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  • What can a spider do to impress a female when faced with mating or being killed? Taken from Life Story.
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  • @Starnech
    @Starnech 4 роки тому +18344

    "He matched her expectations...but she kills him anyway."
    Feels bad man.

    • @gergolaky3624
      @gergolaky3624 4 роки тому +55

      Cam B yup

    • @Gillysaurxx
      @Gillysaurxx 4 роки тому +1224

      Sounds like a typical woman to me

    • @gagemead27
      @gagemead27 4 роки тому +170

      @@Gillysaurxx LMAO!!!

    • @i6tir
      @i6tir 4 роки тому +313

      Don't ever follow spider silk with the scent of a female!

    • @cosmiccrazy4557
      @cosmiccrazy4557 4 роки тому +301

      He still hit that tho

  • @SageTrimarco
    @SageTrimarco 4 роки тому +7588

    When you thought she said Netflix and chill, but she actually said Netflix and Kill

  • @theblackpearlofbraavos
    @theblackpearlofbraavos 2 роки тому +647

    The man's evasive maneuvers skills were master class.

  • @raquelserrano2403
    @raquelserrano2403 2 роки тому +550

    1:19 She literally jumped behind him to scare him. She truly enjoys her role😂.

  • @awetistic5295
    @awetistic5295 4 роки тому +5613

    Spider boy: dances
    Spider girl: tries to eat him
    Spider boy: dAnCE InTensIfiES

    • @felipemessias9602
      @felipemessias9602 4 роки тому +52

      The secret of life

    • @pi7137
      @pi7137 4 роки тому +36

      @@orbeezeater 🤣🤣 just start scrolling through your fortnite dances

    • @justsomeguywithasurprisede4059
      @justsomeguywithasurprisede4059 4 роки тому +13

      @@orbeezeater She stabs you while you keep dancing

    • @-w-2725
      @-w-2725 4 роки тому +20

      intensifies to cOFFin dAnCe :O

    • @ThisNameIsNotOriginal
      @ThisNameIsNotOriginal 4 роки тому +15

      @@orbeezeater I'm pretty sure if you bust out a virgin dance like the nae nae you would be getting gutted lol.

  • @karywhelpley3961
    @karywhelpley3961 5 років тому +13588

    ‘Mommy, what was Daddy like?’
    ‘He was delicious.’

    • @MegaSexybitch0
      @MegaSexybitch0 5 років тому +1097

      "He was the best dancer i ever saw..... And he tasted like chicken"

    • @seifixnetwork4663
      @seifixnetwork4663 5 років тому +79

      Lmao

    • @Kiemixo
      @Kiemixo 5 років тому +51

      Hehe 😋

    • @kevinsanchez-sanchez3628
      @kevinsanchez-sanchez3628 5 років тому +19

      Kiena Rashindara lol

    • @evaraee7083
      @evaraee7083 5 років тому +124

      Later she sacrifice her life to her children, her children chew her alive!

  • @samanthav563
    @samanthav563 Рік тому +736

    I literally don't understand how this was filmed so well with so much detail. Amazing job!!

    • @edmann1820
      @edmann1820 Рік тому +95

      They set it up. It's filmed in a tank. They control everything and then they are extremely patient until the creatures do what they want them to do. I know it sucks. A bit like finding out santa isn't real.

    • @-Be4st-
      @-Be4st- Рік тому +52

      @@edmann1820 he isn't real?

    • @thepsychologist8159
      @thepsychologist8159 Рік тому +20

      @@-Be4st- Remember, it's not reality but the perception of reality. It's real if you believe it is. In the case of a child, they will believe Santa is real until they discover he doesn't exist - whether he's actual real or not.

    • @FredPlanatia
      @FredPlanatia Рік тому +6

      @@edmann1820 so he wandered through the casting couch graveyard, thinking. "this is it. I AM the star!"

    • @VivisDoomsday
      @VivisDoomsday Рік тому +22

      @@edmann1820 Idk if the Santa analogy applies very well here. There's a difference between staged and fake.

  • @disappointed7977
    @disappointed7977 3 роки тому +91

    The female: my milkshake brings all the boys to the GrAvEyarD🎼💅

  • @peterturner345
    @peterturner345 7 років тому +7414

    "...She kills him any way" lol Damn man
    dancing, sex, AND a meal. Guy gives it all lol and still gets the fangs.

    • @samuraimel8839
      @samuraimel8839 7 років тому +67

      Peter Turner HAHAHAHAH IM DYING 😹

    • @fyhdhgg
      @fyhdhgg 7 років тому +113

      Peter Turner like most guys today

    • @nurmalabunda5349
      @nurmalabunda5349 7 років тому +80

      COME ON GUYS LETS DO THE SPIDER DANCE !

    • @ladyplaguedoctor2920
      @ladyplaguedoctor2920 7 років тому +40

      Rainbow Martinez *_It's like supporting women's right and interests.Which that is pretty stupid._*

    • @ladyplaguedoctor2920
      @ladyplaguedoctor2920 7 років тому +12

      Rainbow Martinez ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @AppiusOS
    @AppiusOS 7 років тому +4401

    0:23 he's so nervous he starts wiping the sweat off his brow

  • @Kraglin09
    @Kraglin09 2 роки тому +128

    I hate spiders with a burning passion but the little dance he did was the most adorable thing I seen.

    • @Kat-mu8wq
      @Kat-mu8wq 4 місяці тому +8

      Jumping spiders are incredibly tiny. Not even worth being scared of.

  • @NathanSmith-hs9tn
    @NathanSmith-hs9tn 3 роки тому +31

    Bruh when the music came on and his legs went up is comedic gold

  • @Billbeaux
    @Billbeaux 5 років тому +7352

    He has to avoid her killing him and dance at the same time.
    Impressive

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 5 років тому +57

      Billbo88 most impressive

    • @senseipj1222
      @senseipj1222 5 років тому +118

      Sadly he died 😭

    • @sahar9261
      @sahar9261 5 років тому +7

      😂

    • @Arcanefungus
      @Arcanefungus 5 років тому +102

      @@senseipj1222 Nah, his sole purpose was to mate and then to die. That way the female has all the energy she needs to make lots and lots of eggs

    • @txsteakman93
      @txsteakman93 5 років тому +16

      Unfortunately his luck ran out

  • @rafamartindominguez3196
    @rafamartindominguez3196 4 роки тому +3891

    Female: *Tries to kill male*
    Male: "Oh, so you have chosen DANCE?"

  • @kevinsooextra
    @kevinsooextra Рік тому +69

    I used to date a girl like this once

  • @enderslime2090
    @enderslime2090 Рік тому +89

    Male spider: "cha cha real smooth"
    Female spider: "ok I'm bored" attacks
    Male spider: dodges
    Female spider: :0

  • @silly_goof
    @silly_goof 4 роки тому +6774

    This is the most intense Romantic thriller I've ever seen

    • @peacebewithu9684
      @peacebewithu9684 4 роки тому +15

      Obviously you haven’t seen the Twilight saga

    • @trizzymayne213
      @trizzymayne213 4 роки тому +80

      Better love story than twilight

    • @InadeguateFandom
      @InadeguateFandom 4 роки тому +1

      Purple Pavalova like humans

    • @TheMschick22
      @TheMschick22 4 роки тому +16

      Yes, Twilight was boring and dismal. This is award winning!! Edge of your seat thrills!!

    • @Ketsueki69
      @Ketsueki69 4 роки тому +6

      Now imagine it in anime

  • @ThatLonelyMeatball
    @ThatLonelyMeatball 4 роки тому +2051

    That moment when he went
    "\\🙂//"
    I felt that....

  • @literallyshaking8019
    @literallyshaking8019 11 місяців тому +84

    Can we take a moment to appreciate the absolutely phenomenal camera work it took to get these shots. To keep the focus and lighting on creatures so small, who move so much and so quick must’ve taken an absolute master to accomplish.

    • @PinkeySuavo
      @PinkeySuavo 2 місяці тому

      I missed the moment of acceptance though :( it was suddenly sex scene

  • @introvertmalie
    @introvertmalie Рік тому +30

    "But-she kills him anyway."
    May very well have been the most entertaining moment of my night.

  • @jessiedeemz7436
    @jessiedeemz7436 3 роки тому +4455

    get pregnant, have his babies and take his life insurance

  • @clarkkent2772
    @clarkkent2772 4 роки тому +2571

    "...and that kids, is how I ate....I mean met your father.."

    • @fillinggap2317
      @fillinggap2317 3 роки тому +11

      Himym reference😃

    • @lordlofus1399
      @lordlofus1399 3 роки тому +12

      Kids:Bitch your next

    • @SSS20025
      @SSS20025 3 роки тому +1

      @@lordlofus1399 lmao😂

    • @ReggieBoi
      @ReggieBoi 3 роки тому +1

      Your comment is legen.. wait for it..

    • @crankieify
      @crankieify 3 роки тому +1

      @@ReggieBoi been waiting

  • @jonwayne70
    @jonwayne70 2 роки тому +45

    Imagine if you were able to mate with a woman using only a dance, but she was able to leap at you at a 100 mph and had kitchen knifes in both hands just in case she didn't like you!

  • @thebrownman1648
    @thebrownman1648 3 роки тому +56

    Until now I didn't know that a spider dancing to literally save his life was something I needed to see.

    • @Kat-mu8wq
      @Kat-mu8wq 4 місяці тому

      Unfortunately he made the mistake of turning his back to her.

  • @lazylemonislazy5956
    @lazylemonislazy5956 4 роки тому +2901

    Look at him wiping his forehead
    He’s so nervous

    • @sarahkilo3606
      @sarahkilo3606 4 роки тому +147

      3:56 look at him reaching for freedom as she kills him.
      He's in pain saying "noooooooooooo!"

    • @stuxda
      @stuxda 4 роки тому +8

      Or the pulp fiction dance lol

    • @rhunter42dragon
      @rhunter42dragon 4 роки тому +19

      Saw the same thing on 'Seven Worlds, One Planet.'
      Female: Doesn't try to attack.
      Male: Wipes Forehead. "Phew, so far, so good."

    • @danielmconnolly7
      @danielmconnolly7 4 роки тому +1

      @@sarahkilo3606
      Lunch.

    • @danielmconnolly7
      @danielmconnolly7 4 роки тому +13

      That dude has (had) some serious swag, danced his ass off for her, and this is the thanks he gets...? 🤨

  • @100ververis
    @100ververis 4 роки тому +8127

    This has everything romance,suspense,musical, drama, murder and cannibalism. More than most movies and it’s real.

    • @leileikhine922
      @leileikhine922 3 роки тому +140

      And it is called nature

    • @asimali1583
      @asimali1583 3 роки тому +191

      And comedy when he says "she kills him any ways "😅

    • @Robloxgamer-jx7kr
      @Robloxgamer-jx7kr 3 роки тому +49

      Nature is better than netflix then

    • @Tetopettenson1
      @Tetopettenson1 3 роки тому +40

      @@Robloxgamer-jx7kr BBC Earth more addicting than netflix original

    • @zubb1585
      @zubb1585 3 роки тому +3

      @@Tetopettenson1 lol true

  • @mjleger4555
    @mjleger4555 Рік тому +51

    I love David Attenborough's narration, he is so knowledgeable and interesting to listen to and he knows about every kind of animal species!

    • @ngastakvakis4425
      @ngastakvakis4425 Рік тому +8

      He is given a script to read; it's not about his knowledge, it's about his narration.

    • @mjleger4555
      @mjleger4555 Рік тому

      @@ngastakvakis4425 Jealous, are you?! -- it's showing! I'll bet you haven't even been to 20% of the places Attenborough has been nor read the nature information he's read and knows! Yes, he is a good narrator but he also KNOWS what he is talking about! When you are equally as talented and informed, THEN, and only then, do we wish to converse with or hear from -- you!

    • @nugsymalone1247
      @nugsymalone1247 11 місяців тому +1

      Entomologists are the real heroes, them and the people that captured this footage

    • @mjleger4555
      @mjleger4555 11 місяців тому

      @@nugsymalone1247 TRUE! Wildlife cameramen are a special breed of professional! What they capture on film is some of the best footage possible, and extremely interesting. Look at the closeup of that male jumping spider, (poor little guy doesn't know mating is the last thing he'll ever do!)

  • @kristinaxfrost
    @kristinaxfrost 2 роки тому +42

    "The spider is faced with a dilemma: stay alive, or get laid... stay alive, or get laid..."
    Spider: Eh, YOLO *keeps walking*

    • @gavingreenhorn
      @gavingreenhorn 2 роки тому +1

      Don't think they can choose to go against the procreation programming, like we humans can.

    • @KamilBuffenmyer
      @KamilBuffenmyer 2 роки тому +1

      @@gavingreenhorn We as humans still can't. If you don't get laid you begin to fill in the hole with another reptilian action. For example : overeating, or oversleeping.

    • @wagonstation3709
      @wagonstation3709 2 роки тому

      Males can't fight the urge......

    • @gabriellebraswell3306
      @gabriellebraswell3306 2 роки тому +1

      Zzfrank1 reference Nice 👍🙂

  • @ariannayoung5625
    @ariannayoung5625 3 роки тому +3070

    That mantis over here watching while eating popcorn like “ *Omg, Samantha gurl if you don’t eat him after, I WILL* “

    • @ArduousAudra
      @ArduousAudra 3 роки тому +124

      LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @-deviant-
      @-deviant- 3 роки тому +40

      🤣🤣

    • @deenaronayne4478
      @deenaronayne4478 3 роки тому +109

      I wrote a short play after watching this, changed the praying mantis to a bee character that had seen it all before and offers the suitor advice.

    • @calamity2383
      @calamity2383 3 роки тому +32

      @@deenaronayne4478
      Dude link please

    • @mickythebricky9634
      @mickythebricky9634 3 роки тому +5

      😄🤣😂😆

  • @VistaManiac93
    @VistaManiac93 7 років тому +2670

    Still a better story than twilight. lol

    • @kemperc0079
      @kemperc0079 7 років тому +2

      xD

    • @ender_spade4022
      @ender_spade4022 7 років тому +21

      Whoever you are I care for you anything is better than twilight

    • @johncarloaquino2726
      @johncarloaquino2726 7 років тому +28

      still a better story than 50 shades of grey lul

    • @casualfanatic4217
      @casualfanatic4217 7 років тому

      My God I Had to leave a like after reading that 😂

    • @killermon117
      @killermon117 7 років тому +2

      I know what twilight is, I was kidding cuz the movie confused the hell out of me...

  • @ManjunathKarkal
    @ManjunathKarkal 3 роки тому +73

    Damn!! This 4 minute clip has better story, horror, thrill and climax than some Big name movies these days!!
    Absolutely amazing!!😍

  • @katiejames8272
    @katiejames8272 3 роки тому +23

    Female spider- “Imma eat your face.”
    Male spider- *extends fan and tippy tappy legs* BAMBOLEO!!
    Female spider- OwO

  • @foxtrotnine2504
    @foxtrotnine2504 4 роки тому +2055

    Me: was it really worth it?
    Male spider in heaven: totally.

  • @thejagerwolf8485
    @thejagerwolf8485 3 роки тому +3441

    "Mom, what was Dad like?"
    "He was the sweetest dancer I ever met"

  • @nunya1360
    @nunya1360 2 роки тому +35

    She was just mad that he could twerk better. He twerked so good that she let him smash, but she never forgave. Women never forget, boys.

  • @mannie7028
    @mannie7028 Рік тому +16

    That was so funny in a weird way. I admit I actually laughed out loud when she “killed him anyway”. Nature is so wonderful. Thank you David Attenborough

  • @notsteve5927
    @notsteve5927 5 років тому +12285

    *walks past the discarded shells of other males*
    I hope she likes me UwU

  • @rhunter42dragon
    @rhunter42dragon 4 роки тому +2940

    "Mommy, tell me about daddy."
    "He was an excellent dancer... and he was delicious!"

    • @Laffingrl
      @Laffingrl 4 роки тому +26

      Hahahahahaha!

    • @imranshorkar8276
      @imranshorkar8276 4 роки тому +14

      LoL

    • @fargeeks
      @fargeeks 4 роки тому +31

      I read that when praying mantises mate, the female kills her mating partner by ripping out his head that way his body releases more of his goods into her.

    • @teosvilokos
      @teosvilokos 4 роки тому +1

      @@fargeeks ok

    • @fargeeks
      @fargeeks 4 роки тому +6

      @@teosvilokos ok
      My ass
      Its true
      Perhaps theres no such thing as a insect dad

  • @littlemissbookfeen
    @littlemissbookfeen 3 роки тому +95

    "He matched her expectations...but she kills him anyway."
    Female: no one else can have you, sorry.

  • @okkyydokyy6069
    @okkyydokyy6069 2 роки тому +14

    The female spider literally said " NEVER LET THEM KNOW YOUR NEXT MOVE"

  • @criticalxstasy5362
    @criticalxstasy5362 3 роки тому +2485

    Male: *sees corpses*
    also male: "this is fine"

    • @pasticcinideliziosi1259
      @pasticcinideliziosi1259 3 роки тому +188

      “I’m like no other”

    • @alienhuffman2400
      @alienhuffman2400 3 роки тому +78

      @@pasticcinideliziosi1259 now THATS confidence

    • @NR-dp7bq
      @NR-dp7bq 2 роки тому +88

      When there are red flags but red is up fav color 🥰

    • @-EmilyGrace-
      @-EmilyGrace- 2 роки тому +9

      This will all make sense when he is older. 'Cause when you're older, absolutely everything makes sense.

    • @Nina-pz7ge
      @Nina-pz7ge 2 роки тому +11

      Continue the spicies no matter what the cost is

  • @tylerrodriguez5878
    @tylerrodriguez5878 7 років тому +2919

    Top ten worst anime betrayals

  • @SimranjeetSaini57
    @SimranjeetSaini57 2 роки тому +12

    3:12 the way she peeps him when he hides underneath ... It all felt like some movie...

  • @thomasg.9054
    @thomasg.9054 Рік тому +5

    This is actually the best video I’ve ever seen on the internet. What a wild ride

  • @sprikitik4936
    @sprikitik4936 4 роки тому +1518

    Female Spider : **murderous intent**
    Male Spider : *I have decided to D A N C E*

    • @ArckAngel75
      @ArckAngel75 4 роки тому +7

      Nat 20 but she still kills you

    • @prestononuselogu9973
      @prestononuselogu9973 3 роки тому +3

      @@ArckAngel75 You use charm

    • @WookJnr
      @WookJnr 3 роки тому +4

      @@prestononuselogu9973 Not very effective...

    • @prestononuselogu9973
      @prestononuselogu9973 3 роки тому +1

      @@WookJnr I'm uh WISH!!!

    • @WookJnr
      @WookJnr 3 роки тому +2

      @@prestononuselogu9973 VERY EFFECTIVE
      Female spider has fainted!

  • @TheDinddong
    @TheDinddong 7 років тому +802

    Baby spider- Mom, why did you eat dad?
    Mama spider- He came early.

    • @Loolee
      @Loolee 7 років тому +3

      😂 best comment

    • @less._.howard2567
      @less._.howard2567 7 років тому +1

      Too funny best comment yet

    • @Durgemann
      @Durgemann 7 років тому +9

      And then the aforementioned baby spider proceeds to eat the mother.

  • @eqilizer8552
    @eqilizer8552 2 роки тому +6

    This one spider is just so majestic

  • @sofialee7570
    @sofialee7570 3 роки тому +11

    "What can he do to win her over?"
    * music plays "
    "Dance."

  • @essencereaver7459
    @essencereaver7459 5 років тому +2185

    Her: Sorry, but you're not my type!
    Me: *starts waving with champion underwear on head*
    Her: You have my attention

  • @davidkylebacierto1440
    @davidkylebacierto1440 4 роки тому +2336

    *Everybody gangsta until the mantis comes down and eats them both*

  • @supermegaawesomeultragal7820
    @supermegaawesomeultragal7820 Рік тому +4

    I still think every critter on here was SO CUTE!!! 😍😍
    I don't think I've watched something so intensely, in a very long time. They were so beautiful and adorable!! 🥰🥰

  • @lalahart6181
    @lalahart6181 3 роки тому +7

    Narrator: with a series of complicated dance moves...
    Spider: **wildly flailing arms and running away**

  • @rameshemv
    @rameshemv 4 роки тому +2617

    No wonder why the Spiderman movies keep having different Peter Parkers.
    Each of them is eaten after a couple of movies 😁😁

    • @GamingWithHajimemes
      @GamingWithHajimemes 4 роки тому +38

      tom holland is lucky though in escaping. and now he can live on in multiple spiderman movies.

    • @legendarygrimlock4471
      @legendarygrimlock4471 4 роки тому +10

      That'll do man thatll do 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @creepywhitva17
      @creepywhitva17 4 роки тому +9

      In fact KIRTSTEN dunst kills every Male who doesnt meet her expectations.

    • @skyletti6317
      @skyletti6317 4 роки тому +6

      mj has standards, dont judge

    • @thehavoccrew9032
      @thehavoccrew9032 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

  • @ARC9652
    @ARC9652 7 років тому +1557

    Am I the only one who thinks the Peacock spider is very cute?

  • @yuyulliz
    @yuyulliz 3 роки тому +8

    “He matched her expectations… but she kills him anyway” bruh moment right there

  • @qmajik9
    @qmajik9 Рік тому

    The sound effects really helps to demonstrate the true beauty of what you're watching👍🙏

  • @TheseEyesSeeDarknessClearly
    @TheseEyesSeeDarknessClearly 4 роки тому +3527

    Male Spider: "Man I can't wait to tell the boys I smashed the baddest spider in the forest!"
    Female Spider: "Yeah about that.."

    • @bruh......2005
      @bruh......2005 4 роки тому +36

      Bruh😂😂😂

    • @solountipomas8616
      @solountipomas8616 4 роки тому +50

      Thats what I call a black widow.

    • @Cluke6
      @Cluke6 4 роки тому +35

      @@einspieler5043 Take that back, that spider had acrobatics and speed 100 and dodged the fuck out of her and would've killed her if he wasn't stabbed in the back.

    • @vsenile5391
      @vsenile5391 4 роки тому +13

      @@einspieler5043 bruh only lonely people say that shit 🤣💀💀 youre embracing yourself aren't you

    • @mauriciowinston5293
      @mauriciowinston5293 4 роки тому +3

      Simpin at it's finest

  • @DefinitelyNotAnAlien
    @DefinitelyNotAnAlien 5 років тому +1551

    I'm just gonna say, that male spider is the cutest little spider I have ever seen

    • @chrislife1101
      @chrislife1101 5 років тому +26

      Spoilers.. .fk u

    • @ErzTubeHD
      @ErzTubeHD 5 років тому +5

      Emy XD thanx 4 the spoiler!

    • @reng935
      @reng935 5 років тому +5

      Jesus, spoiler alert.

    • @yvonaamariaa
      @yvonaamariaa 5 років тому +5

      When I saw that little spider on a different David Attenborough special I too, thought he was absolutely adorable. They are called peacock spiders. The one I saw had very soft looking purple legs. I love the color purple and the little guy was so damn cute I put his video in the section where you post and share your favorite photos on facebook. I'm telling the gospel truth when I say he is in the hit parade more than my friends and family pics and vids. I dont know how many 'likes' he has but way more than any of my f&f. I just thought you would like to know you're not the only one (I see by your 'likes') with a crush on a darling little fuzzy purple spidey. 🕸💜🕷

    • @yvonaamariaa
      @yvonaamariaa 5 років тому +2

      Whats with all the spoiler haters. Your fault for reading the comments before watching the whole vid. Waaaa. Waaaa

  • @cryoflip5841
    @cryoflip5841 2 роки тому +2

    This looks so amazing I feel like they are puppets from the emotions and filmography

  • @vladislavkaras491
    @vladislavkaras491 2 роки тому

    This dance music was so great! :D
    Thanks for the video! It was very informative!

  • @NOONE-cd4gu
    @NOONE-cd4gu 4 роки тому +3207

    Lol i love how he was dancing and at the same time trying to escape from her .

    • @emaldonadokpcr
      @emaldonadokpcr 4 роки тому +241

      You ever get into a fight with your girl and shes throwing shit and you try and reason with her while still ducking and dodging. Yeah that's him

    • @NOONE-cd4gu
      @NOONE-cd4gu 4 роки тому +33

      @@emaldonadokpcr well.......
      I am a girl
      And i have never been in a relantionship so cant relate 😂😂😂

    • @glaciersnw
      @glaciersnw 4 роки тому +76

      pro move: while you’re arguing with your girlfriend, dance at the same time. that should calm her down

    • @riploljustforfu9929
      @riploljustforfu9929 4 роки тому +27

      A romantic dance of death.

    • @mirandaroberts1831
      @mirandaroberts1831 4 роки тому +3

      Maybe she will get so annoyed that she will let me hit it just to get me outta here

  • @lincolnsung2370
    @lincolnsung2370 7 років тому +554

    And that kids, is how I met your mother

  • @khullaasaand
    @khullaasaand Рік тому +6

    Arachnophobia increased by 1000% watching female spider eat the male spider regardless of they just had sex and he even danced for her

  • @arunpp
    @arunpp Рік тому +2

    Imagine getting killed even after giving impressive performance to your mate

  • @atrholiday2889
    @atrholiday2889 7 років тому +361

    "You mean you have to choose between death and a life without sex? Tough call." -Philip J Fry

  • @LudlowSRK
    @LudlowSRK 3 роки тому +3944

    Correction: She didn’t allow him to mate with her because of his dancing, she allowed him to because he proved to have the Dodge Skill at level 100.

    • @samanthah4907
      @samanthah4907 3 роки тому +250

      Level 0 after mating 😂

    • @devilbuster20xx37
      @devilbuster20xx37 3 роки тому +141

      Female:**Jumps at him**
      Male:"Trickster"

    • @nadiaamadu6799
      @nadiaamadu6799 3 роки тому +44

      @@samanthah4907 he had to take a break.

    • @SONUYADAV-mo3ng
      @SONUYADAV-mo3ng 3 роки тому +43

      she won her confidence and betrayed.

    • @iidragoii
      @iidragoii 3 роки тому +37

      i knew the moment he got done she was finna hop on his case....literally. never turn your back on a potential enemy.....also, did he not learn that a lot of males die even after mating? are spiders capable of learning that way?

  • @Aliabiyar
    @Aliabiyar Рік тому +13

    this is a cinematic master piece!
    i just wanted to thanks the crew who filmed this, directed this, sound design this, and in general, make this master piece.
    this is truly wonderful!

  • @volcryndarkstar
    @volcryndarkstar 3 роки тому +6

    *Male spider getting eaten after spider coitus:* "I wonder if she likes me back."

    • @benthurber5363
      @benthurber5363 3 роки тому

      C: Can't tell
      Maybe she was from Canada or something and was just being polite.

  • @WolfgangDibiasi
    @WolfgangDibiasi 6 років тому +1273

    "He matched her expectations, but she kills him anyway."... That sound's pretty familiar - we are not so different

  • @trdev2013
    @trdev2013 4 роки тому +1213

    0:24 lmao hes fixing his hair getting ready for the date.

    • @swiffy2355
      @swiffy2355 4 роки тому +41

      𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜 𝚑𝚊𝚠𝚝 . 😳

    • @pi7137
      @pi7137 4 роки тому +40

      Your the last one standing complete the mission
      Male spider: lets do this

    • @trellgold6998
      @trellgold6998 4 роки тому +8

      Lmfao

    • @jimmychoolov9502
      @jimmychoolov9502 4 роки тому +27

      Male spider: lemme make sure my waves are nice

    • @dantehajime709
      @dantehajime709 4 роки тому

      LOL!

  • @samsung-squidi2380
    @samsung-squidi2380 2 роки тому +4

    This video alone is better than any Hollywood romance movie I've ever watched.

  • @tshoni5833
    @tshoni5833 11 місяців тому +2

    this is even more brutal than tinder

  • @justaveryangryman7659
    @justaveryangryman7659 8 років тому +406

    "He matched her expectations"
    Wow. . .im, im tearing up, that wa-
    "but she kills him anyway :D"
    . . .

  • @Howlingburd19
    @Howlingburd19 5 років тому +1183

    “Hey, mom, what exactly happened to daddy?”
    “Um...”

  • @sarahfellows6608
    @sarahfellows6608 3 роки тому +3

    These spiders are so cute

  • @lewisjh8962
    @lewisjh8962 2 роки тому +8

    0:56 When you get caught by your parents, stealing a biscuit from the tin 😂

  • @Piface2099
    @Piface2099 7 років тому +482

    imagine if humans had to risk death to get laid like no one would do it

    • @ccherry7068
      @ccherry7068 7 років тому +28

      hell you consider all the diseases out here we do but would I nie

    • @itspissmlord8765
      @itspissmlord8765 7 років тому +70

      Piface2099 we do risk alot just to mate, it's called false rape charge by feminist.

    • @solwen
      @solwen 7 років тому +22

      You do risk death and the worst kind of: A slow agonizing death that will last decades at the hands of a bloated creature (that was once a beautiful and gentle nymph).

    • @karlcocaine2928
      @karlcocaine2928 7 років тому +11

      These guys above me get it. Once you see "dating" for what it is (the human equivalent of the dancing spider) then it really just seems asinine to you. Not worth it to just bust a nut. Get a hooker if you have to or book a flight to the Dominican Republic :)

    • @originalname28
      @originalname28 7 років тому

      not leafy we risk social death

  • @wiktoriahandzlik
    @wiktoriahandzlik 6 років тому +1289

    *He matched her expectations,*
    *_But she killed him anyways_*

  • @katelynlajune9907
    @katelynlajune9907 4 місяці тому

    Such spectacular filming! Amazing up close video .

  • @lizthomas5065
    @lizthomas5065 Місяць тому

    Thank you for this video❤❤❤❤❤

  • @tjriley1795
    @tjriley1795 7 років тому +370

    I'd probably be the dead one at the beginning. Never really had a chance

  • @NecroxProduction
    @NecroxProduction 8 років тому +1893

    How the hell was that all shot? That guy needs a raise.

    • @cortster12
      @cortster12 8 років тому +115

      +Ankri It's a team of a highly professional camera crew.

    • @NecroxProduction
      @NecroxProduction 8 років тому +361

      cortster12 Oh really? I seriously thought it was one guy with a potato.

    • @cortster12
      @cortster12 8 років тому +184

      Ankri Don't mock the potato camera man, he is a very skilled professional as well! The things you can do with potatoes...

    • @titamorales7848
      @titamorales7848 8 років тому +52

      +Ankri With a very tiny cameraman, I assume.

    • @damaster692
      @damaster692 8 років тому +13

      +Ankri yea its incredible. BBC will soon release a 4K version of one of its shows. Planet earth I think .

  • @muhammadashrf4204
    @muhammadashrf4204 3 роки тому

    Wonderful video BBC

  • @WarrenPeace007
    @WarrenPeace007 Рік тому +2

    “Let’s do lunch” never had a more sinister meaning

  • @Kawaii_Lannie
    @Kawaii_Lannie 7 років тому +633

    I was like "Yay the spider won her over" then at the end I was like "oooh....neva mine.."

    • @criitterbug
      @criitterbug 7 років тому +23

      They could have been family :(

    • @Kawaii_Lannie
      @Kawaii_Lannie 7 років тому

      yeah but I guess she was too hungry haha

    • @ggdex5179
      @ggdex5179 7 років тому

      lol

    • @danielmahanpour8285
      @danielmahanpour8285 7 років тому

      Ikr.
      :(

    • @unfunnyforcedmaymay2932
      @unfunnyforcedmaymay2932 7 років тому +23

      She eats hi anyway
      1 month later
      Baby spider playing with leaf
      Baby spider: where did dad go mommy
      Mom: he went to go get some milk don't worry honney..."he must never know
      Baby: what was that
      Mom: nuthin

  • @christianware7076
    @christianware7076 4 роки тому +2237

    *"but, she kills him anyway."*
    **Nobody liked that**

  • @bugtalk84
    @bugtalk84 Рік тому +2

    These lovely Maratus sp jumping spiders are so cool with their many colours and patterns. Australia is home to so many cool animals both great and small.

  • @luwucian4497
    @luwucian4497 Рік тому +3

    1:27 Me every time a woman approaches me

  • @chuky7980
    @chuky7980 5 років тому +3878

    How to survive
    Be a gay spider

  • @everettliu5157
    @everettliu5157 3 роки тому +719

    The spider: is in life threatening danger
    Also the spider: 💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼

    • @Gameboy-Unboxings
      @Gameboy-Unboxings 2 роки тому

      Cringe.

    • @afdalridwan3813
      @afdalridwan3813 2 роки тому +12

      @@Gameboy-Unboxings nah, your profile picture was the cringe one Asf bozo,
      It was only an straight take a photo of your face 💃

  • @gwencagler6757
    @gwencagler6757 2 роки тому +4

    I'm afraid of other spiders but this dancing spider is adorable

  • @bert5376
    @bert5376 Рік тому +3

    Every time I go on the dance floor from now on in a david Attenborough voice I’ll think…”DANCE!!….DANCE FOR YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT”

  • @ErebusTheDragonn
    @ErebusTheDragonn 4 роки тому +1350

    So it’s like America’s Got Talent but instead of getting kicked out you die

    • @fieldy409
      @fieldy409 3 роки тому +63

      Simon Cowell just unfurls his legs, leaps onto you and sinks his fangs in. While the other judges think he's being a bit too harsh.

    • @jackbaker6193
      @jackbaker6193 3 роки тому +3

      fieldy409 LMAO 😂

    • @nadiaamadu6799
      @nadiaamadu6799 3 роки тому +9

      You don’t mate on America’s got talent-

    • @ErebusTheDragonn
      @ErebusTheDragonn 3 роки тому +13

      @@nadiaamadu6799 who said you didn’t?

    • @SarahM942
      @SarahM942 3 роки тому

      @@nadiaamadu6799 woosh

  • @shobithchadagapandeshwar9764
    @shobithchadagapandeshwar9764 8 років тому +273

    I wasnt ready for that plot twist .....rip Spiderbro :'(

    • @mummiedanser1609
      @mummiedanser1609 8 років тому +1

      +Shobith.P Chadaga 2sad4me

    • @vaerd
      @vaerd 8 років тому +2

      why u spoil bruh

    • @OdysseyOf
      @OdysseyOf 8 років тому +8

      Lol ikr... We have so much more in common with insects than I ever thought. You love someone with all your heart, but... They still kill you anyways. lol

    • @alancampos8400
      @alancampos8400 8 років тому

      In the end, the boy spider is like"worth it..."

    • @ShenaniganZone
      @ShenaniganZone 8 років тому

      +Shobith.P Chadaga 0 to 100 real fast then FeelsBadMan

  • @markostojanovic1145
    @markostojanovic1145 3 роки тому

    Fantastic video 👍👍

  • @Lj_Redd
    @Lj_Redd Рік тому +2

    the fuzzy little arms used to clean the eyes are too cute

  • @original_me6505
    @original_me6505 5 років тому +942

    She's a freaking man eater. He pulled out all his best James Brown moves and she still ate him. 😂

    • @nunyadamnbidness2531
      @nunyadamnbidness2531 5 років тому +17

      Nelly, hall and oates warned us.

    • @WadcaWymiaru
      @WadcaWymiaru 5 років тому +5

      Like Black Widow

    • @sumanneupane6546
      @sumanneupane6546 5 років тому

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    • @deeppurplecutie
      @deeppurplecutie 5 років тому +2

      Woooaaah here she comes! Watch out boys she'll chew you up! 🎶🎶🎶

    • @MAGGOT_VOMIT
      @MAGGOT_VOMIT 5 років тому

      *...and she was fat and ugly. Remember fellas, ya can't strike gold with fat bishes. xD*

  • @Mephisto28890
    @Mephisto28890 4 роки тому +1096

    Male spiders be like: "Humans, you are not the ones who need to be afraid of spiders..."

    • @kilo05bb62
      @kilo05bb62 4 роки тому +32

      Facts

    • @iidragoii
      @iidragoii 3 роки тому +15

      facts though. especially the ones that live in an area where the spider will eat ANY other spider or organism in its vicinity that isn't too big and can provide the right nutrients

    • @ihaveabigbatty3954
      @ihaveabigbatty3954 3 роки тому +8

      ye its kinda weird how males are stronger then females in the normal world but in the wild its usually the females

    • @muhamadsayyidabidin3906
      @muhamadsayyidabidin3906 3 роки тому +14

      @@ihaveabigbatty3954 well, not always. Some females are actually bigger than males because they need to to ensure the longevity of their offspring. You need that extra nutrient that you could spent for baby making. For mammals and several other tetrapods, bigger male means a competition for females. The opposite is also true. Some creature, like birds spend their resources on brighter color or more pronounced traits instead. Keep in mind that the bigger the difference between males and females, the less likely it would became monogamous relationship and the higher chance it's a polygamous or harem relationship.

    • @ihaveabigbatty3954
      @ihaveabigbatty3954 3 роки тому +1

      @@muhamadsayyidabidin3906 thats why i said usually, bet ye you right

  • @yeetmahhotpockett1723
    @yeetmahhotpockett1723 2 роки тому +1

    Seeing this... It fills you with *determination.*

  • @mr.johnzussino6217
    @mr.johnzussino6217 2 роки тому

    Great video - thanks.