Dave Landau - Wolf Master - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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  • @standup
    @standup 5 років тому +270

    Looking for more This Is Not Happening? Check out comedians’ wildest drug stories here: ua-cam.com/play/PLD7nPL1U-R5pl-EsIsmgZTuS0t3Tm6EV8.html

    • @justinanosike5447
      @justinanosike5447 5 років тому +5

      bring back Ari Shaffir!

    • @Itsbuckjames
      @Itsbuckjames 3 роки тому +2

      This guy and his boy Steven crowder spread false information online

    • @IgnorancEnArrogance
      @IgnorancEnArrogance 3 роки тому +13

      @@Itsbuckjames Like what? Please provide specific examples so I can do the research myself and be more educated! Crowder is always open about making mistakes and corrects any mistakes during his reporting. So please tell me specific examples of misinformation that hasn't been corrected. Please educate me, I'll be around for the next 50 or 60 years if I'm lucky.

    • @MacNCheezeWhiz
      @MacNCheezeWhiz 3 роки тому +4

      @@Itsbuckjames I also have time, I have seen Steven Crowder tell the world plenty when he is wrong. Also it seems to be forgotten he isn’t a journalist he is a comedian. Do you see any late night shows do the same? And I got 30 to 40 years to hear back also

    • @Itsbuckjames
      @Itsbuckjames 3 роки тому +1

      @@IgnorancEnArrogance I’m not doing a book report for you if you can’t discern propaganda, right or left, for yourself. How’d that whole stop the steal work out lol

  • @topgun2010
    @topgun2010 3 роки тому +1580

    I love how this is a 3 year old clip and all the top comments are about Dave joining Crowder lol

    • @dylanzrim3635
      @dylanzrim3635 3 роки тому +31

      Proof that there’s more support for conservatism than the media admits

    • @Aoekin
      @Aoekin 3 роки тому +4

      yep lol

    • @howrylo
      @howrylo 3 роки тому +4

      Right

    • @anonymousfella5473
      @anonymousfella5473 2 роки тому

      Algorithms.

    • @samael4550
      @samael4550 2 роки тому +1

      @@anonymousfella5473 that’s true, but i’m sure a lot of people found this by searching “dave landau standup” after watching LWC, ik that’s how i first watched. but now i’m back because it was in my recommended so 😂

  • @KeenKong52
    @KeenKong52 3 роки тому +7382

    Dave is the best addition to Louder With Crowder since The Hodge Twins

    • @mandocalrissian6454
      @mandocalrissian6454 3 роки тому +246

      And now he's a permanent member of the crowder family! LET'S GOOOOOOOOO!!!💪🤠🇺🇲

    • @KeenKong52
      @KeenKong52 3 роки тому +75

      @@mandocalrissian6454 I was happy to hear that yesterday, Nobody funnier on youtube at this point

    • @e.jsnumismatics7741
      @e.jsnumismatics7741 3 роки тому +76

      Ahoy

    • @Warrior_Stoicist
      @Warrior_Stoicist 3 роки тому +41

      I hope he stays permanent

    • @mandocalrissian6454
      @mandocalrissian6454 3 роки тому +12

      @@KeenKong52 agreed

  • @james_tiberius_kirk73
    @james_tiberius_kirk73 3 роки тому +6977

    So glad he's landed on Louder with Crowder as a regular.

  • @oceanbreathessalty9486
    @oceanbreathessalty9486 3 роки тому +2394

    he is hysterical on Louder with Crowder!

    • @off-meta-michael
      @off-meta-michael 3 роки тому +47

      I've laughed way more on crowder since he's been on. Even crowder himself is funnier, I like what Dave brings out of him. And it's hilarious when Dave makes crowder just have to push his mic away cuz he's laughing too hard haha

    • @milessharette3770
      @milessharette3770 3 роки тому +11

      Yes I think he is a lot more funny as an addition to their show. This routine wasn’t that great tbh

    • @RSpracticalshooting
      @RSpracticalshooting 3 роки тому +9

      I want a super cut of all Dave's random comments.

    • @brve_he4rt29
      @brve_he4rt29 3 роки тому

      Thats why im here lol

    • @milessharette3770
      @milessharette3770 3 роки тому

      @Clams McGee haha! You’re so right!

  • @PaintedHorse9
    @PaintedHorse9 3 роки тому +1177

    He has been on Louder with Crowder for awhile now and he is funny af!!

    • @Cts_99
      @Cts_99 3 роки тому +13

      The Andrew cuomo pick up line skit was the best

    • @comfyinhoodies9884
      @comfyinhoodies9884 3 роки тому +3

      @@Cts_99 oh yeah that was hilarious xD

    • @timothy2935
      @timothy2935 2 роки тому +1

      @@Cts_99 look at Cuomo bros now hahah those self righteous lefties always groping women 🤣 they can't control themselves

  • @tmerson7662
    @tmerson7662 6 років тому +2046

    Starts off with,”And this story is about my 6th arrest. When I was 17 years old....”
    Me:😳😳

    • @myphonesmail4me
      @myphonesmail4me 6 років тому +8

      Mis-interpreted that a little bit ha. Shit was funny

    • @andywillis9701
      @andywillis9701 6 років тому +18

      first time i got drunk i was 13.
      at a funeral.
      wtf is wrong with my life xD

    • @tokahontas9990
      @tokahontas9990 6 років тому +11

      Andy Willis Andy that’s fucking weird. What trash ass family let’s kids get drunk at a funeral, what family drinks like that at a funeral at all. Jesus.

    • @drofnoise555
      @drofnoise555 6 років тому +25

      Tokahontas way to pass judgement ya piece of shit

    • @vn9014
      @vn9014 6 років тому

      Elias Farquhar sooooo you're cool??

  • @WolfenYeager
    @WolfenYeager 3 роки тому +3816

    Came to him cause Steven Crowder

  • @Ari.Ukitake
    @Ari.Ukitake 3 роки тому +652

    Wow he’s actually funny in stand up too! Crowder brought me here :)

  • @shaelisenberg8533
    @shaelisenberg8533 3 роки тому +3410

    Lol who else is here because of Lowder With Crowder?

  • @ogamibirdflu5152
    @ogamibirdflu5152 3 роки тому +3076

    This guy is exposing voter fraud and being hilarious at the same time right now, this is exactly what America needs :)

    • @highpriestofgavinalmightyh1304
      @highpriestofgavinalmightyh1304 3 роки тому +17

      This is his most under-appreciated work!

    • @THX-eo9bh
      @THX-eo9bh 3 роки тому +53

      By exposing voter fraud you mean lying and whining because your side lost

    • @highpriestofgavinalmightyh1304
      @highpriestofgavinalmightyh1304 3 роки тому +43

      @@THX-eo9bh What did he lie about? Be very specific, please.

    • @THX-eo9bh
      @THX-eo9bh 3 роки тому +42

      Don't want to get into long diatribe. And admittedly I'm more familiar with Crowders positions, But the entire idea "Biden won because voter fraud" is a Republican lie to explain the loss. What has he exposed? Republican judge after Republican judge have thrown out all voter fraud lawsuits for having no merit cause no real evidence exists to support the claim. Expressing an opinion and claiming a coverup why there is no evidence proves nothing. Dave Landau planned 9/11 and the fact the right hasn't mentioned it is proof of a coverup. I guess I just "exposed" him

    • @highpriestofgavinalmightyh1304
      @highpriestofgavinalmightyh1304 3 роки тому +42

      @@THX-eo9bh because all you have is the regurgitation of media monopoly talking points you refuse to followup on. You have already demonstrated that you don’t know the difference between dismissal on standing and dismissal on merit. That’s telling. Your inability to describe qualitative and quantitative differences in dismissals, and your reluctance to actually discuss detail don’t give credence to your position. You are also avoiding discussing the cases that are managing to make their way through the courts. Why?
      In other words, you have no idea what Crowder‘s team did in regard to matching addresses with votes. Nearly all if not all of the addresses that they investigated were not actually occupied by the names given. Many of them were parking lots or industrial park areas.
      You made a baseless remark, and I’m asking you to actually support it. You can’t.
      Then we have evidence that Crowder‘s team have covered, but they were not responsible for exposing initially such as the peculiar ballot counting practices by officials in Michigan, Arizona, and Georgia.
      Footage of State Farm Arena in Atlanta shows that after poll monitors and media were told counting was done, four workers stayed behind to count ballots, at times pulling out “suitcases” containing ballots from underneath desks.
      Watch full video: ua-cam.com/video/keANzinHWUA/v-deo.html"
      -Another witness reported 506 felons voted illegally and 66,248 underage residents were registered to vote. There were 2,423 voters who were not registered to vote, 1,043 who voted from a post office box address and 10,215 were deceased by the time of the election.-
      www.wnd.com/2020/12/video-4-boxes-ballots-counted-poll-watchers-leave/
      Here are some more suspect instances-by no means all of them:
      ua-cam.com/video/0RgC6vohuIs/v-deo.html
      ua-cam.com/video/IP5i9ykXRR8/v-deo.html
      ua-cam.com/video/UgAle29mDO0/v-deo.html
      ua-cam.com/video/b_-zlprOqwA/v-deo.html
      ua-cam.com/video/S8JK8ju7gUs/v-deo.html
      ua-cam.com/video/vsaM2sPhl7U/v-deo.html
      ua-cam.com/video/ve5QrNW3gcE/v-deo.html
      ua-cam.com/video/n4_evzp-aFg/v-deo.html
      You should welcome a thorough investigation, and not simply the dismissal of partisan judges who refuse to look at the facts of the case is being presented.
      When we actually bother to scrutinize the numbers, the reported results of this election are mighty suspicious.

  • @SeSeReRfRf
    @SeSeReRfRf 3 роки тому +297

    The only letdown of this special is we didnt get to hear his iconic "Ahoy"

  • @melvinclanton221
    @melvinclanton221 6 років тому +339

    I just dropped down on the the floor and my friend asked if I was ok
    I responded:
    “ who me, nah I’m a werewolf “

  • @yukonman3546
    @yukonman3546 3 роки тому +486

    Gotta watch this guy on Louder With Crowder, comedy Gold!

  • @sterlingbartoe5297
    @sterlingbartoe5297 3 роки тому +402

    Absolutely hilarious! So glad you have joined Crowders Crew. ❤️

  • @observingrogue7652
    @observingrogue7652 5 років тому +85

    I lost it at the lamp.
    I was laughing too hard to hear anything after that, I had to rewind.
    X,D

  • @dooderhooder4656
    @dooderhooder4656 6 років тому +1475

    Damn this is an especially good one. Never even heard of this guy and he killed it

    • @dirty1080
      @dirty1080 5 років тому +36

      Dude i could not agree with you more...i almost skipped it but man im glad i didn't. What a fucking awesome job at an awesome story..also love when they tie shit together late!

    • @gremlinaftermidnight4493
      @gremlinaftermidnight4493 5 років тому +19

      Yeah, the penis-master is a great find in comedy. He been crushing it as co-host of compoundmedia's AnthonyCumiaShow after he replaced Artie Lang last Spring.

    • @propensitytoward6760
      @propensitytoward6760 5 років тому +9

      Saw this guy at the Looney Bin in Little Rock a year or so ago, the dude is AMAZING.

    • @1badombre82
      @1badombre82 5 років тому +4

      Seriously! What a story!!!

    • @jimpickens4
      @jimpickens4 5 років тому +4

      @@propensitytoward6760 A Looney Bin? Again!?

  • @stevepierce3408
    @stevepierce3408 6 років тому +187

    This guy can't be stopped. Dave Landau is one of the best you'll ever get to see.

    • @JAMESk3gs
      @JAMESk3gs 6 років тому +3

      😂😂😂😂 Yes hes good but nah....

    • @sentientdogma1206
      @sentientdogma1206 3 роки тому

      Lmfao chill. He’s a hack loser.

    • @waltersobchak7275
      @waltersobchak7275 3 роки тому +4

      @@sentientdogma1206 shut up liberal coward

    • @jmemphisTX
      @jmemphisTX 2 роки тому

      @@sentientdogma1206 as opposed to you ?

  • @jimmydriskell8112
    @jimmydriskell8112 3 роки тому +715

    Crowder is a great fit for Landau! He's pretty fuckin funny.

    • @jadedsamuria
      @jadedsamuria 3 роки тому +1

      Fits right in, apparently.

    • @partyoverhaul
      @partyoverhaul 3 роки тому +3

      Two mediocre white dudes pretending like they’re amazing, yeah makes sense

    • @jimmydriskell8112
      @jimmydriskell8112 3 роки тому +13

      @@partyoverhaul mediocre?...I know of their success, and you're trying to troll comments on UA-cam. Could care less what your color is, but you're the epitome of mediocre.

    • @TheActionCobblestone
      @TheActionCobblestone 2 роки тому

      Racists usually like hanging out with other racists, so I guess you’re right.

    • @jimmydriskell8112
      @jimmydriskell8112 2 роки тому +7

      @@TheActionCobblestone aaaahhhhhhhhhh!!! The word of the day is! Racist...aaaahhhhhhhhhh!!! Aren't you supposed to be occupying something?

  • @frankconrad8561
    @frankconrad8561 3 роки тому +111

    Crowder made a phenomenal choice to add Dave to the show! So much so that he even HOSTS LWC sometimes! He is hilarious!

  • @whalepsychologist
    @whalepsychologist 3 роки тому +126

    I don't support Comedy Central other than for Dave and South Park..Crowder brought me here! Love to Dave!

  • @kassassin_brahgawk
    @kassassin_brahgawk 6 років тому +765

    I met a werewolf (1/3 werewolf actually, 1/3 human, and 1/3 demon) in my economics class once. Whenever class would get out early he would force me to read his terrible anime fanfic and walk me to my car every day and try to get in the back seat. He said he could control the weather. Fun times.

    • @stokedmtb333
      @stokedmtb333 5 років тому +7

      Kassie Prawdzik 😂😂😂👏👏👏

    • @Arc665
      @Arc665 5 років тому +39

      I know someone who thinks he is a demi god and a bunch of other weeb things

    • @awhitepigeon783
      @awhitepigeon783 5 років тому +2

      yessssss
      @@Arc665

    • @andrewhenry3760
      @andrewhenry3760 5 років тому +8

      You should probably go ahead and report that teacher...

    • @Tinkler9000
      @Tinkler9000 5 років тому +3

      Kassie Prawdzik what a legend

  • @skyblueeyes9968
    @skyblueeyes9968 5 років тому +76

    This is my very favorite story I’ve ever heard on “this is not happening “.not only is this guy absolutely hilarious, he’s got this comic timing that just flows naturally. This guy is gonna be big.

    • @TrevorParsnips
      @TrevorParsnips 3 роки тому +2

      Nope! He won't be big, he's unpleasant, and poor at stand-up comedy. You are all wrong! Haha 🙂

    • @TrevorParsnips
      @TrevorParsnips 3 роки тому

      @Down with the chinese communist party so what? He's a hack!

  • @edgarflores5569
    @edgarflores5569 4 роки тому +25

    His delivery is just fantastic! I laughed so much!

  • @ccmusic2249
    @ccmusic2249 3 роки тому +8

    Landau is a legend. One of the best stories on this channel. This one made me actually laugh out loud.

  • @sannyshootsshit3700
    @sannyshootsshit3700 4 роки тому +534

    "He's not a werewolf, he's a delusional schizophrenic with rage issues"
    Well, that's just as bad.

  • @gingerjesus2k321
    @gingerjesus2k321 6 років тому +28

    Great call back, great stories, great comic. Dave Landau needs his own show!

  • @melvinclanton221
    @melvinclanton221 6 років тому +175

    It was like camp
    Roommates
    Counselors
    Crappy beds
    Scary werewolf stories

  • @ZachMartina
    @ZachMartina 6 років тому +124

    Whenever you hear Dave Landau tell a story, your first thought is "why doesn't this guy have a big budget Hollywood biopic". One of the best storytellers and comedians out there today. Keep your eyes and ears on this guy!!

  • @josephking4732
    @josephking4732 3 роки тому +19

    It's about time UA-cam recommended this to me. I've been a fan of Dave since he joined LWC!

  • @aydenlui
    @aydenlui 3 роки тому +186

    Here because he's now on Louder With Crowder....honestly the best addition since Half Asian Bill

    • @timetraveler1973
      @timetraveler1973 3 роки тому +7

      *half asian bill richmond intro music starts playing* w-we're about to get lawyered aren't we?

    • @eljehova3942
      @eljehova3942 3 роки тому

      You must be the only one!

    • @BigBenzilla
      @BigBenzilla 3 роки тому +4

      Bill is low-key the funniest guy on the show. His dry wit catches me off guard way too much.

    • @eljehova3942
      @eljehova3942 3 роки тому +2

      @@BigBenzilla bill Richmond the Asian?

    • @TrumpTheDon-b9i
      @TrumpTheDon-b9i 3 роки тому +3

      @@eljehova3942 half-asian *

  • @mike_bobbitt
    @mike_bobbitt 6 років тому +114

    I'm so proud of Dave. I've known him from the start and he's really torn down the wall of who he is on stage versus who he is offstage. Not only is he insanely funny and fearless on stage, but more importantly, he's the real deal. Great job, buddy!

    • @TrevorParsnips
      @TrevorParsnips 3 роки тому +2

      Nope! He is in fact poor at comedy! You're wrong sir! 🙂

    • @fentanyljew9511
      @fentanyljew9511 3 роки тому +1

      @@TrevorParsnips u mad bro

    • @TrevorParsnips
      @TrevorParsnips 3 роки тому

      @@fentanyljew9511 mad? Not at all, I'm happy because I just had a lovely walk on the beach with my garbageman Mr Trevor Parsnips 🙂 And this Dave fellow is a hack comedian 🙂

    • @chrisgabriel9871
      @chrisgabriel9871 3 роки тому

      @@fentanyljew9511 I think that q dude is a werewolf! Don't egg him on.

    • @Fishy_FR
      @Fishy_FR 2 роки тому

      @@TrevorParsnips What're you smoking?

  • @tome.thompson9419
    @tome.thompson9419 6 років тому +91

    Dave Landau is the best comedian out there. He's also a super genuinely nice person. Go see him live!

  • @redheadsupermodel
    @redheadsupermodel 6 років тому +346

    Dave Landau is a comedy genius. I am an instant fan. Haven't laughed this hard since seeing Eddie Murphy's raw.

    • @lindseyr82
      @lindseyr82 5 років тому +3

      What, not even Chappelle??? 😮😮😮😜

    • @BipoIarbear
      @BipoIarbear 4 роки тому

      I gotta eye cream!!!

    • @kierj9858
      @kierj9858 2 роки тому

      Idk how you figure.

  • @SWFBeachLife
    @SWFBeachLife 3 роки тому +14

    I can confidently say I'm responsible for at least 20 of the views of this video. It's freaking hilarious and watch it almost every time it pops up. Go Dave!

  • @jakebrakeat2am489
    @jakebrakeat2am489 3 роки тому +62

    As someone who did a 3 months tenure at the local mental hospital, This is so accurate, From the bootyjuice to the glued lamp (mine was bolted) and we all had crazy roomates.

  • @calebdziepak2950
    @calebdziepak2950 6 років тому +63

    I heard Dave tell this story at a show once, and I am so glad it is on UA-cam now. From one Michigander to another, I salute you Mr. Landau.

    • @FnRenner
      @FnRenner 6 років тому

      It's 12:23 and Michigan still sucks! Go Buckeyes!

    • @FnRenner
      @FnRenner 6 років тому

      Just ribbing you bro

    • @JarthenGreenmeadow
      @JarthenGreenmeadow 6 років тому +1

      Michigan would be a lot better if it was one land mass at least yall got a long dick lake. Thats gotta be a ego booster.

    • @DaveThomson
      @DaveThomson 5 років тому

      GoBlue

  • @a.t.hustle1583
    @a.t.hustle1583 5 років тому +160

    Dead at "good night Reese" after he's already howled

  • @OnTourRecords
    @OnTourRecords 6 років тому +26

    Any comedian who can take deeply personal stories and make them this funny is a great comedian. Love it!

  • @bdawgrise6961
    @bdawgrise6961 3 роки тому +145

    I like how all of us just got sent here by Steven 😂

    • @wmeador611
      @wmeador611 3 роки тому

      Because steven runs youtube now. UA-cam just doesnt know it yet

  • @MaumenPurrwhitiker
    @MaumenPurrwhitiker 4 роки тому +72

    "They take your shoelaces on account of the hangins" lol

    • @santasquatch
      @santasquatch 3 роки тому +3

      And no knives because they get shanky

  • @RainsDrummer
    @RainsDrummer 6 років тому +13

    Years ago I heard Mr Landau on a podcast and was immediately hooked. The first time I saw his live standup I realized how truly talented this human is and now I travel to see him perform multiple times a year. Keep up the great work Penis Master.

  • @spinakker14
    @spinakker14 6 років тому +25

    This was hilarious! The dialogues are so perfect, not even a writer could have written them

  • @chipchipperson101
    @chipchipperson101 5 років тому +9

    dude is brilliant. love analyzing call backs and how he ties everything in. quality stuff dave.

  • @karendinkel9040
    @karendinkel9040 3 роки тому +44

    He’s much more expressive than I thought he’d be, he has really deadpan comedy on crowder

  • @ManetInAEternum
    @ManetInAEternum Рік тому +3

    Man I come back and watch this regularly

  • @daviddyer1039
    @daviddyer1039 6 років тому +17

    Dave Landau is one of the hardest working and best comedians I know. Love this story and love to see him getting attention he deserves!

  • @melissahager9190
    @melissahager9190 6 років тому +147

    The penis master is the best!!! But all props to Nick for adding sprite to the bong 😂😂😂 Fantastic story Dave!

    • @SVNT0
      @SVNT0 4 роки тому +6

      the janitor going : ' I'll be ur penismaster' absolutely creased me xD

    • @eDDyL666
      @eDDyL666 4 роки тому

      i am in tears from that story

  • @boiblu01
    @boiblu01 6 років тому +558

    AND THAT'S HOW THEY MAKE CRAZY PEOPLE LOL

    • @dougmcguire3159
      @dougmcguire3159 5 років тому +2

      A lot of truth is spoken in jest.

    • @calebcologna8681
      @calebcologna8681 4 роки тому +13

      He’s really not kidding, mental institutions are almost exclusively horribly unhealthy.

    • @josephthebroseph7421
      @josephthebroseph7421 2 роки тому

      @@calebcologna8681 they are a lot better now but its still not the best place

  • @handyrandy1973
    @handyrandy1973 2 роки тому +2

    Louder with crowder with Dave!
    Go Dave!

  • @EldgeAble
    @EldgeAble 3 роки тому +26

    “Besides become a legend” 😂😂😂

  • @Vanilla_Skynet
    @Vanilla_Skynet 6 років тому +13

    Brilliant. I've seen Dave live a bunch and he always kills it. This was no exception.

  • @lewisclark5694
    @lewisclark5694 3 роки тому +71

    This guy Dave landau is on Lowder with Crowder. He’s hilarious.

  • @kevinclause4p55p5
    @kevinclause4p55p5 3 роки тому +48

    The algorythm brought me here correctly because he is also funny on louder with landau

  • @krazyeyedone47
    @krazyeyedone47 3 роки тому +6

    The "thorazine shuffle". Seen it work many times. No joke...instantaneous limpness

    • @humanmale4610
      @humanmale4610 3 роки тому

      Are you saying you're a werewolf? ;)

  • @evanpatten4101
    @evanpatten4101 3 роки тому +13

    Having had worked at a mental hospital, this story is totally relatable.

  • @SnackThatSmilesBacktm
    @SnackThatSmilesBacktm 6 років тому +14

    "And thats how they make crazy people. " He has a good point. Places like that can either REALLY REALLY help you, or completely fuck you up.

  • @xavierwashington5408
    @xavierwashington5408 6 років тому +60

    Its always a good story when u can go full circle

  • @frankierzucekjr
    @frankierzucekjr 2 роки тому +8

    This is why Dave's the BEST. Hilarious

  • @jayjohns1391
    @jayjohns1391 4 роки тому +7

    This is by far my favorite episode yet!

  • @napukapu
    @napukapu 5 років тому +6

    Landau really got a nice knack for story telling. Held my attention all the way through, great stories.

  • @thebreakdownpodcast
    @thebreakdownpodcast 6 років тому +14

    Been a fan of Landau’s for a long time and this is one of my favorite bits.

  • @TheRbruin10
    @TheRbruin10 3 роки тому +3

    Awesome addition to Louder with Crowder. Crowder and Landau crack me up every morning lol

  • @SketchyJesus
    @SketchyJesus 3 роки тому +5

    One of the best comics out there today. Hilarious off the cuff one liners and very comedically interesting takes on things.

  • @99diesel1994
    @99diesel1994 3 роки тому +131

    Him and Steven are extremely funny together, they just keep feeding off of each other. Figuratively and maybe literally, but hey, I ain’t judging.

    • @gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298
      @gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298 2 роки тому +5

      Dave is a helluva lot funnier than Crowder, but he needs to take Gerald's seat, and have somebody like Crawdaddy take 3rd chair. The entire show would be so much better without Gerald's insufferable one liners and laughing at his own jokes that nobody finds funny.

    • @antilikka
      @antilikka 2 роки тому +2

      @@gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298 nooo I love Gerald!

  • @meredith_8111
    @meredith_8111 5 років тому +146

    I physically shuddered when he said “poured in a fifth of Absolut vodka.” I’ve been sober for over a year and I could still taste it.

    • @thepjup4507
      @thepjup4507 4 роки тому +7

      congrats on your sobriety

    • @BipoIarbear
      @BipoIarbear 4 роки тому +1

      I dunno wat a 5th is but I did a bottle, litre or .75 i can't remember an I was fucked for 3 days, in the army too i couldn't get over It, I was on guard just getting imagey smells of the vodka an just throwing up, I rarely drink now, good job on been sober, but if your honest isnt it super boring? I was into other "stuff" too so was bad but all I can think is that at least it wasn't boring😩 sad right😔

    • @trashman6354
      @trashman6354 4 роки тому

      yeah i was working and was hungover and he said that i felt sick

    • @bradlymadams2052
      @bradlymadams2052 4 роки тому +6

      congrats! im on my 12th day right now!

    • @meredith_8111
      @meredith_8111 4 роки тому

      Bradly M Adams congratulations!!!!! Keep it up!

  • @mikegeeter9219
    @mikegeeter9219 6 років тому +21

    Dave is one of my favorite comics all-time and this is so dope! Congrats to one of the best and coolest comics in the game.

    • @cjbaker7333
      @cjbaker7333 6 років тому +1

      I totally agree. Dave Landau is one if the best out there! Always delivers! Never disappoints!

  • @Jim_Fries
    @Jim_Fries 5 років тому +14

    Damnit, that was really well done. Excellent ending too, I didn’t see it connecting! Way to bring the stories around.

  • @bradenlarsen2074
    @bradenlarsen2074 6 років тому +19

    Very few comics have made me laugh as hard as Dave! love him! He's a must see live!

  • @Banditt_Red
    @Banditt_Red 3 роки тому +11

    I just saw Dave and Crowder talking about this bit a week ago and now it’s recommended

  • @reddbutton2711
    @reddbutton2711 3 роки тому +13

    Louder with Crowder got even better with Dave. Makes me laugh so loud at work.

  • @jefo-n6t
    @jefo-n6t 6 років тому +14

    So good! This has to be the funniest one I've seen and I've seen them all. What a boss. Def needs his own show.

  • @rickcoleman133
    @rickcoleman133 3 роки тому +136

    My favorite part of LwC. I hope he stays on.

    • @theatfshotmydog8224
      @theatfshotmydog8224 3 роки тому +6

      They announced today that he’ll be on permanently, he’s freakin hilarious.

    • @chongli3007
      @chongli3007 3 роки тому +3

      Yes. Amazing addition!

  • @daisytheunicornTV
    @daisytheunicornTV 6 років тому +7

    Dave Landau is awesome. I look forward to more Comedy Central specials. He is one of a kind. Extremely funny. My fav.

  • @jeaninelarkin5782
    @jeaninelarkin5782 2 роки тому +13

    Dave is hysterical absolutely love him

  • @Kallnar
    @Kallnar 3 роки тому +16

    first time I've ever heard Landau's comedy. I laughed till I was crying.

  • @witchyhobbit
    @witchyhobbit 6 років тому +34

    Straight up knew it was a real story the moment he said "booty juice" bc that's what literally everyone calls it at the mental hospitals. I STILL don't know what the fuck that stuff is.

  • @playinggames7856
    @playinggames7856 3 роки тому +4

    Oh my gosh, that was fantastic. Louder with Crowder prompted search for Dave Landau.

  • @BrentTerhune
    @BrentTerhune 6 років тому +10

    I've seen Dave live a few times. He's great every single time! A great joke writer, especially this story

  • @QuickSylverFoxYT
    @QuickSylverFoxYT 3 роки тому +2

    After binge watching the episodes of Louder With Crowder that I’ve missed, UA-cam has finally given me a recommendation worth watching.

  • @harrisonskelton6934
    @harrisonskelton6934 3 роки тому +7

    I just saw Dave Lando last week. He was great, I couldn't stop laughing.

  • @seal869
    @seal869 5 років тому +5

    This is probably my favorite of any of these, and it's a damn good series.

  • @instigatorband5870
    @instigatorband5870 5 років тому +51

    My favorite "this is not happening" yet. The bootyjuice comment showed that he actually went... Cuz patients are the only ones who call it that

  • @superiorgaming1845
    @superiorgaming1845 5 років тому +31

    “Who? Me? Nah, I’m a werewolf”
    XD

  • @2FastG
    @2FastG 3 роки тому +12

    Beautifully crafted story. Dave is a legend. Not cause he’s really funny you know cause he bonged a fifth.

  • @deborahstollman6238
    @deborahstollman6238 Рік тому +3

    We love you Dave! You are extremely funny!! Great comedian. Maybe we’ll get to see one of your shows. 😻

  • @itsGuy
    @itsGuy 3 роки тому +26

    Thank god he is part of louder with Crowder, great addition to the show!

  • @Randomlessposts
    @Randomlessposts 2 роки тому +5

    really hoping I can see him and crowder live on my birthday. Dave is easily in my top 3 favorite comics

  • @wickkidda
    @wickkidda 6 років тому +10

    I think this is one of the best stories I’ve ever heard.

  • @manwithnoname3024
    @manwithnoname3024 3 роки тому +12

    Dave is on his way to becoming a comic legend. Great stuff.

  • @RetroGamerEightyOne
    @RetroGamerEightyOne 3 роки тому +18

    Dave has taken Crowders show to a whole new level

  • @hippa2dahoppa2
    @hippa2dahoppa2 6 років тому +10

    dave is one of the funniest comedians out there, in the top 10 i would say

  • @cholulascomics-hoc453
    @cholulascomics-hoc453 6 років тому +29

    This legit made me laugh till I cried, stop breathing, and caused severe abdominal cramping. Best God Damned story I've heard in my life!

  • @sk3tchyj3ffgaming17
    @sk3tchyj3ffgaming17 4 роки тому +3

    the best episode of This Is Not happening

  • @circularfile2009
    @circularfile2009 2 роки тому +2

    Ive never seen your act Dave, just your 3rd chair. I have tears of laughter after this. NICE.

  • @stingray0729
    @stingray0729 9 місяців тому +1

    Love this guy. One of the funniest I have ever seen.

  • @n.violet2974
    @n.violet2974 6 років тому +4

    Dave’s animation is untouchable..no better gift than being a hilarious story teller-he makes it look easy! Can’t wait to see another one of his shows, he’s destined for greatness. 💯🔥

  • @emperortrevornorton3119
    @emperortrevornorton3119 3 роки тому +3

    Thanks Louder with Crowder for recommendations for comedians

  • @ChrisClark30
    @ChrisClark30 6 років тому +8

    This is a great comedy special. Great job Dave. I hope you have more.

    • @TrevorParsnips
      @TrevorParsnips 3 роки тому

      I hope he doesn't! He's poor at comedy! Your opinion, in my opinion, is awful! Haha 🙂

  • @randalthor2859
    @randalthor2859 3 роки тому +45

    Love seeing this guy on Crowder