Langston Kerman - Don’t Get Engaged, Go to Medieval Times

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  • Langston Kerman on why you should vote Republican, and why you should go to Medieval Times instead of getting engaged. Langston Kerman stand up from the Just For Laughs Straight Up, Stand Up series. Subscribe: bit.ly/1ShFiDP
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  • @nicoleakinyi2611
    @nicoleakinyi2611 5 років тому +727

    Lol "She looked me in my human eyes... " 😂😂

  • @Jhowar04
    @Jhowar04 5 років тому +2279

    This dude is so much funnier then that crowd gave him credit for

    • @madisynjackson5861
      @madisynjackson5861 5 років тому +21

      Honestly! They were laughing to be bice, but he was hilarious!

    • @TheAvgCommentator
      @TheAvgCommentator 5 років тому +19

      They don't mic the crowd very well.

    • @ikg2004
      @ikg2004 5 років тому +2

      Ah, no.

    • @SP-sp7ul
      @SP-sp7ul 4 роки тому +15

      I was thinking the same thing. It's why I came to comment. Do your thang Langston

    • @garrettbertholf4347
      @garrettbertholf4347 4 роки тому +1

      Meh

  • @powerswish
    @powerswish 5 років тому +866

    There's some subtle cleverness all over this set. This guy is good.

  • @rjmoney9
    @rjmoney9 4 роки тому +236

    The Wu Tang joke around 4:35 was so so so under-appreciated by this crowd.

  • @jaypalmer2463
    @jaypalmer2463 5 років тому +864

    Thick Clit Energy - TCE

  • @curlz4dayzz597
    @curlz4dayzz597 4 роки тому +314

    As soon as he said “recently engaged” my heart dropped I really thought I was in love lol 😂 he’s hilarious, his content 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽

  • @Thiefree
    @Thiefree 4 роки тому +374

    oh this material was WASTED on that audience, this guy rules

    • @ketercognitohazard
      @ketercognitohazard 3 роки тому +2

      Yo, for real. This guy went way over this crowds head. Top-shelf comedy, right here.

    • @BudandBloomWithBlossom
      @BudandBloomWithBlossom 3 роки тому +1

      Thiefree For real. This crowd sucked, but this guy is excellent.

  • @tiernytouch3274
    @tiernytouch3274 5 років тому +369

    “ghostface killah’s not fluent in mandarin” LMFAOO

    • @EddieLowenheim
      @EddieLowenheim 4 роки тому

      And some fucking way it got no reaction, it was a great joke

  • @calebutterback8528
    @calebutterback8528 5 років тому +472

    That crowd was so weak this dude is hilarious

    • @4shady0
      @4shady0 5 років тому +4

      Different type of crowds, they're respecting the show and enjoying it at the same time.

    • @lilettex0421
      @lilettex0421 5 років тому +4

      @@4shady0 Respecting the show?? You're kidding right? It's a comedy show. The way the audience respsects the show is to laugh.

    • @bobbiusshadow6985
      @bobbiusshadow6985 4 роки тому +1

      Respect the crowd

  • @MrWinnieP
    @MrWinnieP 5 років тому +398

    I like how it feels like a buddy is just talking to me. Hope to see more from this guy

  • @LydianMelody
    @LydianMelody 4 роки тому +77

    Commenting from the apocalypse in 2020 and just wanted to say this guy called it. Looking forward to voting for the dolphin whenever she announces her candidacy.

    • @LordHighRoller
      @LordHighRoller 3 роки тому +7

      I was looking for this comment 😂

    • @tonyawallace5297
      @tonyawallace5297 3 роки тому +5

      @@LordHighRoller I immediately started reading the comments looking for it! 😂 So glad I wasn't disappointed.

  • @Nothere.anymore
    @Nothere.anymore 5 років тому +171

    Crowd is poop. I’m cracking up at my desk

  • @fog415
    @fog415 4 роки тому +27

    According to our collective comments, WE all should’ve been his crowd. Just stumbled across his D.A.R.E. video by chance and now I’m searching for all his stuff. He made me laugh, uncontrolled, for the first time since March. 🙌🏽

  • @Perfectpearl
    @Perfectpearl 5 років тому +128

    3:53
    An Asian guy named Jerome.
    Rotflmfao

  • @ampollard7041
    @ampollard7041 4 роки тому +62

    "Ghostface Killah is not fluent in Mandarin.... I know that"
    HILARIOUS 😄😄

  • @anthonyzullo
    @anthonyzullo 5 років тому +103

    Busted out laughing at my own job over the "end to the story of white people" bruh, I feel that so much

  • @Subscribe2mychannel
    @Subscribe2mychannel 5 років тому +67

    I’m 36 and just found out that it was chest of drawers I’ve been saying Chester my whole life 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @choppacal4899
    @choppacal4899 5 років тому +340

    It's intelligent comedy.

  • @misterpalmer
    @misterpalmer 5 років тому +188

    He a FOOL. I'm gonna find more of his vids.

  • @royal3880
    @royal3880 5 років тому +837

    The crowd was trash. He's funny even if I never watched Insecure.

    • @CalvinLimuel
      @CalvinLimuel 5 років тому +11

      or they don't mike the audience

    • @Moridorable
      @Moridorable 5 років тому +2

      I noticed that a lot of these small set videos we see in the recommended videos end up with Icehouse-sized crowds. It's kinda off-putting for people who are used to the sound of a full auditorium's fullness of reverberation and the sheer mass of the audience's ambient sounds. I get how it's jarring, but when comics work IRL they sometimes do REALLY small rooms or just bars.

    • @Moridorable
      @Moridorable 5 років тому +3

      Read Patton Oswalt's _"Silver Screen Fiend."_ He talks about the difference between dive bar audiences & the hothouse flowerbeds of a hipster, uptown LA stage spot.

    • @Moridorable
      @Moridorable 5 років тому +1

      It's really interesting to see what _builds_ a comic.

    • @shaethefunny1428
      @shaethefunny1428 5 років тому +6

      I didnt know he was in insecure 🤯

  • @avirei98
    @avirei98 4 роки тому +35

    I just realized why I find this man so attractive. He looks like model and actor Brian white. Same smile and everything

    • @MissEasyPeasySleasy
      @MissEasyPeasySleasy 4 роки тому +4

      Avianna Reign YESSSS! Thought it was just me! Just like Brian White!!!

    • @kayyoung9242
      @kayyoung9242 4 роки тому +1

      EXACTLY 😁👍

  • @keelyhenson8494
    @keelyhenson8494 5 років тому +38

    “I’m not ready for turtle” 🤣🤣

  • @b.j.h.1706
    @b.j.h.1706 4 роки тому +230

    He needs to do more Black gigs. He makes White people think too much. By the time they realize it's a joke, he's on the next one.

    • @ketercognitohazard
      @ketercognitohazard 3 роки тому

      Nah bro. I'm kinda white and I almost pissed my pants laughing at main man.

    • @chelseacco7567
      @chelseacco7567 3 роки тому +2

      @@ketercognitohazard Kinda white? 😂

    • @Kick0a0cat
      @Kick0a0cat 3 роки тому +2

      @@ketercognitohazard so you not white white, that's different :D

    • @Kick0a0cat
      @Kick0a0cat 3 роки тому

      @@chelseacco7567 biracial? White passing? Idk

  • @mountainlife2411
    @mountainlife2411 5 років тому +43

    That wu tang joke joke had me rooooolin"

  • @richardgolden4315
    @richardgolden4315 5 років тому +3

    "Fuck, I didnt wanna eat ass, damn I was really trying not to eat ass" the whole "eat ass" reference gat me dying...😂😂😂

  • @JonesBoy97
    @JonesBoy97 4 роки тому +17

    The first voting joke aged INCREDIBLY

    • @1ne2wo3hree4o5ive
      @1ne2wo3hree4o5ive 3 роки тому +1

      Its aging even better now would u say

    • @Whocareslol420
      @Whocareslol420 2 місяці тому

      Still aging like a fine wine. We got a dementia ridden old man, and a felon who also seems to have several screws loose being our only presidential options

    • @carolinewilhelm7672
      @carolinewilhelm7672 Місяць тому

      @@1ne2wo3hree4o5ive And even better in 2024. Fine wine

  • @pamelaison2444
    @pamelaison2444 5 років тому +44

    "I love my girl...but I don't know if I'm ready for 🐢"...😂😂💀💀👻👻

  • @malcolmsaxton2028
    @malcolmsaxton2028 5 років тому +26

    Jerome Yang ..😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lilithamethystius5289
    @lilithamethystius5289 5 років тому +41

    He's so attractive.

  • @toyadiinae9800
    @toyadiinae9800 4 роки тому +9

    That whole set of jokes starting from Jerome to WuTang Clan was hilarious!!!

  • @egggggyy
    @egggggyy 5 років тому +86

    Chester drawers! I died

  • @Yinteaberry
    @Yinteaberry 4 роки тому +7

    Watching in 2020 like alright, I'm ready for this dolphin

  • @jacobballenger3703
    @jacobballenger3703 5 років тому +67

    I somehow predicted the name Jerome. With like crazy confidence too. Weird.

    • @Taeyexe
      @Taeyexe 4 роки тому

      Jacob Ballenger bro same 😂

    • @LunarySSF2
      @LunarySSF2 4 роки тому +1

      i thought he would said Langston that would've been a wholesome moment, someone naming themselves after him
      Instead Jerome was funny as FUCK lool

  • @miraculux.
    @miraculux. 5 років тому +44

    Watching 7-10 of these vids on this stage back to back I've learned the crowd is *always* crap. They should be doing some vetting before taping at the very least... 👀 now some of these poor guys can’t even send their friends n family to youtube without giving them hella cringe

  • @NickE-db7gw
    @NickE-db7gw 5 років тому +45

    This guy is so funny, its unreal! Just its a dammmm shame he had a very bad audience! Go forward bro..your funny like hell!

  • @liteskinmxcn
    @liteskinmxcn 3 роки тому +1

    The first minute was gold and true, dude saw it coming before anyone else.

  • @katjames2545
    @katjames2545 5 років тому +82

    Insecure! Oh I love him 😍 and he's funny. The crowd sucked. 👎

  • @CountsDigGraves
    @CountsDigGraves 5 років тому +6

    Spent all evening listening to different comedians on UA-cam, and this is the first one tonight that got me laughing out loud. Great!

  • @IAMMNY253
    @IAMMNY253 5 років тому +34

    He's super funny, but the crowd definitely ruined the appeal, for this one time add a laugh track bc he needs more exposure

  • @hartbr0k3nmusic2
    @hartbr0k3nmusic2 4 роки тому +10

    This man singlehandedly predicted 2020😭😭

  • @macmizzo9028
    @macmizzo9028 5 років тому +116

    My dude from insecure. Molly homie

    • @oRuTRa45
      @oRuTRa45 4 роки тому +2

      Just found out today dude is a stand-up comic.

  • @molly3057
    @molly3057 5 років тому +5

    oh my god. I really like him! He's hilarious. Its 1am and I'm trying to laugh as quietly as possible as to not wake up my sister but he made it really difficult. My favorite part about him was that even thou the crowd was terrible, he still had this confidence about him. Like he knew just how funny he was and he wasn't bothered by how unresponsive they were.

  • @kenetabansi5016
    @kenetabansi5016 4 роки тому +39

    He sounds like Dave Chappell’s imitation of a stereotypical white man

  • @cpmenninga
    @cpmenninga 5 років тому +2

    I just heard Langston on Comedy Bang Bang. It was one of the best episodes ever. You have a new fan.

  • @natalieh5950
    @natalieh5950 2 роки тому +2

    I was watching the Boys the other day and wondered where I'd seen Eagle's face before... now that another video of his stand up came up on my recommended page everything makes sense. Looked up the name and remembered he was also on Insecure! Great track record Langston lol

  • @soulmechanics7946
    @soulmechanics7946 5 років тому +5

    "Squire!"😂

  • @Harvester88
    @Harvester88 5 років тому +9

    "Nah, we good. Enjoy your meeting."

  • @VitaEx
    @VitaEx 4 роки тому

    I frickin love langston I clicked after checking his last video does not disappoint great delivery and style keeping tabs he’s gonna be huge

  • @kellikakes81
    @kellikakes81 4 роки тому +2

    I was over 30 years old when I found out it was Chest of Drawers, not Chester drawers, too 🤣🤣🤣

  • @maburg713
    @maburg713 4 роки тому +1

    I just really like how intelligent and witty he is. You have to keep up, and you find yourself appreciating things later.
    Just a really funny guy. And the turtle thing?? Priceless.

  • @kesleygeorge6093
    @kesleygeorge6093 5 років тому +30

    Who else cliked because he look cute on the pic

    • @stoutyyyy
      @stoutyyyy 4 роки тому +1

      Kesley GEORGE he look cute in the video too

  • @josephsummer777
    @josephsummer777 4 роки тому +4

    Green Knight reference is beautiful IF YOU READ MALORY's Morte d' A. Love it. Finally a comic for me.

  • @Dommy11
    @Dommy11 5 років тому +7

    I love bruh's observation and analytical skills. His commentary could use some work but when he gets that down he could be great.

  • @erikapurcell-williams4049
    @erikapurcell-williams4049 5 років тому +15

    We see you, Langston! Keep it up, sir! ;-)

  • @priestmorrison6564
    @priestmorrison6564 5 років тому +34

    I'thumbed'soon as he said
    Dolphin
    Hilarity

  • @Jromestrings
    @Jromestrings 5 років тому +89

    Beep beep. Here to take y'all to school

  • @beasamsung3803
    @beasamsung3803 4 роки тому +7

    Who else JUST found out it is “chest of drawers” in 2020?!! 🙈🙈🙈 🤣🤣🤣 & I’m 33!!!

  • @tyronebowannie4488
    @tyronebowannie4488 4 роки тому +2

    "And I love my girl, but I don't know that I'm ready for turtle." Best quote I ever heard! This dude is funny!

  • @alexmason4223
    @alexmason4223 4 роки тому +1

    “Let’s start with soup and work our way up” that was so underrated lmfaooo, this guy is good at casually sending out punchline jokes

  • @robrodriguez4866
    @robrodriguez4866 3 роки тому +1

    Yo the first few jokes broke the crowd! 😂

  • @jeannedeclue
    @jeannedeclue 4 роки тому +1

    I just died over and over again. I love this dude.

  • @anwulika.o
    @anwulika.o 5 років тому +15

    He’s really smart. Just a naturally funny guy

  • @TheNotoriousKRP
    @TheNotoriousKRP 5 років тому +32

    I really like the points that he makes in the first minute.

  • @shaethefunny1428
    @shaethefunny1428 5 років тому +10

    First of all im a clean 33. And didnt know that was a thing. Chest of drawers!!!! I just called it get it out the drawers. 🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @flowerwolff-8017
    @flowerwolff-8017 4 роки тому +1

    His smile makes me blush. Oh stop Langston. 🙃

  • @GladiatorCoachSully
    @GladiatorCoachSully 4 роки тому +2

    This guy is hilarious, how am I just now finding him?

  • @dayhop3257
    @dayhop3257 4 роки тому +5

    this crowd was so dry. Give the man a #Netflix special, please and thank you!

  • @jaypalmer2463
    @jaypalmer2463 5 років тому +2

    First joke got me lol

  • @positivevibesveda
    @positivevibesveda 5 років тому +30

    I learned last year that it said “piracy is not a victimless crime” and not “privacy is not a victimless crime”😂

  • @NonBinary_Star
    @NonBinary_Star 2 роки тому

    Hilarious! I love it!

  • @JordanReedYT
    @JordanReedYT 5 років тому +1

    This guy is always GREAT!!!

  • @lesleymokonyama8308
    @lesleymokonyama8308 4 роки тому +5

    She fights with shit I did a year and a half ago..

  • @hannahreneesanders8250
    @hannahreneesanders8250 4 роки тому +1

    "Thick Clit" BRUH. This dude is hilarious.

  • @juniorbanyn8989
    @juniorbanyn8989 4 роки тому +3

    That crowd was hella dead, that midwest chlamydia joke is killer

  • @Rubber703s
    @Rubber703s 5 років тому +23

    93 thumb down Jerome's...(?)
    That's crazy...

  • @Andrethemodel
    @Andrethemodel 4 роки тому +2

    Looking back on this woah !!

  • @juicymiss87
    @juicymiss87 5 років тому +5

    Jerome Yang🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @frankdeux9784
    @frankdeux9784 2 роки тому

    Didn’t even know he did stand up. Yo is crazy funny in Bust Down.

  • @5475mcga
    @5475mcga 5 років тому +1

    Turtle still in there??!! I died😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mauricelangley5033
    @mauricelangley5033 5 років тому +1

    Chesterdrawers cracked me up!!

  • @aurorabanks5778
    @aurorabanks5778 5 років тому +1

    As soon as he said I'm engaged.. I rolled my eyes!! Damn it another hot nigga off the market 😂😂😂

  • @mofrowannabe
    @mofrowannabe 4 роки тому +1

    “Naaah, no bath.” 💀 🤣

  • @moonnugget4598
    @moonnugget4598 5 років тому +6

    XD Dolphin for President 2020! lmfbao

  • @mwihaki.wanjoroge635
    @mwihaki.wanjoroge635 5 років тому +19

    Oh My God he is from Insecure.

  • @JoJoLuvChannel
    @JoJoLuvChannel 4 роки тому

    Chester Drawers 😂😂😂😭😭😭

  • @luxehousehomeshorttermrent1462

    I'm here because of his podcast and I'm glad I came.

  • @ashlyarsenic7253
    @ashlyarsenic7253 5 років тому +2

    Hehehe so awesome

  • @jamawilliams1577
    @jamawilliams1577 5 років тому +38

    He Favors Actor Brian White
    Handsome
    Sexy

  • @LoveberryMusic
    @LoveberryMusic 3 роки тому +2

    That first joke definitely aged well lmao

  • @sundaegold
    @sundaegold 4 роки тому +2

    Watching this during Covid epidemic. Lol

  • @KinkyXKnotti
    @KinkyXKnotti 4 роки тому +1

    When everything's burning to the ground as we speak

  • @Alr1ghtyThen
    @Alr1ghtyThen 4 роки тому

    "Chest of Drawers" just fucked me up.

  • @Perfectpearl
    @Perfectpearl 5 років тому +2

    4:29
    Lol

  • @187nellybelly
    @187nellybelly 5 років тому +1

    Chester drawers LMAO!

  • @erikaa.3030
    @erikaa.3030 4 роки тому +2

    It will forever be "Chesta Draws" in my book .

  • @heatherlowe7330
    @heatherlowe7330 3 роки тому

    This guy is hilarious! 😂

  • @Rogueknowledge
    @Rogueknowledge 5 років тому

    This dude made me subscribe

  • @ColbyWanShinobi
    @ColbyWanShinobi 5 років тому +1

    "Girth-y Clitoris" 🤣

  • @1vootman
    @1vootman 4 роки тому +7

    As a white guy, I approve of his message 🤣 great set, lame crowd

  • @jessw.82
    @jessw.82 3 роки тому

    He is so absolutely adorable!