Part One: The International Church of: Drink Bleach | BEHIND THE BASTARDS

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  • @spencerscurr7149
    @spencerscurr7149 Рік тому +49

    Everyone reading about Jim Humble will naturally approximate a Todd Clorox voice and I love that

    • @RyanReenBattikh
      @RyanReenBattikh 4 місяці тому +6

      WHER'S THE FUCKING HAT MARK?!?!!??!!?

    • @Sasha.Sanguine
      @Sasha.Sanguine 2 місяці тому +5

      I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, I'M DOCTOR DEWORMER

  • @fawndoll190
    @fawndoll190 Рік тому +108

    I AM GOING TO CRY. BRO. MY PARENTS FOUND ABOUT MMS AND MADE US DRINK THAT SHIT FOR LIKE… god I don’t even know. A WHILE. we’d only put a couple of drops into our water once a day, but oh my GOD. FUCK.

    • @DogSlobberGardens-i7f
      @DogSlobberGardens-i7f Рік тому +16

      If the dosage was small enough, you'll be fine. Probably.

    • @ZBott
      @ZBott Рік тому

      Most of these at tiny doses are surprisingly safe. It's why these grifters get by so long with bullshit. They are selling low calorie placebos. It's when people get carried away that body counts appear on wiki pages.

    • @AustinSanders-f2e
      @AustinSanders-f2e 10 місяців тому +1

      Unfortunately relatable

    • @Sauvenil
      @Sauvenil 7 місяців тому +2

      I knew a guy who swore by this stuff for getting rid of illnesses.

    • @timstadlmueller58
      @timstadlmueller58 5 місяців тому +10

      And this is why we need government regulation everybody. Sorry that happened to you, hope you and yours are okay.

  • @Vincent-kl9jy
    @Vincent-kl9jy Рік тому +30

    “That makes a lot of science proof” is definitely going to be said at my next lab meeting.

  • @rustkitty
    @rustkitty Рік тому +27

    If I become a reverend doctor and then get excommunicated, wouldn't that make me an apostate doctor? Because that sounds fvcking metal!

  • @iank472
    @iank472 Рік тому +21

    "You gotta find a Bishop with a long running Bishop grift before you can add Bishop to your long list of grifter names." I have never heard a better description of the Catholic Church!

  • @TheWinterscoming
    @TheWinterscoming 3 місяці тому +4

    Billy is one of my favorite guests, probably only second to Cody. Cody and him have very different energies and they mesh well with different parts of Robert's personality.

  • @raven_g6667
    @raven_g6667 Рік тому +26

    I love the idea of a truth detector being the opposite of a lie detector. They essentially serve the same purpose, the only thing opposite about them are the terms themselves lol.

    • @ludo_narr
      @ludo_narr 10 місяців тому +9

      It's like having a south pointing compass. That's just a compass, but the other end of the needle is painted red.

    • @inimitableminimalist
      @inimitableminimalist 2 місяці тому

      me too, though the stats nerd in me has to point out that type I errors (truth teller falsely flagged as a liar) and type II errors (liar falsely flagged as a truth teller) probably happen at different rates so they aren't exactly equivalent devices. normal people may feel a normally distributed amount of anxiety, so a lie detector would get it wrong both ways to an equal degree. but there are a large number of sociopaths, who don't feel anxiety no matter how badly they are lying, so they make the errors asymmetrical. (they're also more likely to be criminals, thus more likely to be given a lie detector in the first place.) I would expect more type II errors than type I errors because of all the sociopaths. if that's the case, a lie detector is worse at its job than a truth detector, even if we're talking about the exact same device.

  • @QuantumJump451
    @QuantumJump451 Рік тому +39

    "using a word incorrectly long enough changes the meaning of the word" is true of *literally every single language*, that's how words happen

    • @Wendy_O._Koopa
      @Wendy_O._Koopa Рік тому +2

      To be fair, it probably happens the _most_ in America because we have one of the worst educational systems in the world.

    • @CliffSedge-nu5fv
      @CliffSedge-nu5fv 9 місяців тому +2

      It's how miscommunication and confusion and lack of progress happens.

    • @harpsichord409
      @harpsichord409 9 місяців тому +4

      ​@@CliffSedge-nu5fvthe progression of language is at the expense of progress ?

    • @CliffSedge-nu5fv
      @CliffSedge-nu5fv 9 місяців тому +2

      @@harpsichord409
      I don't understand your question or know why you think it is relevant to what I said.

    • @thetalkingbear
      @thetalkingbear 7 місяців тому

      If you listen to postmodernists all languages are arbitrary.

  • @trylla84
    @trylla84 Рік тому +33

    Thank you! BTB is one of my favorite podcasts but im Canadian so the ads I get are all for cringe iHeartRadio podcasts it feels like 7 mins of ads for every 10 mins of show

    • @DasHobble
      @DasHobble Рік тому

      Use brave browser and say goodbye to ads

    • @franslair2199
      @franslair2199 3 місяці тому +1

      Same reason I'm not listening to it on Spotify, yeah. Every ad break is multiple minutes of ads for other iheartradio podcasts.

  • @Zmanwarrior
    @Zmanwarrior Рік тому +7

    Gotta say, BWD might be my favorite guest.

    • @origami_dream
      @origami_dream 10 місяців тому +2

      Highly recommend checking out his standup if you've not. Very funny guy.

  • @portmantologist
    @portmantologist 10 місяців тому +7

    I love the interpreter at 34:55 clearly thinking to herself "what the fuck is he saying, and how do I even express this?"

    • @CliffSedge-nu5fv
      @CliffSedge-nu5fv 9 місяців тому +2

      She did a good job of not bursting out laughing.

  • @inimitableminimalist
    @inimitableminimalist 2 місяці тому +1

    "chain of bishoprics" is the greatest guided by voices song never written

  • @FakeSchrodingersCat
    @FakeSchrodingersCat Рік тому +7

    Now I'm picturing him with a stopwatch saying. Quick break my neck again I missed the record by 0.5 seconds damn RNG screwed me at the second vertebrae.

  • @heathersand73
    @heathersand73 Рік тому +3

    That is the most accurate description of Branson I have ever heard!

  • @calvingarbacik272
    @calvingarbacik272 Рік тому +7

    I didn't know that I'd get mad at anyone for stealing any kind of valor, but hearing the bleach guy claim to be an electrical engineer really made me mad for some reason

  • @raven_g6667
    @raven_g6667 Рік тому +7

    Just heard my baby coughing, better go feed em some bleach.

  • @Chaosqueenngami
    @Chaosqueenngami 10 місяців тому +10

    I wish the Hubbards and Humbles of the world would just get into table top RPGs like other people who like role playing and story telling do, rather than ruining thousands of peoples lives and making the world a worse place.

    • @inimitableminimalist
      @inimitableminimalist 2 місяці тому

      maybe the success of critical role will mean slightly fewer cults in the world, now that being a dnd nerd is a viable career path

  • @MrJohndoakes
    @MrJohndoakes 7 місяців тому +3

    32:33 People have left Scientology and then gone off to form their own religions. The guy who founded Eckankar (Paul Twitchell) was an alleged Clear, as was Lewis Bostwick, who gave us the Berkeley Psychic Institute/The Church of Divine Man. Robert Moor and Mary-Anne MacLean went Clear in the early 1960s, left Scientology, formed a group called "Compulsions Analysis" which did psychotherapy with an e-meter. They got a nastygram from Hubbard over that, so they dropped the e-meter, formed a theology, changed their last names to "de Grimston" and became the Process Church of the Final Judgement. I could go on listing groups, but there had to be at least twenty cults/new religious movements/encounter groups started by ex-Scientologists or people who read the books and stole the concepts (Werner Erhard was one of those) over the last fifty years, and this is on top of all the "Scientologies outside Scientology" like the Free Zone and The Church of Independent Scientology. This stuff is not going away.

  • @mikemuhn5729
    @mikemuhn5729 8 місяців тому +4

    I must confess. I have a picture of me with a cardboard cutout of Bernie Sanders.

  • @unknownuser3926
    @unknownuser3926 Рік тому +18

    I love the video where he tells you how to make the bleach and he warns you if you do it wrong it will explode
    I'm no reverend archbishop doctor spacegod like Jim but if your medicine has a chance of literally exploding.....

    • @fredranzalot4849
      @fredranzalot4849 Рік тому +4

      Fun fact: nitroglycerine is some times proscribed as medicine.

    • @DogSlobberGardens-i7f
      @DogSlobberGardens-i7f Рік тому

      Thing is, all this "medicine" is just basic water treatment products. Yes, bleaches are oxidizers and corrosive. But it's actually very difficult to get them to actually explode unless you add completely different compounds to them. You really have to work at it just to get powdered bleaches to burn on their own.

  • @ZBott
    @ZBott Рік тому +7

    Is there any church of getting vaccinated and not drinking pool cleaning supplies?

  • @PharadayCage
    @PharadayCage 2 місяці тому

    Wild listening to this five years later
    Just *wild*

  • @MrPooleish
    @MrPooleish Рік тому +5

    How can those celestial beings treat our Space Navy Veterans that poorly? The man's a billion years old, give him some space morphine for the pain from his liquid college course/assassination, ffs.

  • @malcolmdarke5299
    @malcolmdarke5299 2 місяці тому

    You joked about Humble having a space navy uniform, but from what I remember, Scientology's "Sea Org" (which is allegedly intended to be Scientology's private military/off-planet force) does actually have a uniform. If Humble *was* a Sea Org member, he probably *would* have a faux-naval dress uniform kicking around somewhere.

  • @LambruscoPeter
    @LambruscoPeter Рік тому +4

    I don't understand what the difference between a truth detector and a lie detector is

  • @stinky59
    @stinky59 Рік тому +1

    what the fuuuuck i live in sarasota how have i never heard of this? im not surprised though tbh

  • @HitrisonMusic
    @HitrisonMusic 6 місяців тому +1

    I am losing my mind when you say “drinkin’ bleach”

  • @MrJohndoakes
    @MrJohndoakes 7 місяців тому

    49:45 This is is a thing called "Episcopus vagans" or "wandering bishop" churches. These are churches outside of Anglicanism, Catholicism, or Orthodox Christianity, staffed by former consecrated priests of those religions, and most are very small. The "Bishopric mill" thing has been going on for decades, because you have to be an ordained, consecrated priest if you want to do Satanic rituals if you are are a true believer. There is always a small number of those people alongside the rest who are really big on running their own church, and then finding out how hard it is to do that.

  • @heathersand73
    @heathersand73 Рік тому +2

    Ol' J Humbs is science proof alright!

  • @nickscurvy8635
    @nickscurvy8635 2 години тому

    "I know you came and we came with you"
    Inspiring. Uplifting. Erotic.

  • @TerraCAD
    @TerraCAD Рік тому

    I am currently at uni in Germany trying to become an engineer just so i can be this type of cult leader 😂 /jokeing

  • @jcostello03
    @jcostello03 2 місяці тому

    I have to assume this came out prior to 2020

  • @IceGorZilla
    @IceGorZilla Рік тому

    okay kids! no runningn no peeing in the pool but if you're thirsty go ahead and drink all the bleached pool water you want...... avoid the yellow spots

  • @jizburg
    @jizburg Рік тому +5

    Isnt sodium cloride just ordinary table salt?
    Edit* my bad it was sodium clorite not cloride.

    • @williamchamberlain2263
      @williamchamberlain2263 Рік тому +6

      What's a little halide between friends?

    • @jizburg
      @jizburg Рік тому

      @@williamchamberlain2263 my bros always say this

    • @Ezekiel_Allium
      @Ezekiel_Allium Рік тому

      I feel like those two things shouldn't be called the same thing. Like I get chemistry has naming conventions but maybe one of those conventions should be "don't call something the same name as a common seasoning and preservative found in every home and most water"

    • @CliffSedge-nu5fv
      @CliffSedge-nu5fv 9 місяців тому

      ​@@Ezekiel_Allium
      Similar, but not the same: chloride is ionized chlorine. Chlorite is an ionized chlorine-oxygen compound.
      Ordinary household bleach is a hypochlorite solution.
      There are also chlorate and perchlorate ions - all with different chemical properties, despite differing only in number of bonded oxygen atoms.

    • @Ezekiel_Allium
      @Ezekiel_Allium 9 місяців тому

      @@CliffSedge-nu5fv Yes, they aren't _literally_ , exactly the same lol, but a one letter difference that will sound exactly the same in a lot of accents (unless youre going out of your way to enunciate the difference) is not a meaningful distinction and I feel silly for even having to specify I was (very, very, very slightly) exaggerating

  • @MrJohndoakes
    @MrJohndoakes 7 місяців тому

    39:33 Scientology has it's own "navy", the Sea Organization, a group that was never legally registered and incorporated unlike all the other Scientology arms and shell corporations. They used to wear naval uniforms and have a rank structure but it was all pretty ridiculous because most of them are groundskeepers, clerical staff, print shop staff, clerks in Scientology bookstores, etc. so they now dress like they work at a steakhouse or an upmarket department store if they have to deal with the public. Otherwise they wear work clothing or dress like office drones. Jim Humble might have been part of that when it actually did real Scientology crap like running auditing sessions with e-meters, or when they were the crews of Hubbard's three ships sailing around the Mediterranean, or making informational films for Scientology audiences.

  • @chapablo
    @chapablo 6 місяців тому

    Correction 37:50: the man who shot Reagan actually shouted, “IT’S JUST A PRANK, BRO!!!”

  • @Khandrake
    @Khandrake Рік тому

    YOOO SHOUTOUT TO HUNTSVILLE AL

  • @BenjaminGlatt
    @BenjaminGlatt Рік тому

    I had MRSA aftery first surgery. Awful.

  • @115Ironwolf
    @115Ironwolf 9 місяців тому

    I think Mike Adams uses MMS

  • @platedlizard
    @platedlizard Рік тому +3

    I know this was probably recorded before her meltdown but it's funny af hearing Robert cite Katy Joy (aka Without a Crystal Ball)... she's notoriously unreliable and has been known to just make up sources as well as beef with other, more reliable, channels for almost no reason. She's been sued over the stuff she said, and not because the other person was being a bad actor. I guess citing her is what happens when you're not familiar with youtube drama, especially beauty drama lmao

    • @Sauvenil
      @Sauvenil 7 місяців тому +1

      I've been kind of watching that whole train wreck from the beginning. KJ covered a lot of weirdos and got herself on the NonSequiturShow channel. I think she liked that dopamine drop so much that she went nuts chasing the dragon. She went WAY off the deep end and she's been successfully sued for defamation by so many people already... she's destroyed any good she might have done for the world.

  • @argillaxjinana
    @argillaxjinana Місяць тому

    "folks of indeterminate and nonbinary gender, everybody, grab yourself a cup of bleach," i gotta admit, as a nonbinary person who listens to podcasts during my work as a janitor, WAY AHEAD OF YOU.