The Michael Bay Transformers Series - Caravan of Garbage

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  • Опубліковано 20 вер 2024
  • Many consider the pincale of Caravan Of Garbage to be when we covered the five Michael Bay Transformers movies. Starting with the 2007 original, then Revenge of the Fallen, Dark Of The Moon, Age Of Extinction and finally whatever the last one was called. Following the adventures of Shia LaBeouf's Witwicky and Megan Fox's Mikaela Banes before transition to Mark Wahlberg's career defining performance as Cade Yeager these films broke us emotionally, physically and spiratually. Two thumbs up we loved it. Thanks for watching and see you back here in early Febuary with new episodes.
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  • @ShinGallon
    @ShinGallon Рік тому +771

    The "Hijinks with Shia's Parents" part of the first movie was where I figured out that Michael Bay hates me personally, and the feeling is more than mutual.

    • @humblewonder3260
      @humblewonder3260 Рік тому

      Ur childish

    • @ethanspraggins6542
      @ethanspraggins6542 Рік тому +63

      I feel this so much man. Like what did we do to him

    • @white-dragon4424
      @white-dragon4424 Рік тому

      @@ethanspraggins6542 Bay was put on the Earth by Satan as punishment to all humans. His existence is a Biblical sign of the coming apocalypse.

  • @MyInnerFred
    @MyInnerFred Рік тому +390

    I love that at an hour and 41 minutes this is the shortest transformer film you can watch.

  • @wyndgrove9452
    @wyndgrove9452 Рік тому +706

    I'd forgotten about it until now, but setting the underage scene discussion to that slow solo drumming part from Whiplash is some straight up genius editing. Hilarious stuff.

    • @Tortidis987
      @Tortidis987 Рік тому +54

      BenFromCanada is the GOAT

    • @Kango234
      @Kango234 Рік тому +33

      That's honestly one of the best bits in the channel.

    • @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
      @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep Рік тому +18

      And then the Super Mario 3D World music as soon as they start yelling about it

    • @You-Tube-n5k
      @You-Tube-n5k Рік тому +17

      And the short compilation of arguments that starts playing when the beat picks up more. Genius

    • @wyndgrove9452
      @wyndgrove9452 Рік тому +4

      @@You-Tube-n5k Wow, the actual UA-cam 👍

  • @knightfallprotocol
    @knightfallprotocol Рік тому +474

    So you think you can just repackage the same videos and I'm gonna sit here and watch it like it's the first time? Because you're absolutely right.

    • @J.O.R.D
      @J.O.R.D Рік тому +5

      Preachhh

    • @vision4860
      @vision4860 Рік тому +33

      It actually was the first time for me.
      Never seen this channel before. Got recommended a nearly 2 hour video of commentary on the Bay Transformers movies and I said why not.
      Two hours... well spent.

  • @battleupsaber462
    @battleupsaber462 Рік тому +2475

    Fun fact: there was much debate behind the scenes of the first film surrounding Optimus Prime's colours: while he was predominantly red in the original G1 Transformers series, Michael Bay did not want Optimus to be red due to red being a hard colour to photograph on film. Hence, in the Transformers movies Optimus has much more blue on him than previous versions of the character. Nevertheless, it was important for the character designers that his chest still be primarily red, hence the addition of the red flames to his vehicle mode, the layout of which resulted in his robot mode having much more red than the truck.
    This resulted in some controversy regarding the red flames, as fans did not like the idea of Optimus branding himself with them. Michael Bay took the backlash in stride, likening the anger fans had regarding the flames to be similar to how farmers would be upset when fires burned away their crops. Thus, he gave the film the working title "Blue Harvest" as a playful jibe, in reference to the red flames "burning away" the blue "harvest" parts of the Optimus truck.
    Which funnily enough, was also the working title of the original Sta-

    • @oozer3827
      @oozer3827 Рік тому +311

      God damn it you got me

    • @jeffmoo9235
      @jeffmoo9235 Рік тому +251

      God fucking damn it this is the first one that’s properly got me. Im mad that I didn’t realise after you bought undue attention to the blue

    • @NottherealLucifer
      @NottherealLucifer Рік тому +93

      I was distracted by thinking about the fact that Optimus Prime has pretty much always been blue and grey outside of his red torso in most of his iterations. I had decided to finish reading your comment to see if you were joking or not. It turns out you were lmao.

    • @anthonyvillanueva5226
      @anthonyvillanueva5226 Рік тому +32

      Holy hell

    • @likecrazyhorse
      @likecrazyhorse Рік тому +55

      I didn't think I could hate someone this much

  • @CLARKCLOUT
    @CLARKCLOUT Рік тому +405

    The montage of mark whalberg is one of my favorite things ever it’s even better than the guy yelling Rodney and then melting

    • @danhays307
      @danhays307 Рік тому +33

      If only we could teach Marky Mark to shout “RODNEY!?!?”

    • @J.O.R.D
      @J.O.R.D Рік тому +14

      Sam’s no noo nooo is even better 😂

  • @ironcladnomad5639
    @ironcladnomad5639 Рік тому +2067

    Transformers Franchise: "No female robots, we can't explain how robot genders work."
    Also Transformers Franchise: "The big guy gets wrecking ball testicles."

    • @Marshkoon
      @Marshkoon Рік тому +128

      They do have female robots such as Arcee and her sisters as shown in revenge of the fallen.

    • @samueljones3668
      @samueljones3668 Рік тому +96

      @@Marshkoon
      And Alice, who canonically is a fembot.

    • @pantyosashu8137
      @pantyosashu8137 Рік тому +65

      @@Marshkoon And then they die.

    • @littleredruri
      @littleredruri Рік тому +124

      @@pantyosashu8137 it's transformers, the robots get names and 2 lines, then get brutally murdered in a way that would make the film NC-17 on cybertron

    • @kap1618
      @kap1618 Рік тому +5

      @@Marshkoon where were they because I don't remember them at all.

  • @Fuzzy_Barbarian
    @Fuzzy_Barbarian Рік тому +743

    I still remember watching these weekly during my break at a shitty warehouse job late at night. These videos gave me life.

    • @loganwithlightsabers3051
      @loganwithlightsabers3051 Рік тому +41

      It was in the peak of covid I was also working at a warehouse I would listen to these and other COG episodes while I worked

    • @brin1034
      @brin1034 Рік тому +26

      Watching this as a slugged through jobs at uni. Now I’m living comfy working in a hospital oncology lab. How times have changed

    • @marcosgin777
      @marcosgin777 Рік тому +5

      Big woooop for that mate

    • @Fuzzy_Barbarian
      @Fuzzy_Barbarian Рік тому +11

      @@marcosgin777 Having a rough day, buddy? Try watching more of these. Might help you relax.

    • @BigStankyFish
      @BigStankyFish Рік тому +6

      Not me watching them at my shitty warehouse job

  • @FoxTashikata
    @FoxTashikata Рік тому +507

    I love the sound design, Peter Cullen as Optimus, and Shia screaming every movie

    • @BH-98
      @BH-98 Рік тому +65

      And Linken Park

    • @MasterIceyy
      @MasterIceyy Рік тому +63

      I'm sure 90% of Shia's lines are just him screaming "OPTIMUS" or "BUBBLEBEE"

    • @spengler2258
      @spengler2258 Рік тому +39

      @@MasterIceyy’OPTIMUS’, ‘BUMBLEBEE’, and maybe also his love interest’s name depending on the movie.

    • @Dilmahkana
      @Dilmahkana Рік тому +25

      Who wins?
      Shia screaming "Optimus!!"
      vs
      Finn screaming "Reeey!!!"

    • @FoxTashikata
      @FoxTashikata Рік тому +11

      @@BH-98 Yes Linkin Park was the theme song

  • @brain_apostrophe_t
    @brain_apostrophe_t Рік тому +229

    Hugo Weaving didn't say he hated the movies. He said Bay had a distant and clinical directing style, remarking on the fact that he had worked on multiple movies without even really meeting Bay, and Bay was so offended he told him he would never work in Hollywood again, which was unintentionally charming to me, as Weaving overtly prefers working outside of Hollywood.

    • @zeppelincraft1443
      @zeppelincraft1443 11 місяців тому +35

      And still he gets roles in far more iconic movies than Bay can hope to even be a part of.

    • @Isthisjoebiden
      @Isthisjoebiden 10 місяців тому +4

      ​@@zeppelincraft1443Seriously!

    • @grantoden8242
      @grantoden8242 10 місяців тому +32

      This was perhaps demonstrated best when Cullen expressed dislike for some of the lines he had him saying, and instead of stopping and asking him why and maybe learning more about the character of Prime, he said "just do it". Bay is not a collaborative director.

    • @matthewstein5854
      @matthewstein5854 5 місяців тому +5

      Sounds like Michael Bay has sum serious ego issues and cant take any kind of criticism. If u can even consider what Hugo said as criticism which if it was it was very minimal. From this and the Megan situation the dude just seems unhinged and like a big cry baby. Glad he isnt a big director in today's landscape and Movies are better for it.

    • @Hoganply
      @Hoganply 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@@grantoden8242 Deficiently creative too it seems.

  • @conormurphy4328
    @conormurphy4328 Рік тому +2730

    Thank you for condensing their torture into one easily watchable video for us

    • @Fuzzy_Barbarian
      @Fuzzy_Barbarian Рік тому +78

      I like that "their torture" can refer to James and Maso but also the Decepticons that Optimus brutally kills.

    • @esbenm6544
      @esbenm6544 Рік тому +29

      @@Fuzzy_Barbarian It refers to the experience of watching those movies.

    • @destinedforgreatness3030
      @destinedforgreatness3030 Рік тому +30

      There actually good tho

    • @tanner4280
      @tanner4280 Рік тому +29

      @@Fuzzy_Barbariandon’t forget our actual front line soldier to all this, editor Ben!

    • @Legendarynfoknights
      @Legendarynfoknights Рік тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @talleywa5772
    @talleywa5772 Рік тому +121

    I respect that the second film didn't just pay lip service to how powerful Optimus is and actually shows us what happens when a Prime breaks out the A1 hands in the forest fight.

    • @UncleAsmos2005
      @UncleAsmos2005 Рік тому +15

      It also glossed over the fact that Megatron was allways an Equal to Optimus, and he himself was made as Megatron's anathema.

  • @BLACULA-Skeewoah
    @BLACULA-Skeewoah Рік тому +141

    James' genuine joy from referencing the rat from beast wars, kills me 😂

  • @ianm1462
    @ianm1462 5 місяців тому +14

    56:35 - there is something oddly comforting knowing Michael Bay is normal Hollywood crazy, not creepy sex-pest crazy.

    • @SineN0mine3
      @SineN0mine3 Місяць тому

      11:38:11
      You just had to watch a bit further... Maybe not the worst creep in town but he's probably on a few lists.

  • @bigroaststyrone8135
    @bigroaststyrone8135 Рік тому +65

    I feel like the Transformers (especially the Decepticons) are a lot easier to distinguish in the 1st movie since they have radically different colors, sizes and vehicle modes. Later on they kinda just blend together

  • @SONICgokuverine
    @SONICgokuverine Рік тому +287

    I just wanna know who was in the writers room heavily campaigning that all the Transformers use cartwheels as their primary combat style, and I really wanna know how they won.

    • @eastvandb
      @eastvandb Рік тому +58

      The whole writers room did a one-day Capoeira workshop through GroupOn.

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 Рік тому +16

      They were big fans of the lobby scene in The Matrix.

    • @robertlogan5354
      @robertlogan5354 Рік тому +13

      @@eastvandb i was going to make a capoiera joke. ya beat me to it.

    • @eastvandb
      @eastvandb Рік тому +6

      @@robertlogan5354
      VICTORY!

    • @KristovMars
      @KristovMars 2 місяці тому +1

      I can't tell you who was in the room, but I CAN tell you cocaine was involved.

  • @Dream0Asylum
    @Dream0Asylum 8 місяців тому +17

    Sometimes, when I'm by myself, I do a touchdown for America.

  • @2014wolfy
    @2014wolfy Рік тому +97

    It brings me endless joy every time I remember Peter Cullen is both the quintessential voice of both war-Robot Optimus Prime and squishy sad plushie Eyore (edited)

    • @kippsryan1
      @kippsryan1 Рік тому +8

      Naw, he was Eyore.

    • @JamesBartlett1994
      @JamesBartlett1994 Рік тому +9

      Jim Cummings is Winnie the Pooh, Peter Cullen is Eeyore

    • @2014wolfy
      @2014wolfy Рік тому +2

      @@kippsryan1 ok I can actually hear it now. Thanks!

    • @ShazeemKhan
      @ShazeemKhan Рік тому +2

      Nice reference to Quintessa🥲

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 Рік тому +1

      Thanks for noticin'...
      Don't forget he's also the voice of Ironhide, the eponymous Predator, Monterey Jack from Rescue Rangers, Eddie from the Lou Sheimer Ghostbusters, Venger from Dungeons & Dragons, the narrator from Lion Voltron, and background voices in about a bajillion other animated shows.

  • @JoeNoshow27
    @JoeNoshow27 Рік тому +52

    Fun fact: The working title for the original film Blue Harvest was Michael Bay

    • @SONICgokuverine
      @SONICgokuverine Рік тому +6

      More like orange and blue harvest, am I right?

  • @johnmcauliffe8824
    @johnmcauliffe8824 Рік тому +25

    I went to highschool with this girl who told me that this film series was her favorite of all time. I was left speechless and could never understood why THESE movies out of all the movies that exist were her favorite.

    • @UncleAsmos2005
      @UncleAsmos2005 Рік тому +9

      Not everyone has good taste

    • @null6634
      @null6634 10 місяців тому +7

      Occasionally I run into someone who's favorite restaurant is Applebee's. I feel the same way.

    • @Isthisjoebiden
      @Isthisjoebiden 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@null6634Some people have simple tastes and preferences. Nothing wrong with it. We all like something someone else thinks is terrible 😂

    • @AlexLopez-by7vj
      @AlexLopez-by7vj 10 місяців тому +1

      she is one of the "simple folk."

    • @blazcraz6992
      @blazcraz6992 6 місяців тому +1

      I'm just gonna assume she said that cause she thought that's what boys liked and really, really wanted a boyfriend.

  • @enterkanesworld
    @enterkanesworld Рік тому +196

    An hour and 40 minutes of pure Bay-hem! I love it! 😆

  • @thomasesr
    @thomasesr Рік тому +49

    The "I'll kill you" was the recordings of Peter Cullen shouting at Michael Bay every time he sees a transformers movie cut for the first time.

  • @Maladjester
    @Maladjester Рік тому +48

    "It's pretty watchable." Most accurate endorsement I've ever heard for TF2007.

  • @danielwarner3675
    @danielwarner3675 Рік тому +89

    that subtle drumroll is one of the best editing bits in this series, possibly ever

  • @mrinalrohilla2654
    @mrinalrohilla2654 Рік тому +132

    Should I rewatch this ?
    Yes. Absolutely yes

  • @SuperNuclearUnicorn
    @SuperNuclearUnicorn Рік тому +202

    I know that for us Aussies it's literally impossible to not make jokes that only Aussies will get, but I still appreciate the local references every single time
    Nobody outside of Australia will get "Golden Baytime" but you absolute champions did it anyway

    • @DogFoxHybrid
      @DogFoxHybrid Рік тому +9

      I've heard of that ice cream because of the internet. That's one hell of a name.

    • @geomania8533
      @geomania8533 Рік тому +4

      I’m surprised and glad that Bay hasn’t made an Australian stereotype. Seriously I’m glad the aussies were spared

    • @TheKingOfRooks
      @TheKingOfRooks Рік тому +2

      I still just thought it sounded funny

    • @CompleteNewbie
      @CompleteNewbie Рік тому

      No matter how terrible, people somehow congregate to watch a Michael Bay movie. It's weirdly, compulsively watchable. There's always someone keen to watch the movie.
      ...it's hard to have a Baytime on your own.

    • @DarkachuWasTaken
      @DarkachuWasTaken Рік тому +2

      Kiwis also probably got it, I did. But we're basically east Australia anyway so probably doesn't count

  • @nosfonader8792
    @nosfonader8792 Рік тому +193

    Megan Fox should have been the main character. She was the only one who had knowledge of cars, actually had an arc, and felt like she actually changed from the start and at the end.
    Makalia mentioned a criminal dad, so Josh Duhamel (army guy) could have been that. He could have had a criminal past turned army dude as redemption for himself and his daughter.
    Leave out Sam and his family stupidity and it would have been fine

    • @russellharrell2747
      @russellharrell2747 Рік тому +57

      It’s funny how you can leave our whole chunks of these bloated disasters and they actually become better movies.

    • @nosfonader8792
      @nosfonader8792 Рік тому +43

      @@russellharrell2747 Megan Fox got screwed hard over these movies huh

    • @brin1034
      @brin1034 Рік тому +58

      Michaela Baynes is self insert for Michael bay
      Michael(a) Bay(nes)

    • @nosfonader8792
      @nosfonader8792 Рік тому +22

      @@brin1034 I somehow ever noticed that 🤣

    • @TraFClub
      @TraFClub Рік тому +7

      Cuz Transformers arc is about bots not about humans..

  • @dustintirey6122
    @dustintirey6122 Рік тому +41

    I had just re-watch all the Caravan of Garbage for the Transformers, like a week ago. Buuuuuuttt....since they placed them all into 1 video, I guess I'll re-watch them again! You win Mr. Sunday Movies!!!

  • @Mudboy44
    @Mudboy44 Рік тому +56

    Considering how much I rewatched these videos separately it’s almost like this video was made for me

  • @miguelhernandez1407
    @miguelhernandez1407 4 місяці тому +4

    The slow building drum roll when Mason is ranting about the stupid law scene is just 🤌🤌🤌

  • @noahstrube1027
    @noahstrube1027 Рік тому +76

    This long compilation is still somehow shorter than every transformers movie

  • @kevthepoet
    @kevthepoet Рік тому +66

    OMFG THEY MADE THE ANTHOLOGY ROAST! This was a hilariously dark or darkly hilarious period of the Weekly Planet Caravan of Garbage history 🤣😭

  • @user-pl3hw2nw7t
    @user-pl3hw2nw7t 5 місяців тому +3

    This is so much better than suffering through the actual films.

  • @fernandolopez-bw2wk
    @fernandolopez-bw2wk Рік тому +56

    The transformers movies will outlive us all

    • @XVNRX
      @XVNRX Рік тому

      W

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 Рік тому +4

      That is the saddest thing I've read all day, and I now dedicate my life to destroying all copies of these movies.

    • @bradleyrenfroe2776
      @bradleyrenfroe2776 Рік тому

      @@whiterabbit75 someone needs to sneak in and burn the original prints of the Bayverse movies. G, Beast Wars, Prime and War for Cybertron forever baby. Those embody the sprit of Transformers Lore. Michael Bay threw out all of the iconic beats between the robot characters that made the other versions so great because Bay decided the source material was too comic booky and would alienate the public unless it was more grounded and focused more on humans with everyday problems. They think these normies need to see themselves in Sam Witwhicky. Look Spike was the character that could be us but we don't need the entire story to be about this teen comedy / political thriller/ military drama with special guest appearances by the Transformers.

  • @dragoonraptor
    @dragoonraptor Рік тому +20

    finally i can do my monthly binge of these videos without having to individually click through them. thanks a lot 👍

  • @smacksalad
    @smacksalad Рік тому +12

    "No, no , no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no" is the only dialogue I remember from any of these films.

  • @DanMarinerMan
    @DanMarinerMan Рік тому +82

    I've watched all these videos already... you think just because you cram them together and upload them all at once I'm going to watch them all over again? Well, do you?! Cause you're bloody right! I'm halfway through already.

  • @psl6145
    @psl6145 Рік тому +8

    It's remarkable to me how hard nostalgia kicked in for the people who liked these movies that all of a sudden you have droves of Bay fans lamenting that Bumblebee and the new movies aren't meeting the "tremendous" standards of these films. And then you look back at them, and you genuinely have to wonder "how in good faith can anyone watch this shit and then walk away from it thinking they're legitimately good movies?"

    • @angelsunemtoledocabllero5801
      @angelsunemtoledocabllero5801 5 місяців тому +1

      I think there are good things in these movies that the new ones are missing like the amazing CGI and crazy energy. But they are stupid, nonsensical and poorly passed so, not a lot to miss here.

    • @Iloveyou-dz7mq
      @Iloveyou-dz7mq 2 місяці тому +1

      I wouldn't have a problem with rotb if it was not boring, that's literally the worst sin of a transformers movie, being boring, it happened twice with tlk being the first one being a such a borefest. Bumblebee's great, sucks that Travis won't come back tho.

  • @shaunbang
    @shaunbang Рік тому +8

    Honestly speaking, the first film for its amazing effects, sound design, action, etc. and most importantly brining the franchise to the big screens did quite an amazing job that was entertaining and not a bad film by any means. As a kid when it was released I highly enjoyed the first film but after that it was just downhill from there but the first film still deserves a lot of credit for groundbreaking things it did especially in terms of VFX

  • @johnb6736
    @johnb6736 Рік тому +21

    an hour and forty-one minutes of pure, unadulterated, bliss

  • @thecrowfather1919
    @thecrowfather1919 Рік тому +8

    I always felt that the reason optomus is so violent is signs of ptsd and signs of what the war has done to him. It always made the transformers were more living than just robots.

    • @RetroIsaac
      @RetroIsaac Рік тому +3

      But they don't DO anything with that. His character just resets at the end of each movie. Literally in Last Knights case.

  • @jaycob1830
    @jaycob1830 Рік тому +13

    Transformers 1 actually goes pretty quick for me, it seems like it doesn’t take long to get to the final battle. I can’t say the same for the others sadly

  • @svenlucasmittmann7556
    @svenlucasmittmann7556 Рік тому +7

    I love the "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!!!!" line.

  • @SnakeEater776
    @SnakeEater776 Рік тому +7

    I love how the decepticpns in 1 and 5 are polar opposites
    In the first movie they are a clear threat, i mean you have blackout wiping out the base at the start, brawl being an absolute unit taking shots for like half an hour and just not dying. You have barricade being genuinely scary at the start. Scorpononk gets hit by a fuckin air strike and is fine after almost killing the qatar base survivors. Starscream taking out the air force + knocking both ratchet and ironhide down at once and of course megatron completely shitting on jazz and almost killing optimus.
    Then you have the last knight decepticons who... are goofy and... die.

    • @SineN0mine3
      @SineN0mine3 Місяць тому

      I couldn't tell any of them apart in either...

    • @SnakeEater776
      @SnakeEater776 Місяць тому

      @@SineN0mine3 i mean half of them at this point are reused assets

  • @samueltheprideofafrikarobi9319
    @samueltheprideofafrikarobi9319 Рік тому +16

    Funny enough, when I saw Dark Side of the Moon for the first time and Alen Tudyk went full killer in the bar and the line "That's the old you" was spoken, I actually thought of his role as Alpha in Dollhouse series (which I'd seen for the first time just prior to this.) And his phyco-killer face and mannerisms in that moment mirrored his Alpha character so perfectly, that I thought it was a purposeful reference. Much how Nathan Fillion was constantly dropping cheeky Firefly references in his TV show Castle.

  • @trevorghalt1881
    @trevorghalt1881 Рік тому +44

    I'm glad they kept Peter Cullen as Optimus and got Frank Welker back as Megatron also these videos were great

  • @Levyathyn
    @Levyathyn Рік тому +52

    Michael Bay got started making commercials. And to this day, it still shows. He has this obsession, this deeply unhealthy need, to fill every second of the screen time in every movie he makes. He smears shit all over the screen, pumps out sound from every direction, moves the camera around so much. His filmmaking is the embodiment of every ADD joke I heard growing up as a kid 3d printed out and shot from multiple angles.
    This carries over, and describes every aspect of these films, where thanks to the incredible amount of CG, he had more freedom even over what characters looked like. His storylines are everywhere, and the design of all of the transformers in these films is the textbook definition of not just one term, but many: busy, over-wrought, messy, ugly, and distracting. No one looks like they should, and at a glance, it's just impossible to tell what the fuck you're looking at. There's a lot of cool in the first movie, but the better his career got, and the more freedom he got over these movies as they were made, the worse it all becomes.

    • @YaiphabaNgangom-u4g
      @YaiphabaNgangom-u4g 6 місяців тому +1

      You are wrong Michael Bay do not want to make the last 2 transformers movie s (AOE and TLK)
      He was pressured by the executive and his freedom was limited in these last 2 movies and they are the worst one of these franchise

    • @901Sherman
      @901Sherman 4 місяці тому +2

      @@YaiphabaNgangom-u4g He still chose to come back and make the last 2. If Bay really wanted to stop, he could've just said no and decided not to come back and just let someone else direct these movies but instead did the opposite (after seeing a theme park ride, no less). So he definitely shoulders part of the blame.

    • @YaiphabaNgangom-u4g
      @YaiphabaNgangom-u4g 4 місяці тому +1

      @@901Sherman yeah but most of the blame should be on executive who just took away the creative liberty bay have in those first 3 transformer movies

    • @pasta-and-heroin
      @pasta-and-heroin 4 місяці тому

      beautifully put, mate.

    • @SineN0mine3
      @SineN0mine3 Місяць тому

      ​@@YaiphabaNgangom-u4gnah, I don't think anybody at the studio gave a shit about the last however many transformers movies.
      Bay was forced to make them because they need the films to sell toys. He could still do whatever he wanted and fill the entire runtime with butts and explosions and that's what he did.

  • @AntiDecepticonCampaign
    @AntiDecepticonCampaign Рік тому +8

    Let’s have Peter Cullen and Frank Welker direct a transformers movie.... they’re getting older and If they had control I’d really like to see what that could be...

  • @sportschad
    @sportschad Рік тому +6

    Everytime I see one of M.Bay Transformers movie in theaters I am always like "WTF is going on!?". It's like no different than watch TV static.

  • @direcircumstances
    @direcircumstances Рік тому +12

    "I have a specific set of skills: I can turn into a truck!" 😂

  • @JossCard42
    @JossCard42 Рік тому +49

    I will say, I've seen Age of Extinction twice. First because I'd heard it was bad, and the second because my wife didn't believe it was that bad.
    I left with a headache both times. I just assume my brain was trying to turn itself off to save itself

    • @theendgame0967
      @theendgame0967 Рік тому

      Butthurts who can't even think to watch a fun movie because it's "too dumb"

    • @danielramsey6141
      @danielramsey6141 Рік тому +3

      Yeah, there is no explanation for why this film and the Last Knight was soooo Bad!
      Actually, we got plenty of explanation for that bullshit!

    • @firecubes4984
      @firecubes4984 Рік тому +9

      "This movie is bad because it gave me a headache". Top notch critique.

    • @benayers8622
      @benayers8622 Рік тому

      lol ur brain tried to self terminate

    • @SineN0mine3
      @SineN0mine3 Місяць тому

      I used to love bad movies but after seeing transformers moon party i changed my mind. I didn't think a movie could cause genuine pan and suffering but I was wrong.

  • @feedme100timesover
    @feedme100timesover Рік тому +13

    Finally, listen to these regularly. Their slow decent Into madness is enjoyable

  • @psykoticgamer4720
    @psykoticgamer4720 Рік тому +2

    Sometimes life is hard and you don’t know how things are going to turn out but every now and then you get to take sadistic pleasure from watching two mates go slowly insane watching movies about talking cars
    Funny thing too, is that being down is also called the blues, and harvesting joy from times when your down is where the term “blue harvest” comes from

  • @Yellow_Flannel
    @Yellow_Flannel Рік тому +10

    Maso: What’s the opposite of Transformers movie?
    Madman: Marriage Story

  • @heelmoxley365
    @heelmoxley365 Рік тому +9

    I like how Mark Wahlberg is just in the shadows of 3 of these movies getting ready to go even more ridiculous 😭

  • @sabrinamassastein
    @sabrinamassastein Рік тому +4

    The lack of Green Trivia in this video is jarring. I can't comprehend a time before Rodney and Blue Harvest.

    • @brin1034
      @brin1034 Рік тому

      Makes me miss the days when the humour was funny. You new fans fucked it for the rest of us.

  • @rafiyumahmood2446
    @rafiyumahmood2446 9 місяців тому +2

    31:48 had me dead.
    “Who’s going to stop them? The Jordanians??” was perfection

  • @shoutykenneth5115
    @shoutykenneth5115 Рік тому +3

    The idea of him doing a Mr Incredible "I've got time" at 01:16:29 is utterly hysterical to me for some reason.

  • @Dumbstuffwatcher
    @Dumbstuffwatcher Рік тому +7

    My friend and I walked out on Transformers 2 in theaters right after they teleported to Egypt, in favor of doing absolutely anything else, haven't seen any since, no regrets

  • @Alfonso88279
    @Alfonso88279 Рік тому +8

    The first movie was the only one I tried to watch. I was pretty invested in the alien mystery... until the aliens appeared and started rapping around like teens. I was so, so disappointed at that moment, you should have seen my face. I turned it off, I never watched another Transformers movie, and I feel that my life has been better for it.

    • @iiiisssssaaaaaacccccc
      @iiiisssssaaaaaacccccc Рік тому +1

      When tf they started rapping? I watch all of the bay transformers movie and none of it rapping.

    • @buff5081
      @buff5081 Рік тому

      Just watched them all and came here they rapped in none of them lol

    • @syedmohammedayaan4435
      @syedmohammedayaan4435 Рік тому

      DOTM was good tho

    • @buff5081
      @buff5081 Рік тому

      @@syedmohammedayaan4435 3 is my favourite and I enjoyed 1-4 but 5 was bad only liked the parts where I could see the transformers

    • @syedmohammedayaan4435
      @syedmohammedayaan4435 Рік тому +1

      @@buff5081 5 did so much right like get rid of stupid girlfriends, show cybetron, make optimus evil etc etc, and still fucked up cause of weird stupidity

  • @TripleXMango
    @TripleXMango Рік тому +11

    Mark Wahlberg visibly scared of the acetylene torch is one of the funniest things they’ve ever kept in a movie. Then he adjusts the universal choke but doesn’t actually properly adjust his gas to air mix, it’s perfect

  • @lifevest1
    @lifevest1 Рік тому +2

    Best thing about Dark of the Moon is the use of the Milwaukee Art Museum. The inside looks so much bigger on screen than in reality!

  • @K3end0
    @K3end0 Рік тому +14

    Rewatch your big series' in the form of these omnibus videos have been brilliant. I love rediscovering old jokes I've forgetting and experiencing absolutely classics like the "Romeo and Juliet clause" bit.
    You are truly great at making content, Mr Mr Sunday Movies

  • @E-MAN979
    @E-MAN979 9 місяців тому +1

    52:36 “He’s just a Lunatic” Really got me 😂

  • @Fritz131415
    @Fritz131415 Рік тому +7

    - Ben, which compilation do you wanna do?
    - No, no, nononono!
    - Ok, that works!

  • @adraino7345
    @adraino7345 Рік тому +2

    Ben Joker dancing was the best part

  • @ian3314
    @ian3314 Рік тому +5

    You described the series perfectly in the first 5 min. I could never put it into words this series and the MCU. They are Exhausting. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy them, but there are always 20 things happening at one time.. Thanks for an awesome video.

  • @tylerscott4619
    @tylerscott4619 6 місяців тому +1

    Never thought of the Dino bots like that but Optimus really was wilding

  • @jackieronimo8112
    @jackieronimo8112 Рік тому +8

    I feel really bad for the extra who got brain damage for dark side of the moon because she must have gotten even more brain damage after watching the actual movie.

    • @lucasoheyze4597
      @lucasoheyze4597 Рік тому

      She had brain damage, she probably loved the film

    • @jackieronimo8112
      @jackieronimo8112 Рік тому

      @@lucasoheyze4597 LOL

    • @janejanebobanebananafannaf2522
      @janejanebobanebananafannaf2522 Рік тому +1

      @@lucasoheyze4597 so because i like a movie i have brain damage? Thats messed up bro

    • @pasta-and-heroin
      @pasta-and-heroin 4 місяці тому

      @@janejanebobanebananafannaf2522 we don't think its good you got brain damage, we're on your side mate. it IS messed up!

  • @Jack-sy8mr
    @Jack-sy8mr Рік тому +27

    So Bay had them pour water on Fox while in a bikini and she was 15, then he made Wahlberg’s daughter 17 and dating a 20yo....
    I’m very concerned for the little girl in the 5th movie😳

    • @Kutomi1
      @Kutomi1 Місяць тому

      Idk what you're talking about, Megan Fox was 21 when the movie came out, and probably 19 or 20 while it was being filmed
      So she was never 15 in any of the movies

    • @Jack-sy8mr
      @Jack-sy8mr Місяць тому +1

      @@Kutomi1 well I wasn’t talking about transformers 07, she was in bad boys 2 and would have been 17 _possibly_ 16 when filming that (idk why I put 15, thank you) point being she was under age and Bay’s seems creepy

  • @ikeduno7973
    @ikeduno7973 Рік тому +3

    This vid is wild. It hits all the 'well that did suck' notes while showing full respect to all involved. Hits weird. ...better subscribe just in case.

  • @ScarletCharlotte
    @ScarletCharlotte Рік тому +3

    1:33:30 That made me watch the film for Cogman alone. I love a weird robot. And he was great.

  • @shauntaylor9717
    @shauntaylor9717 Рік тому +7

    One thing that I've noticed in the first film is that Barricade is never killed off and just disappears

  • @DeckHD
    @DeckHD Рік тому +10

    I think the Transformers series drove you two mad enough and produce some of your best banter. The Mission impossible series too especially the first one. But your commentary for each Transformers movie is just 100% funny talking points that sums up Caravan of Garbage to a tee.

  • @YT-op6oc
    @YT-op6oc Рік тому +19

    Heck yh! Love this version of transformers with all my heart but I also love these videos on them. It's a great laugh and they're what brought me to the channel.

  • @stefanpp1155
    @stefanpp1155 Рік тому +3

    More like "Transformers 4: Age of Consent", am I right?

  • @beauhavercroft2637
    @beauhavercroft2637 Рік тому +2

    "It was a cartoon?"
    What great timing.

  • @esbenm6544
    @esbenm6544 Рік тому +6

    Liking the Transformers movies is the absolute apex of bad taste in movies imo. Tell me you like Star Wars prequels, DC movies, Indiana Jones 4, I wont think much of it tbh. But tell me you like Michael Bay's Transformers and I lose all hope.

  • @jeremyengleman
    @jeremyengleman Рік тому +1

    This is more entertaining than all 13 Michael Bay Transformers "films" and shorter than any of them.

  • @GoingGonz
    @GoingGonz Рік тому +4

    Also need a Megan Fox “you know what?…” compilation. She sort of improvs it into a lot of her lines in the movie. 13:30

  • @electrodeboy
    @electrodeboy 4 місяці тому

    For the fifth movie especially, this is just James and Maso explaining what was in the movie and it’s HILARIOUS!

  • @TheThreeeyedMan
    @TheThreeeyedMan Рік тому +18

    We love and appreciate ya Ben, keep up the awesome work man. 💯👌🏾

  • @vp_wrld
    @vp_wrld Місяць тому

    I truly don’t know how people dislike transformers 1 & 2. Absolute classics. Probably seen both 50 times

  • @ChrisColmenter
    @ChrisColmenter Рік тому +3

    Lets not forget that the first movie claims that the transformers learned English through the Internet. But the 5th movie claims that they were working with humans way before the internet existed.

    • @blueminitour541
      @blueminitour541 6 місяців тому

      Yeah i guess they learned english through humans in the templer times but when optimus came they learned it quicker through scanning the internet

  • @ShelledKyle
    @ShelledKyle 7 місяців тому +1

    Every once in a while I watch this video just because I can

  • @saulrapley7979
    @saulrapley7979 Рік тому +7

    I’ve been waiting on this compilation for such a long time, but now that it’s in front of me I’m not sure I’m ready

  • @lueysixty-six7300
    @lueysixty-six7300 Рік тому +1

    14:22 'This looks like a cool place to kick it!"
    - I've NEVER forgotten that lame line!
    It's SUUUCH an eyeroll moment !

  • @connercone
    @connercone Рік тому +4

    Missed opportunity not having the G1 scene transition as the inbetween for each movies. Other than that great video

  • @starkishathebisha
    @starkishathebisha 2 місяці тому

    I come back to this weekly. Endlessly entertaining

  • @michaellombardi1620
    @michaellombardi1620 Рік тому +54

    The most excruciating cinema experiences I’ve ever had. Each time. I loved them as a kid, and an adult. Just not these awful awful movies

    • @esbenm6544
      @esbenm6544 Рік тому +8

      They were not getting me back there after the first one. I fell asleep in the theater. It was a pretty noisy movie but I was tired and did not connect with the story at all. Falling asleep was the best part.

    • @tfuniverse1651
      @tfuniverse1651 Рік тому +4

      I loved these movies as a kid as well, it’s how I discovered the franchise I love to this day. Seeing them in theaters was a amazing as a kid. But yeah I can’t say I love or even really like these movie today (TF1 and DOTM are the best of the Bayverse though). TLK was legit one of the worst movies I’ve seen (even Bayverse fans hate it). But I still think they have great moments in and designs I really like in them. So I’ll still be buying toys from them. But even when the films are bad I’ll still be there to see them (ROTB, animated 2024 film) because I love this franchise so much.

    • @SineN0mine3
      @SineN0mine3 Місяць тому

      ​@@esbenm6544i forget which sequel i was dragged to but i fell asleep in one of them too. Definitely the highlight for me as well.

  • @stevenparker9911
    @stevenparker9911 15 днів тому

    THANK YOU!!!
    I’ve always told my friends the main reason I don’t really like the transformers movies is because I never know what the hell is going on in any given fight

  • @WaterMeLoan64
    @WaterMeLoan64 Рік тому +3

    I completely agree with everything that you said regarding Mark Walberg.

  • @SierraMonstera
    @SierraMonstera 7 місяців тому +1

    I like how heavy the car sized transformers are. They're clunky and kinda slow and there's weight to their movement.

  • @russellharrell2747
    @russellharrell2747 Рік тому +29

    Lindsey Ellis said once in her Transformers 2007 video that it was very easy to forget the events of these movies because your brain just stops processing all the shit. Did bumblebee pee on a guy? I can’t remember but I guess it happened.

    • @charlesplante
      @charlesplante Рік тому +1

      Yeah? What's she doing now? Drinking herself to death and being salty that white men exist?

    • @russellharrell2747
      @russellharrell2747 Рік тому +2

      @@charlesplante eh, maybe. I don’t care enough to follow the exploits of the former Nostalgia Chick after she showed she couldn’t take the same shit that every other semi-popular YTer has to endure.

    • @wyndgrove9452
      @wyndgrove9452 Рік тому +12

      @@russellharrell2747 Her video essays are well worth a watch, and then a rewatch: They're perceptive, funny, and engaging, and I strongly recommend them to anyone.

    • @SpiritWolfeMoon
      @SpiritWolfeMoon Рік тому +2

      He did pee on a guy... there was no reason for it, it just happened and it was dumb and pointless and I hated it.

  • @andyArt5
    @andyArt5 Рік тому +1

    What we do in the shadows introduced us to the horror or energy vampires. Transformers introduced us to the horror of competency vampires!
    Well done!

  • @nobodyexceptme7794
    @nobodyexceptme7794 Рік тому +10

    It's crazy seeing how much of this is really just American propaganda and was driven to promote Car Sales the same way the original cartoon was done for toys

    • @brin1034
      @brin1034 Рік тому

      Literally every US movie is just blatant propaganda..
      ‘This is the best superhero. His power is not that he has superpowers, it’s that he’s the most pure human soul on earth. His name is captain America’..
      Have you seen their WW2 movies?? They literally pretend they won WW2 alone.. the US was literally SAVED by Russia UK and China.. but muricans all grew up in Cold War America, propaganda is literally all they know.

  • @timd3469
    @timd3469 Рік тому +1

    First ad right before the "no no no" compilation?
    Well played.

  • @DinoKaiju1227
    @DinoKaiju1227 Рік тому +4

    A correction, Lockdown came from Transformers Animated first.

    • @letsgodown1270
      @letsgodown1270 Рік тому +1

      This comment needs more likes & needs to be way higher in the comment section.

  • @ryandowney8743
    @ryandowney8743 Рік тому +2

    Now THESE are movies truly deserving of the title Caravan Of Garbage.

  • @matthewboggs9382
    @matthewboggs9382 Рік тому +4

    Really enjoying this compilation. More of these please.