Anakin Is A Genius

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  • Опубліковано 13 лип 2024
  • Anakin Skywalker is the smartest being in the entire galaxy, but Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda, Mace Windu, and Ki-Adi-Mundi don't trust him.
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  • @-Alfox-
    @-Alfox-  Місяць тому +1362

    Please like and comment. ;)
    4th wall gone, carry on.

    • @linuxva
      @linuxva Місяць тому +8

      PLZ no more ...Carry ...on ... .!

    • @Mixofme1
      @Mixofme1 Місяць тому +10

      @@linuxvaComment written ,carry on.

    • @TabalugaDragon
      @TabalugaDragon Місяць тому +16

      Probably your best one so far 🤣

    • @Kit-v9f4z
      @Kit-v9f4z Місяць тому +1

      Oh my goodness.

    • @Emesh83
      @Emesh83 Місяць тому +4

      4th wall Yoinked...

  • @WakenAngels
    @WakenAngels Місяць тому +3882

    “You saved the entire galaxy…but we do not grant you the rank of master” 😂😂😂

    • @qwerylite
      @qwerylite Місяць тому +95

      "Stop bro" 😂😂😂

    • @migueltoledo1884
      @migueltoledo1884 Місяць тому +98

      At that point what is required to become a master?

    • @youcefsiouda
      @youcefsiouda Місяць тому +103

      ​@@migueltoledo1884
      Having a very big lightsaber

    • @lifedeather
      @lifedeather Місяць тому +8

      😂😂😂

    • @MrRyIke
      @MrRyIke Місяць тому +10

      Kind of like playing as a Dark Jedi in SWTOR

  • @WakenAngels
    @WakenAngels Місяць тому +2953

    “Well esteemed Microsoft Windows” 😂😂😂

    • @TheBrownBeacon-wt6oh
      @TheBrownBeacon-wt6oh Місяць тому +43

      the day alfox runs out of ways to make fun of Flag master Wind ow, is the day i die

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor Місяць тому +44

      "Uber Van Kenobi" killed me 😀

    • @Moon_GUY_number_1
      @Moon_GUY_number_1 Місяць тому +4

      @@WakenAngels bro stop commenting

    • @WakenAngels
      @WakenAngels Місяць тому +2

      @@Moon_GUY_number_1 character count gone, carry on

    • @TheBrownBeacon-wt6oh
      @TheBrownBeacon-wt6oh Місяць тому

      @@WakenAngels bros down BAD for commenting

  • @flp508
    @flp508 Місяць тому +1283

    if anakin was trained by qui gon:

    • @EleumNoice
      @EleumNoice 20 днів тому +26

      Underrated comment

    • @Hawksearcher
      @Hawksearcher 20 днів тому +33

      @@EleumNoice Totally underrated. Strictly movie watchers didn’t know this, but Qui Gon went rogue like all the time apparently XD

    • @midasredblade236
      @midasredblade236 20 днів тому +2

      oh shit

    • @staple_boi
      @staple_boi 19 днів тому +23

      @@Hawksearcherit wasn't rogue he just had common sense

    • @Resanctify
      @Resanctify 19 днів тому +6

      @@Hawksearcher Yes, Sure, but he would only be Anakin level Wise if he went easy on the Gin.

  • @giygas9305
    @giygas9305 29 днів тому +616

    “Over my dismembered, electrocuted body” is oddly specific… 😂

    • @hulky333
      @hulky333 5 днів тому +4

      Master Windows😂😂😂

  • @TheDarlinka
    @TheDarlinka Місяць тому +3363

    'What's up Sidious' 'Oh shit' 🤣🤣

    • @lightlayagajoie5739
      @lightlayagajoie5739 Місяць тому +223

      Anakin: I will watch your carreer with great interest
      Sidious: What? Fuck...

    • @robot_ninja2329
      @robot_ninja2329 Місяць тому +25

      lol, how the fuck did anakin know palp's true identity

    • @daviduribe5897
      @daviduribe5897 Місяць тому +56

      @@robot_ninja2329he’s a genius

    • @MarkoDash
      @MarkoDash Місяць тому +70

      it's like one of the 'Vader gets reincarnated into his 11 y/o self' fanfics, but instead of 'revenge' and 'fixing things' decides to be a troll.

    • @dacigfy5795
      @dacigfy5795 Місяць тому +7

      0:36

  • @WakenAngels
    @WakenAngels Місяць тому +1405

    Younglings “MASTER FLYSWATTER WE DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT A DICHOTOMY IS!”
    *youngling slayer 9000 activates*
    😂😂😂

    • @andrewwilcke9378
      @andrewwilcke9378 Місяць тому +23

      it shows of the new kill count

    • @nathanielhellerstein5871
      @nathanielhellerstein5871 Місяць тому +44

      A dichotomy is what cuts you in two.

    • @minasgav0526
      @minasgav0526 Місяць тому +17

      ​@@nathanielhellerstein5871Anakin showed them the best possible example to learn

    • @domacleod
      @domacleod Місяць тому +6

      obi wan regrets teaching anakin the forbidden arts of the YMMs

    • @re1ive456
      @re1ive456 Місяць тому +24

      I like that in this universe, Anakin didn’t kill them for Order 66, he killed them because they were unworthy of his academic prowess.

  • @ShadowSaberBaroxio
    @ShadowSaberBaroxio Місяць тому +280

    "We don't even know what a dichotomy is?"
    "You're about to become a dichotomy, boy."

    • @gradientdecent
      @gradientdecent 6 днів тому

      That ones good

    • @andrewyoonhobai8453
      @andrewyoonhobai8453 2 дні тому

      A DICHOTOMY OF PUSH AND PULL 150 ORGASMS A DAY DOES THAT SOUND LIKE HEAVEN TO YOU? CANT EVEN TALK TO PEOPLE WHILE CUMMING THAT MUCH

  • @-Ventrix-
    @-Ventrix- 23 дні тому +158

    "Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Sidius the Unwise"
    That line goes so hard, right infront of Darth Sidius as he was planning to converse you into the dark side

  • @WakenAngels
    @WakenAngels Місяць тому +1260

    “Even in my early stages of cognition i perceived an incongruity in the Chancellor’s aura”
    - your best friend after you breakup with the ex they never liked

    • @obadijahparks
      @obadijahparks 28 днів тому +3

      XD those exist?

    • @jacqmarthy536
      @jacqmarthy536 20 днів тому +7

      ​@@obadijahparks friends, exes, or first impressions?

    • @paper_afour
      @paper_afour 12 днів тому

      bro you commented more than I beat my meat today

  • @TheNefastor
    @TheNefastor Місяць тому +270

    What's funny is that "dichotomy" essentially means "split", which Anakin proceeded to demonstrate by dichotomizing the younglings.

    • @elouanpardieu6019
      @elouanpardieu6019 29 днів тому +12

      Correct, but how do we know for sure that anakin split every youngling in two parts, thus applying dichotomy to it's full extent ?

    • @poni-vw7uc
      @poni-vw7uc 29 днів тому +3

      @@elouanpardieu6019
      We don't know for sure, it's not canon in this video.

    • @micronerd
      @micronerd 29 днів тому +1

      I burst out laughing at this comment, underrated 😂😂

    • @drchilapastrosodrlasmacas438
      @drchilapastrosodrlasmacas438 24 дні тому

      It's a word every third grader should know 😂

  • @The4Tifier
    @The4Tifier 29 днів тому +90

    Just hearing Darth Vader go, “Yoink!” completely made my day!

  • @CyberGamer_1214
    @CyberGamer_1214 29 днів тому +101

    “Master Enormous Forehead”
    -Anakin 2024 (3:16)

  • @sketchygetchey8299
    @sketchygetchey8299 Місяць тому +939

    “Well…4th Wall gone, carry on!”

  • @xernoton3738
    @xernoton3738 Місяць тому +1484

    "Go play in traffic or something, kiddo." ~ Ki-Adi-Mundi

    • @Li_Mn
      @Li_Mn Місяць тому +60

      Lore accurate mundi

    • @sephtis
      @sephtis Місяць тому +27

      Probably not even the worst thing he's said/done in canon.

    • @HoodedSpidey
      @HoodedSpidey Місяць тому +3

      @@sephtis """"canon""""

    • @topchiypaul
      @topchiypaul Місяць тому +14

      You mean master enormous forehead

    • @Li_Mn
      @Li_Mn Місяць тому +12

      @@HoodedSpidey no, Mundi has been a borderline war criminal since the prequels and legends. My man denied Dooku could ever kill, denied the sith returned then goes, flamethrowers in we, yes please.

  • @dixiefish0173
    @dixiefish0173 28 днів тому +37

    “A Jedi named Riley or something” 😂 had me laughing so hard!

    • @alptugraakan7490
      @alptugraakan7490 5 днів тому

      And she probably has 4 jedi masters,1 padawan and 4 gray jedi in her head

  • @jerryli9511
    @jerryli9511 15 днів тому +6

    2:42 Grief stages saying uh what after Anderson's speech got me rolling on the floor holy shit 😂

  • @WakenAngels
    @WakenAngels Місяць тому +957

    “I successfully negotiated a ceasefire with General Grief Stages” 😂😂😂

    • @derkylos
      @derkylos Місяць тому +99

      This is getting out of hand. Now there are five of them.

    • @louispacetime1576
      @louispacetime1576 Місяць тому +7

      @@derkylosgold 😂😂

    • @maxb9429
      @maxb9429 Місяць тому +20

      First he denied the ceasefire, then became angry with Anderson’s efforts. Seeing the futile state of the conflict depressed him, leading him to bargain until he accepted the ceasefire.

    • @Elnotronic
      @Elnotronic Місяць тому +9

      “Generous grievous”

  • @DaveandhisDeathbeanie
    @DaveandhisDeathbeanie Місяць тому +433

    Wow, Anakin is a dangerous conspiracy theorist and a major threat to democracy

    • @thomasvleminckx
      @thomasvleminckx Місяць тому +41

      our* democracy

    • @lightlayagajoie5739
      @lightlayagajoie5739 Місяць тому +46

      You know this is a really odd parallel between the starwars movie and current society. Yoda is warned that the senate is controlled by the sith but he says dooku is just saying that to create a divide. the same thing they say about conspiracies. oh it's obviously not true it's just to create a divide.

    • @die_lokki287
      @die_lokki287 29 днів тому +21

      ​@@lightlayagajoie5739
      Lightlayagajoie5739 didn't kill himself

    • @SurprisedFireflies-ik4kt
      @SurprisedFireflies-ik4kt 28 днів тому +2

      Making him a genious lol

    • @SurprisedFireflies-ik4kt
      @SurprisedFireflies-ik4kt 28 днів тому +3

      ​@@lightlayagajoie5739and people wonder why I love star wars so much

  • @KNJfan
    @KNJfan Місяць тому +99

    To be fair, with how incompetent the jedi were...
    I can see a universe where anakin tells everyone from the start that palpatin is an evil sith lord and no one believes him...

  • @slippydouglas
    @slippydouglas 12 днів тому +4

    _“What's up, Sidious?”_ _“Oh shit.”_ 😂

  • @katepro5451
    @katepro5451 Місяць тому +525

    fucking brilliant , Anakin telling Sidius the story just pure gold

  • @TheBrownBeacon-wt6oh
    @TheBrownBeacon-wt6oh Місяць тому +273

    bro i love the council's random beef with each other

  • @AceDeclan
    @AceDeclan Місяць тому +136

    Obi wan occasionally shaking his head is so good 😅

  • @ingridrebeca1233
    @ingridrebeca1233 Місяць тому +28

    "Yoink"
    -Darth Elevator

  • @vaggos2003
    @vaggos2003 Місяць тому +546

    Off course he is.
    Too bad the galaxy refuses to acknowledge it by refusing to read his thesis.

    • @lightlayagajoie5739
      @lightlayagajoie5739 Місяць тому +26

      Anakin: So I concluded palpatime is the sith lord
      Master window: No he's not
      Anakin: but
      Master window: take a seat sucker.

    • @shred1894
      @shred1894 24 дні тому +11

      D I C H O T O MY

    • @warlorddelta8
      @warlorddelta8 21 день тому +3

      THE DREADED DARTH THESIS

  • @isaaccraig8711
    @isaaccraig8711 Місяць тому +1214

    "Did your ever hear of the tragedy of Darth Sidious the unwise?"
    Damn Anakin, you didn't have to roast Sidious like that 😂
    Edit: How in the hell did I get this many likes from one comment? That's Crazy

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized Місяць тому +56

      I just love the way Palps shifts uncomfortably as if desperately trying to hide his outrage and fear!

    • @isaaccraig8711
      @isaaccraig8711 Місяць тому +14

      @@ConnanTheCivilized Sounds like a personal problem for Palps 😂

    • @dacigfy5795
      @dacigfy5795 Місяць тому +6

      4:02

    • @WrynnCZ
      @WrynnCZ 23 дні тому +1

      like a roasted beef 😀

    • @bipolitthefighter2599
      @bipolitthefighter2599 21 день тому +4

      I thought not, it's not a story the sith would tell you

  • @TheHulk31803
    @TheHulk31803 29 днів тому +51

    Yoda was laughing his a** off this whole video 😂

  • @WalkyLyz
    @WalkyLyz Місяць тому +87

    "Waste of space... Even kids can be..."
    Profound.

  • @winghong3
    @winghong3 Місяць тому +179

    Dude, Anankin literally used "dichotomy" three times in one of those sentences. Only someone who giga-brains of 1000 IQ could pull that off.

    • @geobot9k
      @geobot9k 28 днів тому +14

      randomly shredded dude knows about universal connection, essence, phenomena, primary, secondary, and tertiary contradictions; ain't no way he not reading materialist theory

    • @drchilapastrosodrlasmacas438
      @drchilapastrosodrlasmacas438 24 дні тому +4

      If Anakin wrote a book, but kept it simple for the masses : *the tao of the force"*

  • @shindarygermangodzilla3799
    @shindarygermangodzilla3799 Місяць тому +412

    “Great to meet you skywanker”
    “Wassup Sidious”
    “Shit….”

    • @DracoPlaysYT
      @DracoPlaysYT 29 днів тому +19

      His entire plans were discovered instantly by a 10 year old

    • @Corpo5476
      @Corpo5476 21 день тому +1

      ​@@DracoPlaysYTAnd the jedies don't

  • @richardgadberry8398
    @richardgadberry8398 Місяць тому +34

    "Master Flyswatter, we don't even know what a dichotomy is."

  • @scoobysnack327
    @scoobysnack327 Місяць тому +16

    This part had me laughing out loud 😂
    Anakin: Over time I strategically gained the Chancellor's trust by subtly feigning an interest in the dark side.
    Anakin: (casually) Do you know, by any chance, how I can keep the ones I care about from dying?
    Palpatine: Hahaha, funny you should ask, Anakin, let me tell you a great story.

    • @Doughplay
      @Doughplay 2 дні тому +1

      It’s how Palps says it for me 😂 he sounds so excited it’s sad 😂 like someone whose been waiting FOREVER to tell their boy something

  • @obiwanfx
    @obiwanfx Місяць тому +297

    "A waste of space, even kids can be"
    Lol that was dark

    • @Doughplay
      @Doughplay 2 дні тому

      Coming from the one who teaches them

  • @str8forthakill
    @str8forthakill Місяць тому +204

    All of these clips are now Star Wars canon for me.

  • @markcrews8255
    @markcrews8255 21 день тому +8

    Somehow, watching Obi Wan shake his head in disappointment a million times throughout the video just doesn't get old.

  • @robertbouley7697
    @robertbouley7697 20 днів тому +3

    Anakin’s undressing of the Jedi’s ineptitude was spot on.

  • @stooge389
    @stooge389 Місяць тому +276

    "The Chancellor? A SITH LORD? That's ridiculous! He's got all those Sith artifacts he displays not in an archive or museum, but in his office, and watches intricate Sith bubble operas every week because he's so AGAINST Sith behavior!!!1!"

    • @outtheredude
      @outtheredude Місяць тому +40

      "Also, just coincidental that he happens to rock a Sithy office colour scheme and look too."

    • @rachelprighel4409
      @rachelprighel4409 Місяць тому +7

      Absolutely

    • @cingkrayz1959
      @cingkrayz1959 Місяць тому +11

      I think it was more a "there's no way a sith lord would be this frikin obvious about it." kinda thing

    • @rachelprighel4409
      @rachelprighel4409 Місяць тому +1

      @@cingkrayz1959 about

    • @tylerg3605
      @tylerg3605 25 днів тому +4

      ​@@outtheredude And that video of someone who looks like The Chancellor beating up Maul and his Apprentice on Mandalor could be anyone.

  • @enderking3031
    @enderking3031 Місяць тому +204

    Oh no he’s transcending his plane of existence

  • @DlcEnergy
    @DlcEnergy 24 дні тому +9

    1:32 "Funny you should ask Anakin. Let me tell you a great story." 💀

    • @IsaacAnthonyBaldeas
      @IsaacAnthonyBaldeas 14 днів тому +1

      Is it the one where he commits a war crime or the one with Obi-Wan in the speeder with?

  • @halocraft314
    @halocraft314 17 днів тому +5

    That final line caught me off guard, and I'm surprised the Grim Reaper didn't come for me with how hard I laughed.

  • @WakenAngels
    @WakenAngels Місяць тому +415

    “DARTH ELEVADER”

    • @Leadblast
      @Leadblast Місяць тому +34

      Yoink

    • @pat7917
      @pat7917 Місяць тому +4

      Don’t give him a reason to stop on your floor. Lol

    • @edgaracajabon9522
      @edgaracajabon9522 Місяць тому +3

      Darth Spaceinvader

    • @AgentOrange-YT
      @AgentOrange-YT 29 днів тому +7

      That's his name after he realized the importance of the high ground. Truly a genius.

  • @Lucas_Tulic
    @Lucas_Tulic Місяць тому +448

    'What's for lunch?'
    'Wookie burgers.'
    😂😂😂

    • @darkarrow3683
      @darkarrow3683 Місяць тому +21

      Chewbacca being lured to his doom to be eaten:
      Admiral Ackbar:”It’s a trap!”

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized Місяць тому +6

      Those burgers must stink🤢!

    • @Annieisfreejustlikebutterflies
      @Annieisfreejustlikebutterflies Місяць тому +2

      My brother is not going to be happy about this. The Kangaroo burgers were sad enough. Where his feet too big for Chinese shoes?

    • @secla_SC
      @secla_SC Місяць тому +3

      Just saying, it could be that Wookie's are really good at cooking burgers and aren't actually the burgers themselves.

    • @christophershirk6482
      @christophershirk6482 Місяць тому +11

      They’re not bad. Just a bit…Chewy

  • @swann9147
    @swann9147 15 днів тому +8

    Obi-Wan constantly shaking his head at Anakin lol XD

  • @Raeqwon17
    @Raeqwon17 Місяць тому +23

    So this is what full potential anakin is

  • @LV-ti3fu
    @LV-ti3fu Місяць тому +129

    "Dang, that's deep, dude."
    - Sheev Palpatine

  • @Nebula_SmashKarts
    @Nebula_SmashKarts Місяць тому +432

    the entire Skywalker family has drug problems

    • @niccolorichter1488
      @niccolorichter1488 Місяць тому +24

      Makes sense why Shmi thought that She had Anakin without any male

    • @PlutoisaPlanet
      @PlutoisaPlanet Місяць тому +9

      Too many death sticks and speedsters' energy binders

  • @darthutah6649
    @darthutah6649 27 днів тому +4

    The best thing about this video is how disrespectful Yoda is

  • @phillipjones4862
    @phillipjones4862 28 днів тому +2

    Yoda laughing at everyone roasting each other was the greatest part of this video for me that and anikan being over qualified for the council😂

  • @thomas103901
    @thomas103901 Місяць тому +149

    "General Grief Stages"🤣🤣🤣 Wow

    • @NJ-e
      @NJ-e Місяць тому +4

      def my fave one

  • @sambas9257
    @sambas9257 Місяць тому +142

    The Joda laughs never age. They are comedic gold

  • @TechNinjaSigma
    @TechNinjaSigma 27 днів тому +19

    "Believe you, we do not, sucka" I'm dead 💀

  • @rodrigocerda8922
    @rodrigocerda8922 26 днів тому +3

    Wow...That's a serious level of waked up conciousness!!! And the council is everything but serious 😆

  • @jotheunissen9274
    @jotheunissen9274 Місяць тому +186

    What a dichotomy this was

    • @anatolyivanov890
      @anatolyivanov890 Місяць тому +17

      Random shredded dude is singlehandedly responsible for 70% of visits to wikipedia page of dichotomy.

  • @TheFoxholeYoutube
    @TheFoxholeYoutube Місяць тому +213

    “Random shredded dude” 😂😂😂😂

    • @darukutsu
      @darukutsu 3 дні тому +1

      shredded indeed the dude is

  • @professorchimp1
    @professorchimp1 15 днів тому +7

    - Obi-Wan shaking his head like 30 times
    - Sheev darting his eyes while Ani explains his thesis to Grievous

  • @williamreely4431
    @williamreely4431 20 днів тому +6

    4:33 "YOINK~!" this made my fucking day 🤣🤣

  • @MrKevin486
    @MrKevin486 Місяць тому +74

    LMFAO "Whats up Sidious!" "Oh shieett.." 😂
    "Hurry and finish your story, Nerd!" 😂

  • @julesknight1511
    @julesknight1511 Місяць тому +332

    This is definitely your magnum opus Alfox😂

    • @-Alfox-
      @-Alfox-  Місяць тому +48

      Haha, thanks ;D

    • @1986Dams
      @1986Dams Місяць тому +39

      “A random shredded dude on youtube” sent me

    • @zazickitv8959
      @zazickitv8959 Місяць тому +17

      @@-Alfox- He's right that was exceptional.

    • @TheFoxholeYoutube
      @TheFoxholeYoutube Місяць тому +8

      Agreed

    • @Secretlyanothername
      @Secretlyanothername Місяць тому +11

      This is definitely the best yet
      We grant you the rank of Master ​@@-Alfox-

  • @joyousmarmot6516
    @joyousmarmot6516 29 днів тому +12

    You nailed it with " well 4th wall gone ...carry on" this is a masterpiece 🎉

  • @nessa7256
    @nessa7256 26 днів тому +5

    well I was eating icecream whilst watching this, and it was a mistake, because laughing with a mouth full of icecream is not good. This video is hilarious!

  • @Sinislovesbillcypher.
    @Sinislovesbillcypher. Місяць тому +135

    "You saved our existence, but we still do not grant you the rank of master"

  • @jameswbii
    @jameswbii Місяць тому +254

    The Anakin we deserved, but not the one we got.

    • @chrisholloway4724
      @chrisholloway4724 Місяць тому +8

      Not the one we got, nor the one we deserved. We’re too stupid.

  • @GaugedHonor
    @GaugedHonor 27 днів тому +3

    I believe I laughed WAAAAY too hard at this shit. Fantastic. Now we just need Ai to adjust the lips to make it fit naturally.

  • @nicolaykoriagin
    @nicolaykoriagin 17 днів тому +5

    Oh. My. Gosh.
    That wasn't even brilliant. That was GENIUS.
    Well done, master Screwdriver!
    Loved this video very much I. *giggling in Yoda*

  • @ZlatikXX
    @ZlatikXX Місяць тому +97

    Only the most arrogant member of the high council Mundi who knew about the sith since acolyte valued anakins discovery, ironic.

    • @Icemario87
      @Icemario87 Місяць тому +13

      Mundi's silence about the Sith is violence against the Jedi. He's a spy.

    • @pascalsch14
      @pascalsch14 Місяць тому +4

      Tbf Anakin did manage to get rid of those walking carpets

    • @Nichrysalis
      @Nichrysalis 25 днів тому

      Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

  • @IsaacWale2004
    @IsaacWale2004 15 днів тому +4

    Whoever made this is a genius.

  • @apollyon_616
    @apollyon_616 2 дні тому +2

    0:43
    "What's up Sideous?"
    "Oh shit"
    😂😂😂

  • @SWCentral
    @SWCentral Місяць тому +50

    The way Yoda interjects just to laugh had me rolling every time 😂

  • @WakenAngels
    @WakenAngels Місяць тому +277

    I had to use a dictionary to look up half of these words 😂😂😂

    • @force_wizard
      @force_wizard Місяць тому +33

      I didn't even tried to understand it

    • @ThePoshboy1
      @ThePoshboy1 Місяць тому +47

      ffs I misread dictionary as dichotomy. I'm going insane.

    • @alvarovids1915
      @alvarovids1915 Місяць тому +6

      Imagine not being native speaker.. This blew my mind

    • @DjBaapreB
      @DjBaapreB Місяць тому +1

      That’s what master Dicchead is for.

    • @Annieisfreejustlikebutterflies
      @Annieisfreejustlikebutterflies Місяць тому +1

      Really 🙍‍♀I don't understand the dictionary is a good book. Perhaps they are expensive books. 👧Glad my dictionary is a college one not a grade school one now know what to do.

  • @TreyGRiley
    @TreyGRiley 24 дні тому +5

    Obi Wan is just not having it 😂😂

  • @radiradithya5754
    @radiradithya5754 17 днів тому +4

    "master enormous forehead" ,I can't 🤣🤣

  • @5o1stFilms
    @5o1stFilms Місяць тому +53

    “What’s up Sidious?”
    “Oh shit.”
    I’m dead 😂

  • @MasterAlberton5097
    @MasterAlberton5097 Місяць тому +313

    "i need to smoke my death sticks" 💀

    • @getgitgone
      @getgitgone Місяць тому +5

      Yoda: "mmM" (I concur)

    • @Annieisfreejustlikebutterflies
      @Annieisfreejustlikebutterflies Місяць тому +1

      👩‍🏭Would this be cigarettes?

    • @pat7917
      @pat7917 Місяць тому +1

      @@Annieisfreejustlikebutterflies Maybe… I think it’s intended to be left up to our imagination.

    • @Scared_Yoda
      @Scared_Yoda Місяць тому +1

      ​@@pat7917they are a star wars version of rolled drugs that you smoke

    • @baishihua
      @baishihua 27 днів тому

      That sounds like an euphemism.

  • @judgeprime8162
    @judgeprime8162 Місяць тому +8

    My IQ is off the charts after watching this video 😂

  • @fcbarcelona9238
    @fcbarcelona9238 28 днів тому +5

    Thank you very much "random shredded dude"😂😂 it was a great watch

  • @pwopyt3811
    @pwopyt3811 Місяць тому +67

    So he DID lead the droid attack on the wookies! I knew it!

    • @jj01221
      @jj01221 Місяць тому +16

      That's why they're having Wookie Burgers for lunch

  • @hardworkingf2p912
    @hardworkingf2p912 Місяць тому +47

    Anakin was too dangerous to be kept alive

  • @Gills420
    @Gills420 27 днів тому +4

    obi wan just keeps shaking his head lmao

  • @nick-of-all-trades
    @nick-of-all-trades 27 днів тому +4

    The meta and then the wall break. As if Luke Screwdriver wasn’t awesome enough.

  • @force_wizard
    @force_wizard Місяць тому +44

    I like that Master Mid-Live-Crises shakes his head every 10 seconds.

  • @TheBrownBeacon-wt6oh
    @TheBrownBeacon-wt6oh Місяць тому +47

    no way bro broke the 4th wall of the 4th wall, the dichotomy of footage and shredded editor is duplicitous in serving to create a video that both character and fan can enjoy

  • @berkeryilmazer7606
    @berkeryilmazer7606 21 день тому +3

    This is a masterpiece. I grant you the title "grandmaster" 😂😂

  • @manyakay2990
    @manyakay2990 Місяць тому +5

    all of this is brilliant. every single word. love it.

  • @ManuMOV
    @ManuMOV Місяць тому +31

    This is your best video, dude. Smart Anakin was something we didn't know we needed until the Darth Plagueis Tesis. You continuing with the joke just made it better.

  • @bettinastark6948
    @bettinastark6948 Місяць тому +29

    General Griefstages. Master Midlife crisis. Darth Elevator. I can't decide, what I love more. 😅

    • @alptugraakan7490
      @alptugraakan7490 16 годин тому +1

      Riley palpatine, master windows, master yogurt

  • @TheWonderer7
    @TheWonderer7 16 днів тому +4

    This was the funniest thing I've ever seen. Well done!!!

  • @sunnyjohnson992
    @sunnyjohnson992 28 днів тому +3

    Yoda’s laugh kills me! 😂🤣

  • @sprzedamsanki
    @sprzedamsanki Місяць тому +36

    The entire channel's been a plot, so Alfox can flex he's shredded. It rhymes

  • @dareka9425
    @dareka9425 Місяць тому +17

    He's the Chosen One with a sad past, ultra smart with vast knowledge, invents everything, able to predict his opponents' moves in the 5D chess space, not afraid to speak his mind, highly skilled with powerful abilities and aware that he's living in another world.
    Oh, god. Anakin is an isekai protagonists all this time.

  • @raharbour388
    @raharbour388 20 днів тому +6

    Darth Elevator...
    I laughed my ass off dude.

  • @megavide0
    @megavide0 25 днів тому +2

    0:57 "The council's ignorance of this threat is astonishing..."

  • @ZephKin
    @ZephKin Місяць тому +36

    Alternate Timeline: Anakin fulfills Chosen One prophecy by using Big Brain Strats, Sherlockian Deduction Theory, and Future Sight One Piece Haki that extends as far as 9 Episodes time lengths ahead of the present time.... thwarting Palpy's ballsy chad plot... saving the Galaxy.

  • @davidgarrett4796
    @davidgarrett4796 Місяць тому +61

    I love how 90% of Yoda's contribution to the conversation is laughing and 90% of Obi-wan's contribution is the same clip of him shaking his head lmao. Great vid!

  • @jonathanrobinson8926
    @jonathanrobinson8926 29 днів тому +9

    The dichotomy reference confirms the crossover of my two favorite Star Wars video series on UA-cam 😂 Amazing.

    • @Artoosa
      @Artoosa 29 днів тому +1

      Where does the dichotomy meme come from anyway it's hilarious

    • @jonathanrobinson8926
      @jonathanrobinson8926 28 днів тому

      @Artoosa Another UA-camr making AI Star Wars videos "Seals Are Good" has a series that starts with the video "Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise", but the memes start really with the video "Anakin has a doctorate in Darth Plageius the wise studies".
      It's a really fun series, and all the Star Wars videos build off the last one, similar to these. Anakin's constantly referring to his thesis and dichotomy. This video all but confirms that they have seen each others videos, which makes me really happy because they are both great and I've wanted a crossover lol.

  • @joker_j1268
    @joker_j1268 12 годин тому +1

    2:32
    "Bu-but my decades old plan? It is currently dismantling by this boi?"

  • @tanatos5
    @tanatos5 Місяць тому +19

    Just witnessed one of the greatest masterpieces of our times. These moments must be cherished and the play button smashed over and over again until some random shredded dude makes a new star wars video.

    • @-Alfox-
      @-Alfox-  Місяць тому +2

      Haha, appreciate it ;)

  • @justink.1845
    @justink.1845 Місяць тому +34

    "Named Riley... or something." 😭😂😂 Even our wise Andersson can't remember her name.😂

  • @motionbruh
    @motionbruh 17 днів тому +2

    This is brilliant man, so many potential meme quoutes in just 6 minutes

  • @TheKaiyaK
    @TheKaiyaK 29 днів тому +3

    Jedi named Riley or something 😂😂😂
    Entire plot of sequels in one sentence