That one dumb Pinocchio meme
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- Опубліковано 3 лют 2022
- Decided to upload this for fun because the cowards at Lionsgate decided to turn the comments off of the original trailer. I encourage you to have fun in the comments.
I do not own this clip or anything related to the film. It belongs to Lionsgate. - Фільми й анімація
Something tells me he doesn’t want the girl in this movie
He wants to know where she got her hair dyed.
@@iknowthatyouregayfireflies9992
Yes
The girl is going to be his super best friend
He does, he just want her to be his best friend😌
He wants her to spill dat tea💅💅💅👀
the yassification of Pinocchio
Yassification is my new favourite word
You genius
I'M FYI G
THIS ONE WINS HOLY SHIT 💀💀💀
Soon every fictional character will be yassified
Three Pinocchio movies released that year, and this wasn't even the worst one
How? 😂
I didn't see this film, but I will say that Guillermo del Toro's film was better than Disney's live action remake. I was really disappointed with that film.
@@kilotron702Pinocchio live-action from Disney
@@ryanstauffer119but as we all know this one was the best ^^
@@killerkitten7534 I only watched Nostalgia Critic's review on this film. Based on what I've seen, I'm not going to watch this movie.
The way everyone forgot about this so suddenly is what gets me
Русские мультфильмы быстро забываются
Because it is not funny anymore if you keep rewatching the same meme movie for 2 years.
IKR
Me? I never forgot
💅 💅 father, when can I leave to be on my ooooOOOooOOoOOoooOwn?! 💅 💅
I've got the whole world to see ✨👑
-video cuts-
@@toastersimp5298 I've got the whole WORLDUSSY 💅💅💅
@@klrbbt1503 world sussy 🤥🤥
@@klrbbt1503 NOOO
Please clip the “Im made of high quailty mATERIOL🙄🌟💅”
LMAO WHAT-
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MATERIAL GWUL
new material gwerl just dropped...?
apple wood
At least he said "Father" instead of "Daddy"
Still better than Disney's live action remake.
i'm sure the Del Toro version is better than all of them
@@karaqakkzl It is
@@ryanstauffer119isn’t it foreign tho?
Definitely way more entertaining
@@killerkitten7534 yup
"I've got the whole world to see-"
*Pinocchio hit the ground too hard*
WORLDUSSY
@@langaslvrr no
@@langaslvrr L E AVE 🥲🥲
SPECTATE WORLD
EXIT TO MENU
i wheezed at this
when i first watched this i legit laughed for at least 2 minutes straight, WHY DOES HE SOUND SO FRUITY WHAT THE HELL SJHDJSJ
I couldn’t stop laughing because it sounds like if Tommy Wiseau had a gay younger sibling. XD also who is the character in your profile pic?
@@BirdboysUmbrella oh my god i can hear that now wtf
its angel devil from chainsawman, but i gotta warn you theres blood and gore and stuff in the manga
@@kittyluvr Yeah it's no issue, I'm not super sensitive to that stuff anymore haha. Thanks for info and warning, though!
this video made me laugh during my online classes.
i'm just hoping my teacher didn't notice me laughing
"2 minutes straight" not too much StRAighT.. 💀💀
I love that every single studio is making a Pinocchio movie so that this dumpster fire is lost to time.
💀
I mean
It was lost to time 💀
What do you Mean this is a yassificated masterpiece.but it was lost to time
"I got the whole worldussy." 💀
Alright for a moment, let's do the impossible and ignore the voice acting. Why does the animation/art style looks like something out of a Sunday school animation lmao
YESS IM SO GLAD SOMEONE NOTICED THAT 💀
So basically it looks like dream mask song animation
Ikrrr
This looks like a Caleb and Sophia episode
Nah this is like Doogal era level of animation if you’re familiar with that movie
*What’s even funnier is this is a REAL movie…like people thought this was actually good enough for a trailer.*
🤣💀
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And it was? This was the only thing interesting to me
If it works, it works.
@@qty1315 yeah it sure got our attention 💀
I think it’s because everyone’s skin color is on a grayscale So no one is popping out they’re just bland
I love how he sounds so flamboyant yet enthusiastic. The line doesn’t even sound like it’s delivered with emotion
The fact that the voice actor did this on purpose is so fucking funny
Father, when can he leave to be on his oOooWWwNn? 😩💅 He's got the whole wOrlDuSsy
I would like to thank you for somehow making this clip even funnier. Your comment sent me into hysterics 💀 💜
@@mirrorocean You're welcome :D
*_WORLDUSSY_*
not the worldussy
Worldussy
“Goddamn it Geppetto, you were supposed to make him out of oak wood, not apple wood”
“Why not? What’s the worst that could happen”
“THAT’S THE TEA SIS💅”
“Oh dear god”
“I told you so”
This comment deserves more likes than it currently has I love it
“HI SISTERS” goddamn it Geppetto
Haha. Apple wood. Because he sounds *F R U I T Y.*
Pinocchio's nose isn't the only one getting longer 😳
@@LucciRipoff i hate you
They seriously release this to the masses, and not only expect it to not be mocked, but have the gall to try to prevent mockery? Unbelievable. Appreciate the upload.
he’s got the whole worldussy😩😩🤌🏽🤌🏽
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY SKJABABW
cause he sounds fruity asf
shut up I'm SparrowIZ
@@SparrowIZ who?
@@SparrowIZ cares?
@@tall_m1dget
nah bro
this scene is more fruity and dark 💀💀💀💀
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My greatest fear regarding this movie is that the producers will see the reaction to pinoccio's voice and re-record his lines to make him less flamboyant. which would be a tragedy. the only chance im seeing this movie is if pinoccio sounds like this the whole way through
God i hope they dont do that. I wanna see the yassification of pinocchio on the big screen fr
@@gh0stpc360 and why not lol. it's new and nice to see an LGBTQ+ pinocchio lol
@@klaviergavin5401 i meant i hope they dont replace the va for pinoccio bc i am so down for his yassification arc 💅💅💅
@@gh0stpc360 it’s going straight to DVD. That’s the real tragedy 😩
@@The_saltysalmon living the ''to be on my ooWWWN 💅'' moment in a movie theather would be magical, ill give you that
I seriously wish they keep this voice, if they do I'm 100% watching this movie like 25 times
THEY DID NO I HAVE TO WATCH THIS MOVIE 25 TIMES
the fact that they put a clip of him flying off a tree branch while that line was said 🤣
''I've got the whole world to see''
-Every single child of an overprotectic parent in movies ever
It’s a trope in fiction but that’s really how it be irl. Having strict parents made extremely simple firsts, like going to the store by yourself, seem like grand adventures
@@thebatman. Hehe, certainly. I remember when I made my first few trips to the store to buy some normal items on my own. It certainly felt very awe inspiring
@@thebatman. I feel this in my soul. Seriously.
I wonder how old y'all were going to the store. I've got strict parents myself, never left the house
That's how it be. I went into a store by myself for the first time at 14, it was mostly just nerve-wracking to me. I still have the whole world to see.
He doesn’t even look like a puppet he’s literally a human being
Edit:thanks for the likes!
They could’ve atleast gave him joints to look like he’s made of wood
Same! And he's way too flexable to be made out of wood
He looks more human than the actual humans
he's made of high quality material
@@krustylesponge6250 Lol-
i thought everyone forgot about this movie.......
but it came back
The fact that this shit was released the same year as Guillermo Del Toro's Pinocchio still haunts me
I can't unhear this but
"I got the whole world dussy."😩
Me neither
"dussy"
oh
Can you elaborate please? English isn't my first language thanks (I'm guessing it has something to do with being gay?)
@@MollyHJohns No, it's worldussy which is world + pussy. It's a thing now where people attach ussy to the end of words to make it the pussy of that word. Like cookussy is the pussy of a cookie (cookie run twitter reference)
@@yes-si9xi yeah, and it originates from the word "bussy" which stands for "boy pussy" which in turn refers to shapely male butt
The funniest thing is that they had to straightup confirm that this Pinocchio was attracted to a female in the trailer just to avoid suspicion that he's actually gay.
xd
Just pretend she's a drag performer. It makes sense now.
@@Nightman221k YOU DIDN’T 😂😂
The movie is preproduced I think, they're just dubbing it I believe?
@@teira1336 strange enough gay supporters still complain about Pinocchio not being gay even though the movie was already made.
How many times have you watched this:
Me: yes
everybodys talking about his voice but nobody is talking about how hes gonna break his back on the landing because of the tree branch below him
It’s the fact that he has a female love interest in the movie that makes this 5x funnier 💀
Don’t worry, she’s just an actor
@@christianaguiare544 she??
@@Poggys872 yes,𝗦𝗵𝗲
She just a cover up for that battyboy
What’s even funnier is he doesn’t even think he’s romantically interested until the horse is like “Of CoUrSe YoU aRe!!” and then Pinocchio is like “Okay if you say so I guess I’m in love with her😕”
Everyone's talking bout Pinocchio's voice acting but no ones talking about how Geppetto is voiced by the guy who does Spongebob
Excuse me, WHAT?!
This movie is getting weirder and weirder..
@@peppermintscorpion2766
Yep, Tom Kenny is here apparently.
And Napoleon Dynamite XD
And Danny Devito
With his Devito Meter
You can tell the Va put no energy into that line, this man sounds like he hasn’t slept in 3 days while in a basement 💀
Bro got the whole
✨💅worldussy💅✨
Pinocchio and his fruity little butt are rockin' the Steve Zissou/Legend of Zelda cosplay.
pinocchio: breath of the world to see
@@buggoproductionstv7244 noooo this is too funny💀💀
Fuuuuuuuck dnsbsbsvzvvzzczczzjzjkzjx
@@buggoproductionstv7244 that's honestly great-
pinocchio stuck in the great plateau be like
Not only does he sound "fruity" the voice actor is NOT delivering the lines well AT ALL. He is BORED AF in that recording booth
The crazy part is is that the voice actor, Pauly Shore, used to be sort of popular in the 90s, so you'd expect he'd put more effort into this. He's more in it for the paycheck.
@@alexandercorbett1147 it's so obvious the only reason he's being fruity in the booth is to make the lines livable
How much you wanna bet he wasn't supposed to record them like this and just did a few as a joke but the producers ACTUALLY thought it would be a good idea
@@alexandercorbett1147 it's probably the director wanting him to sound like that XD. Srs this isn't the first time I've seen voice directors making a talented actor sound boring. Srs Pinocchio in this movie sounds like Tommy Wiseau
@@Samuel_Loegan Pauly Shore isn't talented 😅 a look at his movies in the 90s would clarify that.
@@khaeugriefshade6456 yikes srs? XD
Don't worry, everyone. We have Lies of P now...
"Frankly my dear I don't give a damn."
"I'm afraid we aren't in Kansas anymore, Toto."
"I gave him an offer he couldn't refuse."
"Here's lookin' at ya, kid."
"No, I am your father."
"FATHER WHEN CAN I LEAVE TO BE ON MY OWNNNNNN? I'VE GOT A WHOLE WORLDUSSY!"
The funniest thing is that this is originally a russian movie, only dubbed to english. Considering how most russians feel about homosexuality, I wonder how the makers of this movie feel about the fact that everyone reaction is "Pinocchio is gay now". XD
Bisexual Russian American:
*Yes.*
@@chansfeet2500 I’m bi in a tradition ENGLISH household, not going to go down well when they find out
so how’s russia doing 😀
@@tylerdurden200 it’s the 😀 for me
@@Ellis_Larry 😀
The part where he says: owwwwwnnnnn 😩🤚
i just realized something. with the original Pinocchio, his nose was round and straight, making it grow in a way that would make sense when he lied. but with this dude, his nose is normal looking! how tf is his nose going to grow? also, in the original Pinocchio, he was just a puppet made of wood that wouldn't grow, even when he became alive. but this dude is the size of a young adult! so that means that dead wood in this universe can grow, or this wierd a** wood maker just built an entire replica of a young adult that he keeps in the basement.
'Lionsgate releasing a Pinocchio film where he's voiced by Chills' wasn't on my bingo card for the year, but I won't question it.
Pinocchio: Made out of wood
This voice: Sounds like he takes wood
AYO
GUYS-
HEWIJSNABHAKAKNS😭
Now this one just illegal-
HOW DOES THIS ONE BARELY HAVE ANY COMMENTS-
My biggest fear?
My biggest fear is that the makers of this movie see the memes, don’t like them, and decide to re do the lines, taking the yassification of Pinocchio away
the sonification of pinnochio...
that would be amazing
@@baal6776 yep
They already like the memes they are full embracing it
please no I think this is hilarious
I completely forgot about that meme it is so funny
Father, when can i leave to be on my OOOOoowwwnn
YAAAAS Pinocchio. You’re our beautiful little wooden queen 👑 💅🏻😩
Yaaazzz Zister Grrr.
Ah, yass gurl 💜💜
slay
PREACH QUEEN 👑 💅
yuck
Remember people, there are some things even homosexuals find gay.
What is more gay?
This vs Actually being gay? 🤔😂
@@Weronika_23_ this, no doubt
And youre not homosexual so stay out of our business
You are a straight male stay in ur community
@@lordyall4163 damn someones trying to start a fight 💀
The way he said “ own”😂😂😂😂
I've got the whole world ✨ dussy✨
The *real* reason he's chasing her in the movie is cause he likes her aesthetic and wants to know if she has any single guyfriends
YES 💅👏👏👏 THIS IS THE REASON
voice acting has always been a dream of mine.
if this guy can do it, so can i
lmaoo
You've got this friend
That's motivational.
These comments are hilarious!! 🤣🤣
Nah, first you gotta get super popular. Then you can beat out real, talented voice actors. Everyone knows, fame > talent, and talent has nothing to do with being famous.
NAH I MISS THIS MEME SO MUCH😭
That leap was so majestic
Replace "father" with "daddy" and this becomes 10x better
OH NOOO
@@jaykohootech Ohh yeah
THE MOST UNDERRATED COMMENT 😂😂 I’m wheezing
“daDdy, when can I leave to be on my OoOooWn, I’ve got the whole Worldussy 💅🙄✨💋”
@@Stbstbstbstbst get a sense of humour
the whine in his voice when he says "my own"
"ive got the whole worldussy" i cant unhear it..
Fine Pinocchio... You can go
" thank you ✨ DADDY ✨ I kneeewww you wouldnt say no 🥺
I was a little disappointed when i saw what the plot was. I could have sworn this version of Pinocchio was gonna be fruity as hell.
Yeah, he falls in love with a blue haired girl or something.
Idk, but, this whole is giving me "Be a real boy/man" vibes.
But when he calls the girl beautiful or whatever he sounds so sarcastic, I'm still not convinced he's not fruity lol
Eh, perhaps the love interest is actually trans all along!
Fun Fact: This is actually just the English dub for a Russian movie. In the original Russian trailer, Pinocchio doesn't sound nearly as flamboyant.
@@Keznen So which voice is canon?
For some reason, when the music and “Lionsgate” come in, I just start dying of laughter every time
maybe it's the anticipation of what ur about to hear lol or that it sounds so serious and momentous then throws fruity pinocchio at u
it’s always lionsgate isn’t it
Lionsgate has like no shame when it comes to their animated movies lmao
@@megamovieman101They did make Ghost in the Shell 1995, which they coproduced with Production I.G., Kodansha, and Crunchyroll UK.
And they release a ton of anime films in Southeast Asia and Chinese-speaking countries, particularly the Makoto Shinkai films. Thankfully, they are all released in Japanese with English and Chinese subtitles, instead of Lionsgate doing their own horrible dub.
And Lionsgate also did the older English dub of The End of Evangelion. As well as the 2000 English dub of Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro, which had Solid Snake as Lupin.
The funny thing is that Pinocchio’s voice actor voiced the cheese guy from a goofy movie
he sounds like he plays splatoon as the octoling boy and relies on 3 specific friends for emotional support
Out of all the voice actors they could have picked-
-they picked the perfect one! 😂🤣
@@sanobr318 yep
@@sanobr318 so we can make memes
I can't believe they made him THIS fruity, yet still got him a girlfriend
enough of the "oOoowN", lets talk about the fact that my man did a whole ninja backflip for no reason
It's ‘because singing killing my grandma, okay?? 😠😠’ basically all over again 😭🖐🏻
I'm telling you. This film will be the most horrifying cinematic experience of the year.
no it will be the best
it'll be soooo bad it's good
This is almost as bad as cats
Right in the ranks of, wow I can’t even say it… The… last…Air- *dies*
I showed this to my dad and it’s kinda ironic because the movie is a RUSSIAN FILM BUT PINOCCHIO SOUNDS SO FRUITY MR FRUITCAKE OVER HERE
Fruit + Pinocchio this or whatever =
🍒🍓🍇🍎🍉🍑🍊🍋🍍🍌🥑🍏🍈🍐🥝🥭🥥🍅🫐
This is probably the reason that it’s only coming out on dvd and people only know it exists because of Pinochio’s voice-
"i knew you were fruity"
It sounded like the voice actor didn’t wanna do that at all
Ikr
I didn’t know Dumbledore transferred into this and has a gay son
THAT WAS WHAT I THOUGHT
“Maybe Leonardo? No, he’d grow up to be a turtle who only cares about pizza.”
"let's see, you look and sound fruity so the best name would be . . . Pinocchio!"
That forced TMNT joke made me cringe so hard bro. Why is this real?
@@alexandercorbett1147 for the memes
@@thankswe2447 yes, but the good ones
@@alexandercorbett1147 I honestly didn't get the joke until now.
As you can see we have found the rare and elusive material doll in their natural habitat with their signature call
THE WAY HE SAID OWN!?😂😂
Isn’t Pinocchio a kid by the way this guy looks like he’s 13😂🤣
Since wood is considered to be a material, I think it is right to call Pinocchio a 💅MATERIAL GWORL💅.
Hes a boy thou- oh my god you jelly kids.
@@yourefatmom6159So? The creator of the song is also male.
1940 Pinocchio: young innocent boy full of hopes and dreams
2022 Pinocchio: 𝑴𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑰𝑨𝑳 𝑮𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑳😩🧚🏻♂🌼💅
@@dragonball4ever2009 2022 is better thooooo😩💅💅
Then he did a backflip, snapped the bad guy’s neck and saved the day.
Too few people know about this man it's gotta be one of the funniest things to come out this year 😭
"come out" lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣
he ain’t come out yet he fancies a girl in the film lmao
No need to come out we already know it
@@AdumbDriver DUDE
Sounds like Caillou after puberty
Earth-chan: YAMETE, PINOCCHIO-SAMA
Pinocchio: I'VE COME HERE FOR YOUR WORLDUSSY
Everyone saying about his lack of nose maybe it'll be something else that grows when he sees a cute stable boy drinking a cola in the summer sun
💀
STOP 🤣
JAIL RN
I love how emotionless he is when he says, “Father,”
Your video will make a fine addition to my "UA-cam algorithm strikes again" collection
I unironically semi-ironically fucking love this movie
They yassified him
But why is that so true? 💅✨
This voice is the main reason I really want to watch this movie😂😂
1000% same
It's the only reason I want to watch this movie XD
We're only watching it for the memes, kids.
@@petscraftsandwonderfulthin1279 true
@@Stbstbstbstbst You need to get a life, Replying to 3 people with the same thing. *AND* To make it better, I saw you reply the same thing to others.
He sounds fruity and drunk at the same time. Classic Pauly Shore xD
The twenkafaction of Pinocchio had begun and im here for it
He’d take his girlfriend to His drag race competitions
*boyfriend
the most unrealistic part about this movie is that he has a female love interest LMAO
He’s like 8 years old or younger just why-
@@Mini-wd7qz he's not even a human
🤥
💅💅Father, when cAn I leAVe oN my oooOOOOoooOOooOOoown?
Everybody is gonna watch this movie now no matter how bad the animation we all want to hear fruity Pinocchio and say that we saw the fruity Pinocchio movie. They knew what they were doing
I honestly am cackling so hard. Like it’s like they were like: “Let’s create a fagcent so distinct!”
Ummm, I get what you're going for but that word is a slur, could you maybe try something else?
@@victoriapulcifer6218 have you ever thought that maybe their gay and can say that.
@@onyxharrison8617 thank you because I am. Also I used quotes and it wasn’t demeaning anyone, just the voice acting
@@victoriapulcifer6218 sometimes you shouldn’t get offended for other ppl without knowing the whole story.
@@tiffanyjoy4578 also I’d like to add, literally I have one too. My friends joke about it sometimes. I used to work in customer service for 5 years and my pitch and everything I had a lot of people like tell me they “knew” I was gay. Reclaiming the word “fag” is a coping mechanism to being called it since the 3rd grade. If I don’t joke about it/find humor I give the word power
I love how the only aspects of the movie we've seen so far that have anything to do with the original Pinocchio is that:
1. he's a wooden puppet boy
2. there's some ringmaster circus creep that wants him to be in his show
3. Pinocchio wants to be a real boy
4. that is it
EDIT 5. also he might become a donkey, hopefully (thx for reminding me **Someone definitely** )
5. He just wants to be on his own 💅😩
He wants to make his woody less wooden
and there's a girl apparently 💀
...Yeah,because that's the plot
I swear all remakes of good old movies are always worse than the original he doesn’t even look like a puppet he doesn’t even look like he’s made of wood Imao
*fabulously jumps in the air*
If Pinocchio says his nose will grow right now, will it grow or will it stay? 😭
I’m glad to see Tommy Wiseau’s gay younger brother finally got another voice acting gig. Good for him.
“I did noaught! -Oh hi Pinocchio”
THIS 😂😂😂
Father when can I leave to be on my ~own~~
*he sounds like he had a stroke*
Voice under-acting at it’s finest.