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  • Greg Davies’ best jokes from the Royal my nan you nan Variety Performance 2018

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  • @Ludifant
    @Ludifant 4 роки тому +2042

    Only he can make a full grown guitar look like a ukelele.

    • @bumez5133
      @bumez5133 3 роки тому +44

      Him and Richard Osman

    • @allen9409
      @allen9409 3 роки тому +78

      are guitars grown?

    • @DomenBremecXCVI
      @DomenBremecXCVI 3 роки тому +105

      @@allen9409 On guitrees, yes!

    • @jdawn1982
      @jdawn1982 3 роки тому +4

      I came here to say that 😂

    • @VegaLupina
      @VegaLupina 2 роки тому +154

      I'm fairly sure it's a three quarter size guitar.

  • @neilcarroll4579
    @neilcarroll4579 4 роки тому +1419

    Greg Davies always seems like a really nice bloke who is surprised by his own success

    • @FearnTiran
      @FearnTiran 4 роки тому +114

      I love when he laughs at his own jokes. It's absolutely adorable.

    • @thesimpsons17
      @thesimpsons17 3 роки тому +93

      I think because it came to him when he was older too he knows how lucky and ridiculous it all is.
      Seems to just genuinely enjoy himself

    • @jdawn1982
      @jdawn1982 3 роки тому +39

      @@FearnTiran same. When he cracks a joke and then it’s like he almost can’t believe he said it. That’s my favorite.

    • @MatPandaZ
      @MatPandaZ 3 роки тому +42

      You can tell at certain points that even he is gobsmacked to be stood in front of the queen singing about nans and having a full line of elderly dancers all dancing along to his silly little song. that's gotta be up there with best life experiences for him.

    • @garymandley3599
      @garymandley3599 2 роки тому +26

      He's a chuffing national treasure!

  • @MisterAppleEsq
    @MisterAppleEsq 3 роки тому +614

    I feel like Alex wrote the line "my nan has a bodywarmer, which is a coat with no arms", that's a very Alex joke.

    • @benbarnes3260
      @benbarnes3260 3 роки тому +43

      I love whenever someone is willing to reach so far for a joke like that. Brilliant

    • @pallsmortion4750
      @pallsmortion4750 3 роки тому +52

      And possibly the foot man bit, very much Horne word play

    • @Geekism
      @Geekism 2 роки тому +34

      Accord/a cord above her bath too… I imagine Horne had a lot to do with this :D

    • @danvinesexgod
      @danvinesexgod 2 роки тому +19

      In the first series of Taskmaster Greg described Frank Skinner as "wearing a suit because he is a different generation to the others" and that always felt like an Alex joke.

  • @jnelson5069
    @jnelson5069 2 роки тому +285

    The thing that impresses me about Greg Davies is his ability to adapt his humour to be pitch perfect in so many different venues: the Royal Variety, his quite profane standup shows, his sitcom characters, dictatorial Taskmaster persona, and tons of panel show appearances. He really gets it. And now "My Nan" is an ear worm it will take who knows how long to flush.

  • @Anonymouse85
    @Anonymouse85 3 роки тому +692

    It's such a catchy song as well, I love how Alex just stands there and shuffles along as if he can't play any instrument (he can!). Great job, Greg + Horne Section

    • @supersexygal01
      @supersexygal01 2 роки тому +20

      I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who noticed that. There I was thinking “is Alex actually singing? He looks like hes there to say “sssshhh” and a few odd words here and there” lol

    • @xymonau2468
      @xymonau2468 2 роки тому +37

      Alex probably wrote the song.

    • @hannahappleby5942
      @hannahappleby5942 2 роки тому +2

      @@supersexygal01 he just sang nan

    • @jerbear7952
      @jerbear7952 2 роки тому +7

      @@xymonau2468 Almost certainly

    • @MegaFastbro
      @MegaFastbro Рік тому

      @@supersexygal01 he's shushing the nan

  • @sarahkinsey5434
    @sarahkinsey5434 4 роки тому +475

    I love it when he laughs at himself! This song gave me some very strong Eric Idle vibes!

    • @pommiegirl8079
      @pommiegirl8079 3 роки тому +10

      Yes!!! It is very much like Eric Idle!

    • @barbaricviking
      @barbaricviking 3 роки тому +21

      Always look on the bright side of Nans! :)

    • @TrevorCopter
      @TrevorCopter 2 роки тому

      I feel like Greg and Alex are “What If Idle was the slave monkey of Clease?” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @blankabellabordi1174
      @blankabellabordi1174 2 роки тому +4

      Always look at the RIGHT side of Nans!!

    • @FanFicnic
      @FanFicnic 2 роки тому

      Awwww yea you’re right!

  • @SCMelArts
    @SCMelArts Рік тому +38

    I love that he has The Horne Section with him, it's almost like the whole song was a solo task for Taskmaster

  • @sfoster.23
    @sfoster.23 3 роки тому +612

    Love that Greg and Alex have a proper friendship outside of the show

    • @deworde
      @deworde 2 роки тому +23

      Greg to Alex: "Are we friends?"

    • @JackDManheim
      @JackDManheim 2 роки тому +20

      Still doesn't know what kind of car he drives.

    • @pemo2676
      @pemo2676 Рік тому +2

      @@JackDManheim i dont think its expected to know what you friend drives - i dont know shit about cars so i actually dont know what anyone drives unless im staring directly at the logo on the car

    • @JackDManheim
      @JackDManheim Рік тому +4

      @@pemo2676 I was referencing an exchange from Taskmaster where Alex refers to Greg & himself as "friends".
      Greg challenged the notion by asking Alex what kind of car he drives, which Alex incorrectly answers.

    • @pemo2676
      @pemo2676 Рік тому

      @@JackDManheim yeah, i know, he said honda - i just think gregcame upwith such a weird question to prove their friendship

  • @marywood8794
    @marywood8794 2 роки тому +131

    Greg turned his Mom's off handed remark into a full on musical production! I loved how he smiled while the "nans" did their part at the end. It was funny, didn't insult the royals, but at the same time showed that they are and aren't like everyone else, all at the same time. Even Alex and his bandmates joined in! Alex's costume was perfect. This was just all around great fun!

  • @indiarose2963
    @indiarose2963 Рік тому +19

    This is genius. To make something genuinely funny about the royal family and make it appropriate to perform to them must be so difficult to do. Not to mention the song is so fucking good. And Alex just standing there looking sincere in his outfit is amazing. Then ‘BRING ON THE NANS’. Brilliant. Can we also appreciate how nice Greg’s voice is as well?!

  • @Charlienmeg
    @Charlienmeg Рік тому +34

    My favourite line has to be "Your nan she has her face on ships (she doesn't dip the ships in the egg). Genius.

  • @JakePlaysGamesChannel
    @JakePlaysGamesChannel Рік тому +3

    She doesn't dip her ships in the egg

  • @destinyszwiec8208
    @destinyszwiec8208 Рік тому +32

    This song has lived in my head since I first heard it a year or so ago. What can I say except "it's a banger!"

    • @SnooperBeagle
      @SnooperBeagle Рік тому +1

      Can't geht it out of my brain. For me one of Gregs biggest shots.🤗

  • @missSuperknitter
    @missSuperknitter 3 роки тому +249

    I’ve seen this clip dozens of times and it still makes me smile. It’s Just. Pure. Joy.

  • @mikebthedp
    @mikebthedp 2 роки тому +160

    Those nans were amazing, and when Greg joined them to do the kickline, I was genuinely thinking that he would have a heart attack and they would be fine.

    • @Miss_Camel
      @Miss_Camel 2 роки тому +1

      Literally same

    • @tabathastaples7884
      @tabathastaples7884 Рік тому

      Shepherd's Chapel Network !!!!!!! Chapter by Chapter / Verse by Verse !!!!!!!

    • @Miss_Camel
      @Miss_Camel Рік тому +3

      @@tabathastaples7884 that is sooooo many exclamation marks!!!!! That notification just startled the crap out of me and I don’t understand it!!!!!!!!!

  • @everso2151
    @everso2151 Рік тому +8

    Omg that’s the single sweetest thing I’ve ever seen a grown man do! Greg Davies is bloody gorgeous and a National Treasure!!!!

  • @TheCursedFroggie
    @TheCursedFroggie Рік тому +22

    Played this today while we were waiting for the news, thanks greg, RIP her majesty

    • @miriamgreen3973
      @miriamgreen3973 Рік тому

      What does a chord above her 'baf" (bath, I know) refer to please?

    • @TheCursedFroggie
      @TheCursedFroggie Рік тому

      @@miriamgreen3973 a red chord is often used in accessible living spaces so that they can pull it incase a disabled person has had an accident and they need help, you see them most in accessible toilets (they should always reach the floor though, some folk tie them to a handle bar which is not good)

  • @DonoVideoProductions
    @DonoVideoProductions 2 роки тому +119

    Watching him on Taskmaster, it's easy to forget that he can be warm and funny too, not just wicked and funny. I didn't know he played an instrument as well. Bravo Greg!

  • @sircoynie
    @sircoynie 2 роки тому +135

    I grew up 20 miles from Greg and everything about his sense of humour oozes Shropshire. I utterly adore his comedy as it feels like home!

    • @raymondsmith3813
      @raymondsmith3813 2 роки тому +1

      He's Welsh!!!!

    • @sircoynie
      @sircoynie 2 роки тому +11

      His dad is Welsh so drove his mum to a Welsh hospital for his birth apparently. However he lived most of his life close to the Welsh border in Wem, Shropshire!!!!

    • @raymondsmith3813
      @raymondsmith3813 2 роки тому

      @@sircoynie ah so he's Welsh

    • @danielh3668
      @danielh3668 2 роки тому +1

      @@raymondsmith3813 we all are, one way or the other

    • @renejean2523
      @renejean2523 2 роки тому +1

      @@danielh3668 - Oozes Shropshire? I'm dying for an example. 😁

  • @mazeofenigmas
    @mazeofenigmas Рік тому +21

    How have I gone through life as an avid Greg Davies fan and not seen this masterpiece?

  • @fridawalther143
    @fridawalther143 5 років тому +118

    the horne section!!

  • @LeofromFreo
    @LeofromFreo 3 роки тому +104

    The musical arrangement on this is superb. This item is a triumph!

  • @ollyrukes
    @ollyrukes Рік тому +24

    RIP Harry’s Nan.

  • @ThestuffthatSaralikes
    @ThestuffthatSaralikes 2 роки тому +48

    I knew Lord Davies was a big guy- but DAMN he makes that guitar look like a ukulele!! Love love love this man.
    …and there’s Little Alex Horne…

    • @guynoir5968
      @guynoir5968 2 роки тому +5

      He is a large human but that's more than likely a small body guitar. Maybe a 3/4 scale. Maybe it is a ukulele but it's not a full size acoustic.

    • @micke_mango
      @micke_mango 2 роки тому

      @@guynoir5968
      Isn't it a guitalele?
      It isn't 4-stringed like a uke, so I'd say it's a guitar in a ukulele body, a guitalele.
      I'm not skilled enough to see/hear if it's tuned like a guitar or a guitalele...

    • @xRepoUKx
      @xRepoUKx 2 роки тому +1

      Definitely not a full sized guitar.

    • @Polyphemus.
      @Polyphemus. 2 роки тому +2

      It's a Maton EML6 'Mini Maton'. Australian made 3/4 scale travel guitar.

    • @peterclarke7240
      @peterclarke7240 Рік тому

      It's actually a 6-string double bass.
      The guitar hasn't been invented that wouldn't look absurd in the mighty hands of Giant Davies.

  • @rogerbarton497
    @rogerbarton497 2 роки тому +19

    Greg is one of the very best of the current crop of comedians.

  • @pallsmortion4750
    @pallsmortion4750 3 роки тому +69

    I love taskmaster but this is Greg’s finest work

  • @anttibjorklund1869
    @anttibjorklund1869 2 роки тому +24

    This is up there with Eric Idle performing that "When you're 60 years of age/And your mum won't leave the stage" rendition of "Always look on the bright side of life" for the prince of Wales.

  • @chrishei3111
    @chrishei3111 Рік тому +6

    I can't believe they clapped early and Greg ALMOST lost it, he was thinking "Oh we have MUCH MORE to go FOLKS!"

  • @KaryoSentiko
    @KaryoSentiko Рік тому +7

    6 of the most wholesome minutes ever caught on camera!

  • @NallDave
    @NallDave Рік тому +7

    Truth is funnier than fiction, especially when done like this.

  • @annieroche22
    @annieroche22 3 роки тому +106

    That's a normal sized guitar. It just looks like a ukulele in Greg's hands.

  • @maxwellsmith80
    @maxwellsmith80 2 роки тому +26

    This needs to be done at the Jubilee

  • @richardmcdonald7005
    @richardmcdonald7005 Рік тому +15

    Brilliant!!! Reminds me of some of Victoria Wood songs.. completely funny without being rude or offensive. Saw Greg doing stand up and was shocked at how charming personable he is !!

  • @heyysimone
    @heyysimone 4 роки тому +46

    I wasnt sure where this was gonna go, but it was amazing!!

  • @allegra6425
    @allegra6425 10 місяців тому +2

    I love that Greg is playing with the Horne Section 😂❤

  • @Ludifant
    @Ludifant 4 роки тому +65

    Anyone else felt like singing "always look on the bright side of life" to that? Same chord scheme, I guess.

    • @sarahkinsey5434
      @sarahkinsey5434 4 роки тому +4

      I was definitely getting Eric Idle vibes from this song!

    • @WSK207
      @WSK207 3 роки тому

      And can play drums.

    • @mbs26385
      @mbs26385 2 роки тому +1

      Reminded me of the song in Importance of Being Ernest.

  • @nishrujuioasa7136
    @nishrujuioasa7136 2 роки тому +23

    My nan sees a footman on Tuesdays bc she's got corns? had me wheezzinngg

  • @ceceanne4388
    @ceceanne4388 3 роки тому +185

    For the love of God don’t show me he can play guitar, write funny songs and sing too 😍😍

    • @snozwanger760
      @snozwanger760 3 роки тому +23

      He's real sharp on the drums too.

    • @barbaricviking
      @barbaricviking 3 роки тому +5

      @@snozwanger760 Ooohh I saw a clip of that on The Horne Section.... do you have any other leads to him playing?? T'was much too brief :)

    • @ryougahibiki941
      @ryougahibiki941 Рік тому +2

      ... and dance

  • @teamcrumb
    @teamcrumb 2 роки тому +18

    I'm ever so slightly in love with Greg

    • @candidaburrows4284
      @candidaburrows4284 2 роки тому +1

      I adore him.

    • @angelbabe4509
      @angelbabe4509 Рік тому +1

      I'm hugely in love with him lol, both from Shropshire too, so it's fate 😂😂

  • @lindagriffith77
    @lindagriffith77 Рік тому +4

    Just when I thought I couldn't love him more....

  • @codyhannahmary83
    @codyhannahmary83 3 роки тому +28

    GOSH this is funny with the subtitles on!!! The kettles armed because she drinks Santa's cups of tea.......😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @daniellamcgee4251
      @daniellamcgee4251 Рік тому +1

      That's only because it's freaky p.m. on Christmas Day. Talking of raisins... when you're not there somewhere, as long as your cat is in a fortress guarded by relevance, I think it will be safe from those 12 Prime Ministers' lips. 👍

  • @danniantagonist
    @danniantagonist 2 роки тому +42

    So late to this party, but this is so perfect I just cannot.....
    Beautiful performance by lovely Greg Davies and friends. Thank you so much for sharing 💖💖💖💖

  • @crazyhai8155
    @crazyhai8155 4 роки тому +99

    Loved this 😂 My own Mum and I both have a sense of humour based on ridiculous silliness - and this was right up my street 😁 Think I will show it to my Mum, as she's now of an age that she's developed some of these typical Nan behaviours and problems 😅
    Though maybe not, as it will lead to the usual pestering to make her a real Nan...not sure why mothers think they own your uteruses, but they do seem to think that 😂

  • @Hey___you
    @Hey___you Рік тому +11

    I love Greg. This was about as charming as charming gets.

  • @MJG206
    @MJG206 3 роки тому +29

    Greg Davies is a treasure. :D

  • @ferrari250tr
    @ferrari250tr 2 дні тому +1

    This is probably the last time Harry smiled or will ever smile.

  • @robertjohnson592
    @robertjohnson592 4 місяці тому

    Love how Alex is now basically Gregs sidekick, they work so well together.

  • @sandrahertel6282
    @sandrahertel6282 Рік тому +2

    That was such a giggle, I really wanted to watch Harry’s reaction to that whole song. 🤣

  • @nedcasual
    @nedcasual 2 роки тому +6

    have only just come across this like a few others on here.
    "She doesn't dip her ships in the egg" best part of the song, love this sort of humour.

  • @ellie99729
    @ellie99729 3 роки тому +15

    It’s just sooooo British 😂

  • @loraoflahrity130
    @loraoflahrity130 Рік тому +2

    It really hard not to love Greg

  • @miriamgreen3973
    @miriamgreen3973 Рік тому +4

    Best thing Harry did while he had his title!! Hands down.

  • @miriamgreen3973
    @miriamgreen3973 3 роки тому +15

    I watched the entire show including Hamiton & Circe de Soleil and this was hands down the best part.

  • @jillweekley2148
    @jillweekley2148 Рік тому +1

    I play this most every night, he is brilliant and very clever. I love it when he laughs.

  • @misteral1083
    @misteral1083 2 роки тому +25

    What a piece of joy this whole thing is. Thanks for uploading, made me smile on a low quality Friday!

  • @joneve8347
    @joneve8347 Рік тому +3

    This song takes on even more meaning now 🖤👑 I listened to it the night she died

  • @jadearevalo4089
    @jadearevalo4089 Рік тому +3

    Oh this made me smile remembering the Queen. ❤️

  • @ddburrows988
    @ddburrows988 2 роки тому +7

    I have such a crush on Greg Davies!

    • @kimc8764
      @kimc8764 2 роки тому +2

      Join the club! I love him even more after seeing this video.

  • @codyluka8355
    @codyluka8355 2 роки тому +20

    I can't believe I've missed this! Absolutely brilliant!

  • @user-wx9ky9lr1y
    @user-wx9ky9lr1y Рік тому +2

    Simply brilliant 🎉 Thanks YT for sending this to me!❤❤

  • @alicecheesbrough-heath8344
    @alicecheesbrough-heath8344 2 роки тому +4

    IT'S LITTLE ALEX HORNE

  • @TheMasterSciFi
    @TheMasterSciFi Рік тому +2

    I like to believe that this song was actually written by Little Alex Horne, but that Lord Greg Davies takes the credit for it.

  • @GayorgVonTrapp
    @GayorgVonTrapp Рік тому +3

    The best of humanity - that we can laugh at ourselves.

  • @renetrograde
    @renetrograde 2 роки тому +11

    i had no idea this man was 6' 8" until i googled his height after seeing him hold a guitar like a fucking ukelele in this video

  • @GIBBO4182
    @GIBBO4182 2 роки тому +5

    Why am I only seeing this for the first time today?

  • @Buffast
    @Buffast 4 роки тому +19

    G.D. is amazingly talented... fantastic, thanks for the upload 🙏👍🏻😎😎😎

  • @PimpMacSlickBac
    @PimpMacSlickBac Рік тому +5

    When Alex and the Horne section/Four Hornes comes out, it's like what Greg would make fun of Alex for wishing for.

  • @FanFicnic
    @FanFicnic 2 роки тому +7

    This is fabulous and wholesome

  • @philwilliams2505
    @philwilliams2505 2 роки тому +3

    Good clean entertainment.
    .BRILLIANT XXXX
    (God i miss that.)

  • @nicolepsy
    @nicolepsy Рік тому +1

    I just had to come re-watch this a few times today (9/15/22). Thanks Greg❣️

  • @ikathiggs13
    @ikathiggs13 2 роки тому +4

    2:15 I keep replaying this bit because it sounds so satisfying and idk why 😭

  • @ethicalphytophage
    @ethicalphytophage 5 років тому +19

    That was awesome!

  • @meredithburton7918
    @meredithburton7918 3 роки тому +19

    Those nans can move!

  • @brianbnb5130
    @brianbnb5130 3 роки тому +7

    this shit hittin different in 2021

  • @tompartridge2260
    @tompartridge2260 Рік тому +2

    Rip her majesty

  • @raewynbuksh4105
    @raewynbuksh4105 Рік тому +1

    I absolutely adore this, I can’t stop watching it… his song style reminds me of BNL

  • @cwaysom
    @cwaysom 9 місяців тому

    I had this song on my stereo on the first year as lead car from Peterborough to Wisbech. Alastair Griffin, great song. ❤

  • @rachelclairethornton868
    @rachelclairethornton868 2 роки тому +5

    Love it !!! Very heart warming

  • @Vrenny
    @Vrenny 2 роки тому +4

    Ok I am having terrible day and this is the BEST THING EVERRRRRRRRR

  • @Salena905
    @Salena905 Рік тому +3

    This is so British and I love it 👏☺️😂😂

  • @Onslaught100
    @Onslaught100 3 місяці тому

    This song is such an earworm, though having just recently lost my Nan it had me ugly crying between bouts of laughter. Weird emotional bombardment. 🤣😭

  • @sfoster.23
    @sfoster.23 3 роки тому +9

    That chord progression reminds me of “what am I to do with my love?” / Be Nice To People Party From We Are Klang

    • @ohrightthatswhy
      @ohrightthatswhy 3 роки тому +1

      it's a pretty standard I VI IV V chord progression with a II thrown in there

    • @barbaricviking
      @barbaricviking 3 роки тому

      And Always Look on the Bright Side of Life ^_^

  • @debbiemac896
    @debbiemac896 3 роки тому +7

    My new favorite song 😂

  • @andy-dt7to
    @andy-dt7to Рік тому +2

    just popping by for the umpteenth time :)

  • @jakebaugh3130
    @jakebaugh3130 2 роки тому +3

    They’re just normal Nans! They’re just innocent nans!

  • @shanekelley7682
    @shanekelley7682 2 роки тому +6

    Very Monty Python! And their is nothing wrong with that!

  • @theomanification
    @theomanification 2 роки тому +9

    Hilarious and lovable. Absolutely perfect 🥰

  • @pommiegirl8079
    @pommiegirl8079 4 роки тому +6

    Oh I love this!!!!

  • @imcherbitch943
    @imcherbitch943 2 роки тому +3

    Greg is such a talent

  • @TheCornBanana
    @TheCornBanana Рік тому +1

    Good to see Alex hanging out

  • @astront917
    @astront917 Рік тому +1

    Bloody brilliant !

  • @profdrrameshkumarbiswas1337
    @profdrrameshkumarbiswas1337 Рік тому +2

    In Greg’s hands the guitar looks like a ukelele.

  • @vintage1950
    @vintage1950 5 років тому +20

    Loved this 😂

  • @tristan73
    @tristan73 2 роки тому

    Love this!! How did I miss it, awesome.. :)

  • @horrorfreaklondon3037
    @horrorfreaklondon3037 2 роки тому +1

    VERY nicely done!

  • @Sarakastiker
    @Sarakastiker 2 роки тому +1

    I am crying of joy.

  • @al201103
    @al201103 Рік тому +1

    What a dollop of joy!

  • @cindyvanderhouven7917
    @cindyvanderhouven7917 Рік тому

    Absolutely love this

  • @Pat14922
    @Pat14922 2 роки тому +5

    He's a talented man.

  • @livewithintention1625
    @livewithintention1625 2 роки тому +2

    I honestly thought he was playing a ukelele until I scrolled down - baffled that's a normal sized guitar haha!

    • @daniellamcgee4251
      @daniellamcgee4251 Рік тому +1

      I think it's actually a 3/4 size guitar. It still looks small!