"Limpia, An Energetic, Spiritual Cleansing & Healing" NMShow #80

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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @MrTamiller07
    @MrTamiller07 6 років тому +2277

    Crips are doing some crazy gang initiation stuff these days.

    • @mainhoondon21
      @mainhoondon21 6 років тому +60

      Underrated comment 😂

    • @3DFLYLOW
      @3DFLYLOW 6 років тому +12

      I had a thought when I saw the thumbnail but you nailed it

    • @rob_3417
      @rob_3417 5 років тому +2

      @@mainhoondon21 how is it?

    • @allybally0021
      @allybally0021 5 років тому +35

      Yeah if you flash your headlights at them.....they will pull you over and do a feather dance ritual.

    • @cvray2777
      @cvray2777 5 років тому +3

      HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  • @gpvboats
    @gpvboats 2 роки тому +492

    I couldn't help but notice one leg was 1/32 " shorter than the other.

    • @rafacruzz8473
      @rafacruzz8473 8 місяців тому +17

      Hahahahaha. Dr Saul!!!

    • @snooch4529
      @snooch4529 7 місяців тому +5

      HahahahahAHahah

    • @feslerae
      @feslerae 7 місяців тому +24

      That's why you leave the shoes ON

    • @coolmastamanga
      @coolmastamanga 7 місяців тому +24

      I did some healing on the lymphatic system.

    • @ploidemedia
      @ploidemedia 6 місяців тому +16

      @@coolmastamanga and the nervous system, and pretty much every other system in the human body... lol

  • @batmansascientist
    @batmansascientist 2 роки тому +1302

    Producer: You don't look like a shaman to me. You're just wearing a t-shirt and jeans.
    Michael: *ties headband*
    Producer: Well holy shit.

    • @ADF-Fact-Checking
      @ADF-Fact-Checking 2 роки тому +13

      😆😆😆😆

    • @mywifesboyfriend5558
      @mywifesboyfriend5558 2 роки тому +16

      We have found our shaman, ladies and gentlemen! 🙃

    • @conorknapp6764
      @conorknapp6764 2 роки тому +17

      Would’ve been even more hilarious if he just sauntered in with a full headdress, loincloth, and sneakers

    • @stephenking3356
      @stephenking3356 2 роки тому +11

      When Michael made his holy circle on the studio's 1982 era carpet, she KNEW..."this is the one we have heard was to come !"

    • @okifurbi
      @okifurbi 2 роки тому +10

      When he put the bandana he became Limpia Mike, then he went to Prison and became Prison Mike.

  • @stoker12345
    @stoker12345 4 роки тому +777

    Archangel Michael:
    We gotta get to Earth, guys, a kid with a ponytail is being rubbed with an egg.

    • @explodingstatue
      @explodingstatue 3 роки тому +35

      Almost pissed myself

    • @melgeezy3325
      @melgeezy3325 3 роки тому +30

      Other lesser angels: Okay yeah, but how's the lid lag? Or is he red in the face?

    • @stevesavage4247
      @stevesavage4247 3 роки тому +7

      This comment made me laugh so hard I've fully woken myself up🤣🤣

    • @jasondikes5144
      @jasondikes5144 3 роки тому +8

      I had tuned out until I heard about rubbing the body with an egg, then I was back to see dafuq is that?

    • @amorfati9163
      @amorfati9163 3 роки тому +6

      Dont forget that head band😂

  • @JDog39617
    @JDog39617 6 років тому +2361

    The Ninja Turtles are with you. The Justice League is with you. Chip and Dale, rescue rangers are with you, protecting you.

    • @michaelcmarquez
      @michaelcmarquez 6 років тому +87

      That's it... I lost it!

    • @rajeshy2j
      @rajeshy2j 6 років тому +35

      You sir, made my day!

    • @Starrskreem3591
      @Starrskreem3591 6 років тому +63

      Ive usually watched this video for ASMR for a few months and now you've ruined that hahahaha 😂

    • @seanmcguire101
      @seanmcguire101 6 років тому +13

      Bloody brilliant 🤣

    • @guendoff2400
      @guendoff2400 6 років тому +27

      you forgot the Gummi Bears

  • @OGbluntmaster
    @OGbluntmaster 2 роки тому +587

    Such a wonderful man and healer, when I got jumped in to the crips he was actually part of the initiation, we worked on letting go of my past after the beating.

    • @JediWebSurf
      @JediWebSurf 2 роки тому +8

      This guy is high on money. He's desperately trying to get another hit.

    • @sari9645
      @sari9645 2 роки тому +13

      I audibly laughed at this comment 😂 thank you

    • @wayneellingson5032
      @wayneellingson5032 2 роки тому +4

      outatanding comment lmfao

    • @kkownzor
      @kkownzor Рік тому +1

      Fucking lol

    • @GordiansKnotHere
      @GordiansKnotHere Рік тому +1

      "F'd in" or Beat in"? It's usually one or the other.

  • @evanrogers1825
    @evanrogers1825 4 роки тому +505

    When you forget the presentation is due today and you have to prepare something last minute.

  • @SyntheticDeejay
    @SyntheticDeejay Рік тому +123

    I was sceptical at first but when he pulled the feathers out and started waving them around like a semaphore expert having an epileptic attack, i was fully on board. This guy is the real deal. The headband absolutely proves it.

  • @danelyman
    @danelyman 2 роки тому +113

    I don't personally believe in the ideas of energy fields, crystals, and angelic beings, but this guy seems so dedicated in his belief that I can't help but appreciate his sincerity. It's also solid ASMR

    • @MikeDuddy-q2t
      @MikeDuddy-q2t 7 місяців тому +4

      Solid ASMR? Sure I can see that. Sincerity? Oh please don't make me gag, this guy is about as sincere as a child with crumbs on it's face saying they didn't eat the cookies.

  • @revengeancer2.019
    @revengeancer2.019 2 роки тому +712

    If I were an eccentric billionaire, I’d hire this guy to do this to me every morning while I stand there and eat my breakfast burrito.

    • @kukaliemikalie8157
      @kukaliemikalie8157 Рік тому +39

      You don't need to be a billionare, i bet this dude comes for about 20 bucks.

    • @johnguanciale258
      @johnguanciale258 Рік тому +13

      With my rocks out

    • @twitter-inc
      @twitter-inc Рік тому +10

      @@kukaliemikalie8157 20 bucks for 30 min? Seems good.

    • @lukeuseforce
      @lukeuseforce Рік тому +15

      You're a billionaire and still eating breakfast burritos???

    • @twitter-inc
      @twitter-inc Рік тому +14

      @@lukeuseforce What? Do you mean billionaires cant eat burritos?

  • @micson2431
    @micson2431 4 роки тому +881

    Woman in the chair be like"Good good, now kill him, only then will your training be complete"

  • @GenXJay670
    @GenXJay670 4 роки тому +530

    Im getting strong Sith Lord vibes from the female host.

    • @rico5298
      @rico5298 3 роки тому +49

      "You've developed greatly since the time we met" 🤣

    • @jaimiller7679
      @jaimiller7679 3 роки тому +18

      Palpatines sister maybe

    • @roma_korbut
      @roma_korbut 3 роки тому +28

      Good, goood, let the healing float through you!

    • @camshaw2613
      @camshaw2613 3 роки тому +3

      Do it, heal him

    • @reborndrakken
      @reborndrakken 2 роки тому +18

      "Let the bullshit flow through you"

  • @Beau74
    @Beau74 5 років тому +713

    You can clearly tell he's a shaman because he's wearing a headband.

    • @tomastoth3839
      @tomastoth3839 3 роки тому +3

      😂

    • @Φυλήεπτνυπν
      @Φυλήεπτνυπν 3 роки тому +5

      See it was the feather that did it for me. Really sealed the deal.

    • @Blutszauger
      @Blutszauger 2 роки тому +7

      As well as the traditional ritual baggy jeans pulled from the dirty clothes hamper.

    • @mywifesboyfriend5558
      @mywifesboyfriend5558 2 роки тому +2

      Rubbing an egg on someone should be evidence enough!

    • @hughjecoque3515
      @hughjecoque3515 8 місяців тому +3

      Be honest though, he takes it off and he's just Larry.

  • @Φυλήεπτνυπν
    @Φυλήεπτνυπν 3 роки тому +331

    Unintentional ASMR of this genre has to walk a fine line between relaxing mumbo jumbo and absolutely hilarious and for me when this guy started wildly waving feathers around this poor man it crossed that line and I couldn’t stop laughing.

    • @jonfavale
      @jonfavale 3 роки тому +26

      The feathers were fine. It was rubbing the guy down with an egg that got me 😂

    • @squizzyicetea
      @squizzyicetea 2 роки тому +8

      Missed out, man! Shoulda seen when Dancing Buffalo and Flopping Trout came it with Roman candles.

    • @miketheperformer5972
      @miketheperformer5972 2 роки тому +18

      It was the spitting flowers that did it for me. The most violent florist I've ever seen!

    • @felixt1795
      @felixt1795 2 роки тому +1

      You are right. In the Moment he picks up the second feather, i burst out laughing.

    • @kaitlyncorreia4742
      @kaitlyncorreia4742 2 роки тому +1

      @@miketheperformer5972 this whole thread got me. Its hilarious

  • @ADjustinG2013
    @ADjustinG2013 4 роки тому +196

    You can tell Leonardo is his favorite ninja turtle.

  • @Axegrinder90
    @Axegrinder90 3 роки тому +108

    Long beach crips are with you, park city crips are with you, compton crips are with you, snoop dogg and all the big homies are with you

    • @thatyounginjosh4531
      @thatyounginjosh4531 3 роки тому +3

      😂

    • @vincentbergman4451
      @vincentbergman4451 5 місяців тому +4

      Imagine if he actually did the crip walk with those feathers

    • @mattlatakas7051
      @mattlatakas7051 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@vincentbergman4451Dude, I just imagined it and now I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂

    • @vincentbergman4451
      @vincentbergman4451 3 місяці тому

      @@mattlatakas7051 Saint Ice Cube is with you, Saint Snoop is with you, Saint Biggie is with you, Saint Suge Knight is with you

  • @nebulous6660
    @nebulous6660 5 років тому +248

    I don't believe in any of this but I could watch this shit all day. Very relaxing.

  • @jyanbei
    @jyanbei 5 років тому +1246

    Brain: Got a day chocked full of interviews and errands starting at 830 am in 6 hrs.
    Brain: Or or or or(and hear me out) you can be restless and start watching a white guy dressed like a crip do mesoamerican shamanic rituals with a tad bit of Christianity thrown in.

  • @tiberiustheweaponsmaster4621
    @tiberiustheweaponsmaster4621 6 років тому +425

    Humans are sure as hell some interesting primates.

    • @MrBlack-vg8rv
      @MrBlack-vg8rv 5 років тому +14

      @@kurosakitagami2788 primates have some of the smallest penises in the animal kingdom...just throwing that out there.

    • @esade3458
      @esade3458 5 років тому +11

      @@MrBlack-vg8rv I think thats what he meant.

    • @goldenbro439
      @goldenbro439 5 років тому +1

      LMFAO

    • @mrpinkbearevemunson6990
      @mrpinkbearevemunson6990 5 років тому +6

      You guys make terrible comments

    • @goldenbro439
      @goldenbro439 5 років тому +1

      @@mrpinkbearevemunson6990 then why read them

  • @terrymeyer3277
    @terrymeyer3277 4 роки тому +308

    “The eternal sandwich breath is blowing upon you, breathe it in, and I apologize for it.”

  • @Triplep1985
    @Triplep1985 6 років тому +275

    This dude just brought some random stuff from his house and put this all together on the fly.

    • @NachtSchreck13
      @NachtSchreck13 4 роки тому +22

      It's actually all materials commonly used in traditional limpia spiritual cleansing, which originates in South America.

    • @richierich8334
      @richierich8334 4 роки тому +14

      @@NachtSchreck13 Have a day off will ya 🙄🤔

    • @codygreyeyes1610
      @codygreyeyes1610 4 роки тому +2

      @@NachtSchreck13 sort of, not really, kind of but ok.

    • @Armadildos1234
      @Armadildos1234 Місяць тому

      Funnily enough this is what shaman does by definition actually - takes a bulk of random shit and does the ritual. Normally it's much more powerful when you're in a full moon beach at the acean at the fireplace. It's a spiritual experience, a placebo in a way - I doubt that TV studios are appropriate for any sort of initiation to be honest, that's why it looks so lame. Peru or Kenya or Costa Rica would do the job.

  • @smullable
    @smullable 3 роки тому +65

    ‘I’m gonna use the egg’.
    It was at this exact moment long haired nephew knew he’d fucked up by agreeing to come on Aunty Batshit’s internet show.

  • @53iBro
    @53iBro 6 років тому +523

    He literally offered him an egg in these trying times.

  • @AYEwhatido
    @AYEwhatido 3 роки тому +67

    This video typically relaxes me but today I ventured into the comments. Now I'm wide awake and can't unsee things pointed out

    • @jaybdub77
      @jaybdub77 8 місяців тому +5

      It ruined your Asmr experience. Lol😂

  • @giganticcoma2439
    @giganticcoma2439 8 років тому +298

    I watch this and cant help but think this is a calm hippie version of Michael from GTAV.

    • @camerlengo81
      @camerlengo81 6 років тому +10

      Gigantic Coma "KIFFLOM!!" 😁

    • @rajeshy2j
      @rajeshy2j 6 років тому

      Gigantic Coma F**king A right!

    • @jaeslow6347
      @jaeslow6347 6 років тому

      Yessss

    • @powderhungry6611
      @powderhungry6611 6 років тому +4

      The game that broke the world record for the amount of times someone said FUCK!

    • @boacarta
      @boacarta 6 років тому +5

      13:00

  • @mikew2911
    @mikew2911 3 роки тому +92

    This guy is great vibes, the ASMR you would get from this in person would heal a lot of negative emotions.

  • @stunt-
    @stunt- 7 років тому +321

    What is it about shamanic healing that is just asmr even to just watch.

    • @joeyzzzz
      @joeyzzzz 6 років тому +64

      That's the trick about these healings, its all ASMR

    • @Y2Kr4SHM4N
      @Y2Kr4SHM4N 6 років тому +57

      joeyzzzz Bingo. The relaxing effect of Asmr on the nerves and nervous system combined with the placebo effect makes for powerful healing.

    • @RoachKai
      @RoachKai 5 років тому +5

      @@diegojaraarredondo2791 Sucks to your asmr

    • @Wil401Gaming
      @Wil401Gaming 4 роки тому +2

      Shamonic healings are suppose to be calm and relaxing thats why it triggers the asmr

    • @nick_steele9790
      @nick_steele9790 4 роки тому

      @@RoachKai ok piggy ;) I got that reference lol

  • @f1fan823
    @f1fan823 4 роки тому +95

    under current restrictions there are two many
    people including angels in that room

  • @antonschwarz6179
    @antonschwarz6179 5 років тому +40

    The ghost in the green dress is so sympathetic ... ❤️😂

  • @roma_korbut
    @roma_korbut 3 роки тому +105

    - So how was your time with your aunt?
    - I got to stand in the middle of the room, surrounded by colourful stones, and Prison Mike touched me with an egg and feathers

    • @calliekrzyzanowski6141
      @calliekrzyzanowski6141 3 роки тому +1

      💀

    • @rhondaorberson9664
      @rhondaorberson9664 3 роки тому +2

      I can't help but wonder how poor Kelly got roped into this bullshit. Only thing I can come up with is that his weird aunt promised she'd hook him up with some righteous weed.

    • @michaelscarn3053
      @michaelscarn3053 2 роки тому +7

      You think prison is a joke? This shit saved me while I was in the clink!

    •  3 місяці тому

      The Dementors are with you, surrounding you, you are completely safe.

    • @CATdirtdigger82
      @CATdirtdigger82 13 днів тому

      😅so hood!

  • @USNavyMC
    @USNavyMC 4 роки тому +23

    I can't believe comments aren't disabled, but I'm glad you're all here.

  • @melgeezy3325
    @melgeezy3325 4 роки тому +271

    Pretty standard healing practice before being issued your navy suit for wahr.

    • @DJ_Kane1224
      @DJ_Kane1224 4 роки тому +2

      Ute Uncle Barry ❤️ indeed!

    • @jaydonwood2257
      @jaydonwood2257 4 роки тому +9

      Only real ones know😂😂😂

    • @tylerblomker3633
      @tylerblomker3633 4 роки тому +2

      Tell me what this means plz?

    • @melgeezy3325
      @melgeezy3325 4 роки тому +17

      @@tylerblomker3633 Journey on a quest my son. Start with Dr. James Kelly and you will find the answers you are looking for.

    • @tylerblomker3633
      @tylerblomker3633 4 роки тому +2

      @@melgeezy3325 lol alright

  • @cabronicusmaximuschingonic1062
    @cabronicusmaximuschingonic1062 6 років тому +104

    For some reason, whenever I feel stressed, I always want to watch this video. Can't help it.

    • @gordonirvine726
      @gordonirvine726 2 роки тому +8

      Yeah he's such a positive guy and it's very relaxing despite being a pile dog shit theologically.

    • @mywifesboyfriend5558
      @mywifesboyfriend5558 2 роки тому +7

      This is all hippie mumbo jumbo, but it is relaxing, especially when playing a game, or when reading a book.

  • @KarunaSatoriASMR
    @KarunaSatoriASMR 4 роки тому +836

    he didn’t apologize for his sandwich breath, and not even the Doctor was red in the face. I am appalled.

    • @rossbuttery5320
      @rossbuttery5320 4 роки тому +18

      This comment is amazing!! Lmao

    • @jaybreacher4430
      @jaybreacher4430 4 роки тому +43

      Didn’t even ask for a navy suit for war.

    • @burakdavut4
      @burakdavut4 4 роки тому +9

      So you’re here too karuna? 😂

    • @joewarren179
      @joewarren179 4 роки тому +11

      i went golfing and i don’t even keep track of the dates anymore because things have changed

    • @mrpariah8060
      @mrpariah8060 4 роки тому +2

      Love your videos even patron ones!

  • @gordonirvine726
    @gordonirvine726 4 роки тому +172

    I'd pay good money for this relaxation and positive vibes.
    It's impossible to dislike this dude. He seems like such a good guy.

    • @owenbush2991
      @owenbush2991 3 роки тому +31

      @@revan552 not all of these people know that they're scam artists, a scary amount of these healers actually believe they are healing somebody.

    • @gordonirvine726
      @gordonirvine726 3 роки тому +13

      @@owenbush2991 yeah exactly. I get the impression this dude thinks he's doing stuff.

    • @captainsponge7825
      @captainsponge7825 3 роки тому +4

      @@owenbush2991 which is even worse than purposefully scamming someone

    • @vmphunter
      @vmphunter 2 роки тому +2

      Me too but only if I’m on peyote.

    • @bobjobjoe8887
      @bobjobjoe8887 2 роки тому +19

      @@captainsponge7825 ehhhh debatable

  • @judechauhan6715
    @judechauhan6715 2 роки тому +136

    This guy would have made millions in the medieval times

    • @teddyspaghetti9566
      @teddyspaghetti9566 2 роки тому +16

      Not really, the holy church would’ve cracked down on his pagan rituals.

    • @chn92694
      @chn92694 Рік тому

      @@teddyspaghetti9566 🤣🤣

    • @judechauhan6715
      @judechauhan6715 Рік тому +3

      @@teddyspaghetti9566 Probably but the joke was that he's good enough for people to believe regardless of if he's good enough to actually do anything. I'm sure for mental health it helps as a placebo but in the medieval times people like this made a fortune.

    • @andybratt6022
      @andybratt6022 8 місяців тому

      i would have offered him a bag of wheat and my finest goat for a session.

    • @yapyap333
      @yapyap333 7 місяців тому +1

      Why do you think people in the Middle Ages were more stupid than we are today?

  • @Msstayreal87
    @Msstayreal87 2 місяці тому +11

    Laying in bed eating asmr vibrations while laughing my ass off to comments from 3 years ago having a unified experience love the ASMR COMMUNITY

  • @69salterstreet33
    @69salterstreet33 2 роки тому +15

    I keep coming back here. One of the best unintentional videos there is!

  • @wh213206
    @wh213206 4 роки тому +214

    10:48 Me when the smoke alarm goes off when I'm cooking.

  • @crankypest2617
    @crankypest2617 5 років тому +132

    The scariest thing in this video is the facial expression of home girl in the back ground.

    • @LetsDiscoverMauritius
      @LetsDiscoverMauritius 4 роки тому +2

      Yes it was awkward to watch her

    • @plazar7389
      @plazar7389 3 роки тому +12

      Shes so turned on..

    • @hughmungus1072
      @hughmungus1072 3 роки тому +9

      Yup check out her movement at 12:39😂

    • @crankypest2617
      @crankypest2617 3 роки тому +4

      @@hughmungus1072 Okay I really did not need to see that.. That image will haunt me.. Good job,. :D

    • @hughmungus1072
      @hughmungus1072 3 роки тому +5

      @@crankypest2617 hey why should I be the only one having nightmares... Welcome to the club! 😝

  • @johncarrasco567
    @johncarrasco567 6 років тому +69

    Man, I miss those Public cable access shows. Awesome.

    • @1BadSavage
      @1BadSavage 3 роки тому +5

      It's still on in AZ lol

  • @LG-lb7sf
    @LG-lb7sf 3 роки тому +41

    That theme music in the beginning was enough to cleanse my soul. So retro heavenly!

  • @vxrdrummer
    @vxrdrummer 9 місяців тому +22

    8:53 that lady has sight beyond sight. Even with her eyes closed and a disturbing smile on her face, she can still see clear as day.

    • @MrFoolD
      @MrFoolD 8 днів тому

      14:25 another person in the back in the dark 👀

  • @thomasskeffington4539
    @thomasskeffington4539 5 років тому +41

    All head band wearers need to be taken really seriously. Especially if colour co ordinated.

  • @KarunaSatoriASMR
    @KarunaSatoriASMR 3 роки тому +151

    Ok but on a real note I’ve slowly gotten to know (just from Facebook friendship and few convos) Michael, and he’s literally so cool. Like if I lived anywhere near him, I’d liveeeee to have one of these done ahaha. He does tons of ceremonies and sweat retreats, and is super down to earth. Of course this video makes it look like he’s some random white guy who has no idea what’s happening but no, he’s legit

    • @5warpotentials258
      @5warpotentials258 3 роки тому +39

      Perhaps he might be down to earth but his theology is very new age spiritualism and mysticism, I personally would not take anything he says seriously if it came to spiritual matters

    • @ccdrz
      @ccdrz 2 роки тому +17

      @@5warpotentials258 doesn’t matter; I think all this stuff is just live asmr which who wouldn’t pay for that???

    • @rossross3689
      @rossross3689 2 роки тому +2

      What's his race got to do with anything? Also he may be "so cool" but at the end of the day he is nothing but a con artist

    • @mckx6517
      @mckx6517 2 роки тому +12

      how much is he paying you

    • @ccdrz
      @ccdrz 2 роки тому

      @@mckx6517 you dont get it smile ill almost certainly never know whoever this is. no its just asmr.

  • @SamP2214
    @SamP2214 5 місяців тому +4

    How this lady kept a straight face through this act is nothing short of a miracle

  • @RobertoNavarro-su8zq
    @RobertoNavarro-su8zq 6 років тому +224

    Oh, God bless unintentional ASMR!

    • @Y2Kr4SHM4N
      @Y2Kr4SHM4N 6 років тому +15

      Roberto Navarro I think most Shayman ceremonies exploit the asmr as though it’s a sort of power or magic.
      Just UA-cam search limpias.
      The ASMR is very much intentional. It gives weight to the “magic.”
      And so be it, placebo is very powerful.

    • @Aramis_Production
      @Aramis_Production 6 років тому +7

      It's intentional, rest assured.

    • @suckmyass7368
      @suckmyass7368 5 років тому +12

      Glad I'm not the only one here for the asmr effects.

    • @meriena
      @meriena 4 роки тому +1

      It's how I used to put my kids to sleep every night, two little active boys, I would just use the ASMR technique, gently rub their eyebrows, eyelids and the top of their forehead and woala. They are asleep in two minutes. Without it, it took forever, perhaps an hour or longer.

    • @mywifesboyfriend5558
      @mywifesboyfriend5558 Рік тому +2

      @@meriena I find a good judo chop works best.

  • @shepherdoffire9263
    @shepherdoffire9263 4 роки тому +184

    I like this guy, he seems genuine and sincere with what he does unlike that one quack who is writing shit down and usually does his healings through the phone

    • @rageagaintstheNWO
      @rageagaintstheNWO 4 роки тому +46

      He was in to chiro, as he said it himself. What do you expect. They use the same shit for everything. Leg measuring and cracking a few joints. "one leg is shorter by 32nd of an inch, imma wave my hands and massage your back for a little, that will help you"

    • @nick_steele9790
      @nick_steele9790 4 роки тому +15

      @@rageagaintstheNWO Well the shorter leg thing can also be "solved" by a trick faith healers sometimes use where they loosen one shoe heel and then say "oh look its longer" and push the shoe back on so it looks fixed! It's a stupid trick but seems to work!

    • @rageagaintstheNWO
      @rageagaintstheNWO 4 роки тому

      @@nick_steele9790 Because people are stupid.

    • @ewy5584
      @ewy5584 3 роки тому +42

      …sounds like SOMEone didn’t have a wonderful response.

    • @captainsponge7825
      @captainsponge7825 3 роки тому +2

      Saul is obviously a big quack and a conman but this guy aint no better with this "spiritual" bullshit

  • @bmonaganful
    @bmonaganful 7 років тому +108

    This shit is real... he's got a blue headband on.... it'z legit.

    • @squitowatson9248
      @squitowatson9248 6 років тому +3

      B M oh fuck you’re right

    • @allegoristluke2205
      @allegoristluke2205 5 років тому +2

      It's like a cartoon where somebody puts a lampshade on their head and goes unnoticed.

  • @daveb9091
    @daveb9091 7 місяців тому +7

    This guy is actually a kind and wholesome human being.

    • @Beau74
      @Beau74 8 днів тому

      And a quack. Don't forget quack.

  • @MizfitZer0
    @MizfitZer0 4 роки тому +122

    Why didn’t they do more of these??? this was so relaxing to watch!

    • @Dreyden-
      @Dreyden- 2 роки тому +1

      Just save it and make it repeat

    • @g7721
      @g7721 2 роки тому +34

      Arch angel zabkiel and uriel couldn’t make it again

    • @mywifesboyfriend5558
      @mywifesboyfriend5558 Рік тому +1

      Just crack an egg.

    • @kaylaa5699
      @kaylaa5699 Рік тому

      I've seen a channel of an older lady from Ecuador who does this kind of thing. I assume she's at least slightly more authentic, but it's still got lots of waving flowers at people and chanting and whatnot.

    • @MsCwebb
      @MsCwebb Рік тому +1

      I agree with you. But it also gives me more ASMR because it makes him seem like a real authentic gypsy soul that doesn't care about content on UA-cam lol. He seems authentic.

  • @CC-8891
    @CC-8891 3 роки тому +22

    I lost it when he started hopping around with the feathers 🪶 😆

    • @ashessakura7518
      @ashessakura7518 2 місяці тому +2

      I honest to god thought he was start thwacking him with the feathers 😂

  • @Michael-qb6qe
    @Michael-qb6qe 3 роки тому +25

    I watch ALOT of UA-cam and asmr, and read ALOT of comment sections, and this is by far the funniest and there isnt a close second.

    • @Kizzy0027
      @Kizzy0027 3 роки тому +4

      While this video and comments are great, I think there’s a solid contender - Unintentional ASMR Perfect Sandwich. The comments are phenomenal, and they even spill over into the Unintentional ASMR Italian Christmas video, lol.

  • @SemiPerfectDark
    @SemiPerfectDark 3 роки тому +27

    This is one of the craziness alternative healings I've seen, yet I find it one of the most relaxing.

  • @NachtSchreck13
    @NachtSchreck13 4 роки тому +151

    I'd love to have a session with this person. He has really good vibes.

    • @jameskirkbydrums
      @jameskirkbydrums 2 роки тому +6

      looks him up, he's on instagram and other social media, i think his sessions are something like $100+ for a full session

    • @wobblesman4316
      @wobblesman4316 2 роки тому +26

      Expensive vibes

    • @Fifty8day
      @Fifty8day 2 роки тому

      He needs to work out

    • @lordclaret5075
      @lordclaret5075 Рік тому +2

      @@wobblesman4316 Magic eggs ain't cheap

  • @MizfitZer0
    @MizfitZer0 4 роки тому +76

    This video is fantastic asmr. So relaxing. Why the hell didn’t this guy make more of these videos? In the asmr community a channel full of these types of videos would blow up huge!

    • @Ididntaskforahandleyoutube
      @Ididntaskforahandleyoutube 2 роки тому +3

      It's too powerful for your average ASMR viewer to survive. UA-cam changed the algorithm to save those poor souls so it wouldn't let him upload again. I'm sorry, my friend.

    • @supcomFAN
      @supcomFAN 2 роки тому +2

      @@Ididntaskforahandleyoutube he has a youtube channel actually , with only one video tho

  • @apatheticallyconcerned6574
    @apatheticallyconcerned6574 4 роки тому +74

    Yes, Archangel Michael took time out of his eternally busy schedule commanding God's armies in battle against the never-ending legions of demons to come down to New Mexico and oversee some quack rubbing an egg on a fool while another fool watches it in awe.

    • @rageagaintstheNWO
      @rageagaintstheNWO 4 роки тому +21

      You forgot the other angels who are also there.
      "Gabriel: Why are we here again?"
      "Michael: Shut up and send him energy!"
      "Azrael: Oh i give him energy, i show that egg so far up his ass, he's gonna vomit chicken"
      Meanwhile Lucifer laughs his ass off somewhere.
      "Powerful presence of Michael here"
      "Michael: oh fuck off!"

    • @shirosaki15
      @shirosaki15 4 роки тому +4

      🤣 for real tho

    • @alexanderpoderys8059
      @alexanderpoderys8059 Рік тому +1

      @@rageagaintstheNWO
      Underrated comment

  • @mywifesboyfriend5558
    @mywifesboyfriend5558 2 роки тому +26

    "In his retirement, Solid Snake decided to practice shamanism, rubbing hippies with feathers and raw eggs."

  • @nicolefreak555
    @nicolefreak555 8 років тому +78

    that woman siting is so still like a statue . also it was relaxing for the most part but I lost it at the feather part lol was funny

    • @allybally0021
      @allybally0021 6 років тому +10

      The feather ceremony works quite well in a business meeting. Try it in an important job interview. Although it surprises people they will respect you for the spiritual cleansing.

    • @RIPtybalt
      @RIPtybalt 5 років тому +2

      @@allybally0021 They'll call the authorities to have the feather waver removed.

  • @marting.gardner2681
    @marting.gardner2681 4 роки тому +175

    Reminds me a of simple time before the covid 19 days....

    • @LightYagami-ik1cg
      @LightYagami-ik1cg 4 роки тому +3

      These are the comments ive been looking for.
      Pre 2319 days vs post2319

    • @rikitybridge
      @rikitybridge 4 роки тому +19

      Back when you could spit flowers at a man and not get judged

    • @bogdanvojnovic989
      @bogdanvojnovic989 4 роки тому

      when was this recorded, what year?

    • @Eimerej
      @Eimerej 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah, I hear ya. I think this was back in the days of Covid 13.

    • @veebee509
      @veebee509 4 роки тому

      Haha. 😔

  • @RandomHippieCreations
    @RandomHippieCreations 3 роки тому +30

    I like the way he explained that we are not just our parents children.. we are a divine being.
    Really made me think how much is connected to what happened in our childhood. How we hold onto things that we believe molded us..

    • @gives_bad_advice
      @gives_bad_advice 2 роки тому +1

      You're on to something.

    • @mywifesboyfriend5558
      @mywifesboyfriend5558 2 роки тому +6

      Well, we ARE the sum total of our experiences, and the people we knew do influence us at least slightly. We may or may not be divine, but all life has value.

    • @gives_bad_advice
      @gives_bad_advice 2 роки тому +2

      @@mywifesboyfriend5558 - We are also, I think, the inheritors of 200,000 years of human tribulation & celebration, somehow. Carriers of an earthly misty mysticism.

    • @gives_bad_advice
      @gives_bad_advice 2 роки тому +1

      @@mywifesboyfriend5558 - a very nice pseudonym, by the way. Far more creative than mine.

    • @mywifesboyfriend5558
      @mywifesboyfriend5558 2 роки тому +2

      @@gives_bad_advice Thanks! It really pisses off people who don't get the joke.

  • @MrSteveo114
    @MrSteveo114 2 роки тому +10

    I love the fact that the dude receiving the “healing” is inevitably going to have a conversation with a friend about this day in work where he actually has to try and explain this entire scenario only for once he’s done to then have to spend the next few hours convincing them he ain’t cappin.

  • @albertomora5754
    @albertomora5754 4 роки тому +65

    Despite his wackiness, it looks like this guy actually studied how shamans especially from Latin America do it. If you watch latin american shamans doing limpias (spanish for cleanse or cleansing) they do similar stuff like the egg cleanse. Instead of a feather they may use herbs, and some recite prayers like this guy. Instead of spitting flowers some may spray alcohol with a lighter to create a fireball effect.

    • @Keiththebullfrog1916
      @Keiththebullfrog1916 2 роки тому +1

      I dont question that he didn't research im pretty sure he did but stuff like this puts me off.but i dont blame people for searching for something better hope is a good thing and i hope the people who do this are happy

    • @dudewhydidyousaythat2072
      @dudewhydidyousaythat2072 2 роки тому

      Watch your 🦆ing mouth Austin.

    • @Delijooo
      @Delijooo 2 роки тому +1

      Rolling an egg on your skin... Salmonella joins chat. 🤣

  • @lilbbcloud
    @lilbbcloud 3 роки тому +54

    “You being you is enough… so just keep it up!” Such profound words… 😂

    • @apokalypthoapokalypsys9573
      @apokalypthoapokalypsys9573 10 місяців тому +4

      Tautologies sound deep until you think about their meaning.

    • @SaKaRealm
      @SaKaRealm Місяць тому

      Guy standing doing nothing , michael : you're doing really good 😂

  • @mikedevivo9376
    @mikedevivo9376 5 років тому +114

    The host is the spitting image of the old hen looking for a husband in the Foghorn Leghorn cartoons.

  • @FelixTruvere
    @FelixTruvere 3 роки тому +10

    I love this video too much. Been watching for years.

  • @NikoleW
    @NikoleW Рік тому +18

    Did he heal the lymphatic systems?

    • @johannesbrahms9528
      @johannesbrahms9528 5 місяців тому +2

      Automatically

    • @Nash-Httm
      @Nash-Httm 5 місяців тому +2

      Yes and also he balanced the spiritual centers ✋️😐🤚

  • @chriscollin8713
    @chriscollin8713 4 роки тому +8

    I have met the arch angels myself and I can confirm that what this guy is sayin is true! The arch angels help me every day. I will live forever on this earth thanks to them. I am 98 years old and still look like I am in my 30:s thanks to the angels. I cannot die.

    • @gordonirvine726
      @gordonirvine726 3 роки тому

      😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻😂🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌🤣🤣🤣😂😂👍🏻👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @kakap0788
      @kakap0788 2 роки тому +6

      If I had wheels, I would have been a bicycle

    • @mywifesboyfriend5558
      @mywifesboyfriend5558 2 роки тому +5

      Pressing X so hard right now.

    • @apokalypthoapokalypsys9573
      @apokalypthoapokalypsys9573 10 місяців тому +1

      So are you 101 now? Do you still look like you're in your 30s or is it the 40s already?

    • @kibnob
      @kibnob 3 місяці тому

      Post pic?

  • @Friedtoenails
    @Friedtoenails 2 роки тому +13

    Old bag sitting in the chair is like Emperor Palpetine: “Good, now kill him, and your training will be complete”

  • @tiuhti__
    @tiuhti__ 3 роки тому +41

    4:22 "there's no belief system anyone has to believe"
    *continues to mention angels and divine beings*

    • @JTScott1988
      @JTScott1988 3 роки тому +5

      He never said u have to believe.

    • @RooseveltsAllLivesMatter
      @RooseveltsAllLivesMatter 3 роки тому +6

      I'll believe in angels if they'll protect us from that creepy woman that hosts the show.

    • @dekudude8888
      @dekudude8888 3 роки тому +4

      @@RooseveltsAllLivesMatter They can't stop her now. She knows too much of the old magics

    • @commiecomrade2644
      @commiecomrade2644 2 роки тому +1

      But they're *nondenominational* angels from abrahamic religions....
      see? FOR EVERYONE
      who is christian or muslim or jewish
      so ya know - all the right people. No fake religions here! No siree!

    • @commiecomrade2644
      @commiecomrade2644 2 роки тому

      @@RooseveltsAllLivesMatter
      I know I hate it when women don't look sexually appealing its disconcerting. Womens value is entirely based on wether I want to fuck them or not.

  • @MikeG-nr4pe
    @MikeG-nr4pe 4 роки тому +275

    Ted Cruz. The College Years

    • @danny-li6io
      @danny-li6io 4 роки тому +2

      Mike G nice!😂

    • @hoovercamaro
      @hoovercamaro 4 роки тому +3

      Is it Ashton Kutcher? Nope its Kevin Malone, equally handsome equally smart.

    • @seanmahoney7722
      @seanmahoney7722 4 роки тому +3

      It's Bill Murray.

    • @sodamncutestud2
      @sodamncutestud2 4 роки тому

      Lmao

    • @MyMacey1
      @MyMacey1 4 роки тому +2

      He does look like Ted Cruz... hahahahahaha

  • @wades9327
    @wades9327 2 роки тому +38

    How can you not feel completely safe in the presence of human Leonardo?

    • @mywifesboyfriend5558
      @mywifesboyfriend5558 2 роки тому +2

      True. At least he's waving eggs and fans in front of this kid's face instead of katanas.

  • @ironicchungles5912
    @ironicchungles5912 4 роки тому +79

    Could he spiritually clean my navy suit ? It’s too dirty for war.

    • @nibunibu4254
      @nibunibu4254 4 роки тому +1

      I got your reference, don't know if anybody else did. May the angels be with you!

    • @ivanprituljak8691
      @ivanprituljak8691 4 роки тому +3

      1.5 inch? Or?

    • @riley6863
      @riley6863 4 роки тому +5

      Well we've established that rubbing an egg on your suit can bring out your angels.

    • @DJ_Kane1224
      @DJ_Kane1224 4 роки тому +1

      ❤️😃

    • @e-man1916
      @e-man1916 4 роки тому +1

      Perfect

  • @livegoer182
    @livegoer182 4 місяці тому +9

    5:16 "i'm just gonna scoot these CHAIRS back"
    lady was like nope im gonna sit right here for 20 minutes staring at you

    • @Svensteven
      @Svensteven 4 місяці тому

      Ich möchte einfach wieder bei dir sein 😢

    • @herrwabbaloo937
      @herrwabbaloo937 29 днів тому

      She barely moved through that whole thing. She’s a true believer, one million percent.

  • @rolandrothwell4840
    @rolandrothwell4840 3 місяці тому +4

    What a wonderful guy, so kind and caring 😊

  • @thenary369
    @thenary369 4 роки тому +18

    This is quite beautiful. Thank you for shining your light and sharing your gift to heal others. ❤️🌸

    • @kakap0788
      @kakap0788 2 роки тому +4

      What gift? What healing? Are you telling me we can burn down all hospitals and just have this guy treating everyone?

    • @tech10k14
      @tech10k14 Рік тому

      ​@@kakap0788iI think they were being sarcastic.... I mean, surely, right? 😄

    • @dancooper6002
      @dancooper6002 Рік тому

      No. They just aren't an arrogant ass

  • @violetlight100
    @violetlight100 2 роки тому +7

    This was beautiful. Thank you so much for sharing.

  • @JMB129
    @JMB129 3 роки тому +4

    I came back just to listen to that lovely music at the beginning. Classic.

  • @zxvb9827
    @zxvb9827 6 років тому +76

    Arcangel Dominick Stompanato from Middle Village Queens is also here.

  • @littleDoughie
    @littleDoughie 4 роки тому +29

    Whenever Im having a bad day I come to the comment section of this video, you all are hilarious!!!

  • @Travelling_wm
    @Travelling_wm 2 роки тому +5

    Can you use Crystals without promoting your Ebay, Amazon, or FB Marketplace store where you sell them, in addition to doing the healing.

  • @LightYagami-ik1cg
    @LightYagami-ik1cg 4 роки тому +36

    12:39 all these comments but y’all missed the shimmy

    • @MrSteveo114
      @MrSteveo114 3 роки тому +3

      Shit like this makes her drip.

    • @NamelessViking01
      @NamelessViking01 3 роки тому +1

      @@MrSteveo114 I didn't need to be put in my mind, fuck you 😂

  • @sonnyhernandez9607
    @sonnyhernandez9607 Місяць тому +5

    Anybody else find this to be really relaxing??? ❤

  • @dvnstwrt00
    @dvnstwrt00 4 роки тому +7

    No complaints here. Very relaxing to watch.

  • @jimditty8013
    @jimditty8013 6 років тому +34

    Did I just see dud spitting rose petals at 17:38. That's some powerful shit right there! I don't care who you are!

    • @msalyssababy
      @msalyssababy 5 років тому +1

      Jim Ditty In limpias done by native people in Ecuador they spit water on you several times

    • @brandonchavez8432
      @brandonchavez8432 4 роки тому +3

      This is the shit we were doing before the Corona virus epidemic of 2020

  • @jamesmackey1238
    @jamesmackey1238 2 роки тому +7

    What’s amazing with these spiritual videos is that basically everything you ever imagined and everything from every religion is actually real and exists.

  • @ChristopherDobey
    @ChristopherDobey Рік тому +5

    Real talk I hope this channel does well and keeps on posting

  • @FelixTruvere
    @FelixTruvere 4 роки тому +15

    One full minute between 16:28 - 17:28 are no spoken words. Just golden ASMR.

    • @MizfitZer0
      @MizfitZer0 4 роки тому +4

      Felix Truvere 10:35 - 11:50 is great asmr with no talking too

    • @FelixTruvere
      @FelixTruvere 4 роки тому

      StrayGamer oh yes thats absolutely the best part.

    • @FelixTruvere
      @FelixTruvere Рік тому

      I can’t believe I made this comment 3 years ago. I’m still watching this video today.

    • @twitter-inc
      @twitter-inc Рік тому +1

      @@FelixTruvere same dude

  • @MrVT23
    @MrVT23 3 роки тому +24

    So this is where Ted Cruz really went. He wasnt in Mexico, he was here healing this man.

  • @krashlyboo
    @krashlyboo 6 років тому +85

    its Clear HE believes it...and if his clients buy it...then what we believe is ultimately meaningless....the asmr is real enough...very relaxing...and the test client is a good sport ..
    interesting amalgamation of christian and native american culture with some lampia bits ...a quilt work of rituals

    • @andrewkeith4332
      @andrewkeith4332 4 роки тому +5

      We normally just call that ba con job. Your description was good too though

    • @usamaansari8732
      @usamaansari8732 3 роки тому +2

      Lol umm no ..charlatans should be exposed for who they are !

    • @insaiyandbz466
      @insaiyandbz466 3 роки тому +1

      @@usamaansari8732 That being?

    • @lallig8860
      @lallig8860 3 роки тому +1

      @@insaiyandbz466 frauds??

  • @msingh2333
    @msingh2333 2 роки тому +12

    This guy used to work on the airport runway directed aircraft

  • @1Galag
    @1Galag 3 роки тому +13

    I also met Michael, he lives in a van down by the river.

  • @urdad60
    @urdad60 2 роки тому +4

    I’ve been trying to find this video for months almost a year !!! I finally found it again . great unintentional asmr video

  • @adambrensen7090
    @adambrensen7090 4 роки тому +85

    Who came here from the note taking purple granny healing guy video?

  • @Jamie-tb6hg
    @Jamie-tb6hg 2 роки тому +2

    Is this the same set as the guy who does leg length checks as part of his healing? The have a wonderful response guy..

  • @jigokunokishi917
    @jigokunokishi917 Рік тому +6

    I've come to realize that although I find energy healing to be unrealistic I don't knock it as a form of healing in the same sense as a sugar pill can make you feel better or make pains go away during an experimental placebo affect study. It works insomuch as you believe it does. Similar to a the mirror trick used on those who are experiencing phantom pains from a lost limb. The brain is quite fascinating and still a mystery in many ways to us. So yeah maybe this stuff is very silly, but if it helps others in some way why take time out of our lives to make fun of it?

  • @deaddeaddeaddeaddead5667
    @deaddeaddeaddeaddead5667 Місяць тому +6

    I fall asleep to this a lot

  • @Alexandra.Oana_Alex
    @Alexandra.Oana_Alex 4 роки тому +7

    I really like this performance...it's relaxing to see

  • @mattmoves5920
    @mattmoves5920 4 роки тому +21

    12:58 "Powerful presence of Archangel Michael here" said the shaman while rubbing an egg on the head of the guy.

    • @vxrdrummer
      @vxrdrummer 4 роки тому +3

      Don't forget whilst waving feathers around, spitting rose petals and wearing a headband.

  • @davidbalderas4376
    @davidbalderas4376 2 роки тому +7

    Man, this guy has been knocking me out