Drunk History: Fall Out Boy featuring Brendon Urie of Panic! At The Disco
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- Опубліковано 20 вер 2024
- And on the last day of the 12 days of FOB* we present to you, Drunk History Fall Out Boy edition as told by Brendon Urie of Panic! At The Disco.
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Why is nobody talking about how Patrick is wearing a tøp shirt? and when tøp was surprised by Brendon and føb, josh was wearing a føb shirt.
EmoVlogsAndGames the emo trinity
kenny also wearing fall out boy hat in the video
AlexandraHuerta you forgot mcr... 😢😂
Clara lalonde *war flashbacks*
same
I love how you can tell that Brendon told the story in the wrong order because of when his shirt is wet
He's just sweating lol
Skylar Way no it’s from when he poured his beer on himself
Lmfao exactly
Yessss lol i was like why did his shirt get wet at 4:33 lol
You’re right cause he went from two thousand one to random brendon crap to dick pic
brendon: *is amazed on how fob made an album without a drummer*
also brendon: *makes two albums by himself*
no but i got chEEZ WHIZ your username is everything
Eden Darleen who are you referring to? brendon or patrick?
no but i got chEEZ WHIZ exactly haha
Brendon is the drummer
I search about Brendon's bio and I was amazed that he could play a lot of musical instruments. I was like, "This guy's f***in' amazing". I mean he could just record songs by himself. But what I love the most about him is his voice. It's just amazing when I watch a live perf of their band his voice doesn't change much.
Its even funnier when you find out fob was sitting there watching him
and twenty one pilots lmao
Also getting tattoo
Its even funnier knowing he drank so much they couldn't legally put how much he drank
Not only fob, probably all the crew from the three bands 🤣
Nerve wrecking more like it
Apparently, Patrick knew about twenty one pilots before twenty one pilots knew about twenty one pilots
19 pilots at the time
he's so hipster, he liked twenty one pilots before they were even a band
👌
Cait Elise THIS IS TOTALLY IRREVERENT BUT WE HAVE THE SAME NAME OMG. MY NAME IS CAITLIN ELISE TOO
Haha, so true! XD
Brendons shirt magically dries and gets wet throughout the video several times gives me to think that he probably did not tell the story chronologically :D
That's exactly what I thought. I Wanna see the original unedited video where he tells the story completely out of order.
That's how I realized he's really smashed
I was literally looking for this comment and if I didn’t see it I was gunna do it!! Well done! 😂
Wow, you're a genius :D
Or he kept drinking and repeatedly passed out, giving his shirt enough time to dry
Brendon: YOU TOOK MY BEER AWAY WTF
Camera people: you poured it all over yourself.
LATER
Brendon: WTF IS ON MY SHIRT
That reminded me so much of Patrick Star.
The camera people were fall out boy lmao
@@camischa you ate my only food. Now I'm gonna starve.
Lmao
How is he that drunk and talking so normal? Idk, I wouldn't even be able to keep my head up
"And Brendon Urie had nothing to do with the entire record"
*Thats GoOooooooooOooooOoooOood*
ICONIC
4:09
His voice when he said that was soOooOoooOOoO funny
That was my favorite part! 😂😂😂
I love the fact that he thinks it's funny that they made an album without a drummer
Like, Brendon, you have made 2 albums without bandmates
lapis lazuli three..?
*cough* what about dallon *cough*
Right now it’s two
Death of a Bachelor and Pray for the Wicked
Cloveness World three?
AHAHAHAHA TRUEE
WHAT IVE LEARNED: Patrick still looks like a 17 year old
Do not, under any circumstance, get Brendon Urie drunker than a sailor.
Pete still knows the ways of the eyeliner
Andy Hurley is still the cutest human being beside Patrick
Pete likes to get tattoos during this stuff and Brendon really likes alchohol
Yeah pretty much what I learned
Okay yes but actually, you should often get Brendon Urie very drunk I mean
Did you see how cute that was
*****
Oh my god
***** but seriously though the man looks like hes still 17
***** WTF YOU ARE EVERYWHERE WHY AND HOW DO I KEEP FINDING YOU XD
Brendon: *pours beer all over himself*
People: *Takes it away*
Brendon: *Shocked Pikachu meme*
Rachael Life what time
:)
@@bugoboe 7:25 7:58
Lmao me
No shocked brendon meme
The serious, almost philosophical expression on his face when he said “It’s not a bad dick” is what makes this art.
5:37
"Twenty Pilots"
SIKE THATS THE WRONG NUMBER
To my favorite singers plus one
Fall out boy
Panic at the disco
And imagine dragons
(Maybe Eminem)
Might as well change it to fueled by ramen wife
😂😂
twenty pilots and fall out fellas (thanks jacksfilms)
F a l l o u t f e l l a s
"and brendon urie had nothing to do with the entire record"
😂😂😂
beebo b he’s not as think as you drunk he is, that’s why he mentioned Panic so often
Brandon said this so casuly that i thin he is hurting inside really bad
"Thats guouououooood"
@@nutmeg6051 -brandon-
Lol 😂
PATRICK'S LIP SYNCING ON POINT
CrazyFunAmber -- I'm guessing that that comes from being a singer and doing music videos, but you are RIGHT
CrazyFunAmber he uses tiktok
Love how the credits have Pete listed as the 'script editor,' when the reality was just him correcting Brendan every few minutes.
Patrick wearing a Twenty One Pilots while Brendon tells the history of Fall Out Boy
Truly amazing
Yes, he was wearing it 8 years before they were even a band too apparently...
he shoulda wore an mcr shirt tho
All you need next is mcr involved
+TheSuperEpicLandOfPointlessness he's tøp trash number one
"3 songs that are gonna make the album:
Thnks Fr Th Mmrs
20 Dollar Nosebleed
and Sugar We're Goin Down."
All 3 of these are from separate albums.
Hes not as think as you drunk he is
lmfao
NO TOMATOES ON MY TACO! *RIGHT* lol
NO TOMATOES ON MY TACO! I know right
That is literally what I thought
Patrick wearing a TØP shirt in the summer of 2001 is my aesthetic
Ikr?
tøp was there apparently
@@rosien8052 Yeah. Are you doing the TØP game right now too?
Edward Elric The Tall Alchemist no i’m refreshing reddit for answers
@@rosien8052 i'm kind of doing the same on Twitter.
Nobody:
Literally no one:
Patrick: *legit wearing a TØP shirt when they didnt even exist in 2001*
Bruh
I thought the same thing 😂😂😂
A goddamn timetraveller, he is
lmao i think thats the joke bc brendon said he was only wearing socks, shorts and a hat
NeeeEeeerd! 😆
"Make up is fucking great for a guy because it makes a guy look beautiful, which a lot of times a guy is not beautiful and I wanna change that. I wanna make sure that everyone thinks guys are beautiful."
- Drunk Brendon Urie imitating Pete Wentz
PROTIP
+mina prado *applauds*
+Justine Richman BRETHREN HALLO
also me everyday
AMAZING
"These are 3 songs that are gonna make the album, and it's called: Thnks Fr Th Mmrs, 20 Dollar Nosebleed, and Sugar We're Goin' Down" - none of which are on the same album.
lmao
LMAO
ikr
holy shit this sent me
Lol I was just about to comment that
_this is what it feels like when you become one of the drunks_
an emø chalupa YESSSSSSS I was looking for a reference to this song
oh yes
High as the sun uncomfortably numb...
1:58 I love the progression he made from "evening out with your ex girlfriend" to "eating out your girlfriend"
I'm not even going to act like I didn't recite this entire thing while watching
v Teach me your ways (i just found this vid like 2weeks ago lol)
Hah me too
v okay but me
Same 😂😂
Same
Even when drunk Brendon still sings better than me
A honestly same
Omg samee
A i was waiting for someone to say this
He sings better than about 99% of singers when hes drunk
I'm the like 1mil
I wanna see brendon reacting to this video when he’s not drunk
Mee too hahah
@y e s b r o t h e r could you send a link to it, if there's a video of it?
Me too!
Holy shit guys. 795 likes (I didn’t wanna ruin the comment)
Erin Strum same hahah
Don't call yourself a Fall Out Boy fan if you haven't watched this at least six times
Right
Yup
Neither a panic! One
i'm not even that much of a fall out boy fan and yet ive seen this at least 20 times
Make this my seventh
"That's just how the fucking story goes." I want this to be my yearbook quote
Emma Watson same
imma steal this idea
Emma Watson I
Emma Watson same
Emma Watson well it is mine
I love the fact that they took the time to buy wigs, dress up, memorize what Brendon said and act out the parts just for the video 😂
“twenty pilots”
“SHUTTHEFUKUP-“
“*brendon giggles*”
all are my favourite quotes
That Peachy Emo u forgot about “it’s not a bad dick”
some other iconic ones
“BUT WE NEED A FUCKIN DRUMMER”
“yeeeeaaaaahhh”
“eating out your girlfriend”
“yo”
“10 to 1”
“and brendon urie had nothing to do with the entire record”
“makeup is fuckin great for a guy”
“its not a bad dick”
“YO FUCK THESE DUDES”
“WHAT THE FUCK”
“we gotta take a break bro”
“i gotta find some fuckin metal”
“YOU TOOK MY BEER AWAY WHAT THE FUCK”
“what the fuck is this on my shirt”
You're getting a fucking tattoo right now? WHATTHEFUCKISGOINGON?!?
That Peachy Emo six more likes and we can summon demon Brendon >:)
And "Yo, this a book store, it's not a music store!!¡!"
Watching this video five years after my unhealthy obsession with it is a truly indescribable experience
same sis, same
Same here lol
yeah honestly
same oml
@@ariannagrillo omg same day lolll
and Brendon Urie had nothing to do with the *entire record*
dexvoan miller knight *cough* ALITTLELESSSIXTEENCANDLESALITTLEMORETOUCHME *cough*
20DOLLARNOSEBLEAD, 7MINUTESINHEAVEN, HEADFIRSTSLIDEINTOCOOPERSTOWNONABADBET cough
Thats goooooooooooooooooood
20 dollar nose bleed
He looked so sad
They should reverse it now
Fall Out Boy should do the the drunken history of Panic! At The Disco
Fairy Meets Edgelord yES PLEASE AND THANK YOU
Im sure they would but they might accidentally confirm that Rydon and Brallon were real
Fairy Meets Edgelord yes.
Fairy Meets Edgelord yES.
Fairy Meets Edgelord well I think Pete should tell it haha
Brendon: Talks about fall out boy wearing makeup
Brendon *is a literal guyliner legend*
Call it what it is. Pretty pretty makeup
@@panicngemo9237 Yup 😂
U seem 2 be forgetting Gerard Way (the eyeliner god)
@Angie MontoyaCuri That's not the eyeshadow legend?
@@panicngemo9237 I was about to say that
panic is gone and fob is back
there is no better time to watch this
What a time to be alive
@@cubinginanutshell1774 Yes! But Brendon will be back, I just know it!!
We (FOB stans) won!!
@@janetlewis7381 I have a feeling that in 5-10 years he'll come back to music, maybe just collabing with other bands or going solo. I'm not sure if he'll ever perform under P!ATD if he ever does come back since it will have been so long and so much history connected to the name. But he definitely has some songs left in him to sing and I hope that he'll find a way to do music while also being a present father.
@@Patspwnage damn im a fan of both bands 🥲
It still blows my mind that Pete was actually just getting a tattoo when this was happening lol
Katie Bruce I wish my life was that metal
Teacher: what do think is the turning point in American history?
Me: “so Joe meats Patrick and he’s like yo I know about music, and Patrick’s like I know more about music.
Yes
All I can say is yes
A+
“joe meats patrick”
Sara B ...meats?
I got a soul voice
This is a clear case of "I'm not as think as you drunk I am"
Rachelle yesss
Yes it is
AND WE ALL FELL DOWN WHEN THE SUN CAME UP
I THINK WE’VE HAD ENOUGH
LMFAOOO
DON'T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME!
the fact that yt recommended this after brendon disbanded LMAO
LOL EXACTLY
i was kind of hoping that someone from fob (probably pete) would make a drunk history of panic! but that def won't happen now. it probably wouldn't happen anyway cuz so many band members came and went
HAHAHAHA
no but Patrick was the best at the lip synching lmao when he lip synched the burp I died
And Pete laughing when he did it and then trying to pull it together.
IKR
They always do that in the episodes
I'm your 666th liker oops I just summoned the devil didn't I...
+mww92297 I KNOW XDDDD
Patrick, wearing the shirt for a band that didn't exist in 2001
EmoQuartetHydra oh my gosh I didn’t notice that XD
its a joke they said he was wearing a shoes socks and pants, so his shirt didn't exist
JESUS CHRIST I THINK THIS IS THE MOST LIKES ANY OF MY COMMENTS HAS EVER GOTTEN WTF
I didn't notice that wow.
Why didn’t I notice this 😅
How can he still sing so good when drunk?!
He's freaking Brendon Urie
+Annamarie Fulmer amen
No but seriously what did you expect.
practice
+Cruzz TGAnime did you see the apma's
ah yes, the four only songs on save rock and roll:
*alone together*
*light ‘em up*
*alone together*
*phoenix*
The first time I watched this I hadn't heard of tøp. Now that I'm watching this, I noticed the smol bean wave and now I am smiling like an idiot
+Esther Norton same
This is the blessed video that introduced me to Twenty One Pilots
it made me laugh so hard that he said twenty pilots the first time and everyone was laughing at him
Sam Mata this video has worked miracles worldwide
IKR! Smol beansssss
Don't try to argue with drunk Brendon
Absølutëly Førgøttën honestly, I would and I would win cuz I can be one angry bitch
TwentyOneCryBabiesAtTheDisco ! brendon can be 10 angry bitches
Amalie Kummernes you made a typo. Brendon can be 373876739386484 angry sassy bitches
Absølutëly Førgøttën I just reached you to 666 likes, how do you feel??
“wtf is this on my shirt? DID I PUKE ON MYSELF?!”
he puked for 20 minutes after this
the Phoenix arts yup
I have watched this for like 5 times and this is the first time I hear correctly I thought he said finger.
xxKilljoyxx u thought he said “Did i finger myself?!?” ?😂😂
Puke* lmao
I love how Pete and Andy have a wig on and the Patrick not only has a wig but also drawn on sideburns. It's just great.
they should just copy and paste this into the fall out boy wiki page
LMAO 💀
Your profile picture is my life with MCR, TØP, P!ATD, FOB, in the style of MCRX
I put it in bob Byers insta comments
Agreed
I wheezed 💀😭
PETE NEEDS TO DO DRUNK HISTORY OF PANIC!
i just wanna see a video of pete drunk
Pete probably knows everything about panic! Including the split.
and explain why everybody left the band :V
Amazz YES
I would like this but it has 420 likes lol
I'm pretty sure brendon said "yo" and "fuck" more than anything else in this video lmao
true
and dope
dylyn is this u?
And dope
+Dyl Also "dope".
I highly appreciate Patrick acting out brendons burp at 3:37
PETE’S FACE HAHAHAHAHA
Brendon: pours beer all over his self
Brendon: "you took my drink WTF?!"
Brendon: "wtf is on my shirt?!"
I love the fact that he had no idea what he just did. xDD
MELANIE PANIC
Melanie! At the disco... XD
+Queen Kawaii I laughed so hard! He was like WTF and then they were trying to explain it and he was just like whatever man.
"It's not a bad dick" Well time to tell Sarah.
"you took my beer away!"
"no, you poured it on yourself."
Serenity Clark that part was hilarious.
Dead
Dead!
Róisín Xx_VeganChikan_xX. cats
Róisín Xx_VeganChikan_xX hehehe I c wat u did ther
My future children: Mom tell us a bedtime storyMe: It was some time in 2001 and Patrick's like yo...
Oh my god same!
Dead
YAS
+Indi Jones HELL FUCKING YEAH
+Phantastic Phanana they'll go down in history and we'll remember them for centuries
“And Brendon Urie had nothing to do with it.”
7 Minutes in Heaven’s back up vocals: “Am I a joke to you?”
*20 Dollar Nose Bleed and What Catch Donnie join the chat*
@@ashtheintroverted7204 Love those songs, but they were on Folie, while he was talking about From Under the Corkscrew Tree
@@mariaenvoikertoa they were talking about take this to your grave. im pretty sure
@@mariaenvoikertoahe was on take this to your grave? I’m so confused haha
@@Wandering_River I don’t believe he’s on TTTYG, 7 Minutes in Heaven is from From Under a Corktree and What a Catch and 20 Dollar Nosebleed are from Folie. I’ll have to rewatch the video but I’m 90% sure the “and Brendon Urie had nothing to do with it,” comment was about FUTCT which he does feature on as back up vocals
I like how Patrick is wearing a twenty one pilots shirt
Yeah he's wearing the twenty one pilots shirt in 2001 according to Brendon
Quinn Chapman
xD
+Quinn Chapman yah, like twenty one pilots was totally around 8 years before they were around
Twenty Pilots according to Brendon
+Emma Martin and Kenny is wearing an FOB hat
it was the summer of 2001, and Joe meets Patrick and he's like "yo, I know about music." then Patrick's like "yo I know more about music!" "that's impossible. so you wanna start a band?" and Patrick's like, "yeah that's cool." and then, he's like "yo this is a book store not a music store." and then they met at Patrick's house. so Patrick's wearing shorts, socks, and a hat. Patrick is playing drums for some fuckin' reason and then Pete's there for some reason. and they start playing music together and they're like "oh, let's play some covers from some other bands." it was like Green Day, and fuckin' Misfits, and fuckin' Ramones. Pete said to Joe, "yo, that's dope, but we need a fuckin' drummer." because Patrick's playing drums and he's a singer. Patrick's like "yo, I got a soul voice," and they're like "wait how do you have a soul voice?" and he's like "yo, watch this: YEEEEEEeeeeeeEEEEEEeeeeeeeeEEEeeeeeeAAAAAAAAaaaaAAaahhh!" and they're like, "oh my god, that sounds like soul!" so they put it in a song, and it was like, "WHERE IS YOUR BOY TONIIIIIIIiiiiiIIIIIIIIIiiiIIIIIIIGHT?!" and they're like "yo that's fuckin perfect, this is Fall Out Boy." and they made records like Evening Out With Your Ex-Girlfriend. Evening Out With Your Ex-Girlfriend, everybody loves it. "it's called Evening Out With Your Girlfriend." with your ex-girlfriend. it's called evening out with your Ex-girlfriend. it's called eating out your girlfriend, and it's real and it doesn't matter. and Pete talked to Patrick and Joe and he's like "you what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. yo, this is gonna be fuckin' doooooooooope!" so they made a record and it was called Take this to Your Grave. they made it without a drummer, and they had like 3-4 drummers come in. The four drummers they had come in were like Josh Freese, Neil Pert, the dude from Toto, the fourth one was like the guy from Papa Roach or something, and they're like "you, we need Andy Hurley. Andy Hurley. Take This to Your Grave. Fuckin' record it." and he did, and he killed it, and he was like "bigidalililililillillilila, PSHHH!" killin' the skin, tapping the skins, tapping the rim, playin' the shit, killing these bitches, rapping it out. you're getting a fucking tattoo right now?! what the fuck is going on?! We should get signed to Fueled By Ramen, 'cause thee guys know what the fuck is going on. and they were like "yo, if you can make our scene any bigger than it is, which is not fuckin' hard, we will sign you guys." and Pete was like "yo, we got this record that's fuckin' dooooooope, dude, it's called Take This to Your Grave, it's called From Under the Cork Tree it's gonna be fucking huge." and then Patrick's like "I gotta keep it real, I gotta keep it artistic, these are three songs that are gonna make the album and it's called-BURP-Thnks Fr th Mmrs, 20 Dollar Nose Bleed, and Sugar, Were Goin' Down. and they made this record that was fuckin' dope, and it fucking hit on the charts like one two three, three two one, three four five six seven eight nine ten. ten to one. From Under the Cork Tree sold like four million records. ten million records. fifteen million records. and Brendon Urie had nothing to do with the entire record. and Patrick was like "that's gooooOOOOoooooOOOOOOOOd." Pete was like, "yo, fuck you I can do whatever I want." and Joe was like, "yeah it's cool man whatever I don't give a shit." and then Andy was like "eh, cool." and Pete was like "Make up is fuckin' great for a guy. because it makes a guy look beautiful, which a lot of times, a guy is not beautiful. and I wanna change that. I wanna make sure everyone thinks that guys are beautiful." I'm good so far yeah. yeah I do. SHUT THE FUCK. oh fuck, alright alright. Pete was like "oh my god, I'm so embarrassed about this dick pic." and then I saw the dick pic and was like "ah it's not bad." it's not a bad dick. let's be real. we made Rollins Stones one issue before Fall Out Boy. and Fall Out Boy made the issue right after us and they were so pissed they were like "yo, fuck you guys!" they're like "yo! Panic! has the fuckin' cover for Rolling Stones, yo, fuck these dudes, we're gonna fucking go miles above. we're gonna hit every fuckin' continent there is known to man." but they didn't because they missed a second of time. apparently they were like "oh shit, we got every continent." and they didn't actually hit it. dude, and Pete was like, "WHAT THE FUCK?! 'oh you didn't fuckin' make the continent' it's like FUCK YOU!" so From Under the Cork Tree happens, we fuckin' have three-four years of awesomeness. like, people are coming in themselves 'cause it's so big. Alright so Fall Out Boy was like-- so Patrick's like "yo, we are going to name these records from under the Cork tree and from Innity-- from infinity on high." Pete was like "yo folie à deux means the theatric of two." "The madness of two." oh sorry I'm sorry. follow boy was like "yo we got to take a break." Meaning Pete was like "yo we got to take a break bro." and Patrick's like "I need time for my music. UHUhUhUHuhUUUh." and joes like "yo I need time to find the fucking art dude I got to find some fucking me-- metal" and andys like "i'm just gonna play with some fucking metal bands." and they're like "all right this breaks been like three years long two years long three years long 3 1/2? we gotta fucking come back man we gotta come back strong." you took my beer away what the fuck? "no you poured it all over yourself." "yeah you poured it on yourself man here." "we got to make this shit legit it's gonna be fucking dope it's going to go fucking sky high. we're going to make a fucking record that sails the skies. we're going to call this record save rock 'n' roll." so they made alone together light 'em up alone together Phoenix. and everybody's like "what the fuck? you're working with this guy who fuckin' recorded Avril Lavigne and P!nk." is this pu-- what the fuck is this on my shirt, did I puke on myself? oh god. Pete was like "yo were gonna end up on a tour with Panic! At The Disco and twenty pilots. and that's all and that's all that matters. and that's just how the fuckin' story goes."
(edit i know some of these are wrong im sorry and HOLY thanks for the likes!!!)
Alyse Larson This NEEDS more likes. It's amazing.
Alyse Larson this is beautiful
Put this on my grave stone😂
i copy and pasted this, saved it to my computer and i thank you for typing this
Alyse Larson someone better read this at my funeral
Did they seriously draw on sideburns for patrick 😂😂
Clementine :D i think he had sideburns way back when F.O.B were just beginning to make it popular - idk, don't quote me on that but omg, this was just too funny xD
InMyDreams I knew that but it's that I JUST noticed it now and it really distracted me lol
Clementine :D I know - i saw your comment and realised they were there. Nearly died laughing after that xD
At first I thought it was like a saxophone tattoo on his jaw line, and I was so confused! I was like "WHeN DID PATRICK GET A TATOO?!?!? Alljdjsooabdjd" but then I realized it was marker.....XD
***** Oh my god... :,)
Imagine seeing an uncut version of this
"it's called eating out your girlfriend, it's real and it doesn't matter" I AM DEADDD😂😂😂😂
beatrice I literally read this when he said this what a coincidence
I literally died
YES
he said "shorts and socks and a hat" and patrick wore a shirt
i was dissapointed.
Underwear
it’s a joke. the shirt is non existent, and so was tøp at the time
He's also insecure 😞 my poor smol bean
That Thing Gerard Does with Frank just like josh...
"You took my beer away" that reminded me of patrick star "who ate my chocolate"
omfg yesss
I love how you has to make it patrick STAR
+MaiNameIsBri not to be confused with patrick stump :P
lmao
Yas!
No one:
Brendon: "it's not a bad dick"
5:37
I quote this nearly everyday
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm still waiting on the Drunk History Of P!ATD and so are you.
Actually I'm waiting for MCR5 but I wouldn't mind that
This is the most Brendon urie thing Brendon urie could do
Including *being* Brendon Urie
naureen mehra YASSSS!
If this is him drunk, he’s probably hammered in almost every concert
Blue-green_user oh honey he was HAMMERED in this
Sweet honey chile, he was on the verge of alcohol poisoning.
He apparently drank SO MUCH during and before the shoot the legally couldn’t put the numbers for how much he drank
Blue-green_user 8:37 😂
a song by panic! at the disco
Underrated line: “ _yo we gotta take a break bro_ “
i read that as he said thst
Patrick's sideburn are so powerful that he can have merch from a band that didn't exist yet
*chokes on coffee* holy shit true
That's exactly what I was thinking!😂
Exactly lol
I love 4;09 when hes just like "And Brendon Urie had nothing to do with the ENTIRE record".
Lucy S MCRmy 4:00
That was the only funny part. He over did everything else. Hard core. What a bore. 😒
well he was DRUNK. so.
Lucy S MCRmy My favorite part is when Brendon is like "Your getting a tatoo right now?! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!" I replay that time over and over cuz it's so fucking funny.
+Celeste The Timelady tru story- Pete was actually getting a tattoo during this
Brendon’s drunk and he still sings better then me.
euclidshel same.
Same
euclidshel Same
Same
Same
I love rewatching this like once every two years. I miss this era sm
I want to see an uncut version of just brendon telling the story
YES YES YES YES YES
YAAAAASSSS
cait warren HAHQAHJSDLGFUIWJA
Catlyn and throwing up 😂😂
Catlyn that would be 2 hours long.
Imagine Brendon Urie as your history teacher
OMG I WISH!!!! 😆😆😆😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😍😍😍
LittleNyanCat "so this Napoleon dude was like: "yo let's hit Egypt..."
i'd love history class
I would never skip ever! He would be the reason that I went to school
i'd actually start paying attention
Almost 3 years ago, the most iconic video in the emo community came out
HelloLiv and I can’t believe I’m only seeing it now...
Ionapixi
Which song are u talking about?
(I'm new to the emo community)
Pugs and Kisses
Not a song, this exact video.
Kailey
Ohh of course!! Thanks lol
HOw diD i jUst DiSCovER tHis VidEo
plot twist: he's not drunk and this is just a video of brendon speaking at 3am
He doesn't sound drunk at all. His words aren't even slurring this is just amazing
He’s got practice.
It’s because hes drink all the time
Azlinn Pratt B actually said that he doesn’t like being drunk, so maybe he is just good at speaking
3dit wouldn’t be surprised
Not everyone's words slur that bad when drunk...
besides, he's got a tolerance like MF. His words do stumble, though.
6 years later this is still the funniest shit ever.
Oh my God this is SIX YEARS OLD
@@name-qs6cl You and me both wtf
yes
omg i can’t believe this is six years old
YESS EXACTLY
So I just found out that the reason why Brendon said "wtf is going on" is because Pete was getting a tattoo right in front of Brendon while he was doing the video xD
ikr that's the best. xD
I'm legit crying from laughing so hard because of that 😂😂
Brendon says 'you're getting a tattoo right now, what the fuck is going on?'
really? XD
+Brøøke Ridgeway yeah I know XD
I love how Pete just shows up for no reason, like Brendon says how Patrick and Joe met and then Pete just *shows up* and it's just freaking hilarious.
It’s 2018 and we still don’t have a drunk history of Panic! At The Disco
Vicky TamG Pete has agreed to make one if Panjc wins a Grammy for PFTW. Or whatever album they come out with next years.
WE NEED THIS TO EXIST
You'd need to be drunk to understand their history. 🤷♀️🤣
ikr we need that
I got this comment to 666 likes and I feel special.
I can't believe Sarah is married to this guy 😂
Edit: I know people say this a lot but thank u so much for the likes and it's the first time I've had this many
We're all jealous but at the same time, poor Sarah.
Ikr lol
She’s very lucky tho!
Same
Whahahahahhaha
It’s summer of 2001; Joe meets Patrick and he’s like “Yo, I know about music.”
And Patrick’s like “Yo, I know more about music.”
"That’s impossible! Do you wanna start a band?”
And Patrick’s like, “…Yeah… That’s cool.”
And then he’s like “Yo, this is a book store, it's not a music store!”
And then they met at Patrick’s house. And Patrick’s wearing shorts and socks and a hat. Patrick is playin’ drums for some f*ckin’ reason! And Pete’s there for some reason! They start playin’ music together. And they're like “Oh, let’s play some f*ckin’ covers from some other bands!” It was like, Green Day and f*ckin’ Misfits and f*ckin’ Ramones! Pete said to Joe, “Yo, we gotta change this sh*t up! Yo, we’ve played all these bands; let’s play sh*t from Fall Out Boy.”
And so Pete and Patrick are like “Yo, that’s dope. But we need a f*ckin’ drummer!” Because Patrick’s playin’ drums and he’s a singer!
Patrick's like “Yo! I got a soul voice!”
And they're like “Wait, how do you have a soul voice?”
And he’s like “Yo, watch this: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH!” And they’re like “Oh my god! That sounds like soul!” So they put it in the song and it was like “WHERE IS YOUR BOY TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!” And then they’re like: “Yo, that's f*ckin’ perfect. This is Fall Out Boy.” And they made records like, Evening Out With Your Ex-Girlfriend. Evening Out With Your Ex-Girlfriend, everybody loves it.
[Pete corrects Brendon]
It's called Evening Out With Your Girlfriend.
[Brendon ignores Pete]
With Your Ex-Girlfriend! It's called Evening Out With Your Ex-Girlfriend!
It's called Eating Out Your Girlfriend, and it's real and it doesn't matter. And Pete talked to Patrick and Joe and he was like “Yo, what the F*CK! Yo, this is gonna be f*ckin’ DOPE!”
So they made a record, and it was called: Take This To Your Grave.
They made it without a drummer! And they had like three, four drummers come in.
The four drummers they had come in were like: Josh Freese, Neil Peart, the dude from Toto… The fourth one was like the guy from Papa Roach or something.
And they were like, “Yo, we need Andy Hurley. Andy Hurley. Take This To Your Grave. F*ckin' record it.” And he did it, and he killed it.
He was like, Bigadigadigalalululapssshhhh!
Killing the skins! Tapping the skins! Tapping the rims! Playing the sh*t! Killing these b*tches! Wrapping it out! “We should get signed, to Fueled by Ramen. 'Cause these guys know what the f*ck is going on.”
And they were like “Yo, if you can make our scene any bigger than it is, which is not f*ckin' hard, we will sign you guys."
Pete was like ”Yo! We got this record that’s f*ckin’ dope, dude! It's called Take This To Your Grave.“
Hey, it's gonna be called From Under The Cork Tree, it's gonna be f*ckin' huge.
And then Patrick’s like "I gotta keep it real, I gotta keep it artistic. These are three songs that are gonna make the album and it's called (burp), this is called: Thnks fr th Mmrs, 20 Dollar Nose Bleed, and Sugar We're Goin Down." And they made this record that was f*cking dope and it f*cking hit on the charts.
Like: one, two, three! Three, two one! Three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten! TEN TO ONE!
From Under The Cork Tree sold like, four million records!
Ten million records!
Fifteen million records!
And Brendon Urie had nothing to do with the entire record. And Patrick was like “That's gooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooood!” Pete was like “Yo, f*ck you! I can do whatever I want!”
Joe was like “Yeah, it's cool man, whatever… I don’t give a sh*t.” And then Andy was like “Eh… Cool!”
And Pete was like "Makeup is f*ckin’ great for a guy. Because it makes a guy look beautiful. Which a lot of times, a guy is not beautiful. And I wanna change that. I wanna make sure everybody thinks that guys are beautiful." (-I'm good so far.
-You wanna spit one more time?
-Yeah, I do.
...Shut the f*ck!..) Pete was like “Oh my god, I’m so embarrassed about this d*ck pic!”
And then I saw the d*ck pic, and I was like “Eh, it's not bad. It's not a bad d*ck. Let’s be real.”
We made Rolling Stone one issue before Fall Out Boy. And Fall Out Boy made the issue right after us and they were so p*ssed!
They were like “Yo, f*ck you guys!”
They were like “Yo! Panic has the f*cking cover of Rolling Stone? Yo, f*ck these dudes! We're gonna f*cking go miles above! We're gonna hit every f*cking continent there is known to man!”
But they didn’t! Because they missed a second of time.
Apparently, they were like: “Oh, sh*t we got every continent.” And they didn’t actually hit it.
Dude, Pete was like "What the F*CK?”
Oh, you didn’t f*ckin’ make the continent. It's like, f*ck you! So From Under the Cork Tree happens, we f*ckin' have three, four years of awesomeness!
Like people are c*mming on themselves, 'cause it's so big!
So Fall Out Boy was like, so Patrick’s like “Yo, we're gonna name this record From Under The Cork Tree and From Infinity On High.”
Pete was like “Yo, Folie à Deux means the Theatric of Two.”
Fall Out Boy was like “Yo, we gotta take a break” meaning, Pete was like “Yo, we gotta take a break bro”
And Patrick’s like, “I need time for my music! Uhhh!”
And Joe's like “Yo, I need time to find the f*ckin’ art dude I gotta find some fuckin’ meau-metal.”
And Andy’s like “I’m just gonna play with some f*ckin' metal bands.” And they were like, “Alright, this breaks been like three years long. Two years long.
Three years long.
Three and a half?
We gotta f*ckin’ come back man. We gotta come back strong! (-You took my beer away, what the f*ck?!
-No, you poured it all over yourself!
-Yeah, you poured it on yourself, man.) We gotta make this sh*t legit. It's gonna be f*ckin' dope. It's gonna go f*ckin' sky high. We're gonna make a f*ckin' record that sails the skies.
We're gonna call this record: Save Rock and Roll.
So they made "Alone Together", "Light 'Em Up", "Alone Together", "Phoenix".
And everyone’s like “What the f*ck? You’re working with this guy who f*ckin' recorded Avril Lavigne and P!nk!” (-What the f*ck is this on my shirt, did I puke on my shirt?
-No, you poured beer all over yourself.
-Oh god...) Pete was like: “Yo, we're gonna end up on the tour with Panic! At The Disco and Twenty Pilots.”
(Burp, spit)
And that’s all. And that’s all that matters. And that is how the f*cking story goes.
Emmi Wheat Thins I freaking love you for this
i love you for this
Emmi Wheat Thins you are my favorite person on earth for this
Emmi Wheat Thins not all heroes wear capes
Emmi Wheat Thins I APPRECIATE YOU HOW-
I love that not a single one of the three songs that Brendon said was on From Under the Cork Tree was on From Under the Cork Tree lol
Future Child:Mama can I have a bedtime story?
Me: Of Course child! Gather round, I shall tell a story passed through the generations!
Future child: yay!
Me: it was the summer of 2001...
You copied this from a comment that was published two years ago…
Briqn Almeida was it? I just saw it in a meme somewhere lol
Oh lol
Still telling this sacred story to my future children
Me to my future grandchildren
i love how at 3:36 pete smiles and then realizes he has to be serious again
HAHAHA
AHA YES
me too
😂
this is my roman empire
So Brendon from panic! Is talking about FOB whilst Patrick is wearing a fucking TØP top help tooooo many fandoms!
TØP was not out in 2001 HOW IS PATRICK A TIME TRAVELER ILLUMINATI COMEFERED
+TØP panic! At the pity party lol
Damn he must have thought of the band before it was made.
help
and then your profile pic noo
congratulations, brendon. you can count to ten.
pam hurst-guerra lol😂😂
He isn't as think as you drunk he is
Dominique _ He isn't as think as you drunk he is
Dominique _ what??? I am confused. U need some help from jacksfilms. Imma YGS ur ass
poopy poopy no it's lyrics from the sing don't threaten me with a good time and Brendon says "I'm not as think as you drunk I am" and Brendon is the dude who is very drunk
poopy poopy yea, look up the song
pet world ik I was just trying to find another fanbase on here!!
The fact he's drunk and still sings REALLY good bruh
5 years later, still gold.
It's actually 4
i didn't believe you until i looked at the release date
500th like XD
spacecraft dun centuries later, still gold. This is legendary and you know legends never die, but if you don’t know now you know
@@medalia7622 I'm taking back the crown I'm all dressed up and naked I see what's mine and take it
it’s summer of 2001. (snort) joe meets patrick and he’s like “yo i know about music.” and patrick’s like “yo i know more about music.” “that’s impossible. do you wanna start a band?” and patrick’s like, “yeah, that’s cool.” and then he’s like “yo this is a book store, it's not a music store!”
and then they met at patrick’s house. so patrick’s wearing shorts and socks and a hat. patrick is playing drums for some fucking reason. and pete’s there for some reason! they start playing music together. and they're like “oh! let’s play some fucking covers from some other bands!” it was like green day and fucking misfits and fucking ramones. pete said to joe “yo we gotta change this shit up! yo, we’ve played all these bands; let’s play shit from fall out boy.” and so pete and patrick are like “yo that’s dope. but we need a fucking drummer!” Because patrick’s playing drums and he’s a singer!
patrick’s like “yo, I got a soul voice!” and they're like “wait how do you have a soul voice?” and he’s like “yo watch this, yeahahahhahaahahehh!”
and they’re like “oh my GOD that sounds like soul!” so they put it in the song and it was like “WHERE IS YOUR BOY TONIGHTTTT!”
and then they’re like, “yo that's fucking perfect. this is fall out boy.” and they made records like evening out with your ex girlfriend. evening out with your ex girlfriend, everybody loves it.
~it’s called evening out with your girlfriend.~ with your ex girlfriend! it’s called evening out with your ex girlfriend! it’s called,, *eating out your girlfriend, and it's real and it doesn't matter.* and pete talked to patrick and joe and he was like “yo what the FUCK! yo this is gonna be fucking dope!!”
so they made a record, and it was called, take this to your grave. they made it without a drummer! And they had like three four drummers come in. the four drummers they had come in were like, josh freese, neil peart, the dude from toto. the fourth one was like the guy from papa roach or something. and they were like, “yo we need Andy hurley. andy hurley. take this to your grave. fucking record it.” and he did it, and he killed it. he was like, bakrisidjjjdjdidixiejd! killing the skins! tapping the skins! tapping the rims! playing the shit! killing these bitches! wrapping it out!
“you’re getting a fucking tattoo right now! what the fuck is going on?” “we should get signed to fueled by ramen. cause these guys know what the fuck is going on.” and they were like “yo if you can make our scene any bigger than it is, which is not fucking hard, we will sign you guys." pete was like ”yo! we got this record that’s fucking dope dude! it’s called take this to your grave.“
hey, it's gonna be called from under the cork tree, it's gonna be fuckin' huge. and then patrick’s like "i gotta keep it real, i gotta keep it artistic. these are three songs that are gonna make the album and it's called (burp) this is called ‘thnks fr th mmrs,' '20 $$ nosebleed,' and 'sugar, we’re goin down.'
and they made this record that was fucking dope and it fucking hit on the charts. like, one, two, three! three two one! three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine ten! ten to one!!!!!!!! from under the cork tree sold like, four million records! ten million records! fifteen million records! and brendon urie had nothing to do with the entire record. and patrick was like “that’s good!” pete was like “yo fuck you! i can do whatever i want!” joe was like “yea it's cool man, whatever…... i don’t give a shit.” and then andy was like “eh, cool” and pete was like "makeup is fucking great for a guy. because it makes a guy look beautiful. Which a lot of times, a guy is not beautiful. and i wanna change that. i wanna make sure everybody thinks that guys are beautiful."
“i’m good so far” “you wanna spit one more time?” “Yeah, I do” “shut the fuck” pete was like “oh my god im so embarrassed about this dick pic!”
and then i saw the dick pic, and i was like “eh, it's not bad. it’s not a bad dick. let’s be real.” we made rollin stone one issue before fall out boy. and fall out boy made the issue right after us and they were so pissed! they were like “yo fuck you guys!” they were like “yo panic has the fucking cover of rolling stone? yo fuck these dudes! we’re gonna fucking go miles above! we’re gonna hit every fucking continent there is known to man!”
but they didn’t! because they missed a second of time. apparently they were like “oh shit we got every continent.” and they didn’t actually hit it. dude, pete was like "what the FUCK?” oh you didn’t fucking make the continent. it’s like fuck you!
so from under the cork tree happens, we fucking have three, four years of awesomeness!!!!! like people are cumming on themselves, cause it's so big! so fall out boy was like, so patricks like “yo we're gonna name this record from under the cork tree and from infinity on high.” pete was like “yo folie à deux means the theatric of two.” fall out boy was like “yo we gotta take a break” meaning pete was like “yo we gotta take a break bro” and patrick’s like, “i need time for my music! uhh!”
and joe’s like “yo i need time to find the fucking art dude i gotta find some fucking meau metal.” and andy’s like “i’m just gonna play with some fucking metal bands.” and they were like, “alright this break’s been like three years long. two years long.
three years long.
three and a half?
we gotta fuckin’ come back man. we gotta come back strong! “you took my beer away, what the fuck?” “no you poured it all over yourself!” “yeah you poured it on yourself, man” we gotta make this shit legit. it’s gonna be fucking dope. it’s gonna go fucking sky high. we’re gonna make a fucking record that sails the skies. we’re gonna call this record save rock and roll. so they made alone together, light em up, alone together, phoenix,
and everyone’s like “what the fuck? ur working with this guy who fucking recorded avril lavigne and P!nk!” “What the fuck is this on my shirt, did I puke on my shirt?” “no you poured beer all over yourself” “ohgod...”pete was like yo we're gonna end up on the tour with panic! at the disco and twenty pilots.” and that’s all. and that’s all that matters. and that is how the fucking story goes.
Imma screenshot this and keep it.
What did u just-
@@vickucollins7934 yes. Yes they did exactly what you think they did
we should make a book out of this and then sell it lol
NO! You wrote it ALL! I need to marry someone like you, because I only ever do that! Appreciated!
"What the fuck, you took my beer away, why did you take my beer away?"
"You were spilling it all over your shirt"
*Moments later*
"..What the fuck is this on my shirt?"
John LaurensTM this is actually me when I drink lmao
JOHN LAURENS I FOUND U
I was on the train to see brendon in kinky boots in nyc and i was watching this and at that part i lost it and started laughing so hard. The entire train car just turned to me and looked at me with so much judgment.
ive literally done this
That actually happened at a military cook out I went to before
It's nice to feel 14 again watching this
I need FOB to do a Drunk History of Panic! video
So they got together, and then this dude left, and this dude left, and this dude.
Then, he turns into a demon.
AnD tHeN, fOr SoMe ReAsOn ThIs DuDe StArTeD wAlKiNg Up A fUcKiNg BuIlDiNg
Yasss
@@maricarermitanio3840 and then became a disney princess
When Pray For The Wicked comes out and Brendon goes on tour, Pete Wentz gotta do Drunk History Of Panic! At The Disco
BUT THEN THE OLD BAND MEMBERS
Zack Isnt Okay YESSSS
Zack Isnt Okay, Pete said he'll only do Panic!'s Drunk History when Brendon wins a Grammy.
Avenue Teal SOMEONE GIVE BRENDON A GRAMMY
Melancholy Angel, then we better hope Pray For The Wicked wins it for him.
Zack Isnt Okay we’ll just get cardboard figures
Still waiting for fall out boy to do a drunk history of Panic!
Or even Brendon doing a drunk history of panic
OR TWENTY PILOTS
@@jhankarbhanj3776 drunk people doesn't give a sh*t about anything, he'll probably tell the truth about the brake up, cape town and... ryden oh god i can't. That's why he doesn't talk about that while he's drunk
@@jhankarbhanj3776 my heart is broken since July 6, 2009 :c
@@jhankarbhanj3776 welcome to the cult! ahhaahaha i was 15 when they broke up and i was like ok i'm done with life (very dramatic btw but youth you know) still my heart it's sore i'm so sorry i never got to see them live
Brendon brings joy to my life. I'm glad the bad words aren't censored, because if they were, literally 50% of the video would be that censor sound.
Edit: Did Brendon just say 20 pilots?
@@mojobandito1979 lol
*Brendon as your history tracher*
*Gets in the clasroom*
*Gets drunk*
Brendon: It was the summer of 2001
킴 전 이 카 I would take that class
Emcake 2249 SAME
ARMY
Jimin with no Jams I'm an army and i love panic at the disco 😂
Emcake 2249 SAME