@@Robbini0 common transportation vehicle? Chariots were very rare for such things, they were literally designed for one thing, two if you count later times. They were designed for war.
Comrade дерьмовая грудь no dude , on the first day out of 50k british casualities , out of them only 20k died , u went of the charts . 200k is just unbearable for a day
I always wondered if it was a legit strategy to lag out the opponent. Just make a massive unit spam that his PC cannot handle and win by him failing to command his army at 1fps. Well, seems like it is very situational and generally not a good idea.
Well i guess the only way it can work is if the other player is a friend or you know he has a worse pc if he has a better pc you can hit yourself in the knee
That actually work one time i played shogun 2 and the enemy just spamming Yaris and Swords and my 3-4 year old PC cant handle it and just crashed EDIT : some typos
But if the cavs hadn't entered, I belive the charriot could have killed at least a thousand more. The levys fleed due to the extreme loses and excess of strong enemy units flanking them.
For Jupiter’s sake, I sure hope the Rabit of Caerbannog hasn’t made its way into the glorious city of Rome. How will we use the Holy Hand Grenade when Christian Rome hasn’t come to be yet?!?!?
That's what I love about your channel. Sometimes, I come here to see good strategy and tactics. Sometimes I come here for fun, just like that. We can have all that with Apollo! And the commentary is just on point whatever the content is 👌
Okay guys, I did the math! The chariots got their first kills when the timer was at 11:08 (game time, not video) and reached 4000 at 8:48. That gives them 4000 kills in 2 min and 20 sec. There are 12 chariots, which gives them 333,3 kills each. Divided on 140 sec (2 min and 20 sec) you get 2,4. 2,4 kills per SECOND! That's crazy! And at that point they hadn't lost a single Chariot. Video referance: Chariots first kills: 7:10 Chariots reach 4000: 10:40
The other two generals as soon as they hear the club Levvy allies get charged by chariots. "Well ah, boys... I think we can go home. There no need for war."
This was such a good idea for a video! Really brightened my day 😂 You should keep this format alongside your regular siege battles and call it Total War Fails or something and make a series 😜
@@cheekybum1513 They were caught cheating on a Rome 2 multiplayer tournament that Apollo was organizing. There's a video about it from around 2 months ago
Wow... That is totally nuts! Dang... If the levy player had placed that hoard in the very rear and let allies break defenses, they could have come in at halfway point in the battle as reinforcements and swamped the defenders
I clicked this video zoomed right to the end and was like... "Chariots. Rome 2. Should have seen this coming." The most broken, rage inducing unit used against one of the most idiotic siege attacker armies in the most ridiculous 'formation' I've ever seen in gameplay. Being able to mvoe order chariots through an enemy army is the most broken thing in a total war game I've seen because chariots just seem to utterly ignore enemy mass and slay everything on contact like they're surrounded by force fields.
Agreed. Chariots are incredibly stupid in Rome 2. There's a reason why they had basically disappeared from armies around the world well before Rome even became a great power.
Apollo on Jan 2020 video : GREATEST ARMY COMP OF ALL TIME!! Consists of club levy's *One year later* *Fast forward to this* Chariot: Let me introduce myself.
I love the videos where the point is a single strategic move. Whether it’s an epic sally out or a great use of pikes or archers it’s fun to see a single strategic move used to the extreme
Apollo, you are a magician. I pretty much only watch your NTW vids because I love Napoleon, but your title was so compelling that it hooked me instantly. Now I feel like watching more of your RTW vids. Amazing!
At first, I assumed it was staged because it was just too convenient for the attackers. All of their units bunched up, with chariots and cav seconds away.. Then I realized the attackers were Total Winners and now I'm 100% sure this was completely staged.
Apollo: Club Levy is really Goo -
Chariots: LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! I am the Captain now
background music when the chariots charged... *stelio kontos*
You forgot to end it with “...Irish.”
I get the feeling this was the writers D&D from Game of Thrones who played with the club levy lol
Me, a Plebian: Five Hundred
Apollo, an Intellectual: Half a Thousand
Exhaled
Jupiter, fecking Jupiter: half a million.
Mah niqqa, it's a regular way to speak
Me: a Plebia: K/D
Apollo, An intellectual Kill/D
Normal people: One thousand.
Me, an -Intellectual- arsehole: ten hundred.
Good thing the Geneva convention didn't get signed in ancient times
Not really sure what reasons they could use for banning chariots or specifically scythed chariots
@@Robbini0 Weapon of mass destruction?
@@Shadow-rl8cu So... they would be banning a very common transportation vehicle, due to a modification that could be done in minutes or hours at most?
@@Robbini0 No, just TW's chariots will be okay
@@Robbini0 common transportation vehicle? Chariots were very rare for such things, they were literally designed for one thing, two if you count later times. They were designed for war.
5:30 "Can you Imagine 300 men dead already, it's not even been a minute"
WW1 would like to speak with you
And they thought the Battle of the Somme was bad
@@blitzcrieg101 on the first day of the Somme there were over 250,000 British killed
Comrade дерьмовая грудь no dude , on the first day out of 50k british casualities , out of them only 20k died , u went of the charts . 200k is just unbearable for a day
Comrade дерьмовая грудь 250k was the battle as a whole 37k for first day.
I said 250,000 I should have said 57,000! Sorry
I think Club Levy did a good job. They almost touched the walls.
Yea, I was surprised they even touched the ground.
Yeah, great job club levy!
So true 😂😂😂😂
Look keep in mind they traded roughly 6000 in exchange for roughly 40 (including chariots and cav) seems like a great trade to me they did great
Samta Hohimer LOL
"Why did you not bring any siege towers or siege equipment?" - Because they aren't club levy, obviously.
Obviously
Laying siege without siege equipment... DUDE WHAT THE CRAP!
I wonder what he thought would happen when he reaches the gate.
@@Fabianwew I have no idea
@@legokingtm9462 dude, you make Lego stop motions? Me too! I saw your pizza delivery. It's awesome!
Used chariot salesman- *Slaps chariot"
You can cut down 4000 men with this bad boi.
*sigh* ''good times''
Bwahahah
Mint
I'm fucking dying 😂😂😂
Just imagine it being real 😂
The stupidity of this strategy is almost admirable
I still think surely that was set up to see how many kills a unit could get lol
there's 2 things that is infinite, the human's stupidity and the universe, and i'm not sure about the universe
-einstein
this is so stupid im actually worried about the guy playing club levy lmaoooo
I think they got a breakdown combining like that
Gotta be easiest AI :D
It’s actually not click bait like what the hell
Lol
NICE
The most overpowered unit in the game... yet few people actually know about
Hagag Hamed only overpowered if your enemy doesn’t have the right tools to take it down
@@jordinagel1184 yea but its more useful in a open field battle
Gimli: 17! 18! 19! 20!
Scythed Chariot: *cough cough*
I dunno, 2,432,902,000,000,000,000 is a lotta kills for Gimli
Lmao
Gimli: *Drops Warhammer* I GIVE UP
I always wondered if it was a legit strategy to lag out the opponent. Just make a massive unit spam that his PC cannot handle and win by him failing to command his army at 1fps.
Well, seems like it is very situational and generally not a good idea.
Well i guess the only way it can work is if the other player is a friend or you know he has a worse pc if he has a better pc you can hit yourself in the knee
now thats thinking outside of the box
That actually work one time i played shogun 2 and the enemy just spamming Yaris and Swords and my 3-4 year old PC cant handle it and just crashed
EDIT : some typos
I imagine some 14 year old rage smashing his computer when he finds out he isant a military genius.
Desert Ranger YOU’RE DISRESPECTING A FUTURE US ARMY SOLDIER rheeeeeeee.
Haha but in all seriousness I can see that happening.
hahahahahaha so true
Isn't
Carin Jansen saving the world with grammar corrections
Soviet Russia would love his tactics
One of those cav units from Saba got over 700 kills
But if the cavs hadn't entered, I belive the charriot could have killed at least a thousand more. The levys fleed due to the extreme loses and excess of strong enemy units flanking them.
When you said a unit got over 4000 kills I thought you meant someone used the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
That would have been 5k kills!
LordKamikaze That was the initial strategy until the thrower counted 1... 2... 5!
For Jupiter’s sake, I sure hope the Rabit of Caerbannog hasn’t made its way into the glorious city of Rome. How will we use the Holy Hand Grenade when Christian Rome hasn’t come to be yet?!?!?
Love that movie
Is this a ready player one reference?
Can we get a nine-chevron unit of Praetorian Guard against four armies of club levy?
When I got my Praetorians ranked up all the way, 3 or 4 units with some counter cav would demolish most full stacks.
so how many club levies you are bringing?
yes
*yes*
and how many club levys are gonna die ?
yes
That's what I love about your channel. Sometimes, I come here to see good strategy and tactics. Sometimes I come here for fun, just like that. We can have all that with Apollo!
And the commentary is just on point whatever the content is 👌
Don't forget Apollo's narration. It's funny. Just like in 9:23 "it's disgusting" 😂😂😂
@@blitzcrieg101 Absolutely 😂!
I still think surely that was set up to see how many kills a unit could get lol
@@BrayOfTheDonkey oh yeah
"Assault the walls! Everyone push up!"
"Uh sir there it looks like there won't be a siege your grace."
*Stannis Baratheon wordlessly draws burning sword, edgewalks into death and eternal glory*
Given what we now know about Total Winners, this was clearly rigged.
Suebi players: *achievement unlocked: LEEROY JENKINS!*
"Hey 85 kills is good!"
"Yeah? Try 4000!"
Got some Gimli and Legolas vibes right there
Okay guys, I did the math!
The chariots got their first kills when the timer was at 11:08 (game time, not video) and reached 4000 at 8:48. That gives them 4000 kills in 2 min and 20 sec.
There are 12 chariots, which gives them 333,3 kills each. Divided on 140 sec (2 min and 20 sec) you get 2,4.
2,4 kills per SECOND! That's crazy! And at that point they hadn't lost a single Chariot.
Video referance:
Chariots first kills: 7:10
Chariots reach 4000: 10:40
Respect
The other two generals as soon as they hear the club Levvy allies get charged by chariots. "Well ah, boys... I think we can go home. There no need for war."
Me: *sees the title*
Also me: Are you sure you aren’t playing Three Kingdoms?
take your snacks and drinks gu.. oh wait, its already over...
10:00 "it just keeps on going up, its like a download or something" XDDD
Total war Rome2: chariots are surrounded and slaughter thousands
Real life same situation:
Clublevy: “slit the horse throats!”
Poopoo peepee
@@TheMrFu what?
Snafu what
Cant kill what you cant catch
Nicholas Merrell they were surrounded by infantry.
Just saying I would love to see a Elephant go against those Club Levis
I thought the unit was elephants lol
@@KadinoTheDumpling 9 months later lol
@@SpaceBadgerino 9 months later again bro XD
@@soinsu3950 Fair enough
14:30 that aged well....
24 Chariots> 300 Spartans.
No. Spears are effective against chariots as said. I don’t care if you tried to make a joke. It’s a retarded joke.
@@blades9152 poopoo peepee
@@TheMrFu Each night, before they go to bed, a Spartan warrior checks under the bed for Scythed Chariots.
@@blades9152 I only hear mimimimi
@@blades9152 Japan is gay and the katana sucks.
This was such a good idea for a video! Really brightened my day 😂
You should keep this format alongside your regular siege battles and call it Total War Fails or something and make a series 😜
"The defenders are Total Winners so they're really good and experienced players" boy this didn't age well
What happened?
@@cheekybum1513 They were caught cheating on a Rome 2 multiplayer tournament that Apollo was organizing. There's a video about it from around 2 months ago
@@MollymaukT, yeah, it kinda killed me that they cheat and saw some if their okd battle
@@MollymaukT how the fuck do you even cheat in total war
@@im_flat The part that makes it even more embarrassing, is that they lost the game they cheated in.
This Total Winners is a great team didn’t age very well lol
4,000 people get brutally slaughtered by just 100 men, funniest shit i've ever seen.
The Club Levy guy probably just did it for the memes
This was epic.Also I would like to see Apollo make a compilation of best artillery hits
yes!
No!
f off bi**
stopmotion jj No!
im sorry
11:50 meat is back on the menu bois !!!
That is from the Two Towers. When the Orc said that after chopping off the other Orcs head. lol
When the winged chariots arrived!
Coming down the river side!
@@reidf8506when the winged chariots arrived
Club Levy: You can’t just beat our overwhelming numbers in mere minutes! Scythed Chariots: haha knife horse go swish swish
That is what you call a noob stomp, lol. They didn't even bring siege equipment.
They'll never touch club levies again. lol.
@7:00 "It was at this moment the Germanic player knew...he fucked up."
Sweet buttery Jesus...
Put those poor levys through the grinder :(
Club Levy player: "3 months ago I lost 4000 men in the blink of an eye...and Apollo just fuckin watched."
Holy. Crap. That's NUTS
I'd love to see more of these goofy moments! The 40-60 minute videos are great, but sometimes it's nice to just have a short, funny one now and then.
Me when Apollo says it’s clickbait.
What is the title?
Lol, same. xD
As soon as I saw the sea of club levy I fell off my chair lmaooo 😂😂😂
Apollo before: Club Levy is awesome in defense, not in attack
That 2 Players: ok
Two friend's in a call* "WHAT!"
Wow... That is totally nuts! Dang... If the levy player had placed that hoard in the very rear and let allies break defenses, they could have come in at halfway point in the battle as reinforcements and swamped the defenders
"This is a positive K/D" oh really? Couldn't tell...
4000 club levy pulls up Chariots: I’m about to end this whole mans career
I clicked this video zoomed right to the end and was like... "Chariots. Rome 2. Should have seen this coming." The most broken, rage inducing unit used against one of the most idiotic siege attacker armies in the most ridiculous 'formation' I've ever seen in gameplay. Being able to mvoe order chariots through an enemy army is the most broken thing in a total war game I've seen because chariots just seem to utterly ignore enemy mass and slay everything on contact like they're surrounded by force fields.
Agreed. Chariots are incredibly stupid in Rome 2. There's a reason why they had basically disappeared from armies around the world well before Rome even became a great power.
So this is the immortal Total Winners 🤣🤣🤣
club levies: "We have you outnumbered 400 to 1
chariots: "I like those odds
I can imagine all the salt in the game chat lmao
I would have believed it if it was war elephants, but chariots? WTF?
When your unit in Rome 2 acts like a mage in Warhammer 2
Messenger: "My lords! Its... the Club Levys."
Lord: "We have walls."
Ok they won’t expect a Illyrian levy spam guys
Surtha Ek and Settra The Imperishable, the chariot masters of warhammer have to creamin their crops at this
One chariot unite causes genocide Apollo : " that's hilarious , they would ride to the sunset."
This is almost to the standards of Thermoplyae
This reminds me of that one episode from Tanya The Evil, where they're mowing down thousands of footmen from the sky
PA: 1066, good historic number.
Anglo Saxons: Am I a joke to you?
Apollo on Jan 2020 video : GREATEST ARMY COMP OF ALL TIME!! Consists of club levy's
*One year later*
*Fast forward to this*
Chariot: Let me introduce myself.
I love the videos where the point is a single strategic move. Whether it’s an epic sally out or a great use of pikes or archers it’s fun to see a single strategic move used to the extreme
Apollo, you are a magician. I pretty much only watch your NTW vids because I love Napoleon, but your title was so compelling that it hooked me instantly. Now I feel like watching more of your RTW vids. Amazing!
And now, what do you think..... it was arrenged?
Did you type this before or after the scandal?
Would love to listen to that chat room 😂😂 I like the format of a little bit sillier videos sometimes. Keep dishing out the great content PA
They are just doing donuts in the swarm
Apollo: I think he (Pontus) did that
Me: You are Pontus!
This guy will certainly bring glory to rome
"Total winners are some really good players", this didn't age well.
Lol at the chariots doing doughnuts in the Levy army.
I love seeing these kind of silly battles there super entertaining
How did his teammates still have the audacity to continue the war .
if those clubman had properly charged the chariots they would have showered em with pointy sticks. Wonder if that had made any difference.
I would’ve liked to see the in game chat lmao
are these the total winners that cheated lmaooo
I think you also do a video of a player bring in all praetorian guard
Imagine being the teammate and seeing that
5:00 Russian army ataking Berlin 1945 Colorized
Soviet, not russian.
Knowing what we know now Im guess the suibi players were members of total winners lol
It looks like Kush and Athens lost a bet and got the worst Total War players for teammates as punishment.
I loved this video! It was very funny!
I guess there will be people spamming chariots next time. 🤔
At first, I assumed it was staged because it was just too convenient for the attackers. All of their units bunched up, with chariots and cav seconds away.. Then I realized the attackers were Total Winners and now I'm 100% sure this was completely staged.
No, the DEFENDERS were Total Winners.
Scythian Chariot drowning in dead enemies: 4000 kills, Sire!
Sire: Marry my daughter!
The most kills I got was with armored indian elephants playing as seleucid 1820-75 something like that in campaign
"In melee, unit winning decisively"
You don't say?
If I was that chariot commander, I would have probably fainted exhausted merely by yelling so much.
me here thinking it was gonna be some epic last stand
This made me feel better at my own Total War skills, hope you make more vids like this! XD
Pontus had a whopping 287 K/d ratio.
Club levy dudes had;
.012
.014
Every one of their dead men did 1% damage. That's incredible.
Given it was Total "Winners" I'm almost certain this was staged. Got some of their buddies in to feed them to get their name out there.
The funny thing is Irl the chariots once caught in the middle would just have their drivers pulled off lol
4000 club Levi: charge!!!!
Chariots: hello there.
Keep this up pixie it's both funny and educational for new players to total war so they know what not to do and the result of if they don't listen
That chariot had as much trouble as someone mowing their lawn.