Sh*t UChicago Students Say.

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  • @jkramer1212
    @jkramer1212 10 років тому +747

    "I procrastinate by doing less important homework."
    So true.

    • @user9o777laont
      @user9o777laont 9 років тому +2

      YES.

    • @lucasm4299
      @lucasm4299 7 років тому +1

      Jordan Kramer
      Does anyone know his name?? Haha 😉

  • @roguenify
    @roguenify 8 років тому +417

    University of Chicago: Where the only thing that goes down on you is your GPA.

  • @footballherocjp
    @footballherocjp 9 років тому +272

    "if i only had 1 hour to live id spend it in this class because it feels like an eternity" LMAO

  • @summer2011leggo
    @summer2011leggo 10 років тому +236

    "the tests have more curves than the girls" bwahahahahaha!!!

  • @JordanOrlando
    @JordanOrlando 9 років тому +122

    I was at Chicago from 1984-1988. Watching this gave me a sweet nostalgic wrench -- since it's obvious that all the things I loved (and hated!) about the place haven't changed at all.

    • @matthewnickerson9962
      @matthewnickerson9962 Рік тому +1

      My thoughts exactly, Jordan.

    • @JordanOrlando
      @JordanOrlando Рік тому +1

      @@matthewnickerson9962 Hello, Matt!

    • @matthewnickerson9962
      @matthewnickerson9962 Рік тому

      Hey Jordan. Guess your YT alerts are on, as are mine. Took me seven years to discover this. If you ever come to a reunion, I will say hello in person 😄

  • @joannelop4072
    @joannelop4072 8 років тому +103

    My favorite, how about some coffee and some pretentious conversation. So true lol

  • @DanielMaxSteinberg
    @DanielMaxSteinberg 4 роки тому +38

    Can confirm, UChicago is still exactly like this (before the Plague happened). Glad some things don't change!

  • @DreKC
    @DreKC 6 років тому +44

    “I procrastinate by doing less important homework” EXTREMELY FUNNY 😂

  • @saikorox3
    @saikorox3 12 років тому +30

    "I brought coffee, and pretentious conversation" -at classics cafe. so true!

  • @kamilkisielewicz8301
    @kamilkisielewicz8301 7 років тому +59

    "UChicago. Where the tests have more curves than the girls." LMAOOO

  • @chris_o41
    @chris_o41 8 років тому +162

    this is enough for me to realize im not going to uchicago

  • @soo-jinkweon2786
    @soo-jinkweon2786 8 років тому +102

    I procrastinate by doing less important homework. lololol

  • @jamsternazzy
    @jamsternazzy 9 років тому +23

    This makes me miss UChicago so much... AND THE PEOPLE IN THIS VIDEO it's been so long since I've seen so many of you.

  • @its_zaheer7244
    @its_zaheer7244 2 роки тому +13

    watched this video as a prospect and i didn't get it. rewatched as a student, and oh my god its too accurate.

  • @theplatinumorder1346
    @theplatinumorder1346 2 роки тому +3

    I submitted my UChicago app yesterday this video is now my entire inspiration.

  • @jacobre610
    @jacobre610 11 років тому +72

    I love how they actually got regular kids to do this...not just theater kids who love being on camera. Like me. Haha

  • @darksoul1381
    @darksoul1381 7 років тому +75

    Does she maximize your expected utility? XD

  • @lolhimechan
    @lolhimechan 11 років тому +16

    'I only have one hour to live and I spend it on this class because it feels like an eternity' Lol, I'm so madly in love with this place.

  • @jasonjstdr
    @jasonjstdr 11 років тому +14

    OMG! I graduated from the UofC in 1994. It's good to see that my tribe remains the same. This video is like a freakin' time warp.

  • @sillyslayer_
    @sillyslayer_ 2 роки тому +8

    “this is the university of chicago, NOTHING is immoral”
    😭😭

  • @aaronlee2941
    @aaronlee2941 9 років тому +78

    I want UChicago 2020 so much :}

  • @zhangvict1
    @zhangvict1 12 років тому +28

    "I procrasinate by doing less important homework" THIS IS SO FUNNY, BECAUSE IT IS ACTUALLY TRUE FOR ME LOLOL

  • @graciela8916
    @graciela8916 7 років тому +17

    "THE TESTS HAVE MORE CURVES THAN THE GIRLS"
    DEAD AF

  • @azariacba
    @azariacba 12 років тому +18

    "How about some coffee and some pretentious conversation?"
    Brilliant.

  • @Aggergate_Demand
    @Aggergate_Demand 11 років тому +13

    Yes. We really do hammer that "of" in the University "OF" Chicaga.

  • @momisgotabrandnewbag
    @momisgotabrandnewbag 12 років тому +12

    "You're so UChicago pretty."

  • @bobbelcher678
    @bobbelcher678 8 років тому +43

    Uchicago 2022...plz omg 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏

    • @hayleystudy
      @hayleystudy 8 років тому +22

      Better study, its the 3rd ranked university in America right now!

    • @willk6185
      @willk6185 6 років тому +4

      Did you get in?

  • @basilsflowercrown9310
    @basilsflowercrown9310 Рік тому +3

    "let the number of shits I give about delta epsilon proofs be the minimum of one and epsilon" I felt that in my very soul. Screw delta epsilon proofs.

  • @GregKulevich
    @GregKulevich 3 роки тому +1

    I lived in Shoreland 2002-2005. It was before your time.

  • @thepenguininatux
    @thepenguininatux 12 років тому +8

    my favorite line was the coffee and pretentious conversation one. that one was REALLY good. :)

  • @silverhawk7324
    @silverhawk7324 10 років тому +8

    This gave me the will to study for my exams after grinning from ear to ear strangely enough. Intellectual trolling at its finest! =D

  • @benjaminwild3350
    @benjaminwild3350 3 роки тому +1

    2:57 is perhaps the most spot on thing I have ever seen.

  • @mvrcushenry1712
    @mvrcushenry1712 6 років тому +2

    i literally watched this video like years before I got into uchicago and even knew what econ was and now 0:27 makes sense... thanks ECON 20000

    • @laineweis6024
      @laineweis6024 3 роки тому

      ....did u give a tour at UofC recently...

  • @baqaqi
    @baqaqi 11 років тому +1

    Oh, man. I haven't been there in over 20 years, and it's still definitely the U of C I knew. Now I want to go check out that new building and see what it's like with snow. Sigh. Half a country away...

  • @edmtrumpet
    @edmtrumpet 12 років тому +3

    "You went to Harper just to sleep?"
    I did that all the time.

  • @lalakuma9
    @lalakuma9 5 років тому +12

    BJ is literally the Hogwarts dorm. Even though almost the whole school was pretty much Hogwarts.

  • @Absurdlakefront
    @Absurdlakefront 8 років тому +2

    "Where's Broadview?"
    In my heart.

  • @isanaht_
    @isanaht_ 12 років тому +1

    Where do you live? : I live in Breck : Wow you're like a f*king unicorn!

  • @Missingno21
    @Missingno21 12 років тому +1

    I've been the guy at 1:01 a dozen times.
    I'm like the Batman at keeping people from graduating late.

  • @Evanescence622
    @Evanescence622 12 років тому +3

    I'm pretty sure that "abusive relationship" one was a conversation I had with my friend...

  • @x0cx102
    @x0cx102 3 роки тому +2

    Going to uchicago this fall and seeing this is making me laugh

    • @adama4791
      @adama4791 3 роки тому

      Good luck, have fun coming out more sad but it’s all worth it. Also this video is accurate

    • @adama4791
      @adama4791 3 роки тому

      Also if it’s not clear, yes I went to UChicago

  • @cortneymac9596
    @cortneymac9596 11 років тому +2

    "You're like a fucking unicorn." LOL

  • @jonrodrigues23
    @jonrodrigues23 12 років тому +1

    such great visuals of campus. Great job guys!

  • @scisslehannd22
    @scisslehannd22 11 років тому

    LOL! This only makes me want to go to UChicago even more now!

  • @onlylightcandothat.4600
    @onlylightcandothat.4600 11 років тому +1

    You guys have a watered-down Core. You want some Real McCoys, go pre-class of 2002. And then we had to walk in the snow from Shoreland because the buses didn't work :P You guys have dorms next to the Reg---can I get a whoo whoo? ;)

  • @nazarkgb1
    @nazarkgb1 12 років тому +6

    **gasp** cute guys at UChicago?! My hope is restored, and this made my day.

  • @brundhaaa
    @brundhaaa 6 років тому +7

    OMG THIS VIDEO IS GOLD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @prata1019
    @prata1019 10 місяців тому +1

    0:52 Oh my god

  • @treadmill6089
    @treadmill6089 11 років тому +9

    "What's faw kaw?"
    "OMG YOU'VE NEVER READ FOUCAULT?"
    Boner killer for him. lol

  • @Batisse
    @Batisse 12 років тому +5

    "fuck these made up words"
    lol

  • @shep1634
    @shep1634 5 років тому +3

    class of 2024 wya

  • @meep7895
    @meep7895 Рік тому

    "f*ck these made up words" me reading these business cases for my classes

  • @goduxunike
    @goduxunike 11 років тому +2

    Something about "if you cross the seal, you'll not graduate in 4 years"

  • @btjandra6148
    @btjandra6148 6 років тому

    I came here to try to try to prepare myself for getting rejected by hating UChicago, but now I want to go here even more

  • @aerohk
    @aerohk 8 років тому

    Campus looks beautiful

  • @bekenrenov
    @bekenrenov 12 років тому

    Haha, I remember those cold winters and waking up at 4am to do Kangeiko.....mmmmmm, yeah. Great video BTWs.

  • @AJDubi
    @AJDubi 12 років тому +2

    I'm pretty sure in my day it was called the Sleeping Room.

  • @oscarm1491
    @oscarm1491 12 років тому

    lol this should be a series!

  • @withastone
    @withastone 12 років тому +1

    Yeah, they need to speeaak slower unless the snappiness is crucial to the line!! Some things I couldn't hear... but there were some fabulous lines :)

  • @malikj1002
    @malikj1002 10 років тому

    This is the best "Shit Students Say!"

  • @sweatyylemonss5237
    @sweatyylemonss5237 Рік тому

    dude the first one fucking got me

  • @baileytodtenbier1367
    @baileytodtenbier1367 7 років тому +3

    I AM MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR MIDTERM

  • @guinthehouse
    @guinthehouse 10 років тому +2

    1:20 lol diminishing returns haha

  • @mo39fhn
    @mo39fhn 12 років тому +2

    hahahaha, "UChicago, the tests have more curves than the girls"
    That should totally be a new slogan.

  • @JCResDoc94
    @JCResDoc94 9 років тому +3

    2:34 On Kant

  • @dalanium98
    @dalanium98 8 років тому +4

    1:12 that pizza looks so burnt

  • @GirlDroppedIntoEarth
    @GirlDroppedIntoEarth 11 років тому

    Lol @1:14 My fear the day before an exam.

  • @CylindricalWhistle
    @CylindricalWhistle 11 років тому +1

    I know both an Econ major and a former Econ major from UChicago.

    • @treadmill6089
      @treadmill6089 11 років тому +1

      We should give you a medal. No no, how about a Nobel prize?

    • @GeedanUK
      @GeedanUK 11 років тому +2

      Tread Mill Nobel prize should come in handy! After all, Obama won one!

  • @stevenbowman2266
    @stevenbowman2266 8 років тому +15

    Anyone here a Chicago native

  • @JTGwozdz
    @JTGwozdz 12 років тому

    Excellent.

  • @cs-rm8vs
    @cs-rm8vs 4 роки тому

    omg i love this place

  • @LaKeishaSummone
    @LaKeishaSummone 11 років тому

    OMG I hear this all on the bus

  • @mattprssmn4
    @mattprssmn4 11 років тому

    lol the old superstitious tradition. step on the emblem, you don't graduate. NOOOO! favorite part.

  • @chocoabuddha
    @chocoabuddha 12 років тому +3

    There's some real gems in here. I think if there were less fictitious sayings, and longer frames (so that somebody can actually catch what's going on the first time they watch it) it would be hilarious. Keep up the good work though!

  • @peppa_pig_
    @peppa_pig_ 9 років тому +40

    everyone looks socially inept and and weird lol it's kind of discouraging:/

    • @axk877
      @axk877 8 років тому +56

      Lol you shouldn't judge their sociability by their acting.

    • @roguenify
      @roguenify 8 років тому +14

      +Alexandra Koenig They are social inept and weird. But really really smart.

    • @Nonpeasant
      @Nonpeasant 8 років тому +13

      How is that bad? Do you want another high school with inane popularity contests instead of learning things?

    • @stephanie4812
      @stephanie4812 7 років тому +6

      guess it's not the school for you

    • @peppa_pig_
      @peppa_pig_ 7 років тому

      they thought it was i got accepted last spring lol didn't go though

  • @-Siculus-Hort-
    @-Siculus-Hort- 5 років тому +1

    "Fuck these made up words."
    Now im depressed im not hyper smart.

  • @chestercopperbottom
    @chestercopperbottom 11 років тому +2

    I like how your name is 'Angela Wang' and there is a Pi symbol as your photo

  • @karlstriepe8050
    @karlstriepe8050 2 роки тому

    Say "nothing is immoral" at the u of c is bad luck. Cf. "Rope" (1948).

  • @ColloquiallyGaming
    @ColloquiallyGaming 11 років тому

    Lol'd when he tried buying adderall at the coffee shop.

  • @l.french560
    @l.french560 11 років тому

    oohhh milkshake Wednesdaysss!!!

  • @baqaqi
    @baqaqi 11 років тому

    In the passion pits.

  • @aaronrohrer1563
    @aaronrohrer1563 9 років тому +5

    I lost it at "fuck Nietzsche."

  • @Bingbong19757
    @Bingbong19757 12 років тому

    suddenly im less determined to go here.....

  • @thailluminator
    @thailluminator 11 років тому

    2:33 is brilliant

  • @JCResDoc94
    @JCResDoc94 9 років тому +1

    2:36 On Nietzsche

  • @PrivacyKingdoms
    @PrivacyKingdoms 10 років тому +1

    0:34 funniest part

  • @jiwonx21
    @jiwonx21 11 років тому

    Does she maximize your expected utility? - hell no - Dump that bitch!
    I WUVVV UCHICAGO!!!

  • @maxgoetzmann8681
    @maxgoetzmann8681 3 роки тому +1

    Delta-Epsilon 😩

  • @chocobeast
    @chocobeast 12 років тому

    Yes

  • @yitzhakbenmoshe7485
    @yitzhakbenmoshe7485 9 років тому +2

    UCHICAGO: Qua laetitia venit mori.

  • @Iamstillattherestaurant
    @Iamstillattherestaurant 24 дні тому

    I am dying 😭😭😭

  • @AxmxZ
    @AxmxZ 9 років тому +1

    ...yup, that's us.

  • @limelightmoon
    @limelightmoon 12 років тому

    " the tests have more curves than the girls" instabURN

  • @sylvia1797
    @sylvia1797 7 років тому +1

    UChicago 2021! :D

    • @adama4791
      @adama4791 3 роки тому +1

      Congrats on graduating

  • @mikeymike3415
    @mikeymike3415 2 роки тому

    Also no BGM

  • @Wolvesq
    @Wolvesq 11 років тому

    That dude is right to brag about the Shoreland. Shoreland was the sex bomb. RIP Shoreland.

  • @LividLibruh
    @LividLibruh 7 років тому +1

    Pretentious conversation lol. Goals

  • @marsBeBelinda
    @marsBeBelinda 2 роки тому

    not for accelerated viewing!

  • @enjoi9062
    @enjoi9062 7 років тому

    Was the "Bartlett is better than South" an anchorage reference?

  • @brendon7986
    @brendon7986 11 років тому +5

    I do 2:57 every time