Top 10 WORST SONIC THE HEDGEHOG CREEPYPASTAS

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  • @ruggiebuggie3195
    @ruggiebuggie3195 3 роки тому +365

    There's a Mario 64 creepypasta out there with the phrase "Suicide filled my body". Still my favorite line in a bad creepypasta that I've read.

    • @Ihartwalrusguy
      @Ihartwalrusguy 2 роки тому +21

      Sounds like a lyric from a Nu-Death Medal song.

    • @lughzi1591
      @lughzi1591 Рік тому +25

      @@Ihartwalrusguy I've found the sauce, it's 64, and it's available in both the creepypasta wiki and Some Ordinary Gamers wiki.

    • @DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights
      @DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights Рік тому +6

      Well, I guess there is some truth to it?

    • @Niagaranobs
      @Niagaranobs Рік тому +3

      *keep, me, in, side.*

    • @Therealethanplushstudios
      @Therealethanplushstudios Рік тому +3

      @@lughzi1591link please

  • @TekSoda
    @TekSoda 8 років тому +637

    Sonic replied, "After you scrub all the floors in Hyrule, then we can talk about mercy. Take him away!"

  • @realpastastrainer
    @realpastastrainer 6 років тому +732

    "It was very blood."
    Your grammar is very yes.

    • @trashycannoey
      @trashycannoey 5 років тому +19

      this looks very yes

    • @polish2945
      @polish2945 5 років тому +23

      I feel very good
      *wait*

    • @sberky98
      @sberky98 4 роки тому +11

      I feel very wet for dennis wait no

    • @realpastastrainer
      @realpastastrainer 4 роки тому +8

      @@sberky98 don't worry
      I u n d e r s t a n d

    • @kappnk9821
      @kappnk9821 4 роки тому +6

      Much grammar such wow

  • @tidepoolclipper8657
    @tidepoolclipper8657 4 роки тому +158

    Gotta love how any tension SatAm the Lost Episode had left instantly dissolved away and instead became a large laugh fest when Tails swears like a sailor at 18:27.

  • @channelisnotavailable9803
    @channelisnotavailable9803 6 років тому +663

    Most used creepypasta words and phrases:
    It's just a glitch
    Sonic. Exe
    Hyper-realistic blood
    Hyper-realistic
    Crying
    Scared
    A cartridge/disk with paper, and sharpie on it reading (insert here)

    • @kazsmith550
      @kazsmith550 6 років тому +37

      тony'ѕ wacĸy cнannel some more:
      Jeff
      Slender man
      Abusive
      Insane
      Snapped
      Knife
      Forest

    • @fuzzyjusttoomuch
      @fuzzyjusttoomuch 6 років тому +20

      Blood

    • @emilianstaniak504
      @emilianstaniak504 6 років тому +37

      eBay (the source of all evil.)

    • @Zeqweery
      @Zeqweery 6 років тому +12

      тony'ѕ wacĸy cнannel and there is some message in a foreign language

    • @dr.k571
      @dr.k571 6 років тому +8

      @@emilianstaniak504 That's not true! I got my satanic ritual things from there and I tURNed oUT JuST FIne :)

  • @xentenial
    @xentenial 8 років тому +406

    "It has very much blood."
    10/10 best creepypasta

    • @xentenial
      @xentenial 8 років тому +5

      15:15 ALL AROUND THE WORLD! MOUNTAINS CRUMBLE FOR SONIC!

    • @SamanthaPortUkulele
      @SamanthaPortUkulele 8 років тому +16

      I liked the one that said Sonic was "full of blood" as if that was a scary description somehow. I think the author meant something else by it, but all I could do was take it literally and think, "well, yeah, I would HOPE that was the case, since he'd be dead otherwise."

    • @kuunt6065
      @kuunt6065 8 років тому +2

      +Samantha Port I mean, like

    • @Gokussjdensetsuno45
      @Gokussjdensetsuno45 8 років тому +7

      ‘aw shit this is so asome’

    • @myawesomwyoutubechannelawe7798
      @myawesomwyoutubechannelawe7798 8 років тому +8

      Xentenial "Aw yea! This is happening"

  • @jullianmatthewemil2154
    @jullianmatthewemil2154 6 років тому +787

    "It had very blood"
    Me: You have very english

    • @theanimationroom7147
      @theanimationroom7147 6 років тому +38

      Jullian English is my favorite country

    • @alecrutz956
      @alecrutz956 6 років тому +29

      English is my favorite continent

    • @xoguy23
      @xoguy23 6 років тому +27

      English is my city

    • @nuclear_blue
      @nuclear_blue 6 років тому +24

      speak englesh loser

    • @S.1.L
      @S.1.L 6 років тому +26

      English is my favorite planet

  • @sparrow_moon1110
    @sparrow_moon1110 3 роки тому +114

    i'd love to see a creepypasta that starts out crappy but slowly becomes better and better with appropriate twists and plot devices

    • @DIVING_BELL
      @DIVING_BELL Рік тому +18

      damn that sounds interesting. like MyHouse.Wad it gets progressively more terrifying

    • @emeraldhillzone1992
      @emeraldhillzone1992 Рік тому

      That'd actually be a really good subversion. It'd catch people off guard, maybe even properly SCARE some people.

  • @cyrusjazzberry
    @cyrusjazzberry 7 років тому +282

    "threw ten hammers and hit him in sensitive places"
    so did tails get nutshot ten times consecutively

  • @MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard
    @MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard 6 років тому +218

    "The water was a crimson red color... THE COLOR OF *BLOOD* !!!"
    But NO just any blood, it was... *HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD!!!!!!!*

  • @warshippictures6872
    @warshippictures6872 7 років тому +249

    So here's my reaction with each creepypasta in this list:
    10: How is that someone's first question after reading this letter?!
    9: I hope the creator expected people to use the joke "you're to slow"
    8: Them trying and failling to destroy the game almost seems comedic.
    7: I ask myself the same question as you
    6: The guy can't even spell "Genesis" right!
    5: Sonic Sat Am with gun? Seems about right
    4: Why 3 chapters of this garbage?!
    3: The spelling is atrocious!
    2: The name "Sonic The Hellhog" sounds amazing
    1: ...

  • @megasonic2156
    @megasonic2156 5 років тому +425

    "The graphic was nice"
    "It was very blood"
    "The friends peed their pants"
    "Knuckles in Knuckles looked"
    B O N U S T I M E:
    My spooky spaghetti: NOTE: the grammar mistakes are on purpose cause it's supposed to be bad
    I was playing Sonic, then he looked at the scren and sayed "ur next" I scremd and I deaded then I wowk up and a Sawnick Plush apperd and had HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD in his eyes then I explod
    THE END!

  • @totallynotfake1878
    @totallynotfake1878 7 років тому +192

    14:30 Sonic Two Gone Wrong
    GONE SEXUAL
    ALMOST DIED
    POLICE WERE CALLED
    ALMOST GOT ARRESTED
    IN THE HOOD
    IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO
    SEE THE CAMERAS OVER THERE?!

    • @DlstantEchos
      @DlstantEchos 7 років тому +3

      YOU FORGOT IN THE HOOD

    • @roastytoasty1997
      @roastytoasty1997 6 років тому +2

      I'm in the hoo---- (bang on the door) f.b.I open up (boom gunshot whatever)

    • @CrumpetCraig
      @CrumpetCraig 6 років тому +3

      U forgot #suicideforest

    • @sveihu
      @sveihu 6 років тому +5

      *********NOT CLICKBAIT************

    • @mom0367
      @mom0367 6 років тому +2

      HOMELESS KIDS

  • @icanseemywife
    @icanseemywife 6 років тому +573

    Black fur instead of blue?
    I think you're looking at Shadow, man.

  • @greenwaddledee3645
    @greenwaddledee3645 6 років тому +271

    How to make a creepy pasta pretty much
    1:put blood in almost every sentence
    2:make the main "hero" in the game a killer
    3:make the "hero" coverd in blood
    There your welcome :P

    • @fuzzyjusttoomuch
      @fuzzyjusttoomuch 6 років тому +28

      Blood blood blood blood killer covered in blood more blood blood hyperealistic blood blood blood blood killer with a knife blood blood blood.
      How was that?

    • @Lexilove2016
      @Lexilove2016 6 років тому +15

      Green waddle dee you forgot hyper realistic eyes

    • @okeyness29
      @okeyness29 5 років тому +7

      It looked in real blood!. Hyper realistic

    • @mhggggg
      @mhggggg 5 років тому +5

      Blood, blood, gallons of the stuff

    • @FatallyParasocial
      @FatallyParasocial 5 років тому +5

      @@Lexilove2016 and make them RED

  • @mongrel6901
    @mongrel6901 5 років тому +511

    The sonic fandom is a blessing from god and a curse from Satan at the same time

    • @richardfromhotline130
      @richardfromhotline130 4 роки тому +18

      Depends on a side

    • @nathanschmitz2302
      @nathanschmitz2302 4 роки тому +29

      Isn't almost every fandom the same way?

    • @0rkem906
      @0rkem906 4 роки тому +10

      @@nathanschmitz2302 y e s

    • @lonk_skonk
      @lonk_skonk 4 роки тому +7

      @@cville991 are you implying that I dont exi-
      Wait, why am I fading away, oh shiiii-

    • @orangecrewmate5462
      @orangecrewmate5462 4 роки тому +3

      Give me your life time supply of carrots or I will yeet you in a room with justin bieber music and after 2 hours I will let u out

  • @blueblur98
    @blueblur98 8 років тому +330

    "it was very blood"

    • @shroomkid133
      @shroomkid133 8 років тому +10

      10/10 Very blood

    • @shroomkid133
      @shroomkid133 8 років тому +1

      +Grubby's Revenge It was pretty good

    • @raedoodles4974
      @raedoodles4974 8 років тому +1

      very blud much hiper relistic

    • @shroomkid133
      @shroomkid133 8 років тому +2

      Omega Blood Soul OS EX 2.0's Revenge

    • @axolotlfairy2473
      @axolotlfairy2473 8 років тому +3

      wow much blood very scare so spoop wow

  • @Nibiru13D
    @Nibiru13D 8 років тому +266

    Sonic the Hellhog sounds like Sonic if he was a biker.

    • @Dreigonix
      @Dreigonix 7 років тому +27

      From Hell's Angel Island?

    • @BaphometGaming69
      @BaphometGaming69 7 років тому +9

      Sounds like a reference literally no one will get to me.

    • @MasterOfKnowledge.
      @MasterOfKnowledge. 6 років тому +4

      The World Over Heaven I'm pretty sure knows who the Hell's Angels biker gang is

    • @christinegalindo3474
      @christinegalindo3474 2 роки тому +1

      WAT

    • @phoenixsnilloc995
      @phoenixsnilloc995 Рік тому +3

      Funnily enough, there's a character in an old Dreamcast game, _ILLBLEED,_ named "Zodick The Hellhog".

  • @HoodoHoodlumsRevenge
    @HoodoHoodlumsRevenge  8 років тому +750

    Nah but forreal tho, Sonic games have the best soundtracks

    • @elijahreece361
      @elijahreece361 8 років тому

      I'm early

    • @demondaysthefabulouskilljo4563
      @demondaysthefabulouskilljo4563 8 років тому +7

      can you feel the sunshine hoodoo?

    • @fearsonia826
      @fearsonia826 8 років тому

      Heh yep

    • @erikagaming1439
      @erikagaming1439 8 років тому +4

      Even though I dissagree with your opinion I still can considere the quality of the Sonic OST's (even though SoftC Soundtrack is better :3).

    • @mayre6359
      @mayre6359 8 років тому +1

      LOVE YOU SO MUCH DENNIS😘😘

  • @lucymations
    @lucymations 6 років тому +274

    Here’s my not so creepyspaghetti:
    I was playing sonic then spoopy stuff happened. EVERYTHING WAS HYPER REALISTIC! The end

    • @Niagaranobs
      @Niagaranobs 5 років тому +18

      Here's my creepypenne:
      One spooktacular day, i was wallking down the street when i found a cart rage of super spoopy mario sonic at the Olympic games.exe or something like that so. i picked it up and i took it to the my house. When i got my the house there was a murdeer at they house and theyr was *HYPER REALISTIC* blood all over the front house but i thought it was a glitch and walked in the housee, i popped in the disc into my cumputer and started playing super spoopy mario sonic at the Olympic games.exe i think. Should I continue?

    • @armanduchi2705
      @armanduchi2705 5 років тому +14

      Here is my creepyravioli:
      I was playing Sonic Boom Rise of Lyrics
      *I was somehow being Silver* and the steroids Knuckles told me, hey fix the bugs and glitches of this crap. Im tired of walking and all of the sudden become ONE with the floor. Then tails said, hey Silver can you go find some batteries for me, thx

    • @greenjay9nokiproductions249
      @greenjay9nokiproductions249 5 років тому +1

      * claps and cries*
      So Beautiful.

    • @w3mp732
      @w3mp732 5 років тому +5

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    • @palekingfuckedatree
      @palekingfuckedatree 5 років тому +3

      congrats, the idea is being turned into a movie

  • @granttjeerdsma5235
    @granttjeerdsma5235 6 років тому +143

    i think i figured out the story of rogue and amey tennis exe
    ok so basically some girl creates a shitty sonic OC in Gmod called Rouge.exe, and then she made another OC in the same game called Light Rouge, and they were sisters, somehow they got into the sonic universe and started killing people, eventually sonic.exe joined in the fun and also started killing sonic characters, eventually they finish all that, then decide to haunt the main character, who claims they eat her in her nightmares, and sometimes at night, she can see Rouge.exe peeking into the window

  • @yurikagarin0412
    @yurikagarin0412 8 років тому +315

    Sonic looks demented af? Pft, just a glitch! Tails is on the ground with black blood all over him? Pft, just a glitch! Everyone is fucking dead? Pft, just a _G L I T C H!_

  • @Comicall
    @Comicall 6 років тому +156

    Number 6 was literal cliche simulator. Looking into the attic and sudden nostalgia? Buying games for a cheap price..? Over reaction? Jesus, it's an insult that this isn't number one.

    • @skeletonkiss1112
      @skeletonkiss1112 5 років тому +8

      Than where would #1 be placed? Cuz it deserves no higher than 1.

    • @Comicall
      @Comicall 5 років тому +1

      @@skeletonkiss1112 Late for me to reply, but probably around two or three.

    • @skeletonkiss1112
      @skeletonkiss1112 5 років тому

      @@Comicall well i can see where you are coming from

    • @hemsasdemons
      @hemsasdemons 3 роки тому

      I agree.

    • @swaggaming4953
      @swaggaming4953 2 роки тому +2

      Have you not listened to the other “pastas” in this?

  • @espighty
    @espighty 4 роки тому +45

    33:35 oh my god, my stepdad’s name is Christopher Williams too.... I can’t believe he wrote this masterpiece. I have to go praise him now.

  • @SamanthaPortUkulele
    @SamanthaPortUkulele 8 років тому +176

    Oh my god, the Ben Drowned reference killed me. WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH SONIC?!

    • @SamanthaPortUkulele
      @SamanthaPortUkulele 8 років тому +12

      And at "hyper realistic", I found myself with my head in my hands, full of shame and disgust. A double facepalm, if you will.

    • @SamanthaPortUkulele
      @SamanthaPortUkulele 8 років тому +12

      And I just gotta say, I LOVE the way you read spelling errors. It's fantastic. You don't even have to show what the error was on screen most of the time, I can tell from the way you say it exactly how it was misspelled.

    • @HoodoHoodlumsRevenge
      @HoodoHoodlumsRevenge  8 років тому +13

      +Samantha Port I'm so sorry that my videos have caused you so much distress! :P

    • @SamanthaPortUkulele
      @SamanthaPortUkulele 8 років тому +8

      +HoodoHoodlumsRevenge It got so much worse when I got home and finished watching the video. The top three were just baffling to me. At the end of literally every sentence in #1, I was yelling "WHAT?!" I couldn't follow the stories in #3 or #1 even a tiny bit. I just... wow. Stunning. And when you said #1 was the worst creepypasta you've ever read, I was like "holy shit" because, I mean... bad creepypastas are your fucking bread and butter, dude. So that's a REAL serious thing for you to say, and I could tell you meant it. That's the scariest part of the video. XDDD

    • @HoodoHoodlumsRevenge
      @HoodoHoodlumsRevenge  8 років тому +10

      Samantha Port Most definitely! It was absolutely terrifying! :o

  • @pundertalefan4391
    @pundertalefan4391 5 років тому +97

    You know, the concept for sonic faded colors (the saturation and color loss with each failed task) sounds pretty cool. Too bad it was executed reeeeeaaaaaally poorly.

  • @evabeezero
    @evabeezero 7 років тому +140

    When being hit with multiple hammers, aren't all places sensitive places?

  • @ghostgirl9029
    @ghostgirl9029 5 років тому +35

    "Miraculous Ladybug?!? Pfffftt don't make me laugh!"
    Me: *laughed and cries all at the same time*

  • @CJCroen1393
    @CJCroen1393 8 років тому +54

    There was an entire lost SEASON for Sonic SatAM, seeing as the planned third season never came into fruition :(

  • @henryb8513
    @henryb8513 7 років тому +62

    8:22
    "you've met with a terrible fate" is not a Ben quote, it is a quote from the HAPPY MASK SALESMAN, it is in the original game... Goddamn it Ben, still, their are obviously worse creepypastas then Ben Drowned, so I can't say its that bad just overly popular

    • @Dreigonix
      @Dreigonix 7 років тому +10

      +Henry Henkyll
      Ben Drowned is an awesome story. It's just the fandom that ruined it.

    • @henryb8513
      @henryb8513 7 років тому +11

      I agree, personally I don't really find myself attracted to a drowned 9 year old, but I do find his story to be very entertaining.

    • @RACCorpStudios
      @RACCorpStudios 6 років тому +1

      IKR

  • @2011supergamer
    @2011supergamer 8 років тому +171

    "By the end of the game, Sonic looked exactly the way he did on the cover."
    So he was a white piece of paper with "RIP" horribly written on it?

    • @PKPrometheus
      @PKPrometheus 8 років тому +10

      69Spuky420me

    • @shroomkid133
      @shroomkid133 8 років тому +26

      SONIC: The Fastest piece of Paper Alive.

    • @kuunt6065
      @kuunt6065 8 років тому +2

      he meant the cover of the disc

    • @SuperDj-nk4ro
      @SuperDj-nk4ro 8 років тому +2

      +calebmax04 its ta joke (yes I ment to say ta)

    • @bjgeantil
      @bjgeantil 8 років тому +1

      XD

  • @nuclear_blue
    @nuclear_blue 6 років тому +325

    *i puked a bit.*

  • @blinko5
    @blinko5 7 років тому +104

    The most scariest sonic creepy pasta: the fanbase

    • @ajb3221
      @ajb3221 6 років тому

      Neon the techno boy 移猿仮科 correct

    • @totallynotfake1878
      @totallynotfake1878 6 років тому +3

      The second scariest is when Elise kissed Sonic's corpse.

    • @roastytoasty1997
      @roastytoasty1997 6 років тому

      Fangirls

    • @aannoyingcaat
      @aannoyingcaat 6 років тому

      That's not a creepy pasta, uh! Wha- that's just silly, you think silly thoughts. A fan base a spooky spegeti, that's impossible.

    • @Scottishboy3693
      @Scottishboy3693 3 роки тому

      Amense to that

  • @Dreigonix
    @Dreigonix 8 років тому +75

    "...spikes fell and killed Sonic with *bloo* going everywhere."
    I guess if you splattered Sonic with spikes there would be "bloo" everywhere. They do call him the Blue Blur, after all. But I can't be the only one who thinks of Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends when he says that, right? XD

    • @RichPileofleaves
      @RichPileofleaves 7 років тому

      That show was amazing.

    • @RichPileofleaves
      @RichPileofleaves 7 років тому +1

      Dreigonix But when he said 'Bloo going everywhere', I though he meant Sonic's blood was blue.

    • @mayjiccity1382
      @mayjiccity1382 7 років тому

      dude i swear none knows about it u guys d best plz help me spred the word about great show that we all love well all of us who know about it

    • @justgave2418
      @justgave2418 7 років тому +2

      Dreigonix I'm reading the comments while listening to the video.
      And I'm confused about 'bloo' and mistook it for Foster's Home.
      ((oml

    • @wyattpeek429
      @wyattpeek429 7 років тому

      Dreigonix me

  • @joeswansonanator
    @joeswansonanator 8 років тому +355

    Here's my own sonic creepypasta.
    So I was at gamestop, at the back of the store and I had found a copy of super smash brothers brawl that cost 2 dollars and 50 cents. The cashier told me that this was a good copy, which shocked because the last time I got this game here, it look like a jizzed tissue. Anyway though, I went back home and pop it in my wii and call my brother to play with me. We started it up and everything was normal and we went to multilayer immediately. I chose sonic cause he's awesome, and My brother chose Mario. Immediately as the match started, Sonic shouted, "Sega does, what nitendon't motherfucker !" and killed Mario instantly. Me and my brother we're at stunned at how much of an asshole sonic really was. Then as the victory screen came up, sonic repeatedly said, " You're too slow". over and over. For the next 2 days, it wouldn't stop, and so I was fed up it. I got my shotgun and shot the TV, and after that I pulled out the game. I went back to gamestop, and ask for a refund. Immediately when I came up to him, the cashier was alike in a gay voice," Silly me this is the curse disc.... Here's the disc in excellent condition". I was all like "Yeah!". Soon as I went to my car, I realized that gamestop is a shitty place to get games at.
    The moral of the story is fuck gamestop.

    • @joeswansonanator
      @joeswansonanator 8 років тому +19

      Inspire by a true story

    • @scarletnight4554
      @scarletnight4554 8 років тому +17

      still better than the stories on the list

    • @joeswansonanator
      @joeswansonanator 8 років тому +13

      scarlet night You make me blush.

    • @pippo17173
      @pippo17173 8 років тому +12

      SCRUBLORD FEDORA 10/10 but needs more blood.

    • @Densester
      @Densester 8 років тому +4

      better than any other pasta

  • @rastarappa2269
    @rastarappa2269 3 роки тому +21

    I love to hear Dennis go on rants like he just did with the sonic colors story

  • @zaedin1
    @zaedin1 7 років тому +66

    10. Sonic 3.75.exe
    9. Sonic Colours: Taken.exe and Ben Drowned Edition
    8. Sonic: Merciless Edition
    7. The Untold Rampage of Chao
    6. Chartrage 2, Name tells you it's gonna have shit grammar.
    5. Sonic, The Lost Episode (but no one cares, skip to 21:12)
    4. Sonic Becomes Both a Bully and Forgets how to Spell
    3. Sonic Gen.exe, Name Explains it
    2. An Unfinished Sonic.exe 4
    1. Rogue.exe, Name just tells you it's Sally.exe 2

    • @guzmantv88
      @guzmantv88 7 років тому +1

      Zaedin0001. Sally exe what fuck

    • @Setsweep
      @Setsweep 6 років тому +2

      That explains them all in a nutshell. Very good elaborating.

  • @externalz7510
    @externalz7510 6 років тому +135

    This bad grammar is torturing me.

    • @nidasantiago186
      @nidasantiago186 4 роки тому

      @ooga booga wtf ooga booga do u love death.... You are de devil@@@@hhhhhhh
      P.S your crazy

    • @zephyrian1006
      @zephyrian1006 4 роки тому

      time to do the torture dance

    • @ambientaurasfhdjsdsd622
      @ambientaurasfhdjsdsd622 4 роки тому

      Yaeah. The garmer are horble. Is I right?

  • @astracrits4633
    @astracrits4633 7 років тому +211

    *I T W A S V E R Y B L O O D*

    • @pugloife1001
      @pugloife1001 6 років тому +4

      Fighting Thunder T H E G R A P H I C W A S A W E S O M E

    • @SansmansExe
      @SansmansExe 6 років тому +1

      Fighting Thunder and he has very engrish

    • @beanthebop4283
      @beanthebop4283 6 років тому +1

      Do you guys know English!?!?!

    • @sublime9457
      @sublime9457 6 років тому +2

      I H A D A B A D F E L I N G

    • @katagenesis
      @katagenesis 5 років тому

      go commit speak englesh loser

  • @djkfork
    @djkfork 6 років тому +36

    Sonic:aiv was like some creepy shipping fanfiction. They don't get much better from that.

  • @amazement.
    @amazement. 7 років тому +250

    And blase was my favorite character

    • @d3th_2_all
      @d3th_2_all 7 років тому +8

      Melissa Ball *Blaze

    • @katagenesis
      @katagenesis 7 років тому +3

      Melissa Ball Knuckles for me. Idk I just like his idiotic personality.

    • @otaku-san8139
      @otaku-san8139 7 років тому

      Amaze Gamer mine too.

    • @matyassara9640
      @matyassara9640 7 років тому +4

      Amaze Gamer my favorite female character is blaze why? #420BLAZEit

    • @SCP-jy6nb
      @SCP-jy6nb 7 років тому +1

      I like silver and metal sonic

  • @kingcookie9777
    @kingcookie9777 7 років тому +62

    And the moral of the story is to not buy any thing from ebay

  • @praolmao5614
    @praolmao5614 3 роки тому +12

    The Rouge.exe one is what happens to those kids in middle school who rejected every English lesson in class because they thought it was boring.

  • @headinthegalaxy
    @headinthegalaxy 4 роки тому +25

    The voice of a man who has heard the phrase "hyper-realistic" far too much

  • @BrosephStalin1914
    @BrosephStalin1914 7 років тому +69

    *H Y P E R R E A L I S T I C*

  • @Dreamcaster111
    @Dreamcaster111 8 років тому +45

    I can't read the SatAm pasta without imagining Sonic sounding like Jaleel White. I just can't.

    • @technopeasant9779
      @technopeasant9779 8 років тому

      and all the guns

    • @EvelynJevilyn
      @EvelynJevilyn 8 років тому +1

      Joshua Thompson
      So, your saying that you can imagine the voice actor of Sonic in SatAM, would say the exact same things in the Creepypasta in the show?

    • @Jxshdoesntcap
      @Jxshdoesntcap 7 років тому

      Wow, my names Joshua and I'm dating a girl with her last name "Thompson"😂😂😂😂😂

    • @joshsearle6016
      @joshsearle6016 7 років тому +2

      Josh Bahena illuminati confirmed

    • @Jxshdoesntcap
      @Jxshdoesntcap 7 років тому +1

      +Josh Searle 🌚🌚🌚

  • @CRIPPLINGSODIUMADDICT
    @CRIPPLINGSODIUMADDICT 8 років тому +32

    The one with sonic and all the guns sounds like it was written by a 9 year old who's obsessed with call of duty

  • @doshep_hegex
    @doshep_hegex 6 років тому +205

    *_Y O U ' R E T O O S L O W_*

  • @xMojaveDream
    @xMojaveDream 7 років тому +80

    I think I just lost about 80% of my braincells

    • @thomasengelman2815
      @thomasengelman2815 6 років тому +2

      Then how the hell are you watching this if you lost 80% of your braincells watching this

    • @Setsweep
      @Setsweep 6 років тому +2

      You mean "i thoink illj juoist loust aoubti 80900% oif mesi bruioncilus" Much better, right? And I can understand..

    • @S.1.L
      @S.1.L 6 років тому +3

      I lest 43i5uch% if mehf broonckelw, I lesgxnt mroor brenckles tahn uu1111

    • @darkerjungle5347
      @darkerjungle5347 6 років тому +1

      Is. Lossed 90% o. F my bbbbbbbbbbbbbbrainnzjakifhdowphrbrhxjfbfbxhrjxkf

    • @snocthehead6809
      @snocthehead6809 6 років тому

      I lost 99.99999990% of *MINE* braincells.

  • @augustsylveon3229
    @augustsylveon3229 7 років тому +21

    Lost episode:
    I'm surprised you didn't run out of breath.
    I know I would have.

  • @rubeusphantom8705
    @rubeusphantom8705 3 роки тому +8

    I’m going to be honest here, I used to be absolutely obsessed with the sonic franchise. This was a phase that started when I was around 8 years old, and ended when I was 11. I actually started hating the franchise after I got out of the obsession, purely because of the fact that I knew I used to be obsessed with it. I’m 15 now, and have gotten some of my interest back into the franchise, but it’s still tainted by the fact that I used to be obsessed with the franchise.

  • @narfycat4503
    @narfycat4503 6 років тому +87

    That last one sounded like when you spam the top three buttons in the iOS messages app... does anyone know what I'm talking about?

    • @Wilbyheh
      @Wilbyheh 5 років тому +2

      yes, I know exactly what you mean, I do it for fun sometimes to see what random story ill get

    • @peanutboy2091
      @peanutboy2091 5 років тому

      No

    • @heavypupper1219
      @heavypupper1219 5 років тому

      Inh4h grrr eggshells

    • @ainaz8248
      @ainaz8248 5 років тому +4

      You gotta try it and it’s so addicting I gotta try this game. I’m playing this game for my nephew and it’s so fun omg. I wanted to see if I could make a good game for my dad so he can play the game with me and play with my friends. It’s a very wild game but it has been a very wild wild day so I’m going to hop in the shower now so we gotta try to hop in the United is a very good game but it has been a very wild ride game. You can say that I am a very wild ride but I don’t think I will be able to make it to the game. I wanted to see if I can have a good day to try and get it done so I’m going back and try it out for my birthday.
      *Here’s mine*

    • @skeletonkiss1112
      @skeletonkiss1112 5 років тому +2

      The bottom of this communication is strictly confidential information intended recipient you are interested and I will give it a little bit about myself I'm going on in your browser window and I will talk with the word out of the bottle and the pills and a few weeks ago but have not heard from you are not the same as the same time I have to get a chance I could get some more time with your company is a good idea to get some more info about it and I am not sure what you think of the bottle of water and a half ago but have not heard anything about it
      Like that?

  • @kylebennett3506
    @kylebennett3506 7 років тому +58

    My thoughts.
    10: This pasta is all over the place.
    9. Smled Lol also, WTF?
    8. Another Sonic.exe wanna be.
    7. Who in the hell is Starie? And his GameCube exploded? WTF?
    6. Not... scary... at ALL!
    5. Mario.... REALLY! Sonic with a M14??!! This writing.... goooooooood lord!
    4. What's up with hyper realistic eyes in Sonic creepypastas? And the language.... good lord. Also... IT NEVER ENDS!
    3. I'm lost. Just... Just lost.... HELLLLLPPPP!! HELLLLLPPPPPP!!
    2. Sonic the Hellhog? Sounds like a biker name. Also... the English... good god...
    1. Rouge.exe? I've heard it was a decent exe game, so it can't be that... Gary old picture? Excuse me what? Knuckles and Knuckles turned heads? Sme Rose? The supreme overlord? Sally Acron? SONIC.EXE? THIS ENGLISH IS UNBEARABLE! WHY WHY WHY? WHAT IS THIS?? THIS ISN'T LIKE THE GAME AT ALL! Creepy Ben drowned behind me? I'M CONFUSED!
    Thank you.

  • @AcornZeroTaitai
    @AcornZeroTaitai 7 років тому +83

    is nobody gonna mention the DHMIS (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared) vid clips? No? I'm Lonely...Its old I don't blame ya if ya don't know this.

    • @deadchannel7155
      @deadchannel7155 6 років тому +8

      I like dhmis it’s awesome.

    • @SympleSymon
      @SympleSymon 6 років тому +10

      I know it's over a year old, but if you still check replies - DHMIS is getting a new TV series!!

    • @Astra.6889
      @Astra.6889 5 років тому +2

      @@SympleSymon .......its August now....I NEED DHMIS!!

    • @SympleSymon
      @SympleSymon 5 років тому +1

      @@Astra.6889 Me too... Where is it?!!?

    • @Astra.6889
      @Astra.6889 5 років тому +2

      @@SympleSymon AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

  • @shadic1988
    @shadic1988 7 років тому +62

    Here's a tip to all Creepypasta writers that speak, write, and or type in a foreign language. If you have broken or terrible English, please put it in the language you originally speak, write, and or type in.

    • @kazsmith550
      @kazsmith550 6 років тому +7

      shadic1988 exactly. A lot of sites offer to translate it if it’s written in a foreign language

    • @christinegalindo3474
      @christinegalindo3474 2 роки тому

      And then Translate it to English

    • @Terratetradon
      @Terratetradon 2 роки тому

      non native speakers can write in enhlish

    • @AetherTheGenshin
      @AetherTheGenshin 2 роки тому

      Hello, I'm Sepikign Eglish. De mos biyutifuel langwedge ahraun de wolrd.

    • @c0zmozys
      @c0zmozys Рік тому

      @@AetherTheGenshinhow was i able to dechipher this comment

  • @clowneryAscended
    @clowneryAscended 5 років тому +276

    No one will read this.
    Sonic: You're too-
    Me: *turns off console*
    Me: Problem solved.

    • @hyperkitten2247
      @hyperkitten2247 5 років тому +25

      How to get out of a creepypasta game:
      Step 1: Eject the game when it gets too suspicious
      Step 2: Give it back to original person if it was given to you
      Step 3: If it was yours or giving it back doesn't work, abandon game in storage with a note to not play it
      Step 4: if that doesn't work, break the disk/cartridge
      Problem solved

    • @Swordsoulreaver
      @Swordsoulreaver 4 роки тому +11

      @@hyperkitten2247 dont do step 3, just destroy it or else you'll start the loop again.

    • @originaluseername
      @originaluseername 4 роки тому +3

      using "your" instead of "you're" AND using "me:"?
      WOAH, SLOW DOWN, YOU'RE GETTING A LITTLE TOO GENERIC!

    • @protosheepyt3316
      @protosheepyt3316 4 роки тому +1

      👌

    • @nidasantiago186
      @nidasantiago186 4 роки тому

      You are a....... GENIUS

  • @tacticalgemini
    @tacticalgemini 4 роки тому +42

    Tails doll is so iconic, it inspired every creepypasta writer that existed.

  • @EjderhaDraws
    @EjderhaDraws 6 років тому +39

    pooped out cartridge?
    lol nice

  • @lazerizer6895
    @lazerizer6895 8 років тому +55

    a little boy offered me at my school a copy of sonic colors.

  • @katkot8262
    @katkot8262 6 років тому +25

    I done my English homework while listening to this.
    Pffft.... And people say I have bad grammar....

    • @skeletonkiss1112
      @skeletonkiss1112 5 років тому

      I will give it is not an intended solely those are the same thing as well as the same thing happened in the middle school of medicine MD USA and India tel no one is the only thing is that I am going on with my family is going to the inbox to work with a bunch more time with your company to work on the guitar and I am not able and willing I have to do with it was a pleasure speaking to me and the pills and I have a good idea for the first time I've ever had a good idea

  • @doktawhawee9870
    @doktawhawee9870 8 років тому +65

    D A M N , S O N . T H I S S H I T I S S P O O P Y !

    • @remy7541
      @remy7541 8 років тому +2

      N I C E U N I C E U, V E R Y N I C E U C A E S E R - C H A N

    • @doktawhawee9870
      @doktawhawee9870 8 років тому +5

      Speedy Weedy G I M M E M Y T E A , B I T C H!
      D A M N , T H A T S H I T G O O D ! ! !

    • @stonerfather
      @stonerfather 8 років тому +1

      H O L Y F U C K

    • @mehlessmidori602
      @mehlessmidori602 8 років тому +2

      H O W C A N M I R R O R S B E R E A L I F O U R E Y E S A R E N ' T R E A L ?
      - J A D E N S M I T H

    • @doktawhawee9870
      @doktawhawee9870 8 років тому

      the aesthetics.I'm there for W O R D S C A N ' T B R I N G M E D O W N ! ! !

  • @KingArachnus
    @KingArachnus 8 років тому +66

    I have a creepypasta. I
    One time, I played Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric. It was bad. The End

    • @yukiizumiya7240
      @yukiizumiya7240 8 років тому +1

      2spoopy4me

    • @NocturneFexy
      @NocturneFexy 8 років тому +1

      Aw fuck man, I'll lose my sleep tonight now...

    • @ActuallyTragic
      @ActuallyTragic 8 років тому +6

      Even scarier: I met a kid who actually, unironically liked Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric.

    • @melahill4257
      @melahill4257 8 років тому +7

      Here's a scarier one: I was playing Sonic R, and something popped out of my screen. It looked yellow... And it was definitely a character from the game. I think he was an unlockable character as well. Do you know who this mysterious, yellow creature was?
      Super Sonic. I died after.

    • @Retrah22
      @Retrah22 8 років тому +1

      How do you expect us to be able to ever sleep again having read something that scary?

  • @kaelisprime9087
    @kaelisprime9087 5 років тому +51

    “Let’s call him Johnny.”
    Only some of us though

  • @PurpIexion
    @PurpIexion 11 місяців тому +3

    can't believe this was seven years ago. I remember watching this the day it was uploaded, too. damn, have times changed...

  • @nebnebby8587
    @nebnebby8587 8 років тому +154

    romeo and juliet was a terrible love story
    they killed themselves 4 days after meeting each other
    because they couldn't be together

    • @Kiwibr_o
      @Kiwibr_o 7 років тому +9

      wormsega2011 seems legit

    • @Dreigonix
      @Dreigonix 7 років тому +20

      +El Nebbo
      True. It wasn't meant to be a romantic love story, it's meant to be a TRAGEDY and a warning about falling in love too quickly.

    • @joshuaslawson9125
      @joshuaslawson9125 7 років тому +11

      El Nebbo Had Romeos friend not showed up until later their plan may have worked.

    • @thebreadtheif4816
      @thebreadtheif4816 6 років тому

      El Nebbo

    • @hfrench4618
      @hfrench4618 6 років тому +4

      The story was based in Italy and everyone knows how dramatic the Italians are, just saying

  • @zmanwitzplan3180
    @zmanwitzplan3180 7 років тому +20

    how do make a sonic creepypasta
    A. lts fo sptlting eorers
    B. bd pilot
    C. relstc blods(optonl)
    D. relstc esey(optonl)
    E. a deominc sanic
    F. ded tals(optonl)
    E. sanic starng at plere(optonl)
    F. yr den

  • @kaiserepsilon4011
    @kaiserepsilon4011 4 роки тому +12

    Squidward's Suicide: Hyperrealistic
    Literally everyone else: *H Y P E R R E A L I S T I C*

  • @attackofthethumb
    @attackofthethumb 4 роки тому +19

    I'm going to have sleepless nights over these terrifying pastas, what mastery of horror and suspense we see here.

  • @classiccustoms2010
    @classiccustoms2010 6 років тому +22

    I think these might have broken me. Not even the Roblox creepypastas were this bad.

  • @charlespip9562
    @charlespip9562 7 років тому +41

    Does anyone dare me to remake the dark rouge one?

  • @rareendyrman2853
    @rareendyrman2853 8 років тому +20

    2:47 The graphic was awesome!

  • @PhantomSpriteFr
    @PhantomSpriteFr 2 роки тому +6

    The sonic satam one was probably just a kid who was trying to be cool and edgy, so they have like 1000 mentions of guns.

  • @joekeener5225
    @joekeener5225 7 років тому +6

    With creepypastas like these on the Internet, Sonic.exe has nothing to worry about.

  • @ActuallyTragic
    @ActuallyTragic 8 років тому +24

    I had to watch this in segments because the stories were causing me physical pain.

    • @ActuallyTragic
      @ActuallyTragic 8 років тому +3

      +Mr. spark The stupid... It burns...

    • @benj7124
      @benj7124 8 років тому

      I'm with you there, but some of them were quite asome

    • @kawwaii2359
      @kawwaii2359 8 років тому

      dont you mean mental

    • @benj7124
      @benj7124 8 років тому

      Of course I was, these where FUCKING DREADFUL.

    • @kawwaii2359
      @kawwaii2359 8 років тому

      +AllThatJazz True they were fucking dreadful

  • @tysonmiller-gat399
    @tysonmiller-gat399 7 років тому +23

    I died when Dhmis was mentioned

  • @ZekDraco
    @ZekDraco 2 роки тому +9

    33:26 Literally had me dying by the end of it. People can write the funniest stuff without even realizing it.
    I’m gonna explain this as best as I can so that people can know what happened in the story. So the author made a Dark Rough and a White Rough in Gmod, and other sonic characters came into the picture in Gmod and the Rouges + Sonic.exe kill Amy and Sally and probably the other characters, I can’t really tell if they’re in there because the grammar is too out of wack, and then the Rouges appear outside the author’s house, smiling, and then disappeared. And then he started having nightmares of the Rouges and Sonic.exe and Ben Drowned is for some reason there? And then Sonic.exe the Rouges eat the author...idk if it was still in the dream or irl.
    That is as good as I can explain it.

  • @iwanjohn7778
    @iwanjohn7778 7 років тому +75

    *WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE SONIC!!!!!*

    • @kirbhoward2125
      @kirbhoward2125 6 років тому +7

      Iwan John *WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!111???111!!!*

    • @deadchannel7155
      @deadchannel7155 6 років тому +3

      WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!!!!!

    • @kojekotake4524
      @kojekotake4524 6 років тому

      WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE... DREAMIN ABOUT BEING A BIG STAR

    • @snocthehead6809
      @snocthehead6809 6 років тому +1

      The second the scene was active I saw this comment. Perfect timing.

    • @ravene9978
      @ravene9978 5 років тому +1

      I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS!!!!!!

  • @pringles_ahoy
    @pringles_ahoy 5 років тому +12

    “It has very blood”
    - *Author*

  • @pitch-darkvoid491
    @pitch-darkvoid491 8 років тому +35

    black fur, red eyes, and sharp eyes....hmmmm
    oh yeah nadow the redhog

    • @djwubzee
      @djwubzee 8 років тому +6

      Edgelord the edgehog

    • @pitch-darkvoid491
      @pitch-darkvoid491 8 років тому +2

      Swagmaster the 420hog

    • @EvieBearEvie
      @EvieBearEvie 8 років тому +3

      shadOW THE hEDGEhog

    • @Gokussjdensetsuno45
      @Gokussjdensetsuno45 8 років тому

      oW tHe EdGe

    • @callmemommy9044
      @callmemommy9044 8 років тому +1

      shadow the hedgehog
      hmmmm.
      SHADOW THE hEDGEHOG
      SHADOW THE h EDGEHOG
      SHADOW THE h EDGEHOG
      SHADOW THE EDGEHOG
      SHADOW IS AN EDGELORD CONFIRME

  • @ambientaurasfhdjsdsd622
    @ambientaurasfhdjsdsd622 4 роки тому +11

    17:23 In the sonic game he was playing while he narrated, he missed all of those rings.
    End my suffering.
    (Well, most of them)

  • @miffedakko9312
    @miffedakko9312 8 років тому +86

    it's so edgy, I can almost feel my wrists cutting themselves.

    • @JodenPaoloPeroy
      @JodenPaoloPeroy 8 років тому +11

      Story 4 did it for me. It was so edgy that hyperrealistic blood came out of my wrists

    • @yuriviolence
      @yuriviolence 8 років тому +11

      +Joden Paolo Peroy hyperrealistic? ha, nothing compared to omegarealistic.

    • @justinshepherd3098
      @justinshepherd3098 8 років тому

      Well said

    • @RebelliousRobot
      @RebelliousRobot 8 років тому +6

      +The Fusion Gamers Nothing compared to infinite realism.

    • @miffedakko9312
      @miffedakko9312 8 років тому

      +Joden Paolo Peroy LOL!

  • @Local_Hank_Simp
    @Local_Hank_Simp 6 років тому +6

    6:36 "THIS JUST IN GROWN MAN CUSSES OUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!"

  • @Devalius
    @Devalius 7 років тому +90

    But who was kill?

  • @NotEthanCheese
    @NotEthanCheese 3 роки тому +3

    I remember when I used to watch this when I was younger. Can’t believe I come back to this on my recommended.

  • @undead923
    @undead923 8 років тому +30

    Oh, Hoodo make a video. What's the title?
    *sees title*
    Alright, but 1st...
    (Wears hazmat suit and locks door and windows)
    Now to relax and not receive flax from fans

    • @woo79ta
      @woo79ta 8 років тому

      Lol me too

    • @undead923
      @undead923 8 років тому

      +Miney The Night Productions I hated the SATAM creepypasta. He used a M14 to shoot. Waste of ammunition and money

    • @woo79ta
      @woo79ta 8 років тому

      I know! He should've got the Olympia. At least that's good Pack a Punched.

    • @deadaccount9775
      @deadaccount9775 8 років тому

      +TheUndeadGamer It must have cost something like 400,000 dollars (give or take 100,000) to fire it for twelve seconds

    • @undead923
      @undead923 8 років тому

      +nusklehead 4142003 At least I got my, OH MY GOD WHO TOUCHED "REASONING" (that tiny yellow thing at the profile)
      alright. WHO TOUCHED MAI GUN?

  • @theMimicsBox
    @theMimicsBox 8 років тому +7

    I watched this video, and then my eyes got all hyper-realistic and I was like "I'm depression" and shot my head with a shotgun. And static

  • @totallyanoriginalsonicoc.2028
    @totallyanoriginalsonicoc.2028 7 років тому +5

    4:27
    Proto: I recover, deleted, files!
    Author: The file is back!
    Blaze: This is... awkward.

  • @deiford1187
    @deiford1187 4 роки тому +9

    Ah, Yes, very blood, when there is very blood everywhere, it throw me up.

  • @taxisalad
    @taxisalad 7 років тому +11

    10:53
    The entire Genesis era Sonic quadrology but every level the pitch of the music gets lower, but every beat of the music is replaced with We Are Number One, but everytime someone opens their mouth, a horribly crappy SFM video starring Jerry and Lary Seinfeld, and every jump in the Sonic games is replaced with the entirety of the Shrek anthology but every second Shrek is in the frame, the content awareness scale gains strength exponentially!

    • @omegaflowey9932
      @omegaflowey9932 9 місяців тому +1

      XD 🤣

    • @taxisalad
      @taxisalad 9 місяців тому

      Jesus this is the unfunniest comment I've ever made

  • @HomeByMidnight
    @HomeByMidnight 8 років тому +54

    19:34
    "PULL THE TRIGGER, TAILS."

    • @xanadu2583
      @xanadu2583 8 років тому +3

      my nigga sonic pulled a Kurt Cobain

    • @nuno2594
      @nuno2594 8 років тому

      +Stupid Darkwraith he pulled a jerktv

    • @undead923
      @undead923 8 років тому +1

      So Tails is Morty and Sonic's Rick?

    • @leonardochaves1378
      @leonardochaves1378 8 років тому

      "it's a minigun sonic!"

    • @ps4fan794
      @ps4fan794 8 років тому +1

      +TheButlerGames
      sonic: plz no
      Tails: fuck you steps back... LEAROIE JANKENS
      Sonic: fuck this ! ( pulls out gun and kills himself )
      Best story

  • @ghostie3150
    @ghostie3150 8 років тому +50

    You like DHMIS AND Doctor Who?
    Where have you been all my life..

  • @kronolul2490
    @kronolul2490 6 років тому +13

    27:25 someone's horrible sonic fanfic turned into a creepypasta

  • @thelegendaryjerry1730
    @thelegendaryjerry1730 8 років тому +44

    sees this video in recommended
    nooooooooooooo i like sonic
    *sees video*
    dafuq

  • @genericweeb7300
    @genericweeb7300 8 років тому +100

    the sonic fandom is the worst.
    this coming from a sonic fan

    • @WhyYouMadBoi
      @WhyYouMadBoi 8 років тому +7

      No Steven universe fandom is way worse.

    • @icantbelieveitsnotsans7021
      @icantbelieveitsnotsans7021 8 років тому +13

      Lol please fnaf and undertale are the actual pieces of shit fandoms

    • @pizzarayy
      @pizzarayy 8 років тому +11

      +John Hasben all fandoms are trash

    • @WhyYouMadBoi
      @WhyYouMadBoi 8 років тому +1

      +I can't believe its sans Yeah but did any of them ran one of the people who made it off social network cause they didn't agree with a ship of two characters

    • @genericweeb7300
      @genericweeb7300 8 років тому +1

      +John Hasben at least those guys dont go around making edgy mary sue/gary stu and emo OCs

  • @donutthug
    @donutthug 7 років тому +10

    I have a creepypasta to share...
    I bot a innocent-looking old Sonic chart-rage on ebay, excited to play teh game of my childhood.When i started to play their was a loat of point-less rape which led two somee hyper-realistic bluud. Than, a sOnic with bleeeding eyes looks at the screen...
    "You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?"
    Thank you!

    • @krisp.chicken2793
      @krisp.chicken2793 7 років тому

      200/10

    • @lonelywhale5037
      @lonelywhale5037 6 років тому +3

      My new creepypasta
      I had sanic plosh toy frow ebaby and he had hyperrelisctic bluuud in eye and tryed to kill me with knife i pull out rpg and blowhim up and did a dance he exploded into cartridge of wonic 2 and me put the cartridge into mah gamecube and started play it was same yame but actually mario game with bluuud and pokemon was tellling me to not play game and then i ded and i wrote this in afterlufe

    • @babymariochannel8087
      @babymariochannel8087 2 роки тому

      Meh creepy pateas
      Basikally am has a scanic ploooshie toy and thenenenn when am see it, it had red food coloring
      (Yes I can spell by the way)

  • @largeslappy
    @largeslappy 6 років тому +4

    I like how you put down Miraculous Ladybug as a love story next to Romeo and Juliet and Titanic.

  • @Kai-oh2xn
    @Kai-oh2xn 8 років тому +76

    I'm not first…I guess you can say I was "too slow"…

  • @SerenityM16
    @SerenityM16 8 років тому +32

    Y'know, I'm getting sick of hearing a shit ton of basic spelling errors. I don't care if they're 10, if they were a few typos and more complex words, I'd forgive it, but when I was a kid, I could spell basic words.

    • @cupcakeviolence
      @cupcakeviolence 7 років тому

      SerenityM16
      Well, you know what Sonic Faded Colors said. You're too slow.
      Er- the kids that can't spell I mean.

    • @amazement.
      @amazement. 7 років тому

      SerenityM16 I'm 10 and I can't spell some words

    • @Dreigonix
      @Dreigonix 7 років тому

      +SerenityM16
      My fanfic "Ultimate Bionicle Adventures" I wrote when I was in 3RD GRADE had better spelling and grammar than a lot of these. >__

    • @richardcarter8751
      @richardcarter8751 7 років тому +1

      Snapshot, all of these stories on the trollpasta that Hoodo reads were on the Creepypasta wiki, but was so bad they transferred it to the Trollpasta wiki.

    • @FiveFoxesInATrenchcoat
      @FiveFoxesInATrenchcoat 7 років тому

      SerenityM16 Some of these were meant to be bad.

  • @penguinmaster7
    @penguinmaster7 6 років тому +10

    "i was crying by this point"
    Me too. crying of LAUGHTER xD

  • @culverhuffman419
    @culverhuffman419 2 роки тому +2

    How to make a creepy pasta
    1.make sure the person giving you the VHS or game scechty and free
    2.always shake anything off a a glitch
    3.make sure to misspell beginning
    4.add way to much blood and gore
    5.make sure to destroy the game and then say make sure not to play it when breaking the only copy
    And finally
    6.also say I used to love playing...