THE UNITED STAND BEST RAGE/FUNNY COMPILATION (2020 EDITION) (remastered)

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  • @NDRZ03
    @NDRZ03 3 роки тому +574

    ‘He could’ve booked Fred there he’s a bit lucky’ ... ‘OH HES BOOKED HIM. WHAT A PRAT!!’

    • @krispyai4229
      @krispyai4229 Рік тому +31

      “The inconsistency strikes again” 😂

    • @CharlieLannister
      @CharlieLannister 8 місяців тому +1

      he never uttered the word "lucky" there

    • @NDRZ03
      @NDRZ03 8 місяців тому +5

      @@CharlieLannistersorry for not getting the quote completely correct word for word

    • @CharlieLannister
      @CharlieLannister 8 місяців тому +2

      @@NDRZ03 Sorry for telling you. Clearly the end of the world. I aplogogize

  • @EdWynder95
    @EdWynder95 3 роки тому +140

    "we couldn't mark a blank piece of paper with muddy hands"! the man is a legend for his analogies 🤣🤣🙌🏻

  • @detinu
    @detinu 3 роки тому +130

    50:30 He couldn't pour water out of a jug if I told him the instructions are on the bottom 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Mark what a legend.

    • @SWJ_
      @SWJ_ 3 роки тому +17

      That’s got to be one of Goldbridge’s best analogies ever 😂😂😂

    • @ballyros
      @ballyros 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@antonrichardson7774he makes a lot up infairness to him but yeah not that one

    • @jesmond5562
      @jesmond5562 5 місяців тому

      @@antonrichardson7774of course he is a prat after all 😂

  • @alexmatos8523
    @alexmatos8523 3 роки тому +179

    “Fred coulda got booked there, gotta be a bit careful….”
    “HES BOOKED HIM, HES BLOODY BOOKED HIM, YOU BALD CRETIN! SHUT UP!”
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @hipstr_t
    @hipstr_t 3 роки тому +324

    You're a legend for compiling this.

  • @SWJ_
    @SWJ_ 3 роки тому +32

    “Peppa pig, piss off Peppa pig... piece of shit...” 😂😂😂
    21:53

  • @EFP8
    @EFP8 3 роки тому +42

    Strongest things in the world
    3.iron
    2.titanium
    1.mark goldbridges desk

    • @hulk8384
      @hulk8384 3 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @Echo_Recon_01
    @Echo_Recon_01 Рік тому +24

    when I'm in a Bad Mood I'll just watch Mark Goldbridge Rants to make me feel better again.

  • @Jacob-rj4zv
    @Jacob-rj4zv 3 роки тому +50

    “You bald cretin” 😂😂😂

  • @bobball622
    @bobball622 3 роки тому +44

    Ah man that speech about man united falling and then peppa pig comes on has ended me 🤣🤣🤣

    • @arjanvos6747
      @arjanvos6747 3 роки тому +3

      got me to tears from laughing really.... 21:55

    • @kinyanjuicarlos8899
      @kinyanjuicarlos8899 3 роки тому +3

      @@arjanvos6747 was like where is he going!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @PalmBaiReader
    @PalmBaiReader 3 роки тому +58

    " About as useful as a pair of glasses on a bloke with one ear " 49:02

    • @markbtv11
      @markbtv11 3 роки тому +2

      john sullivan joke

  • @cazzakidmcerlean8080
    @cazzakidmcerlean8080 3 роки тому +49

    I love this and the fact that it’s an hour best vid I’ve ever seen

  • @dgmaffi
    @dgmaffi 3 роки тому +18

    Football fan from America here. This is the greatest thing I have watched on the internet in a long time. Absolutely brilliant meltdowns!

  • @MrTomo11
    @MrTomo11 3 роки тому +48

    55:00 I just realised we played back 5 against Club Brugge XDD , Top Job m8 for this compilation.

    • @billkats3524
      @billkats3524 3 роки тому +2

      Playing with 11 men, playing with 10 some things never change...
      Ole is very lucky not having an actual ucl group this year,or there would be Thursday night football again this year...

    • @DeTaxxman
      @DeTaxxman 3 місяці тому

      @@billkats3524Liverpool fans singing Oles at the wheel at Old Trafford is an iconic premier league moment

  • @orbaxrafa3808
    @orbaxrafa3808 3 роки тому +45

    My dog passed away yesterday. But your videos make my day keep it up

  • @DavidJohn7315
    @DavidJohn7315 3 роки тому +46

    "That will be a penalty , his hands are in an unnatural position " Ref gives pen.... Unleashes a five minute rant about why it isn't a penalty......

    • @VexFS
      @VexFS 3 роки тому +4

      To be fair...

  • @ianmartin6643
    @ianmartin6643 3 роки тому +25

    I fall asleep to this every night... absolute bliss 👍

    • @rtm7360
      @rtm7360 3 роки тому +1

      Haha you must be a brother of an other mother

    • @jacobpolanske9408
      @jacobpolanske9408 2 роки тому

      I do too lol about to go to sleep to it rn

  • @hjm2779
    @hjm2779 3 роки тому +24

    "Changes position more than a pornstar with a bad knee" I'm done XD

  • @jackbollard17
    @jackbollard17 3 роки тому +16

    Over an hour long- you are an absolute goat for doing this🤣🙌🏼

  • @GarethDkhar
    @GarethDkhar 3 роки тому +24

    36:51 you're welcome 🤣

  • @sushiking8072
    @sushiking8072 3 роки тому +43

    Damn a whole hour and a half video, good job dude! Brilliant! must of took forever to make.

    • @fauzan9896
      @fauzan9896  3 роки тому +24

      Took me months m8

    • @sushiking8072
      @sushiking8072 3 роки тому +19

      @@fauzan9896 jeez man, kudos for the effort.

    • @sam5459
      @sam5459 3 роки тому +5

      @@fauzan9896 Jeez, Great vid- deserves a like

  • @LordBathtub
    @LordBathtub 11 місяців тому +5

    14:00 Lindelof has been as useful as Steven Hawkings treadmill and thats before he died, AND AFTER 🤣🤣

  • @benphillips9774
    @benphillips9774 3 роки тому +6

    Honestly this guy has been the highlight of the last year and a half....

  • @PO-ks8xe
    @PO-ks8xe 3 роки тому +3

    There’s more holes in the defence than a hedgehogs mattress 😂 I love this man

  • @suckersyt250
    @suckersyt250 3 роки тому +8

    The Way He Rages Mate😂🤣. its funny
    imagine him being the commentator in every man utd match

  • @dagjohnsen6230
    @dagjohnsen6230 3 роки тому +12

    In all fairness , defending a picnic against a pack of ants is pretty much impossible.

  • @macLemon
    @macLemon 3 роки тому +6

    U sir are a legend...a perfect compilation for TUS hit 1 mill

  • @ipodzonly123
    @ipodzonly123 3 роки тому +8

    Amazing video👍

  • @jeremytassin7978
    @jeremytassin7978 2 роки тому +5

    "YOU'RE HAVING A LAUGH!!!"

  • @MIKE-TYTHON
    @MIKE-TYTHON 3 роки тому +9

    16:45 his old Sean dyche impression 😂

  • @Iamsparta77k
    @Iamsparta77k 3 роки тому +3

    Lindelof not strong enough” and Shaw not tight enough 😂 😂😂

  • @Dmmanz
    @Dmmanz 3 роки тому +5

    🤣🤣🤣you’re a goat for this bro, need 2017 and 2018 aftv man

  • @eclipsxd
    @eclipsxd 3 роки тому +102

    21:52 lmaoooo

  • @drewellis95
    @drewellis95 3 роки тому +1

    “Ohhhh it’s delightful”
    Proceeds to slip like a old man 🤣🤣🤣

  • @BongDiggidee
    @BongDiggidee 8 місяців тому +1

    "SHRINKING LIKE A STIFFY IN AN ICED BATH" 😂😂😂😂

  • @tweedmouthtrains
    @tweedmouthtrains 3 роки тому +17

    That's giraffe defending!

  • @mishaelinho4723
    @mishaelinho4723 2 роки тому +1

    'Manchester Utd have come undone like a pair of crown's trousers' 🤣🤣🤣

  • @deanreilly8587
    @deanreilly8587 3 роки тому +3

    The no no no against Leicester at the end gets me every fucking time 🤣🤣

  • @rtm7360
    @rtm7360 3 роки тому +1

    I hope you will do another compilation one day perhaps of this season. Because I really enjoyed this one.

    • @fauzan9896
      @fauzan9896  3 роки тому +3

      I might make another one of these for 2021

  • @10Thiago
    @10Thiago 3 роки тому +3

    Just earned yourself a new subscriber. You the 🐐 for this!

  • @jonathanfa4267
    @jonathanfa4267 4 роки тому +12

    Great 1 hour HAHA 🤣🤣👍👍

  • @trappingforjesus9220
    @trappingforjesus9220 3 роки тому +5

    Hats off to you, this must've taken hours...

  • @kinyanjuicarlos8899
    @kinyanjuicarlos8899 3 роки тому +1

    "Its walcott!! a former Arsenal twart"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @McWayne_
    @McWayne_ 10 місяців тому +1

    This video sums up for the last 10 years. Hopefully Sir Jim can fix our problems hopefully after summer 2024 things start to change

  • @rchopra535
    @rchopra535 3 роки тому +3

    Every clip shows how great maguire is for the rest of the PL

  • @djtremendousKE
    @djtremendousKE 3 роки тому +9

    There is no way i could miss watching his reactions on the Tottenham thrashing 🤣

  • @Tarantula7Tom
    @Tarantula7Tom 3 роки тому +8

    Great video 👍 5:45 is hilarious 😆

    • @FatCat8008
      @FatCat8008 3 роки тому +2

      It's like he's yelling at a dog telling it to get out

  • @chazave
    @chazave 3 роки тому +15

    Funniest guy on UA-cam 😂

  • @tango22ah
    @tango22ah 11 місяців тому

    “ is a shambles and absolute horror show” says Goldbridge best summarisation of Manchester United of the last 10 years

  • @devlyntagoe5283
    @devlyntagoe5283 3 роки тому +5

    "like a stiffy in an ice bath"😂😂

  • @helmy4328
    @helmy4328 3 роки тому +5

    "Couldn't tackle a packet of Wotsits!"

  • @40yearoldvirgil15
    @40yearoldvirgil15 2 роки тому

    🤣🤣🤣 class vid mate, do one for season just gone 🙏

  • @xdmanthenobb5276
    @xdmanthenobb5276 3 роки тому +43

    1:11:45

  • @DeeW02
    @DeeW02 7 місяців тому

    Drinking challenge:
    Take a sip everytime he says: "I dont believe it"
    Take a shot every time he says: "Prat"

  • @marcusmurphy1481
    @marcusmurphy1481 8 місяців тому

    We're folding faster than Superman on Laundry Day just totally floored me :)

  • @danielmccafferty5373
    @danielmccafferty5373 2 роки тому

    I love the zoom-in on the desk bang 😂 😄 52:38

  • @kinyanjuicarlos8899
    @kinyanjuicarlos8899 3 роки тому +1

    The rant against paul pogba from 43:40.....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thefiestaguy8831
    @thefiestaguy8831 7 місяців тому +1

    Imagine watching United about to score a "banger"... and all of a sudden the screen cuts...
    PEEEEEPAAAAAAAAAAA PIGGGG

  • @Ax-nt7wd
    @Ax-nt7wd 3 роки тому +3

    14:00
    About as useful as Steven Hawkins' treadmill

    • @maxthedoomer
      @maxthedoomer 10 місяців тому

      Before he died … AND AFTER lmfao!

  • @patkawasaki771
    @patkawasaki771 11 місяців тому

    "What's he doing in the box"
    'Who's tracking back?!?!?!'

  • @laurenreeve5064
    @laurenreeve5064 3 роки тому +5

    Harry Maguire makes it 6-1 putting a penalty past De gea !!! Lol

  • @TheTwoTime96
    @TheTwoTime96 3 роки тому +1

    That Peppa Pig moment is goated 😂😂

  • @G.T.E403
    @G.T.E403 3 роки тому +2

    "Ye bald cretin" LMAO.

  • @mikeymike8065
    @mikeymike8065 3 роки тому +3

    "like a stiffy in a ice bath" LMFAO!!!!

    • @Infamous_Cam
      @Infamous_Cam 4 місяці тому

      “Shrinking” 😂😂😂

  • @therealmcdonaldsarabia
    @therealmcdonaldsarabia 3 роки тому +5

    21:19 makes me genuinely upset

  • @adamlowder7669
    @adamlowder7669 4 роки тому +6

    Nice vid

  • @marksturgeon7576
    @marksturgeon7576 3 роки тому +3

    This video is brilliant keep it up pal.

  • @kimbob5
    @kimbob5 3 роки тому +4

    Would love to see Goldbridge do a let’s play of Doom Eternal.

  • @Tomas.s-j4c
    @Tomas.s-j4c 3 роки тому

    This compilation is gold

  • @kelvinkemoi2482
    @kelvinkemoi2482 7 місяців тому

    "he has booked Willian" 😂😂😂

  • @Panda-jk1kh
    @Panda-jk1kh 3 роки тому +34

    14:02

  • @nikhilrodriques6429
    @nikhilrodriques6429 3 роки тому +7

    How can you not rate mark goldbridge

  • @timothyboyle9445
    @timothyboyle9445 3 роки тому

    This guy is kind like my dad he supports Celtic and every time we’re losing he just flips the shit switch and goes absolute ballistic but I still love him though

  • @lesleybloomberg9102
    @lesleybloomberg9102 3 роки тому +1

    Mark!!!!!Dude your analogies got me in stiches....CHANGING POSITIONS LIKE A PORN STAR WITH A BAD KNEE.. lmao

    • @kinyanjuicarlos8899
      @kinyanjuicarlos8899 3 роки тому

      You are a genius!..you spotted that one'🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tabrezhassanyasin1421
    @tabrezhassanyasin1421 8 місяців тому +6

    I honestly miss this Goldy.. He 'calm down' now and become mainstream...

  • @CS-bd6mz
    @CS-bd6mz 3 роки тому +2

    Best way to spend an hour

  • @davidjohnscottMUFC1996
    @davidjohnscottMUFC1996 2 роки тому

    We have a legend and his name is mark gold bridge I love him 🤣 such a character

  • @dlmac8626
    @dlmac8626 11 місяців тому

    17:24 about Burnley is fucking hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @colinmcdermott9442
    @colinmcdermott9442 3 роки тому

    "Moving positions more times then a pornstar with a bum knee" LMAO classic

  • @kai8697
    @kai8697 8 місяців тому

    It’s been 3 years since this vid dropped and you could genuinely make another 3-4hr compilation 😂 they’ve gotten worse

  • @alfi3b_810
    @alfi3b_810 3 роки тому +1

    Nice video

  • @lardosian
    @lardosian 3 роки тому

    His fist pumps on the desk crack me up!!

    • @SWJ_
      @SWJ_ 3 роки тому

      They make it 100x funnier 😂😂

  • @obiwankenobi3574
    @obiwankenobi3574 3 роки тому +3

    1:17 Mark went full Pep

  • @rahimsh8016
    @rahimsh8016 3 роки тому +1

    Great video 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Will23539
    @Will23539 11 місяців тому

    I would love to see Mark manage Manchester United😅

  • @EdwardHinton-qs4ry
    @EdwardHinton-qs4ry 7 місяців тому

    Peter Crouch's robot is unatural hand movement.

  • @joecarsella
    @joecarsella 3 роки тому +1

    "It's always BLOODY Burnley"

  • @daviddeegrollert706
    @daviddeegrollert706 3 роки тому

    I always crack up with the Peppa Pig moment XD XD XD XD

  • @archiewall124
    @archiewall124 3 роки тому +3

    Oh shit
    They’ve bloody scored

  • @zachdale69yearsago94
    @zachdale69yearsago94 3 роки тому +13

    28:15

  • @Foldy435
    @Foldy435 3 роки тому

    I was having a bad day until I saw this.

  • @RDKOFFICAL
    @RDKOFFICAL 3 роки тому +8

    does anyone else notice he says harry Maguire scored the penalty for spurs 6th goal

    • @fauzan9896
      @fauzan9896  3 роки тому +2

      I did

    • @RDKOFFICAL
      @RDKOFFICAL 3 роки тому

      @@fauzan9896 thanks mate for this it’s hilarious

    • @fauzan9896
      @fauzan9896  3 роки тому

      @@RDKOFFICAL You're welcome man

  • @namenullvoid
    @namenullvoid 3 роки тому +1

    Love this. Please dub it over the original game highlights, wkll pay

  • @chesterlester5770
    @chesterlester5770 3 роки тому

    Quality 👌🏼

  • @montryhorgan8239
    @montryhorgan8239 3 роки тому

    Custard cream defending get ya bloody clown boots on 😅😅😂😂😂

  • @Danny-im9ek
    @Danny-im9ek 3 роки тому

    21:30 basically Schalke

  • @antjamestv
    @antjamestv 8 місяців тому +1

    Goldbridge Is Right

  • @gertaf7403
    @gertaf7403 3 роки тому

    What is the point in var
    Cancel football cancel football.. we may as well give up and go home the ref has absolutely fucked this 😂😂😂😂

  • @gohaan652
    @gohaan652 3 роки тому +6

    1:19:29
    That's how you know mark is biased

    • @emilycarter4543
      @emilycarter4543 3 роки тому

      Is a joke

    • @gohaan652
      @gohaan652 3 роки тому +3

      @@emilycarter4543 it's not a joke
      He has a huge agenda against Mctominay
      He wants him out of the club
      He just doesn't tell that

    • @emilycarter4543
      @emilycarter4543 3 роки тому +1

      @@gohaan652 omfg no he doesn’t he just doesn’t want him to play because he is absolutely shit and loads of people agree and stop being a baby an this video is old

    • @gohaan652
      @gohaan652 3 роки тому +2

      @@emilycarter4543 nah bro he doesn't like him in CDM
      That's why he gets angry nothing wrong with that
      But you can see bro it was Bruno's fault and he was all over Mctominay

    • @gohaan652
      @gohaan652 3 роки тому +2

      @@emilycarter4543 I like Mark
      And it's true he has agenda against Mctominay bro
      That's the truth bro
      It feels funny to me 😂
      I watch him everyday and even if Mctominay have a great game he will find some mistakes to go at him bro

  • @youngpagan9907
    @youngpagan9907 3 роки тому

    You can tell his worst rivals is Arsenal 😂😂😂