Yeah unfortunate fact of life for a lot of military dudes. Lessons on Jody and why you shouldn't get married until you're out of the military should be part of every boot camp course, right next to lessons on how to burn poop and why you shouldn't buy a Mustang at 22% interest.
While I was in Iraq I had to explain to one of the dudes in my platoon that women aren't pregnant for 13 months... dude later slashed up his arm and was evac'd out of theater.
This is an issue, if someone is dumb enough to not know that women are pregnant for 9 months, not any more, not any less unless they are premature? The amount of stupidity is amazing. Makes me wonder how dumb you actually have to be to pass the ASVAB. LMFAO
...when a guy gets back and is greeted by his command, and can't go home, has to be put in crisis quarters because his wife has some other dude living with her in his house. Guess command didn't want a murder in their unit.
@@_DMAC I had a friend from work tell me the same thing. When coming back from the field or deployment, they'd wait an hour or so before releasing the soldiers to avoid this kind of stuff. Any cheating spouse when the soldier is deployed should be automatic grounds for a divorce and loss is so benefits, including alimony, for the cheater.
Had a platoon Sgt come home mid tour leave to surprise his wife. Instead he killed her along with the guy who was living with her while he was gone... Still in Leavenworth
@Robert Campbell I had a lab partner in college was burning thru his gi bill, was discharged on disability. (Iraq ied). Had a plate in his head. A little crazy always a good team player real nice. Funny. Came home wife in bed with a man blast em both with 45 life in prison. Had a neighbor go play contractor in kosovo, came back to empty house and empty bank account, had everything on direct deposit lol. Had a bro on law back in day come back from Iraq, had some kid with him that was pretty crazy, brought him home when his home and dependapotamus evaporated post haste with cash and sold house. Fuck I've seen this over and over and over, and I just live next to Bragg Im not even a vet. The way this skit ends is nice. He probably kills wife 6 months later when she continues being a ho. So I guess yea, harley was personal.
It happens. I've seen the opposite scenario as well: soldier goes TDY for a few weeks, cheats on his wife multiple times. "What goes TDY stays TDY". A cheater's gonna cheat, regardless if they're military, civilian or whatever.
Staceys really. Comfortable dressing up, which is good. I busted out laughing when he said “ who the f**k is this guy?” And switched to the soft voice.
“I was going to go to stabby town!” I won’t forget that, so funny. Guess it’s true, sometimes we see what we what to see. Thanks so much for the laughs, that was a good one.
I’m reading the comments and people expressing this is a common occurrence. I am really sorry to all the veterans that have been in this position. I don’t know who these women are, but they should be ashamed of themselves. I really hope you find a woman out there who really will look after you, and wait for your return safely. There are decent women out there, just hang on in there and you’ll find her. I just want to thank each and everyone one of you for your duty for your country. I may be British but I still admire all you service men and women from the US. God bless you all, and wishing each one of you a happy, and healthy life. Thank you 😊
now i think i understand why french foreign legion are forbideen to marry, own a car, a property even their own bank account during their first 5 years of their contract. you lived like a monk with guns
@@SkinnerBeeMan after talking to my uncle who have been in the FFL for 15 years, im not in hell surprise at all. it's no place for snowflakes and politicaly correct people . as a matter a fact , they seems that they are very happy with that since they dont have to deal with them and also built reputation for them (and my uncle said they can just deserted and they wont even care about it )
@@SkinnerBeeMan "HISTORICALLY" you are right, but I don't think they should keep up with this rules, many people want to own French Passport and become French Citizen, they should've just make it "if you desert you lost the chance".
This is so true. Happened all the time when I was in the military. Those bars would fill up with wives and girlfriends just as soon as those wheels were up on those planes. Jody was happy. I returned home early for medical reasons and surprised my girlfriend by going over to her place. Jody walked in while I was there and he did not even knock. Serious b*lls on that Jody pulling that on a paratrooper returning from the desert.
@Jon Stadie Not a thing. I knew the deal. I stood up , walked out and went to a bar to look for another one. Next day, I called and she admitted everything. That was the last time I talked to her. Being in my early 20's, I was wild and didn't really give a f@ck. Two weeks later I met another one and started a new adventure.
@@rayb9849 Fuck dude, you must get two tickets whenever you fly. One for you, and the other for those massive walnuts you call testicles. Respect homie
This hurts my soul in a real way. My best friend raised a kid that wasn't his for 3 years with this exact situation. Also heartwarming end he got custody of not his kid because he claimed her legally before he knew and the whore + "dad" were druggies. She is a great kid at 7 now. You're the shit Dylan. Great man.
My first wife not only replaced me while I was gone she told the rest of my family the wrong place and time Of my return. There is nothing better than getting off the aircraft and thinking your wife and kids will be there to run into your arms as your proud parents watch on only to have to catch a ride with someone else’s family.
@@NeoDeityDon't get me wrong by bitch face (aka the ex ) doing what she did she freed me up to meet the one. I completely get it warriors don't need to worry about women when doing warrior shit, but when you meet the right one she will make you an all around better man. (Just my opinion) then again I spend most of my time wishing I was back in the sandbox so my judgement has to be suspect. I say enjoy your freedom when you do get back to the world, and always remember there's no such thing as a stripper with a heart of gold.
On my deployment i was mutual friends on FB with other dudes that were Jodie from some of the guys i was with. I respected my battles amd show them the post on social media. My battle buddy and i had a glorious time watching them gal try to back paddle and talk her way out, got family to get the police involved and everything and face time the jodie boy arrested for trespassing. It was an entire production thank god for ring cameras is all i have to say
I feel like not just military members, but anyone can relate to this if their job keeps them away from home for longer periods of time. Its sad people will play with other peoples lives like this
I knew a chick that looked just like her and she was definitely cheating on her husband while she was deployed, and then she ruined another persons career.... She did get moved though!
Stacy: "We'll talk-- *later!"* Me: I've never heard a woman's voice drop that many octaves, that fast. 😲 (I know, it's what's-his-name in Stacy-mode; you don't have to tell me. 🙂)
I'm not saying that this happened to me, but I kinda had a hunch and kinda caught her but she told me its her friend. I trusted her but... I still have this feeling
Not many can make a subject as dark as this so funny, I laughed. Those of us who served and were deployed recognize the truth behind this skit. The Army doesn't have you singing cadences about Jody in basic for no reason. I might add , My batallion had a 80% divorce rate post deployment and a lot of paternity tests.
we had a single guy (reservist) deploying... while deployed he sub-leased his apartment for a term of 12 months. It was a freaking surprise for him when we were notified that our tour would be shortened to only 9 months. So... he could not come back to his apartment.
@@MzQTMcHotness honestly, you all make my day when you post. 👌 So, thank you! Coming from a military family (several branches represent), your humor is on point, and the filming and editing is wonderful too. Thanks again, and wishing y'all all the best!
Stay strong man. I still struggle but keep a smile on my face for people I love. What helps is talking about it to someone. Hell! Even talk about it to the wall or your dog. It helps to get it out of you and make it a habit.
Love it!! BTW you guys should do what happens when a woman comes back from deployment. Like when another soldiers wifes’ walked up to you and say “ I know you slept with my husband” me “who is your husband?” Oh the stories we could tell! PM me. BTW love you guys, moving to a new platform already!!
Came back from deployment (navy)and was next to a guy having a panic attack so bad he shit himself, wife and both girlfriends waiting for him on the pier holding signs 🤣🤣🤣
That’s why before deploying in ww1 & 2, they’d put a bun in the oven. They didnt know if they were coming back. When my dad was in Vietnam 67-68, plenty of bullets whizzed past him after dear John letters were read
@@lanierjohnson17 Thank you, Lanier! A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away I was a professional drag Queen. I’ve also performed on screen and stage in drag or as trans. But I’m older now...and fatter :(
@Fermi Paradox I got a couple cars. One I call my wife. She's a Miata, with a Mustang, I'm saving for a Corvette rn. No wife no fam. It's safer that way for me to just not have a woman in the pic because I don't feel like going through divorce court when shit goes sideways as it usually does (in young relationships). Congrats on your achivements as trust me, while it usually goes sideways, there are a lot of people that make it work too Miata Is Always The Answer
Yeah I truly found out about jody when I was home on leave. Fucked up shit and me for a long time. I'm just glad that in time I got over it but yeah. I just don't think I'll ever be able to get into a relationship again and I leave for the military again. Not even worth the worry,stress and all the extra when I am already thinking about certain things already and making sure I keep my men and women safe. But ive been out a while and have the ITCH to go back for a couple of reasons
I had a friend this happened to. College drop -out; somehow hooked up with the wife of a M.P. They heard the husbands car pull up early in the drive way and my friend jumped out the window.
Oh lovely, the thing I’m terrified of 😂 my girl promises me she won’t cheat and I’d like to believe her but it’s still gonna be in the back of my head while in basic. It’s funny till it happens to you I’d imagine
It's crazy how extreme cheating is in the military. An old buddy of mine shot another Marine at point blank range in the head after he came home to find his buddy's truck outside his house and his buddy and his wife in bed. He was supposed to drive out of town for some random shit but returned shortly after leaving because he forgot something then got home to that crap. EDIT: Yes, the other Marine did die because his head got blown off.
Was part of an online community in 2004. It was before Facebook and MySpace.. but some sailor's wife was running around bumping uglies with the civilians online while he was at sea. Of course... she felt like she had an excuse. They all do.
My man Loedragg needs a haircut because he is starting to look like Beavis from Beavis and Butthead. My husband and I cannot stop staring at his hair and making the tp for my bunghole jokes when we see the new videos now.
Yeah unfortunate fact of life for a lot of military dudes. Lessons on Jody and why you shouldn't get married until you're out of the military should be part of every boot camp course, right next to lessons on how to burn poop and why you shouldn't buy a Mustang at 22% interest.
Hahaha!! The fuckin mustang
22? Damn, I paid 38%!
Bruh so true
They don't have classes on it per se, but my drill sergeants made sure we all knew. Unfortunately, most likely didn't listen.
Dont forget its a v6
While I was in Iraq I had to explain to one of the dudes in my platoon that women aren't pregnant for 13 months... dude later slashed up his arm and was evac'd out of theater.
lol
That’s not funny! Omg 😳
Poor bloke, I hope he’s ok and moved on to someone who does care about him. What a bitch.
Fuuuuck
This is an issue, if someone is dumb enough to not know that women are pregnant for 9 months, not any more, not any less unless they are premature? The amount of stupidity is amazing. Makes me wonder how dumb you actually have to be to pass the ASVAB. LMFAO
This is both hilarious and sad at the same time that this kinda stuff does in-fact happen....lol...smh...lol.
I am agreed with you
It's prevalent I would say.
...when a guy gets back and is greeted by his command, and can't go home, has to be put in crisis quarters because his wife has some other dude living with her in his house.
Guess command didn't want a murder in their unit.
@@_DMAC I had a friend from work tell me the same thing. When coming back from the field or deployment, they'd wait an hour or so before releasing the soldiers to avoid this kind of stuff. Any cheating spouse when the soldier is deployed should be automatic grounds for a divorce and loss is so benefits, including alimony, for the cheater.
Jody
Had a platoon Sgt come home mid tour leave to surprise his wife. Instead he killed her along with the guy who was living with her while he was gone... Still in Leavenworth
Can't really blame him
@@jabs8540 especially since she had the house up for sale AND sold his harley
@@dukesjeepsandtrails8511 too bad for military justice. Be hard to get an entire jury on that one without a couple tries. Selling the house too...
@Robert Campbell I had a lab partner in college was burning thru his gi bill, was discharged on disability. (Iraq ied). Had a plate in his head. A little crazy always a good team player real nice. Funny. Came home wife in bed with a man blast em both with 45 life in prison. Had a neighbor go play contractor in kosovo, came back to empty house and empty bank account, had everything on direct deposit lol. Had a bro on law back in day come back from Iraq, had some kid with him that was pretty crazy, brought him home when his home and dependapotamus evaporated post haste with cash and sold house.
Fuck I've seen this over and over and over, and I just live next to Bragg Im not even a vet. The way this skit ends is nice. He probably kills wife 6 months later when she continues being a ho. So I guess yea, harley was personal.
Did he actually or was that a hyperbole
It happens. I've seen the opposite scenario as well: soldier goes TDY for a few weeks, cheats on his wife multiple times. "What goes TDY stays TDY". A cheater's gonna cheat, regardless if they're military, civilian or whatever.
Stayin single till I get out, it ain’t safe out here, I trust no one.
Bingo!
same here.
Same even when im out 🤣🤣
Yeah like they won’t cheat on you while you’re there either
Same here
Staceys really. Comfortable dressing up, which is good. I busted out laughing when he said “ who the f**k is this guy?” And switched to the soft voice.
The way I see it, if you want to perform, you gotta embrace the role.
@@MzQTMcHotness lol
@@MzQTMcHotness you really know how to rock that outfit and know what colors work
@@docschro6847 I appreciate it! It takes a little trial and error and a lot of work, but once you get some practice, it becomes easier :)
@@MzQTMcHotness Stacy, traditional spelling, is my fav slow burning subplot here lol.
The people 8 who downvoted this are all Jodies.
Edit: 35 now
Because they aren’t smart enough to plan out a “Stacy” escape!
@@MzQTMcHotness true
Or the wives that happened upon the video...
It's up to 35 now LOL
@@BushPigADV Love or Hate, at least the watch :)
We got home from deployment and my buddy caught his wife in bed with another dude. He killed him, his wife, and his self. An hour after we got back.
Fuck man, shit really is depressing
Sounds about right
Damn man.
That shit is sad
Shit that's nuts.
This was like a bad porno intro that never ended 😂💯
Right?!
Dude so true
Just kept getting better
HAHA....
That fourth wall break was great. Yes I did hear that too.
ahahaha
What is that "4th wall" ???
When he talk to us and looks directly at the camera
@@thefucrew9865 5:33 go back to that time and watch him talk to you
@@Edwinh222, is that what that means ???
I love how he looks at the camera and says “did you hear that?”
“I was going to go to stabby town!”
I won’t forget that, so funny. Guess it’s true, sometimes we see what we what to see.
Thanks so much for the laughs, that was a good one.
Stbby McStabface...
The military truly one big famly where kids go to school with ALL there brothers and sisters 👍
I’m reading the comments and people expressing this is a common occurrence. I am really sorry to all the veterans that have been in this position. I don’t know who these women are, but they should be ashamed of themselves. I really hope you find a woman out there who really will look after you, and wait for your return safely. There are decent women out there, just hang on in there and you’ll find her. I just want to thank each and everyone one of you for your duty for your country. I may be British but I still admire all you service men and women from the US. God bless you all, and wishing each one of you a happy, and healthy life. Thank you 😊
now i think i understand why french foreign legion are forbideen to marry, own a car, a property even their own bank account during their first 5 years of their contract. you lived like a monk with guns
They don't get that shit because they have a very very high desertion rate.
@@SkinnerBeeMan after talking to my uncle who have been in the FFL for 15 years, im not in hell surprise at all. it's no place for snowflakes and politicaly correct people . as a matter a fact , they seems that they are very happy with that since they dont have to deal with them and also built reputation for them (and my uncle said they can just deserted and they wont even care about it )
@@timsherman8382 very neat. So they don't pursue them? What other stuff does he say about the ffl? Did he like it/hate it?
@@SkinnerBeeMan "HISTORICALLY" you are right, but I don't think they should keep up with this rules, many people want to own French Passport and become French Citizen, they should've just make it "if you desert you lost the chance".
@@Aldnon shitty conditions definitely blunt recruitment.
This is so true. Happened all the time when I was in the military. Those bars would fill up with wives and girlfriends just as soon as those wheels were up on those planes. Jody was happy. I returned home early for medical reasons and surprised my girlfriend by going over to her place. Jody walked in while I was there and he did not even knock. Serious b*lls on that Jody pulling that on a paratrooper returning from the desert.
@Jon Stadie Not a thing. I knew the deal. I stood up , walked out and went to a bar to look for another one. Next day, I called and she admitted everything. That was the last time I talked to her. Being in my early 20's, I was wild and didn't really give a f@ck. Two weeks later I met another one and started a new adventure.
@@rayb9849 That's the way to do it I guess
@@rayb9849 Fuck dude, you must get two tickets whenever you fly. One for you, and the other for those massive walnuts you call testicles. Respect homie
Must have been in the p.i
This hurts my soul in a real way. My best friend raised a kid that wasn't his for 3 years with this exact situation. Also heartwarming end he got custody of not his kid because he claimed her legally before he knew and the whore + "dad" were druggies. She is a great kid at 7 now. You're the shit Dylan. Great man.
Huge shout out to Dylan! I’m glad he was able to get custody and give us daughter a good home! Much love!
Raising someone elses kid is a happy ending?
"This is not my size, I appreciate the gesture"
dale gribble/john redcorn moment right there
The bar on Ft. Drum was called Spouse's for a reason.
Is that still there? That place was such a hot mess of fights and shit.
I'm a simple man. I see A Combat Veterans new video, and I watch it.
Yeah Buddy!
Much agreed
And i like it
The Joseph, I’m a simple person. I see your comment on our video, and I like it :) Thank you!!!
same once their video is out i watch it
Currently in the Army Right now, and videos like these remind me to stay single
You should get married so you know what it feels like, so you can advise your future soldiers to not get married.
@@davidmelton6387 let me get back to you on that🤣
My first wife not only replaced me while I was gone she told the rest of my family the wrong place and time Of my return. There is nothing better than getting off the aircraft and thinking your wife and kids will be there to run into your arms as your proud parents watch on only to have to catch a ride with someone else’s family.
🙁
Fuck brother. Shit's rough out here. I'm not married, and shit like that happening makes me never want to get married. People are foul bro.
@@NeoDeityDon't get me wrong by bitch face (aka the ex ) doing what she did she freed me up to meet the one. I completely get it warriors don't need to worry about women when doing warrior shit, but when you meet the right one she will make you an all around better man. (Just my opinion) then again I spend most of my time wishing I was back in the sandbox so my judgement has to be suspect. I say enjoy your freedom when you do get back to the world, and always remember there's no such thing as a stripper with a heart of gold.
Ohhh, my heart goes out to you. Hopefully she comes back. Good luck to you.
Wow.... He can pull that look off way too well
Thank you!
When the soldiers away, the spouses play at the E club... lol.
Rear "D"
The E-club...wow! You is old!
@@ddickson1167 eclub still going strong in 29 stumps
@throne of lies Glad to hear. Most army ones aren"t that lucky.
3:22 "No. No no no she would never do that"
"I would neeeever do that.."
😂😂
🤣
Comedy gold!
On my deployment i was mutual friends on FB with other dudes that were Jodie from some of the guys i was with. I respected my battles amd show them the post on social media. My battle buddy and i had a glorious time watching them gal try to back paddle and talk her way out, got family to get the police involved and everything and face time the jodie boy arrested for trespassing. It was an entire production thank god for ring cameras is all i have to say
I feel like not just military members, but anyone can relate to this if their job keeps them away from home for longer periods of time. Its sad people will play with other peoples lives like this
I knew a chick that looked just like her and she was definitely cheating on her husband while she was deployed, and then she ruined another persons career.... She did get moved though!
Stacy: "We'll talk-- *later!"*
Me: I've never heard a woman's voice drop that many octaves, that fast. 😲 (I know, it's what's-his-name in Stacy-mode; you don't have to tell me. 🙂)
You right.
To Wong Fu had Patrick Swayze doing one better. "GET YOUR HAND OFF MY DICK BUDDY!"
@@Barty.Crowell Didn’t really fit the moment, but I see where you are there.
Nice, sadly that happens ALOT
A vet comes home to his wife and her side man who is dressed as a woman. let me guess navy.
That mustache makes it funnier asf
Seen it happen. It’s actually kinda funny but very sad.
I'm not saying that this happened to me, but I kinda had a hunch and kinda caught her but she told me its her friend. I trusted her but... I still have this feeling
Trust your gut!
Come on bro. You know as a man why we hangout with women. And it's not to be friends dawg
5:28 a slap on the wrist from the depths of her soul
TSCH
Look, I’m not that kind of lady. You gotta show a Queen a good time before you get a taste.
Not many can make a subject as dark as this so funny, I laughed. Those of us who served and were deployed recognize the truth behind this skit. The Army doesn't have you singing cadences about Jody in basic for no reason.
I might add , My batallion had a 80% divorce rate post deployment and a lot of paternity tests.
Love the 4th wall break. 5:44
This is so sad but true
This actually happen to my neighbor. He came home 2 weeks early and found his wife with someone else in the house. Yikes!
Breaking the fourth wall at 5:44 - awesome!
I JUST SIGNED THE DOTTED LINE YESTERDAY
we had a single guy (reservist) deploying... while deployed he sub-leased his apartment for a term of 12 months. It was a freaking surprise for him when we were notified that our tour would be shortened to only 9 months. So... he could not come back to his apartment.
Who cares if I’m sick, & mad at my boyfriend of 15yrs. You guys made my morning, I’m watching it again, right now.
This is, hands down, one of THE bear skits you guys have done.
That level of denial IS real, though.
"We like fucking up continuity."
Flowers go from Drew to Juston, mysteriously back to Drew in next shot, then back to Juston. Nice. 👌 😉😄
Thank you :) we try :)
This was one of the best, most fun, scarily accurate sketches ever, from you guys. Great work. And loved it when Juston broke the fourth wall. 😂
Thank you!!!
@@MzQTMcHotness honestly, you all make my day when you post. 👌 So, thank you! Coming from a military family (several branches represent), your humor is on point, and the filming and editing is wonderful too. Thanks again, and wishing y'all all the best!
Well that more or less covered my military experience.
Damn man hope are you good are you okay man just doing my suicide prevention job dog
I know its sucks man but you can still get more of life
Stay strong man. I still struggle but keep a smile on my face for people I love. What helps is talking about it to someone. Hell! Even talk about it to the wall or your dog. It helps to get it out of you and make it a habit.
I spent along time drinking after the military . Got a couple
Of years sober now.
I love the continuity comment at 8:49 then they miss the back pack on alternating shots.
🤣🤷♂️
I mean...continuity can be fun to play with.
Love it!! BTW you guys should do what happens when a woman comes back from deployment. Like when another soldiers wifes’ walked up to you and say “ I know you slept with my husband” me “who is your husband?” Oh the stories we could tell! PM me. BTW love you guys, moving to a new platform already!!
We love you, too, hon! Thanks for the comment and the idea!!!
Came back from deployment (navy)and was next to a guy having a panic attack so bad he shit himself, wife and both girlfriends waiting for him on the pier holding signs 🤣🤣🤣
I love Stabby Town! Such a great place to visit on an occasion.
😂 what the fuck did I just watch!?!? I can’t stop laughing!!!
Comedy gold, baby! That’s show biz!
This type of shit has to happen all the time. This day in age ain't no one faithful.
I was never in the military, but I love these videos.
We love that you love them.
That’s why before deploying in ww1 & 2, they’d put a bun in the oven. They didnt know if they were coming back. When my dad was in Vietnam 67-68, plenty of bullets whizzed past him after dear John letters were read
lol genius how he broke the 4th wall midway asking if the viewers heard it.
Husband :"You know each other?"
Guy #2 : "You look familiar!"
Guy#1: "This is my...Boyfriend
👁👄👁
😂😂😂
You gotta think fast when you’re trying to escape…
That 4th wall break 😅🤣
And the blooper reel
Hilarious and the girl was adorable. She should be in more sketches to balance out the team. too funny. And very common lol
We’d love Meg to join us more, but she’s a busy lady. Super talented.
Dude just keeps making it easier and easier to get away with cheating cuz he talks too much LMAO. Great scene!
Thank you for getting the joke!!!
I can't escape his drag 😭
Thank you!!! I’m just out there tryin to represent my Pin Ups and Rockabillys!!!
Stacy is fancy.
@@MzQTMcHotness have you done this before. Because you look stunning 😍.
@@lanierjohnson17 Thank you, Lanier! A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away I was a professional drag Queen. I’ve also performed on screen and stage in drag or as trans. But I’m older now...and fatter :(
@@MzQTMcHotness Please can you give me any tips. I'm a upcoming Drag Queen . Only been a year. Do you have a social media account?
Haha nice little breaking of the 4th wall there. And yes, I did hear it! 😂
They really didn't want to do this, but Top has kinda gotten "attached" to the dress.
i love that little 4th wall break i eat that shit up
Good to see Stacy made a comeback. So how did that guy jump out the 3rd floor? Or is he still hiding?
So nice they threw him a party.
Hahaha! Thank you for the warm welcome. And gosh, I wonder whatever did happen to him?
Sad but true. If they're not cheating, they wait for you to deploy, then divorce you and take all your money.
That fucking hand slap was HILARIOUS !!!!
Thank you! We almost didn’t include it!
@@MzQTMcHotness, LOLOLOLOL !!!!
Roger that, 1SG !!!
These guys do a lot of cross dressing in their videos... 🤔
I mean, do we, tho?
Why I'm staying single when I ship
What branch?
@Fermi Paradox I got a couple cars. One I call my wife. She's a Miata, with a Mustang, I'm saving for a Corvette rn.
No wife no fam. It's safer that way for me to just not have a woman in the pic because I don't feel like going through divorce court when shit goes sideways as it usually does (in young relationships).
Congrats on your achivements as trust me, while it usually goes sideways, there are a lot of people that make it work too
Miata
Is
Always
The
Answer
Had guys come back to switches locks in the house and an empty bankaccount :-P
Freaking Jodi’s getting smart now damn it!!!! Lol
Modern Jody times require modern Jody solutions.
Yeah I truly found out about jody when I was home on leave. Fucked up shit and me for a long time. I'm just glad that in time I got over it but yeah. I just don't think I'll ever be able to get into a relationship again and I leave for the military again. Not even worth the worry,stress and all the extra when I am already thinking about certain things already and making sure I keep my men and women safe. But ive been out a while and have the ITCH to go back for a couple of reasons
That guy's surprisingly good at drag 👌
Well, hell, I should be. I performed for almost 8 years professionally.
A little too good 🤣
I haven't even watched it but all of it is true. Whatever situation you can think of, sadly, its happened
You guys are so funny....this is sad but true in some Military relationships. Loved the bloopers!!
The only 17 years in the military I was known as Sgt Jody 😂😂😂😂
“Out the window...third floor? Fuck that.” Lolll
When he said I was gonna stick ya I lost it
I had a friend this happened to. College drop -out; somehow hooked up with the wife of a M.P. They heard the husbands car pull up early in the drive way and my friend jumped out the window.
And the "wife" is a major babe!
Love the video had tears rolling down my cheeks from laughing so much. Keep those videos coming.
Thank you, JG! We try!!!
Hahahahaaaaa!!!! Thank you for making it clean and funny.
We try :)
well i have collapsed two lungs and broken all my ribs LAUGHING on this one - BRAVO gentlemen lolol
Oh no!!! Go to the hospital immediately! We need you to be around for the next video!
Sad part, this is definitely a 10th mtn situation...
And the forth wall has been broken.
Man I met a dude that was straight in denial about it . I deadass felt like I had one of those don’t go near it moments
He said you should keep those not my size ouch🤣
Oh lovely, the thing I’m terrified of 😂 my girl promises me she won’t cheat and I’d like to believe her but it’s still gonna be in the back of my head while in basic. It’s funny till it happens to you I’d imagine
You gonna stay together ? Risky shit man
Sad how much this really happens
Standby mcstab face 🤣🤣🤣
Who is this new talent in the show. 😳😳
It's crazy how extreme cheating is in the military. An old buddy of mine shot another Marine at point blank range in the head after he came home to find his buddy's truck outside his house and his buddy and his wife in bed. He was supposed to drive out of town for some random shit but returned shortly after leaving because he forgot something then got home to that crap.
EDIT: Yes, the other Marine did die because his head got blown off.
Bravo! Academy Award caliber film and performances. I can’t stop laughing.
Uh...nominate us!!! We’ll just go out there and win!!!
@@MzQTMcHotness It would be funny if you won and a MP presented the Oscars to all of you; then takes you into custody for being AWOL!
". NOW PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS....." LMAO
We’ll talk “LATER!” Lmfao dude
Was part of an online community in 2004. It was before Facebook and MySpace.. but some sailor's wife was running around bumping uglies with the civilians online while he was at sea. Of course... she felt like she had an excuse. They all do.
I totally need to play the part of the medic on some of your videos
Homie is in denial to the highest degree lol
My man Loedragg needs a haircut because he is starting to look like Beavis from Beavis and Butthead. My husband and I cannot stop staring at his hair and making the tp for my bunghole jokes when we see the new videos now.
If the seal on the stopper that holds the water in the tank is broken, which does happen, the toilet bowl continuous and flush itself.
Yeah, bro, I heard it. You need to get your hearing checked after such a long deployment. Might be a service-related injury.