Thirsty Thursday with KingCobraJFS

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  • @matthewhopkins666
    @matthewhopkins666 10 місяців тому +436

    Cobra sitting in his clocktower mansion yelling "IF IT'S PAID FOR LEAVE IT AT MY 44FT TALL IRON GATE I'M STREAMING DOODT, p.s I'M NOT GAY!"

    • @soHatey
      @soHatey 10 місяців тому +26

      Oh dude, I actually lol'd!

    • @tharbear4207
      @tharbear4207 10 місяців тому +20

      CAMT YOU READ MY SYGN!!?? TROLE!
      LEVE IF PAYD FOR!! SO DO!!

    • @benhubbell7525
      @benhubbell7525 10 місяців тому +11

      Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheehhehehe

    • @chadlucier
      @chadlucier 10 місяців тому +20

      ​@benhubbell7525 I like when I translate to English it just removes the last 3 hehe's

    • @Calavinio
      @Calavinio 10 місяців тому +4

      He also hates sickos

  • @ooohooohooo3
    @ooohooohooo3 10 місяців тому +335

    He's still wearing that fucking mead shirt, he changes phones more often than shirts.

    • @i216i
      @i216i 10 місяців тому +56

      it's only been 4 days... it's good for at least another week and a half.

    • @boglurker2043
      @boglurker2043 10 місяців тому +38

      He rubs soap on it. That makes it clean, trole.

    • @catscanhavelittleasalami
      @catscanhavelittleasalami 10 місяців тому +9

      His record was like, 21 days

    • @dickdiamonds3410
      @dickdiamonds3410 10 місяців тому

      ​@@catscanhavelittleasalami29 with puke on it at about 14 days

    • @voidc4
      @voidc4 10 місяців тому +3

      @@catscanhavelittleasalamijesus lmao. Dont do duster kids.

  • @wesleysmith187
    @wesleysmith187 10 місяців тому +208

    "every chick I've liked since the fourth grade has told me no....and ive let that go"
    Mentions it every stream.

    • @EmoBunny69
      @EmoBunny69 10 місяців тому +14

      Thats one of the many “death spirals” going on in this mind. 😂😂

    • @Peter-Slash
      @Peter-Slash 10 місяців тому +20

      The funniest part is that he has had a girlfriend, so he’s literally just wrong.

    • @swelldritch2774
      @swelldritch2774 10 місяців тому +8

      ​@@Peter-Slash its weird how his delusion is somehow worse than reality.

    • @AxelSpott
      @AxelSpott 10 місяців тому +1

      @@Peter-Slashhe didn’t like them apparently

    • @DKluvTALZY
      @DKluvTALZY 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@@AxelSpottnah Josh missed his boat. He was dating some chick like 5+ years ago who was his sweetheart and she also genuinely adored Josh but he refused to step up as a man

  • @shawnela7246
    @shawnela7246 10 місяців тому +275

    “Now that I’m a mature adult” as he pours a glass of vodka and beer at 5am

    • @REfan2002
      @REfan2002 10 місяців тому +10

      I wish I could drink all day and spill my beer on myself.

    • @Peter-Slash
      @Peter-Slash 10 місяців тому +3

      He then spilled it on himself without even noticing.

    • @thaisbakker6846
      @thaisbakker6846 10 місяців тому +9

      Mature adults can't pour a glass of vodka and beer at 5am? I think you're confusing a mature adult with a corporate slave. If that is the case, you're right, corporate slaves can't and won't ever pour a glass of vodka and beer at 5am. But a man, a free man, can, and should, just for the simple fact that he can.

    • @EstradaDuran-sg6co
      @EstradaDuran-sg6co 10 місяців тому +3

      @@thaisbakker6846
      op is just jealous. weirdly common on cobra vids..

    • @PETRIN604
      @PETRIN604 10 місяців тому +2

      He's mixing vodka with Bush 😅

  • @TheCaptain904
    @TheCaptain904 10 місяців тому +493

    “Now that I’m a mature adult..” - KingCobraJFS

    • @incorrectbeans
      @incorrectbeans 10 місяців тому +46

      He should start a Mature Adult Club with DSP.

    • @peteb2867
      @peteb2867 10 місяців тому +13

      Trust and believe guys lol

    • @camtheman559
      @camtheman559 10 місяців тому +10

      Adults don't look like that!

    • @Misty8097
      @Misty8097 10 місяців тому +13

      ​@@camtheman559 functional human beings don't look like that

    • @ptrd4111
      @ptrd4111 10 місяців тому +18

      Right after he showed us his pulverized phone that he pummeled

  • @mr.joedirt8583
    @mr.joedirt8583 10 місяців тому +275

    "I know Satan's got my back." Yeah. He's done a wonderful job in making you such a successful and well adjusted member of society

    • @Hilpis
      @Hilpis 10 місяців тому +55

      It's almost like satan is liar or something, fancy that.

    • @anon2234
      @anon2234 10 місяців тому +28

      Lol, Cobra is the worst ad for Satanism there is. Isn't the devil supposed to make you rich, successful, attractive to the opposite sex and all that? Josh's life is miserable and pathetic. He probably doesn't even worship Satan, he's just saying that he does. He's even all talk with that.

    • @nuggert
      @nuggert 10 місяців тому +9

      @@anon2234he’s less of a satanist than his is a god hater

    • @mr.joedirt8583
      @mr.joedirt8583 10 місяців тому

      @@anon2234 I guess most people sell their souls to Satan for money and fame. Cobes traded his for alcoholism and poverty.

    • @dethmedic52
      @dethmedic52 10 місяців тому +13

      Hes confusing satan with nurgle 🤷‍♂️ being acoustic but hes got the spirit.

  • @gjaw28
    @gjaw28 10 місяців тому +348

    Previously full out punched his phone with a heavy ring about 35 times... "Normally when I get phones from this company, it takes more than a smack to break it". I'm honestly jealous of this level of delusion.

    • @imwithGRAIG
      @imwithGRAIG 10 місяців тому +11

      Wow a home boy Scottie mention crazy

    • @mrlovegrove3327
      @mrlovegrove3327 10 місяців тому +11

      Apple should get Cobes on the keynote for the iPhone release. It would be a great testimonial.

    • @utubehound69
      @utubehound69 10 місяців тому +1

      it's real in his mind.

    • @ayok101
      @ayok101 10 місяців тому +10

      I wonder if he's ever considered not smacking his phone at all, might save him some money

    • @gjaw28
      @gjaw28 10 місяців тому +18

      @@utubehound69 incredible, you figured out what delusion means.

  • @bootif
    @bootif 10 місяців тому +401

    He thinks the women he went to school with in their 30's are living a horrible life cause they have a family.
    Him drunk at 5am, finished a gallon of cheap vodka in a day. Rotten teeth, roach infested apartment, family embarrassment, smelly, balding , dry spell, no job, always broke. Pet killer.
    Yes josh, it sucks to be them 😂

    • @TheZodiacRipper
      @TheZodiacRipper 10 місяців тому +50

      And that they all want him.

    • @MrDuneedon
      @MrDuneedon 10 місяців тому +46

      The most interesting twist to 2024 would be that he actually hooks up with Jessica-and gets her pregnant. 😂

    • @sinjin8576
      @sinjin8576 10 місяців тому +18

      Hey man, tactical soap ensures cobes is *NOT* smelly

    • @meyer_brown
      @meyer_brown 10 місяців тому +18

      Bro Puff isnt dead he's just outside or something Cobes is trying his best to look for him every day and once the brutal Wyoming winters are over Puff will come out of his hiding place and come home tmdwtfiu praise cobras magic.

    • @SitKid721
      @SitKid721 10 місяців тому +5

      Idk dawg I when I was married I probably would have switched lives with him.

  • @ptrd4111
    @ptrd4111 10 місяців тому +182

    No troll could hurt Cobes as much as those highschool girls did.

    • @XXXXX8
      @XXXXX8 10 місяців тому +44

      Fuck, imagine being upset over something that happened in 6th grade. Dawg, that was 20 years ago.

    • @ptrd4111
      @ptrd4111 10 місяців тому +23

      @@XXXXX8 what I find creepy is that he's watching them have families and kids. Possible sicko arch?

    • @OversizedSausage
      @OversizedSausage 10 місяців тому +6

      ​@@XXXXX8it's hard to think about shit that even happened in high school to people 😂

    • @Blackness101
      @Blackness101 10 місяців тому +10

      Josh has been a sicko for years

    • @johngilmore697
      @johngilmore697 9 місяців тому +1

      What you rather see Josh on Queer Eye or To Catch a Predator?

  • @pacificoslim
    @pacificoslim 10 місяців тому +367

    Jessica isn't sassy... she's insane. There's a huge difference.

    • @fffrrraannkk
      @fffrrraannkk 10 місяців тому +43

      Making bad decisions is his thang.

    • @Jim_Lahey101
      @Jim_Lahey101 10 місяців тому +46

      Legit crazy, she's actually somehow more nuts than Gothie.

    • @danielplainview5085
      @danielplainview5085 10 місяців тому +13

      Thats the thing of it..

    • @BootcutJeans
      @BootcutJeans 10 місяців тому +8

      Her sass is what I call it. You know she’s sassy…

    • @WilliamPerdomo-SSP
      @WilliamPerdomo-SSP 10 місяців тому +19

      My baby's Momma has a similar euphemism: "I'm authentic!" which in crazy/reagrded world translates to, "I'm being/am an asshole."

  • @h0nkeyk0ng
    @h0nkeyk0ng 10 місяців тому +340

    He knows as much about religion as he does about guitar. Almost nothing.

    • @TheWonkster
      @TheWonkster 10 місяців тому +40

      You couldn't fill a teacup with all the things Jorbles DOES know

    • @DogFish-NZ
      @DogFish-NZ 10 місяців тому +20

      kinda like his mead making, but I digress

    • @PunkrockNoir-ss2pq
      @PunkrockNoir-ss2pq 10 місяців тому +22

      God is trolling him for being blasphemous

    • @MrDuneedon
      @MrDuneedon 10 місяців тому

      In fairness, religion is bullshit, so…he’s not too far off the mark there.

    • @punishedmatteson7108
      @punishedmatteson7108 10 місяців тому +7

      ​@@PunkrockNoir-ss2pqGod is trolling us all TMDWTFIU

  • @matthewhopkins666
    @matthewhopkins666 10 місяців тому +73

    Now that I'm a mature adult says the tantrum throwing toddler in his chair covered in stuffed toys.

  • @mrfleasy
    @mrfleasy 10 місяців тому +141

    When you think about it, his greatest mead will be his brain when it's fully melted, aged to perfection with the finest bottom shelf liquor, paint and dust fumes

  • @preston5892
    @preston5892 10 місяців тому +38

    Wakes up, starts drinking, does a delusional video, passes out, then repeats. What a life

  • @k98k36
    @k98k36 10 місяців тому +89

    Fake puff looking right into the camera really gets me

    • @Pigsawjanet
      @Pigsawjanet 10 місяців тому +25

      He’s hibernating. He’ll be back after winter.

    • @Puffsghost
      @Puffsghost 10 місяців тому +6

      Facts

    • @OG-CobraDemon
      @OG-CobraDemon 10 місяців тому +1

      RIP puff

  • @neganstains5745
    @neganstains5745 10 місяців тому +190

    The possibility that whoever sent him four huge bottles of vodka may want him hospitalized or worse doesn't even enter his head.

    • @elbotravels1428
      @elbotravels1428 10 місяців тому +21

      We can only hope

    • @alexmartin3143
      @alexmartin3143 10 місяців тому +9

      Thats exactly what i thought

    • @DETRACT0RD00M
      @DETRACT0RD00M 10 місяців тому +42

      The only things that enter his head:
      *--don't be a sicko today*
      *--you should probably pour yourself a drink; you've worked hard today bud*
      *--Ozzy Osborne is so dreamy*

    • @jypsumfantastic
      @jypsumfantastic 10 місяців тому +7

      The paypigs are the biggest trolls IMO

    • @AmusedMinotaur-eu8vg
      @AmusedMinotaur-eu8vg 10 місяців тому +11

      The TIMING of them sending those too. He was already piss drunk when they sent him those which made me think the sammeee thing. I was like omg he's going to die lol

  • @xxcffff8275
    @xxcffff8275 10 місяців тому +71

    He's gonna drink that yt check in one day then sit crossed arm the rest of the month😂

    • @DETRACT0RD00M
      @DETRACT0RD00M 10 місяців тому +10

      And the paypig regards will give him their checks, because they're even more regarded

    • @tdob89
      @tdob89 10 місяців тому +2

      If I send a gallon of whiskey in a plastic jug, would I be a regarded

    • @Msjj502
      @Msjj502 10 місяців тому

      @@tdob89absolutely

    • @NickyBlue99
      @NickyBlue99 10 місяців тому +2

      Toddlur gwumpy! And in the distance you hear oinking

    • @BroneOppa
      @BroneOppa 10 місяців тому +2

      I like how flying jessica out only comes after the clocktower dream house, when he could fly her out with half of that youtube check

  • @mintypotato777
    @mintypotato777 10 місяців тому +35

    "after this drink, i'm good" - finishes $10 handle of vodka and opens the next

    • @frwystr
      @frwystr 2 дні тому

      ermm 12$ m'lord is a fancy mature adult. trole.

  • @Shambley1
    @Shambley1 10 місяців тому +111

    His victim complex is out of control. Beats on his phone 30 times with a metal ring and he’s still the victim. The company must have made the phone weak on purpose and the trolls did it. I legit have never seen him take full responsibility for something he’s done. It’s always someone else’s fault.

    • @OwenHooper-mv4fm
      @OwenHooper-mv4fm 10 місяців тому +19

      Some slaves in a cadmium mine died from heat so that our drunk boglim could do something weird

    • @MichDC
      @MichDC 10 місяців тому +17

      Thank Clint for that.

    • @tweezerjam
      @tweezerjam 10 місяців тому +1

      What about his arrest dummy? Totally owned that. Welcome to the cobraverse.

    • @high3rthannasa979
      @high3rthannasa979 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@tweezerjam So.. once in his pathetic life. Lol

    • @Resinpro
      @Resinpro 10 місяців тому +4

      He is a narcissist on top of being a head case, its ALWAYS someones elses fault.

  • @Carlisle-mn3fv
    @Carlisle-mn3fv 10 місяців тому +167

    So glad to see him cutting down on his drinking, truly an inspiration 🐍

    • @OldieWan
      @OldieWan 10 місяців тому +20

      Cobes is a paragon of helping others quit drinking.

    • @renn200
      @renn200 10 місяців тому +18

      @@OldieWan hawnestly dood, they need to show his videos at rehab.

    • @FezMooseLive
      @FezMooseLive 10 місяців тому +10

      ​@@renn200he makes me put my whiskey bottle down and I dont even drink like that 😂

    • @fffrrraannkk
      @fffrrraannkk 10 місяців тому +5

      It takes a lot of strength. Proud of him.

    • @JohnClam
      @JohnClam 10 місяців тому +3

      And less door dash also, getting healthy in 2024

  • @HalfBackCrack
    @HalfBackCrack 10 місяців тому +46

    "He did somthing with his life involving cobras" ....Now that's the kind of delusions that I'm here for.😂

  • @Puffsghost
    @Puffsghost 10 місяців тому +59

    Drinking at 4 am for the 6th day in a row,in a week old shirt, sitting in a chair soaked in cheap liquor…I’ve done something with my life…

  • @Graggle_Gabagool
    @Graggle_Gabagool 10 місяців тому +144

    This is the year he's going to win the lottery, build a clock tower dream house, and start a toy company. Because in his own words... "Why not?" He says these things so casually, as if it's easy. XD

    • @jackstraw262
      @jackstraw262 10 місяців тому +12

      It really is that easy
      For the ones who win

    • @FezMooseLive
      @FezMooseLive 10 місяців тому +13

      If cobra had a 10 year plan and solid will power then he could 😂 but bro forgets about the tower every time he takes a sip of alcohol.

    • @mikem5820
      @mikem5820 10 місяців тому +5

      More than likely he thinks his "Magical powers" will grant him that.

    • @swingnmeat9529
      @swingnmeat9529 10 місяців тому +16

      He doesn't even play the lottery but he's definitely gonna win, praise cobras magic

    • @DogFish-NZ
      @DogFish-NZ 10 місяців тому

      ​@@mikem5820the last spell that he tried backfired, and his hair fell out

  • @cawish6721
    @cawish6721 10 місяців тому +27

    Love the verbiage he uses, “My phone broke” instead of “I punched the fuck out of my phone”

  • @JagerLange
    @JagerLange 10 місяців тому +48

    "I did something with cobras" is like saying "I have a picture of Robert De Niro on my wall so I totally did something with my Film Studies degree".

  • @teaandroses
    @teaandroses 10 місяців тому +75

    Ah Cobra... Always Stressed, pressed, and mad troll obsessed.
    A tale as old as time.

    • @nostromza3433
      @nostromza3433 10 місяців тому +1

      @@strangeeric9760 The trolls aren't getting to him he is just trying to stick it to them, trust and believe dood

  • @CNYKnifeNut
    @CNYKnifeNut 10 місяців тому +43

    He and Jessica are gonna warp into Walt and Angie right before our eyes.

  • @AdrenalineTheory
    @AdrenalineTheory 10 місяців тому +128

    He is totally oblivious that Clint knows where his mom is. 😅

    • @TimothyMcVay
      @TimothyMcVay 10 місяців тому +8

      Clint knows ? I pop in & out into the verse

    • @danielplainview5085
      @danielplainview5085 10 місяців тому +38

      Like when clint told josh that Alisha Rhoady died just so josh would leave her alone!😂

    • @AdrenalineTheory
      @AdrenalineTheory 10 місяців тому +14

      @@TimothyMcVay Would you admit you know where your ex wife who abandoned the family is if josh were your son?

    • @wyattpowers7685
      @wyattpowers7685 10 місяців тому +46

      Hell, i wound send Josh to her, with a note tied around his neck that said, "Your turn.....enjoy!"​@@AdrenalineTheory

    • @jasonscholl2945
      @jasonscholl2945 10 місяців тому +30

      In the interview w Josh and Clint, Clint said "they'll never find her." As if to imply he knows... where she's buried... 👀 😨

  • @TotesRandom
    @TotesRandom 10 місяців тому +69

    I love how he thinks a "fan" sent him 4 giant bottles of vodka. He cant even entertain the fact that trolls want to see him blind drunk.

    • @agollumcalledgandalf
      @agollumcalledgandalf 10 місяців тому +5

      And it's always the trolls sending warm meals his way!

    • @friendofthepeople
      @friendofthepeople 10 місяців тому +9

      Yes a "fan" who definitely cares about him sent him 4 handles of the lowest quality cheapest vodka they could buy🤣

    • @wrexvincent
      @wrexvincent 10 місяців тому +8

      Josh doesn't actually consider being drunk/alcoholic to be a problem. All his 'apologies' for his drunk stupidity have boiled down to the most hollow words that he has learned to say to get Clint off his back. His 'idol' is Ozzy, while knowing nothing about the man other than his legendary drug/alcohol use (not even the repercussions of it).
      Look at him 'cutting back on his drinking' for 4 years straight. Just words and nothing more.

    • @lorenpingle5350
      @lorenpingle5350 10 місяців тому +6

      @@wrexvincent well said. At the end of the day, he is a selfish teenager stuck in the body of a man in his 30s. The only thing that is different is that he is an addict… I will be shocked if he survives to be 40.

  • @DioBrandoWRYYYYYY
    @DioBrandoWRYYYYYY 10 місяців тому +20

    "I'm not the same person I was back in high school"
    Absolutely correct, M'lord. You were sharper, funnier, more interesting, still had hair, were banging Steph, had a supporting cast of characters and an audience who were generally on your side. Now all you have is a gunt, chairbugs and a water head.

  • @trbrmc1348
    @trbrmc1348 10 місяців тому +22

    “Ever think this is a sensitive topic?” ….voluntarily puts entire life on display….

  • @smellycat6386
    @smellycat6386 10 місяців тому +13

    Him comparing his "magic powers" to Matilda 😂 so that must've started this whole thing. He watched Matilda and ran with it

  • @humbertods5999
    @humbertods5999 10 місяців тому +84

    Rise and shine! It’s Boglim time

    • @renn200
      @renn200 10 місяців тому +9

      Wake and shake (your noggin) in disbelief at the boy 😂

  • @theghostofblakephilbrook
    @theghostofblakephilbrook 10 місяців тому +21

    Boosting speed to 1.75 is what we would get if Josh never drank. His brain used to fire much faster, *buuuuut* now he is a regard.

    • @issholland
      @issholland 10 місяців тому +4

      He doesn't need his medication. He believes in himself dood
      (good look on the speedup it helped me get through this)

  • @commanderbarbie2550
    @commanderbarbie2550 10 місяців тому +31

    “I make my own wine and my own wands.” Neither of which work.

  • @alexhale73
    @alexhale73 10 місяців тому +35

    He acts like we all forgot about the broken phone and unconditional crying loop

    • @XXXXX8
      @XXXXX8 10 місяців тому +3

      And his Google adsense money. Holy shit.

  • @hardworkingdiva
    @hardworkingdiva 10 місяців тому +49

    Man… just realized how Josh would sound explaining how his son ended up with a black eye to law enforcement. “It was just one little smack…” 😳

    • @XXXXX8
      @XXXXX8 10 місяців тому +27

      "Usually I can smack him 3 or 4 times and it wont leave a mark. I feel kinda ripped off tbh."

    • @ConsciusVeritasVids
      @ConsciusVeritasVids 10 місяців тому +27

      "You'd beat your child too if you had to put up with the amount of abuse Josh faces on a daily basis from his online trolls"
      -Clint to the judge

    • @benhubbell7525
      @benhubbell7525 10 місяців тому +12

      Hypothetical Jason ran away its just what babies do toobz

  • @Jim_Lahey101
    @Jim_Lahey101 10 місяців тому +24

    The idea of Josh wanting to win the lotto to fund his childish ideas is hilarious, as even in his delusion he wants everything handed to him.

  • @MrNumaNuma13
    @MrNumaNuma13 10 місяців тому +28

    The sneak attack sneezes make me laugh so hard everytime

    • @cindy7400
      @cindy7400 9 місяців тому +2

      The alcoholic sneezes “

  • @MrBobchat
    @MrBobchat 10 місяців тому +17

    He makes it sound like he gave his phone a light tap and it exploded. He beat the living sh1t out of it in a demented rage and then shouted at it for breaking. He hit it really hard about 30-40 times over several beatings.
    He then went on to say several times that he doesn't expect his fans to pay for another one. He made that very clear and repeated it often

  • @jn1211
    @jn1211 10 місяців тому +34

    "my cell phone broke again"
    this is how narcissist describe things they break. it wasn't their fault, it was the devices fault for being so weak.

  • @PondScumProductions
    @PondScumProductions 10 місяців тому +12

    He is either ungrateful or gets mad when people send him food, but he can't stop saying thank you for four handles of vodka. That's where his priorities are.

  • @FezMooseLive
    @FezMooseLive 10 місяців тому +21

    Damn, he is becoming more and more like chris chan.
    1.Beleives in magic.
    2.Has his own relgion.
    3.Thinks he is 'the lord'

    • @CNYKnifeNut
      @CNYKnifeNut 10 місяців тому +3

      "Becoming" definitely isn't the right word. He's been doing all of that for a decade.

    • @FezMooseLive
      @FezMooseLive 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@CNYKnifeNutah, I'm way more in depth with our lord Chris Chan Sonichu 😂 so everything ive seen here just echo's Chris.
      So really, Chris became increasingly similar to cobra?

    • @saltyjaxx3080
      @saltyjaxx3080 10 місяців тому +5

      Now he just has to break his dry spell with one of his parents and Cobes might mistake Clint for a woman in one of his favorite "performative" outfits

    • @XX-yh4fq
      @XX-yh4fq 10 місяців тому

      He's like the bastard child of chrischan and onlyusemeblade

    • @peteyophelia9308
      @peteyophelia9308 10 місяців тому

      ✔✔✔✔

  • @jpean2371
    @jpean2371 10 місяців тому +5

    this guy dual wielding bush peach and strait vodka cant make this shit up

  • @johnsonpink6002
    @johnsonpink6002 10 місяців тому +3

    Punches phone with regarded strength, ringed fist...the "phone company jipped me"

  • @matthewrizzo5324
    @matthewrizzo5324 10 місяців тому +10

    BBUUUTTT… You don’t see me complaining. Proceeds to complain 😂😂

  • @newfoundpower92
    @newfoundpower92 10 місяців тому +13

    Cobra may be the living example of how excessive comfort is a slow death.

  • @dangerotterisrea
    @dangerotterisrea 10 місяців тому +22

    Glad hes soldiering through that rough vodka....what a trooper like doing 4 tours in nam 😂

    • @dethmedic52
      @dethmedic52 10 місяців тому +3

      I almost feel like even tho he winces he wouldn't even enjoy the finer kinds anyway. Everything he drinks is cheap.

    • @deeznutshahaha
      @deeznutshahaha 9 місяців тому +1

      He does look like a Nam vet lol

  • @obscene.
    @obscene. 10 місяців тому +61

    I can't believe the regard is still insisting that Jessica is on a 6-year dry spell, even though she's been having sex on webcam several times in the past year lol.

    • @Imslime_
      @Imslime_ 10 місяців тому +7

      LMFAO 😂😂😂

    • @DETRACT0RD00M
      @DETRACT0RD00M 10 місяців тому +21

      He thinks Puff is hibernating and will crawl back through a window in spring..

    • @high3rthannasa979
      @high3rthannasa979 10 місяців тому +27

      What'ya expect from a guy that points sticks at traffic lights and thinks he's changing them different colors. Lol

    • @dethmedic52
      @dethmedic52 10 місяців тому +4

      I dont care if onlycans is her second form of income doods, shes a youtuber just like me!

    • @WarCwime
      @WarCwime 10 місяців тому +3

      I was thinking like... She mustn't count it if there's money involved or something

  • @tiltedjay4803
    @tiltedjay4803 10 місяців тому +42

    The best thing about the boys mead is that he just dumps vodka into it and uses rotten vinegar like juice as a mixer. Vile boglim

    • @tweezerjam
      @tweezerjam 10 місяців тому +3

      He uses water… you trolls see what you want. 😂

    • @EstradaDuran-sg6co
      @EstradaDuran-sg6co 10 місяців тому +1

      vinegar?

  • @renn200
    @renn200 10 місяців тому +59

    Broken cell phones, handles of fleshmans royal vodka, getting into shenanigans over tail and the same shirt every day.
    Real life trailer park boy. TWU 😂

    • @XXXXX8
      @XXXXX8 10 місяців тому +12

      He definitely ate a whole stick of pepperoni on stream.

    • @tweezerjam
      @tweezerjam 10 місяців тому +6

      @@XXXXX8his most impressive feat to date. Ricky would be proud.

    • @RemoWilliams1227
      @RemoWilliams1227 10 місяців тому +1

      He's like if Bubbles and conky had a baby and then Ricky raised it.

    • @dethmedic52
      @dethmedic52 10 місяців тому +1

      Just squidbillies irl bruh

  • @ASMITH00007
    @ASMITH00007 10 місяців тому +45

    COBES WAS SHAKING POURING OUT THE LAST 3 SHOTS OF A BOTTLE. RIP COBES

    • @DangoJoey
      @DangoJoey 10 місяців тому +14

      If he's not careful those 4 bottle of vodka may finally fossilize his liver

    • @Neontrifle
      @Neontrifle 10 місяців тому +16

      It's getting sad, I saw another guy drinking like that along with muckbagging on bad food. He went to the hospital a few times but the last time he didn't leave alive.

    • @dethmedic52
      @dethmedic52 10 місяців тому +2

      Hes like OUMB timers ticking and when that clock tower strikes 12..... well you know

  • @ptrd4111
    @ptrd4111 10 місяців тому +14

    God forbid this creature ever owns a raven let alone any pet ever again

  • @SlipMaker
    @SlipMaker 10 місяців тому +3

    I wonder if the clocktower dreamhouse gate buzzer will also have a paper sign taped to it for Doordashers.

  • @tidalvapes9254
    @tidalvapes9254 10 місяців тому +14

    8:22 close there budy, nearly went gamer mode there TWU

  • @TheCrowbar474
    @TheCrowbar474 9 місяців тому +3

    Imagine going out soulwinning expecting to meet nice people then out comes this badass goth cowboy who totally smells good and not an alcoholic and getting told how he's over the fact every chick he's liked since the 4th grade told him no but he's over that now, then he proceeds to slurp what looks like raw sewage out of a badass skull goblet that had previously been smashed in a drunken rage, then he stares at you blankly for a solid minute and follows it up saying "If payed for leave at the door dood".

  • @A63NT1212
    @A63NT1212 10 місяців тому +3

    You can't drink all day unless you start in the morning...

  • @Proctor13
    @Proctor13 10 місяців тому +40

    The trolls telling josh that his mom does cooking videos as well killed me 😂😂😂😂 Bwahahahaha

    • @mindistorter
      @mindistorter 10 місяців тому

      Lmao. who was that lady? Does she make mead?

  • @luke2806
    @luke2806 10 місяців тому +11

    im suprised he's uploading anything after getting those 4 handles of vodka. thought for sure he wouldn't be back until they were empty.

  • @Harrybalzonya21
    @Harrybalzonya21 10 місяців тому +11

    Just in this one stream he has spilled beer,vodka,snot,and a cheeseburger on his shirt.

  • @jn1211
    @jn1211 10 місяців тому +64

    nothing says "not a sicko" like sexually reminiscing about teenagers in high school and calling them "women"

    • @ConsciusVeritasVids
      @ConsciusVeritasVids 10 місяців тому +13

      Something tells me Clint had to keep ahold of his old school yearbooks because the pages kept sticking together *_somehow_*

    • @catscanhavelittleasalami
      @catscanhavelittleasalami 10 місяців тому +4

      "You're so mature for you age...eheheheh yeeeeesh"

  • @manicobservations9605
    @manicobservations9605 10 місяців тому +6

    "Let's pour ourselves a little cocktail, then go back to sleep after this video" Josh doing the best he can everyday

  • @kpglo
    @kpglo 10 місяців тому +13

    Just Imagine Drinking At 4-5am This Some Insane Ass Shit😂😂

    • @stephaniecoomey2356
      @stephaniecoomey2356 10 місяців тому +1

      Just as insane as capitalising every word in a sentence..

  • @GrimThunder
    @GrimThunder 10 місяців тому +37

    Bog adult. Getting drunk, crying about the trolls, shuffling around, farting and sniffing it away( I hope some of you remember that comment) making the most regarded food hacks

    • @Graggle_Gabagool
      @Graggle_Gabagool 10 місяців тому +12

      I recall him doing that at Wendy's, because he was terrified of his coworkers smelling them. 😂

    • @BruisedSacrifice
      @BruisedSacrifice 10 місяців тому +8

      Correction, huffing itaway😂😂😂

    • @TheZodiacRipper
      @TheZodiacRipper 10 місяців тому +1

      @@Graggle_Gabagool It was the Office bar and grill but the reason why is correct LOL

    • @ThatGirl-ov3jb
      @ThatGirl-ov3jb 10 місяців тому +6

      Ah...huffing farts before he was huffing duster...ah gotta love the upgrade 😅

    • @EmoBunny69
      @EmoBunny69 10 місяців тому +4

      @@ThatGirl-ov3jbjosh is secretly from Seattle lol😂😂😂

  • @TheZodiacRipper
    @TheZodiacRipper 10 місяців тому +10

    The fact that he will fly Jessica in after winning the lottery is just to funny. Almost as funny as Josh having his own room in his mansion. Its like he has a concept of what money can buy but at the same time he has no idea what he can get.

  • @Derokk_
    @Derokk_ 10 місяців тому +4

    32 dollars for a fucking wendys burger? I don't know how he does it this talented good smelling goth bad boy really is regarded!

  • @thomasfallanca3220
    @thomasfallanca3220 10 місяців тому +8

    Feels jipped that he can’t punch his phone with his rings like 100 times before it breaks

  • @thelegendofner0
    @thelegendofner0 10 місяців тому +3

    "I've seen me move shit with my mind" yeah, I'd see some crazy shit on duster too

  • @geoffrey3250
    @geoffrey3250 10 місяців тому +9

    My god he is going to be grumpy when that vodka runs out, arms crossed stream incoming

  • @IchiEyes
    @IchiEyes 10 місяців тому +5

    Absolutely obliterated at 5 a.m. on a Thursday. No way for Clint to contact him. Extra vodka bottles on standby. Surely, nothing will go wrong

  • @Laika_Come_Home
    @Laika_Come_Home 10 місяців тому +8

    Truly deserving of the 2023 2high4stupid creator of the year award. The attention to detail is on par with that of a 6 course pre fixe meal at 11 Maddison Park, of course, with mead pairings. Catching that glass spill is *chef's kiss*

  • @dbs5329
    @dbs5329 10 місяців тому +5

    He thinks incredibly highly of himself. I now understand why his head has grown 5 sizes in the last 6 months.

  • @Peter-Slash
    @Peter-Slash 10 місяців тому +4

    He looks at the camera like a toddler after showing the camera how he smashed his phone.

  • @greenriver3576
    @greenriver3576 10 місяців тому +10

    He drank that whole 60 pounder in a day?!?! 😮.
    This is cutting back?!?!
    Edited: omg bottle # 2 opened too. 24'hrs and like 80 oz of vodka....

    • @storytimewithunclekumaran5004
      @storytimewithunclekumaran5004 10 місяців тому +5

      Wait till he finds out how much alcohol is in hand-sanitizer and how cheap it is..

    • @wrexvincent
      @wrexvincent 10 місяців тому +1

      As well as mixed with beer

  • @orangejuliusevola4444
    @orangejuliusevola4444 10 місяців тому +4

    Sipping a boilermaker at 4:40 AM surrounded by stuffed animals, ranting about trolls…well adjusted, mature adult ladies and gentlemen.

    • @vegan4theanimals
      @vegan4theanimals 10 місяців тому +4

      You have a trump display pic and you're subscribed to Tim Pool, nothing you say holds any merit.

    • @Resinpro
      @Resinpro 10 місяців тому +3

      @@vegan4theanimals Maybe he will send Jorp a dim tool beanie, and slightly redeem himself?

  • @ReaperSigma
    @ReaperSigma 10 місяців тому +16

    The DBZ teleports always get me

  • @sipsix
    @sipsix 10 місяців тому +43

    Four bottles of vodka. Im sure that will Last till weekend

    • @freethepeople4093
      @freethepeople4093 10 місяців тому +11

      He's not an alcoholic tho, toobz...

    • @Laika_Come_Home
      @Laika_Come_Home 10 місяців тому +4

      Lol.......til the weekend.

    • @FezMooseLive
      @FezMooseLive 10 місяців тому +1

      Either Sat Or Sunday is when that last bottle emptys 😂

  • @jaechillin6186
    @jaechillin6186 10 місяців тому +7

    When he's building the clock tower dream house.. THEN he'll fly Jessica down.. see how it goes ya know 😂

  • @mokajoe7727
    @mokajoe7727 10 місяців тому +2

    15:00 - "if that perturbs you......... i guess youre on the wrong side of things." that smug look of self assuredness, like he just concluded a really compelling and clever argument is too perfect.

  • @Paisles
    @Paisles 10 місяців тому +7

    I audibly cackled when bogs said he’s a mature adult 💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😂😂😂😂. Jorpshpls

  • @ISOElectro
    @ISOElectro 10 місяців тому +14

    Sends food: A TROLE
    Sends booze: MY FAN
    TWU

  • @wong8706
    @wong8706 10 місяців тому +6

    I’ve never heard, “It is what it is” repeated more often by someone who refuses to accept reality.

  • @gergcas
    @gergcas 10 місяців тому +2

    "When I build my clocktower dream house this year it's gonna be off the chain, toobz, why not?" [proceeds to get wasted at 5:00am right after waking up]

  • @JacobsTrash
    @JacobsTrash 10 місяців тому +6

    "Mature adult"
    Drunk? ✅
    Unemployed? ✅

  • @AMooseOnSpeed
    @AMooseOnSpeed 10 місяців тому +5

    Even if cobes got his clock tower dream house, i bet he forget the security code and get locked out constantly

  • @ethanwood5700
    @ethanwood5700 10 місяців тому +52

    The meltdown from the other day is also super interesting to me. His point where hes crying about the pain and suffering around him then immediately sounding like a spoiled child and whining about "i dont expect anyone to help me get a new phone dood". Just made me dislike josh more.

    • @mikem5820
      @mikem5820 10 місяців тому +22

      Yeah, it's behavior like this that has turned me from pitying him to hating him.

    • @HalfBackCrack
      @HalfBackCrack 10 місяців тому +10

      The animal abuse was my breaking point.

    • @mikem5820
      @mikem5820 10 місяців тому +7

      @@HalfBackCrack That just added fuel to the fire for me. I just watch BC now to see how much he's ruining his life at this point. I hate the fact I am basically hate watching someone, but Josh has shown more and more how despicable of a human being he is.
      He's not a "sicko" but he is an ass.

    • @TheZodiacRipper
      @TheZodiacRipper 10 місяців тому +6

      He doesnt care at all about his family, he had to show up drunk wearing a dog collar and starting a fight. The only reason he is crying is that Ozzy gift, anything else and he would be all mad about it.

    • @DETRACT0RD00M
      @DETRACT0RD00M 10 місяців тому

      Been like this since he moved into the current apartment..

  • @KobraKai69
    @KobraKai69 10 місяців тому +26

    If you empty a gallon of vodka in a few days, you just might be a Boglim from Wyoming.
    If you smash your phone in a 'gard rage and complain about build quality, you just might be a Boglim from Wyoming.
    Edit: So how long do we think that bag of wood chips is gonna be there? I'm thinking this potential tripping hazard for a drunk bog is a permanent fixture in this apartment.

    • @ayok101
      @ayok101 10 місяців тому +5

      I was just thinking that. We're gonna be seeing it till he's eventually kicked out of his apartment

  • @Resinpro
    @Resinpro 10 місяців тому +4

    Such a wild man, drinking at 5 am. Of course....5 am really doesnt mean shit when you are coddled alcoholic toddler. When you have no appointments, no work, no need for anything (because someone else will always handle your toddler irresponsibility), its just another hour to rant at.

  • @johnclawn8335
    @johnclawn8335 10 місяців тому +2

    dude drank almost an entire handle of vodka in a day lmao, that bottle was almost empty

  • @stringcheeseofficial1977
    @stringcheeseofficial1977 10 місяців тому +6

    "I know satan's got my back" is such a goofy thing to say. Pretty sure satan is known for having absolutely no one's back. Like that's kinda his whole deal as i understand it

  • @MrLamigra1337
    @MrLamigra1337 9 місяців тому +2

    He really thinks the person who sent those four bottles of piss is a "fan."

  • @ShaneBrookins
    @ShaneBrookins 10 місяців тому +3

    Are those wood chips in the background 😂😂

  • @ryandague4473
    @ryandague4473 9 місяців тому +1

    "Can we talk about the good lord?"
    "What about me do you want to talk about?"

  • @drummer78
    @drummer78 10 місяців тому +19

    I wonder if Clint sees Josh on stream diving into a large bottle of cheap vodka at 5 am and thinks,”Well my boy has been bullied since elementary school, why the F do you think he drinks”?

    • @XXXXX8
      @XXXXX8 10 місяців тому +14

      Clint is DSP. "Nothing I could do. I did everything right."

    • @Jim_Lahey101
      @Jim_Lahey101 10 місяців тому +7

      Clint is a horrid father. Absolutely pathetic parenting.

    • @pardonavich
      @pardonavich 10 місяців тому +3

      Clint is too full of himself to care about a mistake he made 32 years ago.

    • @danielplainview5085
      @danielplainview5085 10 місяців тому +2

      Clint does not watch these videos out of fear of what he might see..

    • @DETRACT0RD00M
      @DETRACT0RD00M 10 місяців тому

      Clunt is easily Jourd's biggest troll t00bz..

  • @kriskartoon5435
    @kriskartoon5435 10 місяців тому +3

    "If I want a Raven in Wyoming I need to fill out a ton of paperwork" he's already trying to find Puffs replacement

    • @chriskolb3105
      @chriskolb3105 10 місяців тому +1

      It would be dead in a week. Then he would make some dumb wand or some shit out of it.

  • @yort7002
    @yort7002 10 місяців тому +4

    God complex while drinking vodka at 5am this dudes brain is a sludge puddle

  • @Roxijodone
    @Roxijodone 10 місяців тому +9

    why is this 32 year old thinking about high school girls and talking about building a barbie dream house?

  • @johndee5452
    @johndee5452 10 місяців тому +8

    Imagine if he won Lotto, the videos would be so much fun.

    • @bennygohome4576
      @bennygohome4576 10 місяців тому +2

      It would be the best month of content we’d ever see before he dies

  • @ISOElectro
    @ISOElectro 10 місяців тому +6

    Glad he almost finished one whole thing of vodka, would have taken me months or even years to drink that much. He truly is a tough guy for heavy day drinking till blacking out.

    • @MKG71
      @MKG71 10 місяців тому +1

      Well duh, it’s just that he works so hard and such long hours that he never has time to drink. That’s why he drinks so much so quickly.. TMDWU

  • @MrArgus11111
    @MrArgus11111 10 місяців тому +7

    I wish that damn company didn't set our boy Cobes up with a cheap crappy easy to break phone! That's rough d00dt!