Langston Kerman: “I Feel Like the Only Kid That Fell for the D.A.R.E. Campaign”

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  • @barbaraoconnor7038
    @barbaraoconnor7038 3 роки тому +365

    Off topic, but I nominate Langston for the most beautiful smile, EVER ❤️❤️

    • @Fr3ud
      @Fr3ud 3 роки тому +5

      Nah fam I’ll keep that title to myself

    • @a.s.h.5774
      @a.s.h.5774 3 роки тому +14

      Damn he really really does! Dude makes me smile and feel all bubbly and positive everytime his face glows each smile.

    • @Rezin_8
      @Rezin_8 3 роки тому +4

      Crest Kid 🤣🙌

    • @JS-ls8oy
      @JS-ls8oy 3 роки тому +2

      It's really like a sun lighting up ^^

    • @jenniferbates2811
      @jenniferbates2811 3 роки тому +1

      Right !?

  • @TakodaRA8
    @TakodaRA8 3 роки тому +233

    Black man being true to himself I fucks wit it.

  • @aaronk8440
    @aaronk8440 3 роки тому +188

    “Thank you, ‘lil rhymin bitch” lol

  • @nardosb8915
    @nardosb8915 3 роки тому +154

    Trigger warning: if you played the clarinet and believed DARE you’ll realize you have always been a dork.
    Damn man, thanks for breaking my bubble!

    • @lepetitmort1150
      @lepetitmort1150 3 роки тому +1

      M Pearson men might actually find women who do that ATTRACTIVE!

    • @MissTXTee
      @MissTXTee 3 роки тому

      Does the recorder count?

  • @Ree_DV9
    @Ree_DV9 3 роки тому +149

    "Crack hell naw dog not no more." 💀😂

  • @TheSimplyCooking
    @TheSimplyCooking 3 роки тому +113

    If there isn’t any heroin in my Cesar’s salad I don’t want it!

  • @jessw.82
    @jessw.82 3 роки тому +31

    He is just ADORABLE!

  • @thedeejaeebee5babee
    @thedeejaeebee5babee 3 роки тому +46

    Time is crazy. I remember years ago this comedian came on the stage at Showtime At The Apollo and said, "Drugs are cool," and the audience started booing so loudly he never got to finish his sentence, they ended up giving him the hook.

    • @Rhekon
      @Rhekon 3 роки тому +10

      Goes to show you, people fucking suck.

    • @cherylkay1636
      @cherylkay1636 3 роки тому +1

      I knew he looked familiar 😬🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @_s_t_r_a_v_i
      @_s_t_r_a_v_i 3 роки тому +1

      @@Rhekon to be fair, this set (and most comedy) is for people who do drugs; it’s funny to think someone fell for dare if you didn’t

  • @joylinejostar3622
    @joylinejostar3622 3 роки тому +10

    I am in love with this man. I want nothing more in the world than eat frozen yogurt and watch proposal videos with him

  • @molly3057
    @molly3057 3 роки тому +17

    I was crying before I watched this video. But Langston always makes me feel better 💕

  • @Lavi345
    @Lavi345 3 роки тому +6

    He is so adorable, when he holds his face is aww so cute

  • @Slinkyye
    @Slinkyye 3 роки тому +47

    Lol it’s not mislabeled, clearly a few of y’all wasn’t listening, he said that exact line in the beginning. Lol before the heroine joke

    • @Slinkyye
      @Slinkyye 3 роки тому +3

      @@mr.minotaur7781 thank you , i was so confused on how that many people missed the joke lol 🥴

  • @HighAsHeckPriestess
    @HighAsHeckPriestess 3 роки тому +30

    What a wholesome man "I watch UA-cam videos of people getting engaged!"

  • @kdfkdf1711
    @kdfkdf1711 3 роки тому +30

    The say no to drugs fried egg commercial worked on me. That and having drug addicts on both sides of the family. I never was tempted to try it. Not even weed. Had friends that smoked.

    • @r.b.r.b.8713
      @r.b.r.b.8713 3 роки тому +1

      Sucks for u

    • @michah321
      @michah321 2 роки тому

      @@r.b.r.b.8713 I tried weed for a little while. I hated it. Cognitively it was indistinguishable from when I had a concussion. But to each their own.

    • @r.b.r.b.8713
      @r.b.r.b.8713 2 роки тому

      @@michah321 look im high right now ain't nobody trying hear them big ass words just say it wasn't for you 😂😂😂😂😂🤣

    • @lyricsornah9882
      @lyricsornah9882 2 роки тому +1

      You are very wise. Some people just do it because everyone else is doing it

  • @lolOloveOlol21
    @lolOloveOlol21 3 роки тому +5

    I could just watch him all day 😂😍

  • @jenniferbates2811
    @jenniferbates2811 3 роки тому +4

    Same here hun, I graduated high school in 1996. I've never been high and I had my first drink when I was 27.

  • @enzomthethwa5861
    @enzomthethwa5861 3 роки тому +74

    There's a lot more character to this guy than meets the eye.

    • @enzomthethwa5861
      @enzomthethwa5861 3 роки тому +1

      I get that vibe too, but let's wait for him to tell us. 😉

    • @omaraguilar3103
      @omaraguilar3103 3 роки тому +16

      Bruh forgot to change accounts. Yikes.

    • @MrGrant741
      @MrGrant741 3 роки тому +2

      @@omaraguilar3103 💀💀💀💀

    • @lolOloveOlol21
      @lolOloveOlol21 3 роки тому +3

      Did you respond to someone that deleted their comment? I feel like the other comment alluded to certain preferences

    • @cherylkay1636
      @cherylkay1636 3 роки тому

      This whole thread is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣…

  • @aick
    @aick 3 роки тому +3

    Absolute genius. Brilliant. Respect!

  • @bighomieJ5X
    @bighomieJ5X 3 роки тому +20

    So true, commercials for us 🤷🏾‍♂️ folk always have someone singing or dancing....👎🏾

  • @bleedingbatho
    @bleedingbatho 3 роки тому +30

    y’all recognize him from Insecure?

    • @Faith_Ell22
      @Faith_Ell22 3 роки тому +1

      Yep! I was just about to google it until I saw your comment.

  • @FoxMacLeod2501
    @FoxMacLeod2501 3 роки тому +4

    @3:00 so true. Listen to an ad for Guitar Center on a metropolitan area's rock station, then listen to the spot for the same exact store on the local hip-hop station. It's... infuriating, honestly.

    • @Rezin_8
      @Rezin_8 3 роки тому

      Radio contest for national syndicated channels....the ad is aired 10 minutes sooner on Rock station than it airs on hip hop channels ⚖🤺🤷‍♂️ offsetting winning demographic

  • @anishia
    @anishia 3 роки тому +13

    Wanted to see this spoken word commercial he spoke of but strangely, searching "lil rhymin' bitch dare" did not help. Go figure 😂

  • @chanibabie
    @chanibabie 3 роки тому +14

    Didn't know he did stand-up! Love his conspiracy theory podcast.

  • @SuperMiniHearts
    @SuperMiniHearts 3 роки тому +7

    This was funny but it was definitely very real

  • @AndresSanchez-mp8yy
    @AndresSanchez-mp8yy 3 роки тому +5

    Nah I think the DARE campaign deadass work on me man

  • @eIicit
    @eIicit 2 роки тому

    Excellent, hilarious. More please.

  • @Ree_DV9
    @Ree_DV9 3 роки тому +2

    Great set 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @lucaJBF
    @lucaJBF 3 роки тому +3

    This is 10/10 content

  • @irvingklaw57
    @irvingklaw57 3 роки тому +12

    He is so cute

  • @gabrielgonzalez1993
    @gabrielgonzalez1993 3 роки тому +3

    This guy got hella personality

  • @brandonclark7867
    @brandonclark7867 3 роки тому +1

    Fresh AF.

  • @kdfkdf1711
    @kdfkdf1711 3 роки тому +2

    i love the engagement videos.

  • @mmessi72
    @mmessi72 2 роки тому

    such a great set... and also shoes

  • @cameronkarimi-zand6192
    @cameronkarimi-zand6192 2 роки тому

    Can't say I've never gone down the engagement video rabbit hole

  • @Rezin_8
    @Rezin_8 3 роки тому +3

    This is Chaz 🙌🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bluebird5173
    @bluebird5173 3 роки тому +8

    4:02 Most of the audience didn't realize he just attacked toxic masculinity.

  • @Arizona_Raven
    @Arizona_Raven 3 роки тому +10

    This is Chaz. Word.

  • @sissywizard1764
    @sissywizard1764 3 роки тому +1

    First joke in i know this guy is funny as hell 👍 haha thanks dude

  • @SharonSmith-xw5xy
    @SharonSmith-xw5xy 3 роки тому +2

    He is a cutie pie 🥰

  • @lilrayallen13
    @lilrayallen13 3 роки тому

    "Play that clarinet" lmaooooo

  • @adorovidamia
    @adorovidamia 3 роки тому +1

    Good stuff 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @MattRuizPhotoCinema
    @MattRuizPhotoCinema 3 роки тому

    "hid dad you get it" im dead

  • @1hawkins707
    @1hawkins707 2 роки тому

    See you in Sactown!!

  • @joshuakambanzhi816
    @joshuakambanzhi816 3 роки тому

    love the description

  • @massaj88
    @massaj88 3 роки тому +1

    But...his dad....you know...HAHA. SO TRUE

  • @beckg777
    @beckg777 2 роки тому +2

    My husband says Langston has that light skin dude smile 😂.
    Edit: Hubby is a beautiful dark skinned black man so don’t @ me.

  • @mushroom6707
    @mushroom6707 3 роки тому +6

    Yall he was in The Boys!

  • @crossedwires2629
    @crossedwires2629 3 роки тому

    so good!

  • @wyntonwallers1363
    @wyntonwallers1363 Рік тому

    HILARIOUS

  • @bettystiegler1702
    @bettystiegler1702 3 роки тому

    Dude is a funny, sweetie pie!

  • @savalaslindsey274
    @savalaslindsey274 3 роки тому

    This is dope

  • @mitchelllee75
    @mitchelllee75 2 роки тому

    But you know, his dad! Hahahahahaha!

  • @Grahh777
    @Grahh777 3 роки тому +2

    “Play that clarinette”

    • @kenzij
      @kenzij 3 роки тому +1

      *clarinet (just by the way)

  • @eastdurham5520
    @eastdurham5520 2 роки тому

    Bro was mad funny on bust down I really hope the figure out how to bring it back

  • @Adriana-ml5xx
    @Adriana-ml5xx 3 роки тому

    I ain’t hear a word he said, he fine fine 😍

  • @omicronmusigma
    @omicronmusigma 2 роки тому

    Eagle the Archer!

  • @aconvowithcrissee222
    @aconvowithcrissee222 3 роки тому +5

    i was so confused when the title was gonna come

  • @simonloteria
    @simonloteria 3 роки тому

    ppease upload the set please

  • @acesb24
    @acesb24 3 роки тому +1

    Is this the Eagle the archer off of the boys?

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 3 роки тому +20

    Fantastic but this clip MIS titled I think.

  • @Ki-Lessons
    @Ki-Lessons 2 роки тому +1

    Now I'm checking out engagement videos, like I need another @#$%# vice.

  • @JaschaShum1986
    @JaschaShum1986 3 роки тому +26

    I’m happy he didn’t get married wit his fine self

  • @chrisbrown7046
    @chrisbrown7046 3 роки тому

    True

  • @lexkeach5726
    @lexkeach5726 3 роки тому +2

    This set was amazing! This guy was hilarious from start to finish.
    Also, just pop some zofran, or Phenergan half an hour before you do opiates if they make you throw up at first. If you don't have access to those, you can get dramamine or bonine over the counter. Dose high on the antiemetics, and low on the heroin or other opiates until your body adjusts. Or just don't do heroin, because it's a bitch to quit, and you spend the rest of your life with it in the back of your head. 😅

  • @MultitaskingGuy
    @MultitaskingGuy 2 роки тому

    I listen to a podcast and I came here to see what he looks like. I am shook

  • @HelloThere-xs8ss
    @HelloThere-xs8ss 3 роки тому

    I forgot what it stood for because drugs. No loss felt.

  • @firebrandsgirl
    @firebrandsgirl 3 роки тому +1

    Hilarious

  • @yicasso__3090
    @yicasso__3090 3 роки тому

    Another Brian White😂✊🏽

  • @luisavila6228
    @luisavila6228 3 роки тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 sooooo good, it’s funny ‘cause it’s true

  • @michellemcfarland80
    @michellemcfarland80 2 роки тому

    😆💗For Real Yo!!!
    👍👏👍👏👍👏

  • @amki3885
    @amki3885 3 роки тому

    شهر کرمان؟ Kerman city?

  • @nelsonmorales6831
    @nelsonmorales6831 3 роки тому +5

    Wrong description

  • @BaiiBaii22
    @BaiiBaii22 3 роки тому

    I let Darren the DARE lion down as soon as I got to college smh.

  • @aaronparquet504
    @aaronparquet504 2 роки тому

    Adam Bethune: that nigga!

  • @annaedrey9410
    @annaedrey9410 3 роки тому +1

    Some drugs are cool 😭 we draw the line at heroine and meth 😂

  • @x0Mickey0x
    @x0Mickey0x 3 роки тому +2

    Someone put him on a TV show please

  • @LeesaDeAndrea
    @LeesaDeAndrea 3 роки тому +2

    If he never did heroin how does he know it bothers him?

  • @robertocruztv6097
    @robertocruztv6097 3 роки тому +2

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lloydthurstondinwiddieakag297
    @lloydthurstondinwiddieakag297 3 роки тому

    I thought it was me...

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 3 роки тому +4

    If folks don’t respond to reasonable (after 10 pm weeknights, after 1 AM weekends), respectful requests then yes, I find a man calling popo sexy.

  • @baptismking7314
    @baptismking7314 3 роки тому +2

    lakeith steinfeld if he was light skinneded

  • @jniellerivers5938
    @jniellerivers5938 3 роки тому

    I am that woman who calls the police for noise violations sooooooo yea that would be a turn on

  • @kamikaze4172
    @kamikaze4172 3 роки тому

    I remember one JonTron looked at, where this drug dealer "showed his true colors" and turned out to be a snake

  • @bfamilyfun5278
    @bfamilyfun5278 2 роки тому

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @jameswalker2534
    @jameswalker2534 3 роки тому

    Last part Tru ASF 😡

  • @ellesilverwolf4571
    @ellesilverwolf4571 3 роки тому

    😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣

  • @lovekushmorya1648
    @lovekushmorya1648 3 роки тому +1

    💋💋💕💋💋💋💕💕

  • @DefendTheStar
    @DefendTheStar 11 місяців тому

    Once my dad retired id always come home from school to him crying a little bit at that show on TLC that followed women as they delivered their babies. I think it mightve been called A baby story. That and the wedding show where the other brides would vote and the winner got a honeymoon and theyd all nitpick such hilarious stuff about each other's weddingd.

  • @AwellPackagedFellow
    @AwellPackagedFellow 11 місяців тому

    Ironically "feels like a hundred years of systemic racism has been lifted off my shoulders, thank you lik rhymin' bitch" is also what I say after listening to a Kendrick Lamar Album

  • @Emin3ntProductions
    @Emin3ntProductions 3 роки тому

    This is a repeat....

  • @detavitlucssenippah5304
    @detavitlucssenippah5304 3 роки тому

    He's high asf rite now wtf

  • @Wynter_Heat
    @Wynter_Heat 3 роки тому

    Trey sounds like the devilI’m the Bible. He quiet minding his business with not one story.😈

  • @BigGahmBoss
    @BigGahmBoss 3 роки тому

    If this dude drinks on the regs and has that whole "I don't do drugs" bit, than he is a massive hypocrite

  • @alexandrahenderson4368
    @alexandrahenderson4368 3 роки тому

    I don't like drugs not do I approve of others around me doing it unless it's for medical purposes

  • @ricknelson2508
    @ricknelson2508 3 роки тому

    this dude is wack , next !

  • @IAmLovesLight
    @IAmLovesLight 3 роки тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣