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  • @megasupergames
    @megasupergames 7 років тому +2272

    Literally every single character recognizes Joseph imediately when he's in "disguise".
    Everyone but Polnareff.

  • @horaciosi
    @horaciosi 7 років тому +1103

    I keep expecting Polnareff to say "What's with all these Italians recognizing me?"

  • @edgargaebolg9307
    @edgargaebolg9307 6 років тому +1353

    *sees 195 cm and 97 kg of pure muscle*
    "What do you mean she's a HE?"

    • @domquixote2780
      @domquixote2780 5 років тому +84

      That would be jolyne in part 3 xD

    • @joeschloe2498
      @joeschloe2498 4 роки тому +19

      Them French woman man

    • @tiredoflife7039
      @tiredoflife7039 4 роки тому +60

      Lol he is just used to women of all shapes and sizes unlike most men XD women aren't just short and dainty, he gets it. Go get em Polnareff

    • @Exclusivesadblues
      @Exclusivesadblues 2 роки тому +1

      But later he says Joseph is too buff to fit that disguise and yet he got tricked by it

    • @SeaguIISoup
      @SeaguIISoup 2 роки тому +1

      don't blame him, he's getting desperate for a date

  • @epicsalsa1337
    @epicsalsa1337 6 років тому +1108

    is this why the crusaders don't have any money

    • @ziyangli717
      @ziyangli717 5 років тому +77

      Keep get stabbed by Polnareff

    • @Superboi7777
      @Superboi7777 5 років тому +22

      And the best gril fondashon

    • @NTS7Z
      @NTS7Z 3 роки тому +3

      What

    • @TheRuggedEchinda
      @TheRuggedEchinda Рік тому +5

      @@NTS7Z because Polnareff keeps throw up coins and stabbing them.

  • @Needwagon4Speedwagon
    @Needwagon4Speedwagon 7 років тому +778

    Many coins were stabbed that day

    • @TT-uo3oo
      @TT-uo3oo 7 років тому +56

      Even speedwagon is surprised!

    • @Superboi7777
      @Superboi7777 5 років тому +9

      Fonded by your company

    • @exaid0556
      @exaid0556 3 роки тому +1

      Rip

  • @gilgammesh1
    @gilgammesh1 5 років тому +463

    Polnareff, like any true manly man, see's the utmost beauty of tequila Joseph.

    • @Random_Iceberg
      @Random_Iceberg 4 роки тому +31

      I mean, Tequila Joseph is hot.

    • @gladiusinvidius
      @gladiusinvidius 3 роки тому +11

      @@Fillardmillmore tequila speedwagon

    • @l4zy332
      @l4zy332 3 роки тому +8

      ever since the end of sc, he never got a girlfriend

  • @shinekuelsword2412
    @shinekuelsword2412 7 років тому +823

    The first one made me burst in laughter

    • @roshanyuvaraj6771
      @roshanyuvaraj6771 4 роки тому +9

      Just this comment alone told me his first oppoent.

    • @dewott8251
      @dewott8251 4 роки тому +6

      @@roshanyuvaraj6771 Its funny enough that I legitimately screamed the quote Polnareff did

    • @hankflitz7409
      @hankflitz7409 3 роки тому +7

      Jojo: *evil chuckling* you’ve fallen for my trap, Frenchman! My disguise is too brilliant!

    • @exaid0556
      @exaid0556 3 роки тому +4

      Polnareff & Old Joseph after he learns that was young Joseph: Joestar-san, what the f**k you were doing in your teenage years?

    • @Kai_CODM9
      @Kai_CODM9 3 роки тому +2

      S ame

  • @guatermelon7543
    @guatermelon7543 7 років тому +593

    Polinareff: How many people have you killed DIO?!
    Dio: how many coins have you stabbed in your lifetime?

  • @daswarudo1957
    @daswarudo1957 7 років тому +703

    Jotaro the Ocean Man
    Polnareff the Turtle guy

  • @bellamylawx9479
    @bellamylawx9479 7 років тому +494

    I love how giorno and buccelati keep the secret from polnareff.

    • @ignisvis8867
      @ignisvis8867 7 років тому +169

      and Mista "are you the turtle guy?"

    • @marctang3802
      @marctang3802 4 роки тому +29

      and Narancia “wait you’re the turtle guy!”

  • @Hdiver89
    @Hdiver89 7 років тому +442

    '' I dont get what's going on, but this is serious!''
    Basically me in every Diavollo's battle.

  • @julianmitchell3035
    @julianmitchell3035 7 років тому +318

    People forget that Jojo let Polnareff ORA alongside him. The only other person he let say ORAA was his own daughter.
    So either, Jolyne, he cherishes you as much as his lifelong best friend, or, Polnareff, he cherishes you as much as his own kid!

    • @twiliblade
      @twiliblade 7 років тому +65

      silver chariot is a pretty badass stand

    • @B0K0691
      @B0K0691 6 років тому +47

      If you're referring to when they do their special attack, it's actually Polnareff's own stand cry, HORA, which means "Come on!"

    • @chaos_blue1089
      @chaos_blue1089 5 років тому +22

      Jotaro cherishing Pol as his own kid isn't that high of a standard.
      Well, unless we're talking about end of Part 6, or EOH Jotaro.

    • @Superboi7777
      @Superboi7777 5 років тому +7

      @@B0K0691 no the sub titles say "ORA"

    • @rigistroni
      @rigistroni 5 років тому +4

      @@B0K0691 Ora also means Come on lmao

  • @Atomic207
    @Atomic207 7 років тому +255

    7:14 Polnareff's PTSD.

  • @ude4225
    @ude4225 7 років тому +202

    "The turtle guy" xD

  • @karlfransson7568
    @karlfransson7568 7 років тому +358

    Holy shit the first one with Young Joseph... My stomach really hurts right Now!

  • @afterpasthours7504
    @afterpasthours7504 7 років тому +373

    I'm not that old, said Jotaro,
    Dude has a fucking teenage daughter and he looks younger than in Part 4.

    • @hyperult3810
      @hyperult3810 6 років тому +20

      Welcome to JoJo, we have tequila is that all right?

    • @liaoxianbw
      @liaoxianbw 6 років тому +20

      Reverse aging is quite rare in the Joestar bloodline. Only Joseph ages like a old man , but why does Jotaro look like a middle-aged man in his fight against a century old vampire in Egypt, then a working young man with a professors degree against a hand-fetish murder alongside the help of a few delinquents(one being his uncle)in a small Japanese town , then finally a young looking badass helping a band of misfits(one being his adolescent adult daughter) against a prison priest (who worships the century old vampire )in Florida

    • @loserinasuit7880
      @loserinasuit7880 5 років тому +6

      She is six at the time. Also that's because his art style changed with the times.

  • @justoneguy2487
    @justoneguy2487 4 роки тому +94

    5:57 Polnareff to Giorno: "I feel like I've known you from somewhere before"
    Either:
    1.) he got Deja Vu from the future (Jamais Vu?)
    2.) He sees a similarity to DIO
    3.) He sees a physical resemblance to Jotaro and Joseph in terms of facial structure

  • @hailthequeen9026
    @hailthequeen9026 7 років тому +275

    Well then Pol. Hitting on tequila woman Joseph eh?

  • @Persona3Yukari
    @Persona3Yukari 7 років тому +203

    I think only Polnareff got fooled by Joseph's disguise...Maybe

    • @zillafire101
      @zillafire101 7 років тому +69

      Jotaro also gets fooled in one line.

    • @disnagburnazog9552
      @disnagburnazog9552 7 років тому +30

      Jotaro prolly pretends to be fooled

    • @Teknanam
      @Teknanam 4 роки тому +9

      @Дмитрий Горецкий
      Both Part 3 and Part 4 Jotaro initially think Tequilla Joseph is an annoying lady, only to act surprised after the fight that he's a guy. Neither sound sarcastic.

  • @captainpepsi353
    @captainpepsi353 6 років тому +102

    mista: hey ur pretty good polnarff: SWORDS ARE BETTER

  • @labenvenci1584
    @labenvenci1584 5 років тому +97

    I'm shocked Jean did not get an Part 5 themed outfit.

  • @bobsmith8405
    @bobsmith8405 7 років тому +145

    Polnareff and kakyoin have much more quotes including the underwear message.

    • @NozaJoza
      @NozaJoza  7 років тому +24

      i haven't forgotten it. my vids cant be longer or as long as 15 minutes. part 2 is done and will be up.

    • @bobsmith8405
      @bobsmith8405 7 років тому +2

      Ah, thank you.

  • @tinapi2026
    @tinapi2026 4 роки тому +43

    Polnareff: Let's see who can get the most punches in
    Polnareff's stand: *using sword*

  • @thisisthegreatestcommentof8960
    @thisisthegreatestcommentof8960 6 років тому +55

    Jean Pierre Polnareff = That Turtle Guy

  • @TheYeetiest
    @TheYeetiest 4 роки тому +48

    Polnareff could probably freeze the entire French economy work how many coins he's skewering.

  • @destionancy_9258
    @destionancy_9258 4 роки тому +45

    Polnareff just wants a relationship. But sadly he never got one all because..
    He became a turtle.

  • @maixwaix6740
    @maixwaix6740 6 років тому +171

    To a normal person isn’t he making the coins float?

  • @nupinoop296
    @nupinoop296 7 років тому +71

    I love Polnareff a lot

  • @TheYeetiest
    @TheYeetiest 4 роки тому +36

    Jonathan - British Gentleman
    Polnareff - French "Gentleman"

  • @celestiashan747
    @celestiashan747 6 років тому +79

    0:17 POLNAREFF HOW CAN U NOT TELL THAT SHE IS A HE

  • @Envinite
    @Envinite 7 років тому +162

    Children in Africa could have eaten those coins...

  • @NobHead1998
    @NobHead1998 7 років тому +408

    Literally all of Polnareff's interactions with Trish are him hitting on her.
    Lest I remind you all that Trish is 15 and Polnereff is around 22

    • @kingkay14
      @kingkay14 7 років тому +116

      NobHead1998 23. Makes it even worse and also during vento aureo he was 35

    • @disnagburnazog9552
      @disnagburnazog9552 7 років тому +147

      the age isn't written on people's foreheads ya know

    • @kingkay14
      @kingkay14 7 років тому +24

      Kai Harris yea that's true nigga funny val had no problem trying to molest her

    • @kingkay14
      @kingkay14 7 років тому +7

      Дмитрий Горецкий ok but come on use your common sense if she looks like a kid 9/10 she is lol. I mean I really don't care myself aslong as they got bControl

    • @yakusodrawsstuff
      @yakusodrawsstuff 6 років тому +1

      +SleepyDragonSushi lol

  • @cverusdel8649
    @cverusdel8649 5 років тому +30

    "gyyyyyeegh! she's a HE??!!"
    polnareff is our single role model

  • @Traumasamanen
    @Traumasamanen 7 років тому +83

    Thank you for Pol quotes! He is my favorite, but it's difficult to find stuff about him.
    Request for videos: Hol Horse & ladies. Hol Horse has different reactions with different female characters. I have found Japanese version, but not one with English subtitles. It would be great to get them too.

    • @NozaJoza
      @NozaJoza  7 років тому +10

      i'll see what i can get from him

    • @Traumasamanen
      @Traumasamanen 7 років тому +5

      It would be greato~

  • @Cuboniix
    @Cuboniix 5 років тому +58

    Most of the diolouge between Trish and Polnareff.
    **FBI BUSTS DOWN THE DOOR**

  • @popatomcmemes7334
    @popatomcmemes7334 7 років тому +39

    5:40 *W H E E Z E*

  • @zannchristo
    @zannchristo 4 роки тому +27

    We're laughing at Polnareff reaction to Tequila Joseph and him stabbing coins but are we really going to let slide Jotaro saying that Star Platinum is strong as ever?

  • @Dravignor
    @Dravignor 5 років тому +25

    Who would win?
    An nigh-immortal vampire that can summon zombies
    or
    A 1,000° sword

  • @bellamylawx9479
    @bellamylawx9479 7 років тому +129

    3:02 is he talking about oingo?

    • @serendaisy
      @serendaisy 7 років тому +18

      yeah he is!

    • @SneedFeedAndSeed
      @SneedFeedAndSeed 5 років тому +4

      @H M Why wouldn't Polnareff fall for that? It's Polnareff.

    • @rustybishop9430
      @rustybishop9430 4 роки тому

      I just chocked when i heard that XD

    • @delksbwg3777
      @delksbwg3777 4 роки тому

      @H M all of them fell for it

  • @alexandrevachon541
    @alexandrevachon541 3 роки тому +11

    Tequila Joseph played Polnareff like a fiddle! XD

  • @user-dk3vh5jq8h
    @user-dk3vh5jq8h 6 років тому +22

    "This she's a HE?!"
    bruh.

  • @vinwaffle7077
    @vinwaffle7077 11 місяців тому +2

    Polnareff and his stand are unironically one of my favorites and one of the few 'I like both the character AND the stand' duos.

  • @templarheadless2827
    @templarheadless2827 7 років тому +25

    Azanyone else here thinks the S. Chariot's head looks too narrow?

    • @NozaJoza
      @NozaJoza  7 років тому +6

      Hadn't noticed i couldn't stop thinking about where its pupils are

  • @kakashihatake326
    @kakashihatake326 7 років тому +50

    Joseph Joestar best trap.

  • @thatguyyouknowtheone4073
    @thatguyyouknowtheone4073 7 років тому +32

    4:23 "wannabe"

    • @cecasiahaan6801
      @cecasiahaan6801 6 років тому +12

      IceGear55 waaaNAAABEEeEEEeEeeEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEeEEEeEeEEe

  • @erickortega6865
    @erickortega6865 7 років тому +56

    Remember kids polnareff says no to cross dressers

  • @motivatedman4630
    @motivatedman4630 4 роки тому +6

    Eeeehhh... Coffee? Then, Polnareff, bring Kakyoin some donuts

  • @decapitated420
    @decapitated420 6 років тому +13

    *respect your elders* Pol, i dont think you're that old yet

  • @qweewqqweewqe4999
    @qweewqqweewqe4999 7 років тому +86

    WAIT trish is 15... polnareff what are you trying to do

    • @golddust7095
      @golddust7095 6 років тому +7

      qweewq qweewqe its japan

    • @cunnyman
      @cunnyman 5 років тому +7

      @@golddust7095
      It's half the world*.
      15 is legal in half the world. 16 another 20% or so.
      18 is popularized by porn.

    • @golddust7095
      @golddust7095 5 років тому

      Yh well japans aoc is 14 if i remember correctly

    • @cunnyman
      @cunnyman 5 років тому

      @@golddust7095
      Yea but Japanese law is dumb. It starts with 13 but many prefectures go with 15 to 18.
      Some strictly prohibits even watching watch under that age, some wants you to be 18 to even be sexually intimate with a person of your own age.
      Basically, it's dumb. That's why I prefer avoiding age of consent in Japan.

    • @reinefurnaceIII
      @reinefurnaceIII 4 роки тому

      It's 18 in France, I don't know for Italy.

  • @ashadowboi1212
    @ashadowboi1212 4 роки тому +6

    Polnareff: being simp for trish and saying nice things
    Trish: I’m 15

  • @holdenhartley5454
    @holdenhartley5454 6 років тому +29

    Polnareff: You're name is Trish? You're gorgeous!
    Polnareff... she's 15.

  • @conntoons_4848
    @conntoons_4848 3 роки тому +6

    I think of all the interactions here, Polnareff’s and Bucciarati’s are my favorite.

  • @PieOfCthulhu
    @PieOfCthulhu 3 роки тому +8

    It must be pretty scarring for Bucciarati's team, who met the respectable and intelligent Polnareff, seeing what he used to be like.

  • @Chocl8215
    @Chocl8215 4 роки тому +4

    3:42
    I was really expecting her to respond with
    "And you... won't... soon."

  • @jhart6764
    @jhart6764 7 років тому +10

    Man that is one weird turtle.

  • @willtheneko7309
    @willtheneko7309 6 років тому +18

    0:12 HA! Gayyyyyyyy!!!

  • @GreenFaceMT
    @GreenFaceMT 3 роки тому +3

    Polnareff: I've never seen you before!
    Giorno: *_I feel the same way_*

  • @titaneren7047
    @titaneren7047 4 роки тому +6

    Jotaro:HA...GAYYY

  • @LittleMisZorua
    @LittleMisZorua 6 років тому +22

    When Pol flirts with Trish, all I can think of is ‘FBI, OPEN UP!’

  • @funnyquarantine2858
    @funnyquarantine2858 3 роки тому +3

    4:09 Trish's voice acting 😍❤️

  • @bacongaming1353
    @bacongaming1353 3 роки тому +4

    0:40 i feel like i’ve seen this somewhere...

  • @stopmefoamjumping
    @stopmefoamjumping 4 роки тому +6

    12:47 is kind of ironic, since he ends up losing 3 of his limbs

  • @mannequia8294
    @mannequia8294 5 років тому +5

    Polnareff x Tequila Joseph.

  • @MA-gn5nl
    @MA-gn5nl 4 роки тому +3

    I love how Narancia and Mista calls Polnareff the turtle guy lol

  • @boaoftheboaians
    @boaoftheboaians 7 років тому +8

    I knew it, Bruno Bucciarati's seiyuu is the same person who voiced Sasuke!!!!

  • @ugjibii1155
    @ugjibii1155 5 років тому +12

    "Wha... that she's a he?!"
    *TRAP DETECTED*

  • @palletlover8519
    @palletlover8519 7 років тому +27

    I think you missed the ones with DIO.

  • @madam-mint
    @madam-mint 5 років тому +6

    What an idiot. I love him.

  • @eddekdraws7794
    @eddekdraws7794 4 роки тому +2

    Speedwagon to Tequila Joseph: Not even a blind man would think you're a woman!!
    And there's Polnareff.

  • @hankflitz7409
    @hankflitz7409 3 роки тому +1

    Jojo: *evil chuckling* You’ve fallen for my trap, Frenchman! My disguise is too brilliant!!

  • @melonysnicket
    @melonysnicket 7 років тому +52

    Polnareff flirting with Trish...
    Dude, she's 15. Calm down.

    • @cunnyman
      @cunnyman 5 років тому +10

      15 is a legal age in like, half the world.
      16 in about 20% more.
      The other 30~% is where the 17, 18, 19, and 20 are at.
      18+ is what porn popularize.

    • @doggychanstp8159
      @doggychanstp8159 5 років тому +3

      Maybe pol didnt know that

    • @TheChaosDragoness
      @TheChaosDragoness 5 років тому +3

      *_FBI, OPEN UP!!_*

    • @user-xw5xo3bv1n
      @user-xw5xo3bv1n 5 років тому +8

      The age of consent in France is 15.
      The age of consent in Italy is 14.
      So... he don't have to calm down.

    • @combativeThinker
      @combativeThinker 5 років тому +3

      Somanithel Kheang
      The human brain doesn't finish development until the age of 25.

  • @samcase9328
    @samcase9328 4 роки тому +2

    Polnareff: Your makeup is weird, yeah, but you’re just way too buff to begin with!
    Joeseph: OH! MY! GOD! I never even thought of that!
    *bruh*

  • @bootstrap925
    @bootstrap925 6 років тому +27

    0/10 no manly handshake with crack yo ween

  • @DJ-po4mt
    @DJ-po4mt 5 років тому +7

    Polnareff wasted so much money with his intros

  • @deadaccount5238
    @deadaccount5238 4 роки тому +5

    Polnareff proven to be even more less than Okuyasu sometime

  • @craigscraig5144
    @craigscraig5144 4 роки тому +16

    Lets get this straight, guns are useless in jojo.

  • @sushifood2607
    @sushifood2607 5 років тому +6

    Polarneff: You got some cute legs
    FBI: *k n o c k k n o c k*

    • @user-xw5xo3bv1n
      @user-xw5xo3bv1n 5 років тому +4

      The age of consent in France is 15.
      The age of consent in Italy is 14.

      Polnareff's age by the time of the game is 22.

  • @evelinv381vasquez6
    @evelinv381vasquez6 3 роки тому +1

    Young Joseph saying Oh My God was something I'd never think I'd hear

  • @user-zd8gt3qb3u
    @user-zd8gt3qb3u Рік тому +1

    When I clicked on the video it made my day XD

  • @pistachio2x4b
    @pistachio2x4b 4 роки тому +1

    10:55 part 2 joseph saying oh my god gives me life

  • @rowboat0012
    @rowboat0012 3 роки тому +1

    Polnareff: *calls trash hot*
    Everyone: *what the fuck in wee woo*

  • @anavictoria3630
    @anavictoria3630 3 роки тому +1

    0:52 polnareff calling narancia a kid when narancia has the same age that jotaro and kakyoin in part 3

    • @adamryamizard5560
      @adamryamizard5560 2 роки тому

      Well, to be fair jotaro and kakyoin are taller and look more mature compare to narancia.

  • @bluu9085
    @bluu9085 5 років тому +3

    3:32 FBI OPEN UP

  • @JoaoHenrique-ip6lk
    @JoaoHenrique-ip6lk 5 років тому +2

    3:35 Dio is best waifu

  • @conntoons_4848
    @conntoons_4848 3 роки тому +2

    Woah, Polnareff, best not to hit on Trish, she's like 3 in your time

  • @ariq45
    @ariq45 7 років тому +16

    wait.... wheres avdol and polnareff?!

    • @NozaJoza
      @NozaJoza  7 років тому +8

      Not to worry im planning on making a follow-up for this.
      - show his poses
      - Add (Normal part 2)
      Joseph
      - and Avdol

  • @Firewolf_430
    @Firewolf_430 6 років тому +3

    0:00 Daga otoko da

  • @bellaqua4324
    @bellaqua4324 2 роки тому

    oookay i did not expect someone to not recognize tequila joseph

  • @mclovin2024
    @mclovin2024 6 років тому +2

    best turtle

  • @whoeveraboveisawesome6020
    @whoeveraboveisawesome6020 3 роки тому +1

    3:53 Polnareff, she’s 15!

  • @sushiwise
    @sushiwise 4 роки тому +1

    *Polnareff's Bizzare Adventure: Coindust Crustabbers*

  • @ScoutConvoy
    @ScoutConvoy 4 роки тому +1

    12:48 Monty Python FTW!

  • @alejandroandreu272
    @alejandroandreu272 5 років тому +1

    3:33 *angry durururu noises*

  • @Aaron-ki6qc
    @Aaron-ki6qc 5 років тому +1

    1:54 best mother's

  • @superidoldexiarong7406
    @superidoldexiarong7406 3 роки тому +1

    1:37 don't worry you'll understand

  • @t10god
    @t10god 3 роки тому +1

    Polnareff being tricked by Joseph LMAOOOOO

  • @adamrizkymubarak
    @adamrizkymubarak 4 роки тому +1

    "GA KID!"

  • @TreyPDB
    @TreyPDB 3 роки тому +1

    Jean-Pierre is my favorite character in all of Jojo

  • @tooters6108
    @tooters6108 4 роки тому +2

    I am very uncomfortable with him complimenting Trish so much and asking her out lmao

  • @thesenate9319
    @thesenate9319 3 роки тому +1

    When you realize Polnareff is flirting with Trish who is 15