SUPER CURSED GUN IMAGES
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- Опубліковано 24 тра 2020
- You guys have flooded my inbox with suggestions, meaning I guess it’s time for another episode of Cursed Gun Images! May God have mercy on our souls...
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First comment
Beans
So when are you gonna make some of these?
the mobrez is coming for you
Do another will it canon with legos
Fun fact about Red Dawn: supposedly some of the "tanks" they used in the film were made so good and looked so convincing, that when one of them was being transported from where it was built to where they were shooting, they were followed by a couple guys from the CIA who pulled them over and demanded to know how they got ahold of a Soviet tank
Haha, I saw that recently too in a vid. They were damn near spot on.
Logan Brownlee do you have a link I’d love to watch that lol
@@HyundaiAccentFanClub I read about it in the little sheet that came with my brothers DVD copy of the movie years ago, so I have no idea where to look online I'm afraid
*priorities*
Fun fact: this happened twice.
2:40
"The bigger iron"
My god it’s big dic Marty
God damn it, I almost commented that
The tremendous ferrous
169 like *n i c e*
Texas red is fucking Texas dead
"Sid from Toy Story grew up. And he's a gunsmith."
That scares me.
It's so he can hunt his terrors
just figured out its a m60
@@Heyyits_kj an M60 with flesh and if you look at the Muzzle, it has a "Romanian Dong" on it
Actually he's a trashman.
@@galladesamurai2380 But but...the colostomy bag!
“For those of you watching 9 months from now, I hope you’ll understand why this was funny”
-Vietnam flashbacks-
Ah yes, 9 months
Yeah well too bad he didn’t know how much ammo would cost.
9
Same lol
Joe Biden laughing in the background!
I'd love to see a "Gun builder reacts: Red Dawn"
The shitty red dawn or the good red dawn
Or "Enemy at the gates"
Reggae Buttersause what’s the difference
The only Red Dawn. We don't talk about the second one
^
14:35 when an M60 turns into a Silent Hill enemy.
considering he favorited your comment, he knows what silent hill is, to some extent. as well as my comment about firefly a year or so ago, and i love that.
Yessir a fellow SH fan
The best thing about Red Dawn's making (1986 release, btw) was that they built one of the Soviet Tanks based off a bulldozer, and then had to trailer it to the Studio bosses halfway across LA to get it okay-ed. They were tailed most of the way by law enforcement (allegedly FBI) who wanted to know where that tank came from.
14:17 sid from toy story has not given up on being a "toy surgen"
69 likes
"GUns don't kill people"
14:15
"MOST GUNS don't kill people"
Thanks I hate it.
It’s got a wiener at the tip
@@Shortgamemonkey well yea look, theres legs at the back a torso and spine, with niples, and arms and hands complete with a head
Looks like something you might see in Warhammer 40K.
Ulquiorra Cifer this is heresy burn it in holy fire
“They added a Walmart red dot” I never heard something that is so aggressively American
Diego Serrano aggressively American is my favorite term now
You see a whole lot of aggressively American stuff in Florida
@@Jay-rn4pd I wish Florida wasn’t part of America
@@opticalecho119 how? By sinking the entire state into the ocean?
@@newttonium that’s not a bad idea. I was also thinking we could take the money we were gonna spend on a border wall and build it on the Florida state border. Maybe even detonate a bunch of tactical nukes on the state line to create a trench and make Florida an island. Just some thoughts...
0:27 никогда не думал, что какие-то российские марки алкоголя продаются за границей (тем более в США)
Русский стандарт - хорошая водка, много раз проверено 🤣
VODKA GOOD
14:15 the exact moment he wanted to end it
are we gonna point out that gun has a choker and a leash as a cherry on top? 🤣
2:40
"What caliber would you use for a revolver?"
"Yes"
I only carry 37 mm because they don’t make 38mm ~boomer~
@@pussyslayer2295 ah demo ranch
bommer is that so? looking to defend some spring hinges are we?
the lion i don’t know what u Talking about🤷🏾♂️
Pretty sure that's a 40mm thou
Someone should make a shooter game with all the cursed guns.
Fallout 76
The Gluger actually exists as a mod for Insurgency on steam
H3VR has a few cursed guns like the Kalashniluger and the the Gluger you can try and get randomly in Rickey Dickey Random on Take & Hold during a weapon roll, probably the closest you can get.
That’s just borderlands
Escape from Tarkov is the game for stupid guns
Brandon, I can most definitely assure you that toilet paper is less expensive than ANY ammunition nowadays.
I hope the people who use the term "gun porn" realize they're the ones who put us on the slippery slope that led to the DeviantArt M60.
the _what_
Ok, I'm a reasonable man when it comes to peoples tastes. I've heard of having fetishistic guns before and try not to judge. Most of these cursed gun images just made me shrug, as I am easy going.
But 14:16 is *WAY* too much. It's not even where I would draw the line. It crossed the line, went around the entire goddamn globe, and crossed it another 5 times... Whoever built that needs to be put in an asylum for everyone's safety...
I don't care if it's someones "art piece" it should never exist!!!
TheLichruler anything can be a flesh light if your brave enough
Please do not take me seriously, this is a joke
Slaanesh would be proud.
@@TheAngelOfBalls yes she/he would
@@TheAngelOfBalls
Emporer damned Slaneeshi cultists...
@@TheAngelOfBalls BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!
Someone make a shotgun that looks like a sniper rifle and has a slug that a hollow point
A hollow point slug? Holy shit that’s gotta hurt.
@@sheeptheshawn240 yeah holy shit
That gun exists. The savage 200 and 210 i believe. And I have 12ga slugs that have a “hollow point”.
Hollow point shotgun slugs are extremely common. You can shoot rifled hollow point foster slugs if you have a smoothbore, or you can shoot copper plated saboted hollow point slugs if you have a rifled barrel or choke tube. Saboted JHP slugs are fantastic for hunting big game.
There is a bolt action Mauser that was changed to 4/10 for the la riots to control
"What in the Gorbachev is going on here?"
I did a literal spit take...
4:30
In WW2 Germany actually made "Krummlauf" rifles with a pretty clear curve in the barrel.
They were used with a periscopic sight to shoot out of foxholes or trenches without needing to stick your head up.
They worked.
They worked only on the 30° angles, at short range, and for at most a few hundred shots before they became useless.
So no, they really didn't work as advertised.
"god might forgive you. There's a book about that, but I wont"
- Brandon Herrera 2020
Yes
can't wait to hear this come out in a court case. xD
4:15
well, what about the first couple chapters of that book.
*talks whilst casually pouring vodka*
"why do I hear boss music
That ‘boss’ music you hear is tro poloski
FBI anti commie unit would like to know your location
Brandon: "Now, I think I'm ready for cursed gun images."
Me: "No, you are not. As, quite frankly, usual."
“You’ll laugh in 9 months when it’s over.”
1 Year Later:
Fuck
Ever notice how California compliant weapons look like first draft Star Wars blasters?
Everything in starwars is military/War inspired . A lot of the main blasters like solos/boba fett etc. are German pistol designs. The sounds they use for ships are taken from spitfires and mustangs
@@aaronsaladbar97
TIE Fighter screams are elephant calls.
Lewis gun, Sterling SMG, MG34, Mauser C96, all were used in Star Wars
Dint fucking remind me
@@RT42069 also a heavily butchered ar15(empire strikes back and return of the jedi) heavily butchered ar15 + mp5sd (rouge one)
Red Dawn review would be great. As The Senate has spoken to the chosen one "Dew it"
Yes.
Hel yeah
Yes
We need this
But you were the chosen one!!! Your were ment to save of us from them, not become one !!!!
The Glackarov is truly a blow to gun history
I kinda love it, in a Kel-Tec sort of way...
“…it looks like Eugene Stoner had unprotected sex with a Mac-11.”
I’m going to use that whenever I see a wtf is that situation 😂
14:20 Whoever made that needs to be involuntarily committed to an asylum.
No. Just purge them and their creation that even Satan wouldn’t dare curse us with
I sent that
they need to be involuntarily tied to a tree and shot
Making that... Thing, violates the NAP which means it's open season boys.
Too bad asylums are full because so many have gone mad from seeing that.
Customer: “You think this is funny? Do ya?”
Gunsmith: “In a cosmic sort of way, yes.”
Customer: “Well, funny man, is this how you get your sick kicks!?”
14:15 Gunsmith: “What, it’s just an ordinary gu- OH MY GOODNESS!”
SQUIDWARD!!
The barrel is a pp
Look closer
No, plankton says that when he switches lives with Mr. Krabs. Damn normie.
Marvin M ... and then he says “Squidward!” Know the scene, poser.
Noooo 🤣🤣
I'm watching this exactly 9 months later, don't worry, we remember.
Revisiting after 1 year. Yes, Brandon, we remember. Never forget.
14:16 is the REAL cursed gun image. And I don't think people can argue with that
This is not a cursed gun image.
This is an abomination beyond explanations.
@@allshipper2158 you know. I want to argue it, but I can't cause you absolutely right XD
It looks like something that would be used as physiological warfare
Toy Story 5 confirmed.
No I see nothing wrong with that
“Oh god WHO LET BUBBA NEAR THE DREMEL AND WELDER AGAIN”
My only dislike about your comment is that I go by Bubba
N'aww, look at the young Brandon. Still having some hope in his eyes back then, that these videos wouldn't become a to long ongoing serie
Great vid. The a4-k7 crafted lower hand-gawrd looks like something Frodo would carry into the Skirmish at Weathertop.
"I'm not gonna make this a Red Dawn review"
*ANGRY QUARANTINE NOISES*
#akgnotificationsquad
14:37 “I identify as a rifle and right now I am feeling assaulted”
*assaulted rifle*
It's mutual.
Took me a second
Bob Ross: Now that's a little too many happy clouds son.
Ok that’s a good one
"Hopefully you'll remember in 9 months!" Man, we're still living through it 2 years later.
Loved the liqour store visit! Right before the switch I said out loud "You need vozka! Run to babushkas nightstand!"
14:53 little did he know... this thing lives in the woods
its what sneaks out and steals your socks.
One at a time.
Shut shut shut shut shut
I feel like this is a monster that was edited out of the old evil dead movies at the last minute because it was too much for the director.
“Piece of Austrian Tupperware”... James Reeves has entered the chat.....
They banned me from their discord, so I'll just have to side with Brandon here even though I think glocks are good handguns, just too generic for my taste.
Okay... I almost choked on my vodka when you said "Austrian Tupperware" -- Priceless!!
Red dawn is my favorite movie from my childhood! I was 9 when the movie came out....i played "red dawn" in the woods with my friends....good times! Good memories!
I laughed hard enough that I was crying at that last image. It's terrible 😂
I didn't get it at first... and then I did... oh god.
I like how he just stopped completely mid sentence after seeing the last image
My first thought was what the fuck is that
M60 inside a sex toy
I'm not sleeping tonight
My Friend: “Dude I had the scariest nightmare last night I was being chased by a killer!”
My nightmares: A4-K7
Shit doesn't even have a trigger
It’s a blow gun that shoots 26.7 :edit I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE
The new name for cursed gun images should be" get brandon drunk again "😂
6:28 Oh, trust me. You have NO idea how funny this is right now.
14:12
I fear no man, but that thing... it scares me.
when the quiet kid with the BDSM fetish brings a duffel bag.
69th like
I can speak for all of us when I say we want gun builder reacts to Red Dawn. Almost as good a movie as The Karate Kid
Saying the karate kid makes me believe in that
@Loli4lyf no the new one is a piece of garbage
“If your watching this from like 9 months later then hopefully know why that was funny”
It’s 9 months later, COVID is still here
14:17 best part of the video😀very funny and wholesome at the same time👍
3:30 you are absolutely correct, actually. This is a Russian naval flare gun.
This is like a documentary of a man's descent into self-harm...
Good thing Matt did an multiple videos now on twisted gun barrels.
I love all the prep in the early episodes and the acceptance in the latter
You reacting to Red Dawn?
Me, a Michigander and film buff: *WOLVERINES!!!!*
WOLVERINES!!!
ps another michigander over here
Hell yeah brother
Buckeyes
yes brother another michigander
Alexandros Tsitlakidis what part of Michigan
14:15 Welp I'm calling the SCP Foundation
It will be considered safe class object, I seen One with a heart
SCP-#### - The gun that goes "pull my trigger, daddy~"
@@MuffetFromTheHitGameUndertale
Stop it
STOP
@@FalcoMoment You cannot stop what does not exist in the real world, dearie~
@@FalcoMoment Here *gives cyanide* pour it on your eyes if you want to unsee this.
Dude I feel you man I also love my self some guns but these are super cursed
It’s been 9 months. We still remember this. We still live with the coof
Why do I get so much entertainment from poor Brandon looking at these atrocities
Knight SGT. Artyom NIEN! Help it yourself schwienhund!
Gun builder reacts: Red Dawn edition is a must have, AK Father
😂😂😂 he prefers it if you call him daddy
I second this motion.
@@neowolf09 wat
The song that was in the intro when Brandon was bying vodka was more then a feeling by boston, grate band.
In addition to wanting to shoot the galil:
In WWII the germans had a "Krummlauf", translating to "bend barrel", to defend the sides of the Tanks "Ferdinand" a.k.a. "Elefant". The "Krummlauf" was mounted to a pivot fitting at e.g. the tanks side, and was connected to the Stg44 by plugging the muzzle into the end of the Krummlauf.
Due to friction inside the barrel, the projectile exploded on exit of the Krummlauf, effectively creating an automatic shotgun at 500 shot/min.
Sees the thumbnail rifle immediately thinks:
*Batman Voice*
"WHERE'S THE TRIGGGERRR!"
mind controlled 🤔
*why's
Just starts firing when you hold the stock again your shoulder only weak Americans let off to aim
Mr371312 what? Americans can handle any gun😭🤣
@@delliriant so do russians
Doctor: "Don't worry, the cult of Slaanesh in 40k is just some lonely neckbeard fantasy"
Slaaneshi cult member: 14:19
*dun dun dun dun*
Me: "Yes Inquisitor. This video right here."
Someone thought that that should exist
The D60
I feel the emperor's wrath filling me with the need to purge
I swear that is a dildo as the barrel
underated comment
i started out watching this channel with no knowledge of guns but now i can see a gun and know what it is automatically
Watching this 9 months after it was uploaded. Yes Brandon, it still makes sense XD
Oh god that last one makes me want to snort bleach to cleanse my soul.
These always bring a smile to my face.
You psychopath also same
Thanos approves
Sadistic
Im rewatching this again 2 years later and i still remember why its mg joke was funny
14:27 you know its bad when brandon puts his phone down and contemplates life
6:00 payday weapon customization in a shellnut
Donacdum
NEED A MEDIC BAAAAG
trying to put 100 on accu/stab
_ Where will the barrel fly into to compensate for recoil?
_ Into the shoulder of course!
@@minhducnguyen674 therussianbadger reference... Nice
14:18 activated my fight or flight response
10 months after airing: Prices are still high, ammo is still hard to find and very slowly getting better, and we didn’t end up the way we thought we would
7:08 there is an ant climbing towards the golden ak in the back round lol
14:13 let's just get this over with.
14:15 shocked silence of the monstrosity that will haunt his nightmares.
"Russian standard bottle, jack Daniel's glass.
I don't give a damn"
Pepsi bottle, coca cola glass
I dont give a damn
Dat ice and vodka is hurting my soul 20 times more than any hacksaw AK bullpup.
I thought the exact same thing😂😂😂
@@smygskytt1712 I thought it some kind of prank, but no. He is drinking vodka with ice. Idk, for me its the same as drinking raw tequila with a straw.
@@rawhidelamp Some people worry about forming blackholes at the LHC.
BUT THIS ACROSS THE LINE!!
I just remembered i repressed that last one from my head and i am bored so i am watching old videos as seeing Brandon suffer is funny and uh sometimes i can't help but wonder how cursed i could make a gun look and be functional at the same time without breaking NFA
14 months or so. We still tell stories of the horrors of the Toilet Paper Wars
Her: *I bet he's thinking about other girls*
Me: *Gluger*
Me: *Wondering why my great hammer was wet and near all her nail products*
Makaglock is the new meta
Gloo-ger
Matheus Leocadio It’s a Glockarov
I was gonna hashtag a glider image but I went and saw everyone already did
"IM GONNA BUILD ONE" let's see if his word holds up on that
5 years later.......
Hes building the ak50 isn't he
@@zer02wo85 I don't know, isn't he?
11 months later and the toilet paper joke is still funny
Dont know if I love or hate these gun images, either way I'm watching this
Him doing the a4k7
Me the entire time: WHERE IS THE TRIGGER
A variant of where the bolt go tho
Yes
It took me a while to see it to, but it is just gray steel and it blends into the background.
Btw that gun is completely functional the trigger is just moved forward you idiot the bolt is still in the same spot as a regular ak just with a small stock and a pistol grip and trigger as the forward hand guard pls don't talk if you don't know what you are talking about
"Where the trigger go tho"
Last time I was this early Brandon still had a rash from touching an AR
The look on your face when you saw the last, “gun”… PRICELESS!!!
14:14 - Probably the best example of a "cursed gun" to ever be shown.
6:18 It takes 400,000 dollars to fire this gun for 12 seconds edit thanks
[Laughs]
Its slower than an mg42 bc its a mg3 serch it up
@@kaptain1477 nope
joiner Landen you are dumb man
oh my god who touched Sasha?
alright...
WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?
14:17 imagine going to war and being killed by that
Straight to hell
Imagine going to a war using that.
Meeting your end by that monstrosity would dwarf anything hell can conjure
I love vids when you’re looking at nice guns drinking some light beverage
The flesh gun still had me crying from laughter again a year later
14:17 yes now that is the cursed I was looking for
WELP Sid is apparently a gunsmith now...
The barrel is a dick lmao
Wait my phone lagged so much I sent it twice wtf
@@TheProAtPUBG i think UA-cam just bugs sometimes
"This bipod antimateriel penis can feed a family of eight with 650 shots per fluff, however it usually births in litters of thirty-aught offspring, which consequently cannibalize each other and any nearby people who have seen The Human Centipede and at any point found themselves not wanting to vomit."
14:18 Look at this and try to tell me there is a god.
There is, this is just proof he hates us.
that gun gave me a boner
This "gun" is clearly satan's hellspawn, so i guess it's only logical.
time to call the SCP foundation on that one
i am eagerly awaiting my amnestics.
Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?
After this image... Yes. Yes, he does.
My favorite gun is GlockRov pm!
(a mix of glock and makrov pm)
Given the white gloves, I'm guessing the guy in the suit holding the clearly antique revolving flare launcher is a museum currator.
"Sid from Toy Story grew up..." That's EXACTLY what I thought the second I saw it.
??
@@shinn631 14:14
What pisses me off about this one the most is that someone really did that to a perfectly good M60. I don't care if its an Airsoft or not, there is no justification to do that to an M60
@@CobaltZ_hans the worst part is that the barrel is a penis
14:15 FFS I was drinking tea when this came out. Now I have to clean the monitor and keyboard! Thanks Brandon!
@Memester Boi Oof
I think i got it worse i almost choked on my f*cking coffee
How have you NOT seen that before though? It's literally the internets oldest and FIRST gun image! LoL
@@Mygg_Jeager I got the same image saved from like 8 years ago or older
I didn't know they had smaller bottles. Love that vodka but always on the hunt for hammer and sickle