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Harlequins are pretty much the eldar equivalent to grey knights. An elite unit that specializes in fighting chaos, and you have to leave your former self behind to become one.
@@beefyblom *JESUS,PLEASE HELP ME ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS,AMEN.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE CINTAMANI STONE,ZORAN LAZAREVIC.-THE FANDOM APP WIKI SEARCH................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *Then,I took it small and slow.I got a,brand-new start with a revised target of,only 5,000 steps a day.I kept on to that,target for 66 days................................................................................................................................................................................* *Then,I upped it to 6,000 steps a day.I kept,on to that level for over 100 days.Currently,I am walking 7000 steps a day.I will eventually reach 10,000 steps a day,in 6 months.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *JAEDEN ABNER D'SA PEREIRA........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE PAINLESS METHOD,TO WALK 10,000 STEPS A DAY BY THE CA CLUB[CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS].--GOOGLE SEARCH.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE HELSREACH VIDEO BY THE ROSTAM 40K CHANNEL ON UA-cam..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *"That which is unknown and unseen,commands the greatest fear."-Motto of the Culexus Temple...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE DETERMINATOR BY TV TROPES................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER GIVE UP FOR,ANYTHING ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF ALL THE ULTRA-DEATHLESSLY ULTRA-DEATHLESS ULTRA-AGELESSLY ULTRA-AGELESS ULTRA-BOUNDLESSLY ULTRA-BOUNDLESS ULTRA-TIMELESSY ULTRA-TIMELESS ULTRA-OMNIPOTENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPOTENT ULTRA-OMNISCIENTLY ULTRA-OMNISCIENT ULTRA-OMNIPRESENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPRESENT ULTRA-OMNIPSIONICALLY ULTRA-OMNIPSIONIC ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLY ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLE ULTRA-INERASBLY ULTRA-INERABSABLE ULTRA-IRREPLICABLY ULTRA-IRREPLICABLE ULTRA-UNENDINGLY ULTRA-UNENDING ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLY ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLE ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLE ULTRA-SELF SUSTAININGLY ULTRA-SELF-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTAINED-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTENANCE OF BY ITSELF OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF ULTRA-YEARS...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... ............................................................................................................* *NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE FOR ANYTHING;NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE.UP..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *NO REMORSE,NO PITY,NO MERCY........................................................................................................................ .......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE LORD OF THE RINGS:THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING THE BEGINNING SCENE,THE ORCS MARCH ON MINAS TIRITH,GLADIATOR [2000] MOVIE:THE BEGINNING BATTLE SCENE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way].............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
@@beefyblom *JESUS,PLEASE HELP ME ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS,AMEN.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE CINTAMANI STONE,ZORAN LAZAREVIC.-THE FANDOM APP WIKI SEARCH................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *Then,I took it small and slow.I got a,brand-new start with a revised target of,only 5,000 steps a day.I kept on to that,target for 66 days................................................................................................................................................................................* *Then,I upped it to 6,000 steps a day.I kept,on to that level for over 100 days.Currently,I am walking 7000 steps a day.I will eventually reach 10,000 steps a day,in 6 months.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *JAEDEN ABNER D'SA PEREIRA........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE PAINLESS METHOD,TO WALK 10,000 STEPS A DAY BY THE CA CLUB[CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS].--GOOGLE SEARCH.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE HELSREACH VIDEO BY THE ROSTAM 40K CHANNEL ON UA-cam..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *"That which is unknown and unseen,commands the greatest fear."-Motto of the Culexus Temple...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE DETERMINATOR BY TV TROPES................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER GIVE UP FOR,ANYTHING ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF ALL THE ULTRA-DEATHLESSLY ULTRA-DEATHLESS ULTRA-AGELESSLY ULTRA-AGELESS ULTRA-BOUNDLESSLY ULTRA-BOUNDLESS ULTRA-TIMELESSY ULTRA-TIMELESS ULTRA-OMNIPOTENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPOTENT ULTRA-OMNISCIENTLY ULTRA-OMNISCIENT ULTRA-OMNIPRESENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPRESENT ULTRA-OMNIPSIONICALLY ULTRA-OMNIPSIONIC ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLY ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLE ULTRA-INERASBLY ULTRA-INERABSABLE ULTRA-IRREPLICABLY ULTRA-IRREPLICABLE ULTRA-UNENDINGLY ULTRA-UNENDING ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLY ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLE ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLE ULTRA-SELF SUSTAININGLY ULTRA-SELF-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTAINED-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTENANCE OF BY ITSELF OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF ULTRA-YEARS...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... ............................................................................................................* *NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE FOR ANYTHING;NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE.UP..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *NO REMORSE,NO PITY,NO MERCY........................................................................................................................ .......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE LORD OF THE RINGS:THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING THE BEGINNING SCENE,THE ORCS MARCH ON MINAS TIRITH,GLADIATOR [2000] MOVIE:THE BEGINNING BATTLE SCENE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way].............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
@@beefyblom *JESUS,PLEASE HELP ME ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS,AMEN.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE CINTAMANI STONE,ZORAN LAZAREVIC.-THE FANDOM APP WIKI SEARCH................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *Then,I took it small and slow.I got a,brand-new start with a revised target of,only 5,000 steps a day.I kept on to that,target for 66 days................................................................................................................................................................................* *Then,I upped it to 6,000 steps a day.I kept,on to that level for over 100 days.Currently,I am walking 7000 steps a day.I will eventually reach 10,000 steps a day,in 6 months.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *JAEDEN ABNER D'SA PEREIRA........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE PAINLESS METHOD,TO WALK 10,000 STEPS A DAY BY THE CA CLUB[CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS].--GOOGLE SEARCH.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE HELSREACH VIDEO BY THE ROSTAM 40K CHANNEL ON UA-cam..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *"That which is unknown and unseen,commands the greatest fear."-Motto of the Culexus Temple...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE DETERMINATOR BY TV TROPES................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER GIVE UP FOR,ANYTHING ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF ALL THE ULTRA-DEATHLESSLY ULTRA-DEATHLESS ULTRA-AGELESSLY ULTRA-AGELESS ULTRA-BOUNDLESSLY ULTRA-BOUNDLESS ULTRA-TIMELESSY ULTRA-TIMELESS ULTRA-OMNIPOTENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPOTENT ULTRA-OMNISCIENTLY ULTRA-OMNISCIENT ULTRA-OMNIPRESENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPRESENT ULTRA-OMNIPSIONICALLY ULTRA-OMNIPSIONIC ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLY ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLE ULTRA-INERASBLY ULTRA-INERABSABLE ULTRA-IRREPLICABLY ULTRA-IRREPLICABLE ULTRA-UNENDINGLY ULTRA-UNENDING ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLY ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLE ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLE ULTRA-SELF SUSTAININGLY ULTRA-SELF-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTAINED-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTENANCE OF BY ITSELF OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF ULTRA-YEARS...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... ............................................................................................................* *NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE FOR ANYTHING;NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE.UP..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *NO REMORSE,NO PITY,NO MERCY........................................................................................................................ .......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE LORD OF THE RINGS:THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING THE BEGINNING SCENE,THE ORCS MARCH ON MINAS TIRITH,GLADIATOR [2000] MOVIE:THE BEGINNING BATTLE SCENE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
Honestly it'd be pretty hard to tell. Not only because each solitaire is already a walk meat grinder. But I don't think people will be sane long enough to tell (them being a blank and all) what their looking at is a soulless knife-eared tree-f×ker Or an ancient all powerful warp god that's about to pull the biggest whip and nae nae in history on your unfortunate ass.
Cegorach is an interesting character, as he is the ONLY remaining Eldar god. All the rest are either still unborn (Ynnead), shattered to fragments (Khaine), a prisoner of the Chaos Gods (Isha), or were slaughtered the day Slaanesh was born. Imagine what must be going on through his head. He before was the most intelligent Eldar god, but spent his intelligence on mere playful mischief among the gods and their worshippers. Imagine what happened in his mind the day most of the Eldar were devoured, and all his friends shattered, taken, or devoured as well. Imagine that intelligence, one to rival or possibly even EXCEED that of Tzeench, turned from minor mischief towards the protection of what few Eldar remain, the destruction of their enemies, and the ruination of Slaanesh. Think about that, and understand why Cegorach laughs. He laughs because it's funny. He has spent millennia setting up this joke, the ultimate joke, on Slaanesh. His anticipation of the punchline of this, his final, greatest joke, is too much to hold in, and so he laughs because he can't. The time of the punchline is nearly here.
I agree, lol Cegorach might see this as an opportunity, dunno if that would be him main intention, but he is basically the only free/living/intact Elder God , the gods the eldar worshppped were the biggest and the highest in the warp ! And Cegorach was also in this top !
Solitaires are an absolute menace. In the Harlequin codex, you can have a variety of troops, and bikes, and snipers and seers; but the Codex makes it very clear that you are only allowed to have ONE Solitaire.
@@CorvusCorone68 *JESUS,PLEASE HELP ME ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS,AMEN.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE CINTAMANI STONE,ZORAN LAZAREVIC.-THE FANDOM APP WIKI SEARCH................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *Then,I took it small and slow.I got a,brand-new start with a revised target of,only 5,000 steps a day.I kept on to that,target for 66 days................................................................................................................................................................................* *Then,I upped it to 6,000 steps a day.I kept,on to that level for over 100 days.Currently,I am walking 7000 steps a day.I will eventually reach 10,000 steps a day,in 6 months.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *JAEDEN ABNER D'SA PEREIRA........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE PAINLESS METHOD,TO WALK 10,000 STEPS A DAY BY THE CA CLUB[CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS].--GOOGLE SEARCH.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE HELSREACH VIDEO BY THE ROSTAM 40K CHANNEL ON UA-cam..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *"That which is unknown and unseen,commands the greatest fear."-Motto of the Culexus Temple...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE DETERMINATOR BY TV TROPES................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER GIVE UP FOR,ANYTHING ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF ALL THE ULTRA-DEATHLESSLY ULTRA-DEATHLESS ULTRA-AGELESSLY ULTRA-AGELESS ULTRA-BOUNDLESSLY ULTRA-BOUNDLESS ULTRA-TIMELESSY ULTRA-TIMELESS ULTRA-OMNIPOTENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPOTENT ULTRA-OMNISCIENTLY ULTRA-OMNISCIENT ULTRA-OMNIPRESENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPRESENT ULTRA-OMNIPSIONICALLY ULTRA-OMNIPSIONIC ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLY ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLE ULTRA-INERASBLY ULTRA-INERABSABLE ULTRA-IRREPLICABLY ULTRA-IRREPLICABLE ULTRA-UNENDINGLY ULTRA-UNENDING ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLY ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLE ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLE ULTRA-SELF SUSTAININGLY ULTRA-SELF-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTAINED-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTENANCE OF BY ITSELF OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF ULTRA-YEARS...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... ............................................................................................................* *NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE FOR ANYTHING;NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE.UP..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *NO REMORSE,NO PITY,NO MERCY........................................................................................................................ .......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE LORD OF THE RINGS:THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING THE BEGINNING SCENE,THE ORCS MARCH ON MINAS TIRITH,GLADIATOR [2000] MOVIE:THE BEGINNING BATTLE SCENE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
@@CorvusCorone68 *JESUS,PLEASE HELP ME ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS,AMEN.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE CINTAMANI STONE,ZORAN LAZAREVIC.-THE FANDOM APP WIKI SEARCH................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *Then,I took it small and slow.I got a,brand-new start with a revised target of,only 5,000 steps a day.I kept on to that,target for 66 days................................................................................................................................................................................* *Then,I upped it to 6,000 steps a day.I kept,on to that level for over 100 days.Currently,I am walking 7000 steps a day.I will eventually reach 10,000 steps a day,in 6 months.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *JAEDEN ABNER D'SA PEREIRA........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE PAINLESS METHOD,TO WALK 10,000 STEPS A DAY BY THE CA CLUB[CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS].--GOOGLE SEARCH.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE HELSREACH VIDEO BY THE ROSTAM 40K CHANNEL ON UA-cam..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *"That which is unknown and unseen,commands the greatest fear."-Motto of the Culexus Temple...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE DETERMINATOR BY TV TROPES................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER GIVE UP FOR,ANYTHING ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF ALL THE ULTRA-DEATHLESSLY ULTRA-DEATHLESS ULTRA-AGELESSLY ULTRA-AGELESS ULTRA-BOUNDLESSLY ULTRA-BOUNDLESS ULTRA-TIMELESSY ULTRA-TIMELESS ULTRA-OMNIPOTENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPOTENT ULTRA-OMNISCIENTLY ULTRA-OMNISCIENT ULTRA-OMNIPRESENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPRESENT ULTRA-OMNIPSIONICALLY ULTRA-OMNIPSIONIC ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLY ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLE ULTRA-INERASBLY ULTRA-INERABSABLE ULTRA-IRREPLICABLY ULTRA-IRREPLICABLE ULTRA-UNENDINGLY ULTRA-UNENDING ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLY ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLE ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLE ULTRA-SELF SUSTAININGLY ULTRA-SELF-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTAINED-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTENANCE OF BY ITSELF OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF ULTRA-YEARS...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... ............................................................................................................* *NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE FOR ANYTHING;NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE.UP..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *NO REMORSE,NO PITY,NO MERCY........................................................................................................................ .......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE LORD OF THE RINGS:THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING THE BEGINNING SCENE,THE ORCS MARCH ON MINAS TIRITH,GLADIATOR [2000] MOVIE:THE BEGINNING BATTLE SCENE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
@@CorvusCorone68 *JESUS,PLEASE HELP ME ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS,AMEN.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE CINTAMANI STONE,ZORAN LAZAREVIC.-THE FANDOM APP WIKI SEARCH................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *Then,I took it small and slow.I got a,brand-new start with a revised target of,only 5,000 steps a day.I kept on to that,target for 66 days................................................................................................................................................................................* *Then,I upped it to 6,000 steps a day.I kept,on to that level for over 100 days.Currently,I am walking 7000 steps a day.I will eventually reach 10,000 steps a day,in 6 months.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *JAEDEN ABNER D'SA PEREIRA........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE PAINLESS METHOD,TO WALK 10,000 STEPS A DAY BY THE CA CLUB[CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS].--GOOGLE SEARCH.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE HELSREACH VIDEO BY THE ROSTAM 40K CHANNEL ON UA-cam..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *"That which is unknown and unseen,commands the greatest fear."-Motto of the Culexus Temple...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE DETERMINATOR BY TV TROPES................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER GIVE UP FOR,ANYTHING ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF ALL THE ULTRA-DEATHLESSLY ULTRA-DEATHLESS ULTRA-AGELESSLY ULTRA-AGELESS ULTRA-BOUNDLESSLY ULTRA-BOUNDLESS ULTRA-TIMELESSY ULTRA-TIMELESS ULTRA-OMNIPOTENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPOTENT ULTRA-OMNISCIENTLY ULTRA-OMNISCIENT ULTRA-OMNIPRESENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPRESENT ULTRA-OMNIPSIONICALLY ULTRA-OMNIPSIONIC ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLY ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLE ULTRA-INERASBLY ULTRA-INERABSABLE ULTRA-IRREPLICABLY ULTRA-IRREPLICABLE ULTRA-UNENDINGLY ULTRA-UNENDING ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLY ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLE ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLE ULTRA-SELF SUSTAININGLY ULTRA-SELF-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTAINED-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTENANCE OF BY ITSELF OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF ULTRA-YEARS...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... ............................................................................................................* *NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE FOR ANYTHING;NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE.UP..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *NO REMORSE,NO PITY,NO MERCY........................................................................................................................ .......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE LORD OF THE RINGS:THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING THE BEGINNING SCENE,THE ORCS MARCH ON MINAS TIRITH,GLADIATOR [2000] MOVIE:THE BEGINNING BATTLE SCENE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
@@CorvusCorone68 *JESUS,PLEASE HELP ME ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS,AMEN.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE CINTAMANI STONE,ZORAN LAZAREVIC.-THE FANDOM APP WIKI SEARCH................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *Then,I took it small and slow.I got a,brand-new start with a revised target of,only 5,000 steps a day.I kept on to that,target for 66 days................................................................................................................................................................................* *Then,I upped it to 6,000 steps a day.I kept,on to that level for over 100 days.Currently,I am walking 7000 steps a day.I will eventually reach 10,000 steps a day,in 6 months.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *JAEDEN ABNER D'SA PEREIRA........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE PAINLESS METHOD,TO WALK 10,000 STEPS A DAY BY THE CA CLUB[CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS].--GOOGLE SEARCH.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE HELSREACH VIDEO BY THE ROSTAM 40K CHANNEL ON UA-cam..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *"That which is unknown and unseen,commands the greatest fear."-Motto of the Culexus Temple...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE DETERMINATOR BY TV TROPES................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER GIVE UP FOR,ANYTHING ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF ALL THE ULTRA-DEATHLESSLY ULTRA-DEATHLESS ULTRA-AGELESSLY ULTRA-AGELESS ULTRA-BOUNDLESSLY ULTRA-BOUNDLESS ULTRA-TIMELESSY ULTRA-TIMELESS ULTRA-OMNIPOTENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPOTENT ULTRA-OMNISCIENTLY ULTRA-OMNISCIENT ULTRA-OMNIPRESENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPRESENT ULTRA-OMNIPSIONICALLY ULTRA-OMNIPSIONIC ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLY ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLE ULTRA-INERASBLY ULTRA-INERABSABLE ULTRA-IRREPLICABLY ULTRA-IRREPLICABLE ULTRA-UNENDINGLY ULTRA-UNENDING ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLY ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLE ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLE ULTRA-SELF SUSTAININGLY ULTRA-SELF-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTAINED-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTENANCE OF BY ITSELF OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF ULTRA-YEARS...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... ............................................................................................................* *NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE FOR ANYTHING;NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE.UP..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *NO REMORSE,NO PITY,NO MERCY........................................................................................................................ .......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE LORD OF THE RINGS:THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING THE BEGINNING SCENE,THE ORCS MARCH ON MINAS TIRITH,GLADIATOR [2000] MOVIE:THE BEGINNING BATTLE SCENE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
The difference between Harlequins and Dark Eldar is that the Harlies kill you BEFORE putting you in weird sex positions. Dark Eldar kill you BY putting you in weird sex positions! Gotta love the meme lords of 40k.
@@dermilchmann25 Just because someone plays a certain faction doesn't make them a Metaslave lol. Models are expensive, most people can just go out and buy the best army whenever the next spicy codex drops XD.
I'm a total newb to painting, but I've been creative. I've been making little balloons, whips, handcuffs, spray graffiti, mirrors, tiny Xmas present looking boxes, little flags sticking out from the guns that say "BANG!" like a Wylie Coyote cartoon, and obituaries from the newspaper paper macheted as my harly's flags and vehicle wrap, etc. They also have tied many of the normal eldar troops' legs together, spraypainted obscenities on their armor as a joke, etc. I'm not clear on whether or not the slightly overblown aesthetic disqualifies the models from ever being used in a game, but I don't really care. They're sexy lil' ladies and it's gonna be a good story when people ask "what craftworld logo is that supposed to be, on those guardians there?" and I'm all "Naw, that's a dick." Amazingly, this seems to almost work in the lore.
These guys are my pick for the "good guy" faction of the setting. They're the only ones that actually have a long term plan, have not totally screwed said plan up, and are not total assholes about it. Compare that to the others: Chaos: took 13 tries to complete step 1 of their master plan, plus the gods literally represent everything bad about the setting. The Imperium: a collective 10,000-year-long panic attack primarily focused on delaying the inevitable while also shooting themselves in the foot every other day. The Orks: basically that kind of person who is so baked 24/7 that they give absolutely no fucks about anything. I wouldn't be surprised if they literally do not understand the concept of "the future." The T'au: are going to be rendered extinct faster than Horus's fashion sense the moment another faction decides they're an actual threat. The Dark Eldar: see the above about the Imperium. And finally the Craftworlders, who actually did have a plan but managed to screw it up despite having millennia to prepare as well as the ability to see the future.
@Hidetaka Miyazaki In more ways than one. Many that actually still have self-awareness are about as grounded in reality as an above-average Ork, their general demeanor is much like that of the Imperium, and much like Chaos they seem to be struggling with the first couple steps of their plan.
@Hidetaka Miyazaki I do think they do have a bit of a point, though really all of the leaders are absurdly intelligent, the only qualifying factor here is being above the mindless automatons in some way.
According to the Ghazghkull book, the orks don't have a word for 'future'. they call it the 'now-forever' and the past is called the 'eaten-now'. I suppose it proves the Orks really don't have a concept of time, but seeing how they actually like it in the 40k universe, why would they try and change it?
I remember reading somewhere that some Harlequins have visited human worlds, performing dances to entertain the locals. Because they wear masks, they can pass for tall humans, so the Inquisition allows it. Fucking funny.
The difference is that tzeentch is all about changing things and making it intentionally confusing, cegorach would just do unpredictable pranks that might end up killing a few million people.
Harlequins are the epitomy of what aEldari represent: extremely rare, extremely agile, extremely deadly, extremely sexy, extremely knowlegable just... X-TREME
@@captainvalourous6668 Joker of warhemmer: you may believe in the grater good but in the end the jokes are on you because i am the greater good my sweet child
"In recent times many Eldar are feeling the call of the laughing god" I mean... Have you seen the white dwarf update? Those rules are great on the tabletop
Funfact #1: Harlequins are one of the oldest 40k factions. They are here since 1E Rogue Trader, they were first introduced in 1988 in a big box set. They basically predate a ton of armies. They predate Dark Eldar, Sisters of Battle, Imperial Guard (since they were first introduced in 1989 as the Imperial Army), Tau, Necrons etc. They received army support in 2E too, then 3E saw an experimental Harlequins Codex that could be found on the GW website, and then they received further rules and an army list in a White Dwarf article, such as mimes and Harlequin wraithlords, then 3E was left unfinished (where's my promised 3E Codex: Alienhunters, GW!) and Harlequins were relegated to a CW Eldar subfaction in 4E, which was a bummer for us Harlies, but we also got brand new updated resin Harlie models, so, welp, not that bad I guess, still a win. Harlies were reintroduced in 7E just like the Genestealer Cults, and they ended up as a proper playable army again in 8E. Funfact #2: Venoms were originally Harlequin vehicles. Funfact #3: Rogue Trader Harlequins had a looted Land Raider, they also had looting rules, so you could loot almost any vehicle. You could field Looted Harlequin Predators for example :)
Majorkill "we only answer the real questions on this channel such as if space marines are autistic or castrated". Could Majorkill beat a harlequin in a dance off? Now that's a real question.
"That won't happen in real life because you watch Warhammer lore videos in your spare time." If you can't laugh at yourself, then there's nothing worth laughing at.
Couple of points on Harlequins from when they first appeared. They were the 40k version of warhammer Fantasy "wardancers" and still bear a striking resemblance to Wych cults in the whole "performance of pain" thing. Oldhammer Harlequins wore facemasks that projected images of you or your friends/comrades/loved ones dying... as they murdered you. The Chonky gemmed belts were supposedly suspensor belts that allowed the crazy flippity flops they do so love. Seen on the back of one of the pics are a couple of tubes - these are 'Creidann' grenade launchers that lob hallucinogenic nades all over the shop so you'll be tripping when you get filleted. One last point - the tube-like weapon on the Harlies' arm is "the harlequin's kiss". When punched into your tits, this little beauty reels out monofilament into your body that then rotates, liquifying your innards - bone and all. Soupy.
I'd wager the Dark Eldar are having a blast, too. Sure, they've got Slaanesh constantly draining their souls, but the solution to that problem is what Dark Eldar like to do anyways.
Harlequins are probably one of my favorite armies. I loved this video and I do hope you make one explaining the various masques. Your videos have been one of the few things helping me get through the pandemic, and I couldn’t be more thankful for what you do for the 40K community
@@TheNarwhal85 Absolutely this. And also Ghazghul sees Yarrick as one of the greatest adversaries the Orks can have and really _git a gud foight outta da boyz so 'e don't want 'iz WAAAGH! to go soft on 'im, so 'e keeps from krumping 'ole One Eyed Yarrick and tells da boyz Yarrick's real scary (cuz 'e iz) and ded 'ard so deyz keep foight'n 'arder to match 'im. Da Prophet 'iz brutally cunnin' loik dat._ ...Whoops my purple paint err I mean makeup started coming off. How embarrassing. But yeah, Ghazghul using Yarrick as a good adversary to fight (and no we don't talk about the generic space furry marine GW tries to rival-ship him with) Edit: fixed _"dat" not "day" gud gramma iz_ *ahem* important after all.
The Harlequins are a tough faction to put into table top. Their battle style is basically all about insane 30d chess games were they pop in at the last moment and wreck your shit. The only way to probably do them justice is to have your opponent eat a shit load of mushrooms right before playing.
@@jacksonmacpherson6101 I did that in TTS, I can confirm my Shadowseer used that mirror mind roll-off-forever-until-your-opponent-beats-your-roll move and killed his CMD first engagement, probably 6 or 7 in a row on some big bitch space marine I would never have charged if I was sober. This was kill team, if I recall. I've never seen that dude complain so much about anything in the 20 years I've known him. And I've never been so lucky on the dice. Harlies are weird like that. So yes, kids, take drugs if you play harlies. I recommend taking yours the moment you decide on point totals and right before you start building lists. Do that little bit of tedium while straight and then let the laughing god take over.
*JESUS,PLEASE HELP ME ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS,AMEN.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE CINTAMANI STONE,ZORAN LAZAREVIC.-THE FANDOM APP WIKI SEARCH................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *Then,I took it small and slow.I got a,brand-new start with a revised target of,only 5,000 steps a day.I kept on to that,target for 66 days................................................................................................................................................................................* *Then,I upped it to 6,000 steps a day.I kept,on to that level for over 100 days.Currently,I am walking 7000 steps a day.I will eventually reach 10,000 steps a day,in 6 months.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *JAEDEN ABNER D'SA PEREIRA........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE PAINLESS METHOD,TO WALK 10,000 STEPS A DAY BY THE CA CLUB[CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS].--GOOGLE SEARCH.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE HELSREACH VIDEO BY THE ROSTAM 40K CHANNEL ON UA-cam..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *"That which is unknown and unseen,commands the greatest fear."-Motto of the Culexus Temple...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE DETERMINATOR BY TV TROPES................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER GIVE UP FOR,ANYTHING ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF ALL THE ULTRA-DEATHLESSLY ULTRA-DEATHLESS ULTRA-AGELESSLY ULTRA-AGELESS ULTRA-BOUNDLESSLY ULTRA-BOUNDLESS ULTRA-TIMELESSY ULTRA-TIMELESS ULTRA-OMNIPOTENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPOTENT ULTRA-OMNISCIENTLY ULTRA-OMNISCIENT ULTRA-OMNIPRESENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPRESENT ULTRA-OMNIPSIONICALLY ULTRA-OMNIPSIONIC ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLY ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLE ULTRA-INERASBLY ULTRA-INERABSABLE ULTRA-IRREPLICABLY ULTRA-IRREPLICABLE ULTRA-UNENDINGLY ULTRA-UNENDING ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLY ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLE ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLE ULTRA-SELF SUSTAININGLY ULTRA-SELF-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTAINED-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTENANCE OF BY ITSELF OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF ULTRA-YEARS...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... ............................................................................................................* *NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE FOR ANYTHING;NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE.UP..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *NO REMORSE,NO PITY,NO MERCY........................................................................................................................ .......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE LORD OF THE RINGS:THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING THE BEGINNING SCENE,THE ORCS MARCH ON MINAS TIRITH,GLADIATOR [2000] MOVIE:THE BEGINNING BATTLE SCENE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*JESUS,PLEASE HELP ME ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS,AMEN.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE CINTAMANI STONE,ZORAN LAZAREVIC.-THE FANDOM APP WIKI SEARCH................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *Then,I took it small and slow.I got a,brand-new start with a revised target of,only 5,000 steps a day.I kept on to that,target for 66 days................................................................................................................................................................................* *Then,I upped it to 6,000 steps a day.I kept,on to that level for over 100 days.Currently,I am walking 7000 steps a day.I will eventually reach 10,000 steps a day,in 6 months.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *JAEDEN ABNER D'SA PEREIRA........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE PAINLESS METHOD,TO WALK 10,000 STEPS A DAY BY THE CA CLUB[CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS].--GOOGLE SEARCH.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE HELSREACH VIDEO BY THE ROSTAM 40K CHANNEL ON UA-cam..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *"That which is unknown and unseen,commands the greatest fear."-Motto of the Culexus Temple...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE DETERMINATOR BY TV TROPES................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER GIVE UP FOR,ANYTHING ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF ALL THE ULTRA-DEATHLESSLY ULTRA-DEATHLESS ULTRA-AGELESSLY ULTRA-AGELESS ULTRA-BOUNDLESSLY ULTRA-BOUNDLESS ULTRA-TIMELESSY ULTRA-TIMELESS ULTRA-OMNIPOTENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPOTENT ULTRA-OMNISCIENTLY ULTRA-OMNISCIENT ULTRA-OMNIPRESENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPRESENT ULTRA-OMNIPSIONICALLY ULTRA-OMNIPSIONIC ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLY ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLE ULTRA-INERASBLY ULTRA-INERABSABLE ULTRA-IRREPLICABLY ULTRA-IRREPLICABLE ULTRA-UNENDINGLY ULTRA-UNENDING ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLY ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLE ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLE ULTRA-SELF SUSTAININGLY ULTRA-SELF-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTAINED-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTENANCE OF BY ITSELF OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF ULTRA-YEARS...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... ............................................................................................................* *NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE FOR ANYTHING;NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE.UP..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *NO REMORSE,NO PITY,NO MERCY........................................................................................................................ .......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE LORD OF THE RINGS:THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING THE BEGINNING SCENE,THE ORCS MARCH ON MINAS TIRITH,GLADIATOR [2000] MOVIE:THE BEGINNING BATTLE SCENE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*JESUS,PLEASE HELP ME ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS,AMEN.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE CINTAMANI STONE,ZORAN LAZAREVIC.-THE FANDOM APP WIKI SEARCH................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *Then,I took it small and slow.I got a,brand-new start with a revised target of,only 5,000 steps a day.I kept on to that,target for 66 days................................................................................................................................................................................* *Then,I upped it to 6,000 steps a day.I kept,on to that level for over 100 days.Currently,I am walking 7000 steps a day.I will eventually reach 10,000 steps a day,in 6 months.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *JAEDEN ABNER D'SA PEREIRA........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE PAINLESS METHOD,TO WALK 10,000 STEPS A DAY BY THE CA CLUB[CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS].--GOOGLE SEARCH.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE HELSREACH VIDEO BY THE ROSTAM 40K CHANNEL ON UA-cam..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *"That which is unknown and unseen,commands the greatest fear."-Motto of the Culexus Temple...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE DETERMINATOR BY TV TROPES................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER GIVE UP FOR,ANYTHING ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF ALL THE ULTRA-DEATHLESSLY ULTRA-DEATHLESS ULTRA-AGELESSLY ULTRA-AGELESS ULTRA-BOUNDLESSLY ULTRA-BOUNDLESS ULTRA-TIMELESSY ULTRA-TIMELESS ULTRA-OMNIPOTENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPOTENT ULTRA-OMNISCIENTLY ULTRA-OMNISCIENT ULTRA-OMNIPRESENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPRESENT ULTRA-OMNIPSIONICALLY ULTRA-OMNIPSIONIC ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLY ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLE ULTRA-INERASBLY ULTRA-INERABSABLE ULTRA-IRREPLICABLY ULTRA-IRREPLICABLE ULTRA-UNENDINGLY ULTRA-UNENDING ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLY ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLE ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLE ULTRA-SELF SUSTAININGLY ULTRA-SELF-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTAINED-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTENANCE OF BY ITSELF OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF ULTRA-YEARS...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... ............................................................................................................* *NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE FOR ANYTHING;NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE.UP..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *NO REMORSE,NO PITY,NO MERCY........................................................................................................................ .......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE LORD OF THE RINGS:THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING THE BEGINNING SCENE,THE ORCS MARCH ON MINAS TIRITH,GLADIATOR [2000] MOVIE:THE BEGINNING BATTLE SCENE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*JESUS,PLEASE HELP ME ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS,AMEN.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE CINTAMANI STONE,ZORAN LAZAREVIC.-THE FANDOM APP WIKI SEARCH................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *Then,I took it small and slow.I got a,brand-new start with a revised target of,only 5,000 steps a day.I kept on to that,target for 66 days................................................................................................................................................................................* *Then,I upped it to 6,000 steps a day.I kept,on to that level for over 100 days.Currently,I am walking 7000 steps a day.I will eventually reach 10,000 steps a day,in 6 months.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *JAEDEN ABNER D'SA PEREIRA........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE PAINLESS METHOD,TO WALK 10,000 STEPS A DAY BY THE CA CLUB[CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS].--GOOGLE SEARCH.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE HELSREACH VIDEO BY THE ROSTAM 40K CHANNEL ON UA-cam..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *"That which is unknown and unseen,commands the greatest fear."-Motto of the Culexus Temple...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE DETERMINATOR BY TV TROPES................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER GIVE UP FOR,ANYTHING ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF ALL THE ULTRA-DEATHLESSLY ULTRA-DEATHLESS ULTRA-AGELESSLY ULTRA-AGELESS ULTRA-BOUNDLESSLY ULTRA-BOUNDLESS ULTRA-TIMELESSY ULTRA-TIMELESS ULTRA-OMNIPOTENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPOTENT ULTRA-OMNISCIENTLY ULTRA-OMNISCIENT ULTRA-OMNIPRESENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPRESENT ULTRA-OMNIPSIONICALLY ULTRA-OMNIPSIONIC ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLY ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLE ULTRA-INERASBLY ULTRA-INERABSABLE ULTRA-IRREPLICABLY ULTRA-IRREPLICABLE ULTRA-UNENDINGLY ULTRA-UNENDING ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLY ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLE ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLE ULTRA-SELF SUSTAININGLY ULTRA-SELF-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTAINED-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTENANCE OF BY ITSELF OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF ULTRA-YEARS...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... ............................................................................................................* *NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE FOR ANYTHING;NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE.UP..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *NO REMORSE,NO PITY,NO MERCY........................................................................................................................ .......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE LORD OF THE RINGS:THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING THE BEGINNING SCENE,THE ORCS MARCH ON MINAS TIRITH,GLADIATOR [2000] MOVIE:THE BEGINNING BATTLE SCENE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*JESUS,PLEASE HELP ME ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS,AMEN.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE CINTAMANI STONE,ZORAN LAZAREVIC.-THE FANDOM APP WIKI SEARCH................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *Then,I took it small and slow.I got a,brand-new start with a revised target of,only 5,000 steps a day.I kept on to that,target for 66 days................................................................................................................................................................................* *Then,I upped it to 6,000 steps a day.I kept,on to that level for over 100 days.Currently,I am walking 7000 steps a day.I will eventually reach 10,000 steps a day,in 6 months.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *JAEDEN ABNER D'SA PEREIRA........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE PAINLESS METHOD,TO WALK 10,000 STEPS A DAY BY THE CA CLUB[CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS].--GOOGLE SEARCH.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE HELSREACH VIDEO BY THE ROSTAM 40K CHANNEL ON UA-cam..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *"That which is unknown and unseen,commands the greatest fear."-Motto of the Culexus Temple...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE DETERMINATOR BY TV TROPES................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER GIVE UP FOR,ANYTHING ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF ALL THE ULTRA-DEATHLESSLY ULTRA-DEATHLESS ULTRA-AGELESSLY ULTRA-AGELESS ULTRA-BOUNDLESSLY ULTRA-BOUNDLESS ULTRA-TIMELESSY ULTRA-TIMELESS ULTRA-OMNIPOTENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPOTENT ULTRA-OMNISCIENTLY ULTRA-OMNISCIENT ULTRA-OMNIPRESENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPRESENT ULTRA-OMNIPSIONICALLY ULTRA-OMNIPSIONIC ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLY ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLE ULTRA-INERASBLY ULTRA-INERABSABLE ULTRA-IRREPLICABLY ULTRA-IRREPLICABLE ULTRA-UNENDINGLY ULTRA-UNENDING ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLY ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLE ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLE ULTRA-SELF SUSTAININGLY ULTRA-SELF-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTAINED-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTENANCE OF BY ITSELF OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF ULTRA-YEARS...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... ............................................................................................................* *NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE FOR ANYTHING;NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE.UP..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *NO REMORSE,NO PITY,NO MERCY........................................................................................................................ .......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *THE LORD OF THE RINGS:THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING THE BEGINNING SCENE,THE ORCS MARCH ON MINAS TIRITH,GLADIATOR [2000] MOVIE:THE BEGINNING BATTLE SCENE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................* *"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
8:17: "Fighting a troop of Harlequins, is like fighting a meth'd-up bodybuilder, weilding two double-ended dildoes - you're just gonna get fucked" Never have I heard such a discription in my life but god damn dude, you made me laugh so hard, the neighbours dog started barking
Thank you for doing the Harlequins. While I at least had some basic knowledge on each other faction in 40k, I didn't know jack about the Harlequins besides them being Eldar clowns and following a "Laughing God".
I want like a musical where the harlequins sing about the eldars past and you get to see some eldar hildrens reactions and everyone is really scared when the solitare just says "IT IS I SLANNESH"
I've just listened to the Heirs of The Laughing God books... these fools are badass and I'm thoroughly impressed with these couple of audio-dramas. Like whoa
I agree, lol Cegorach might see this as an opportunity, dunno if that would be him main intention, but he is basically the only free/living/intact Elder God , the gods the eldar worshppped were the biggest and the highest in the warp ! And Cegorach was also in this top !
I love Cegorach because he just lives and breathes to piss off everyone else and that is something I have to respect. It takes a special kind of mad genius to piss off Slaanesh and get out of it unscathed every single time.
It has been a long time (I started playing harlequins with their original box set), but I'm pretty sure the Harlequins existed before the fall. Just not as warrior troubadours. They were followers of Cegorach who did plays based off Eldar lore.
Yes to another video please! The Harlequins were my first army and I love hearing more about them. They are also fun as shit to play and smash Space Marine face with.
Head cannon: I wouldn't be surprised if the eldar gods actually were psychic god-machines. If they really were created by the eldar, then i expect that the old ones would have done some divine brain surgery to yoke them to the cause and get them under control. Hell, i expect Asyuran's prefall clergy were in near total control of the god or his thoughts. I would make the lack of intervention to prevent the fall make more sense to me
I'm so excited for the potential ork refresh that I don't even care that this video is about knife ears that wear clown makeup, I just want to consume warhammer
I just like to think flight of the valkyries playing with these guys absolutely dominating some space marines in song and dance prancing along the battlefield lol
Eavy metal painter: "but if I paint them less intricately we might sell more models" Games workshop: "its not about selling models its about sending a message"
Can we all just appreciate how Majorkill doesn’t monetize his videos? Apart from Patreon and the occasional sponsor for things we might actually want to buy, he does this for free. Thank you Majorkill!
This video makes me want to go back to my old gaming group for a cameo with my Solitaire...yes, my GM let me play an Eldar in Dark Heresy and my ascension class was Solitaire. No, he saw nothing wrong with it.
According to the Eldar, there are four ways of coping with destruction: Cling to the old ways as best as you can Dive headfirst into the madness and try to feed it so it doesn't consume you live in the woods and eschew all forms of luxury become a fucking clown
You know, I hope one day majrokill talks about the Bel Tan and refrences everyone's favorite permavirgin Macha trying to get her eldar webway invaded by the king of magpies Gabriel Angelos.
I’ve been trying to decide what to build my first army between Harlequins, Night Lords and Crimson Fists... I liked the video, but it hasn’t made the choice any easier haha
If I could watch just one battle from 40k, it would be one with Harlequins
That would moisten me up for sure
If you wanna get moist then click here : www.patreon.com/majorkill
majorkill, you should make a video on top 10 big tiddie eldar girlfriends
Hey major kill let me tell you a joke ... OMS xD
Harlequins vs Custodes would be nice :-D
Third.
I'd love to see a Solitaire vs Rock Lee at his prime.
Craftworld Eldar- literally dying out by the second
Harlequins- Alright ladies and gentlemen, before we start off our performance I just want to say a quick thanks to our sponsor
RAID SHADOW LEGENDS in the grim dark future.
I find this stupid funny.
@@memesterjohnson1402 So basically Nord VPN is the webway equivalent.
Surfshark obviously XD
You too can protect your soul from being devoured by using Nord VPN
Harlequins are proving that even in grimdark endless war future 4Chan is still strong and kicking.
I the grimderpness of the far future there only WAR!!! ...
And 4chan.
Based
The whole 4Chan had less sex than 1 harlequin
based and warhammer-pilled
Harlequins are pretty much the eldar equivalent to grey knights. An elite unit that specializes in fighting chaos, and you have to leave your former self behind to become one.
"You bring one Eldar to this battle? *One!?* You've lost your senses, Thaddeus."
"I know, I thought it was over-kill too."
love a bit of Balders.
My favourite is the harlequin mini car that drives around with a comedic number of harlequins crammed inside.
😂😂 every faction thinks they're hot shit until the comically small car pulls into battle.
*Entry of the Gladiators starts playing*
Meanwhile UA-cam: Hmmm, yes. Mortal Kombat gameplay.
Same here buddy.
yep because why the hell not...
Cause a Harleyquin will spam fuck you like a pro scorpion player XD
OOOOHHHHH, THAT'S WHY ITS HERE! THAT IS SO SMART!
I was going to ask, is it Johnny Cage: Ninja Mime, Shang Tsung's Fatality, or the inclusion of Joker?
"Saving humans from themselves by killing them when they try to mess with shit, they don't understand" someone give this man an award.
Undeniably more effective than the other ældars' method of spouting some vague warning, then running away decrying you a fool for not listening
Nailed it
@@beefyblom *JESUS,PLEASE HELP ME ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS,AMEN.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE CINTAMANI STONE,ZORAN LAZAREVIC.-THE FANDOM APP WIKI SEARCH................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*Then,I took it small and slow.I got a,brand-new start with a revised target of,only 5,000 steps a day.I kept on to that,target for 66 days................................................................................................................................................................................*
*Then,I upped it to 6,000 steps a day.I kept,on to that level for over 100 days.Currently,I am walking 7000 steps a day.I will eventually reach 10,000 steps a day,in 6 months.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*JAEDEN ABNER D'SA PEREIRA........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE PAINLESS METHOD,TO WALK 10,000 STEPS A DAY BY THE CA CLUB[CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS].--GOOGLE SEARCH.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE HELSREACH VIDEO BY THE ROSTAM 40K CHANNEL ON UA-cam..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"That which is unknown and unseen,commands the greatest fear."-Motto of the Culexus Temple...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE DETERMINATOR BY TV TROPES................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER GIVE UP FOR,ANYTHING ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF ALL THE ULTRA-DEATHLESSLY ULTRA-DEATHLESS ULTRA-AGELESSLY ULTRA-AGELESS ULTRA-BOUNDLESSLY ULTRA-BOUNDLESS ULTRA-TIMELESSY ULTRA-TIMELESS ULTRA-OMNIPOTENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPOTENT ULTRA-OMNISCIENTLY ULTRA-OMNISCIENT ULTRA-OMNIPRESENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPRESENT ULTRA-OMNIPSIONICALLY ULTRA-OMNIPSIONIC ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLY ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLE ULTRA-INERASBLY ULTRA-INERABSABLE ULTRA-IRREPLICABLY ULTRA-IRREPLICABLE ULTRA-UNENDINGLY ULTRA-UNENDING ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLY ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLE ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLE ULTRA-SELF SUSTAININGLY ULTRA-SELF-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTAINED-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTENANCE OF BY ITSELF OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF ULTRA-YEARS......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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*NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE FOR ANYTHING;NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE.UP..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO REMORSE,NO PITY,NO MERCY........................................................................................................................
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*THE LORD OF THE RINGS:THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING THE BEGINNING SCENE,THE ORCS MARCH ON MINAS TIRITH,GLADIATOR [2000] MOVIE:THE BEGINNING BATTLE SCENE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way].............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
@@beefyblom *JESUS,PLEASE HELP ME ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS,AMEN.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE CINTAMANI STONE,ZORAN LAZAREVIC.-THE FANDOM APP WIKI SEARCH................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*Then,I took it small and slow.I got a,brand-new start with a revised target of,only 5,000 steps a day.I kept on to that,target for 66 days................................................................................................................................................................................*
*Then,I upped it to 6,000 steps a day.I kept,on to that level for over 100 days.Currently,I am walking 7000 steps a day.I will eventually reach 10,000 steps a day,in 6 months.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*JAEDEN ABNER D'SA PEREIRA........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE PAINLESS METHOD,TO WALK 10,000 STEPS A DAY BY THE CA CLUB[CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS].--GOOGLE SEARCH.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE HELSREACH VIDEO BY THE ROSTAM 40K CHANNEL ON UA-cam..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"That which is unknown and unseen,commands the greatest fear."-Motto of the Culexus Temple...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE DETERMINATOR BY TV TROPES................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER GIVE UP FOR,ANYTHING ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF ALL THE ULTRA-DEATHLESSLY ULTRA-DEATHLESS ULTRA-AGELESSLY ULTRA-AGELESS ULTRA-BOUNDLESSLY ULTRA-BOUNDLESS ULTRA-TIMELESSY ULTRA-TIMELESS ULTRA-OMNIPOTENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPOTENT ULTRA-OMNISCIENTLY ULTRA-OMNISCIENT ULTRA-OMNIPRESENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPRESENT ULTRA-OMNIPSIONICALLY ULTRA-OMNIPSIONIC ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLY ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLE ULTRA-INERASBLY ULTRA-INERABSABLE ULTRA-IRREPLICABLY ULTRA-IRREPLICABLE ULTRA-UNENDINGLY ULTRA-UNENDING ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLY ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLE ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLE ULTRA-SELF SUSTAININGLY ULTRA-SELF-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTAINED-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTENANCE OF BY ITSELF OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF ULTRA-YEARS......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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*NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE FOR ANYTHING;NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE.UP..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO REMORSE,NO PITY,NO MERCY........................................................................................................................
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*THE LORD OF THE RINGS:THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING THE BEGINNING SCENE,THE ORCS MARCH ON MINAS TIRITH,GLADIATOR [2000] MOVIE:THE BEGINNING BATTLE SCENE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way].............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
@@beefyblom *JESUS,PLEASE HELP ME ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS,AMEN.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE CINTAMANI STONE,ZORAN LAZAREVIC.-THE FANDOM APP WIKI SEARCH................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*Then,I took it small and slow.I got a,brand-new start with a revised target of,only 5,000 steps a day.I kept on to that,target for 66 days................................................................................................................................................................................*
*Then,I upped it to 6,000 steps a day.I kept,on to that level for over 100 days.Currently,I am walking 7000 steps a day.I will eventually reach 10,000 steps a day,in 6 months.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*JAEDEN ABNER D'SA PEREIRA........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE PAINLESS METHOD,TO WALK 10,000 STEPS A DAY BY THE CA CLUB[CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS].--GOOGLE SEARCH.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE HELSREACH VIDEO BY THE ROSTAM 40K CHANNEL ON UA-cam..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"That which is unknown and unseen,commands the greatest fear."-Motto of the Culexus Temple...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE DETERMINATOR BY TV TROPES................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER GIVE UP FOR,ANYTHING ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF ALL THE ULTRA-DEATHLESSLY ULTRA-DEATHLESS ULTRA-AGELESSLY ULTRA-AGELESS ULTRA-BOUNDLESSLY ULTRA-BOUNDLESS ULTRA-TIMELESSY ULTRA-TIMELESS ULTRA-OMNIPOTENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPOTENT ULTRA-OMNISCIENTLY ULTRA-OMNISCIENT ULTRA-OMNIPRESENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPRESENT ULTRA-OMNIPSIONICALLY ULTRA-OMNIPSIONIC ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLY ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLE ULTRA-INERASBLY ULTRA-INERABSABLE ULTRA-IRREPLICABLY ULTRA-IRREPLICABLE ULTRA-UNENDINGLY ULTRA-UNENDING ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLY ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLE ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLE ULTRA-SELF SUSTAININGLY ULTRA-SELF-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTAINED-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTENANCE OF BY ITSELF OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF ULTRA-YEARS......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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*NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE FOR ANYTHING;NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE.UP..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO REMORSE,NO PITY,NO MERCY........................................................................................................................
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*THE LORD OF THE RINGS:THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING THE BEGINNING SCENE,THE ORCS MARCH ON MINAS TIRITH,GLADIATOR [2000] MOVIE:THE BEGINNING BATTLE SCENE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
“We need to surgically remove whatever is causing your unbridle coulrophobia” -The emperor
*Accidentally creates coulrophilia instead*
...Shit.
*BAZINGA* ...
The fact that any Solitaire you run into might actually be Cegorach is pretty spooky
Honestly it'd be pretty hard to tell.
Not only because each solitaire is already a walk meat grinder.
But I don't think people will be sane long enough to tell (them being a blank and all) what their looking at is a soulless knife-eared tree-f×ker
Or an ancient all powerful warp god that's about to pull the biggest whip and nae nae in history on your unfortunate ass.
Cegorach is an interesting character, as he is the ONLY remaining Eldar god. All the rest are either still unborn (Ynnead), shattered to fragments (Khaine), a prisoner of the Chaos Gods (Isha), or were slaughtered the day Slaanesh was born.
Imagine what must be going on through his head. He before was the most intelligent Eldar god, but spent his intelligence on mere playful mischief among the gods and their worshippers.
Imagine what happened in his mind the day most of the Eldar were devoured, and all his friends shattered, taken, or devoured as well.
Imagine that intelligence, one to rival or possibly even EXCEED that of Tzeench, turned from minor mischief towards the protection of what few Eldar remain, the destruction of their enemies, and the ruination of Slaanesh.
Think about that, and understand why Cegorach laughs.
He laughs because it's funny. He has spent millennia setting up this joke, the ultimate joke, on Slaanesh. His anticipation of the punchline of this, his final, greatest joke, is too much to hold in, and so he laughs because he can't.
The time of the punchline is nearly here.
Either that or he saw malice
I agree, lol Cegorach might see this as an opportunity, dunno if that would be him main intention, but he is basically the only free/living/intact Elder God , the gods the eldar worshppped were the biggest and the highest in the warp ! And Cegorach was also in this top !
Cegorach's joke:
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.
.
Only in death does doody end.
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.
.
I'll see myself out.
Sheogorath? Anyone? What came first, wh40k or elder scrolls?
Isha is interesting\
hope she gets freed
Solitaires are an absolute menace.
In the Harlequin codex, you can have a variety of troops, and bikes, and snipers and seers; but the Codex makes it very clear that you are only allowed to have ONE Solitaire.
it's like the inverse ninja rule; the more they are, the less they matter; the less they are, the more they matter
@@CorvusCorone68 *JESUS,PLEASE HELP ME ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS,AMEN.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE CINTAMANI STONE,ZORAN LAZAREVIC.-THE FANDOM APP WIKI SEARCH................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*Then,I took it small and slow.I got a,brand-new start with a revised target of,only 5,000 steps a day.I kept on to that,target for 66 days................................................................................................................................................................................*
*Then,I upped it to 6,000 steps a day.I kept,on to that level for over 100 days.Currently,I am walking 7000 steps a day.I will eventually reach 10,000 steps a day,in 6 months.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*JAEDEN ABNER D'SA PEREIRA........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE PAINLESS METHOD,TO WALK 10,000 STEPS A DAY BY THE CA CLUB[CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS].--GOOGLE SEARCH.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE HELSREACH VIDEO BY THE ROSTAM 40K CHANNEL ON UA-cam..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"That which is unknown and unseen,commands the greatest fear."-Motto of the Culexus Temple...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE DETERMINATOR BY TV TROPES................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER GIVE UP FOR,ANYTHING ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF ALL THE ULTRA-DEATHLESSLY ULTRA-DEATHLESS ULTRA-AGELESSLY ULTRA-AGELESS ULTRA-BOUNDLESSLY ULTRA-BOUNDLESS ULTRA-TIMELESSY ULTRA-TIMELESS ULTRA-OMNIPOTENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPOTENT ULTRA-OMNISCIENTLY ULTRA-OMNISCIENT ULTRA-OMNIPRESENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPRESENT ULTRA-OMNIPSIONICALLY ULTRA-OMNIPSIONIC ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLY ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLE ULTRA-INERASBLY ULTRA-INERABSABLE ULTRA-IRREPLICABLY ULTRA-IRREPLICABLE ULTRA-UNENDINGLY ULTRA-UNENDING ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLY ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLE ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLE ULTRA-SELF SUSTAININGLY ULTRA-SELF-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTAINED-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTENANCE OF BY ITSELF OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF ULTRA-YEARS......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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*NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE FOR ANYTHING;NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE.UP..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO REMORSE,NO PITY,NO MERCY........................................................................................................................
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*THE LORD OF THE RINGS:THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING THE BEGINNING SCENE,THE ORCS MARCH ON MINAS TIRITH,GLADIATOR [2000] MOVIE:THE BEGINNING BATTLE SCENE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
@@CorvusCorone68 *JESUS,PLEASE HELP ME ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS,AMEN.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE CINTAMANI STONE,ZORAN LAZAREVIC.-THE FANDOM APP WIKI SEARCH................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*Then,I took it small and slow.I got a,brand-new start with a revised target of,only 5,000 steps a day.I kept on to that,target for 66 days................................................................................................................................................................................*
*Then,I upped it to 6,000 steps a day.I kept,on to that level for over 100 days.Currently,I am walking 7000 steps a day.I will eventually reach 10,000 steps a day,in 6 months.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*JAEDEN ABNER D'SA PEREIRA........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE PAINLESS METHOD,TO WALK 10,000 STEPS A DAY BY THE CA CLUB[CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS].--GOOGLE SEARCH.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE HELSREACH VIDEO BY THE ROSTAM 40K CHANNEL ON UA-cam..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"That which is unknown and unseen,commands the greatest fear."-Motto of the Culexus Temple...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE DETERMINATOR BY TV TROPES................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER GIVE UP FOR,ANYTHING ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF ALL THE ULTRA-DEATHLESSLY ULTRA-DEATHLESS ULTRA-AGELESSLY ULTRA-AGELESS ULTRA-BOUNDLESSLY ULTRA-BOUNDLESS ULTRA-TIMELESSY ULTRA-TIMELESS ULTRA-OMNIPOTENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPOTENT ULTRA-OMNISCIENTLY ULTRA-OMNISCIENT ULTRA-OMNIPRESENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPRESENT ULTRA-OMNIPSIONICALLY ULTRA-OMNIPSIONIC ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLY ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLE ULTRA-INERASBLY ULTRA-INERABSABLE ULTRA-IRREPLICABLY ULTRA-IRREPLICABLE ULTRA-UNENDINGLY ULTRA-UNENDING ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLY ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLE ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLE ULTRA-SELF SUSTAININGLY ULTRA-SELF-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTAINED-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTENANCE OF BY ITSELF OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF ULTRA-YEARS......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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*NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE FOR ANYTHING;NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE.UP..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO REMORSE,NO PITY,NO MERCY........................................................................................................................
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*THE LORD OF THE RINGS:THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING THE BEGINNING SCENE,THE ORCS MARCH ON MINAS TIRITH,GLADIATOR [2000] MOVIE:THE BEGINNING BATTLE SCENE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
@@CorvusCorone68 *JESUS,PLEASE HELP ME ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS,AMEN.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE CINTAMANI STONE,ZORAN LAZAREVIC.-THE FANDOM APP WIKI SEARCH................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*Then,I took it small and slow.I got a,brand-new start with a revised target of,only 5,000 steps a day.I kept on to that,target for 66 days................................................................................................................................................................................*
*Then,I upped it to 6,000 steps a day.I kept,on to that level for over 100 days.Currently,I am walking 7000 steps a day.I will eventually reach 10,000 steps a day,in 6 months.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*JAEDEN ABNER D'SA PEREIRA........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE PAINLESS METHOD,TO WALK 10,000 STEPS A DAY BY THE CA CLUB[CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS].--GOOGLE SEARCH.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE HELSREACH VIDEO BY THE ROSTAM 40K CHANNEL ON UA-cam..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"That which is unknown and unseen,commands the greatest fear."-Motto of the Culexus Temple...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE DETERMINATOR BY TV TROPES................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER GIVE UP FOR,ANYTHING ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF ALL THE ULTRA-DEATHLESSLY ULTRA-DEATHLESS ULTRA-AGELESSLY ULTRA-AGELESS ULTRA-BOUNDLESSLY ULTRA-BOUNDLESS ULTRA-TIMELESSY ULTRA-TIMELESS ULTRA-OMNIPOTENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPOTENT ULTRA-OMNISCIENTLY ULTRA-OMNISCIENT ULTRA-OMNIPRESENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPRESENT ULTRA-OMNIPSIONICALLY ULTRA-OMNIPSIONIC ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLY ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLE ULTRA-INERASBLY ULTRA-INERABSABLE ULTRA-IRREPLICABLY ULTRA-IRREPLICABLE ULTRA-UNENDINGLY ULTRA-UNENDING ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLY ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLE ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLE ULTRA-SELF SUSTAININGLY ULTRA-SELF-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTAINED-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTENANCE OF BY ITSELF OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF ULTRA-YEARS......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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*NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE FOR ANYTHING;NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE.UP..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO REMORSE,NO PITY,NO MERCY........................................................................................................................
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*THE LORD OF THE RINGS:THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING THE BEGINNING SCENE,THE ORCS MARCH ON MINAS TIRITH,GLADIATOR [2000] MOVIE:THE BEGINNING BATTLE SCENE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
@@CorvusCorone68 *JESUS,PLEASE HELP ME ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS,AMEN.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE CINTAMANI STONE,ZORAN LAZAREVIC.-THE FANDOM APP WIKI SEARCH................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*Then,I took it small and slow.I got a,brand-new start with a revised target of,only 5,000 steps a day.I kept on to that,target for 66 days................................................................................................................................................................................*
*Then,I upped it to 6,000 steps a day.I kept,on to that level for over 100 days.Currently,I am walking 7000 steps a day.I will eventually reach 10,000 steps a day,in 6 months.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*JAEDEN ABNER D'SA PEREIRA........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE PAINLESS METHOD,TO WALK 10,000 STEPS A DAY BY THE CA CLUB[CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS].--GOOGLE SEARCH.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE HELSREACH VIDEO BY THE ROSTAM 40K CHANNEL ON UA-cam..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"That which is unknown and unseen,commands the greatest fear."-Motto of the Culexus Temple...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE DETERMINATOR BY TV TROPES................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER GIVE UP FOR,ANYTHING ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF ALL THE ULTRA-DEATHLESSLY ULTRA-DEATHLESS ULTRA-AGELESSLY ULTRA-AGELESS ULTRA-BOUNDLESSLY ULTRA-BOUNDLESS ULTRA-TIMELESSY ULTRA-TIMELESS ULTRA-OMNIPOTENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPOTENT ULTRA-OMNISCIENTLY ULTRA-OMNISCIENT ULTRA-OMNIPRESENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPRESENT ULTRA-OMNIPSIONICALLY ULTRA-OMNIPSIONIC ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLY ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLE ULTRA-INERASBLY ULTRA-INERABSABLE ULTRA-IRREPLICABLY ULTRA-IRREPLICABLE ULTRA-UNENDINGLY ULTRA-UNENDING ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLY ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLE ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLE ULTRA-SELF SUSTAININGLY ULTRA-SELF-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTAINED-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTENANCE OF BY ITSELF OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF ULTRA-YEARS......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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*NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE FOR ANYTHING;NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE.UP..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO REMORSE,NO PITY,NO MERCY........................................................................................................................
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*THE LORD OF THE RINGS:THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING THE BEGINNING SCENE,THE ORCS MARCH ON MINAS TIRITH,GLADIATOR [2000] MOVIE:THE BEGINNING BATTLE SCENE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
The difference between Harlequins and Dark Eldar is that the Harlies kill you BEFORE putting you in weird sex positions. Dark Eldar kill you BY putting you in weird sex positions! Gotta love the meme lords of 40k.
there's at least one part in the Kama Sutra where the sex position results in the death of the slave by her neck breaking
I play Harlequins, and I paint my Death Jesters in matte, corporate colors like Ronald McDonald with a "McShriker Cannon".
m e t a s l a v e /s
@@dermilchmann25 Just because someone plays a certain faction doesn't make them a Metaslave lol. Models are expensive, most people can just go out and buy the best army whenever the next spicy codex drops XD.
@@Watcher-in-the-Dark Sorry, forgot to add /s
The ronald troupe, truly terrifying buch of harlequins.
I'm a total newb to painting, but I've been creative. I've been making little balloons, whips, handcuffs, spray graffiti, mirrors, tiny Xmas present looking boxes, little flags sticking out from the guns that say "BANG!" like a Wylie Coyote cartoon, and obituaries from the newspaper paper macheted as my harly's flags and vehicle wrap, etc. They also have tied many of the normal eldar troops' legs together, spraypainted obscenities on their armor as a joke, etc.
I'm not clear on whether or not the slightly overblown aesthetic disqualifies the models from ever being used in a game, but I don't really care. They're sexy lil' ladies and it's gonna be a good story when people ask "what craftworld logo is that supposed to be, on those guardians there?" and I'm all "Naw, that's a dick."
Amazingly, this seems to almost work in the lore.
The reason why there are so few Harlequins is because they are so bloody hard to paint.
I thought it was because thy have not been updated since the days of metal miniatures.
I can’t paint checkerboards
Them fucking squares
That is if you insist on the checkers pattern. Otherwise, they are fairly simple.
@@davidgarcia-wb1yn that is if you wanna have'em look good and like Harlequins instead of just expensive shit...
These guys are my pick for the "good guy" faction of the setting. They're the only ones that actually have a long term plan, have not totally screwed said plan up, and are not total assholes about it. Compare that to the others:
Chaos: took 13 tries to complete step 1 of their master plan, plus the gods literally represent everything bad about the setting.
The Imperium: a collective 10,000-year-long panic attack primarily focused on delaying the inevitable while also shooting themselves in the foot every other day.
The Orks: basically that kind of person who is so baked 24/7 that they give absolutely no fucks about anything. I wouldn't be surprised if they literally do not understand the concept of "the future."
The T'au: are going to be rendered extinct faster than Horus's fashion sense the moment another faction decides they're an actual threat.
The Dark Eldar: see the above about the Imperium.
And finally the Craftworlders, who actually did have a plan but managed to screw it up despite having millennia to prepare as well as the ability to see the future.
@Hidetaka Miyazaki In more ways than one. Many that actually still have self-awareness are about as grounded in reality as an above-average Ork, their general demeanor is much like that of the Imperium, and much like Chaos they seem to be struggling with the first couple steps of their plan.
@Hidetaka Miyazaki Yes, no, and all the rest of that is pretty interesting.
remember how one masque made Vect look like a god? granted, that was hilarious.
@Hidetaka Miyazaki I do think they do have a bit of a point, though really all of the leaders are absurdly intelligent, the only qualifying factor here is being above the mindless automatons in some way.
According to the Ghazghkull book, the orks don't have a word for 'future'. they call it the 'now-forever' and the past is called the 'eaten-now'. I suppose it proves the Orks really don't have a concept of time, but seeing how they actually like it in the 40k universe, why would they try and change it?
I remember reading somewhere that some Harlequins have visited human worlds, performing dances to entertain the locals. Because they wear masks, they can pass for tall humans, so the Inquisition allows it. Fucking funny.
what about their ears?
@@zanir2387 They see it as part of the masks,I guess.
I read on the Wiki I think that the Harlequins are the only Xenos allowed to travel freely through Imperial space.
@@58jharrisyeah, cause it’s not worth the effort to try stop them.
I mean really, wtf is the Inquisition gonna do against a Harlequin troupe? They'd know better than to mess with them.
I feel like the laughing god and Tzeentch can go toe to toe when it comes to confusing the hell out of each other.
The difference is that tzeentch is all about changing things and making it intentionally confusing, cegorach would just do unpredictable pranks that might end up killing a few million people.
Bazinga
Also Sheogorath had a comedy stand up webway dual with Magnus the nerd
Which is still in hold
What mistake number were we on for Magnus?
It's spelled Cegorach
BAZINGA
Nah, he's on vacation in Pelagius' mind and the Dragonborn has to go get him with the Wabberjack
Eldar 1: "Hmm, I'm bored"
Eldar 2: "Ok hear me out, blood orgies"
Eldar 1: "I'm listening."
Harlequins are the epitomy of what aEldari represent:
extremely rare, extremely agile, extremely deadly, extremely sexy, extremely knowlegable
just...
X-TREME
Last time I was that early, The Big E was less Handsome than a Custodian Majorkill.
So u are 10k years late?....
Joker of warhemmer: we live in a weab way
@@chosenofkhorne2951
Commander Farsight: You rang? 😏
@@alketsadedinaj3011 more like 28000 years earlier
@@captainvalourous6668 Joker of warhemmer: you may believe in the grater good but in the end the jokes are on you because i am the greater good my sweet child
They are artists. They are performance artists. They are hired by people to fulfil their fantasies. Their deep dark fantasies
Deep♂Dark♂Fantasy
Gachimuchi for life !
Jhin from Lol has a similar artistic outlook on his "job"
I subbed to a 40k lore channel and now my wife thinks I'm gay.
When are you going to break the news that you are...
After she drops you off to school on the morning.
@@MrEnollx look she better have packed me a goddamn snack-pack or I’m going to lose my shit today
Boy you got $2 for the tuck shop get outta here.
@@MrEnollx make it 5$ and I won’t tell her about your frequent visits to the local bathhouse
"In recent times many Eldar are feeling the call of the laughing god"
I mean... Have you seen the white dwarf update? Those rules are great on the tabletop
Funfact #1: Harlequins are one of the oldest 40k factions. They are here since 1E Rogue Trader, they were first introduced in 1988 in a big box set. They basically predate a ton of armies. They predate Dark Eldar, Sisters of Battle, Imperial Guard (since they were first introduced in 1989 as the Imperial Army), Tau, Necrons etc. They received army support in 2E too, then 3E saw an experimental Harlequins Codex that could be found on the GW website, and then they received further rules and an army list in a White Dwarf article, such as mimes and Harlequin wraithlords, then 3E was left unfinished (where's my promised 3E Codex: Alienhunters, GW!) and Harlequins were relegated to a CW Eldar subfaction in 4E, which was a bummer for us Harlies, but we also got brand new updated resin Harlie models, so, welp, not that bad I guess, still a win. Harlies were reintroduced in 7E just like the Genestealer Cults, and they ended up as a proper playable army again in 8E.
Funfact #2: Venoms were originally Harlequin vehicles.
Funfact #3: Rogue Trader Harlequins had a looted Land Raider, they also had looting rules, so you could loot almost any vehicle. You could field Looted Harlequin Predators for example :)
I can hear the laughing god while watching this video saying "B A Z Z I N G A"
you should get that checked out
@@TheNarwhal85 I think so cause even after the video I can still hear it. H e l p
I believe that the "bazinga" voice belongs to the deciever, judging on how annoyed/unsettled cegorach gets when it appears
@@deni140492deni I think that might be true. I don't know yet because I'm quite new to warhammer so I'm still learning.
B A Z I N G A
Last time I was that early, Aeldari got Phoenix Lords models
Oof
Thanks for the Ridge code... but let’s be honest nothing drops panties quicker than the sound of the ripping of a billabong Velcro wallet
Can we appreciate how the meme God has some of the biggest badass in the system
Majorkill "we only answer the real questions on this channel such as if space marines are autistic or castrated".
Could Majorkill beat a harlequin in a dance off? Now that's a real question.
Bold words for someone within... DANCING DISTANCE
Harlequins are calesthenics buff people that got bored winning American Ninja Warrior series over and over again.
I actually never liked Harlequins until this video.
I always thought they were stupid but you got me sold on the murder clowns. It's an army of Its
And only in 40k would the murder clowns be the wise ones in the galaxy
"That won't happen in real life because you watch Warhammer lore videos in your spare time."
If you can't laugh at yourself, then there's nothing worth laughing at.
Couple of points on Harlequins from when they first appeared. They were the 40k version of warhammer Fantasy "wardancers" and still bear a striking resemblance to Wych cults in the whole "performance of pain" thing. Oldhammer Harlequins wore facemasks that projected images of you or your friends/comrades/loved ones dying... as they murdered you. The Chonky gemmed belts were supposedly suspensor belts that allowed the crazy flippity flops they do so love. Seen on the back of one of the pics are a couple of tubes - these are 'Creidann' grenade launchers that lob hallucinogenic nades all over the shop so you'll be tripping when you get filleted. One last point - the tube-like weapon on the Harlies' arm is "the harlequin's kiss". When punched into your tits, this little beauty reels out monofilament into your body that then rotates, liquifying your innards - bone and all. Soupy.
"THE CLOWN!" 😫
-Wammudes
I'd wager the Dark Eldar are having a blast, too. Sure, they've got Slaanesh constantly draining their souls, but the solution to that problem is what Dark Eldar like to do anyways.
Harlequins are probably one of my favorite armies. I loved this video and I do hope you make one explaining the various masques. Your videos have been one of the few things helping me get through the pandemic, and I couldn’t be more thankful for what you do for the 40K community
Everytime I think "hey it would be cool if majorkill did a video on this faction", the video has just come out.
Hands down the best Warhammer channel
Last time I was this early Yarrick wasn’t immortal.
What. Yarrick is immortal???
Yeah what?
@@hayte4650 da ork boyz think yarik greates warboss can't die. ork waaaagh keep him alive
So you was mever this earlier?
@@TheNarwhal85 Absolutely this. And also Ghazghul sees Yarrick as one of the greatest adversaries the Orks can have and really _git a gud foight outta da boyz so 'e don't want 'iz WAAAGH! to go soft on 'im, so 'e keeps from krumping 'ole One Eyed Yarrick and tells da boyz Yarrick's real scary (cuz 'e iz) and ded 'ard so deyz keep foight'n 'arder to match 'im. Da Prophet 'iz brutally cunnin' loik dat._
...Whoops my purple paint err I mean makeup started coming off. How embarrassing. But yeah, Ghazghul using Yarrick as a good adversary to fight (and no we don't talk about the generic space furry marine GW tries to rival-ship him with)
Edit: fixed _"dat" not "day" gud gramma iz_ *ahem* important after all.
So basically the harlequins are channers?, hell they even live in a information nexus
The last time somebody played Harlequins, I was never here.
I fight a Harlequins player pretty frequently. I always lose fyi.
The Harlequins are a tough faction to put into table top. Their battle style is basically all about insane 30d chess games were they pop in at the last moment and wreck your shit. The only way to probably do them justice is to have your opponent eat a shit load of mushrooms right before playing.
@@jacksonmacpherson6101 I did that in TTS, I can confirm my Shadowseer used that mirror mind roll-off-forever-until-your-opponent-beats-your-roll move and killed his CMD first engagement, probably 6 or 7 in a row on some big bitch space marine I would never have charged if I was sober. This was kill team, if I recall.
I've never seen that dude complain so much about anything in the 20 years I've known him. And I've never been so lucky on the dice.
Harlies are weird like that.
So yes, kids, take drugs if you play harlies. I recommend taking yours the moment you decide on point totals and right before you start building lists. Do that little bit of tedium while straight and then let the laughing god take over.
@@davemccombs I'd recommend taking LSD, Peyote, DMT, Ayahuasca or shrooms for full affect.
0:39 Now that's a professional ad transition if I've ever seen one
I had a deja vu during the Ridge sponsorship part of the video
Me too
I know he used it before, I just don't know what video it was in
So these guys are the embodiment of quality over quantity
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*THE CINTAMANI STONE,ZORAN LAZAREVIC.-THE FANDOM APP WIKI SEARCH................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*Then,I took it small and slow.I got a,brand-new start with a revised target of,only 5,000 steps a day.I kept on to that,target for 66 days................................................................................................................................................................................*
*Then,I upped it to 6,000 steps a day.I kept,on to that level for over 100 days.Currently,I am walking 7000 steps a day.I will eventually reach 10,000 steps a day,in 6 months.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*JAEDEN ABNER D'SA PEREIRA........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE PAINLESS METHOD,TO WALK 10,000 STEPS A DAY BY THE CA CLUB[CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS].--GOOGLE SEARCH.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE HELSREACH VIDEO BY THE ROSTAM 40K CHANNEL ON UA-cam..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
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*"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE DETERMINATOR BY TV TROPES................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER GIVE UP FOR,ANYTHING ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF ALL THE ULTRA-DEATHLESSLY ULTRA-DEATHLESS ULTRA-AGELESSLY ULTRA-AGELESS ULTRA-BOUNDLESSLY ULTRA-BOUNDLESS ULTRA-TIMELESSY ULTRA-TIMELESS ULTRA-OMNIPOTENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPOTENT ULTRA-OMNISCIENTLY ULTRA-OMNISCIENT ULTRA-OMNIPRESENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPRESENT ULTRA-OMNIPSIONICALLY ULTRA-OMNIPSIONIC ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLY ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLE ULTRA-INERASBLY ULTRA-INERABSABLE ULTRA-IRREPLICABLY ULTRA-IRREPLICABLE ULTRA-UNENDINGLY ULTRA-UNENDING ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLY ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLE ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLE ULTRA-SELF SUSTAININGLY ULTRA-SELF-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTAINED-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTENANCE OF BY ITSELF OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF ULTRA-YEARS......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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*NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE FOR ANYTHING;NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE.UP..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO REMORSE,NO PITY,NO MERCY........................................................................................................................
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*THE LORD OF THE RINGS:THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING THE BEGINNING SCENE,THE ORCS MARCH ON MINAS TIRITH,GLADIATOR [2000] MOVIE:THE BEGINNING BATTLE SCENE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*JESUS,PLEASE HELP ME ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS,AMEN.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE CINTAMANI STONE,ZORAN LAZAREVIC.-THE FANDOM APP WIKI SEARCH................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*Then,I took it small and slow.I got a,brand-new start with a revised target of,only 5,000 steps a day.I kept on to that,target for 66 days................................................................................................................................................................................*
*Then,I upped it to 6,000 steps a day.I kept,on to that level for over 100 days.Currently,I am walking 7000 steps a day.I will eventually reach 10,000 steps a day,in 6 months.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*JAEDEN ABNER D'SA PEREIRA........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE PAINLESS METHOD,TO WALK 10,000 STEPS A DAY BY THE CA CLUB[CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS].--GOOGLE SEARCH.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE HELSREACH VIDEO BY THE ROSTAM 40K CHANNEL ON UA-cam..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"That which is unknown and unseen,commands the greatest fear."-Motto of the Culexus Temple...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE DETERMINATOR BY TV TROPES................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER GIVE UP FOR,ANYTHING ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF ALL THE ULTRA-DEATHLESSLY ULTRA-DEATHLESS ULTRA-AGELESSLY ULTRA-AGELESS ULTRA-BOUNDLESSLY ULTRA-BOUNDLESS ULTRA-TIMELESSY ULTRA-TIMELESS ULTRA-OMNIPOTENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPOTENT ULTRA-OMNISCIENTLY ULTRA-OMNISCIENT ULTRA-OMNIPRESENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPRESENT ULTRA-OMNIPSIONICALLY ULTRA-OMNIPSIONIC ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLY ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLE ULTRA-INERASBLY ULTRA-INERABSABLE ULTRA-IRREPLICABLY ULTRA-IRREPLICABLE ULTRA-UNENDINGLY ULTRA-UNENDING ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLY ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLE ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLE ULTRA-SELF SUSTAININGLY ULTRA-SELF-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTAINED-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTENANCE OF BY ITSELF OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF ULTRA-YEARS......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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*NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE FOR ANYTHING;NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE.UP..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO REMORSE,NO PITY,NO MERCY........................................................................................................................
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*THE LORD OF THE RINGS:THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING THE BEGINNING SCENE,THE ORCS MARCH ON MINAS TIRITH,GLADIATOR [2000] MOVIE:THE BEGINNING BATTLE SCENE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*JESUS,PLEASE HELP ME ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS,AMEN.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE CINTAMANI STONE,ZORAN LAZAREVIC.-THE FANDOM APP WIKI SEARCH................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*Then,I took it small and slow.I got a,brand-new start with a revised target of,only 5,000 steps a day.I kept on to that,target for 66 days................................................................................................................................................................................*
*Then,I upped it to 6,000 steps a day.I kept,on to that level for over 100 days.Currently,I am walking 7000 steps a day.I will eventually reach 10,000 steps a day,in 6 months.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*JAEDEN ABNER D'SA PEREIRA........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE PAINLESS METHOD,TO WALK 10,000 STEPS A DAY BY THE CA CLUB[CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS].--GOOGLE SEARCH.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE HELSREACH VIDEO BY THE ROSTAM 40K CHANNEL ON UA-cam..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"That which is unknown and unseen,commands the greatest fear."-Motto of the Culexus Temple...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE DETERMINATOR BY TV TROPES................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER GIVE UP FOR,ANYTHING ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF ALL THE ULTRA-DEATHLESSLY ULTRA-DEATHLESS ULTRA-AGELESSLY ULTRA-AGELESS ULTRA-BOUNDLESSLY ULTRA-BOUNDLESS ULTRA-TIMELESSY ULTRA-TIMELESS ULTRA-OMNIPOTENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPOTENT ULTRA-OMNISCIENTLY ULTRA-OMNISCIENT ULTRA-OMNIPRESENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPRESENT ULTRA-OMNIPSIONICALLY ULTRA-OMNIPSIONIC ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLY ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLE ULTRA-INERASBLY ULTRA-INERABSABLE ULTRA-IRREPLICABLY ULTRA-IRREPLICABLE ULTRA-UNENDINGLY ULTRA-UNENDING ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLY ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLE ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLE ULTRA-SELF SUSTAININGLY ULTRA-SELF-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTAINED-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTENANCE OF BY ITSELF OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF ULTRA-YEARS......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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*NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE FOR ANYTHING;NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE.UP..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO REMORSE,NO PITY,NO MERCY........................................................................................................................
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*THE LORD OF THE RINGS:THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING THE BEGINNING SCENE,THE ORCS MARCH ON MINAS TIRITH,GLADIATOR [2000] MOVIE:THE BEGINNING BATTLE SCENE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*JESUS,PLEASE HELP ME ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS,AMEN.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE CINTAMANI STONE,ZORAN LAZAREVIC.-THE FANDOM APP WIKI SEARCH................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*Then,I took it small and slow.I got a,brand-new start with a revised target of,only 5,000 steps a day.I kept on to that,target for 66 days................................................................................................................................................................................*
*Then,I upped it to 6,000 steps a day.I kept,on to that level for over 100 days.Currently,I am walking 7000 steps a day.I will eventually reach 10,000 steps a day,in 6 months.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*JAEDEN ABNER D'SA PEREIRA........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE PAINLESS METHOD,TO WALK 10,000 STEPS A DAY BY THE CA CLUB[CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS].--GOOGLE SEARCH.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE HELSREACH VIDEO BY THE ROSTAM 40K CHANNEL ON UA-cam..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"That which is unknown and unseen,commands the greatest fear."-Motto of the Culexus Temple...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE DETERMINATOR BY TV TROPES................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER GIVE UP FOR,ANYTHING ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF ALL THE ULTRA-DEATHLESSLY ULTRA-DEATHLESS ULTRA-AGELESSLY ULTRA-AGELESS ULTRA-BOUNDLESSLY ULTRA-BOUNDLESS ULTRA-TIMELESSY ULTRA-TIMELESS ULTRA-OMNIPOTENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPOTENT ULTRA-OMNISCIENTLY ULTRA-OMNISCIENT ULTRA-OMNIPRESENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPRESENT ULTRA-OMNIPSIONICALLY ULTRA-OMNIPSIONIC ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLY ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLE ULTRA-INERASBLY ULTRA-INERABSABLE ULTRA-IRREPLICABLY ULTRA-IRREPLICABLE ULTRA-UNENDINGLY ULTRA-UNENDING ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLY ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLE ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLE ULTRA-SELF SUSTAININGLY ULTRA-SELF-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTAINED-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTENANCE OF BY ITSELF OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF ULTRA-YEARS......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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*NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE FOR ANYTHING;NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE.UP..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO REMORSE,NO PITY,NO MERCY........................................................................................................................
.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE LORD OF THE RINGS:THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING THE BEGINNING SCENE,THE ORCS MARCH ON MINAS TIRITH,GLADIATOR [2000] MOVIE:THE BEGINNING BATTLE SCENE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*JESUS,PLEASE HELP ME ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS,AMEN.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE CINTAMANI STONE,ZORAN LAZAREVIC.-THE FANDOM APP WIKI SEARCH................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*Then,I took it small and slow.I got a,brand-new start with a revised target of,only 5,000 steps a day.I kept on to that,target for 66 days................................................................................................................................................................................*
*Then,I upped it to 6,000 steps a day.I kept,on to that level for over 100 days.Currently,I am walking 7000 steps a day.I will eventually reach 10,000 steps a day,in 6 months.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*JAEDEN ABNER D'SA PEREIRA........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE PAINLESS METHOD,TO WALK 10,000 STEPS A DAY BY THE CA CLUB[CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS].--GOOGLE SEARCH.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE HELSREACH VIDEO BY THE ROSTAM 40K CHANNEL ON UA-cam..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"That which is unknown and unseen,commands the greatest fear."-Motto of the Culexus Temple...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE DETERMINATOR BY TV TROPES................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER GIVE UP FOR,ANYTHING ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF ALL THE ULTRA-DEATHLESSLY ULTRA-DEATHLESS ULTRA-AGELESSLY ULTRA-AGELESS ULTRA-BOUNDLESSLY ULTRA-BOUNDLESS ULTRA-TIMELESSY ULTRA-TIMELESS ULTRA-OMNIPOTENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPOTENT ULTRA-OMNISCIENTLY ULTRA-OMNISCIENT ULTRA-OMNIPRESENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPRESENT ULTRA-OMNIPSIONICALLY ULTRA-OMNIPSIONIC ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLY ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLE ULTRA-INERASBLY ULTRA-INERABSABLE ULTRA-IRREPLICABLY ULTRA-IRREPLICABLE ULTRA-UNENDINGLY ULTRA-UNENDING ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLY ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLE ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLE ULTRA-SELF SUSTAININGLY ULTRA-SELF-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTAINED-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTENANCE OF BY ITSELF OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF ULTRA-YEARS......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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*NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE FOR ANYTHING;NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE.UP..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO REMORSE,NO PITY,NO MERCY........................................................................................................................
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*THE LORD OF THE RINGS:THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING THE BEGINNING SCENE,THE ORCS MARCH ON MINAS TIRITH,GLADIATOR [2000] MOVIE:THE BEGINNING BATTLE SCENE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
The Death Jesters are just doing what most people did when they discovered the grab button in Fallout or TES games.
I didn't even know these type of eldar exist, they look so good and i don't even like multi-color patterns but they definitely can pull it off
+1 for doing a "Harlequins Masques" video the Majorkill way
ua-cam.com/video/FQRW0RM4V0k/v-deo.html
Ah yes the space elven murder clowns, my favourite 40k faction. If only they had more models
8:17: "Fighting a troop of Harlequins, is like fighting a meth'd-up bodybuilder, weilding two double-ended dildoes - you're just gonna get fucked"
Never have I heard such a discription in my life but god damn dude, you made me laugh so hard, the neighbours dog started barking
As much as I love your other videos, these lore ones are my personal favourite. Just the perfect blend of humour and KNOWLEDGE. Keep up the good work
Thank you for doing the Harlequins. While I at least had some basic knowledge on each other faction in 40k, I didn't know jack about the Harlequins besides them being Eldar clowns and following a "Laughing God".
I want like a musical where the harlequins sing about the eldars past and you get to see some eldar hildrens reactions and everyone is really scared when the solitare just says "IT IS I SLANNESH"
Wtf bro, that looks EXACTLY LIKE MY WALLET. Even the driver's license is in the same place
I've just listened to the Heirs of The Laughing God books... these fools are badass and I'm thoroughly impressed with these couple of audio-dramas. Like whoa
Would have been great to have a story of Sigismund vs a Harliquin since he stands above all astartes during his time.
There´s a "society" joke somewhere in here, but im too lazy to think about it.
The "society" joke is the Eldar.
“Everyone’s a critic.”
-Cegorach about the World Eaters
World Eaters who said his harlequins tasted of slapstick and stolen jokes.
So really, they had it coming.
I agree, lol Cegorach might see this as an opportunity, dunno if that would be him main intention, but he is basically the only free/living/intact Elder God , the gods the eldar worshppped were the biggest and the highest in the warp ! And Cegorach was also in this top !
" All according to plan" should be the tagline of this game.
Who the Fuck is Running 40k ?
Sosuke Aizen sitting in Throne.👨🏫
They are the reason why the Custodes should git gud to avoid getting killed by them.
Harlequiens are definitely my favorite Eldar faction and one of my favorite in 40K
That is actually the most in depth and descriptive video of the Harlequins on UA-cam. Good shit Majorkill!
Im reminded of the quote on darkest dungeon when you recruit a jester ''He will be laughing still...at the end''
He roasts his audience. This this is why I love majorkill videos.
No one can beat Ricky and GW got the idea for Grim Dark watching him eat a slice of pizza
the Eldar have never really interested me but the Harlequins are definitely a faction i can get behind & route for
that last video needs to go more viral
its been out for like 11 minutes chill dude
I love Cegorach because he just lives and breathes to piss off everyone else and that is something I have to respect. It takes a special kind of mad genius to piss off Slaanesh and get out of it unscathed every single time.
Now that the new Eldar models are coming out imma but them so hopefully gw does something with them
Fianlly my favorite faction get's another video of the few already in existance explaining their lore.
I hoping for part 2! They are the only race I know least amount. So interesting.
It has been a long time (I started playing harlequins with their original box set), but I'm pretty sure the Harlequins existed before the fall. Just not as warrior troubadours. They were followers of Cegorach who did plays based off Eldar lore.
Yes to another video please! The Harlequins were my first army and I love hearing more about them. They are also fun as shit to play and smash Space Marine face with.
Call me heretical but You got to give this guy's respect for one shoting our Golden Caretakers
*NOT CANON*
Actualy i think the autor of that said it's a mistake. But what do i know
@@bloodangel19 Yes he thought Custodes were some kind of guardsmen.
Not sure if it's true or not but I heard somewhere that the eldar actually repair the golden throne cause they are scared of the dark gods
Thanks for talking about the different ranks and types of Harlequins. I didn't even know about Troop masters
You're laughing! Slaanesh has consumed the Aeldari empire and you're laughing!
I disagree with the Eldar being wise, hubris seem to dominate their entire race; no other race is as cocky and they allow it to blind them absolutely.
Every race in warhammer is cocky and just look at the imperium
Head cannon:
I wouldn't be surprised if the eldar gods actually were psychic god-machines. If they really were created by the eldar, then i expect that the old ones would have done some divine brain surgery to yoke them to the cause and get them under control.
Hell, i expect Asyuran's prefall clergy were in near total control of the god or his thoughts. I would make the lack of intervention to prevent the fall make more sense to me
Nice video Majorkill, we definately need a follow up for the harlequins. I really liked them when i played elder ages ago.
They may be good at dancing but they can’t outdance the ultramarines!
Are you a Butter milk Bob?
Ah, Big Mood **Relating HA's**
I'm so excited for the potential ork refresh that I don't even care that this video is about knife ears that wear clown makeup, I just want to consume warhammer
"a hot chick aproaches you"
*inmmediately blunder and spill all the spagetthi*
I just like to think flight of the valkyries playing with these guys absolutely dominating some space marines in song and dance prancing along the battlefield lol
Eavy metal painter: "but if I paint them less intricately we might sell more models"
Games workshop: "its not about selling models its about sending a message"
Can we all just appreciate how Majorkill doesn’t monetize his videos? Apart from Patreon and the occasional sponsor for things we might actually want to buy, he does this for free. Thank you Majorkill!
I think he's got a decent job irl judging by his car and house lol.
I'm kinda just getting into WH40k (or the lore at least) and the harlequins are quickly becoming one of my favourite factions.
Love how MK absolutely demolishes his fans, and at the end of an ad-read no less
The Master of Memes and Skyrim.
Finally, I find Solitaires so damn fascinating. Thanks mate!
Nice this Video came out on my Birthday ... BEST GIFT EVER
when you are super early and cant come up with something funny/witty to say
RAID SHADIW LEGENDS
You've failed the harlequin entrance exam
This video makes me want to go back to my old gaming group for a cameo with my Solitaire...yes, my GM let me play an Eldar in Dark Heresy and my ascension class was Solitaire. No, he saw nothing wrong with it.
According to the Eldar, there are four ways of coping with destruction:
Cling to the old ways as best as you can
Dive headfirst into the madness and try to feed it so it doesn't consume you
live in the woods and eschew all forms of luxury
become a fucking clown
Man isnt it crazy how every UA-camr sponsored by Ridge likes the carbon fiber style the best
The most expensive one? Yeah, it's straight up insane
Best friends with the mighty Meme Marines! 🤣
You make him sound like sheogorath of the elder scrolls games
You know, I hope one day majrokill talks about the Bel Tan and refrences everyone's favorite permavirgin Macha trying to get her eldar webway invaded by the king of magpies Gabriel Angelos.
Thank you Majorkill, I love the Harlequins (aka space wood elves), I just wish they had more/better models
No those are eldar exodites those be the wood elves
@@daluckygit8019 main eldar are high elves, dark eldar are dark elves, Harlequins are the woodelves (hell just look at the wardancers)
I’ve been trying to decide what to build my first army between Harlequins, Night Lords and Crimson Fists... I liked the video, but it hasn’t made the choice any easier haha