Hello, I'm the author of the secrets of planet zebes, firstly I actually wrote this when I was 14 and I actually thought it was good at the time, I still don't know what made me high enough to think it was good. I actually forgot about it until this video came out, when I saw it, I was actually laughing when I was reminded about it. Love your videos hoodohoodlum, keep up the good work
Interesting fact: I'm a direct descendant of Hitler and George Washington Interesting fact 2: Neither of these people had any children. Seriously, author of the last story, how are you a descendant of Hitler if he had no children?
Looking it up again, no, George Washington didn't have any biological children. He helped raise the children that his wife already had from a previous marriage. If he did, he certainly didn't acknowledge it.
I was having a terrible day depression-wise, I was staying in bed and watching UA-cam, when I got the notification for this video. Hoodo, you never fail to help get a smile on my face, I can't thank you enough for all you do. Love your videos (I've been subbed from about 5K), keep up the amazing work!! ~Angie
7:57 “Writer of diary”:”dares to have committed suicide” God:”how bout you REPENT” Asmodai:”INTERROGATE!” “Hell that afton was put in”:”I’ll be waiting”
Hello, children! Today i'm going to teach you about the wonderful world of Duck Tape(tm)! First, we throw bread at wild ducks in a pond over the course of seceral weeks to kill the adults via malnutrion, at which point we recover the bodies and collect the eggs. Second, we pluck the feathers off the dead adult ducks, and leave the dead chicks near the local orphanage. Third, we skin the ducks, careful to peel off the skin in strips of equal width. Fourth, we seperate the ducks by sex into two and a half piles. Third, we remove the male ducks sperm testicles, the fe-male ducks vaginal fluids, and the fe ducks and the fe Thusly we begin the sacrifice to the one who torments them selves so that the laws of this fragile world do not drift apart, TaA'p. In return for the prepared food of their most hated creatures, the fowls, he blesses us with the power with the strength with the knowings to hold together even the most REPULSIVE. We strip away our own divine skins so that we may release them unto the market, thus providing currency. Currency dulls Pain. The dulling of Pain is joy. Joy. First.
I've been adequately educated on Duck Tape. Thank you. (but, if you really wanted to dull pain that badly, why don't you just cut out the middle man and take Joy? I hear you can get that in pill form now)
The police took away his Super Nintendo and Super Metroid as evidence for his suicide, despite not finding the diary that was the only thing which linked the game to his death? Is this the same police department as the Sonic.exe sequel?
+Christian Suck Speaking of which, given Gandrayda's oddly flirtatious behavior toward Samus, there is a saddeningly small amount of Samus X Gandrayda fanart out there. I mean, I'm not gonna _complain_ about a fandom being mostly safe from rabid shippers, but jeez, if I can find adorable Samus X Rundas fanart, I ought to be able to get my yuri feels too. XD
2:23 You know that Ridley made Samus watch as he murdered her parents when she was a little child. Years later he even terrifies her by saying that he ate their corpses afterwards. Checkout the Manga
When you said that i wasn't gonna be ready for the number 1, i was expecting something really offensive like Samus being raped or something like that crap. *I was TRULY not ready* Amazing video, as always ;)
shows metroid fusion footage when talking about a Super Metroid story shows Super metroid footage when talking about a Metroid Fusion story that sounds about right
I can't get past the first story because of crappy internet. If I have to hear ridley stutter about the "secret of zebes" like the author genuinely thought it'd be scary one more time...
In "The Secret of Planet Zebes", the author says he got the Screw Attack and then went to fight Ridley, even though you need to beat Ridley to get the Screw Attack.
For the past couple of nights I kept listening to this video to fall asleep. I'm also listening to some of the other gaming creepypasta lists but this one is the best.
I playd pokemon heart gold but the catege was blody and so were the pokemon exept wormple. i beet the game the game showed a... monster but it played qith me so i was happy exept he killed people sudlenty i was a wormple so ya
"Because I'm like that" So your like every single creepy pasta cliche of fine haunted video games that are supposedly perfect even though you know they're not because you're ordering them off of freaking eBay!! Wow I just cringed up my sentence XD
hay hoodlum could you do a top 10 worst creepypastas on ratchet and clank idk if RAC has creepypastas but hay if thay do try doing it for a video i would of ask this on discort but i dont have one :/
Okay so I think I have heard a creepypasta about a old horrible game that no one could figure out. Then someone took the time to figure it out. It was a map. The map led to a spot and the man dug a hole and found a head. That head was a head of a girl named Lisa...Lily... Somethhing like that. And that was the name of the girl. Does anyone knos the name of this?
Watches part 1: well at least the blood count is low it can't get super bad in just 5 stories. Watches part 2, looks at blood count: HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!
wait, Samus *wasn't* raped or sexually assaulted in any of the stories? That's a first!
Carly Oshawott Yay!
Carly Oshawott well there was that one guy who got a bit excited from the first story when samus got filled with goo and popped
Praise be to the Alimbics, for Samus is safe from gratuitous rape!
Damn that's true, and that's weird since she a girl, at one point we should have heard one story about rape
Lol
Hello, I'm the author of the secrets of planet zebes, firstly I actually wrote this when I was 14 and I actually thought it was good at the time, I still don't know what made me high enough to think it was good. I actually forgot about it until this video came out, when I saw it, I was actually laughing when I was reminded about it. Love your videos hoodohoodlum, keep up the good work
Well, well, well, I finally saw your comment! Glad to hear you had a good time, and thank you for writing your story! Keep up the writing! :D
We all write cringe stories when we're starting out as a writer. It's almost a rite of passage.
Always nice to tune out to a few weird creepypasta readings with Hoodo :) Fantastic editing on this!
Um, hey PhantomStrider, what's up? ☺️
I LOVE YOUR CHANNEL!
Hey Phantom love your videos
Wow, Strider. You're here too!
Thanks for the warm welcomes guys :) howdy to you too!
Interesting fact: I'm a direct descendant of Hitler and George Washington
Interesting fact 2: Neither of these people had any children.
Seriously, author of the last story, how are you a descendant of Hitler if he had no children?
James A Clouder Lol
GW Did
Looking it up again, no, George Washington didn't have any biological children. He helped raise the children that his wife already had from a previous marriage. If he did, he certainly didn't acknowledge it.
James A Clouder he saved children, but not the british children
I'm pretty sure Hitler had kids. He had a wife he killed and as well as his kids before he killed himself.
10:48 Wait... you mean the blood WASN'T HYPER-REALISTIC??
What even is creepypasta anymore?
21:26 I started laughing my ass off. How was this Creepypasta meant to be taken seriously?
It wasn't. Its a trollpasta.
@@chrisonewiththesalt except it was. it was simply put on the trollpasta wiki becaus eof how utterly abysmal it was
Yes it made me laugh so hard XD
I love how it had almost nothing to do with metroid as well
Omg dude!!! Thanks for featuring my art!
man: "Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?"
author 5: "I played Metroid: The secret of Planet Zebes and cried for only five minutes."
"I am a direct descendant of hitler and the real Dracula"
Me: ................... *literally laughs to death*
You were right, I wasn't ready for that last story. BTW you're paying for my hospital bill.
Heres my own creepy pasta... *Ahem* BLOODBLOODBLOODBLOODBLOODBLOOD GHOST CARTRAGE JEFF DA KIIIEEEELLLLLEEEEERRRRR!!! was it gud?
Nick Grayson 11/10 would give self brain damage again
iT wAs GoOd BiTcH
Your profile picture is scarier
The best eva
Sam Blackhardt 0/10 needs more gore.
I was having a terrible day depression-wise, I was staying in bed and watching UA-cam, when I got the notification for this video. Hoodo, you never fail to help get a smile on my face, I can't thank you enough for all you do. Love your videos (I've been subbed from about 5K), keep up the amazing work!!
~Angie
Same here actually. I would also like to thank Hoodo for improving my mood some.
I hope tomorrow is a better day for you, Angie.
Thanks, you too :)
Angie Frushour I am so, so happy my videos can help and entertain you. That's why I make them in the first place! :)
I can't believe you responded! That just made my day!! Thank you so much for doing what you do!! :)
What I love about you is how you're not a monster to people, like some youtubers. You're really optimistic about everything.
#LetDennisBreath
Top 10 worst HoodoHoodlumsRevenge pastas when?
NOW
Wait!! Jacoby? As in the Jacob and Toby Fusion?!?
*intro shows a clip from the worst metroid game*
Anthony: Remember me?
Me: No, I purged the terrible metroid game memories from my mind.
Fuck Other M
Lightria Lighshar omg XD
I have never actually played a metroid game.
Doctor M neither have I XD
Lightria Lighshar oh i thought it was a different m
Lightria Lighshar Why exactly is Other M that bad? I never played it
It's pretty awesome having watched you for years and slowly seen your English go from rough to almost perfect (minus occasional awkward sentence)
7:57
“Writer of diary”:”dares to have committed suicide”
God:”how bout you REPENT”
Asmodai:”INTERROGATE!”
“Hell that afton was put in”:”I’ll be waiting”
Of course I'm staying inside on a sunny day. Seriously man, last time I almost TALKED to someone! That's never going to happen again!
"... but rather exploded like a human being would..." Because everyone lights 12 sticks of dynamite right before they die.
Hello, children! Today i'm going to teach you about the wonderful world of Duck Tape(tm)!
First, we throw bread at wild ducks in a pond over the course of seceral weeks to kill the adults via malnutrion, at which point we recover the bodies and collect the eggs.
Second, we pluck the feathers off the dead adult ducks, and leave the dead chicks near the local orphanage.
Third, we skin the ducks, careful to peel off the skin in strips of equal width.
Fourth, we seperate the ducks by sex into two and a half piles.
Third, we remove the male ducks sperm testicles, the fe-male ducks vaginal fluids, and the fe ducks and the fe
Thusly we begin the sacrifice to the one who torments them selves so that the laws of this fragile world do not drift apart, TaA'p.
In return for the prepared food of their most hated creatures, the fowls, he blesses us with the power with the strength with the knowings to hold together even the most REPULSIVE.
We strip away our own divine skins so that we may release them unto the market, thus providing currency.
Currency dulls Pain.
The dulling of Pain is joy.
Joy.
First.
But Duck Tape is a real thing.
I've been adequately educated on Duck Tape. Thank you. (but, if you really wanted to dull pain that badly, why don't you just cut out the middle man and take Joy? I hear you can get that in pill form now)
Joshua Stone your profile picture still scars me to dis day
i call for a petition that we change the name of duct tape to duck tape.
Man “The Diary” could’ve been really good, i hope the author ends up seeing what you said
My brain hurts now.
Great video, keep up the great work.
The police took away his Super Nintendo and Super Metroid as evidence for his suicide, despite not finding the diary that was the only thing which linked the game to his death? Is this the same police department as the Sonic.exe sequel?
"my boi, we shall fear the rum that is red"
"what about the blue rum?"
"fear that too."
"ok"
Who else thinks next is worst SpongeBob creepypastas?
Yup. Now time to go to my Pinnaple.
How bout Mega Man?
Sawyer Hicks you were correct!
*High speed CRAWLING IN MY-*
*S K I N*
VERY FAST Chester crawling in skin at incredible hihg speed
Awesome vid as always, bud! Next, could you do worst Kirby creepypastas (if you're keeping up with the Nintendo franchise pasta theme)?
This punctuation problem could easily be fixed of these writers would just get a fricken beta reader!
Dragon thunderX
As if anyone would beta read these xD
Zabel Jennings that's what parents are for.
I don't think these kids would show their parents these stories
Zabel Jennings I know, it's just frustrating when a story shows potential only to waste it by rushing the story.
or if they like... USED them?
0:00 my favourite character from the metroid
Hoodo: *doesn't understand what he is reading*
Also hoodo: "wasn't that the greatest story of all time or what"
Slit fidget spinner dab bodmod It was sarcastic
WOW
Sammus wasn't sexually assaulted in any of them.
But actually killed people!
COOL :3
Just between you and me, I'm fairly confident it would be Samus doing the sexual assaulting. >.>
...But that would still be terrible, make no mistake.
+Christian Suck
Speaking of which, given Gandrayda's oddly flirtatious behavior toward Samus, there is a saddeningly small amount of Samus X Gandrayda fanart out there.
I mean, I'm not gonna _complain_ about a fandom being mostly safe from rabid shippers, but jeez, if I can find adorable Samus X Rundas fanart, I ought to be able to get my yuri feels too. XD
“ I am a direct descendant of Hitler & Dracula”
Gosh, what a lineage.
2:23 You know that Ridley made Samus watch as he murdered her parents when she was a little child. Years later he even terrifies her by saying that he ate their corpses afterwards.
Checkout the Manga
Thate far more terrifying than any of these stories
Can someone PLEASE tell me what song is playing at 2:53?
1:19 Now look what you've done. You've made Hoodo cry. Now go into a corner and feel ashamed about it
After they saw Sa-er, I mean MeTrOiD, her body was then eaten by yet another frickin' monster.
"space is space, t.a.s.t.y."-Kraid
When you said that i wasn't gonna be ready for the number 1, i was expecting something really offensive like Samus being raped or something like that crap.
*I was TRULY not ready*
Amazing video, as always ;)
shows metroid fusion footage when talking about a Super Metroid story
shows Super metroid footage when talking about a Metroid Fusion story
that sounds about right
2:53 I like how the thing in the window looks like it wants to die.
That last one is a thing of beauty. My sides have flown into orbit.
When hoodu sees to much misspelled cartridges its not catrige, but cart-rage
“Poor innocent aliens”
Ridley murdered Samus’ parents
Well, y’know... no one is perfect!
@@HoodoHoodlumsRevengethis gave me the vibes of Steven Universe trying to help Hitler stop killing the Jews
I can't get past the first story because of crappy internet.
If I have to hear ridley stutter about the "secret of zebes" like the author genuinely thought it'd be scary one more time...
12:03 NORFAIR PRANKS: SA-X eating Samus prank 2017 (Gone Wrong) (GONE SEXUAL) VORAREPHILIA!! (Semi-realistic bLoOd!) OMG SYLUX CONFIRMED 2095 (Kinda turned me on ^^; )
Please don't stop
These videos prolong my will to carry on
In "The Secret of Planet Zebes", the author says he got the Screw Attack and then went to fight Ridley, even though you need to beat Ridley to get the Screw Attack.
For the past couple of nights I kept listening to this video to fall asleep. I'm also listening to some of the other gaming creepypasta lists but this one is the best.
Wait, so the parents in story #4 bought their kid "Super Metroid" months before the game was ever released?
A Marie oh shit
Duck Tape is an actual product that you can buy at craft stores. At least in the US.
Honestly in the number 1 story, when his friend turned around and said sth, I was expecting him to say "Omae wa mo shindeiru"
Why did you play the instrumental of Kendrick Lamar's "HUMBLE." during "Fused"?
Also, "Redrum Is Tasty" was so funny. My chest is killing me.
Andrew Del Pilar
1. because why not
2.facts
I playd pokemon heart gold but the catege was blody and so were the pokemon exept wormple. i beet the game the game showed a... monster but it played qith me so i was happy exept he killed people sudlenty i was a wormple so ya
Uhhhh... I’m pretty sure committing genocide on the Space Pirates is like... Seamus’s one true desire. I feel like she knows exactly what she’s doing
21:26 ...Okay... I think it's safe to assume that... this story has OFFICIALLY GONE CLINICALLY AND MENTALLY INSANE!!!
7.8/10, too much water
I thought redrum was like red rum and thought, "was this guy a drunkard?"
*obligatory The Shining reference*
How is that so many of these gaming creepypastas have the issue of having "cartridge" misspelled? Lol
Hey, I played Metroid Zero Mission: The Secret of Planet Zebes and only cried for three minutes! Whoever wrote that story must've been a real wuss!
"Because I'm like that"
So your like every single creepy pasta cliche of fine haunted video games that are supposedly perfect even though you know they're not because you're ordering them off of freaking eBay!!
Wow I just cringed up my sentence XD
Chartrage is love. Chartrage is life.
21:39 this kid just happens to have a revolver. Only in Creepypasta!
I was genuinely shocked to see that "Escape the D" didn't include any form of sexual activity.
Honestly, you are right, The Diary one could be pretty good if it was improved a bit, the premise is pretty solid!
how i escape myself? my name is dimitri. Someone please tell me? Someone? Oh, fuck it. I'm okay with it.
"I shocked"
That's the best word ever
It almost sounded like the diary was about quick onset schizophrenia. I kinda liked it
The diary was good
And I feel like the ending is realistic, i really like it how it is
tfw when there's one dislike but you don't want to point it out because more people will dislike it but it's too late and you've pointed it out
Sometimes I have the urge to want to make a Metroid Creepypasta.
But then I see shit like this, and think... "Maybe not."
Three words . Resident evil creepypastas
Clicks notification at the speed of L I G H T
At the speed of H Y P E R R E A L I S M
Osama Bin Laden and Adolf Hitler in one creepypasta, the moment I heard those names in there I was like "Fuck me sideways"!!!
Wow Nintendo, you stepped up your game
TOO MUCH
OH GOD! This is the new Squirrel king people, this needs to be Read like a full life Consequences video.
The author for #2 couldn't think of a creative Metroid creepypasta title, so he went with, "Ooh, the letter D is scary."
2:53 makes me giggle every time.....
"you are not ready for this"
Me: NO MY BODY IS READY!!!!!!!
hay hoodlum could you do a top 10 worst creepypastas on ratchet and clank idk if RAC has creepypastas but hay if thay do try doing it for a video i would of ask this on discort but i dont have one :/
"who's gonna rob people now?"
Number 1 is too hilarious
That darn plot twist!
デニスは馬鹿だ、
これらの素晴らしいビデオを作成するために ！
Okay so I think I have heard a creepypasta about a old horrible game that no one could figure out. Then someone took the time to figure it out. It was a map. The map led to a spot and the man dug a hole and found a head. That head was a head of a girl named Lisa...Lily... Somethhing like that. And that was the name of the girl. Does anyone knos the name of this?
[ [sic] INTENSIFIES]
I hope the next one is MGS creepypastas.
You'd be surprised how many there are
All I could think about on number 4 was "I want to break free" (you know, that song by Queen?)
Watches part 1: well at least the blood count is low it can't get super bad in just 5 stories. Watches part 2, looks at blood count: HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!
Can we have a gorillaz vid next...
I've already fill my spook quota for the week
MattMan3000 too much spooks
I hate it when my Chart ages.
cart*
If “The Diary” wasn’t about Metroid, and with a few changes it could potentially be good!!!
22:09 You were right, I'm dead now
14:87 I feel you man...
You should now from now on, use both chartrage AND cartage!
Oh no not Dracitler ....Adolfula?
14:45 not a day goes by were I don't wonder the same thing
No. NO. THAT LAST ONE... NO! (I legit laughed so hard and so much my dad yelled at me to shut up)
cartage is the new meme confirmed
Everybody you know has already escaped the D, it's everybody's first ever accomplishment.
7:43 funniest part