Why Would Anyone Believe in Ghosts? - Langston Kerman
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- Опубліковано 15 гру 2019
- Langston Kerman remembers his shock at seeing a white woman in Canada washing windows and asks why anyone would believe in ghosts. (Contains strong language.)
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“Find the North Star, then walk backwards” lmao
I didn’t get that one
@@joelformica8344 the us is south of Canada
that was hilarious lol
@@joelformica8344 the north star is what the slaves had to follow to escape the south to fo to the north......so intead of going north into Canada they have to look at the north star and go south.
@@ooferrell esmart, an intellectual, a mans of science and historically.
"We're just poor, that's the sweet sound of poverty baby girl" lol
He has an old soul 😂😂💀💀
He rocks from side to side just standing in one place lol
KeiKei Jefferson ... 😂😂 everyone grew up with an uncle like that lmao
@@mrfixit5620 true 😂😂😂
I do that too. I feel like i got it from coming up in a baptist church. It seems everybody rocked sitting or standing.
@@Kikigreentea lol, come to think of it I rock too. Thanks for that reminder!😂😂😂 Grew up Baptist as well, I can't just stand in one place. Must be why I noticed him lol
Do old people normally do that?
He ended it perfectly lmao. “I knew this wasn’t gonna be fun” lmaooo
lmao ikr he like lmao said the thing lmao and then lmao idk lmao he ended it perfectly lmao haha lmao
“We weren’t sleeping together. I know the law.”
Best line ever.
"You're a dirty rotten wiggler"
LMAO too funny
"Wade in the water, Karen" lmfaooooo
The inflection on ‘Karen’ too 😝
What’s up with these fine AF comedians. You can’t be cute and funny it’s not fair 😂😂😂
If only he was actually funny🙂
Yeah he is 😍
Good thing hes not funny.
R P facts wayyy too many dry spots
rocker 😅😅🤣🤣
This isn’t comedy, it’s truth with uncomfortable laughter.
I hope he gets more recognition.
mo marius isn’t he on bless this mess? Seriously hilarious show
Mo Marius: You're very handsome.
He's incredible
He also was in Insecure. His part was waaaayyyy bigger then Bless This Mess.
@@Jessica-ez9oc He was also in Insecure first. Watch it, his part was waaaayyyy bigger then Bless This Mess.
They gave my brother 10 years for dancing in The fountain
Said he ruined all those wishes contaminated the water lol
Sounds pretty true ey!
@@kenzito101 RAAAAIIIIIIIIN IN THE WAAAAAATAAAAAH
MajinVenix wade haha
I think he said intimidated the water
@@Fralinda1257 I thought so too until I rewound it.
You just know some middle-aged white dude was angrily glaring at him the whole set lol
😂😂 definitely
😅
lol racism is funny!
the silence when he said he lived with a white woman was deafening. and the forced laughter after lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂
My white woman lol
Penguin Queen you think that assuming white people generally have middle to high paying jobs makes them racist? Do you know the definition of racism?
@Penguin Queen So was was 400 years of slavery but I'm sure you could less about that. That animosity sounded like white entitlement that white people shouldn't have too🤣😂😂. And racism come from the majority to the minority. It's not racism. You can say it's in poor taste or not like the joke but it's not racism. And that's the term as defined by the white majority.
@@g2l7k9b3 Racism is discrimination against a race solely because of their race. That's racism. It doesn't matter who it comes from, that is the definition of racism. The end.
Just note, I am just stating the definition and not going on about my opinion on his joke. I'm just gonna say though, he is lucky that the feminists haven't found him yet because "my white woman" would be his end.
Penguin Queen , it’s race comedy relax 😂
He had the wrong crowd in front of him but he was funny asl 😂 I woulda been the one black girl laughing way too loud
Jasmine same I would be howling
We should go to the next show together Jasmine 😁😁😁
What about what I'm talking about.. I believe that's more important here🤔
@Penguin Queen Sure. THEY'RE the racists...lol.
Same girl🤣 I'm screaming so loud rn
"Ruined all the wishes" best joke but least appreciated by crowd
It had me in tears 😂😂😂
Mack Davidson right !! I was crying laughing
I think the “Ross from friends” - “Dancing in the fountain” thing was lost on a whole bunch of people
Shay Boogie me I’m people 🤣🤣 i don’t watch friends 🤷🏾♀️
TasiaB mood
Friends belongs to the hopeless pre-teens now....
Oml when I read what I wrote I got it now 🤣
“WE WERE ROOMMATES!”
....they were roommates!
o my gaw they were roommates
I’m mad that I knew what you were talking about 😂😂😂
Illuminati - chan I caught on soon as he said it
Illuminati - chan I remember that vine🤣🤣
I hate that I immediately thought that
Langston needs his own HBO or Netflix special right now, this dude is hilarious!
yai yagree yone yhundred ypercent
*tru tru*
Hes on a show called Insecure
Meh
man that crakhead wingworm joke had me in tears
That’s what got me😂😂😂
Ringworm*
cwackhead*
His humor is so witty...love it I laughed the whole time...especially for "Jamal"
'That's the sweet sound of poverty girl' 😂
Lmao I know he shot you but you wiggled 😂😂
"That's the sweet sound of poverty, babygirl."
I love that he’s not just super funny and thoughtful but was clearly enjoying himself the whole time, cute
"You can bring your dog insides restaurants. Just ruin people's meal with pet dander and priviledge" I'd laugh but he speaks 💯% TRUTH!!!
"He shot you but you wiggled!" i can't with this man 😂
damn he's fine
You gay
@@GLo1991 yes clearly, lol. and?
That’s literally the only reason I’m watching lol
“Find the North Star then walk backwards”
Wade in the water, wade in the water *K a r e n*
K1NG_S0UL 😂😂😂
I like this dude! He speaks clearly and communicates his jokes well. Best of all is how he segues each joke into the next one so well. It really is a good performance
I need you back on “Insecure”. We , I really mean I, need you there. Molly’s back needs to be blown out...again.... by you!!! How dare you move on! I miss you!!! 😝😝🥰🥰😝😝
"Mmm mmn. I like his hair. I've liked his hair this whole time" 😂😂😂😂
Langston given the opportunity I will wash ALL of your windows
Lillian Hazen 😭😭😭
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
Lillian Hazen about to risk it all 😂😂😂
I got some windows.... 😏
"Dirty rotten wiggiler" lmaoo damn
Man I'm white and white people in this comment section don't know how to take a joke lmao.
This was funny I'm just tired of every black comedians stand up 90℅ of the time being about slavery or wild stereotypes about white people.
It's not about no knowing how to take a joke. It's more like being upset because if we had a white man on stage speaking like that about a black woman. He'd be skinned alive.
GB.40 you clearly don’t watch many black stand ups
@@mayaoppong8847 hey "MaYa" I can link atleast 14 videos off the top of my head that supports my statement lmao, why you so hurt by my comment? Truth indeed hurts.
GB.40 first, why'd u spell my name like that? that's mad weird. second, 14? really? as I said you CLEARLY don't watch many black stand ups. I can probably think of probably 30-50 sets/sketches from black comics that have nothing do with race or slavery. And there's nothing wrong with black comics talking about race or slavery, that's our history it's our experience to share.
Bruh... This hits different now 😂
*You shouldn't have wiggled*
I CAN'T 😂😭😂
I knew this wasn’t gonna be fun no more 😂😂😂
“I knew this wouldn’t be fun no more” 💀😂😂😂
With this ringworm I bewed....roflmao 😂😂😂😂😂
Sweet sound of poverty 😂😂
Hmmm...kinda gave me an idea for a movie: Slavery but... reversed. If not a movie then a Key & Peele skit, at least.
wow thats crazy and unheard of howd u come up with that
@@christinat2398 he an intellectual m9 .
Aaron mcgruder tried...didnt quite work out
Tthere is a british series coming out called noughts and crosses it plays on these themes
There was an advert with a reverse racism theme in South Africa.. It got banned on TV - some people got offended. It used to be here on UA-cam...
ua-cam.com/video/UcWsTwvtyOI/v-deo.html
He is SO FIIIIIIIONE!!! ANNNND funny!!! His jokes were so real and kept hilarious😂. Instant fan
Thinking the exact same thought 😜
the way he keeps laughing at his own jokes really adds to this lmao
Watched this quite a few times since I saw it months ago, and I still die at “I know the law”💀💀💀
Lol. They triggered 😂
Langston: "black people don't even get to believe in police brutality"...
2020: *ahem*
1:30 I laughed so hard I spit out my chocolate, this is not okay XD
I love re-watching this kind of comedy. You see the messages you were to busy laughing at the first time. You THINK you understood the whole joke the first time!
😹 Find the North Star and walk backwards. HAHAHAHAHA
I'm actually crying because this is the truth, he's not joking..
I was looking for a recent comment!. he's this is so relevant to everything that's happening now
His smile is everything lmao
“Wade in da wata Karen” joke aged well😭
“With this “ringworm I be wed” 😂😂😂😂
comedy IS bringing up world issues in a less threatening way. love this dude
“ What do you need, almond butter? A duvet cover? Hush.” I’m dying 😂
yo this dudes married. he looks like hes 19 lmao
Well, you can be married at 19. I don't know who's crazy enough to do that now...but is a thing in the States.
When he said "Karen" I lost it
anybody else eyeballing his kicks, nice.
"theres no ghosts, we're just poor" mmm the sweet sounds of new york rats in the walls lmao
"I LIKE his hair, Jamal!" ---omgness, that killed me!!!!!
Almond butter, duvet covers? Hush. 😩😂
This set was filled with so many subtle burns accompanying the obvious laughs. So SO GOOD!
I don’t believe in ghost I only believe “molly,you in danger girl”
I only clicked on this video because Langston is daddyish af
“I know the law” sksks💀💀
Welfare wiggler 😂😂😂
Sweet sound of Poverty, hits close to home 😩
"I played too much dmx in the house she's ruined" 😂😂😂
the ending is so crazy how 2020 turned out
Ross from friends. LOL.
Contaminated the water. Lmao!!
I like him.
I like hin ALOT and MUST SEE more of him. He is HILARIOUS!
This message is needed especially during this time we needed it
I loooove his type of comedy and how he delivers it. 😍🤣🤣
This was on fire definitely gonna be checking out more of this guy hilarious
So mad he used my name... He's so silly, but super freaking funny. I like him a lot (in my Jim Carrey voice). LMAO
Just here to say I miss INSECURE
Me too
Saaaame
Yeeesssss
What is it
Hilarious and underrated! I need to see more of him!
Me, a Canadian: :) I do be liking it here in Canada
This dude is HILARIOUS!!!! LOVED THIS
"I know the law." LOOOOOL
This was much funnier than I expected
😂😂 had me rolling the whole time
He is hilarious 🤣🤣 "that's not a ghost rattling chains, thats a crackhead having sex with a shopping cart"💀
langston could like...get it
soybeanbabi quit being gay
@@babythebullytvno u
GREAT SET
He talking bout “ you a wiggler “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂
“He shot you but you wiggled”... lmao
Every crack head has a shopping cart part was my favourite
This was HILARIOUS
With the ringworm, I Thee wed 😂🤣😂🤣☠️👍
Oml this was great!
The wade in the water part been stuck in my head all day😂😂
" with this ringworm, I, thee, wed." Lol 😂
This was golden.
that bit about the police is deep
I love the purple shoes!
Fine and funny 😍 love that bit of truth he threw in there
He smiled and I lost it 😍😍
He musta been in Canada during the summer.
Great set, awkward content but real. He's solid
"yo nigca its ghost in here" 😁😂😭