The sad part is shit like this really happens - in all branches. Saw good Marines passed twice while shit bags move up. Demoralizing, it’s all about the points baby until you get to the promotion boards. Then a whole new type of sorcery bullshit takes place.
Dude this is holy fck accurate. A guy who went to the board with me, failed 4 times straight. I got first time go, BLC complete before the fkhead Even got P status, then 5 months later he gets it because of a special "covid" board, which meant. Boom promotable. Then his points dropped to 150 next month and he promoted... The guy still doesn't fucking shower or even cut his fingernails. Classic Army "it is what it is" bullsh.
“He he he he dropped his gun, it hit the bump stock on the ground, some how fired the weapon, the bullet ricocheted hitting a wall, bounced off a car, hit a beam, bounced all over the world, hit the sun’s core, landed in heaven, hit Gods chest bounced off, went down to Georgia and met the devil, and some how hit the enemy in the face, which killed a suicide bomber, which saved an entire company, it was all luck, it was all luck!” “Seems realistic” “And that’s why we’re putting him in for the “Medal of Honor”
@@redjack7296 That was (looking back) the second best part of basic; right next to the gas chamber. GAS GAS GAS! I remember it was like a movie. It started to rain right when we went from reception to our actual company so by the time we got there, it was pouring. Seeing everyone running in front of me getting picked off by random drill sergeants, then seeing one of them get in my way so that he would have to shoulder check me. Everything about it was so intense and really set the mood for the first week or two. Man those were good times.
Explain my E-8 packet being dropped by the board because my unit reported that I was in excess weight which was not correct…..They ended up having to type a memo signed by the brigade commander which I sent to the board….A STAB board was convened, and I was promoted to E-8. Worst experience ever.
Explain to me while I was ets getting out and you still wanted me to do pt and work while I had both my capstones finished cif done and was done with medical I almost put hands on my 1st SGT for being an idiot
"It makes me look like a Ranger". That caused a smile and a slight grimace simultaneously to this old Ranger's heart. You guys are great. BTW, still waiting on a reply to an email I sent a couple of years ago to A Combat Veteran about purchasing a DILLIGAF t-shirt. Keep you head on a swivel and move out.
lol, so true. I could tell you stories from Arkansas National Guard from the late 80's and early 90's. Short version is somehow all my records was getting swapped with people with bad scores/records..then deleted..then i would need to retake everything. I was on the shooting team...but somehow my first two times to the line on every qualification was a fail...but my 3rd time was perfect/expert. Just like to point out that several of those people had some really good conections with the governor at the time...who went on to become President Clinton.
The army doesn't make mistakes.... Unless it's my constant pay issues. Owe me 2 years of back pay and still paying me the wrong pay grade with promotion orders in hand. 🤦🏻♂️
I straight up denied my promotion during my last year... trying to get me to sign up for another 2 years... hell nawh. Honestly, just went to all the schools because I needed the extra money LOL.
Sometimes you have the points but during a training exercise where your company commander wants to be "just one of the guards" during a sally port entry and you as the E-4 being the only one in the unit who has deployed and worked a sally port so you get put in charge. You then as the E-4 have to correct your "guard" because they kept putting their knees on the ground instead of squatting over the detainee, put their knee in the back of the detainee, or tried a chock hold on a detainee that was compliant. After the exercise you are told for the next 30 minutes how you should not correct the commander then for the next 50 mins sit in the smoking pit while every NCO comes over to tell you how good you did and how funny it was that the commander looked like a fuzzy chest knowing nothing. Then weirdly the next month the guy who did not know we were waking up at 0330 for that training gets a 5.
They really like to throw that corp around at Scouts don't they... Tried with me n I was like fuck off, both you and I know I ain't gonna stay out of trouble long enough.
@@OhNo4Sho Not sure who you are crying for, certainly not me. I wasn't mad at the Army for not getting points, I sure as hell didnt want promoted and I am glad to have gotten out.
Couple things... After months of watching A Combat Veteran's videos, I finally figured it out. Drew is Bill Murray's character in Stripes and Juston is Harold Ramis' character. I can't believe I didn't figure this out sooner. Additionally, SSG Atienza, if she wasn't ever in the Army, she could go in there and do well. I envision her as the kind of NCO who wouldn't raise her voice, but who would just look for ANY kind of infraction. The least little thing to make a private's life miserable. If I was junior to her in rank, I would fear her.
I went on an E-4 board a few months before my regular promotion in the suck. I told my Plt Sgt I would sandbag and not win, and he was pissed. I said you don't gain respect because you know some knowledge or you can run a 300 PFT or you can run a stupid drill card. F no, you gain respect by knowing your job, inside and out. Guys who know they can count on you no matter what. Thats how you earn respect. Guy in my Engr school who later served with me in a line company but in another platoon got a meritorious Cpl promotion like that. I never once put Cpl in front of his name thereafter when I talked to him. Why, no respect. He could PFT his ass off, could drill, and was boys with admin and the NCOs. But could he do his job. Uh, no. And they wonder why the good, solid Marines like me, leave. And I left, blood stripes and all, and never looked back. Semper.
Meanwhile my points are at 15 and still don't have an ALC date yet got denied a NATO position in the Netherlands because it's an E5 slot and I'll be promoted soon...
The promotion point system really went ham after the Army and other branches cracked down on the Masonic order. The deal was masons were reviewing DA photos and hand picking people who displayed their Mason rings in their photos. Mason rings were everywhere when I first came in. But after the crackdown, you really saw a steep drop in members. They were just promoting their buddies. Sad thing is the quality of NCOs also went down after the change. While the Mason's were gaming the system. They also tended to want people who weren't drooling idiot's. The points system pretty much puts a blind eye on talent and ability. And just promotes anyone who makes cutoff whether they are good at their jobs or not. And now those idiot's are just bumping up other idiot's.
I didn't get promoted to E5... However, a certain E4 "regiment" (that totally doesn't exist) "MADE" me... - scratches under his chin - Just zo youz know, becomin' a made man izn't a bad fing... But da "E4 Mafia" never exizted... Am I right, Zully? Hehehe... But zeriously, der iz no E4 Mafia... Am I clear? Don't wanna have youz gettin' zome concrete shooz, capisc? Now let me go about my day, tankyouverymuch...
"He didn't even have to fire his f****** weapon!!" "That's the point. And that's why he's being put in for the medal of Honor." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Man that was worth needing to change shorts 🤣🤣🤣🤣
If the Army promoted based on the knowledge of your MOS, then a lot of these shiz bag NCOs will have not made the cut. The only reason why they get promoted is because of points, and cheating to get correspondence courses (every one did that). I’m sick of seeing specialist get promoted when they know nothing of how to do their job, and they end up giving the wrong advice and instructions to their soldiers. That is what’s killing the Army.
I did correspondence courses, won soldier of the month boards, got several commendations and medals, was an ace in my MOS, but wasn't even approached for E5 while my friends moved forward.
I was high speed soldier, went to sfas, air assault, made points, 300 pt score. Never got approach for 5, even with 10x the points required. Good soldiers get out while the shitbags stay in. Hence why a mop head has a stronger mental than most soldiers in.
My buddy burned down a guard tower in Iraq in 2004 by lighting Purell on fire. His watch faked an attack on the base to cover it up. He got a Purple Heart and a promotion e-5 and then went to school to be a helicopter pilot. Burning down that tower jump-started his career. The US Army really loves to reward fuck ups.
The army doesn't make mistakes had me dying lol. Thats exactly why they messed up my promotion paperwork. They put option 1 when I picked option 4 hahaha
Why does SSG Atienza have a CIB? "Making points" oh yes, I remember all that. And an interesting point in my Army Airborne Infantry career, after Panama Invasion 1989 (parachuting into combat at night and full combat for the next 30 days or so) we came back to Bragg. That summer of 1990 my battalion (4/325) had mandatory EIB Training and qualification. A choir of "oh geez" (edited for decency) came out of a thousand combat infantry veterans who had been issued and pinned on their CIB's a month before. Too bad, here we went per higher directive. "How to throw a hand grenade". "How to perform a 3 second rush". "How call for artillery fire". Can you image half a battalion completely unenthusiastic for the summer training exercise? I failed the "How to throw a hand grenade" and "How to perform a 3 second rush", along with probably a couple others. Didn't get the EIB...oh darn. Squad leader here, my troops loved my insouciance, two bullied it through. EIB for them. Rock on!
LOL. Unfortunately this is true in most cases. had to rebuild my promotion packet several time on active and reserves. also was passed over several times for recommendation because I was the "new guy" in the unit.
"Can't wait to get into a Ranger regiment, lead those guys into combat.... get real soldiers up under me" i heard that and i laughed so hard coffee came out my nose 🤣
I stopped trying when I was shooting expert and my NCO's would keep my status to avoid documents, as well as PT tests daam they could not even change my citizenship status 🤣🤣
LOL.. its funny when its two promotables and the only separation to make cutoff is the EIB ( 20 Points ) test course and a CIB (30 points on awards) Even though both should should have the CIB with they both deployed and spent more than 30 days in a Combat theater of operations. I would be pissed if the S1 did not put my CIB on my ERB if I deployed and I was promotable. LMAO not the infamous begging for points. 11,780 promotion points needed. Maybe if SPC Hiespeed called to GA ( Fort Benning ) then the secretary of the Army could give him some illegal points to make cutoff. LMAO. SPC Hiespeed sound like someone in a very high place office position whining like a spoil kid LOL
This reminds me when I was up for a reward from the state of Colorado. They gave an award to outstanding soldiers and people from different branches. It was a like an award ceremony where you competed against 2 other people per category. When I got there I noticed I knew the guys I was against. They were both shitbags and I have no idea why their command put them in for this. I thought I had the win in the bag.....Yeah no...they gave it to the guy that attacked the chaplain and had his weapon taken away from him. I guess he got put in for the award before all this happened. They gave it to him because he was a chaplain's assistant and helped at churches. What a world we live in.
"The Army doesn't make mistakes" 😂
Bullshit lmao
I almost choked on my sandwich seeing this comment xD
Tell that to Vanessa Guillen
@@thatzebranigga98 ..thats so dark only 11b can lol at that
Army never makes mistakes
The sad part is shit like this really happens - in all branches. Saw good Marines passed twice while shit bags move up. Demoralizing, it’s all about the points baby until you get to the promotion boards. Then a whole new type of sorcery bullshit takes place.
🤣
Yes! Is unavailable, but happens
This is true
I literally played myself in this sketch.
@@ACombatVeteran is that drew replying?
“It makes me look like a ranger” 😂😂😂😂😂
Her collar is killing me. SOMEONE FIX IT
Touch her and get sharp buddy.
Shes unset as it gets time to recycle her back to day 1
Unprofessional but she is kinda hot
Police up your battle buddy then
Perfect for a SSG
Dude this is holy fck accurate. A guy who went to the board with me, failed 4 times straight. I got first time go, BLC complete before the fkhead Even got P status, then 5 months later he gets it because of a special "covid" board, which meant. Boom promotable. Then his points dropped to 150 next month and he promoted... The guy still doesn't fucking shower or even cut his fingernails. Classic Army "it is what it is" bullsh.
“He he he he dropped his gun, it hit the bump stock on the ground, some how fired the weapon, the bullet ricocheted hitting a wall, bounced off a car, hit a beam, bounced all over the world, hit the sun’s core, landed in heaven, hit Gods chest bounced off, went down to Georgia and met the devil, and some how hit the enemy in the face, which killed a suicide bomber, which saved an entire company, it was all luck, it was all luck!”
“Seems realistic”
“And that’s why we’re putting him in for the “Medal of Honor”
Above & beyond...all that goodness...
m4's do not fire from a butt stock strike
@@marlboroman71818 it's a meme
@@jordanmendoza812 I'm aware
@@marlboroman71818 you clearly didnt
The hardest thing to believe is that she just said the Army doesn't make mistakes with a straight face.
Yeah they can't say that now especially after removing the shark attack
@@redjack7296 and removed the acft
The Army doesn’t make mistakes!
@@Yn0t_ufo I forgot about that, so stupid.
@@redjack7296 That was (looking back) the second best part of basic; right next to the gas chamber. GAS GAS GAS! I remember it was like a movie. It started to rain right when we went from reception to our actual company so by the time we got there, it was pouring. Seeing everyone running in front of me getting picked off by random drill sergeants, then seeing one of them get in my way so that he would have to shoulder check me. Everything about it was so intense and really set the mood for the first week or two. Man those were good times.
PSG: "... However, he did score 300 on his APFT"
1SG: "He scored 300 on the APFT?!"
PSG: "Correct, Top"
1SG: "Promote ahead of peers!"
Fax
That sounds about right. lol
Please.... stop.... this hits too close to home.... what in the actual..... 798 points. Lol totally my MOS!
Bet you don’t have a CIB. Also. Enjoy being a POG. 😘
Thats a lot of peoples mos 🤣🤣
@@OhNo4Sho oh I love it, so much time to knock out college.
@@kayclark5475 91 series huh ? Lol
@@cameronprice931 68E
Lol, I love that Loedragg is in full agreement with Heispeeds assessments.
Some lazy E5 in my unit got a Silver star for guarding local nationals in the ICU. True story.
Sounds bout white
That actually sounds like it could easily make a good award description.
@@CM-oy2kd this ain't about race-
Seen all kind of fuckery in country ,field promotions and boards get asked to recite the no creed boom E-6
“The Army doesn’t make mistakes” THEN EXPLAIN MY LES🤣🤣
Explain I had to fight as reservist, to get my years straighten out.. Went through hell! Thank God a COL had my back@! And really helped me...
Explain my E-8 packet being dropped by the board because my unit reported that I was in excess weight which was not correct…..They ended up having to type a memo signed by the brigade commander which I sent to the board….A STAB board was convened, and I was promoted to E-8. Worst experience ever.
Explain to me while I was ets getting out and you still wanted me to do pt and work while I had both my capstones finished cif done and was done with medical
I almost put hands on my 1st SGT for being an idiot
Easy, the Army doesn't make mistakes, reality does. 😁
The buttstock hitting the ground and the weapon firing on its own killed me! Pure gold!
That is the part that made me laugh so loud my fiancé had to see what was going on.
@@Adventuregirl96 And people actually believe its possible which made me that much happier to see it in the video!
“Get some real soldiers up and under me”.... she won 2021 with that comment
“You’re not authorized to use the printer” 🤣😂🤣
It wouldn't work anyway lol
Lmfaooo as a member of the 92Y club, that line had me crying
"It makes me look like a Ranger". That caused a smile and a slight grimace simultaneously to this old Ranger's heart. You guys are great. BTW, still waiting on a reply to an email I sent a couple of years ago to A Combat Veteran about purchasing a DILLIGAF t-shirt. Keep you head on a swivel and move out.
"Get some real soldiers up under me." 0_o
How she got her rocker right there.
I love the nod to 11,780 "points"
i see what they did there lmao
Lol right!!!!
😆
The dude said "Dominion Points. I've heard of those." Had me dying!
"Get some real soldiers up under me" -.........damn
Oh so Beautiful.
YES THE ARMY NEVER MAKE Mistakes,Love You Guys 🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
lol, so true. I could tell you stories from Arkansas National Guard from the late 80's and early 90's. Short version is somehow all my records was getting swapped with people with bad scores/records..then deleted..then i would need to retake everything. I was on the shooting team...but somehow my first two times to the line on every qualification was a fail...but my 3rd time was perfect/expert. Just like to point out that several of those people had some really good conections with the governor at the time...who went on to become President Clinton.
That sounds like a movie I wouldn't mind watching 😂
6:15 ...s sarge that was assault.. H he just assaulted me ..hes very angry hes..[inaudible]
I think he said " das alotta money"
Ok but when has 11B points been anywhere over 40 points?
The army doesn't make mistakes....
Unless it's my constant pay issues. Owe me 2 years of back pay and still paying me the wrong pay grade with promotion orders in hand. 🤦🏻♂️
SSG Atenza is my favorite.
"Nice story"
Wait, what? What Specialist WANTS to make points? The art is always being just below points so you don't have to give up the sham shield!!
a traitor to the mafia, that's who
Blue falcon....High Speed .....if I’m going down I’m taking everyone with me
Drew is so good at playing the dumb guy lmao, i love it.
"The army doesn't make mistakes" Great faith, bad judgement.
I straight up denied my promotion during my last year... trying to get me to sign up for another 2 years... hell nawh. Honestly, just went to all the schools because I needed the extra money LOL.
This channel makes me laugh harder than anything else I watch. NO question. 🤣.
Pssst, Atienza, let's get lunch?
Don't worry I'm handsome.
Goddamned as I’m watching this y’all about to spoil cobra Kai that I started watching today 🤣
The creed of the non commissioned officer
“I am an American Soldier”
Headass boy welcome to the BACKBONE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sometimes you have the points but during a training exercise where your company commander wants to be "just one of the guards" during a sally port entry and you as the E-4 being the only one in the unit who has deployed and worked a sally port so you get put in charge. You then as the E-4 have to correct your "guard" because they kept putting their knees on the ground instead of squatting over the detainee, put their knee in the back of the detainee, or tried a chock hold on a detainee that was compliant. After the exercise you are told for the next 30 minutes how you should not correct the commander then for the next 50 mins sit in the smoking pit while every NCO comes over to tell you how good you did and how funny it was that the commander looked like a fuzzy chest knowing nothing. Then weirdly the next month the guy who did not know we were waking up at 0330 for that training gets a 5.
Sounds like points for me before I ETS'd in 11 as a scout. They were like you want Corporal, I was like umm, no thanks, im out.
They really like to throw that corp around at Scouts don't they... Tried with me n I was like fuck off, both you and I know I ain't gonna stay out of trouble long enough.
Wah, I ETS’d and now I regret it because I’m nobody. Waaaaaah. Couldn’t promote so I got angry and blamed the Army. Waaaaaaah. 😂😂😂
@@OhNo4Sho Not sure who you are crying for, certainly not me. I wasn't mad at the Army for not getting points, I sure as hell didnt want promoted and I am glad to have gotten out.
The meltdown of a square away soldier when he sees that dirt bag soldier get promoted...🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍
Couple things... After months of watching A Combat Veteran's videos, I finally figured it out. Drew is Bill Murray's character in Stripes and Juston is Harold Ramis' character. I can't believe I didn't figure this out sooner. Additionally, SSG Atienza, if she wasn't ever in the Army, she could go in there and do well. I envision her as the kind of NCO who wouldn't raise her voice, but who would just look for ANY kind of infraction. The least little thing to make a private's life miserable. If I was junior to her in rank, I would fear her.
Oh man do I know about this. I have seen guys get promoted and they couldn't lead a thirsty squad to a keg of beer
Two weeks before I hit my secondary zone this comes out. Must be a bad omen..
Sure hope so. Doubt you deserve it.
LOL somehow I believe that really happens and that's sad
"Get some real soldiers up and under me"....greatest statement of 2021! =D
can't wait for the difference between cpl and sp4
@6:45... yeah that's a sharp complaint! "Real soldiers up under me"
That little dig at trump was hilarious
I went on an E-4 board a few months before my regular promotion in the suck. I told my Plt Sgt I would sandbag and not win, and he was pissed. I said you don't gain respect because you know some knowledge or you can run a 300 PFT or you can run a stupid drill card.
F no, you gain respect by knowing your job, inside and out. Guys who know they can count on you no matter what. Thats how you earn respect.
Guy in my Engr school who later served with me in a line company but in another platoon got a meritorious Cpl promotion like that. I never once put Cpl in front of his name thereafter when I talked to him. Why, no respect. He could PFT his ass off, could drill, and was boys with admin and the NCOs. But could he do his job. Uh, no.
And they wonder why the good, solid Marines like me, leave.
And I left, blood stripes and all, and never looked back.
Semper.
Cool story bud.
Sounds about right
How in the hell do you put the SAW firing pin in the wrong "slot"? That takes some extra special....wrongness.
Back when it was still PLDC...A dipshit lost his firing pin. True story.
LMAO! ...and that is why we are putting him in for the medal of honor
Swear this so accurate in any service. so funny...
Meanwhile my points are at 15 and still don't have an ALC date yet got denied a NATO position in the Netherlands because it's an E5 slot and I'll be promoted soon...
:35. SOMEBODY ELSE NOTICED IT! FAN-TASTIC! Seriously, I've been bugging buddies who watch it. They're 670-1 senses must be slipping.
Loedrag agreeing that he shouldn't be promoted was the best.
This made me laugh so loud my fiancé came to see what was going on. Had to replay it just so he could laugh too.
The promotion point system really went ham after the Army and other branches cracked down on the Masonic order. The deal was masons were reviewing DA photos and hand picking people who displayed their Mason rings in their photos. Mason rings were everywhere when I first came in. But after the crackdown, you really saw a steep drop in members. They were just promoting their buddies. Sad thing is the quality of NCOs also went down after the change. While the Mason's were gaming the system. They also tended to want people who weren't drooling idiot's. The points system pretty much puts a blind eye on talent and ability. And just promotes anyone who makes cutoff whether they are good at their jobs or not. And now those idiot's are just bumping up other idiot's.
I didn't get promoted to E5... However, a certain E4 "regiment" (that totally doesn't exist) "MADE" me...
- scratches under his chin -
Just zo youz know, becomin' a made man izn't a bad fing... But da "E4 Mafia" never exizted... Am I right, Zully? Hehehe... But zeriously, der iz no E4 Mafia... Am I clear? Don't wanna have youz gettin' zome concrete shooz, capisc? Now let me go about my day, tankyouverymuch...
"He didn't even have to fire his f****** weapon!!" "That's the point. And that's why he's being put in for the medal of Honor." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Man that was worth needing to change shorts 🤣🤣🤣🤣
If the Army promoted based on the knowledge of your MOS, then a lot of these shiz bag NCOs will have not made the cut. The only reason why they get promoted is because of points, and cheating to get correspondence courses (every one did that). I’m sick of seeing specialist get promoted when they know nothing of how to do their job, and they end up giving the wrong advice and instructions to their soldiers. That is what’s killing the Army.
Very accurate, I’ve been promotable for 3 years. Gotta wait for points to drop back down to 65 again like the month before I got my p status lmao
The points don't work that way. Of they need people to promote, then they do and the last person they promote is the cut off score
@@joeybasenberg4665 I know...
65?! I have 497, how do you only have 65?
@@Loneranger-xw8jb I have 300 something but my MOS tends to either be super low or maxed out
I saw you calling out the president 😂😂😂.
11,779 more points lol
Lol he was calling out the president elect
@@curtisgriffith2861 you're delusional if you don't think that was a jab at trump
@@JDogth3Wise yea the idiot winning, and the deserving person needing 11,000 more points was definitely a jab at Trump
I did correspondence courses, won soldier of the month boards, got several commendations and medals, was an ace in my MOS, but wasn't even approached for E5 while my friends moved forward.
#College lol
I was high speed soldier, went to sfas, air assault, made points, 300 pt score. Never got approach for 5, even with 10x the points required. Good soldiers get out while the shitbags stay in. Hence why a mop head has a stronger mental than most soldiers in.
My buddy burned down a guard tower in Iraq in 2004 by lighting Purell on fire. His watch faked an attack on the base to cover it up. He got a Purple Heart and a promotion e-5 and then went to school to be a helicopter pilot. Burning down that tower jump-started his career. The US Army really loves to reward fuck ups.
Redhead NCOs 😳😍😍😍. Yum
The army doesn't make mistakes had me dying lol. Thats exactly why they messed up my promotion paperwork. They put option 1 when I picked option 4 hahaha
"Army don't make mistakes"
*Best joke ever* Another one please...
Why does SSG Atienza have a CIB? "Making points" oh yes, I remember all that. And an interesting point in my Army Airborne Infantry career, after Panama Invasion 1989 (parachuting into combat at night and full combat for the next 30 days or so) we came back to Bragg. That summer of 1990 my battalion (4/325) had mandatory EIB Training and qualification. A choir of "oh geez" (edited for decency) came out of a thousand combat infantry veterans who had been issued and pinned on their CIB's a month before. Too bad, here we went per higher directive. "How to throw a hand grenade". "How to perform a 3 second rush". "How call for artillery fire". Can you image half a battalion completely unenthusiastic for the summer training exercise? I failed the "How to throw a hand grenade" and "How to perform a 3 second rush", along with probably a couple others. Didn't get the EIB...oh darn. Squad leader here, my troops loved my insouciance, two bullied it through. EIB for them. Rock on!
Correspondence course killed me
🤣🤣become a combat engineer then! point always jump down to like 12 for SSGs
This happens in all organizations, do you know how many idiots who could not teach a dog to pee on a tree end up being school administrators.
I’ve been promoted before someone more qualified :(
Hello from Great Lakes! (๑╹◡╹)ﾉ"
Never leaving this place...
Ouch, sounds like you died and went to purgatory 😂😂
How do you get stuck at Great Mistakes?
Great mistakes Seaman
@@christopherbrodhagen8646 basic sucked, but A school was okay except the shoveling snow non-stop
@@seanoleary4374 Better than 3 years in dry dock.
he should have put the rank on upside down. just to add insult
This is the type of bullshit that happens a lot in the military. So fucking accurate.
“ you’re not authorized to use the printer” lmfao the army is so weird like this omg
LOL. Unfortunately this is true in most cases. had to rebuild my promotion packet several time on active and reserves. also was passed over several times for recommendation because I was the "new guy" in the unit.
I almost thought he wad gonna pull a bunch of those stupid AAFES pogs out of his bag.
"Can't wait to get into a Ranger regiment, lead those guys into combat.... get real soldiers up under me" i heard that and i laughed so hard coffee came out my nose 🤣
pure genius all the way around
6:47 " some real soldiers in her"
I've noticed promotion in the military is like feeding the seagulls. You might get lucky, but most of the time you get s**t on or attacked.🤣
I was watching cobra kai and noticed their uniforms... I cringed so hard.
I stopped trying when I was shooting expert and my NCO's would keep my status to avoid documents, as well as PT tests daam they could not even change my citizenship status 🤣🤣
Seen it too often. Watched incompetent Major make Lieutenant Colonel because evaluations never reflected how much of a turd he/she was.
"not authorized to use the printer* dead
That staff Sgt is hot
no
I thought I was the only one who thought so
LOL.. its funny when its two promotables and the only separation to make cutoff is the EIB ( 20 Points ) test course and a CIB (30 points on awards) Even though both should should have the CIB with they both deployed and spent more than 30 days in a Combat theater of operations. I would be pissed if the S1 did not put my CIB on my ERB if I deployed and I was promotable. LMAO not the infamous begging for points. 11,780 promotion points needed. Maybe if SPC Hiespeed called to GA ( Fort Benning ) then the secretary of the Army could give him some illegal points to make cutoff. LMAO. SPC Hiespeed sound like someone in a very high place office position whining like a spoil kid LOL
a combat vet would know that the m4 doesn't fire from a butt strike.....Grandmaster J
Cobra Kai never dies!!!
This reminds me when I was up for a reward from the state of Colorado. They gave an award to outstanding soldiers and people from different branches. It was a like an award ceremony where you competed against 2 other people per category. When I got there I noticed I knew the guys I was against. They were both shitbags and I have no idea why their command put them in for this. I thought I had the win in the bag.....Yeah no...they gave it to the guy that attacked the chaplain and had his weapon taken away from him. I guess he got put in for the award before all this happened. They gave it to him because he was a chaplain's assistant and helped at churches. What a world we live in.
Get some real soldiers under you... Lmfao, have you met the Cav? Wait you said under you, carry on, the Cav always rides hard. Scout's Out!
“He has really good financial” 😭😭🤣😂
She is HOOOOT, gotta love redheads lol.
When did Lindsay Lohan join the Army?
basically every branch in the us military
I’m still stuck on her cib 😂😂
“Dominion Points.” 😂😂😂😂😂
Chick looks like Lindsay Lohan
“It makes me feel like a ranger”
A big part of why I got out of the army
Female E6 with a CIB?!?!? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😅😅😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😅😅😅