Rassie Rassie Rassie!!!!!

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  • Опубліковано 23 лис 2024

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  • @LucrismLukas
    @LucrismLukas 4 місяці тому +255

    When Neill Armstrong took his first step on the moon he saw Rassie sitting on a rock drinking his brandewyn and coke

  • @hugomarx1324
    @hugomarx1324 4 місяці тому +107

    When Rassie's phone ring in the theater, they pause the movie

  • @DarioOle-tp5tp
    @DarioOle-tp5tp 4 місяці тому +186

    Rassie is the only man who can divide by zero

  • @DarioOle-tp5tp
    @DarioOle-tp5tp 4 місяці тому +97

    When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he already had two missed calls from Rassie

  • @user-qj6to4yj3s
    @user-qj6to4yj3s 4 місяці тому +132

    Rassie doesn't have a clock in his house because Rassie decides what time it is

  • @user-qj6to4yj3s
    @user-qj6to4yj3s 4 місяці тому +84

    Rassie will never get a heart attack because his heart isn't stupid enough to attack him

  • @Pepgang
    @Pepgang 4 місяці тому +95

    Rassie doesn't sweat.
    He makes his skin cry

  • @oj4249
    @oj4249 4 місяці тому +342

    Please the DJ at Loftus needs to play this, this weekend 🤣🔥

    • @AC-hu3xk
      @AC-hu3xk 4 місяці тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @WitchD0ct0r
      @WitchD0ct0r 4 місяці тому +12

      oh hell yes! please vote this up to make it happen boys

    • @MrThegreybe
      @MrThegreybe 4 місяці тому +6

      Done deal

    • @elandrekok
      @elandrekok 4 місяці тому +6

      Live performance before the game asseblief Rikus de Beer! 🎉

    • @MORGANCO-123
      @MORGANCO-123 4 місяці тому +2

      true

  • @LucrismLukas
    @LucrismLukas 4 місяці тому +107

    Rassie once took a lie detector test and the machine confessed everything

  • @HeidiHeidi-mh9ct
    @HeidiHeidi-mh9ct 4 місяці тому +128

    Rassie once parallel parked a train

  • @Tarrimaster
    @Tarrimaster 4 місяці тому +111

    Rassie understands women

    • @theswillmatabilie3494
      @theswillmatabilie3494 4 місяці тому +4

      😂

    • @neilgouws6962
      @neilgouws6962 4 місяці тому +2

      Kak man ..... dis net omdat hy die boek gelees het !! 😂😂

    • @Bystander.13
      @Bystander.13 4 місяці тому +2

      This needs trillions of views my friend! Well done!

  • @HeidiHeidi-mh9ct
    @HeidiHeidi-mh9ct 4 місяці тому +169

    They say Napoleon was the greatest strategist but he never managed to conquer Europe like Rassie

    • @SmcdMcd-d2k
      @SmcdMcd-d2k 4 місяці тому

      Ah yes Europe … where the Netherlands are located ..that colonised SA

    • @jbduplooy7529
      @jbduplooy7529 4 місяці тому +5

      ​@@SmcdMcd-d2k seer tiet 😂

    • @lm_b5080
      @lm_b5080 4 місяці тому +2

      @@SmcdMcd-d2k the grammar is so confusing - "the netherlands" is 1 country; but it sounds plural...so is it "is" or "are" !!!
      this worries me, i should msg my highschool english teacher

    • @colinwyatt-goodall4632
      @colinwyatt-goodall4632 4 місяці тому

      ​@@SmcdMcd-d2kthe heart to SA is loftus. Netherlands never got beyond the cape, let alone anywhere near loftus...try again please.

    • @SmcdMcd-d2k
      @SmcdMcd-d2k 4 місяці тому

      @@colinwyatt-goodall4632 loftus is an irish surname 😂

  • @hugomarx1324
    @hugomarx1324 4 місяці тому +57

    They once tried to name a street after Rassie but had to rename it because no one crosses Rassie and lives

  • @alexwait7235
    @alexwait7235 4 місяці тому +143

    When Rassie was born, the doctor said “congratulations, it’s a man”

  • @BAMBAMRSA
    @BAMBAMRSA 4 місяці тому +29

    Is nobody going to say how great this cover has been sung (except the Ooooo ooo oo part and after , but Im sure that was on purpose 🤣)? Its on point vocally and its such a difficult song, fokken well done boeta!

  • @NicoSanchez-bz7he
    @NicoSanchez-bz7he 4 місяці тому +60

    The sun can't look straight into Rassie

  • @Pepgang
    @Pepgang 4 місяці тому +56

    Rassie never flush the toilet. He simply scares the shite out of it

  • @ralphdekramer5380
    @ralphdekramer5380 4 місяці тому +32

    Rassie destroyed the periodic table of the elements. The only element he believes in is the element of suprise..

  • @notenoughstones3873
    @notenoughstones3873 4 місяці тому +22

    Translated lyrics for anyone interested:
    The Irish cry for hours,
    like a brokenhearted song on vinyl
    Before you can cheer and bow before the crowds,
    you'll have to win a quarter-final.
    And we live and we sing,
    bring the trophy home,
    in your head, in your head,
    we are frightening.
    And they try and they try,
    to penetrate our defence,
    in your head, in your head,
    we are frightening.
    He's in your head,
    in your head.
    Rassie Rassie Rassie-IE-IE
    He's in your head,
    in your head.
    Rassie Rassie Rassie-IE-IE OH.
    The Irish have good structure,
    and don't sing too badly either,
    Get on board, because the Springbok lives,
    and he's not going away.
    And we scrum, and we ruck,
    and we tackle them fuckt,
    in your head, in your head,
    we are frightening!
    We are big, and full of meat,
    and we chip and we chase,
    in your head, in your head,
    we are fighting.
    He's in your head,
    in your head.
    Rassie Rassie Rassie-IE-IE.
    He's in your head,
    in your head.
    Rassie Rassie Rassie-IE-IE-IE OH
    0 0 0 0 00 00 00 0 0 0 0
    AAHH

  • @Pepgang
    @Pepgang 4 місяці тому +41

    Rassie doesn't mow his lawn
    He dares the grass to grow

  • @doosdoos6734
    @doosdoos6734 4 місяці тому +33

    The only time Rassie was ever wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake

  • @user-qj6to4yj3s
    @user-qj6to4yj3s 4 місяці тому +31

    Rassie once heard nothing can kill him so he tracked down nothing and killed it

  • @HeidiHeidi-mh9ct
    @HeidiHeidi-mh9ct 4 місяці тому +31

    Chuck Norris once entered a bar and saw Rassie
    Chuck walked out again

  • @hugomarx1324
    @hugomarx1324 4 місяці тому +48

    One of the proudest moments in Rassie's life was when he conceived his parents

  • @cubesc5638
    @cubesc5638 4 місяці тому +11

    Brilliant!!!! You are the modern Leon Schuster. Your music gives me Nostalgia to the 95 world cup with old Leon. GEEEEEEES!!!

  • @BoereViking
    @BoereViking 4 місяці тому +15

    Rassie Erasmus, if Boer makes a plan was a person.
    ♥️🇿🇦

  • @user-qj6to4yj3s
    @user-qj6to4yj3s 4 місяці тому +23

    Rassie is the only man who can wake up Anesthesia

  • @LwaziMvovo11
    @LwaziMvovo11 4 місяці тому +65

    Rassie once killed two stones with one bird

  • @iainhirons9909
    @iainhirons9909 4 місяці тому +7

    Maria Callas would be applauding some of those beautiful high notes…….I wasn’t quite sure how you achieved them unless you were at drakensberg boys……….
    But then I saw both of your hands in your pockets…..
    Outstanding gentlemen
    Thank you

  • @speculatorsaul9872
    @speculatorsaul9872 4 місяці тому +10

    Im not one for swearing but “En ons tackle hulle f@*k#!” was classic 😂
    I think we also hold the World Cup for cheering moerse tackles even more than drukking n drie

  • @danemyburgh
    @danemyburgh 4 місяці тому +14

    I'd like to see Rassie do a reaction video to this 😄

  • @NicoSanchez-bz7he
    @NicoSanchez-bz7he 4 місяці тому +20

    Rassie once counted to infinity twice ✌️

  • @TheAvocado86
    @TheAvocado86 4 місяці тому +3

    Rassie is a legend and this song is befok.

  • @hugomarx1324
    @hugomarx1324 4 місяці тому +22

    Rassie's car doesn't have a left turn signal because Rassie is always right

  • @johankotze727
    @johankotze727 4 місяці тому +21

    Rassie Erasmus the most unifying leader in South african History

  • @Chad-el4mz
    @Chad-el4mz 4 місяці тому +5

    When Rassie left home after finishing school he told his father his the man of the house now

  • @LucrismLukas
    @LucrismLukas 4 місяці тому +22

    Fear of spiders is called Arachnophobia
    Fear of tight spaces is called Claustrophobia
    Fear of Rassie is the Logic

  • @olympicjbrag5913
    @olympicjbrag5913 4 місяці тому +18

    Chuck Norris changed his surname recently out of respect. He is now Chuck Erasmus.

  • @calvinharris1550
    @calvinharris1550 4 місяці тому +17

    Rassie doesn't sleep, he waits

  • @AndreasDaniel-t8w
    @AndreasDaniel-t8w 4 місяці тому +22

    Rassie knows Victoria's secret

  • @Ruan-xh6ns
    @Ruan-xh6ns 4 місяці тому +12

    Rassie does not take a shower. He stares at the shower head until it starts crying

  • @MarioGarcia-bf6mf
    @MarioGarcia-bf6mf 4 місяці тому +17

    Rassie has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life

  • @user-qj6to4yj3s
    @user-qj6to4yj3s 4 місяці тому +22

    Rassie was once bitten by a Cobra. After three days of agonizing pain, the Cobra died

  • @familybarberis-vienna6025
    @familybarberis-vienna6025 4 місяці тому +8

    So friggin brilliant! Honestly SAcans have the most amazing sense of humour!!

    • @neilgouws6962
      @neilgouws6962 4 місяці тому

      Wait until you hear a South African say ... Hold my beer, check this move 😂

  • @NicoSanchez-bz7he
    @NicoSanchez-bz7he 4 місяці тому +13

    Every time Rassie breathes a new galaxy is born

  • @HendrikKukkuk
    @HendrikKukkuk 4 місяці тому +2

    this is freaken good.need to play this song on Saturday😂

  • @schalkbrand5307
    @schalkbrand5307 4 місяці тому +7

    Rassie once died but he feels much better now.

  • @doosdoos6734
    @doosdoos6734 4 місяці тому +8

    Rassie beat the sun in a staring contest.

  • @rashidadams8327
    @rashidadams8327 4 місяці тому +8

    Haters will hate but this is absolutely brilliant! 😂😂😂😂🔥

  • @desspringhall1418
    @desspringhall1418 4 місяці тому +8

    Rassie took over the reigns from Chuck Norris...."mike dropped"

  • @MarioGarcia-bf6mf
    @MarioGarcia-bf6mf 4 місяці тому +12

    Chuck Norris looks under his bed every night to make sure Rassie isn't there

  • @hugomarx1324
    @hugomarx1324 4 місяці тому +3

    When Rassie misses his flight, the plane comes back to get him

  • @janevanreenen8768
    @janevanreenen8768 3 місяці тому

    Love this❤️The man has some serious talent💪🏻🇿🇦💪🏽

  • @roddesroddes7950
    @roddesroddes7950 4 місяці тому +3

    Rassie is the only person that can make Jonathan smile...

  • @DarioOle-tp5tp
    @DarioOle-tp5tp 4 місяці тому +12

    Rassie is the only man who can drop kick a bowling ball

  • @Jekikasanga
    @Jekikasanga 13 днів тому +1

    Rassie don’t leave us please

  • @Gaosullivan10
    @Gaosullivan10 4 місяці тому +2

    Fantastic ❤❤❤ imitation is the greatest form of flattery 😊 thank you saffas ❤

  • @djcoetzee1326
    @djcoetzee1326 4 місяці тому +8

    Ladies and gentleman…. Our new national anthem 🇿🇦🏆🏆🏆🏆🇿🇦

  • @doosdoos6734
    @doosdoos6734 4 місяці тому +8

    Rassie recently had the idea to sell his pee as a canned beverage. It’s now called Red Bull.

  • @jjpieterse9073
    @jjpieterse9073 4 місяці тому +17

    Sit al jou songs op Spotify asb man. Dit sal loop!!

  • @angeliqueventer4027
    @angeliqueventer4027 4 місяці тому +1

    What I needed today! Thanks! Ready for the game tomorrow!

  • @mpiloenhlesibanda3666
    @mpiloenhlesibanda3666 Місяць тому +1

    I'm a Spring Bok fan, Siya leading from the front.

  • @Aiden_g-01
    @Aiden_g-01 4 місяці тому +16

    Hulle moet hom op Loftus speel na ons hulle gewen het .tjom jys n yster.😂😂

  • @doosdoos6734
    @doosdoos6734 4 місяці тому +5

    Rassie does not own a stove, oven or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.

  • @TheRazza84
    @TheRazza84 3 місяці тому

    This guy has an amazing voice.

  • @looiplooi
    @looiplooi 4 місяці тому +4

    Jis maar die talent is diep in die man. Die is absoluut LEGEND !!!!!!!

  • @MegaRellik
    @MegaRellik 4 місяці тому +2

    Legend says Rassie taught Pep how to coach football.

  • @cathievanrensburg5889
    @cathievanrensburg5889 4 місяці тому +1

    Rassie komaan...we can do this...if we're not winning were losing...we dont like losing...we believe in you rassie🎉

  • @ryanroo6
    @ryanroo6 4 місяці тому +1

    Can’t wait to hear Loftus belt this out on Saturday! So pumped

  • @liza-marivandenheever2291
    @liza-marivandenheever2291 3 місяці тому

    This is going to be my wedding song ❤

  • @CoffeeKing-vr1fm
    @CoffeeKing-vr1fm 4 місяці тому +1

    I love this too much.

  • @CaptainSpock1701
    @CaptainSpock1701 4 місяці тому +2

    Rassie explains Chuck Norris jokes to Chuck Norris!

  • @pvw337
    @pvw337 4 місяці тому +3

    Toe Rassie moes army toe gegaan het, het hy vir sy pa gesê "jy is nou die man in die huis"

  • @Toefingas
    @Toefingas 4 місяці тому +2

    Absolute legend boet ❤

  • @louisdupreez767
    @louisdupreez767 4 місяці тому +2

    Rassie built the hospital he was born in

  • @dec_a_dance
    @dec_a_dance 4 місяці тому +1

    Rassie once stared at the sun. The sun blinked. Thats why we have sunsets.

  • @hanrojg
    @hanrojg 4 місяці тому +2

    This is TOO GOOD….🎉🎉🎉

  • @doosdoos6734
    @doosdoos6734 4 місяці тому +2

    Rassie's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never truly cried

  • @davealston3881
    @davealston3881 4 місяці тому +3

    I was watching the NZ rugby show the breakdown and that horrible John Kerwin was hating us again…. “ why we talking about the springboks “ he cried. What a miserable person he is.

  • @carterpaul2688
    @carterpaul2688 4 місяці тому +2

    Baie dankie Rassie. En Jacques!

  • @user-qj6to4yj3s
    @user-qj6to4yj3s 4 місяці тому +6

    Bigfoot claims he saw Rassie

  • @bigg16
    @bigg16 4 місяці тому +1

    lol Brilliant as always👌🤣🤣

  • @drew1010ful
    @drew1010ful 4 місяці тому +1

    Lekker home grown talent.DDP must have Rassie in his corner in August.

  • @neilgouws6962
    @neilgouws6962 4 місяці тому +1

    Fokken Brilliant !! 🤘🏻😎🤣🤣

  • @harry5326
    @harry5326 2 місяці тому

    Rassie once missed two days of school. Those two days are now the weekend

  • @paulmearns9406
    @paulmearns9406 4 місяці тому

    Magnificent voice. What are you doing this Saturday afternoon?

  • @emaldaseptoe
    @emaldaseptoe 4 місяці тому +1

    Waars die Amapiano ouens?? Dit sal amazing wees met n beat😂

  • @andythom6857
    @andythom6857 4 місяці тому +1

    hes the best singer

  • @wesleycoppard7107
    @wesleycoppard7107 4 місяці тому +12

    hoop ons hoor hom die naweek

  • @TheProfessorbokdrol
    @TheProfessorbokdrol 4 місяці тому

    So flippen goed! Rapsie jou yster! @Loftus DJ opening tune: Asseblief man?

  • @sunlightliquid8420
    @sunlightliquid8420 4 місяці тому +1

    Petition to play this at Loftus but only if we're clearly winning lmaooo

  • @doosdoos6734
    @doosdoos6734 4 місяці тому +2

    Champions are the breakfast of Rassie

  • @ronellebackhouse3523
    @ronellebackhouse3523 4 місяці тому +2

    Baie nice liedtjie
    Oulik gedoen

  • @doosdoos6734
    @doosdoos6734 4 місяці тому +1

    When Rassie looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters. Because not even glass is dumb enough to get in between Rassie and Rassie.

  • @stiaanadams1262
    @stiaanadams1262 4 місяці тому +2

    Uitstekend! Loftus gaan mooi loop Sat-dag. Rassie Rassie Rassie-e-e-e-e-e!!

  • @langutaninwamba9668
    @langutaninwamba9668 Місяць тому

    Rassie once made an onion cry while he was chopping it...

  • @scaramouche600
    @scaramouche600 4 місяці тому

    A tear fills the eye

  • @scottmurray9913
    @scottmurray9913 4 місяці тому +3

    I didn’t know Lood was so good at guitar - am I the only one? 😮😂

  • @wolfthorn8372
    @wolfthorn8372 4 місяці тому +2

    Anthem for the next two weeks!!!

  • @GD-ib1jc
    @GD-ib1jc 4 місяці тому +1

    Bloody awesome