Male Praying Mantis Escapes Being Eaten Alive By Female After Mating | The Secret Life Of The Zoo

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  • @lisademille996
    @lisademille996 5 років тому +5806

    "Natasha's eating habits are becoming a problem."
    Same here Natasha, same here.

    • @kpeters909
      @kpeters909 5 років тому +32

      LMAO

    • @TheUKNutter
      @TheUKNutter 5 років тому +42

      Pie And Ice cream Your UA-cam name actually makes sense

    • @terrykarafa5169
      @terrykarafa5169 5 років тому +28

      Really hope there not exactly the same and your eating males

    • @yuyyuww9087
      @yuyyuww9087 5 років тому +40

      My name is Natasha and honestly this relates too much
      Except for eating the males

    • @nekotineee
      @nekotineee 5 років тому +2

      @@yuyyuww9087 LOL 😂

  • @eliasalias7851
    @eliasalias7851 5 років тому +2868

    *"Bruce now needs an exit strategy"*
    Words to live by.

  • @Ragnorak-op2js
    @Ragnorak-op2js 5 років тому +3257

    *FEMALE PRAYING MANTIS GETS CLOSER*
    Bruce: Why do I hear boss music?

    • @nunyadamnbidness2531
      @nunyadamnbidness2531 5 років тому +9

      Specifically kajidoh from smrpg.

    • @kyzersoze8408
      @kyzersoze8408 5 років тому +17

      Insert soul of cinder theme🤣🤣🤣

    • @jzi4
      @jzi4 5 років тому +27

      If you have crickets equipped you can avoid the boss fight.

    • @kyzersoze8408
      @kyzersoze8408 5 років тому +8

      jzi4 this is a very accurate portrayal of some of the relationships that men have with women.

    • @Ragnorak-op2js
      @Ragnorak-op2js 5 років тому +2

      Don’t worry guys it’s FAMILY BUSINESS

  • @marinevet4131
    @marinevet4131 5 років тому +3676

    Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase, “looking like a snack”

  • @purebloodwhiteboy
    @purebloodwhiteboy 5 років тому +3205

    He didnt technically escape, his homies pulled him off with tweezers

  • @vibes5024
    @vibes5024 5 років тому +1665

    Baby mantis: where’s daddy.
    Female mantis: he’s the first man who ever escaped me.
    Baby mantis: I want to meet him
    Female mantis: I want to meet him and eat him.

    • @adityarajasekar5138
      @adityarajasekar5138 5 років тому +141

      Male Mantis: *_Drinking beer_*
      Male Mantis: Aye, she was hot. But aye I’m a qui-

    • @MarshWyvern
      @MarshWyvern 5 років тому +35

      Me if I was the baby mantis: I would have ate him too mama just how I ate little Tim

    • @JustCallMeLegion
      @JustCallMeLegion 5 років тому +12

      @@adityarajasekar5138 baby mantis:"Exactly."

    • @VengefulPurity
      @VengefulPurity 5 років тому +7

      Female mantis: Wait, no. I want to meet him, bang him one more time...and THEN eat him.

    • @josem588
      @josem588 9 місяців тому +2

      @@adityarajasekar5138 things like that make me feel fortunate for being a human male and not an spider male or a praying mantis male

  • @terryjones5049
    @terryjones5049 5 років тому +10193

    My man Bruce lives to smash another day.

  • @03samarth
    @03samarth 5 років тому +897

    Male mantis knows he'll be devoured whenever he stops. That's the only reason they last so long XD.

    • @goead
      @goead 4 роки тому +28

      Most likely

    • @mrprince9105
      @mrprince9105 4 роки тому +14

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @gabe-po9yi
      @gabe-po9yi 4 роки тому +8

      03samarth Hahaha, that would explain it.

    • @Fredcat123
      @Fredcat123 4 роки тому +13

      He likes it. She likes it. Why not keep it going?

    • @thumaido264
      @thumaido264 4 роки тому +41

      @@Fredcat123 Actually, only about 6 or 7 species of animals enjoy sex: Humans, dolphins, pigs, bonobos and 1-2 species of primates

  • @ikko2305
    @ikko2305 5 років тому +4354

    "In fact Natasha has eaten all other males in the zoo."
    Oh- so we can no longer see Tony, Steve, Clint and Thor??

    • @dankmemer2774
      @dankmemer2774 5 років тому +453

      Bruce is the strongest avenger of them all. Makes sense.

    • @modjftyej4423
      @modjftyej4423 5 років тому +21

      lol

    • @cunnyman
      @cunnyman 5 років тому +72

      More of Batman Bruce since he's the smartest one but okay...

    • @chloemcgovern5777
      @chloemcgovern5777 5 років тому +13

      😂😂😂

    • @anomaly19851
      @anomaly19851 5 років тому +57

      Natasha's a greedy bitch.

  • @Tallacus
    @Tallacus 7 років тому +3634

    Come on ladies you got to admit Bruce is a cute guy you just want to eat him up

  • @AViewCado69420
    @AViewCado69420 5 років тому +1273

    Bruce: Mates
    Bruce: Successfully escapes being eaten.
    Bruce: *CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH*

    • @dungeonmaster9123
      @dungeonmaster9123 5 років тому +7

      Guido Mista
      You have 16 likes
      16=4+4+4+4
      Heavily sweating*
      Also it matches to your profile picture

    • @NexusKirin
      @NexusKirin 5 років тому +2

      Dungeon Master hold up

    • @wolfiewolfdufrane
      @wolfiewolfdufrane 2 роки тому +1

      *stick bugs*🦗

    • @Jay_san12
      @Jay_san12 2 роки тому

      🤣

  • @dcarbs2979
    @dcarbs2979 5 років тому +926

    He's so gonna be bragging to all the virgin mantis mates

  • @rwade4387
    @rwade4387 5 років тому +839

    Despite the risk, Bruce still put in those pumps.

  • @kaminarichrich6597
    @kaminarichrich6597 5 років тому +3803

    "Natasha has eaten every other male in the zoo,"
    *"except from one"*
    *dramatic music*
    *bruce entered the chat*

    • @thedude9024
      @thedude9024 5 років тому +133

      I can imagine Bruce with a sambrero and a moustache

    • @theonlyjl17
      @theonlyjl17 5 років тому +34

      Ste Fan, lmao, lights a cigarette

    • @A-ROD-oe8wl
      @A-ROD-oe8wl 5 років тому +23

      @@thedude9024 pulls out a Modelo after lol

    • @bwoltje1989
      @bwoltje1989 5 років тому +8

      I dump a bag of males on her

    • @zenalitytdsc8428
      @zenalitytdsc8428 5 років тому +10

      "Every OTHER male" lol

  • @andresavage9109
    @andresavage9109 5 років тому +3589

    Bruh he is living the life they take him to the buns he beat for 24 hours and he got his own Uber x to bring him back home Bruh im jealous

    • @AlexNova126
      @AlexNova126 5 років тому +163

      Mans here living the good life

    • @jayfuu548
      @jayfuu548 5 років тому +33

      😭😭😭😂😂😂

    • @RogerBLEU
      @RogerBLEU 5 років тому +121

      imagine being jealous of an insect who fucked a praying mantis

    • @svtfoe4ever903
      @svtfoe4ever903 5 років тому +85

      @@RogerBLEU I mean hey who wouldn't be jealous?

    • @wawawa8942
      @wawawa8942 5 років тому +73

      @@RogerBLEU imagine NOT being jealous of an insect who fucked a praying mantis

  • @sauserbl7494
    @sauserbl7494 4 роки тому +112

    The man, The myth, The legend, Bruce. Never had so much respect for a mantis. Gives a new meaning to “smash and dash” for male mantises.

  • @kittylicious9270
    @kittylicious9270 5 років тому +847

    Bruce escaping the Kardashian Clan.

  • @simeonl5149
    @simeonl5149 6 років тому +1695

    Baby mantis:Mommy,where's daddy?
    Female mantis:I ate him

  • @giangarcia691
    @giangarcia691 5 років тому +1918

    When you realize they were named after avengers
    Coincidence, i think not

    • @etherealmako
      @etherealmako 5 років тому +74

      natasha got reborn to this??

    • @lucasrobin2788
      @lucasrobin2788 5 років тому +37

      @@bethanyjayva70 Bruce Banner, the hulk, is an avenger

    • @bethanyjayva70
      @bethanyjayva70 5 років тому +14

      @@lucasrobin2788 ohhhhh, I completely forgot about him for a minute xD my bad haha

    • @deimosbf1805
      @deimosbf1805 5 років тому +19

      HOLY SHIT

    • @candicoated2001
      @candicoated2001 5 років тому +8

      Finalky another comment pointed it out. Sounds like they are HulkWidow fans...

  • @trashythedemon4867
    @trashythedemon4867 5 років тому +762

    Natasha: *eats everyone who attempts to smash her*
    Bruce: no one's gonna tango with the rango

    • @totallynotme8153
      @totallynotme8153 5 років тому +6

      Other guys: *Smashes Natasha*
      Natasha: No one's gonna tango with the rango
      That's what you meant to say?

    • @trashythedemon4867
      @trashythedemon4867 5 років тому +13

      @@totallynotme8153 nah, Bruce is a man to not be messed with, Natasha's just a slut

    • @gigatrooper5098
      @gigatrooper5098 5 років тому

      @@totallynotme8153 other way

    • @aRandomwacko
      @aRandomwacko 4 роки тому

      **CRASHES THROUGH LE'WALL** IS THAT A FLOCKING RANGO REFFERENCE!?

    • @BlackTemplar618
      @BlackTemplar618 3 роки тому

      I'mma steal your water.
      Oh fuck. It's gone.
      Oh hey look. A large water jug.

  • @ChrisCurse
    @ChrisCurse 6 років тому +1271

    I like to have a beer with Bruce

  • @RobespierreChelsea
    @RobespierreChelsea 5 років тому +789

    If she's busy with cricket, hit that wicket!

  • @jessemorales1099
    @jessemorales1099 5 років тому +223

    Shout-out to my man Bruce. He hit that and survived. No other male mantis in that zoo had that luck.

  • @armanibiggs3403
    @armanibiggs3403 4 роки тому +245

    Female Mantis: I Love u
    Male Mantis: I Love U to
    Female: So YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH

  • @MJTRadio
    @MJTRadio 5 років тому +416

    "And lives to fight another day."
    Weren't you paying attention, Channel 4? He's a lover, not a fighter.

  • @mushroomhead3619
    @mushroomhead3619 5 років тому +423

    Darling what's for dinner? Wife: You.

    • @spooky_4624
      @spooky_4624 5 років тому +5

      Mushroom Head Natasha be tryna hit that Uno Reversal Card

    • @ipotatosenpai7002
      @ipotatosenpai7002 5 років тому

      Lmao

    • @E1zzzZ
      @E1zzzZ 5 років тому +5

      Male: Oh ho ho let’s go into the bed! 😍
      Female: *bites off leg*
      Male: *AH EY DEFUQUDOING*

  • @Mr121
    @Mr121 5 років тому +923

    That naughty Natasha. He buggered her for 24 hours... what a stud!

    • @eduaguirre5482
      @eduaguirre5482 5 років тому +70

      Yet humans average like a minute on a good day 🤣😂

    • @raulhero3267
      @raulhero3267 5 років тому +31

      yea he smashed a big fucking hoe

    • @alikazerani
      @alikazerani 5 років тому +10

      What Bruce did here ain't called "buggering", my friend. He has much better aim than that.

    • @terrorfire8505
      @terrorfire8505 4 роки тому +1

      @Dami fucked to death lmao

    • @chrismc410
      @chrismc410 4 роки тому +6

      Probably why he lived. He left her quite satisfied.

  • @stealthblu84
    @stealthblu84 5 років тому +120

    0:45 "This is Bruce...the zoo's last hope." Even the music was on point.

  • @feraljim
    @feraljim 5 років тому +573

    Bruce survived because he prayed a lot before her met her.

  • @Wickedkitty-kn2eo
    @Wickedkitty-kn2eo 5 років тому +684

    Mantis logic -
    Life a virgin,
    Die a man..

    • @TheDragon-v7d
      @TheDragon-v7d 5 років тому +4

      @MrGreyjeep it does

    • @Paredinho1
      @Paredinho1 5 років тому +15

      @MrGreyjeep Jesus never exist.

    • @Paredinho1
      @Paredinho1 5 років тому +12

      @MrGreyjeep Prove he exist in some time of the history without using the bible.

    • @dogwater5499
      @dogwater5499 5 років тому +30

      @@Paredinho1 it's been proven that jesus is real. It's never been proven what hes has done is real

    • @stravinskytheterrible8072
      @stravinskytheterrible8072 5 років тому

      Epis response some say Paredinho1 is still looking for proof

  • @empr0digy
    @empr0digy 5 років тому +690

    Baby mantis: Where's my dad?
    Mom mantis: Somewhere...he's the first to ever escape
    Baby mantis:Escape from...what?
    Mom mantis: Escape from me biting his head off
    Baby mantis: what?
    Mom mantis: what?

    • @kuldeepsahoo1717
      @kuldeepsahoo1717 4 роки тому +3

      You are a dreamer 👍🏻😂

    • @koetekage2802
      @koetekage2802 4 роки тому +8

      @1 2 someone is salty...

    • @muyiwaogunmefun4664
      @muyiwaogunmefun4664 4 роки тому +1

      Demise funny Af😂😂😂😂😂

    • @almapenada8528
      @almapenada8528 2 роки тому

      actually they usually eat the males alive, while they're busy mating. male mantises can keeping mating without their heads, so.....

  • @jericaaynegilbuena1721
    @jericaaynegilbuena1721 5 років тому +224

    Man mantis: * "so no head?"

  • @CromieCrusader
    @CromieCrusader 6 років тому +365

    when the child support comes in

  • @copkhan007
    @copkhan007 7 років тому +853

    24 hours ??? Oh My Lord, Bruce Lasted 23 hours and 55 minutes longer then i do, im working on it Bruce, you are my inspiration.

  • @blast1516
    @blast1516 5 років тому +494

    He lasted for 24 hours
    I can barely last for 24 seconds

  • @shaggypulpo6562
    @shaggypulpo6562 5 років тому +84

    Bruce: gets on Natasha's back
    Natasha: what are you doing?
    Bruce: male dominance

    • @jonalynmisalang9447
      @jonalynmisalang9447 3 роки тому +7

      Not to sound... Sexist(?) But I think he deserves being on top, with all of the male animals being treated like dirt. I mean, before, men used to treat women as dirt before the girls began becoming more independent so this is balance

    • @infinitesimotel
      @infinitesimotel 3 роки тому +1

      @@jonalynmisalang9447 That is complete nonsense.

    • @jonalynmisalang9447
      @jonalynmisalang9447 3 роки тому +1

      @@infinitesimotel I know, I'm terrible.
      I'll delete it
      Edit: Forgot to say sorry.
      So, sorry

  • @James-zq7md
    @James-zq7md 5 років тому +542

    I just realized my wife is actually a mantis and I am a dead man walking...

    • @4vendetta1
      @4vendetta1 5 років тому +39

      And he wasn't heard from again

    • @jaybanks2709
      @jaybanks2709 5 років тому +10

      haha good one

    • @volvoc3062
      @volvoc3062 5 років тому +10

      Hello, are you alive?

    • @volvoc3062
      @volvoc3062 5 років тому +7

      @J Style Rest in peace to a fallen soldier

    • @boogie7972
      @boogie7972 5 років тому +8

      ok boomer

  • @GamingXPOfficial
    @GamingXPOfficial 6 років тому +681

    Number one rule dont spoon

  • @souldude151
    @souldude151 7 років тому +659

    Escape? The mantis showed no desire to escape at all.

    • @crystalangelasmith2962
      @crystalangelasmith2962 7 років тому +77

      yeah he wanted to keep going at it even longer XD

    • @scranbob123
      @scranbob123 7 років тому +110

      They've actually evolved to be okay with the females eating them because it gives the male's chance at passing on his genes a boost (if the female is well nourished, even by male mantis, then she has a better chance of producing viable eggs)

    • @martink4980
      @martink4980 7 років тому +74

      El Bottoo says the armchair critic with little biology knowledge

    • @martink4980
      @martink4980 7 років тому +41

      El Bottoo and we are supposed 2 listen to u, right. mr el bottoo seller of curtains of the local neihboorhood..
      the fuck are u.

    • @scranbob123
      @scranbob123 7 років тому +17

      I see how you could assume some scientific fact has become fallacy after many years of change and better understanding, but unless you have counter evidence that holds as much weight as currently believed information on mantis behavior, then the current knowledge stands as fact

  • @nikki51964
    @nikki51964 5 років тому +315

    So glad you saved him but boy she was pissed!

    • @zarzamora9240
      @zarzamora9240 5 років тому +3

      @memnok magee That is so machista hahaha

    • @Ncraft2
      @Ncraft2 4 роки тому +4

      @memnok magee Exactly women never understands a man they think we dont feel what they feel.

    • @Ncraft2
      @Ncraft2 4 роки тому

      @sos sos Pretty sure no one above is sad

    • @Ncraft2
      @Ncraft2 4 роки тому

      @sos sos Of waht?

    • @Ncraft2
      @Ncraft2 4 роки тому

      @sos sos You asked me why you are pissed? How would I know?

  • @ΧειμερινήΔυσλειτουργία

    They actually gave names to mantises?

    • @andrewchen1853
      @andrewchen1853 7 років тому +24

      I would

    • @tacocat_6376
      @tacocat_6376 7 років тому +147

      your parents gave u a name

    • @jasperasis5209
      @jasperasis5209 6 років тому

      taCocat_63 7 ...and you take it on...

    • @SAMMIsLIFE
      @SAMMIsLIFE 6 років тому +2

      Why not

    • @ERrnesST
      @ERrnesST 6 років тому +19

      taCocat_64 7 I wasn't given a name until I survived the wilderness on my own for a year after I turned 7. After I came back I quickly learned of the internet and have never left my room since.

  • @lt3457
    @lt3457 6 років тому +565

    this comment section, gold

  • @xaniac2429
    @xaniac2429 5 років тому +379

    Damn.. Bruce is my kind of guy! Laid back and doesn't talk that much, would be nice to grab a drink with this fellow!

    • @jimmybaldwin737
      @jimmybaldwin737 5 років тому +8

      Xaniac omg. You just made me laugh so hard. Brilliant comment

    • @xaniac2429
      @xaniac2429 5 років тому +1

      @@jimmybaldwin737 thank you!

    • @Snyde91
      @Snyde91 5 років тому +4

      My name's Bruce and I fit that description. But I stopped drinking, I'm afraid.

    • @xaniac2429
      @xaniac2429 5 років тому

      @@Snyde91 darn

    • @Snyde91
      @Snyde91 5 років тому

      I suppose I could make an exception for you and have a few pints of beer.

  • @fendergibson2615
    @fendergibson2615 5 років тому +57

    Bruce: "Can't you see that i'm holding on so that I can fulfill my purpose? You humans just don't understand nature!" 😂

  • @bruh7196
    @bruh7196 6 років тому +1101

    Some of the comments are including really funny and clever jokes
    This is rare for youtube

    • @feitraspace4801
      @feitraspace4801 6 років тому +3

      özgür uras akkoyun yes people can get over 1k likes for repeating a line

    • @debshreebasu8137
      @debshreebasu8137 6 років тому +1

      özgür uras akkoyun trust me. this is not rare

    • @phytealia117
      @phytealia117 6 років тому +2

      People are only good at making innopropriate jokes

    • @four2773
      @four2773 6 років тому

      you must be viewing the wrong channels then

    • @deadaccount3859
      @deadaccount3859 6 років тому

      All i just see are people and their comments doing whatever they're prayers are saying to the mantis

  • @strangesfm
    @strangesfm 7 років тому +1496

    isnt this considered porn?

    • @mrgears3045
      @mrgears3045 7 років тому +11

      Strange Productions SFM no

    • @sixomula
      @sixomula 7 років тому +118

      Dino King yes it's basically filmed sex

    • @paulmackenan6043
      @paulmackenan6043 7 років тому +80

      Strange SFM only if it gets you sexually aroused. Then it's porn

    • @aleexwh
      @aleexwh 7 років тому +129

      Paul Mackenan But I am getting aroused.

    • @icaruskid2003
      @icaruskid2003 7 років тому +99

      Humans are animals
      Just because it doesn't arouse you, doesn't mean it's not porn
      I am not sexually aroused by child pornography, but that doesn't mean it's not porn, because it is classified as such.

  • @TragoudistrosMPH
    @TragoudistrosMPH 5 років тому +303

    3:49 Bruce: NOOO! I said I'd *die* for her! 😭

  • @jimmythefish2300
    @jimmythefish2300 5 років тому +32

    N: Oh, your approaching me? Instead of running away, you are approaching me?
    B: I cant mate you without getting closer
    N: then come as close as you like

  • @fionnbarrcasey5247
    @fionnbarrcasey5247 5 років тому +753

    “And lives to fight another day”
    More like, “and lives to f***k another day”😂

  • @SleepingSounds425
    @SleepingSounds425 6 років тому +246

    He’s beauty
    He’s grace
    He be smashing for the race

  • @fabianschafer9311
    @fabianschafer9311 7 років тому +509

    What? Natasha "Romanov" and Bruce "Banner"? ^^

    • @Malsavahara
      @Malsavahara 7 років тому +24

      i9fasc7 PP im suprised this isnt pinned yet

    • @lethalkingloyalty438plays9
      @lethalkingloyalty438plays9 7 років тому +31

      No Bruce Wayne BATMANTIS

    • @skipper7316
      @skipper7316 6 років тому +3

      i9fasc7 PP just fucking kill me already

    • @synzap
      @synzap 6 років тому +1

      Good one.

    • @FallTigerKisa
      @FallTigerKisa 6 років тому +4

      I am SO glad I'm not the only one who immediately thought that

  • @robinwiggie
    @robinwiggie 3 роки тому +49

    i had 2 ghost mantises, i thought they where both male, i even tried counting the segments so i was pretty sure. until the last mold of 1 mantis i noticed he had female parts, and before the ugly truth hit me the next day, i was already to late. when i checked on the mantises the female was eating the male. i just had to sit and stare at my pet mantis that i raised getting eaten by his supposed friend. she started in the middle and lierally bend him in half and then snapped him off. his head was just laying there in my terrarium. It was pretty painfull.

    • @gin9561
      @gin9561 2 роки тому +2

      You should’ve avenged him

    • @billyjoe8185
      @billyjoe8185 2 роки тому +7

      Rip my man

    • @tegamingother
      @tegamingother 2 роки тому +8

      What a woman... 😵‍💫

    • @Lichenroc
      @Lichenroc 2 роки тому

      She's a man eater alright.

    • @josem588
      @josem588 9 місяців тому

      @@tegamingother apparently humans are the only species that has consensual sex

  • @Roberta_Trevino
    @Roberta_Trevino 5 років тому +683

    He prottec
    He attac
    But more importantly,
    He doesn't become after sex snac

    • @aminesheik1926
      @aminesheik1926 5 років тому +4

      Roberta Trevino I’m dead

    • @Thorin632
      @Thorin632 5 років тому +1

      Roberta Trevino 😂😂😂😂🔥🔥👍

    • @bxtchpudding8074
      @bxtchpudding8074 5 років тому +6

      Lmfao i hate these but that was funny😂😂

    • @lakendulaney04
      @lakendulaney04 5 років тому

      eww ur sick in the head

    • @thebrandonrobert5693
      @thebrandonrobert5693 5 років тому +1

      He protec
      He attac
      But more importantly,
      *OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST*

  • @Rigoberto1117
    @Rigoberto1117 7 років тому +433

    my boy made it out

  • @psk5896
    @psk5896 5 років тому +575

    He protec
    He attac
    He mated
    And most importantly
    He is not snac

    • @toppy7063
      @toppy7063 5 років тому +30

      He protecc
      He attac
      He escape to be a snac
      But most importantly he release his ball sacc

    • @SirLouSkunt
      @SirLouSkunt 5 років тому

      Backpack BOI
      He protecc
      He attacc
      But most in importantly
      He hit it from the bacc
      Without being snacc

  • @BLKBRDSR71
    @BLKBRDSR71 5 років тому +145

    When humans mate: Gotta pull out to avoid child support
    Male mantis mate: This is where my life ends, and my legacy begins...
    24 hrs later: Human saves male with tweezers
    Male mantis: F*CK MY LEGACY!

    • @Svetlana-zk1kw
      @Svetlana-zk1kw 5 років тому +2

      *laughs*amazing comment!

    • @lapu2407
      @lapu2407 3 роки тому +2

      This is a case where something is actually underrated

  • @mujakkirisamiah
    @mujakkirisamiah 6 років тому +754

    Grab and smash then run like flash

  • @JoeIIama
    @JoeIIama 5 років тому +169

    “He May be short in stature, but the male mantis is surprisingly long on stamina” okay I see what you did there narrator... it’s ON...

  • @mthemaxim5703
    @mthemaxim5703 7 років тому +130

    Natasha: COME BACK HERE!!!!!!!
    Bruce: see ya :)

    • @leozanna2861
      @leozanna2861 7 років тому +5

      M Mikix Maximus "If he won't take care of my children, who will?"

    • @ryann7466
      @ryann7466 7 років тому +2

      M Mikix Maximus oh shut Natasha did not want Bruce to stop XD

    • @rgygduysdgyuygsduysd
      @rgygduysdgyuygsduysd 7 років тому +3

      Probably her sexual climax is eating Bruce's head.

  • @balto2455
    @balto2455 5 років тому +89

    she protecc
    she attacc
    but most importantly...
    she wants her snack bacc

  • @anonymoushacker8267
    @anonymoushacker8267 7 років тому +233

    3:56 more like “and lives to f**k another day”

  • @meekmeads
    @meekmeads 5 років тому +119

    Bruce may have escaped being a snack, but Family Court will make Bruce pay that child support and alimony.

    • @ethnicleanserberg7975
      @ethnicleanserberg7975 5 років тому +9

      @james calderon no body told you to reproduce nigga. You could have easily smashed with out having children. RIP

    • @prot07ype87
      @prot07ype87 5 років тому +1

      @@ethnicleanserberg7975 Victim-blaming.

    • @ethnicleanserberg7975
      @ethnicleanserberg7975 5 років тому +10

      @@prot07ype87 well mate, if you intentionally kept your door open at night you should expect getting robbed, it's not entirely your fault, but you shouldn't bitch about it

    • @mariananda5733
      @mariananda5733 5 років тому

      @james calderon You love your kids?

  • @Jazzmeister
    @Jazzmeister 5 років тому +392

    This sounds like an avengers reference
    “Natasha” and “Bruce”

  • @ryatt9365
    @ryatt9365 5 років тому +26

    1:45 Bruce over here clapping cheeks. 😂

  • @soul6733
    @soul6733 5 років тому +183

    Came for culture. Stayed for comments.

  • @yellowsoy2475
    @yellowsoy2475 7 років тому +2424

    Bruce: I like big butts and I can not lie. Helllllooooo how you doin?
    Natasha: (eating cricket)
    Bruce: Not a talker huh? That's ok I shall just hop up here. Give ya nice little shiatsu massage, deliver my little package then be on my way.
    24 hours later
    Bruce: Oi vey that was good. Hey you want to know my secret identity?
    Natasha: No but I know what your new identity is going to be
    Human tries to pick up Bruce
    Natasha: Oi WTF get off bitch.
    Human rescues Bruce
    Bruce: I'M BATMANTIS

  • @larkunique4932
    @larkunique4932 6 років тому +37

    Instead of becoming Dinner, Bruce became the first winner

  • @BleakInk
    @BleakInk 5 років тому +41

    meanwhile for humans, being married increases a dude's expected lifespan

  • @cruddyclips5915
    @cruddyclips5915 7 років тому +324

    the reason he tapped her on the back is because he so small he cant connect his abdomen to hers. so he taps her requesting that she moves her abdomen to the right so he can reach her. also sexual canniblism is rare with that species so he would've been fine especially if you fed her allot.

    • @cruddyclips5915
      @cruddyclips5915 7 років тому +3

      haha lol true

    • @cruddyclips5915
      @cruddyclips5915 7 років тому +1

      Feli Kun was she a Mantis or a girl cuz they both do that 😂

    • @yummyflakes8510
      @yummyflakes8510 7 років тому +81

      Not really. Remember that the other male mantes were already eaten by that one female mantis. So, the odds are clearly against him. He clearly needed human intervention to survive.

    • @edbassmasterplaylists4169
      @edbassmasterplaylists4169 7 років тому

      Phantom Shinobi so its complete click bait

    • @chartdafart5787
      @chartdafart5787 7 років тому +14

      Phantom Shinobi no that’s wrong. Completely canibalism is very common in these sp and also the tapping is to calm.

  • @redtsun67
    @redtsun67 5 років тому +148

    Mission control this is bruce, operation is a success.
    "copy that bruce, you better get out of there"
    *negative mission control, too dangerous. Gonna need an evac*

    • @johnchukwudum673
      @johnchukwudum673 5 років тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😀😀😀😀😁😁😁😁😁😁

    • @johnchukwudum673
      @johnchukwudum673 5 років тому

      Bruce in not getting any reinforcements

    • @chrismc410
      @chrismc410 4 роки тому

      Hot LZ. Need Extraction and expedite

    • @Fredcat123
      @Fredcat123 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂

  • @jyavant
    @jyavant 6 років тому +260

    1 day of love-making. Goddamn.

  • @odallard
    @odallard 5 років тому +9

    Bruce: (Is thirsty)
    Natasha: (Is hungry)

  • @jefv2882
    @jefv2882 6 років тому +151

    All other male mantis die from snu snu.😂😂🤣

    • @kadaleyes
      @kadaleyes 6 років тому

      OMG I LAUGHED SO DAMN HARD!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @13syt
      @13syt 6 років тому

      Futurama :D

  • @Deo387
    @Deo387 7 років тому +248

    SHES A MAN EATER!

    • @vandagylon2885
      @vandagylon2885 6 років тому +17

      deo387 Oh-ohh, here she comes, watch out boy, she'll chew you up.

    • @hexmaniacgabby5160
      @hexmaniacgabby5160 6 років тому +3

      deo387 Thanks, now that song is going to proceed to play in my head for the rest of the week.

    • @vandagylon2885
      @vandagylon2885 6 років тому +1

      Hex Maniac Gabby No problem

    • @imsentinelprime9279
      @imsentinelprime9279 6 років тому

      deo387 ?!?!?!?!?!

    • @Ronldbx6
      @Ronldbx6 6 років тому

      Dat reference 😊

  • @imanolsaldana9187
    @imanolsaldana9187 6 років тому +86

    0:40 LAST MAN STANDING

    • @daniel-9120
      @daniel-9120 6 років тому +1

      Imanol Saldana Complete the mission

  • @damotoneko1500
    @damotoneko1500 4 роки тому +33

    "Hey! I was saving him for desert!"
    "Worst dinner date ever."

    • @melofox._
      @melofox._ 3 роки тому +2

      At least he’s safe!

  • @zkyvn_6371
    @zkyvn_6371 6 років тому +112

    Don't mind me just putting a bookmark here, so I can come back, and read these funny comments 😂💀💀

    • @AnNguyen-mv5jt
      @AnNguyen-mv5jt 6 років тому

      zkyvn _ Wait how do you marked a video?

    • @zkyvn_6371
      @zkyvn_6371 6 років тому +2

      An Nguyen No, the comment is left as a reminder, or can make a list, and add the video.

    • @kingkong4720
      @kingkong4720 6 років тому

      Same here...

    • @IonicSuperNova
      @IonicSuperNova 6 років тому

      Same

  • @diegoooaya
    @diegoooaya 6 років тому +250

    My man Bruce getting some

  • @crustydoodlesack9117
    @crustydoodlesack9117 7 років тому +616

    I wish I could last 24 hours

    • @benjaminrowell
      @benjaminrowell 7 років тому +26

      Crusty Doodlesack 😂😂😂

    • @IivingdeadgirIl
      @IivingdeadgirIl 7 років тому +1

      I can :3

    • @kuraes
      @kuraes 7 років тому +64

      ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ItzMoonPie The cat ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ Bitch i bet you can't last 30 seconds shut the fuck up.

    • @jaunlopez4547
      @jaunlopez4547 7 років тому

      Crusty Doodlesack same

    • @dragonboimmdvideos
      @dragonboimmdvideos 6 років тому +1

      Hi I'm Phil lmaoooo

  • @freshlysaltedfishing8500
    @freshlysaltedfishing8500 4 роки тому +11

    Bruce was like "hell no I need round 2!".

  • @TB__-
    @TB__- 5 років тому +107

    Boink your date then relocate.

  • @pastlink98
    @pastlink98 7 років тому +302

    Video was very informative. And the girl with the glasses, very cute and even cuter smile. She seemed very passionate about the mantis and their mating ritual.

  • @TheXWOLFProduction
    @TheXWOLFProduction 7 років тому +163

    Awww, Bruce stayed with her even after mating. He didn't look like he wanted to escape!

    • @sydn2698
      @sydn2698 6 років тому +92

      X-RAPTORR He was suicidal

    • @gumdoll8704
      @gumdoll8704 6 років тому +1

      lol

    • @HeLow005
      @HeLow005 6 років тому

      this made my day

    • @wahahah
      @wahahah 6 років тому +5

      Bruce: Doesn't matter, can has sex. Me Likely!

    • @TheDustyFairyyy
      @TheDustyFairyyy 6 років тому +7

      X-RAPTORR no sudden movements if he moved she would have tried to snatch him 🤣

  • @TheBiakko
    @TheBiakko 4 роки тому +9

    “They have been mating continuously for the last 24 hours”... I wouldn’t mind dying after that.

  • @deadpooljr13
    @deadpooljr13 7 років тому +41

    damn bruce must have been really backed up.

  • @tavoncharles416
    @tavoncharles416 6 років тому +70

    Natasha didnt want Bruce to go no where. He was taming that mantis booty... She was mad the zoo keeper took her boy toy away.. lol

    • @kawaiipanda6850
      @kawaiipanda6850 6 років тому +12

      Tavon Charles She was mad she didn’t get to take a bite out of him...literally.

    • @tavoncharles416
      @tavoncharles416 6 років тому +2

      Kawaii Panda she had all the time in the world and she missed her chance.. i mean doing it for that long.. she was liking it

    • @masspwnagedGames
      @masspwnagedGames 6 років тому +3

      Dude they kill and eat the males no matter what. it takes forever normally anyways

  • @harun2486
    @harun2486 6 років тому +75

    Kids...
    Be like Bruce.

  • @nathannelson6843
    @nathannelson6843 3 роки тому +7

    Mantids are such beautiful and unique creatures. I love to find them in the summer and fall.

  • @anirbanbhattacharya9185
    @anirbanbhattacharya9185 5 років тому +151

    Bruce Banner
    Natasha Romanoff.
    Fitting analogy.

  • @christopherlewis1315
    @christopherlewis1315 5 років тому +29

    "And lives to f***, another day."

    • @johnchukwudum673
      @johnchukwudum673 5 років тому +1

      You know what's sad and funny 2:10 - 2:18
      He lasts longer than everyone (every single man)
      My man Bruce is such stallion, his a warrior, his a stud.

  • @skoety-wj8ds
    @skoety-wj8ds 5 років тому +19

    All male mantis except Bruce: Eaten by female.
    Bruce: I see no God up here other than ME.

  • @DonPeyote420
    @DonPeyote420 4 роки тому +6

    What's interesting is that Bruce didn't seem like he wanted to let go either, even though he's facing almost certain death - his nature requires him to stay there until the female's gonna snatch at him

  • @jamazur10
    @jamazur10 5 років тому +35

    0:27 'Doing the Deed...but there's no Head'

  • @DM-uz7lf
    @DM-uz7lf 5 років тому +58

    Stamina ladies.....Its all about the stamina XD

  • @SaintDre7
    @SaintDre7 7 років тому +527

    Wow theyre like real life women.

    • @bt4308
      @bt4308 7 років тому +72

      women eat the men's money

    • @brahms3390
      @brahms3390 7 років тому +13

      little insurance money and some hawt sauce
      5 stars

    • @SadEyes1412
      @SadEyes1412 7 років тому

      SaintDre7 lol

    • @utopia2134
      @utopia2134 7 років тому +19

      Child support

    • @mstayup688
      @mstayup688 7 років тому

      EpicGameGalHD even the szechuan sauce?

  • @ioannispolemarkhos7364
    @ioannispolemarkhos7364 5 років тому +70

    And then Bruce joins the MGTOW movement- Mantis Going Their Own Way

    • @WarioWorld2000
      @WarioWorld2000 4 роки тому +5

      more like Mantis Going To Own Whores

    • @travisbickle4360
      @travisbickle4360 4 роки тому +7

      Mantis getting Triggered by woman

    • @AWDfreak
      @AWDfreak 4 роки тому +2

      Criminally-underrated comment

  • @mohakthisside76
    @mohakthisside76 5 років тому +24

    Me - I'll manage my time better now.
    Me at 2 a.m. - Watching mantis mating hoping he doesn't gets eaten up & imagining what if he still hasn't ejected and they separated just to save his life for another day in a zoo.

  • @Mirvra
    @Mirvra 5 років тому +21

    More like at the end there when the tweezers came out and Bruce gets grabbed.
    Bruce: What the?!? No!!!! I WAS GETTING READY FOR ROUND 2!!!!
    Natasha: Hey! Get back here with my dinner... er... I mean my man, you hussy!!!

  • @alexei5285
    @alexei5285 7 років тому +25

    My nigga hit it and quit it😂😂

  • @someguy394
    @someguy394 2 роки тому +3

    Bruce after he finishes mating is just like
    "Mum come pick me up. I'm scared"