In this episode of Breath of the Wild... Quin must have had some kind of psychotic break last episode, probably after his wife was stolen, because oh lord he’s going for the Master Trials. Does he not know? Clearly not; he just runs in, without even a moment of preparation. And the gods _hate_ that. Quin faces the elements head-on; both lightning and the undead try to kill him at once, and he remembers how his femur had been stolen on a previous run. He adapts. He improvises. He overcomes. To be met with a plethora of overpowered weaponry... what else awaits him in this hell? Well, hell. This is just hell. Lava, fire, chaotic and horrible monsters at every turn... all the boxes have been checked. There’s no way this challenge can be done. No way. Only if hell freezes over- Oh golly it did! And it’s _cold!_ So cold that not even his warm doublet can warm him. (The chill does seem to center on his back, but that isn’t of any importance.) He nearly gets one-shot by a pebble, which is absolutely terrifying. But, hey! He has plenty of ancient arrows. The only thing that could stop him are some... ... ...guardians... The gods are enraged with Quin. How dare he enter this trial without even a moment of thought? No final meal? Not even at his full health, not even in his prime... and he has the _audacity_ to survive this long?! To take calls, and casually mention how he has slaughtered every monster on his wake? What kind of a beast is this man... ...Ah, why not just spam enemies for the final trial? Every one of his vices; horseback bokoblins, a lynel, and (of course) a guardian. And that takes him out. Easily. Thus concludes our (mis)adventures for today. _Perhaps, if he can make it that far with no preparation or foresight at all..._
Quin, I represent your community as a whole when I say that your performance against the skeletons on the larger, stronger skeletons was immaculate. The sheer quality of your arrow snipes, and the spear throwing were some of the highest quality snipes and spear throws I have ever seen, truly of a timeless quality, your performance against the skeletons on larger skeletons deserves to be treasured and saved throughout the ages.
@@QuinBoBin Quin did you know holding the fire rod or a torch heats you up without sipcy food and can shrink ice blocks in your vicinity withou needing to use up rescources or you could just drop a wood pile for a campfire to melt those ice blocks you were interested in.
Here’s some advice: -If you haven’t tried it yet, use stasis on the bokos riding horses. It’s VERY useful. -use your heat weapons to stay warm in the cold area before eating your food. -Lizalfos arms also work as boomerangs, it’s not very useful, but it is pretty funny.
Also check the levels for chests and food everytime before exiting ull get surprisingly many items. Edit: (e.g the ice berg quinn left behind has a chest with 3 ancient arrows)
@@joefernandez6043 yep, any fire sword or the fire rod will keep u warm (without loosing health) also if you stand next to ice it will slowly melt. :)
"Trials of the sword is easy!" "trials of the sword is kinda scary" "Trials of the sword is impossible!" that's some interesting character arc right there
@@lilkittyluna oh god thats more difficult than all the regulars in one, you end up having to fight 2 silver lizzard boys at the same time while you have no clothes and you strongest weapon is a 18dmg bat... did i also mention they also heal all the way back up after a few seconds?
@@shemshem9998 yea i know but just done let the third one alert the silvers, then sneak around to sneakstrike chain one then the other. Funny thing, it took me about id say 20 tries to beat beginner trials on master mode but i beat middle and final trials one my first try
He finally cooked firewood, the true mark of a master BotW player "Making the best out of a terrible situation" is gonna be the motto of the master mode playthrough
Quin finds a arm on the ground and slaps the skeleton with his own arm that’s like chopping a kid’s leg off and beating him to death with his leg holy shit my man on a rampage! and I like it
You should try setting your sheikah sensor to find chests. This will ensure you don't miss any free Ancient arrows or swords. Also you should cook 4 mighty bananas and a dragon horn for a 30 minutes attack boost that increases damage by 50%!
I was genuinely so confused as to why there were little to no comments mentioning that, lmao. Thought I was gonna have ro bring it up myself. But yeah, that made me laugh until my stomach hurt, lol.
"you know at least the big man learn to like protect their eyeball this guy just takes it to the face he's like Riley Reid my God" that's a great quote
This takes me back to the time the Hinox killed me in the last room of the first trial when he was at like quarter health. Needless to say, I never went back.
hey quin you do know that the gorons do have actual hot springs that heal you when you sit in them and also hard boil eggs? they arn't telling you to go die in lava the gorons actually want you to visit the hot springs.
I have to say Thank you! You got me to not stress out over BOTW but more than that, to not stress over the game while enduring cancer symptoms. You made me realize it is just a game and a way to have fun instead of being so worried or serious about it all.... That it is just a game for entertainment and if my "link" does dso what, he comes right back and can try again. For some reason I was just thinking poor little thing is going to die. But I mean in the late seventies I worked at Castle Park in Riverside California and that was before video games existed but pinball did. But I remember when the video games came out and those kids were sitting there pump in those quarters in and if you died you died. That era is gone. You helped me realize that I could play the game and have fun instead of worrying about dying and not being able to continue on. Anyways thank you for the laughs that you give me everyday as I watch your videos.
11:11 Quin: gets a call Me: hell edit it out Quin: does a bit Me: I wonder who it is? The caller's voice: Is female My brain jumping to conclusions: IS THAT QUINS GIRLFRIEND HORNET!?!
I haven’t been feeling really well this past months and suddenly I got recommended your trial of the sword’s first video. Now I’m here binging this mini series (just finished the first two videos) and I can’t stop laughing so hard, your gameplay and commentary have me laughing to tears😂😂 I just wanna say thank you for giving me so much serotonin, I really needed this laughs💕
Your suffering is real. Real funny! Pretty sure I've failed at least once or twice on every trial of the sword, but you were very close! Tip: if you find any "hearty" foods, cook them by themselves one at a time, and each dish will fully heal you. There are nine ancient arrows you can find in the 3rd trial. Don't feel bad about looking up where they are, reading guides doesn't really matter on the Trials because you still have to be able to execute.
If Quin's brain has 100% then 90% of his brain is Mipha, Urbosa, Daruk, and smelda. And the last 10% is everything else in his life. minus his parents.
i watched this high as balls yesterday and i was pissing myself laughing at “i think im bouta get punched in my head” came back today and its just as funny now 1000/10 12:53
Oh Quin, you took me back to my favorite Disney's Atlantis character with 'this bomb is my office': Milo : Excuse me, you dropped your dy-dy-dy-dynamite! [nervous laugh] Milo : What else have you, uh, got in there? Vinny : Oh, er... gunpowder, nitroglycerin, notepads, fuses, wicks, glue, and... paper clips, big ones. You know, just, uh, office supplies.
If you decide to do it again, prepare yourself with bigger health and stamina, more inventory space and maybe some dish effects before starting. Also, don't forget that just one bomb is enough to kill red bokoblins and take out the heads of skeleton enemies The other tips for today are: -keep the ancient arrow to the lynels and the guardian at room 23 -if you give up on trying to end this honestly, search how to skip everything by clipping through walls (search how to do it and what to do after clipping through the wall)
Cook. Every. Item. Separately. In. The. Trials. Climb trees to find eggs. Blow up trees on all the levels for more wood to cook. Use fire weapons on ice levels and ice weapons on fire levels. Use magnesis to find chests in the lava and use fire weapons to melt ice blocks for chests. Edit: the guardian level, it takes about 6 arrows to their eyes to kill them so hoard your arrows!
You actually did . . . pretty good honestly. I was almost sure your accidental lack of preparation would get you taken out fairly fast. Or one of those enemies slapping you way harder than you expected. Which is easy to do as this late in the game one is often used to the extra defense upgraded armor gives them against basic enemies. Also yes. The final trial just goes and goes and goes and etc. Every time you think that "surely THIS is the last floor" it invariably isn't. And because dying means starting over that leads to . . . a mess. And a lot of emotional/mental trauma. But that means when you succeed it is an amazing feeling! You can do it!
The blizzard rod does 10 damage in a huge area of effect, allowing it to easily kill the whole hoard of bokoblins in the room you died in. Additionally, if you use the shieka sensor to look for chests in the trials many of them contain additional ancient arrows you can use
Fun fact: if you throw a boomerang at a lizalfos, they literally just catch it and throw it back at you. That’s what you get for stealing their brothers boomerang.
My heart sank when you used up all your ancient arrows 😫. Of course you couldn’t have known the last room would have a lynel _and_ a guardian. Don’t give up, you’re so close!
In this episode of Breath of the Wild...
Quin must have had some kind of psychotic break last episode, probably after his wife was stolen, because oh lord he’s going for the Master Trials. Does he not know? Clearly not; he just runs in, without even a moment of preparation. And the gods _hate_ that. Quin faces the elements head-on; both lightning and the undead try to kill him at once, and he remembers how his femur had been stolen on a previous run. He adapts. He improvises. He overcomes. To be met with a plethora of overpowered weaponry... what else awaits him in this hell?
Well, hell.
This is just hell.
Lava, fire, chaotic and horrible monsters at every turn... all the boxes have been checked. There’s no way this challenge can be done. No way. Only if hell freezes over-
Oh golly it did!
And it’s _cold!_ So cold that not even his warm doublet can warm him. (The chill does seem to center on his back, but that isn’t of any importance.) He nearly gets one-shot by a pebble, which is absolutely terrifying. But, hey! He has plenty of ancient arrows. The only thing that could stop him are some...
...
...guardians...
The gods are enraged with Quin. How dare he enter this trial without even a moment of thought? No final meal? Not even at his full health, not even in his prime... and he has the _audacity_ to survive this long?! To take calls, and casually mention how he has slaughtered every monster on his wake? What kind of a beast is this man...
...Ah, why not just spam enemies for the final trial? Every one of his vices; horseback bokoblins, a lynel, and (of course) a guardian.
And that takes him out. Easily.
Thus concludes our (mis)adventures for today. _Perhaps, if he can make it that far with no preparation or foresight at all..._
Comments always a blessing
Too long
His femur was stolen 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
What kind of Thesaurus did you use for this comment?
@@CrankyBoots Brain big. Read book. Know word. Good. 👍
Never in a million years did I ever think I would get to see Urbosa in a Tingle costume but I'm so glad I did
You're welcome now urbinkus can haunt your nightmares too
@@luvlasagna I wouldn't say haunt, it's more of a blessing actually
@@greenan984 ah yes of course
...
Unmake me as I am not worthy to see such a blessing
Quin, I represent your community as a whole when I say that your performance against the skeletons on the larger, stronger skeletons was immaculate. The sheer quality of your arrow snipes, and the spear throwing were some of the highest quality snipes and spear throws I have ever seen, truly of a timeless quality, your performance against the skeletons on larger skeletons deserves to be treasured and saved throughout the ages.
:)
Ok I guess I can’t read anymore
@@QuinBoBin Quin did you know holding the fire rod or a torch heats you up without sipcy food and can shrink ice blocks in your vicinity withou needing to use up rescources or you could just drop a wood pile for a campfire to melt those ice blocks you were interested in.
200th like
even tho all skeletons have 1 hp
"that would have been epic... but I'm painfully average"
But your content is literally top-tier. radiates big gamer energy
Here’s some advice:
-If you haven’t tried it yet, use stasis on the bokos riding horses. It’s VERY useful.
-use your heat weapons to stay warm in the cold area before eating your food.
-Lizalfos arms also work as boomerangs, it’s not very useful, but it is pretty funny.
Thx
Also check the levels for chests and food everytime before exiting ull get surprisingly many items. Edit: (e.g the ice berg quinn left behind has a chest with 3 ancient arrows)
Wait did u say if I pull out my fire sword I won't lose health in cold mountains?
i lit up 6 wood chunks, created an upward raft, once in the air shot an ancient arrow to the Lynel, and regular arrows to bokos... pice of cake!
@@joefernandez6043 yep, any fire sword or the fire rod will keep u warm (without loosing health) also if you stand next to ice it will slowly melt. :)
"Trials of the sword is easy!"
"trials of the sword is kinda scary"
"Trials of the sword is impossible!"
that's some interesting character arc right there
We love character development, quin best main character
The next one will be "is easy" again when he finally beats it.
And then it gets a second season in the form of master mode
@@lilkittyluna oh god thats more difficult than all the regulars in one, you end up having to fight 2 silver lizzard boys at the same time while you have no clothes and you strongest weapon is a 18dmg bat... did i also mention they also heal all the way back up after a few seconds?
@@shemshem9998 yea i know but just done let the third one alert the silvers, then sneak around to sneakstrike chain one then the other. Funny thing, it took me about id say 20 tries to beat beginner trials on master mode but i beat middle and final trials one my first try
That was the last room. I’m crying in pain for you, Quin.
That sucks lol
Lmao I died in that last room as well I haven’t even tried doing it again after that happened 💀
when I got to that room for the first time I was like... WHAT THE %#@* NINTENDO.
@@CatLover-gk8uu I died in that room in my master mode play-through. God it sucks.
@@dundlo9435 and don't get me started on trying to beat floor 11 of beginners trial in master mode. i've lost hours of my life their
He finally cooked firewood, the true mark of a master BotW player
"Making the best out of a terrible situation" is gonna be the motto of the master mode playthrough
Quinn getting a call “what’s up I’m kicking ass” ah yes the true way to start a call.
Chad
15:45 Quin shoots Ancient Arrow at a Lynel. Lynel then Disappears. Quin gets a mental breakdown.
That one time I accidentally shot a boar with an ancient arrow. -.-
@@RealBradMiller that’s one way to take out a boar lol.
Saving the ancient arrows for the flying guardians and the lynels is the best choice. Every other guardian can be parried to death
Flying gaurdians: just bomb arrow thier little wings off and they are defenseless
Quin finds a arm on the ground and slaps the skeleton with his own arm that’s like chopping a kid’s leg off and beating him to death with his leg holy shit my man on a rampage! and I like it
Uhh Timmy?
Quin is so humble, he calls his god-like skills “painfully average”
man i was in shock when i realized that office was a bomb. i really thought it was a office.
,,This guy just takes it to the face. He's like Riley Reid."
man, i love your humor Quin!
He is a man of culture
it was very unexpected, but also very appreciated.
You should try setting your sheikah sensor to find chests. This will ensure you don't miss any free Ancient arrows or swords. Also you should cook 4 mighty bananas and a dragon horn for a 30 minutes attack boost that increases damage by 50%!
i will do that
ThAtS cHeAtInG- according to him.
Ohhh, I hate cooking in video games, but BOTW has a worthwhile system!
“Breath of the Wilds easy” they said
“Binkus is strong enough” they said
They lied
Strength means nothing when it’s endurance:(
@QuinBoBin The trial of the sword must be hacking, green man is too powerful to lose 😠
@@realtbhandrew but they took away green man D:
(for the trial)
@@ibshassan5448 Oh no, Green man is no more D:
The new fit is still cool though
7:28
Quin just casually talking as link viciously devours stuff like a wolf is making me laugh way too much
Me: sees title of the video
Also me: grabs popcorn
Edit: 470 hours in and i just discovered you could cook Wood...
Don't feel too bad. I played for nearly 1000 hours and even I didn't know
wait you can cook wood
I think that girl near the Ishto Soh shrine will educate you on the art of frying wood to eat
I didnt even know that the octorok fixes rusty weapons
@@link1fan142 what.
"Eating wood never felt so good" is the gayest thing I've heard all day and I love it
I was genuinely so confused as to why there were little to no comments mentioning that, lmao. Thought I was gonna have ro bring it up myself.
But yeah, that made me laugh until my stomach hurt, lol.
You just helped the man get married, now you wanna steal his wife? What a chad
LOL
When he died you could hear so much in that sigh Anger, Sadness, Pain, and his disappointment in everything that came before that moment.
"Helped a man get married, now suffer"
My advice, save 2 ancient arrows for final trial, use 1 to one shot kill the Lynel and the other on the Guardian
"you know at least the big man learn to like protect their eyeball this guy just takes it to the face he's like Riley Reid my God"
that's a great quote
That's so awesome a fan drew Urbosa as Tiny Green Man!! I love it so much!!
This takes me back to the time the Hinox killed me in the last room of the first trial when he was at like quarter health. Needless to say, I never went back.
"I live in a constant state of anxiety"
Relatable.
hey quin you do know that the gorons do have actual hot springs that heal you when you sit in them and also hard boil eggs? they arn't telling you to go die in lava the gorons actually want you to visit the hot springs.
Therapist: urbosa in green man outfit can’t hurt you she’s not real
Urbosa: 0:38
I had to stare at it so long while making it
help me
@@luvlasagna bro the urbosa art is fire
@@micheal8803 thank youu I'd do anything for the stinky gamers 🙇♀️
the "hello!" was my favorite part of the video ngl
I have to say Thank you! You got me to not stress out over BOTW but more than that, to not stress over the game while enduring cancer symptoms. You made me realize it is just a game and a way to have fun instead of being so worried or serious about it all.... That it is just a game for entertainment and if my "link" does dso what, he comes right back and can try again. For some reason I was just thinking poor little thing is going to die. But I mean in the late seventies I worked at Castle Park in Riverside California and that was before video games existed but pinball did. But I remember when the video games came out and those kids were sitting there pump in those quarters in and if you died you died. That era is gone. You helped me realize that I could play the game and have fun instead of worrying about dying and not being able to continue on. Anyways thank you for the laughs that you give me everyday as I watch your videos.
Day one: of telling quin his daily uploads give me life
11:11
Quin: gets a call
Me: hell edit it out
Quin: does a bit
Me: I wonder who it is?
The caller's voice: Is female
My brain jumping to conclusions: IS THAT QUINS GIRLFRIEND HORNET!?!
Urbosa
@@QuinBoBin Lucky boi, you get to have a bug wife, a smelly wife, and now a big wife!
I haven’t been feeling really well this past months and suddenly I got recommended your trial of the sword’s first video. Now I’m here binging this mini series (just finished the first two videos) and I can’t stop laughing so hard, your gameplay and commentary have me laughing to tears😂😂 I just wanna say thank you for giving me so much serotonin, I really needed this laughs💕
12:47 IM DEAD 💀 your so underrated your commentary and edits are top tier hope you get a million subs soon
16:01 “from crying over a Lynel to kidnapping fairies” *be like quin*
Your suffering is real. Real funny! Pretty sure I've failed at least once or twice on every trial of the sword, but you were very close! Tip: if you find any "hearty" foods, cook them by themselves one at a time, and each dish will fully heal you. There are nine ancient arrows you can find in the 3rd trial. Don't feel bad about looking up where they are, reading guides doesn't really matter on the Trials because you still have to be able to execute.
If Quin's brain has 100% then 90% of his brain is Mipha, Urbosa, Daruk, and smelda. And the last 10% is everything else in his life. minus his parents.
ALL of this is relatable. Mans adds a garnish to his rocks, cooking the wood, and deforestation. Great.
I just broke up with my girlfriend today so seeing this video really cheered me up
She don’t deserve you king
Thank you 😊
@@QuinBoBin u r truly the best
Stay strong.
i watched this high as balls yesterday and i was pissing myself laughing at “i think im bouta get punched in my head” came back today and its just as funny now 1000/10 12:53
I saw the thumbnail and almost died laughing
frowny face link is PERFECTION
19:40, You can pinpoint the exact frame where his heart ripped in half
so happy i found this channel, you're a real gamer man
I love how your videos always come out at lunch time for me, so now whenever they come out, I make lunch
"How do i drive horse" 🤣🤣🤣
3:35
THE DAILY UPLOAD!
I was almost scared that quin wouldn’t upload today
sameeeee
“Eating wood never felt so good” had me dying 😅
This is the painful part of the Trial, when you've reached pass the 3rd checkpoint then die and you have to start all over again. Ahh the pain!! 😫
Me with my boyfriend when he wants to cuddle: 2:49
15:50 That wheeze was amazing XD
"Good riddance and stay safe."
I sense mildly conflicting messages.
I felt that when you said, " I live in a constant state of anxiety." Bro
8:38 I'm going to use this in everyday conversation from now on
"The office was actually a bomb, you fell for the oldest trick in the book" cracked me up so hard
You can have a fire weapon equipped to stay heated in the icy levels.
17:13 Quin”don’t know why his shooting the roof but I guess it’s a live then” me “If it’s alive it must be tierd of holding up😅”
Ah, yes, Zelda games
Where you suffer emotionally and physically
15:50 the laugh had my dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 and the wheeze 😭😭😭
That Riley reed joke is beautiful
11:12 the lore is getting deeper and deeper more and more characters introduced
Wait until he founds out that this was the final room
Oh Quin, you took me back to my favorite Disney's Atlantis character with 'this bomb is my office':
Milo : Excuse me, you dropped your dy-dy-dy-dynamite!
[nervous laugh]
Milo : What else have you, uh, got in there?
Vinny : Oh, er... gunpowder, nitroglycerin, notepads, fuses, wicks, glue, and... paper clips, big ones. You know, just, uh, office supplies.
Im proud of you Quin! You did great!
"This guy just takes it to the face. He's like Riley Reid." Not gonna lie, that got a solid chuckle.
QUIN IS BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH ANOTHER BANGER UPLOAD
Glad to see that ur still enjoying the game, stinky! Have a great day too.
actually kudos for getting that far in the sword trial, i only got there once and i have all hearts because i suck so much at fighting
After my computer screen completely cracking I saw this video and it calmed me down so much. Thanks Quin!
This guy is pretty funny ngl
Funny man content
Your commentary was hilarious, subscribed!
is no one gonna tell him he died on the last level
Quinbobin:how do I drive a horse
Me:YOU DONT DRIVE A HORSE
Quin:I fear no man but that
Skeleton on horse
Quin:It scares me
If you decide to do it again, prepare yourself with bigger health and stamina, more inventory space and maybe some dish effects before starting. Also, don't forget that just one bomb is enough to kill red bokoblins and take out the heads of skeleton enemies
The other tips for today are:
-keep the ancient arrow to the lynels and the guardian at room 23
-if you give up on trying to end this honestly, search how to skip everything by clipping through walls (search how to do it and what to do after clipping through the wall)
When I seen him use his last ancient arrow on a guardian, I died inside
8:08 quin out of context. lol
That laugh when you absolutely deleted the Lynel was PRECIOUS
Cook. Every. Item. Separately. In. The. Trials.
Climb trees to find eggs. Blow up trees on all the levels for more wood to cook. Use fire weapons on ice levels and ice weapons on fire levels.
Use magnesis to find chests in the lava and use fire weapons to melt ice blocks for chests.
Edit: the guardian level, it takes about 6 arrows to their eyes to kill them so hoard your arrows!
Yes Quin, we the comment section are impressed
“How do i drive horse?” Well first you equip the steering wheel to its head and put wheels on its legs and you now have an abomination!
If u miss an Arrow, you can Pick it up again
Green Lady Urbosa has brought tears to my eyes.
same
We love you! (Part 20)
You actually did . . . pretty good honestly. I was almost sure your accidental lack of preparation would get you taken out fairly fast. Or one of those enemies slapping you way harder than you expected. Which is easy to do as this late in the game one is often used to the extra defense upgraded armor gives them against basic enemies.
Also yes. The final trial just goes and goes and goes and etc. Every time you think that "surely THIS is the last floor" it invariably isn't. And because dying means starting over that leads to . . . a mess. And a lot of emotional/mental trauma. But that means when you succeed it is an amazing feeling! You can do it!
Fact: egg. Question: am I epic
Yes yes... wise words my friend...
I am willing to consider you epic.
You are a sage, your wisdom is endless. give us more
@@rakorltyc3727 thanks, I've been doing it on most of these botw videos
@@johngreenaway1472 yay
The blizzard rod does 10 damage in a huge area of effect, allowing it to easily kill the whole hoard of bokoblins in the room you died in. Additionally, if you use the shieka sensor to look for chests in the trials many of them contain additional ancient arrows you can use
It pains me so much, you've done 99 % of the trials and you die on the very last room... well played tho, I don't know if I could do that
15:35"You've got such a climbable forehead"
Biggest roast I've ever heard.
Day 15 of saying Quin we love you! And that you is good human
Fun fact: if you throw a boomerang at a lizalfos, they literally just catch it and throw it back at you. That’s what you get for stealing their brothers boomerang.
Great art by the stinky person,who draw tiny green urbosa
thank you fellow stinky person
@@luvlasagna👌
We are proud of you! Keep up the good work, your videos always brighten up my day ((: thanks for this amazing content *chef's kiss*
“My office is actually a bomb and you just fell for the oldest trick in the book” this shit is killing me
Your videos always make me smil 😊
I don't know how I haven't heard of you until now. You are hilarious Quin!
Big strong green man. Big brain. Parrying guardians to save ancient arrows = big green strong man big brain move
“I live in a constant state of suffering”
How’d you know my catch phrase
My heart sank when you used up all your ancient arrows 😫. Of course you couldn’t have known the last room would have a lynel _and_ a guardian.
Don’t give up, you’re so close!