Relax, there is no need to block the rest of the scene going on, what's the wor- *takes off the lobster video for a short while, spooked by the sight that I put the lobster video* Nope! Carry on 😂
Star wars episode III deleted scene: Grievous:"hey anakin, i was expecting someone in your reputation to be a little older. Btw can you teach me how to slay a youngling? i will give you a lightsaber as a payment for the lesson." Anakin:"one of your fine additions?" Grievous:"dont make me change mind" Anakin:"deal !!"
There was more in the sequel trilogy but there’s a noticeable lack in the tv series. I think it is fine in andor considering the context, but in other shows there should be more. Probably just Disney being cheap.
Ah yes, the morally grey tale of witches tapping into the Dark Side and brainwashing kids, truly the most grey of tales, I can't even pick a side due to how grey it is.
@@lian3101 Just because I like some of Disney’s work it doesn’t mean I’m a fan boy. I haven’t liked ALL of their stuff such as Book of Boba Fett and Andor. Also, you can’t make me shush, “George Lucas fan boy.”
@@ExpertContrarian Why don’t you tell me what “Average Disney fan literacy” means instead of telling me what “save” means cause I fr have no idea what you’re talking about
A group of witches during the night hour summon Gary Grievous from GalaxyGrub to deliver their meals, and they aim their weapons at him when he arrives? Very dishonorable!
I'm gonna be honest: If they legit did this, and ended the show at episode 3, the show would explode in ratings. Grievous slaughters all the witches. Call him "General Salem." "So many witches to kill, so little time... man I wish I had an extra set of arms so I could kill them faster.... OH WAIT A SECOND!"
@@ThunderBZaper Not sure if Reva is from Brendok. Maybe. Most of the witches there died, so if she is she's possibly a descendent of Dagan and Santari, who likely settled on the planet eventually when they found love then had a baby who they gave up for adoption and ended up on Tanalorr when the Order was at stake. Santari chose the Jedi while Dagan chose emotion and their child had kids who also had many children until Reva was born
At least they portrayed the night sisters as evil and they were visually interesting -- these witches are both just the director's cringe identity politics done in the most drab, uninspired, and unqualitative way imaginable
@@AstralBeltthe night sisters weren't necessarily evil kinda hypocritical of u and ironic u said that nonsense 😂. If they were evil obi wan and Anakin wouldn't have been let go and survived. Nor even talked to them....XD
Be a Star Wars fan. Not a Disney Star Wars fan. Enjoy the galaxy as George intended and just don’t pay attention to anything new. There’s 30 years of EU content, a vast majority of which is superior to the new stuff. You don’t need to be done with the whole brand.
The last jedi was the final nail in the coffin. This is disney returning to the grave years later, digging up the putrid, rotten corpse, and having sex with it in public.
Sol: *takes put his lightsaber and gives it to Osha* Osha: I wanna be a jed- Grievous: *charges in out of nowhere shrieking* You Fool! Osha: *watches in horror as Grievous kills everyone* What have you Done?! Grievous: *makes robo noises throwing Osha aside and taking Sols lightsaber* A fine addition to my Collection!
I clicked on this thinking that this was an episode from one of the newer Disney Star Wars TV shows where General Grievous made a legitimate appearance, and then I realized it was just Rings of Power with General Grievous greenscreened in, but then I realized it actually was one of the newer Disney Star Wars TV shows without General Grievous.
Bruh, I just can't get behind the Nightsisters or any of these other witch-type characters. They were alright in TCW, but even there, I was rooting for Grievous and the Separatist army to kill them all.
Instead of the lobster bit you could've kept Mr. Blue Sky playing in the background with muffled screams while pivoting to Ewan McGregor talking about otters but still funny xD
I swear if Grievous pulled up on me in my crib and started playing Mr Blue Sky from a portable speaker, I would be the single *most* afraid person in the universe.
If these hacks were so desperate at wanting to make the jedis bad guys why not just make a general grievous origin show the jedis took the money and turned a blind eye instead of helping his people
General Grievous gathers in his masses to fight The Witches at their black masses Disney's evil minds create destruction more then The Death Stars construction
When Grievous starts blasting “Mr. Blue Sky,” you know war crimes are about to commence.
You call it war crimes, I call it justice in the name of SW fans.
@@GreyDeathVaccine cry me a river
@@Icelandic_Sand cry harder disney shill
I understood that reference.
Ah yes
Your video will make a fine addition to my collection
Relax, there is no need to block the rest of the scene going on, what's the wor- *takes off the lobster video for a short while, spooked by the sight that I put the lobster video* Nope! Carry on
😂
I thought about this thank you for making my dreams reality
“I am annasei”
“YOU FOOL”
Perfect 😂😂😂
"You fool, ive been trained in your youngling slaying arts by anakin skywalker."
Star wars episode III deleted scene:
Grievous:"hey anakin, i was expecting someone in your reputation to be a little older.
Btw can you teach me how to slay a youngling? i will give you a lightsaber as a payment for the lesson."
Anakin:"one of your fine additions?"
Grievous:"dont make me change mind"
Anakin:"deal !!"
I knew teaching him the YMMs was a bad idea.
It's funny because it's canon that Anakin never met General Grievous except for that one time on the Invisible Hand
It’s “You fool, I’ve been trained in your Jedi arts by Count Dooku.”
@@theanonymouscritic1710 are you dense
The perfect ending:
The *True ending
Indeed
"contrary to popular belief; lobsters eat nothing but seafood 🦞🪸"
xD
Asterix and Cleopatra if I remember correctly
This would be still logical comparing to the rest of movie
Grevious wouldn’t waste his time on these pathetic witches, they don’t even have lightsabers to add to his collection
Yup. He would just send droids. Squad of b1's, couple of b2's and maybe also a droideka would do the job
@@kacperthegamer4556those commando droids during the Dathomir campaign went to work that night
Someone told Greivous they have a very very special lightsaber, and so he jumped back in time to acquire the very very special lightsaber
Neither did the nightsisters so… you’re not really saying a lot here…
@@ThunderBZaper there’s a pretty obvious reason he went after the night sisters though
"Wipe the witches out"
-Count Dooku
It will be done my lord.
All of them.
Dooku isn’t alive yet. Doesn’t work.
@@ThunderBZaper dude, it's a joke. Holy shit are you always this miserable?
Twice the pride double the fall
Has anyone else noticed how few aliens there are in Disney’s Star Wars?
There was more in the sequel trilogy but there’s a noticeable lack in the tv series. I think it is fine in andor considering the context, but in other shows there should be more. Probably just Disney being cheap.
Because they dont consider alien characters as diverse.
I mean there are quite a few different aliens shown so far in Acolyte. Granted, they look like they came off the set of Star Trek but still.
Gosh I wonder why Disney one of the stingiest companies out there doesn't want to make expensive and complicated alien costumes for their movies...
Because precious browns are more important than aliens.
Ah yes, the morally grey tale of witches tapping into the Dark Side and brainwashing kids, truly the most grey of tales, I can't even pick a side due to how grey it is.
Yes, very grey. This ambiguity is killing me!
Really shows you the kind of worldview the people who made it have
@@AstralBelt I mean tbh there is a way to do it, but this isn't it at all. Like not even close.
Its clearly stated why the jedi need to train children, the dark side imitating this makes no sense.
Jedi do the same thing, but they give the children weapons too 😂
Grievous has come to save us from the cringe!
“Save” emphasizes that Grevious is morally good. We all know Grevious… and plus there’s nothing to save considering the size of y’all’s brains, lol
@@ThunderBZaper Shush Disney fan boy
@@lian3101 Just because I like some of Disney’s work it doesn’t mean I’m a fan boy. I haven’t liked ALL of their stuff such as Book of Boba Fett and Andor. Also, you can’t make me shush, “George Lucas fan boy.”
@@ThunderBZaperthat’s not what save means. Average Disney fan literacy
@@ExpertContrarian Why don’t you tell me what “Average Disney fan literacy” means instead of telling me what “save” means cause I fr have no idea what you’re talking about
A group of witches during the night hour summon Gary Grievous from GalaxyGrub to deliver their meals, and they aim their weapons at him when he arrives? Very dishonorable!
😂
It’s alright. At least he got is…. “Payment”
Still better than the actual episode
Watching grass grow is better than any episode of this series
@@TheNikoNik Real
@@TheNikoNik Playing with my Lego AT-RT is more exciting. I'm regretting not buying a LAAT gunship though.
@@clonecommandermike332 Well of course, Legos are awesome. Especially Star Wars legos
@@TheNikoNik Watching grass grow is more entertaining then watching 90% of disney star wars
“Twice the pride, double the fall”
-Count Dooku
Describes Disney perfectly
General Grievous doing his duty to the Galaxy.
Just as George intend.
Saving us from Cringe
@@ivanteoh930what a legend.
This is the way
@@dendi1213 This is the way
Roger Roger
"Witches are the only thing I'm allowed to have fun with, and I've already run out of nightsisters. You will have to do."
The power of one fine addition
The power of two fine additions
The power of many fine additions
I'm gonna be honest: If they legit did this, and ended the show at episode 3, the show would explode in ratings. Grievous slaughters all the witches. Call him "General Salem."
"So many witches to kill, so little time... man I wish I had an extra set of arms so I could kill them faster.... OH WAIT A SECOND!"
I initially thought of the deathstar method, bit thats even better.
"You wanna see what happens to Dathomir in the future?"
Lmao that is so dark
@@NickMartinproductionsNothing like some dark humor in Star Wars to supposedly lighten everyone up… I guess?
@@ThunderBZaper x.x next thing you know it’ll be people making fun of the younglings
@@NickMartinproductions What’s funny is they actually made one of them (Reva) powerful to the point where she survived a lightsaber stab as a kid
@@ThunderBZaper Not sure if Reva is from Brendok. Maybe. Most of the witches there died, so if she is she's possibly a descendent of Dagan and Santari, who likely settled on the planet eventually when they found love then had a baby who they gave up for adoption and ended up on Tanalorr when the Order was at stake. Santari chose the Jedi while Dagan chose emotion and their child had kids who also had many children until Reva was born
“When there’s something witchy in your neighborhood”
“Who ya gonna call”
GRIEVOUS!!!!
I hate cheap knockoffs.
Imagine if it were the actual Nightsister clan.
the actual Nightsisters are to strong to be bullied by the republic or Jedi so they had to go with the at home version
@@outrider425 they got bullied by grievous and his droids.
@@ketamineheadyoda2248 well Grievous is a Jedi killing machine and the Droid army was quite effective when they weren’t nerfed by plot
@@ketamineheadyoda2248that was grevious. You aren't expected to survive grevious.
Yeah Grevious killed Mother Talzin and his droid army eradicated the witches on Dathmor.
“This is where the fun begins”
If he survived the Clone Wars, Grievous could’ve taken up a side gig as a Witch Hunter
Inquisitor Grievous woulda been so much more interesting than anything Disnep has shat out since Rogue One.
Fists for monsters, light sabers for humanoids, and credits for the Witcher.
Thank you for your service Grievous
So General Grievous joined the light side of the force, what an excellent redemption arc.
He gets his cough fixed, tells the jedi of the Sepretists' remaining plans, and reveals what Dooku and Sidious were planning.
Grievous was a hero at this moment
He always was. Down with the republic! Glory to the Separatist Alliance!
gotta admire his dedication he cut through 4 Jedi just to save us from the cringe
That was probably an upside for him
The power of one,
The power of two.
The power of three.
The power of four lightsabers.
-General Grievous
That lobster interruption bit is from the French movie Astérix & Obélix Mission Cléopâtre right??
Yes
@@darthgimbo Congratulations on your excellent tastes 😌
I recognise it everywhere, even with foreign dub
@@darthgimbo Based Beyond Belief
Thank you I knew I had seen it somewhere I just couldnt place it
I would have paid money to watch Grievous mop the floor with these lesbian space witches.
This is like the Night Sisters, but somehow even worse lmao
At least they portrayed the night sisters as evil and they were visually interesting -- these witches are both just the director's cringe identity politics done in the most drab, uninspired, and unqualitative way imaginable
At least the night sisters where cool
@@AstralBeltthe night sisters weren't necessarily evil kinda hypocritical of u and ironic u said that nonsense 😂. If they were evil obi wan and Anakin wouldn't have been let go and survived. Nor even talked to them....XD
Don't insult the night sisters, they were interesting and a coherent race within the lore of the saga, this is laziness.
Better writing than the whole show
I wouldn't waste time on them...orbital bombardment it is!
You may fire when ready.
“This will be easier than Dathomir” - General Grievous
Grievous has some experience in wiping out witches, so I'm glad he's putting that experience to good use.
You know it's over when Grievous goes "YOU FOOOOOL!"
(Exceptions may include Obi-Wan Kenobi)
"It's grievous time."
Canon. Period.
General grievous, the witch slayer🤣😂
For a second you almost convinced me to watch the acolyte just because I thought grievous was in it, you sly fox 😏 🦊
When their quaint wooden bows fail to defend them maybe they'll have better luck with flint tipped spears and black powder flintlocks.
This was basically the nail in the coffin for Star Wars, I'm just done at this point.
Be a Star Wars fan. Not a Disney Star Wars fan.
Enjoy the galaxy as George intended and just don’t pay attention to anything new. There’s 30 years of EU content, a vast majority of which is superior to the new stuff. You don’t need to be done with the whole brand.
@@Rhyciz I will, anything George Lucas.
George betrayed us for mouse money.
The last jedi was the final nail in the coffin.
This is disney returning to the grave years later, digging up the putrid, rotten corpse, and having sex with it in public.
The Sith- Am I a joke to you.
The Sith- Well here comes the punchline.
the ending we deserved
The Asterix and Obelikx call back at the end was perfect. Too bad we didn't get to see the justice be served!
the ending we needed and deserved
Meh. It’d be cooler if the Jedi were the ones to kill them. It’d make for a cool twist
"Wipe them out. All of them."
-General Grievous
Thank you for giving us some relief from this horror that had been unleashed!
Sol: *takes put his lightsaber and gives it to Osha*
Osha: I wanna be a jed-
Grievous: *charges in out of nowhere shrieking* You Fool!
Osha: *watches in horror as Grievous kills everyone* What have you Done?!
Grievous: *makes robo noises throwing Osha aside and taking Sols lightsaber* A fine addition to my Collection!
This is more canon than that sht actually
"He was a hero. I just couldn't see it."
Yes General Grievous
Lore accurate Jedi politics.
Fully endorse this
Sometimes I think Kathleen Kennedy hates the Force.
NO! How could she hate the Force? It’s female after all!
“Another happy landing “
This is better then actual show.
Holy shit. You put more effort into this video than they did with the entire show..
“You fool, I’ve been trained in your *Jedi Arts* by Count *Jedi Arts.”*
We all know how these witches end up in clone wars.
Grievous is just trying so prevent jar jar's girlfriend from being inconvenienced.
🦞 ONLY SEA FOOD.
Grievous is the Witchfinder General
Once you hear thats playing yk they are fucked lmao
This should bebgrievous new theme frfr
never felt this much a great need for General Grievous
as i do now
Ah, the General has appeared to deliver us from cringe in the most brutal and satisfying manner.
If Grievous (not born yet) actually came in and abduct the girls the plot would have had less holes than it had in the original series.
I clicked on this thinking that this was an episode from one of the newer Disney Star Wars TV shows where General Grievous made a legitimate appearance, and then I realized it was just Rings of Power with General Grievous greenscreened in, but then I realized it actually was one of the newer Disney Star Wars TV shows without General Grievous.
Better than the actual $180m content we got.
Now this, I would watch.
Looks like General Grievous was a hero after all, perhaps we treated you too harshly
Bruh, I just can't get behind the Nightsisters or any of these other witch-type characters.
They were alright in TCW, but even there, I was rooting for Grievous and the Separatist army to kill them all.
i really liked them in clone wars and also rebels, the way the living force works reminds me of narutos system with senjutso chakra
Instead of the lobster bit you could've kept Mr. Blue Sky playing in the background with muffled screams while pivoting to Ewan McGregor talking about otters but still funny xD
I saw someone in the comments of Star Wars Theory saying something like this literally two hours ago
Based grevious burning the heretics.
Grievous finna make Hypori look like Sesame Street
Asterix & Obelix reference sure made my day!
I swear if Grievous pulled up on me in my crib and started playing Mr Blue Sky from a portable speaker, I would be the single *most* afraid person in the universe.
This is actually canon for grievous, and I MEAN CANON,
Damm i love that cyborg serial killer
I'll never understand why, after we already got the Nightsisters, people were so pressed about there being witches in the Acolyte.
If these hacks were so desperate at wanting to make the jedis bad guys why not just make a general grievous origin show the jedis took the money and turned a blind eye instead of helping his people
Steel for monsters, lightsabers for humanoids, and credits for the Witcher.
The lore-obsession in me hates the fact that a female Dathomirian there has horns. Only Iridonian Zabrak females have horns NOOB. -cough-
General Grievous gathers in his masses to fight The Witches at their black masses Disney's evil minds create destruction more then The Death Stars construction
You're trespassing
Grievous: Bold words for someone who is less than five meters away from me!
Why did my dumbass actually think Grevious was in this episode for a second? 😂😂
"you fooools, I've been trained in your based arts.... By count pepe!"
Remember. No witches.
“nO viOLeNCe” then why do you even have archers in the first place 🙄
"You fool, I've been trained in the power of one, the power of two, the power of many"
Next video:
Force Dyad Osha-Mae VS Force Dyad Rey-Kylo Ren
🤣
My good sir, you’ve struck gold 😂
Force Dyad Oshean and Maeyonaise vs Force Dyad Mary Sue and Ben Swolo
that would be even more one sided than this😂
Based
I hate what star wars is under Disney. This feminist propaganda in every single show they produce now is insane.
He wouldnt collect their lightsabers... theyd probably be... slimy.
lol this is the first time I hear the space-wenches coven uses bows.... freakin' BOWS hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh…
Grevious already killed and wiped out the night sisters, why not add in the cringiest witches to the list?
They struck Mr. Blue Sky Grievous so it is cannon now.
And nothing of value was lost.
Now tell Grievous that he missed a few Nightsisters (The ones in Ahsoka)