Cooking Up Jeffree Star Yak Brats - KingCobraJFS
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The gayest sausages money can buy
sooooo good,
they don't just make your day,
they make your whole weak !
@@DogFish-NZ I'm gay and i apporve this message!
@@DogFish-NZthey make your hole weak? Hard pass.
@@lilpukeysomething hard is passing down there and it aint yak bratwurst
SIcko Sausages
"I've never tasted yak before" he has if he ate out Methica
Cheers dude got coffee running down my fecking screen now
He didnt taste yak he yaked up his mead and food combo after attempting
You’re gonna offend the yak population with comments like that.
Can you imagine the stench; like cheese, garlic, rotten fish and roadkill
Maximum OOF
Jessica punching air watching him use that skillet 🤬👿
I was waiting for the phone to ring..
if he would've had the same willingness to cook brats in this EXACT same skillet the other day, he might still have an apartment.
Stabbing*
and hell, forget punching air.. didn't jessica actually start punching HERSELF all bc joshie didn't want to use this skillet?! 💀
JAWSHIE
I don't think I'd eat any meat with Jeffree Star's name on it.
they're actually sooooo good,
they don't just make your day,
they make your whole weak !
@@DogFish-NZthey make your hole weak? Hard pass
Sure you would...
Who the fuck is jeff star?
@@supersayianjim2 makeup multimillionaire from MySpace days. He now owns a yak ranch in Casper. NAL is a huge fan.
For a man who constantly says fuck sickos he didn't immediately break up w Jessica when she said she's a huge Jeffery star fan?!?! The fuck?!
She also called him a sicko 😅
@DuckmanYaHeard cobes? Or Jeffrey? did u see where they were at the cemetery and she said we should come at night thats when the creeps come out n he was like fuck sickos💀
Its very possible he doesnt know that jeffrey is in fact a sicko
@@DuckmanYaHeard thats when she was going crazy and cleaning his kitchen, right? She said something about "that girl" being underage I think
Why would he know Jeffery lore tbh lol he's not a girl or a gay
Black Tooth beer...fitting.
There it is... Thank you.
lol
Went to the makeup store and got some brats😭
😂
No Josh thats sicko talk!
Like the Trump steaks sold at Sharper Image.
Sometimes you get hungry waiting in line
probably paid 80$ for one hot dog
Cooking them exactly the way Jessica told him to before having a freakout because he refused. Delectable.
I was thinking that SAME thing. Lol....the confounding mind of cobra never ceases to amaze me.
Right 😭🥳👍🏼
Oppositional defiance disorder coming in nicely tubes.
"Splash of moonshine" continues to fill the entire glass
So aggravating that he has to ruin literally everything that comes into his path
His cooking might be the thing that pisses me off the most.
@rumham7466
Yeah , it really does. The way he says cheeeese makes me homicidal twrds the boy
@@TRANSGENDERISM_is_PharmaPsyop lmao
For someone who respects food and the work that went into it (being a farmers son), watching the boy "cook" is disturbing
@@TRANSGENDERISM_is_PharmaPsyopluCREne
Of all the vile things in the cobraverese, the worst atrocity is him calling country crock butter
Trole
Nah it's butter bruh
@@TheRealestPlugAround Its closer to butter flavoured (natural) margarine than anything, and is like 4-5% butter
Vegetable oil is the worst thing for your cast iron pan.
@@herelieskittythomas3726 i take it you've never seasoned your cast iron pan before and it literally helps prevent the pan from rusting so quite the opposite actually
Black tooth, what an excellent beer brand for Cobes.
I came here to see if anyone else thought this
I don’t think I’ll ever get over the fact that he uses an electric burner on top of his regular electric stovetop
Probably for the best after the french fry incident
One of the few rules daddy made that he actually listened to.
@@impoopnrightnow906is that why or does it just not work? Though I swear I've seen him boiling water on it.
@mfchimichanga no, it works... he's used it a few times
@@mfchimichangathe best explanation is it was turned off after too many close calls. /My theory - Clint had the stove cut off for Building Safety.
Never had yak before, proceeds to put 4 pounds of cheese on it 😅
That was my thought exactly. He might as well have been making Puff sausages here.
Reminds me of my dad, when I was a kid he would make "chicken" enchilada's (a pan of 8 usually) and he would fill them half-ways with shredded cheese, add the chicken, add some more cheese, add sour cream, more cheese, then fold them in half because they were too overstuffed with cheese to roll up. Then he would add an ENTIRE block of Velveeta cut up into squares with one square on each enchilada, then he would top them with so much shredded cheese that you couldn't even see the tortilla's.
Then he would bake them and when they were done he'd toss more sour cream and some unmelted shredded cheese on top.
When you used a spatula to put one on a plate the cheese would literally gloop out all over it and you were basically eating a tortilla with 3-4 pieces of chicken and a couple pounds of cheese and a good cup-worth of sour cream.
I'd wager that each one contained over 1,500 calories, easily. My father (RIP) was a kind man and always provided for my brother and I after our mother (RIP) passed away from colon cancer. Lost both my parents to food pretty much, I have since cut dairy from my diet for obvious reasons.
He has to make it softer or else he can't chew
@@Travybear1989holy shit fuck, my stomach turned while reading your comment 😅
Not too much on your dad though, I'm sure he did the best he could. Sorry for your losses ❤❤
@@kitty-yg1bg Thank you, he was a very kind man and had very few faults, never drank alcohol, never did drugs, never raised a fist at anyone, but he had a food addiction his entire life. Food can be more of a drug than actual drugs for some people sadly.
"That is so typical my luck". Nothing to do with luck, buddy. That's 100% premium regardation.
Imagine thinking a cheap hot dog roll has any stability when loading it with crazy amounts of unnecessary cheese. I mean guy never learns. It's as if he can't remember that bread is delicate
Or how his Doritos Locos tacos come INSIDE a cardboard taco sleeve, yet he insists on pulling it out just to hold it like an apple & have everything fall out. Lol
33 years old, isn’t allowed to own a debit card, doesn’t know how to use hotdog buns and can openers. Surprised he didn’t Bog-Rage at the bratwurst package.
who hurt you?
@@jasonvoorhees5640are you going to respond to every vaguely negative comment? This really isn't the place to defend Josh
He adds toothpicks to every single meal he makes lol
Probably the healthiest ingredient in the hack tbh
He's gotta get fiber in somewhere 😆
@@kay73846and here i was wondering what they were for.
Structure? Flavor?? Decor?
No they are for nutrition 😂
Toothpicks are the only way to get the botulism deep inside.
That's the only way he'll ever use a toothpick.
"Jessica really wanted to visit the Jeffree Star Store, so I took her there" You didn't take anyone anywhere boy
"So I went with her" is what he meant to say
I don't think you can buy those sausages and not be considered a sicko.
Maybe the buns wouldn't fall apart if he didn't rip them in half, flatten them, then fill them with slop
He ate the casing 🤮 it was just dangling there begging to be pulled off and he threw it on that bun and devoured it like a wild animal..... I fucking love this channel 😂
when he says "just gonna let em cool off",... yeah i`m thinkin 24hrs will do it cobes ,bugs gotta eat first my man.
24 hours? Those take at *least* 48 for the bugs to get to. Jessica cleaned, remember?
did you see him eat Jessica's food hack the other day? He didn't let it cool off....he was in agony. Every bite was painful.
He's gotta give the roaches time to make a home inside them so they can reach their final form. The Yakroachwurst.
"I wanna cook it up in some dankness" dude... the meat is fucked already😂😂😂 t
Lol I like how after that fight with Jessica, he ended up cooking it in the dirty pan with bacon grease.
Enough grease for a million zerks
I don’t even know what this means but it’s making me laugh so hard 😂
@@nxnetyfoa zerk is a grease fitting on heavy equipment/machinery. Cobes consumes enough grease to keep an entire corporate fleet running smooth for a year
I always wonder if he knows the bacon will overpower the butter.
@@thetank2078 😂😂
@@JohnGalt916 I swear to god that this guy cooks 90% of the food he makes in bacon grease. Guy's cholesterol levels are probably sky high and if Cobes didn't have his Boglim constitution he would have had a heart attack like a mere mortal by now.
I feel bad for the Yak that died to have Jeffree Star make money off Josh buying the Yak meat, only to have Josh make 4 yak bratwurst at once so 3 and a half of them can sit on his table until he throws them out....poor yak
😂 stop making me laugh it's 5am my neighbors are going to get woken up
@@hausofwonderthe yaks deserve justice
@@hausofwonder how fucking loud do you laugh!?
Rip Pfuffers
Jeffree Star’s makeup and meat store 😂 wtf is this world? 😂
roman empire 2.0
2:10 The regard doesn't even get why he was sent that particular drink.
somebody seems jealous they aren't being sent free black tooth beer...
gotta love how he gets pissed at the hot dog buns for falling apart every time he uses them for a food hack rather than getting pissed at the regarded boglim who keeps deep frying his hot dogs and brats in a mixture of bacon grease and country crock and then overstuffing the fuck out of them with the grossest toppings imaginable. nah, it's the hot dog buns fault, lmao.
Fr, he puts a cup of grease and margarine on a hot dog, and wonders why the bun gets soggy.
There is clearly a trole run conspiracy out to get our Joshy. Both the bread and the phones he buy have been tampered with to make them easier to break so that Joshy freaks out.
The hot dog bun is a troll XD
He’s obviously frustrated at himself. Take your bog filter off sometimes.
Whats crazy, is he actually thinks people are interested in his crappy cooking vids & has no idea that hes just a massive morbid curiosity
😂 facts
love that jessica cleaned the kitchen just for joshie to grease it back up in a few days
Cobes failing to understand that overpacking basic untoasted buns with grease dripping slop will cause the buns to fail apart never gets old.
He won't be making many food hacks when he's living in a van down by the river...
Lol boglim boot stew by the river
Cobes will be food hacking in a dumpster if he has to, he loves his fans too much
He should be so lucky.
He’s going to a group home where he belongs.
@@wreckedstamps3025
jealousy..
You think he can afford a van?
Josh is so regarded he doesn’t know how to use hotdog buns without having to put toothpicks in them. Just like a can opener. This man will never figure out how to just open it without breaking it. 🤘🏽
It’s to make the buns goth trole
how else is he going to overload the bun with cheese?
It’s 723 in the morning I’m on the toilet getting ready for work thankyou sir for this episode
Luvin tha life. Lol same here.
I watch Boglim Chronicles every morning during my morning shit and cigarette
No better way. Twu 🤘🏽
Yessir
+1
Sargento again..damn jessica, damn her to hell😢
The boy cooks the brats without any domestic violence. Praise Be Cobras Magic.
Jeffree Star?! Like the creepy UA-cam makeup guy? He sells meats?
Yeah he has a yack farm in Casper
yes he slings meat to mouth 😂
I would not buy from a sicko , but the model of selling alternative meat is really cool and I hope more states up North give it a shot I would love to try a yak, alligator was good, always wanted to eat an ostrich egg.
@@wticherywhy do we feel the need to eat everything??
@@dlwf11111errr...
omnivores and Adventurers!
Imagine having killed off so many brain cells with duster that you need toothpicks to be able to eat a hot dog
Surprised he didn’t pop them in the microwave for a few bursts. And of course he didn’t preheat the oven until after the absolute last step before he needed it. Always one single thing at a time.
All jokes out the window on the creep Bratz you think he would try one by itself since it's something he hasn't tried but it has to be bogslopped I digress
Our Boy is obviously happier now that sket has crawled back under HER PARENTS ROCK I just wish He'd admit it Tmdwu
Even the bun doesn't want you to eat that slop
and it some how keeps getting worse. My favorite part is when he always lets the cheese " cool off " for 8+ hours
why is that your favorite part?
@@jasonvoorhees5640 lmao
He looked like he is the apprentice, adding some integral part of the potion when he crumbled those bacon bits with his grimy little wizard hands 😅
BOY, Get To Packing Up , BOY !
He has nothing to pack up
Everything he eats just tastes of bacon greese.
Coulda swore jefree star was a sicko
Hope someone points that out to jord so we can have a barfing stream
oooooohhh it finally just clicked. These are the infamous "two for me and two for you" brats he wanted to cook that started that stupid fight about the clean pan.
Bogboy is mowing down some gay brats having the time of his life. Meanwhile Jessica is having a meltdown on her chat cause theyre saying she got him evicted.
I’m glad he told us Jeffrey Starr isn’t a sponsor of the channel. This food hack should be called sicko hot dogs
Eating jeffree stars sausage
Better not be using the wrong pan for cooking your sicko sausages BOY!!!
Cooking a meal for warlord 😂
Cobes definitely has a thing for Jeffery Star.
I hope Clint hasn't paid a deposit for this apartment. Look at the shit on the walls. He's losing it.
It's only grease from alcohol, trole!
The other apartment we got the conservative estimate of 6k in damages, they're lucky if the complex just takes the deposit
Clint has started construction on a tiny house in his backyard. The boy and the monster can play house until it ends violently. 😅
I mean that's not bad honestly for being right next to the oven. it would clean off very easily
why didn't methica clean that shit up?
I lost what little respect for josh. First he blames his trolls for him getting kicked out. Then he docs is apartment's and landlords name. Everyone warned him about methica
just say you are jealous and move on dood.
His ability to cook is like Chris Chans ability to draw. Spend soo long doing it and somehow never improve
You'd think after this long, it'd be like monkeys in front of typewriters. I'm just waiting for him to be cooking one day and make beef wellington by accident
Jessica could have tried the brats if cobes had just used the right pan.
I thought Jennifer had wiped that wall down.........
For hours…
I think all she did was move shit around repeatedly and break a few things without actually cleaning anything.
Of course he had to ruin any chance of it being edible by covering it in handfuls of cheese, putting it back in the oven, then letting it “”cool”” on the counter for 18 hrs
I wonder if the boy knows ol' jeff is a sicko, but i digress
you know he ought to use that Bacon up stuff for his next Mead, with some ranch dressing and mango hot sauce oh yeah
How nice of cobra to buy his maiden those sausages and cook them when shes gone. Tmdwu
I love how the black leftover grease coated pan is used over and over again.
Right and these were one of the many fights him and Jessica had because she cleaned one of his pans, and then re-coated it with bacon grease and he wanted to use the dirty pan. 😂😂
That's where the flavor lives dood
“And I saved the greeeaasseee 👹👹"
how else are you supposed to season a pan trole
It reminds me of that married with children episode where Al BBQs for the fam and neighbors. If you know you know.
Poor Joshie, he can't even operate a hot dog bun correctly.
Proud of you, bud!
Doin' his best, everyday!
And other such delusions.
I can't wait for the stream where methica becomes homeless 😂 Maybe they can live on the street together like rockstar villans.
who hurt you?
TWU
So happy to have you back to bless these uploads
lmao this guy
Lmao this guy
@@antipsychotic451 🙏 thx
@@comepoopatmyhouse I’m coming over
10:12 that right eye is wonking mad hard
Imagine he forgets those toothpicks and just takes a huge bite.
It’s nice that he can afford yak meat. I can’t afford to pay my bills and he’s eating yak meat.
Get a job, or a better one.
Never really understood these kinds of posts. Do you think you're the only one or something? Lol
Would it make you madder if you knew it's all free too? Cos it is, he doesn't pay a penny for any of his food & booze.
Have you tried begging?
Step 1. Become pathetic.
Step 2. Record it.
Step 3. Post it for the world to make fun of.
Step 4. Profit $$$..(pretty soon you too can be spending 80$ on a little caesars pizza)
Cobra seems like the guy that thinks life just happens to him. No evasive maneuvers, no attempts to dodge bad situations, just complaints when his 0 effort comes crashing down around him
who hurt you? was it a sicko?
@@jasonvoorhees5640 it was my youtube troles
Look at him back at it with regular disgusting cooking vids. He cant admit how happy he is that shes gone 😂
There is no part 5 yet because he obviously has to let these “cool off” overnight, out on the counter… like normal people do
All we needed was for messica to teach jorb about j star lol
Im starting to think he secretes bacon grease when runs out and uses that.
It's amazing how fully addicted to alcohol he is. I don't thing I've seen a recipe where he is cooking some sort of meat where he doesn't dump at least one full can of beer or a glug of whiskey into. This man's entire diet revolves around the consumption of beer, carbs, and oil.
Which is why he is never gonna live a day past 40. With Methica now in the mix, he may not see 34.
Poor Yak. Gave their life to become a disgusting Cobra food hack 😢
Jeffree Star has a good disposal plan for the surgeries...
Does anyone have the heart to tell Cobes that throwing together a bunch of ingredients to make "food" is not a hack?
I thought Josh hated sickos?😂
Bro i am so thankful for you. I woke up and was getting ready for the gym. I saw this fool had posted like 3 short videos instead of 1 video. I was like "nah, bog got me". Here we are, right b4 work too😂😂
what does "food hack" even mean? isn't it just called "cooking?" (loosely...)
It’s the same reason why he makes “drink combos” and turns a $5 pizza into a $45 one. The regard needs everything he has to be “custom” because he’s a famous rock star lmao
This man uses more tooth picks in presentation then I've ever seen in my life
I love how he is drinking "Black Tooth" beer. How Serendipitous! TMDWU
Cobes said "just a splash" of the moonshine and then poured 4 fingers worth.
The boy has claimed to be a responsible drinker who is only having "one drink", on multiple streams now, by pouring a 1/4 of a fifth into a single glass. Regards gonna regard.
boglim chronicles is a part of my daily routine and has been for a while. you upload right when i get off my nightshift. keep up the great bog coverage🤙
Cobra feeds his tape worm very well
Has Jorp ever had Yak before? This’ll be interesting.
why? does it taste funny?
Cobes war with hot dog buns is wild lmao
Black tooth beer? I had no idea Cobe's mouth had a brewery.
Cooking up tranz hot-dawgz mixed with bacon greez dear diary I mean YooT00b
It’s the grease slop running down the walls for me
a week after jessica cleaned them
He ate sicko meat
Cobes eating sicko sausages?
thanks boglim chronic 🍃 to your dedication for our entertainment. it’s very much appreciated
Meat and Makeup? Yeah, 2 of ol Jeff's favorite thangs. Lol TWU 🤘
You can make Cobra sober if you play him at x1.25 speed
No way I can watch him at anything less than x1.5
@@PubeStache fair enough
It’s amazing to watch old videos of him. As a lad he talked so fast and it just got slower and slower. Fascinating
@DeepFriedHallelujah if I watch him too long nowadays at normal speed I start thinking I'm the drunk one
always makes me happy to see the new upload :)
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