The moment I've been waiting for: Tommy, as unfiltered as he can, harshly judging and thirsting over fictional men. Absolute fLAWLESS editing. This work may be hard, but it's necessary for the sake of humanity. Thank you for doing god's work, Tommy. Thank you.
Producer: Tommy Bowe Director: Tommy Bowe Writer: Tommy Bowe Performer: Tommy Bowe Editor: Tommy Bowe Less Hot Wario: Tommy Bowe Loved it. 13/13 + David Dobrik bonus point.
Tommy, you have such an enticing personality and sense of humor. I don't care one bit about this topic and I watched the whole thing through just 'cause you can present anything in an engaging, entertaining way. I feel like you're one of those people that everyone just wants to hug :D You are awesome, sir. This must have taken ages to write and edit. It's a short film by the end, honestly! lol As someone in the comments said, "13/13 + David Dobrik bonus point."
@@Paull2 Where are you getting 1/3rd? You must be comparing it to videos that have been out much longer. This has only been out a week. It has 151k views. If you compare it to other videos in the same timeframe, it's comparable. The uno video has been out two weeks and has 350k. The "Is this game better than operation" video came out 3 weeks ago and has 162k views. The jackbox faking it video came out a month ago, and has 493k views, which would make it one third, but again, that video has been out for a month.
to be honest I was just expecting a low effort tier list by just dragging pictures of people to S tier or whatever but this was thought out and took time and you can tell. more of this from Tommy!!
Tommy, the editing and content on this video is A+ Professional. The continual jokes & puns were amazing. This was a very clever and entertaining video. I hope we see much more like this from you. You are very entertaining!
Dude, if this is the video essay from the assumptions video, I totally forgot about it. I did watch it when it came out and thought it was good, I think I even commented saying I wanted another one.
The fabled Tommy Smosh Games video essay. I honestly loved this. I would love to see more content like this from Smosh members. Video esssays are my bread and butter and it would be interesting to see what Tommy would do with this format again, or what other Smosh cast (or crew honestly, some of them seem like they’d be great for a more analytical style video) would do.
I'm so happy Tommy had a stand alone video. He always breaks me when he is on Try Not To Laugh! So I'm happy to see his humor so wholly on display here!
No joke has slapped harder than "EA sports, it's in his name" in 2020. Genuinely had to pause the video to take a breath from laughing. Tommy is a treasure
Actually, in one of the Smoshcasts (I think the one about getting “dumped” by your therapist, Monica did say “I’d f*** that guy” when Sarah was describing a guy she once met
I sent my bf this to watch and he immediately goes, “The answer is obviously Cloud” and I had to go back and remember you swiped left for Cloud! Whyyyyyyyy
The fact that he swiped left on Ryu and Cloud but took Mario, Luigi and Wario is beyond me. Also in Breath of the Wild I think Ganondorf had a horse/mount which counts as a pet in my eyes. Great video, great laugh. Easily one of my most favorite videos in a long long time. Keep it up Tommy!
5:03 I am sorry Tommy, did you just swept left on Cloud, Ryu, Ken and Richter, and instead you went for Pac-Man, Mario, Wario and Luigi? What kind of standards are these?!!
no became UA-cam filled out my search for “Smosh video essay Tommy” before I could finish it. Validated when I sorted the comments by newest and see us mentally I’ll gay smashers.
Tommy. You are what Smosh and the world needed in the forefront. I have loved every video with you in it so far and I only want more! The editing you have done in this video is so damn funny my cheeks hurt. Thank you.
Thank you for joining me on this absolutely insane topic! Should I make more? Should I get buff??
don't be shy, make some more
No Tommy you're perfect as you are, but yes make more.
We love u tommie
Tommy should just be promoted to regular cast member!
this was great tommy definately keen for more,
Tommy is brave enough to ask the questions we’re all afraid to ask.
Damien Haas I agree
Oh for sure, we stan
I would've asked if the thought (thot?) crossed my mind xD
Now it’s time for Tommy to ask which Smosh member has gone the most crazy during quarantine
Just kidding! We all know it’s Shayne
Hi Damien I love you uwu
The moment I've been waiting for: Tommy, as unfiltered as he can, harshly judging and thirsting over fictional men. Absolute fLAWLESS editing. This work may be hard, but it's necessary for the sake of humanity. Thank you for doing god's work, Tommy. Thank you.
This is one of their best episodes of the kind
@Grailsarvas Bro WTF man take a joke and keep pushing
Producer: Tommy Bowe
Director: Tommy Bowe
Writer: Tommy Bowe
Performer: Tommy Bowe
Editor: Tommy Bowe
Less Hot Wario: Tommy Bowe
Loved it. 13/13 + David Dobrik bonus point.
God's Blessing: Tommy Bowe
“You’re going Nintendo Directly to jail. That’s a child” literally kills me every time!
tommy: "i like em sad"
also tommy: swipes left on cloud
“That’s a yeehaw from downstairs” is my new favourite quote. Tommy Bowe you are the hero we needed
I want someone to gif that
"Woman are not my type"
"Gay"
That's hilarious
Management: “How many self deprecating jokes do you want in this video?”
Tommy: “Yes”
I live for it tho
Snake: *owns what is effectively a multi-billion dollar mercenary company*
Tommy: Yeah but he likes cardboard boxes.
Why is this simultaneously the weirdest and best thing I've ever seen
If you like this you would like BDG polygon videos
I need this as a whole series
Becky K Music if you like it check out Unraveled on Polygon
Tommy is the person every one of us has deep down inside that we are too scared to show. Thank you for representing us all, Sir Bones!
Kinda sad this didn't become a series, this gives me mad unravelled by BDG vibes and this could have been so fun to see more from
YESS i couldn't put my finger on what this reminded me of but BDG is exactly it
Big Dick Gamer?
Tommy, you have such an enticing personality and sense of humor. I don't care one bit about this topic and I watched the whole thing through just 'cause you can present anything in an engaging, entertaining way. I feel like you're one of those people that everyone just wants to hug :D You are awesome, sir. This must have taken ages to write and edit. It's a short film by the end, honestly! lol
As someone in the comments said, "13/13 + David Dobrik bonus point."
I completely agree
Tommy starred, wrote, and edited this?
Talent.
Someone needs to give this man his own show and a raise, he really be hustling over here
CH CH ikr ever since his first cameos he’s been one of the funniest if not darkest comics on set 😂
@@sapphire3735 IKR? That Jamie Lee Curtis replacement contest bit for apocolypse gauntlet KILLED ME
That's at least 3 more points lmao
"Sorry to whoever is editing this."
» » » »
"It's me."
I died 😂
1:14
“Just like Trisha paytas he’s constantly being screwed by an old man” I-......
6:35
When I tell you I wheezed lmfao
This gives off lots of Brian David Gilbert from Polygon’s unravelled energy
OMFG, the “GAY!” sound effect and pop-up, I may have peed a little 🤣
“Then, of course, we have to eliminate the animals”
Coward.
Smosh saw the negative comments in the Every Disney Princess Ever video
*chokes on my custom oolong tea*
No Aliens whyyyyyyyyy
The fact this was filmed before quarantine tells me it took Tommy literal months to edit this 😅
And it's gotten 1/3 the views of a typical video of them playing a game. We won't see much stuff like this. 😥
@@Paull2 Where are you getting 1/3rd? You must be comparing it to videos that have been out much longer. This has only been out a week. It has 151k views. If you compare it to other videos in the same timeframe, it's comparable. The uno video has been out two weeks and has 350k. The "Is this game better than operation" video came out 3 weeks ago and has 162k views. The jackbox faking it video came out a month ago, and has 493k views, which would make it one third, but again, that video has been out for a month.
“I don’t know what’s under the Ice Climbers’ parka.. but I wanna see it”
-Damien Haas 2020
Damien is going Nintendo directly to jail , THATS A CHILD.
Damien said that with too much passion lol
so this is the video essay they were talking about lmao
Yesssss LMAOOOO I was hoping I would find someone who searched for this as well hahaha
I love this timeline where Tommy Bowe literally becomes Brian David Gilbert
thats what i was thinking
The “also women are not my type..... GAY” moment made spit out my water.... thank you Tommy
Ethan Demarest BDIEND I TOOK A SIP OF WATER AND THEN G A Y
to be honest I was just expecting a low effort tier list by just dragging pictures of people to S tier or whatever but this was thought out and took time and you can tell. more of this from Tommy!!
This has BIG BDG from polygon energy. But that "women are not my type" joke really sold me on the commitment
Yeah, he is like a gay BDG
i was literally just thinking that
THAT'S THE ENERGY I WAS GETTING YES
Tommy, the editing and content on this video is A+ Professional. The continual jokes & puns were amazing. This was a very clever and entertaining video. I hope we see much more like this from you. You are very entertaining!
Who’s here after the assumptions HOPING that this is the video essay they were talking about
There's some of us 😁
Me!
“Just like Trisha Paytas, he is constantly being screwed by an old man, it’s Luigi.” Tommy is too OP for Smosh.
“Everyone else who sits in a box can’t pay rent.” I CAN’T
I laughed so hard at that.
6:35
literally every single line of this video is iconic how do i quote an entire 18 minute video plus Tommy's editing
Me, before watching this video: “it’s snake, obviously”
Me, after this video: “I suppose Gannon could *ahem* GET IT
That hyena can GET IT
I believe the climate is right for Tommy and Spencer to bring these back.
I found it, Tommy’s video essay from Anthony Padilla.
“It takes balls. One ball. Him.”
tHIS IS MY FAVOURITE I AM SO HAPPY TOMMY HAS HIS OWN SHOW
Tommy's words of wisdom: "I'm not a basketball"
Dude, if this is the video essay from the assumptions video, I totally forgot about it. I did watch it when it came out and thought it was good, I think I even commented saying I wanted another one.
The fabled Tommy Smosh Games video essay. I honestly loved this. I would love to see more content like this from Smosh members. Video esssays are my bread and butter and it would be interesting to see what Tommy would do with this format again, or what other Smosh cast (or crew honestly, some of them seem like they’d be great for a more analytical style video) would do.
"moustaches are gross"
sad shayne noises
Alternate title: Smosh Games becomes a sexy Game Theory
I personally find Matt to be hot in his own pasty white, skinny slim, nerdy, already married, way.
Game theory is already hot
Nah this is more like "we copied unraveled from polygon"
It should become a series and he should name it Unraveled
More like Brian David Gilbert is turning in his grave
garlic free gang, where you at?
🚫 Men who smell like garlic
✔ Men who bring you garlic bread
vampires COME AT ME
You mean vampire gang?
allergic to garlic gang, where you at?
I'm Italian and I feel attacked.
I'm here from the future to say yes I want more of this Spencer. Get me renown video essay pros too. I want BDG and Tommy collab!
Found Tommy’s video essay!
"...sorry, who's ever editting this"
*rolls 1 on D20*
"It's me:-|"
I'm so happy Tommy had a stand alone video. He always breaks me when he is on Try Not To Laugh! So I'm happy to see his humor so wholly on display here!
Tottally appreciated "theydies and gentlethems"
Gross
Joe Wdym gross
@@Coran_06 ya know
Joe You’re disgusted by nonbinary people? Ah ok gotcha.
@@Coran_06 nope
i’m gonna say what everybody else is thinking: This video transcends time itself and I always rewatch this video around 3-4 times a year.
I may have stopped watching the assumptions video as soon as they mentioned the video essay... I HOPE this is what they were referencing
No joke has slapped harder than "EA sports, it's in his name" in 2020. Genuinely had to pause the video to take a breath from laughing. Tommy is a treasure
This radiates huge BDG Unraveled energy and I love it
Tommy and bdg crossover when?
You beat me to this comment
A collaboration with BDG and Tommy would contain too much chaotic energy for this universe.
@@ariellesowle5334 which is why we need it
omg thats what i was thinking
"Which one is the most smashable guy character? Snake or Ganondorf?" Lets ask the lesbian first 😂🙈
I was about to say the same thing 😂
speaking as a lesbian we love snake
He asked Keith too
@@zyaicob Like he said, they asked a lesbian.
Actually, in one of the Smoshcasts (I think the one about getting “dumped” by your therapist, Monica did say “I’d f*** that guy” when Sarah was describing a guy she once met
Can we have more Tommy written, directed, and starring Tommy videos please? The COMEDY and charisma is sooooo perfect
i need to know... is this the video essay mentioned in assumptions because yes i think the audience is ready
I agree, this was hilarious
I can't believe Tommy is so devoid of sanity he would do this. I love it.
this is already the best and im only a minute in
Tommie is like my favorite person ever
I was crying with laughter from the start. This was amazing!
Not even lmao 35 seconds lmao
Yessssss
I'm only 40 seconds in 😂
this was the wildest 18 minutes I've ever experienced
Is this the video essay they were talking about on Assumptions? Loving it
please tell me this is the video essay 😭 i LOVE this
"theydies and gentlethem"
I appreciate that
The editing and graphics in this are spectacular and sometimes horrifying. I approve.
This whole thing is brilliant
“I like ‘em sad” haaaa
More pls
What’s up Assumptions gang
Came here after the Assumptions video with Tommy and Spencer. Amazed I was able to find it!
I love that this is real, even if we’ll never see this kind of content again. Pure Tommy energy
I sent my bf this to watch and he immediately goes, “The answer is obviously Cloud” and I had to go back and remember you swiped left for Cloud! Whyyyyyyyy
Your bf is absolutely correct.
Yes your bf is absolutly corect!
your bf is totally correct
As a hetero male. It's absolutely Cloud.
Depends on your style really, Cloud is soft looking and Snake is more Daddy looking, that being said, i wouldn't mind getting sandwiched between them
“Just like Trisha Paytas, he’s constantly getting screwed by an old man.”
“Because women have been objectified enough.”
I love you, Tommy 😂
but Trisha came out as a gay trans man so I guess she's not a women😃
Jade Santos yea we don’t need her making the ladies look bad 😂
The fact that he swiped left on Ryu and Cloud but took Mario, Luigi and Wario is beyond me. Also in Breath of the Wild I think Ganondorf had a horse/mount which counts as a pet in my eyes. Great video, great laugh. Easily one of my most favorite videos in a long long time. Keep it up Tommy!
Is anyone else here from the assumptions video?
The fact he swiped left on Cloud is a crime
This is such a stupid video I love it
We need Tommy to write and edit all the vids from now on. I havent laughed this hard in quite a while. I probably have abs now.
'Sorry whoever is editing this!' 'Its me'
I need Tommy to do more of these please
5:03 I am sorry Tommy, did you just swept left on Cloud, Ryu, Ken and Richter, and instead you went for Pac-Man, Mario, Wario and Luigi? What kind of standards are these?!!
Good ones.
Maybe Cloud's too androgynous? Lacks daddy credentials that way.
Underrated, but Courtney saying "I don't know if I wanna be her or bang Zero Suit Samus". I felt that.
"But I'm not a basketball!"
-Tommy Bowe, 2020
18:17
no became UA-cam filled out my search for “Smosh video essay Tommy” before I could finish it. Validated when I sorted the comments by newest and see us mentally I’ll gay smashers.
SAME I was like oh so we all went to go look for it?
Hi, I'm here because of the assumption video! Yes please, more essay videos pleaassseeeee
Im super glad he got his own show, the third generation of smosh members is definitely just as funny and creative as the previous and current members
”If you have money, you're not desperate for more.”
You sure about that, bud?
Yeah, pretty sure capitalism says otherwise.
*cough* eat the rich *cough cough*
jeff bezos has entered the chat
I can't be the only one who's happy that Tommy now finally has his own show!
"That's a yeehaw from downstairs" caught me by surprise
Commenting again because Tomey on Assumptions reminded me of this gem of a video!
All the crew hating on tommy for time wasting, when we all know he’s doing the lords work and getting the answers we need!
This is the first smosh video in a while that's actually made me laugh the whole way through
bc it's tommy babey !!!
Same
"His abs could hyrule my world." Haha love it. Same
This video is criminally underrated 💀
We need more Tommy Bones video essays!!!
The smash bro’s style G A Y was perfect 😂😂
I keep seeing "Money" as "Honey", it made me so confused
i see Tommy, i click
i see Tommy has entire video to himself, I *SCREAMMM*
Is this the video that Tommy references on assumptions?
Tommy’s Video Essay?!
“EA Sports, it’s in his name...” I just don’t know anymore...
“Just like Trisha Paytas, he’s getting screwed by an old man”
I love this waaaaaay too much
6:34
Ok, Tommy's officially my favorite. This had me in stitches the whole time
Tommy. You are what Smosh and the world needed in the forefront. I have loved every video with you in it so far and I only want more! The editing you have done in this video is so damn funny my cheeks hurt. Thank you.
anyone else here from the assumptions video?