@@the_enderslayer >Gets cursed at by the Sun. >Destroys the Sun. >Builds a new Sun that’s slightly worse but in her control. >Finds out that the Dougtopians built their own sun. >Tells their sun to fuck off. >Sun gets depressed and leaves the Dougtopian Empire.
I love how the AI constantly tried to disregard DougDoug's interventions to get back to the story. "You want Mercury? Fuck you, floor is lava there, we go back to Venus"
@@FlameTheFaithful The best part is, havn't we seen one of those three times on the same planet, and they each fill half the planet. So that doesnt make sense.
In case you missed it on the actual stream: after Jar Jar takes a giant shit in the Mega Toilet and fucks it up, Chaturn makes ANOTHER Moon Tzu with the rule "no shitting allowed".
i love how the dougtopian’s emperor’s interactions with others goes from “we’re going to skin you alive and eat your body then wear your skin as clothes” to “thanks for being my friend and helping my empire jarjar :)” in 10 seconds
The Dougtopians evolved from the Otters with short term memory loss in the zoo. They keep going around, leaving ruins, and discovering them later going "Woah! Ruins! Who could've built these?"
That part about Jar Jar winning every chess match, NOT because he's a good player, but because his matches are so simple and so long the other player loses interest and leaves, was literally the greatest thing ever written by man or machine.
It's worth noting that on three occasions, when jar jar had his life threatened by the emperor (Something he KNEW the emperor would follow through on), he had the *balls* so say "Eh. Whatever."
And they even send the Chaturn Empire’s twins after their own assassin gave birth to them apparently, honestly the humans should’ve been their own faction tbh
I came back to this video after a minute and forgot what the context was, and thought this was some alien message about how humans react to their invasions.
The fact that chat telling sun 3 to fuck off caused Doug to lose control of it made me laugh so hard I started crying. Truly one of chat’s greatest plays to date.
I love how it kept a distinct character for both empires. Chaturn being the lunatic enemies of existence itself and Dougtopia being diplomatic cannibals with dementia
Doug: Yeah yeah yeah, I know how great ruins are, but I want something new and exciting. ... AI: Here's a ruin. (Note: This is a reference to the Mario Maker video.)
Exactly! That's how it is! It's thousands against 1 so it's a team thing and it is pretty funny too. You hate seeing someone else get stuff but I think even DougDlug secretly roots for chat to win as community bonding 😂
i like how aside from name chats faction is actually fairly consistent. 1. they are devout Catholics with a female pope 2. they are experts in space travel 3. they always go for powerful allies
I love how the AI started out on Chats story and immediately decided to turn them into the villain of their own story, and also refused to let Doug colonise Mercury
Top moments: -Zeltros Civil War -Both suns telling the empires to fuck off -Dougtopia trying to figure out who their emperor is -Jar jar Binks vs Master Chief Chess game -TOILET -The one morbillion times they found ancient ruins on mars.
Best moment of all was when Jar Jar went to the Chaturn Empire and convinced them to pay him 1 trillion dollars to sell them a planet they already owned.
There’s something incredible about the idea of spartan 117 being genetically engineered, and then immediately throwing that out and putting him on an artificial body
The whole Yoda Emperor saga really got me. I'm pretty sure Yoda causes a crisis of succession in Dougtopia by making an offhanded joke about being the real Emperor.
@@robonator2945 so he basically killed grievous for no reason and actually said a joke at his death by saying that grievous is the emperor and the force mind trick jar jar to think that he himself is the emperor for Yoda’s amusement
I love that Chat kept trying to make things and get people to join them and those people always joined a third faction and started attacking Chat instead.
Okay, I'm at the twenty minute mark. Ghost is hired to kill the emperor, instead becomes the emperor, transitions, impregnates herself, gives birth to a normal baby and a clone of the normal baby, Earth sends the babies to blow up the Death Star, and the babies die. This is some Warhammer 40k ass lore
I read it as Ghost being this super elite infiltrator sent to kill the Emperor of Chaturn, but instead decides to take over the Empire for himself by transitioning to a woman, marrying the Emperor, and ruling through him as, like, the Shadow Empress.
I love the fact that chat always makes the most epic moves to end the war. First they made a deal with the devil, then kidnapped Jesús and legally acquired heaven and now they build a victory toilet the size of the Uranus
Imagine if, 5 years ago someone would have told you that one day, a group of thousands of strangers across the internet would simultaneously think of both Saul Goodman and Jar Jar Binks as two of the greatest political negotiators of all time...
Saul Goodman was on both sides. He was not a resource for either empire. Jar Jar Binks worked directly for the Dougtopian Empire, despite multiple attempts of the Dougtopian Emperor to kill him.
Doug: “let’s colonize mercury!” Ai: “so you go to mercury, but you also go to Venus. Then you head to Jupiter and find tunnels in the *gas* giant. All the while you’re colonizing mars. Oh, and you abandoned mercury.”
If you think about it, Chat ate Moon Tsu and because of that, stays at 9 points after building the mega-toilet. Anyways, I dont want this series to end, its absolutely great.
In the full stream, the ruling was that since Chaturn didn't eat Moon Tzu until after the toilet was completed, there was a moment between the completion of the Mega Toilet and the celebration feast that they had both (and thus, all ten points). They also built a replacement moon after Jar Jar took a shit in the Mega Toilet, so they got the points back anyway.
Some NovelAI tips: Use three asterisks with a newline before a redirect prompt so that the scene switches and the AI won't be too fixated on a specific point. Find the Gear Icon, go to AI Settings > Enable "Continue Response to End of Sentence" This ensures that the last generation is a full coherent sentence. Lore Book - This could be a place where you could state who is affiliated with who like so: [Affiliation: Chaturn] You could also mess around with the config preset and the generation options, if you want the results to be more varied or restricted. If your setting calls for a specific genre or writing style, you could add a module by going into the Story Tab.
This sort of misses the point. This is great BECAUSE the AI is incoherent and mostly drunk. Having some stability is fine but I think they have already found a somewhat reasonable balance.
I like to see the AI as like a toddler and chat and Doug are both trying to coinvince it to do certains tasks, but then it's like NO! RUINED CITY ON MARS AND SPACE COVENANT HUMAN PEOPLE
Doug stubbornly insisting that Jar Jar and the Dougtopian Emperor are still on good terms after the Emeperor told Jar Jar that he’d skin him alive and wear his skin like clothing is the funniest shit I’ve seen all month 😂😂
No no no, you're completely misunderstanding their relationship! Jar jar is like that one friend where you cuss eachother out every 5 seconds but never mean any of it. The emperor's death threats are just a big of goofs and gafs y'know?
I love how the situation went from "Chat trying to sell Jar Jar a planet they didn't own for an absurd amount of money" to "Chat giving Jar Jar an absurd amount of money they probably shouldn't have had and convincing Jar Jar that he just sold them Uranus." They even had the chance to stop Jar Jar from cashing the check but they chose literal toilet humor instead. Chat really is the embodiment of "Rule of Cool".
I love that the Dougtopian Emporer's relationship with JarJar pends on the fact he keeps threatening to KILL and EAT HIM and his bones and wear him as clothes.... What a beautiful friendship!
During the stream he explained that they still won because they didn't eat Moon Tzu until after getting the toilet done and getting the 10th point. Chat still won by technicality.
Jesus christ,the bots are actually getting smarter.There are now bots that says that they are making fun of other bots and also has the edit tag on their comment to really sell the deal.
Dr. Halsey telling Sun 3 to Fuck Off broke me. I laughed so hard it was the deep, uncontrollable belly-laugh that turned into crying with snot pouring down my face as I rolled on the floor laughing. I haven't laughed that hard in like a decade. Thank you Chat, Novel AI, and Doug you've broken me.
I think Doug has really created something special with this D&D-esque game. Can't wait to see what other crazy renditions of this game he creates in the future.
@@Unotuchable And after that, two different chats against each other! Hell, get an actual D&D channel to join in. DougDoug vs Certified Roleplayer vs Twitch Chat
AI: "You have succesfully trained Spartan 117." Chat: "Do we get him?" AI: "Haha, no here are human controlled humans from Earth who hate you instead."
@@RushWheeler Because its not. We are, for example flesh mechs controlled by fleshy pink spaghetti. They are, humans controlled not by brains, but humans.
I love how this game goes from conquering planets to Master Chief vs. Chaturn to a Star Wars fanfic about Jar Jar Binks to the most elaborate booty joke in history, to *all of the above at once*
I love these AI stories so much. First General Iron Balls, now yelling at the sun to "fuck off". Both have had me laughing harder than I've laughed in years
Honestly I need to know more about master chief, master chief two and the arbitrator twins and how ghost rise to power ties in with all of this. They all seem to be part of the Convent (ghost was before she/he defected) which is some human anti chat resistance in this timeline. All we know chats super soldier program went was so bad chief escaped and joined the Covent a group of 4 people which wants to stop the chat empire the chat empire makes master chief two to take master chief out but master chief two joins master chief after that they sent ghost some super cool assassin who defected during the mission became an empress killed the emperor then became the emperor impregnated themselves then became an empress as a leader. I'm assuming they can switch genders on the fly or else this gets confusing. She has the child she clones them making twins the twins get recruited to join the convent and they blow up the death star. Master chief leaves the covenant to help Doug with his halo ring stuff but then the toilet was built which I'm gonna head cannon it was some death star thing that disabled the ring.
I'd like to point out that Master Chief had Cortana, a hyperintelligent A.I capable of reading and understanding all of Earth's and the Covenant's history in under a second, in his head during the chess game with Jar Jar. The fact that Jar Jar won is just another testament to his godly resume.
Each AI battle gets more and more incomprehensible and I love it. We've gone from making a deal with Satan to Saul Goodman becoming an angel and legally acquiring Jesus to Jar Jar Binks using space magic to make the world forget about him. And meanwhile, on Earth, the Dougtopians have discovered strange ruins on Mars. They're sure these ruins were built by intelligent beings. But how did they get from Mars to the Earth? Then the scientists realize something: the ruins look very similar to the structures found in Mercury.
i love how according to the AI Spartan-117 is just reverse Master Chief, where instead of an AI being planted into his head, his head is placed onto an artificial body
@Irobot I thought the same thing at the end when they ate Moon Tzu, but you could also say since chat technically reached 10 points in the line right before they ate the moon, chat wins as soon as the 10 points was reached regardless of the line that follows.
I feel like, if the roles had been reversed, chat would’ve argued Doug didn’t win because Moon Tzu got eaten, so it was really just exchanging the Moon for the Mega-toilet
So Chat has: -Allied with the Devil -Allied with God -Turned into gods themselves through technology I still cannot believe that trying to build a Mega Toilet was the right play.
That would just end all life and blow up Doug's computer XD that would be all out war with eachother,but then they'd try to make peace with eachother, but then one guy is just like "FUCK OFF" and stabs the leader of the opposing side. I'm so down for A Vs Z crew!
I love how the AI turns some characters into absolute gods that can do anything, be it selling somebody their own planet for a trillion dollars or beating doom guy at chess to convince him to become emperor, while other characters like Grievous get immediately killed off the moment they stick their head up. Also, have you heard about these ruins they found on Mars? Seems like they were built by highly advanced aliens. Wonder how they got there from earth...
All of this is proof of the 'Jar jar is secretly a really smart dude who pretends to be dumb' theory especially the chess thing and him getting 1 trillion dollars
Funny timestamps: 3:44 Doug tries to keep the ai on track with Mercury but the ai is adamant about going to Venus instead, even after he redirects it lol 6:29 the *human-controlled humans* 9:43 Doug: Let's focus on Mercury. Ai: *How about no* 10:41 *On Earth,* they find ruins *on Mars.* Wait a second... 12:24 The Sun tells Dr Hasley to *f**** *off* 14:15 lol "The sun did... turn off, apparently..." 16:06 EeEee deEEe eeEeEE 16:41 "What does this do for you? Oh, 'cuz the sun was mean you destroyed it" 18:36 We'll just take you to the moon and *leave you there* 21:26 Let's make Ghost the new emperor, make the emperor its own separate character, only to reveal that Ghost is the empress while also impregnating... the empress. Okay, my summary of that segment made about as much sense as the segment itself lol 23:41 The program once again not caring about Doug's random plot twists and goes back to *"ruins on Mars on Earth, alien city, must explore"* 24:53 "I'll have you EXECUTED!" *"Eh, whatever"* 25:52 the sun is *blown up* 💣☀️💣 27:29 After his rabbit-hole story is interrupted, JJB is just like "nope" and goes into an infinite loop 29:11 "Let's do something!' *"Ooh, ruins on Mars"* "NO NOT THIS AGAIN!" 32:34 "Build a sun that is beautiful, powerful, and loving." *"No, we'll build one that is ugly, weak, and mean."* 35:13 And now JJB is threatened with death for, uh, wanting to stay on a planet. 37:58 Um... 41:37 *Way to keep it subtle* 42:37 lol these options are hilarious *pour water on the sun* and *blow up Yoda* for no reason 43:47 lol 51:06 Wait for it... 🚽 57:44 Chess time ♟️♟️♟️ 1:01:28 "I can't let you guys build a victory toilet 🚽🪠" 1:03:04 😂 that sound effect 1:04:52 "covered the moon in a giant pile of sh1t" -NovelAI, 2022 Also found it funny that they kept trying to create immortal superhumans but they didn't do anything, but JarJar was an MVP and kept reappearing in both routes
Jar-Jar was a suprising standout during this competition. While Chaturn may have emerged victorious, no one can deny that Jar-Jar accomplished the most during and he even survived until the end to give one last hurrah in the name of Dugtopia.
Chat's Story: ".. anyways then Master Chief showed up" Doug's Story: "...and then the humans found ruins of mars on earth back at venus and after they came back from jupiter they brought the ruins back to mercury"
This is the shortest 1 hour video ever. I absolutely adore this series, please make one with A crew and Z crew with you as the narrator and ultimate judge.
I’m not sure if many people noticed but when the sun turned itself off the AI says it also gives Doug’s civilization it’s powers, which if he noticed it could have helped him quite a bit
The amount of times the AI wanted to continue it's weird ancient ruins storyline with Doug Doug it's just absurd. The AI allowed chat to continue but kept derailing Doug lol
Chat's also got super derailed when they stole Dougtopia's emporor. No matter what they wanted the AI always took a few paragraphs to talk about the Dougtopian emporor's shenanigans
Something about Doug yelling "Mee-sah love anus!" while epic and heroic Shadow of the Colossus music is playing just speaks to me in a way no media has before
Sun saying FUCK OFF was amazing. Truly a cinematic masterpiece.
for real
The sun needs to relay this message these comment bots
And Dr Halsey was so shocked she crashed into Mercury
The best part was the full circle of Dr Halsey later saying "FUCK OFF" to Sun 3. Honestly it's beautiful.
@@the_enderslayer
>Gets cursed at by the Sun.
>Destroys the Sun.
>Builds a new Sun that’s slightly worse but in her control.
>Finds out that the Dougtopians built their own sun.
>Tells their sun to fuck off.
>Sun gets depressed and leaves the Dougtopian Empire.
I love how the AI constantly tried to disregard DougDoug's interventions to get back to the story. "You want Mercury? Fuck you, floor is lava there, we go back to Venus"
Its so funny because sometimes it just completely ignores his prompts and does its own thing
Whenever he tries to redirect it for chat the bot just say “alright fuck uhhhh they did the thing ok back to what I was saying”
Basically “Who’s telling the story here, me or you? Thought so.”
But also, we go back to Mars- HOLY SHIT SECRET CITY?!”
@@FlameTheFaithful The best part is, havn't we seen one of those three times on the same planet, and they each fill half the planet. So that doesnt make sense.
In case you missed it on the actual stream: after Jar Jar takes a giant shit in the Mega Toilet and fucks it up, Chaturn makes ANOTHER Moon Tzu with the rule "no shitting allowed".
Really 🤣
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
Was it named "Moon 2" ?
The loony tunes bullshit of jarjar starting his ship, realizing its leaving, and then exiting the ship to chase it is so fucking funny
And then the emperor is somehow in the ship? Like he was trynna get rid of jarjar? And he has a skeleton? Genius comedy
@@leaffinite2001 and then jar jar fucking has a whole ass conversation with said emperor while he’s hanging on the side of the ship?
“We found Dougtopian skeletons there. I have one here with me!
The fact that Jar-Jar Bink runs outside of his ship in order to catch it only to have the ship leave without him is truly typical lmao
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I saw this comment while still in the beginning of the vid and I am confused
I love that Darth Jar Jar is part of the continuity here, along with Grievous being injured to make him come back as a cyborg
I haven’t watched the video yet and I have no context for this, so this is very confusing
Can’t wait to find out said context
@@curllum has you found out yet?
i love how the dougtopian’s emperor’s interactions with others goes from “we’re going to skin you alive and eat your body then wear your skin as clothes” to “thanks for being my friend and helping my empire jarjar :)” in 10 seconds
In past episode..didnt dougtopia got a ruthless emperor too?
General steel balls or something
@@yuki97kira he died rather early though
@@yuki97kira The war crime general!!
@@yuki97kira iron balls and the insane war crime general are different people
@@Underworlder5 he didnt become the emperor????
I love that the whole dougtopian emperor deal was so confusing that the dougtopian empire themselves just put out a reward to figure that shit out
@@Cristiano_km I’ve been waiting to do this for a while now
Ratio
The Dougtopians evolved from the Otters with short term memory loss in the zoo. They keep going around, leaving ruins, and discovering them later going "Woah! Ruins! Who could've built these?"
Now that makes sense
This is also why there are two different Dougtopian empires that are fighting each other half the time, one side just forgot the other at some point.
Thats why they don't know who is his emperor
My favourite detail of the whole story is that Jar Jar Binks opens every conversation by saying “hi, I’m Jar Jar Binks”
It is both factual and accurate.
@@i_Soar well he'd say "meesa jar jar binks" but maybe he learned better English lol
Hi, I'm Jar Jar Binks, and you're watching Disney Channel
" Hi, I'm Jar Jar Binks and welcome to Jackass. "
The fact that the sun told the Chaturn empire to “Fuck off” is one of the rawest moments in Doug Doug history
@Eye you may have lied, but those potato wedges do look good and I will be making them for my family tonight
@@dlm292 Cannot tell if you're also a bot trying to trick us into clicking the link for potato wedges or not.
Followed immediately by Dr. Halsey being so taken aback by the response she crashes into Mercury and dies.
@@Lunam_D._Roger maybe YOU'RE a bot convincing me that the other guy is a bot so we don't fall for their scheme, but instead for yours
A true top 10 anime moment right there
That part about Jar Jar winning every chess match, NOT because he's a good player, but because his matches are so simple and so long the other player loses interest and leaves, was literally the greatest thing ever written by man or machine.
Very in character too.
Simple generally prompts a response
Best part of the whole thing
Time stamp?
That sounds like something that'd happen in Hitchhiker's Guide
"One twin is normal and one twin is a clone." I love this specific unintentional AI humor
It's worth noting that on three occasions, when jar jar had his life threatened by the emperor (Something he KNEW the emperor would follow through on), he had the *balls* so say "Eh. Whatever."
This episode's general balls
Jar Jar? More like Darth Beskar-Balls
Honestly, that's what made him such a great ambassador. Literally nothing was scarier than his own boss lol
Can't believe the AI gave Jar Jar Binks a catchphrase
Jar Jar Binks has some balls.
Some Iron Balls.
I love how whenever the humans on Earth get slightly scared they build a massive robot named the Arbiter and destroy a planet.
Pretty accurate
And they even send the Chaturn Empire’s twins after their own assassin gave birth to them apparently, honestly the humans should’ve been their own faction tbh
Typical of us in the future.
"Ah ! A hypothetical treat ! Extermination in progress NOW !!!!"
I came back to this video after a minute and forgot what the context was, and thought this was some alien message about how humans react to their invasions.
Those human things are so cute, I want a pet one. Sad they don’t live lots of orbits
The fact that chat telling sun 3 to fuck off caused Doug to lose control of it made me laugh so hard I started crying. Truly one of chat’s greatest plays to date.
guys you know what to do
THE FUCK OFF PLAN
For me it was jar jar being asked to probe Uranus and responding "meesa love anus" that broke me
Time stamp?
@@Mr-Brick-Battler 43:11
I love how it kept a distinct character for both empires.
Chaturn being the lunatic enemies of existence itself and Dougtopia being diplomatic cannibals with dementia
Doug: *tries to get the AI to do something*
AI: "Anyway, here's more ruins"
Chat: *tries to get the AI to do something*
AI: “Anyway, here’s the dougtopian emperor”
But how did they get from Mars to Earth?
Strange ruins on Mars.
Doug: Yeah yeah yeah, I know how great ruins are, but I want something new and exciting.
...
AI: Here's a ruin.
(Note: This is a reference to the Mario Maker video.)
"They were built by intelligent life"
“I already have a job. I’m a plant.” absolutely killed me
mood xD
I love how chat will go “LETS GO” when they get the most random thing, but say “RIGGED” when Doug acquires anything
@@Cristiano_km It was not funny.
Exactly! That's how it is! It's thousands against 1 so it's a team thing and it is pretty funny too. You hate seeing someone else get stuff but I think even DougDlug secretly roots for chat to win as community bonding 😂
i like how aside from name chats faction is actually fairly consistent.
1. they are devout Catholics with a female pope
2. they are experts in space travel
3. they always go for powerful allies
@@Homer_Simpson248 more like a satanic cult if you ask me
@@TheMarianadealmeida I'd argue it's the most Catholic thing of all. The entire basis of the religion is sorta predicated on the suffering of Christ.
I thought Jar-Jar was the worst negotiator ever but that whole time he was pulling some actual Bugs Bunny shit. Legend
Jar jar was carrying dougtopia bro
He is THE sith lord.
@@adonutlol1697 of Dougtopia
@@hatetheantichristyskyN
hes my favorite canon villan
Chat is so incredibly fast to start researching weapons of mass destruction it's highly respectable.
They learned that from Ghandi from the civilization series.
" we dont let legal bullshit get in the way... and if it costs a few warcrimes ? So be it
This was the first live stream I ever caught. Can’t wait to watch this video later!!!
@RR you, sir, are a hero.
@@bionicbirb9104 no he's a bot
I love how chat got literal anti-matter bombs for free and then proceeded to never make use of them
Evil anti-matter bombs
Not just any anti-matter bombs, they're EVIL anti-matter bombs
It would have been too easy
Evil anti matter
not just anti-matter bombs: EVIL anti-matter bombs.
This AI has the storytelling skill and style of a seven-year-old with ADHD. I love it.
Can confirm
As a former seven year old with ADHD, I can confirm I wrote several stories like this
@@alexcrazy1492 same
As someone who has been a seven year old without adhd, I don’t know what I’m doing here
I appreciate that the AI was able to keep Jar Jar in character.
Fr it threw in like 10 random characters in the beginning and forgot about em but jar jar refused to leave
?
It's the force.
I love how the AI started out on Chats story and immediately decided to turn them into the villain of their own story, and also refused to let Doug colonise Mercury
lol
I love how as soon as it transitions from editing Doug to live Doug it goes from ultra serious to silly immediately
God wtf is with this amount of bots rn
@@engarden5646 ik right
true
@The hard truth. Here's the full clip of who asked:
oh wait.
NOBODY DID.
Don't you hate it when bots be like "it's bottin' time" and bot all over the UA-cam comments.
The speed that chat goes from spamming “rigged” to “planned” is hilarious
Top moments:
-Zeltros Civil War
-Both suns telling the empires to fuck off
-Dougtopia trying to figure out who their emperor is
-Jar jar Binks vs Master Chief Chess game
-TOILET
-The one morbillion times they found ancient ruins on mars.
This is a pretty nice comment you got here
And Ghost impregnating themselves
-Dougtopia discovering the ruins of an ancient civilization on Mars and finding out that the ruins in Mercury are similar to those on Mars
Also the giant pile of shit in the end
Best moment of all was when Jar Jar went to the Chaturn Empire and convinced them to pay him 1 trillion dollars to sell them a planet they already owned.
There’s something incredible about the idea of spartan 117 being genetically engineered, and then immediately throwing that out and putting him on an artificial body
Sorry for ruining that 69 likes
And that arbiter is a robot but is a human??
Halo meets Warhammer
“Man gene editing is hard, lets just make him a robot”
The best part is is that he immediately betrays them afterwards.
The whole Yoda Emperor saga really got me. I'm pretty sure Yoda causes a crisis of succession in Dougtopia by making an offhanded joke about being the real Emperor.
@@Cristiano_km I challenge you to challenge this ratio
Noice
@@Cristiano_km can't laugh at it if I don't watch it, win win for me idiottt
I really thought for a second that Doug was going to replace Grevious with Dougtopian Emperor God-King Yoda but nope, Yoda was just fucking with him.
@@robonator2945 so he basically killed grievous for no reason and actually said a joke at his death by saying that grievous is the emperor and the force mind trick jar jar to think that he himself is the emperor for Yoda’s amusement
I love that Chat kept trying to make things and get people to join them and those people always joined a third faction and started attacking Chat instead.
A universe wide death ring gets introduced at the start and then completely ignored for space shenanigans and I'm all for it
A weapon that can wipe out the whole galaxy in one attack? Nah! Let’s blow up the sun and rebuild it!
@@evanlight2550 Twice!
@@SomeOne-vf1rs Thrice!
There is some logic in ignoring it. It would kill chat aswell. So neither side wins from using it.
@@YourLocalCommunist-g8f They blew up the sun then built sun tzu and sun 3 so they rebuilt it twice.
I love how Doug keeps trying to conquer more of the solar system but the scientists keep discovering ruins on Mars and mercury
@@Cristiano_km Nah
@@Cristiano_km I challenge you to not be reported as spam
@@Cristiano_km i challenge you to get a personality
The ruins are like onions, they have lairs
@@copeman4306 I am so sorry your prime cut comment has been buried under a spam bot. This is a beautiful joke
“I already have a job. I’m a plant.”
―Groot
What a legend
Okay, I'm at the twenty minute mark. Ghost is hired to kill the emperor, instead becomes the emperor, transitions, impregnates herself, gives birth to a normal baby and a clone of the normal baby, Earth sends the babies to blow up the Death Star, and the babies die.
This is some Warhammer 40k ass lore
ghost was with the alpha legion
Nah you too close to the mark on this being 40K lore. Im counting it as such
I mean, Mercury did get the Cadia treatment.
I read it as Ghost being this super elite infiltrator sent to kill the Emperor of Chaturn, but instead decides to take over the Empire for himself by transitioning to a woman, marrying the Emperor, and ruling through him as, like, the Shadow Empress.
The point where I read that Ghost stuff, I was thinking Ghost is Queen Marika.
The sun telling Twitch Chat to "Fuck off!" Is one of the funniest moments in DougDoug history
@Eye can your link explain why you’re cringe?
@@flallana18 it’s a bot
Should've attacked them at night lol
@@mysiph youtube really needs to improve their bot detection. It didn't use to be this big an issue.
@@mysiph that’s why it’s cringe
To this day, I still feel very proud of being the one who proposed sending Doom guy to kill the sun.
Congrats on a great play
You sir, are a fkin hero. Feel proud.
You are single-handedly the best person on earth
Art of War Guy checking in.
Username checks out
I love the fact that chat always makes the most epic moves to end the war. First they made a deal with the devil, then kidnapped Jesús and legally acquired heaven and now they build a victory toilet the size of the Uranus
Your pfp intrigues me. Is there a kaizo hack of The End Is Nigh out there or something? I don't remember seeing that graphic in the game
Ouranus
don't forget that they literally had god as well in the first episode
@@anaceattorneyfangreatgame9770 chat planed to legally obtain God but ended up kidnapping Jesus (I've watched that video like 6 times already XD)
Chat conquered Hell, Heaven and a Planet-sized toilet... in that order. Goddang
"The first twin is normal but the second one is a clone". I had to stop the video to not die out of laughter! OMG THESE AI WARS ARE AMAZING!!!!
Imagine if, 5 years ago someone would have told you that one day, a group of thousands of strangers across the internet would simultaneously think of both Saul Goodman and Jar Jar Binks as two of the greatest political negotiators of all time...
While thinking about the giant toilet
Now we need them to face off against each other in an Ace Attorney-style debate. MAKE IT HAPPEN DOUG
Saul Goodman was on both sides. He was not a resource for either empire. Jar Jar Binks worked directly for the Dougtopian Empire, despite multiple attempts of the Dougtopian Emperor to kill him.
They are the best.
Yeah, you're probably right, Saul might not cut it
Chat going nuts over “hello there, general grievous” is a thing of beauty
A proud moment to see all the Star Wars fans in chat spamming "HELLO THERE"
Time stamp?
@@logank9177 41:33
Doug: “let’s colonize mercury!”
Ai: “so you go to mercury, but you also go to Venus. Then you head to Jupiter and find tunnels in the *gas* giant. All the while you’re colonizing mars. Oh, and you abandoned mercury.”
If you think about it, Chat ate Moon Tsu and because of that, stays at 9 points after building the mega-toilet.
Anyways, I dont want this series to end, its absolutely great.
In the full stream, the ruling was that since Chaturn didn't eat Moon Tzu until after the toilet was completed, there was a moment between the completion of the Mega Toilet and the celebration feast that they had both (and thus, all ten points).
They also built a replacement moon after Jar Jar took a shit in the Mega Toilet, so they got the points back anyway.
Plus, Doug said he would count the Cheese Creatures as a point if Moon Tzu was gone
@@toebrother I just assumed they were eaten too since they consist out of the same material.
Dougdoug: Let's go to Mercury.
AI: Nah you're going to Venus.
Dougdoug: But Mercury-
AI: YOU'RE GOING TO VENUS
Dougdoug: *actually checks out venus*
AI: nah let's go somewhere else this place is boring
the new brazil
That's also close to the sun.
later
Dougdoug: *breathes*
AI: MEANWHILE ON MARS!
*i said we venus today*
Some NovelAI tips:
Use three asterisks with a newline before a redirect prompt so that the scene switches and the AI won't be too fixated on a specific point.
Find the Gear Icon, go to AI Settings > Enable "Continue Response to End of Sentence"
This ensures that the last generation is a full coherent sentence.
Lore Book - This could be a place where you could state who is affiliated with who like so:
[Affiliation: Chaturn]
You could also mess around with the config preset and the generation options, if you want the results to be more varied or restricted. If your setting calls for a specific genre or writing style, you could add a module by going into the Story Tab.
This needs way more likes, great tips!
In the stream, he did actually use the lorebook, though it was a lot more wordy than what you recommended
T’challa: “Get this man a heart/pin”
This sort of misses the point. This is great BECAUSE the AI is incoherent and mostly drunk. Having some stability is fine but I think they have already found a somewhat reasonable balance.
That affiliation tip would be insanely helpful lol
I literally saw someone say "MILK FEMBOYS" immediately pop up the first time he asked what they want to do
I like to see the AI as like a toddler and chat and Doug are both trying to coinvince it to do certains tasks, but then it's like NO! RUINED CITY ON MARS AND SPACE COVENANT HUMAN PEOPLE
But wait...
It looks like the ruins on mercury!
And then suddenly scientists noticed some sort of ancient cities on mars..
It learned a no-no word which was "fuck off" lol
Oh and then the chaturns scream *NOPE* off at the sun
well we did introduce master chief into the mix. that was our fault. but the ruins were entirely ai.
let her cook.
Doug stubbornly insisting that Jar Jar and the Dougtopian Emperor are still on good terms after the Emeperor told Jar Jar that he’d skin him alive and wear his skin like clothing is the funniest shit I’ve seen all month 😂😂
To be fair chat killed Saul Goodman last time and he came back and smited their enemies so it shouldn't be off the table.
And the ai even agreed that they were still on good terms
AND IT WORKED
No no no, you're completely misunderstanding their relationship! Jar jar is like that one friend where you cuss eachother out every 5 seconds but never mean any of it. The emperor's death threats are just a big of goofs and gafs y'know?
@@blobvisfan666 ye im dat kinda friend
Holy crap Jar Jar is a genius. He somehow directed that conversation into being paid 1 trillion dollars for something they already had.
Wait… you’re right!
that was crazy, saying 10b was too much to accepting paying 1t and then being paid 1t
Like how he talked everyone into giving up democracy in the movied
It's a Sith power.
that is some *yes* "no" *yes* "no" *no* "yes" shit
I'm actually lightheaded from the bit where Jar-Jar convinces Chaturn to buy Uranus off Chaturn of $1,000,000,000,000
Yeah, but Gun Pope deserved the third Uranus ring.
I love that Jar Jar made Chaturn pay 1 trillion dollars for their own planet
Speech 100
The truest rival to Saul goodman
Sounds like a Jar-Jar thing to do.
W
If Jar Jar wrote "the art of the deal" I'd actually buy it.
Funny how the one time Doug goes off the rails and hires jar jar binks, is the one time he actually poses a threat to chat
Doug tries to do things logically and it fails but when he does something stupid it works
@leaked footage damn we fighting fire with fire now?
@@Alreadsyuse no its a bot pretending to be a person as you can see the same message in some other comments written by different people
@@solidpandacka5544 I know it's a bot I'm just saying we're now using bots to make fun of other bots
I love how the situation went from "Chat trying to sell Jar Jar a planet they didn't own for an absurd amount of money" to "Chat giving Jar Jar an absurd amount of money they probably shouldn't have had and convincing Jar Jar that he just sold them Uranus." They even had the chance to stop Jar Jar from cashing the check but they chose literal toilet humor instead. Chat really is the embodiment of "Rule of Cool".
🤣🤣🤣 im fking dead
@@BeansMan62 so you saw him/her too
Yeah the ai got totally mixed up with who was buying and who was selling lol
I love that the Dougtopian Emporer's relationship with JarJar pends on the fact he keeps threatening to KILL and EAT HIM and his bones and wear him as clothes.... What a beautiful friendship!
I feel like this is a new genre of content that we never knew we needed but can’t live without.
Definitely, these videos make me laugh so much!
This is just a fancy madlibs.
Amen.
@@katowo6521 No that's just regular D&D.
Agreed. I would like to see more pf this but chat and DougDoug tried to conquer the universe or the multiverse.
Groot saying, “I already have a job; I’m a plant” Is such a mood.
Literally
Doug should’ve told chat “alright, you got the toilet, but ate Moon Tzu. You’re still at 9 points”
But they ate the moon and got 9 points after getting the toilet meaning that they had 10 points before that happened and had already won
During the stream he explained that they still won because they didn't eat Moon Tzu until after getting the toilet done and getting the 10th point. Chat still won by technicality.
@@the_enderslayer dang
He actually considered doing that but decided that because Chat ate Moon Tzu in celebration after they won it was too late
I thought the same thing
‘I already have a job. I’m a plant’ (46:31) is the best quote in the history of quotes!
Doing these AI generated stories is like playing with a DM who tries to throw in a new plot twist every turn.
This plot is more twisted then the hair on someone wearing dreadlocks.
More like playing with a DM who has dementia
Jesus christ,the bots are actually getting smarter.There are now bots that says that they are making fun of other bots and also has the edit tag on their comment to really sell the deal.
Dr. Halsey telling Sun 3 to Fuck Off broke me. I laughed so hard it was the deep, uncontrollable belly-laugh that turned into crying with snot pouring down my face as I rolled on the floor laughing.
I haven't laughed that hard in like a decade. Thank you Chat, Novel AI, and Doug you've broken me.
The true funni
The fact that you’ve done that not once but twice amazes me
I think Doug has really created something special with this D&D-esque game. Can't wait to see what other crazy renditions of this game he creates in the future.
Next up should be a D&D campaign with two chats.
@@Unotuchable hell yeah a-crew vs z-crew
@@Unotuchable And after that, two different chats against each other!
Hell, get an actual D&D channel to join in. DougDoug vs Certified Roleplayer vs Twitch Chat
@@poggestfrog As long as the roleplayer has to go along with A crew and Z crew.
We need to take the EARTH
I love how chat tried to research Master chief and he’s already being executed at the start of the paragraph.
Chat got OBSESSED with making the perfect sun after an ancient celestial body told them to fuck off and then proceeded to destroy itself
AI: "You have succesfully trained Spartan 117."
Chat: "Do we get him?"
AI: "Haha, no here are human controlled humans from Earth who hate you instead."
@Chad 007 Like I have said before, bots are not chads.
I love the fact that the AI has to explain that the humans are controlled by humans as if it's not inherently obvious
@@CookieOfChaos123 Are you really out here arguing with bots??
@@An_Entire_Lime i was bored
@@RushWheeler Because its not. We are, for example flesh mechs controlled by fleshy pink spaghetti. They are, humans controlled not by brains, but humans.
I love how this game goes from conquering planets to Master Chief vs. Chaturn to a Star Wars fanfic about Jar Jar Binks to the most elaborate booty joke in history, to *all of the above at once*
@Classic Tate 🤖
@Classic Tate 🤖
@Classic Tate 🤖
i really love that sun 3 got so upset about being told to fuck off that it decided not only leave dug but it just left the story entirely.
I love these AI stories so much. First General Iron Balls, now yelling at the sun to "fuck off". Both have had me laughing harder than I've laughed in years
I gota say my favorite one was the first one, when they fought over Europe
Love how the AI seems to slowly catch on to how batshit insane chat is and just runs with it
"We wanna use it as a toilet!" Says the Chaturn Empire. "We're going to put a toilet on Uranus!"
-NovelAI
I love at this point the A.I. is adding its own new characters to the Doug/Chat lore. Big Ghost fan myself.
Honestly I need to know more about master chief, master chief two and the arbitrator twins and how ghost rise to power ties in with all of this. They all seem to be part of the Convent (ghost was before she/he defected) which is some human anti chat resistance in this timeline.
All we know chats super soldier program went was so bad chief escaped and joined the Covent a group of 4 people which wants to stop the chat empire the chat empire makes master chief two to take master chief out but master chief two joins master chief
after that they sent ghost some super cool assassin who defected during the mission became an empress killed the emperor then became the emperor impregnated themselves then became an empress as a leader. I'm assuming they can switch genders on the fly or else this gets confusing.
She has the child she clones them making twins the twins get recruited to join the convent and they blow up the death star. Master chief leaves the covenant to help Doug with his halo ring stuff but then the toilet was built which I'm gonna head cannon it was some death star thing that disabled the ring.
I’m more of a Chatronomicon guy myself
i can't believe none of you are into dr halsey
@@kringle7804 either Ghost is very loose on their pronouns, or he’s genderfluid. Either way, a big win for the LGBT community 😎😎😎😎😎🏳️🌈
@@PixelRockett bro I think he may be a literal ghost. Idk if they have gender.
The sequence of Ghost becoming the emperor, transitioning, becoming the emperor's wife, then impregnating the empress had me on the floor
"One twin is normal and one twin is a clone " - AI
Yes, prequel logic.
That jar jar and yoda interaction had the progression of a comedy sketch.
When Groot says that he can't become Emperor, because he already has a job as plant, I laughed so hard that I choked on my own spit
For a hot minute there Joda convienced Jar Jar, that it's the Binks, who's the emperor. Can't make this shit up.
I'd like to point out that Master Chief had Cortana, a hyperintelligent A.I capable of reading and understanding all of Earth's and the Covenant's history in under a second, in his head during the chess game with Jar Jar. The fact that Jar Jar won is just another testament to his godly resume.
Each AI battle gets more and more incomprehensible and I love it. We've gone from making a deal with Satan to Saul Goodman becoming an angel and legally acquiring Jesus to Jar Jar Binks using space magic to make the world forget about him.
And meanwhile, on Earth, the Dougtopians have discovered strange ruins on Mars. They're sure these ruins were built by intelligent beings. But how did they get from Mars to the Earth? Then the scientists realize something: the ruins look very similar to the structures found in Mercury.
I absolutely LOVE how weird and convoluted the AI makes the story yet it still somehow makes an epic story-
i love how according to the AI Spartan-117 is just reverse Master Chief, where instead of an AI being planted into his head, his head is placed onto an artificial body
@Irobot Chaturn should have had 9 points at the end, not 10, because they ate Moon Tzu.
I don't think General Silth should count but yes to the other things.
@Irobot I don't think #1 is valid, this obviously isn't taking place in dooms canon
@Irobot I thought the same thing at the end when they ate Moon Tzu, but you could also say since chat technically reached 10 points in the line right before they ate the moon, chat wins as soon as the 10 points was reached regardless of the line that follows.
@Irobot my point is 'spartan 117 = doomguy' is only canon to doom lore, which the AI clearly isn't adhering to
One twin is normal and one twin is a clone, storytelling masterpiece
Silly youtube commenter, all twins are clones of each other
Silly youtube commenter, all twins are clones of each other
Silly youtube commenter, all twins are clones of eachother
Silly UA-cam commenter, all twins are cones of each other
Silly UA-cam commenter, all twins are cones of each othe
I feel like, if the roles had been reversed, chat would’ve argued Doug didn’t win because Moon Tzu got eaten, so it was really just exchanging the Moon for the Mega-toilet
Chat did argue that, but Doug disagreed since they did still have 10 points between building the Mega Toilet and eating the moon.
(49:32)
I love how the website/program got sick of it, and just wrote; "Doug wins! Leave me alone!"
Really employing the "FUCK OFF" strategy
Timestamp?
Yeah I don't remember that
@@Memorywholed When it says that the Dougtopian conquered the solar system and everyone lived happily ever after.
@@Connor_Top_Lad 49:32
@@Connor_Top_Lad whats your favourite animmal
Doug: I want to build resources so I don't get fucked over like last time.
Also Doug: *immediately tries to invade Mercury*
So Chat has:
-Allied with the Devil
-Allied with God
-Turned into gods themselves through technology
I still cannot believe that trying to build a Mega Toilet was the right play.
Jar jar: i want to buy your planet
Chat: $10 billion
Jj: thats a lot
Chat: $100 billion
Jj: way too much
Chat: heres a trillion dollars
Jj: *leaves*
Would love to see a 3 way AI battle with chat spilt into A crew and Z crew
That would just end all life and blow up Doug's computer XD that would be all out war with eachother,but then they'd try to make peace with eachother, but then one guy is just like "FUCK OFF" and stabs the leader of the opposing side.
I'm so down for A Vs Z crew!
Actually genius idea
Alphabet crew 4 life! Alphabet together strong
This needs to happen.
THIS
It's genuinely a mistery how jar jar lived through the entire stream considering he almost died so many times
I love how the AI turns some characters into absolute gods that can do anything, be it selling somebody their own planet for a trillion dollars or beating doom guy at chess to convince him to become emperor, while other characters like Grievous get immediately killed off the moment they stick their head up.
Also, have you heard about these ruins they found on Mars? Seems like they were built by highly advanced aliens. Wonder how they got there from earth...
he-sa is immortal
Just like the movies
@@DarkDodger And sometimes they switch from the first to the second, like that one war criminal in the USA video.
@@DarkDodger The scientists discovered that these ruins might have been inhabited by intelligent alien life.
I love as soon as Doug started being chaotic like chat, he started winning
It was really cool to see this prediction, I can't wait until real life plays out exactly like this!
Is it only me finding it funny that Yoda introduces himself to Grievous by saying "Hello there"
No. Look at chat when that line is said
Grievous: Ah, General Kenob- wait, who's the tiny green Muppet
All of this is proof of the 'Jar jar is secretly a really smart dude who pretends to be dumb' theory especially the chess thing and him getting 1 trillion dollars
you mean the darth jar jar theory?
Eh whatever.
He isn't even speaking normally
And don't forget how he "used his powers to get everyone on Earth to forget about him"!
@@mistermaster256 Just like he did in Star Wars. How otherwise no one remembers him in parts IV-IX?
Yoda does an exceptional amount of trolling to the Dougtopian ambassadors.
"A little trolling, we do!"
Funny timestamps:
3:44 Doug tries to keep the ai on track with Mercury but the ai is adamant about going to Venus instead, even after he redirects it lol
6:29 the *human-controlled humans*
9:43 Doug: Let's focus on Mercury.
Ai: *How about no*
10:41 *On Earth,* they find ruins *on Mars.* Wait a second...
12:24 The Sun tells Dr Hasley to *f**** *off*
14:15 lol "The sun did... turn off, apparently..."
16:06 EeEee deEEe eeEeEE
16:41 "What does this do for you? Oh, 'cuz the sun was mean you destroyed it"
18:36 We'll just take you to the moon and *leave you there*
21:26 Let's make Ghost the new emperor, make the emperor its own separate character, only to reveal that Ghost is the empress while also impregnating... the empress. Okay, my summary of that segment made about as much sense as the segment itself lol
23:41 The program once again not caring about Doug's random plot twists and goes back to *"ruins on Mars on Earth, alien city, must explore"*
24:53 "I'll have you EXECUTED!"
*"Eh, whatever"*
25:52 the sun is *blown up* 💣☀️💣
27:29 After his rabbit-hole story is interrupted, JJB is just like "nope" and goes into an infinite loop
29:11 "Let's do something!'
*"Ooh, ruins on Mars"*
"NO NOT THIS AGAIN!"
32:34 "Build a sun that is beautiful, powerful, and loving."
*"No, we'll build one that is ugly, weak, and mean."*
35:13 And now JJB is threatened with death for, uh, wanting to stay on a planet.
37:58 Um...
41:37 *Way to keep it subtle*
42:37 lol these options are hilarious *pour water on the sun* and *blow up Yoda* for no reason
43:47 lol
51:06 Wait for it... 🚽
57:44 Chess time ♟️♟️♟️
1:01:28 "I can't let you guys build a victory toilet 🚽🪠"
1:03:04 😂 that sound effect
1:04:52 "covered the moon in a giant pile of sh1t"
-NovelAI, 2022
Also found it funny that they kept trying to create immortal superhumans but they didn't do anything, but JarJar was an MVP and kept reappearing in both routes
E-de is a really subtle fallout new Vegas reference
Jar-Jar was a suprising standout during this competition. While Chaturn may have emerged victorious, no one can deny that Jar-Jar accomplished the most during and he even survived until the end to give one last hurrah in the name of Dugtopia.
well they did eat moon tzu, then they built a new moon tzu, but jar jar binks destroyed the giant toilet, making it still 8-9
Jar-Jar was the same as Saul Goodman in the last episode
@@youraveragerobloxkid Doug always offers the chat their win to be nice. It sucks, but a lot of them are kids.
@@amsal6603 agreed
Chat's Story: ".. anyways then Master Chief showed up"
Doug's Story: "...and then the humans found ruins of mars on earth back at venus and after they came back from jupiter they brought the ruins back to mercury"
This is the shortest 1 hour video ever.
I absolutely adore this series, please make one with A crew and Z crew with you as the narrator and ultimate judge.
Or 3 opponents, A, Z, and Doug.
@@jayjasespud or have four with A crew, Zed crew, Doug, and the newest fighter, numbers/symbols crew
lmao batshit insane chat vs batshit insane chat what the hell would happen XD
up
Let's Petition this!
Jar Jar negotiating a trillion dollars from Chaturn was the most polite case of robbery I’ve ever seen
I’m not sure if many people noticed but when the sun turned itself off the AI says it also gives Doug’s civilization it’s powers, which if he noticed it could have helped him quite a bit
i interpreted that as doug's people using the powers to take control of the planet
well also chaturn is on 9 points aswell because they ate moon tzu
@@hjonkwegoos until jar jar shat on it
@@just_a_tepig3611 but we rebuilt it with no shitting allowed
Chat destroyed the original sun pretty soon afterwards so it probably wouldn't have helped him much.
The amount of times the AI wanted to continue it's weird ancient ruins storyline with Doug Doug it's just absurd. The AI allowed chat to continue but kept derailing Doug lol
LOOK AT THE RUINS DOUG
LOOK AT THE RUUUUUUUIIIIINS
And Spartan 117, and the Minjoler Hammer
Well the AI also really wanted chat to play around with Mjolnir.
@@leoultimaupgraded9914 and don't forget the Arbiter
Chat's also got super derailed when they stole Dougtopia's emporor. No matter what they wanted the AI always took a few paragraphs to talk about the Dougtopian emporor's shenanigans
Something about Doug yelling "Mee-sah love anus!" while epic and heroic Shadow of the Colossus music is playing just speaks to me in a way no media has before
23:30 is when this happens
One day there needs to be an A-Crew vs Z-Crew version of this 😂
That would be incredible. Hope that happens one day.
Holy hell yes
@Chad 007 report every last one of them!!!!
A-Crew, Z-Crew, AND DougDoug. That’s would be legendary
Yes!
I love the world building and plot structure. This needs to be made into a sci-fi tv series.