he's so friendly and energetic :)
cat people: this is dipshit he is a god
thank you all haha
in deed
Dipshit is a god
LMAO FR my mom says it's snobby when someone cares so much about breed
@@aliciareynolds3342 dude ikr? a dog is a dog it's cute no matter what
I call my cat whore.
I just love hearing he "won't bite" as he viciously barks and drools.
@taters that’s not better, I don’t like when dogs try to lick you
@taters keep your mangey mutt away from people then, no one wants to be licked by a random dog while trying to just walk down the street.
urgh same, 'he's just excited' I hear as my neighbours dog barks and growls at me as I desperately try and unlock my door.
I personally can tell when a dog is actually in a playful mood or not because i actually looked up dogs body language a bit. Most of the owners I've met are correct when they say that the dog just wants to play. But the barks still scare me lol. Dog owners should definitely teach their dogs not to suddenly run up to people and dogs that do that clearly haven't been taught well
@Coral Washburn Yead I'd rather choose cats.
The dog owner insisting that his dog is hypoallergenic, and making allergic people pet him 😂
Accurate 🤔
Dog peaople: “I hate cat people they’re way to obsessed with their cats”
Also dog people: *wearing matching outfits with their dog for Christmas photo shoot*
WHAT ABOUT IT
And dog bag,strollers,coats,shoes, and a baby tub with battery powered jets for bath time. And that’s just my Pomeranians life. My red and blue nose are way more expensive meat for them alone is a huge monthly expense. I’m seriously considering raising meat birds next spring for them.
“He’s ... he’s MAGICAL.” *menacing stare*
@@naya6593 my dog doesn’t even have a dog bed :P
@@applerapple3446 That’s because all beds are the dog’s beds.
Someone told me once that if a person hates cats, it’s a sign they don’t like things they can’t control.
Ha that can be true....
Holy shit I think that person who told you that is right, whoa. That kinda blew my mind because I thought of a few friends I have who don't like cats, most of them if not all of them show some sign of feeling like they need control, even if it's small.
One friend in particular despises cats, he's a guy friend of mine (I'm a girl), he ended up eventually coming to talk to me about his breakup. The guy was totally shattered and needed a girl's advice on it. He broke down everything to me, and I gave him advice but I also had to sit him down and explain that certain things he did were very controlling, and that it's likely the reason for her breaking up with him and doing all these new things he never knew she wanted to do. He wasn't abusive to her like that as far as I'm concerned, he is a kind person from my view, but even if, some people don't realize fully that they're being controlling and I had to be blunt with him on it. He took the criticism.
@@murtleturtle4027 fuck same. I have a female friend who hates cats and she needs to be in control of everything and gets paranoid for slight change in schedule. She has three dogs.
Yeah in order to get along with a cat you’ve gotta respect consent and boundaries.
Ikr cats are independent and it's gonna take you a while to get along with them but dogs will follow you and get along as soon as you meet them, so yeah must be true
Dog: “this person feeds me, pets me, and takes care of me? He must be a god!”
Cats: “this person feeds me, pets me, and takes care of me? *I must be a god.”*
Underrated
Nox Lupa that was good! Lol
stolen meme lol
Nox Lupa Kanye West be like
Yep!!! 😃😂
And there's me who always talking in baby talk with my cat, spoiling him and giving him cuddles 😂
*Plays dead*
*Cat doesn't care*
"I respect that." LOL
“However I do not have the emotional capacity for another friend right now”
that’s a mood right there.
dog person's dog get disrespected: HOW DARE U, HES A PERFECT ANGEL
cat person's cat gets disrespected: we know
For me, if you disrespect my cat im gonna scratch your eyes out
@M1chael thanks, we know
@M1chael like the average dog is anymore useful
@M1chael And dogs are useful? You have to take dogs on walks, pick up their sh!t, and they are loud and they bark all the time. So annoying, Cats don't need to go on walks and they poop in a litterbox which is way easier to clean, and they are quiet.
@@ryanhall8770 Yes, while cats sit on their ass and be a little less annoying we have dogs that protect us, such as Pitbulls, I've had a few of them.
Rip to all the cat owners who's cats don't greet them when they come home like my cat does.
My cats only greet me because I give them treats when I come home, lol!
my cats wait at the door
My cat greets me!!! And then follows me to my room
My cat is a dick but he will always greet me at the door. Lol
My cat will rush to me with loud sound when I get home
"I haven't seen him in three days, I think he's having an episode"
If my cat doesn't interact with me for five minutes she gets lonely and yowls
My cat follows me around everywhere. I literally have to get someone to hold onto her when I leave the house because she is so determined to go with me.
My cat grabs me by the shoulders so he can force affection on my face
My cat does a very hollow howl that sounds like someone shouting “wrong wrong wrong” if he can’t see me when he’s finished eating/if I leave the room before he wakes up/if I go to bed without taking him with me... He might have some abandonment issues, he was a stray.
Truth. We have 3, but my ride or die (I lived alone with one cat for 10 years) won’t even let me go in the bathroom without her. She slams her head against the door the entire time in there and yowls. A relaxing bath is impossible unless I let her come in and sit on the edge of the tub with me.
My cat does that except she then realised she can’t feed herself and comes back to me 😂
“I’m his servant”
So accurate 😂
IzzyMouse 77 I was looking for this comment it made me laugh so much 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Yeeeess😂
love how he misgendered his own cat. he called her a girl before then switched to calling her a boy
There's a huge breed of cat owners that isn't addressed here. Like the overly affectionate ones who force affection from their cats. Or the ones who are annoyed because their cats want too much affection. Or the ones that insult their cats lovingly and call them dumbasses and then snuggle with them
Somehow I am all of those
@@yelly217 Same
I am the last "or"
I am all three lol
I am also all in one
I got a dog to provide me with unconditional love - I got a cat to remind me that I don't deserve it.
“Come Lord Farquaad, let’s have another sit.” 😂😂
I don’t understand the “evil” cat thing, my cat is super friendly and is always in my lap or snuggled up next to me. He will zoom upstairs at lightning speed to greet me when he hears me wake up in the morning and will give me head nuzzles and lick my face. He’s literally the sweetest animal I’ve ever met and follows me all around the house.
Same my cat is so lovable and sweet too😸❤️
@@olaria677 excuse me? That is may be a psychological problem. Go to a vet.
I think a lot of people just don't know how to read cats. Like cats will warn you when they are upset or overstimulated, but people don't know their language, so they think that scratch came form nowhere when really the cat tried to tell them to leave it alone and they kept messing with it. And then generally cats are just a little more sensitive so you can't be as incessantly bothersome to them typically.
@@olaria677 I would lock my doors at night then 😭 it sounds like he needs a friend. My cat used to chase me when I was zooming around the house getting ready for school or work. Ever since we got a new kitty though, they have been playing more with each other. Cat play is kinda painful cuz of the scratches, never had to deal with that again. They just play that way with each other and are happy lil bros ♡ cats thrive with cat companions
@@olaria677 have you tried playing more throughout the day?
When my younger female cat “Kat” doesn’t get enough playtime in, she goes borderline feral at night, zooming all over the house and scratching things, even attacking my male cat Otus. It’s pent up energy that finally exploded.
I can’t say whether this is the truth for your cat, but I’d suggest getting a toy that makes the cat run (lazer pointer, ribbon on a stick, etc) and expend a lot of energy and REALLY wear the bugger out one day and see if that helps. If not you should really have him checked by a vet. It could just be the cat’s personality, but it’s better to check and know for sure.
idk why ppl be hating on cats. when I would go to my friend's house her cats will rub their heads on me. I could literally be sitting there for hours petting them. they're sooo cute
same
I’ve seen more people hating on dogs in this comment section so far, the majority of comments are by cat people. I have only quickly skimmed through the comments but yeah
Every cat owner: * gets hit by jealousy *
I have four cats from my grandparents farm and one we named ginger he is really fluffy and orange. Sometimes he just starts following me he also follows me if I pet him, he also play catch with hair ties
@@gogledhol agreed. They act like they are superior
"I hate people"
*this is too accurate*
Pandemic and work from home:
Dogs: “Yes! My people are home ALL day!!!”
Cats: “Why the f are my people home ALL day???”
Space Cadet idk, maybe there’s a difference in cats but mine have like separation anxiety. They love us home
The Humble Peach mine too!!
Not my cat han . He hates not me being with me all day. He is very attached to me. He is a black cat
RhygonGG VGC hey ur the guy with the record of most stubbed toes in a single day
just Averige huh, I did not know that, thanks for the information.
Episode should have been called: „if cats and dog were humans“
I'm more of a dinosaur person tbh
Same
I am more of a wolf guy
I'm more of a duck person.
I like rats
I am more a niffler person
I love Mr. Farquardt. He's like: "You're strange."
"I do not have the emotional capacity for another friend" yikes I feel called out
Yepp
Same
I love how people think cats are jerks 😂. Like the entire species has one personality.
My cat loves being tucked into a blanket and kisses. There’s nothing jerkish about him. My other 2 cats aren’t as clingy but are both social butterflies and love people, even strangers.
I have 6 cats and all of then have completely different personalities. They're all super friendly and yet they have this stereotype that they dont care about people lol
You gotta understand, these opinions are being spouted by dog people.
Dogs breeds tend to be classed under personalities ex golden retrievers are all energetic and like play, pitbulls are all aggressive, etc. They are used to classing entire species based on personality traits, go figure they’d do the same for cats. Makes you really wonder how they treat different people...
lol the cat in the vid actually looks super friendly
it’s dog ppl that say that stuff
Why is no one talking about how great a name Lord Farquad is for that cat?
Edit: Holy heck, 1.6K likes?! You guys are awesome! I've never had this many likes...
Edit #2: Wow. I'm at 2K now! There's no stopping you guys.
I know it’s hilarious 🤣
I once named a stray Sir Reginald Snowflake. He lived up to that knighthood.
I named a dumpster cat Horatio from Shakespeare character
Spot on for name lol
But my cat is maed Tia but came with the name Tortilla
My cats always meet me at the door when I come home. 😊
Same ❤
The weird part about having cats and dogs is switching from this two moods nonstop
I have both. 2 dogs and 2 cats in fact and I've no idea what you're talking about. There's no two moods.
That or having a weird mixer of both
You give so much love to both of your pets one day and just lay with them the next
“With every extra shot of espresso you get an extra Siamese to pet”
WHERE
I was thinking the same thing, I wanna go to a cat cafe now ;-;
Japan.
We have cat cafés in NYC 😼😻
@@Rosy91QU Well crap I guess I have to move to New York city lol.
true
I love how the dog looks so bored and done, while the cat looks friendly as hell. Just makes the video better.
I thought the same and I believe that the cat is actually his so that's why it seems more engaged with him and the dog he borrowed which would explain why there doesn't seem to be a connection. I could be wrong 🤷♀️
Don’t u guys mean it the other way around😏😏
tbh cats are legit super friendly they’re just less domesticated lol
Ronav Ganesh the cat is around him, watching what he’s doing and rubbing himself on to things and him, those are all friendly cat behaviours, he’s just not interacting with the cats as actively as he is with the dog
my cat will play fetch, cry when i'm not home, greet me at the door by rubbing on me and meowing, and even roll around wanting belly rubs
Cat people: i prefer cats. Dogs are ok tho.
Dog people: I LOVE DOGS. CATS ARE SATAN, ONCE, A CAT BURNED DOWN MY HOUSE, STOLE MY CAR AND KILLED MY WHOLE FAMILY.
I love cats but I still like dogs
@MrQ 2004 Ok that's a little but too far
Literally tho
Cats can't be satan that's my job
@@solargd7561 cats are dope
I have 7 cats and two dogs and I absolutely love the dogs but cats... the have a cool vibe. They like chillin' with me and they don't stink like dogs 🤷♀️
People talking about dogs vs cats but can we talk about how both of them are ADORABLE?!
They sure are :)
No the cat looks soo bad.
@@shreyashparab3430 You look so bad.
@@merra597 Wtf
@A little bit of Everything yesssss
“I don’t have the emotional capacity for another friend right now”. Wow, that’s scary accurate.
“I haven’t seen him in three days” this is so relatable as a cat owner, my oldest cat would always be in the opposite spot me and my family would be at😂
What kind of cats did y’all have? Mine was literally the SWEETEST cat ever. He never scratched me and if he did, it was when we were playing. He loved getting pet and he was super cuddly. I remember him sleeping inside of my blanket bc he was cold. The purring was the absolute best too.
This is my cat too, he almost always comes over for morning cuddles, and also loves to go under the covers when he’s cold, and he doesn’t scratch. he’s my cuddly baby :3
My kitty Shelby puts her front paws up on my leg and asks for cuddles. My other cats want cuddles all the time too. They are just the sweetest :D
@@chaotic-goodartistry3903 That’s so cute! Idk where people get the idea that all cats are grouchy, but all the cats I’ve had have been so nice and love cuddles. Give your cat a good ol’ boop on the nose for me :D
@@kayyy3132 My cat used to do that as well. He’d also do a little hop so I could pet his head. Then there were those moments where he would plop himself on my back or on my chest. Cutest thing ever!! c:
@@jessie_xo yes I'll give him a nose boop- oh! on that note, I forgot to mention my favorite thing about him! If i make lil kissy noises near him while im petting him, he'll give himself a forehead kiss x3 it's the cutest
People don't like cats because they are not submissive and this is one of the reasons I love cats.
I don't like cats because they don't match my energy level, if I'm honest. They're kinda lowkey. I like an animal who makes their presence felt. Submissiveness has nothing to do with it lol
I agree. Not all dog people but definitely a portion of them
Dog people tend to be control freaks, go figure
@@ronmexico4115 ? on what evidence do you make that claim?
@@moonflame1170 life
I am someone who like both and in my experience it goes like:
Cat people: “ yeah dogs are cute by I prefer cats!”
Dog people: I HATE cats! They are little jerks, they’d never love you like a dog!!!!”
I know lmao. I think dogs are cute but I just like cats better, but if I dare say I hate dogs to a dog person, they would freak out.
Dog people always tell me they hate cats and I just say "okay"
Allure Luck ikr! I also prefer cats.
My whole life I have noticed this terrible double standard.
so true
I have a friend who hates people and dogs, he’s a cat person
The cat person is literally me lmaoooo
I love how he depicts the cat person with the hipster beanie and glasses 😂
Preparing for the endless debates in the comments.
They will end 1 day (when the planet ends)
Lol
You and me both my friend 😳
Honestly seems like most people are actually agreeing haha
Snipz friend?! Are you referring to dogs? You better be! Cats suck!
I don't do pets at all because they're essentially children and I'm not ready to raise a child yet.
BUT......cats are independent. I like an independent pet. So I lean cat.
You still need to take care of a cat and play with it daily. Lol
Cats aren't as independent as you think. They are like having a roommate that likes you; sometimes they just want to chill alone, while other times they want 100% of your attention.
My cats are pretty independent. They only get needy in the evening which is fine since that's around the time I'm just sitting around anyway 😅
cats are children, but like... teenagers. they can do well on their own most of the time, but you gotta make sure to look after them from time to time. i love my cats~
My cat meows 4 in morning at my window begging for food and then disappears for 2-3days
Dog owners always say "he'll calm down, he just has to get to know you" as their holding their dog back from tearing your face off
Yeah... not every dog is like that. If you have always come across dogs like that, then the owners aren't really good owners. It's because dogs that like people need attention from them. Unlike cats who don't give a shit about you.
Stoned Boxer uhhh not true at all, and your comment proves my point. Cats also need to get to know you before they like you. Don’t get hung up on first impressions.
@@ryanhall8770 well I wasn't bragging about working in a vet hospital, I probably should have said that. Also not saying im an expert. But I know from experience... I have come across dogs that are complete assholes (same as cats)
No, correction. I have worked with dogs that are assholes.
Stoned Boxer it’s just personal preference I guess, I tend to prefer cats because they are nicer (yes some people don’t think that) and I’ve been bit and attacked by a lot of dogs. I dont hate dogs but I definitely prefer cats.
Ryan Hall cats are not at all nice though they just claw and scratch their owners
I went into another room and tripped over something on the floor and yelped, and my kitty cat ran over to me as fast as he could to check on me. It was sweet