The Hobbit Trilogy - Caravan Of Garbage
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- Опубліковано 3 січ 2024
- In 2012 Peter Jackon returned to the world of Tolkien by following up on his enormously successful Lord Of The Rings trilogy with The Hobbit. But instead of one movie or even two movies it's three very long and excruciating movies in An Unexpected Journey, The Desolation of Smaug and The Battle of the Five Armies. Though not without their bright spots including the stellar cast other odd choices like frame rates, additional side stories and the kneecapping of the New Zealand Film Industry really buried what could have been a terriffic return to Middle Earth. Thanks for watching this compilation of videos you may have already seen
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In spite of these movies many flaws, Martin Freeman was very well cast as Bilbo
He’s just playing Tim from The Office. If you’re familiar with that the whole trilogy is a bit of a farce, it’s hard to not see him as Tim.
They only hired him because the movie was over budget and they needed a Freeman
@@RileyDiaWould've been fun if they'd gone with Morgan Freeman
He definitely did that one thing he’s made a career out of, being awkward yet charismatic lol
Maybe I’m influenced from his other roles, but I feel like Martin Freeman doesn’t have that same kind of inherent optimism and joyfulness that the hobbits in the LOTR trilogy did. He seems a bit more reserved and cynical. But again this could just be me knowing the actor’s personality rather than the performance.
glad i have another hour long trilogy review video to wake up to at 3AM after falling asleep to caravan of garbage lmao.
It’s always either the transformers or iron man video I always wake up to 🤣
@connorheads4328 yeah that's all I get after watching CoG. Transformers or Iron Man
@@connorheads4328Tem o do Quarteto Fantástico.
@@JJJBunney001at this point I could probably repeat it word for word
transformers or rami spiderman for me haha@@connorheads4328
Did I recently watch these separately? Yes, yes I did. Will I rewatch this? Yes, yes I will.
I'm sure I had a life once.
I just rewatched them a few weeks ago. Gonna watch this entire thing right now.
IMO, the main problems with the Hobbit movies are (a) the overextended dull action scenes, and (b) the cringy stuff from the book that they couldn't leave out. Remove these elements and you'd have a much better trilogy, because there is lots of other stuff in the movies that is excellent.
Same 😂
Smaug is not the richest fictional character ever. $62 billion is pretty good, but compared to Black Panther's $90.7 trillion, that's chump change!
i love these compilations because they’re so much easier to fall asleep to
I actually did fall asleep in the cinema during the first one.
Same!
this and the transformers episode are my bedtime lullabies
I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE
dude I am so happy to know I'm not the only one who starts the Brosnan Bond, Raimi Spiderman, or TF series compilations and fall asleep to the beautiful Aussie tones of James and Maso
Gandalf’s original catchphrase was “I pity the fool” but it got changed.
Gandalf was obviously miscast. Definitely should have been Mr. T.
"I pity the fool of a Took"
The character was originally going to be named Mr G
"Don't Give me no Jibba-Jabba"
I still maintain that "Wearing hard hat in case of trebuchet" is the best gag insert that Ben & Laurence have ever done.
"Christopher Lee was a million years old when they filmed this and if they put him on a plane he would have died"
True though
@@TacticusPrimethey didn’t say it wasn’t true
In fact he died not even 2 years later.
I got so obsessed with these videos when they dropped that they single-handedly sparked a year long tolkien hyperfixation that changed my life so it’s so nice of y’all to make this compilation just for me
Thank u for sharing your special present with us all bc this video came along just in time for my regular tolkien hyperfixation to return 🎉
I know a real human woman who named her actual, human child Smaug. Because of the films, not even from the book.
This is the true desolation of Smaug.
Tbf it's a pretty cool name, guy will grow up to make a great hedge fund manager
@@vincentadultman6226i can see the headline now "smaug destroys whole coast of California with big gas leak"
Then he got bullied in school and shot with an arrow.
@@SergioLeRoux that wouldn't do much though, you need like a special iron arrow to kill him
Honestly I feel like that circles all the way around from being "oh no" back to being kinda sick? It's so lame that it might actually be rly cool
Watched a video about this just yesterday. Tolkien actually changed the Riddles in the Dark scene after The Hobbit was already published. Originally, Gollum just gave the Ring to Bilbo because he won the game. But, later on Tolkien decided that he wanted to do something more with the Ring and with Gollum's character progression it became unlikely he'd ever give it up willingly.
The Tolkien edit Is the best version of the hobbit trilogy. Fixes most of the issues
I will never get over them casting Luke Evans as Bard, when he looks so much like Orlando Bloom that Legolas should have been asking Thranduil if there was anything he needed to confess about some visits to Lake Town.
They... don't look similar.
They have some very vague similarities like slim face and jaw shape but that's about it.
You say that, but when my nearsighted self saw Bard my first thought was 'oh hey its the guy from Pirates of the Caribbean'
Y'know, ignoring the obvious reason he couldn't be
Every moment with a “read the book” cutaway has me cackling all over again. So good.
I understand not being able to get through LOTR but finishing the Hobbit, but he says he quit after he gets to the first song...
THE HOBBIT HAS A SONG ON EVERY OTHER PAGE
'When he screamed 'blue harvest'' kills me every time
When Viggo Mortensen kicked the helmet he actually shouted: ‘ RODNEY!’ but it was overdubbed in ADR 🎧
I love that we all use these to fall asleep too
I am once again on my knees, begging for the fifth element caravan of garbage!!!
Maybe they don't want to do it right now
Once again, I am on my ass, praying for the glory of MULTI-PASS
Man, I have literally left this same comment. I'm glad I'm not the only one. James & Maso! Please give us a Caravan on Fifth Element!
But why? Why are you trying to force them to do it? Why is it so important to you? Strange, strange folk.
Luc Besson Trilogy that with Lucy and Valerian.
After watching this I now need to morn once more for the passing of the Blue Harvest and Green Trivia bits. Thank god this was before the guy shouting Rodney, I don't think I could have taken it.
Mourn*
It’s a shame that we didn’t get any more Tintin movies because of this. That Spielberg one was incredible
The editors argument between Ben and Laurence on what song James and Maso were talking about was hilarious
Man, I really miss the Blue Harvest running gag.
Im glad you guys talked about why these looked so bad. That super crisp detail, you said it best it makes it feel like youre in the room with the characters. I remember seeing my uncle's huge new el3d hd ultra k high def whatever, and it felt like the people were there in the room and it was just gross and uncanny
I get the same feeling on HD TVs when people don´t have the movie-filter on.
I'm honestly so glad that I randomly found this channel a year ago. Only time a ever click a notification so quick is when I see a caravan of garbage 😂
Dear Mason,
One reason the songs, "Take it Easy" and, "Hotel California," sound so different could be because "Take it Easy" was originally written by Jackson Browne who lived next door to Glen Fry. Browne never finished the song so he gave it to Fry who finished writing it and recorded it with The Eagles. Jackson Browne eventually recorded his own version as well.
Blue harvest and green trivia, all that’s missing is Rodney 😢
What is it about these two where every time they repeat a bit, it somehow never fails to get funnier and funnier when it should start getting old?
A pro tip for getting through any Tolkein novel: skip anything in italics. Tolkein put in those pages (and pages, and pages) of Elvish poetry as a prank. Obviously pranks were somewhat different before UA-cam was invented. Every time anyone reads all the italics, Tolkein's ghost is all "lol lol lol jk".
The Hobbit movies hold a special place in my heart, even though so much of them just doesn't work. I grew up obsessed with the LOTR movies, watched them dozens of times, but never got to experience them in theaters as I was a kid when they came out. So having THREE new movies coming out that would take me back to that world was a miracle to me. I waited all year for the premiere, I saw each Hobbit movie at least 3 times in theaters and would rewatch them endlessly at home, buy the LEGO sets and just obsess over them. Rewatching them now, they really aren't that great. But I can't help but love them just the same❤
I watched all three of these videos for the first time 2 hours ago and JUST now they decide to upload this supercut.... thanks mr sunday for ruining my life
Some day, when you're older, you'll appreciate the masterful trolling they gave you by waiting for you to finish the three separate videos before uploading this one.
I like the idea that Smaug eradicated thousands of dwarves because he wanted their cannoli machine for himself
“I will not part with a *single piece of MY cannoli machine!!* “
Smaug the stupendously hungry
“You would have shit bricks!” Title card joke with the visual was pure gold. Gentlemen of class.
Good lord the last Blue Harvest bit in this is incredible.
lol, that tangent at 20mins lol, was cleaning my nails and had to look up. made my morning
I remember watching all three of these in the theater and all three times thinking, why was this any more than two movies?
Apparently one of the reasons films in high frame rates can look really fake is that the closer film motion is to reality (ie a frame rate that is closer to imperceptible) for us, the higher our brains set the "bar" for accepting the reality that is presented. So films running at 24 fps, whereby the frame rate is perceptible, also serves a secondary purpose of detaching the film from reality just enough that the mind gives what it sees on screen a little bit more plausibility.
I agree, and it's the same for film grain, which they now try to recreate with digital filters.
@@ThreadBomb As a fervent film grain devotee, I agree. When studios try to remove grain, they are literally removing the image. Grain is to film image as pixels are the digital images. If you can see grain on a UHD 4K Bluray, it's great! You can actually see the film. Grain removal is akin to "brush stroke" removal for a painting.
I remember one of my friends and I favorite thing from the last one was how everything was “bred for war” it became a running joke in my friend group. “What are these for?“ “they’re only for one thing…. War!”
Happy to have my first CoG compilation since starting to watch them be the hobbit trilogy! Had some major feelings of dejavu for second.
God these old eppisodes and the classic blue harvest joke. Gets me every time 😂
I choose to believe that right after they sat down to start filming james said "I'm gonna mispronounce Legolas and Aragorn's name every single time, don't react I wanna read the comments"
Theres a fan edit that makes them all a single 1-2 hour movie, it's pretty good.
There are a few dozen different fan edits following different themes. Every one of them is better than the originals. My favourite is "Back Once Again" that is 2½ hours long. Here's the full list of them:
The Dwarfed Edition
The Tolkien Edit
There and Back Again (Killstein)
There and Back Again (A Hobbit's Cut)
The Hobbit: An Expected Edit
The Angry Cut
J.R.R. Tolkien's The Hobbit (Maple Films)
The Spence Edit
The Hobbit Recut
The Bilbo Edition
The Two Hour Edit (Fiona)
The Hobbit Biblical Cut
The Osom Fanedit
Billy Batson's The Hobbit
The Jobilt Edition
The Little Hobbit
The Hobbit: A Cut of Roast Mutton
There and Back Again: The Composite Edition
There and Back Again: A Hobbit's Tale (The Skuta Cut)
The Hobbit: Bloat Free Edition
The Hobbit Abridged (Hunt)
The Hobbit: Wizard Cut
The Hobbit Book Edit
The Hobbit: Back Once Again
The Hobbit: A Musically Enhanced Fanedit
The Hobbit: Bread & Butter Edition
The Hobbit: An Unextended Journey
The Hobbit: The Anti-Cringe Cut
The Hobbit (TimeTraveller edit)
The Hobbit (M4 Book Edit)
The Hobbit - There, and Back Again (Ed Edit)
The Cardinal Cut
The Hobbit: Prelude to the Lord of the Rings
The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Edits
@@d.-_-.b wait what, seriously these exist? :D
Guess I'll have to do some digging!
I never knew that Viggo Mortensen screaming “Blue Harvest” as he broke his toe was the reason that Star Wars used the phrase as its working title. I always thought it was just a coincidence.
Hey wait a minute... I've seen this
Honestly, I always thought that considering all the production hell these movies went through - they turned out pretty decent. It's a small miracle they were completed at all...
The Zelda music in this one was a great touch!
The irony of me having been up all night to have the first few words of this video be “we are well rested”
Im always up for Caravan of Garbage at 5AM
"He's bloody off the chops mate !''
What are the odds that Bilbo not only finds the one ring but also the archenstone? That’s some next level fate shit right there 😂😂😂
Didn't know how much I missed the blue harvest bit 😂
When you was talking about the round abouts and the fact that here in America we don't use them as much as other countries is so very true because when the town/city I live in put a couple round abouts in a new section of roads for the interstate the people lost their minds trying to figure out how to use the round abouts properly lol they caused so much chaos people were actually fist fighting over these roundabouts it was so funny
Same, my hometown had to put out a jingle on the radio to tell/teach people how to use them 😭
The Hobbit trilogy is frustrating because there ARE traces of a better movie in there! The "Riddles in the Dark"-scene with Gollum was great and straight out of the book, Martin Freeman is great as Bilbo, Ian McKellen is wonderful as Gandalf as always, Smaug looks fantastic and there are some rare good heartfelt moments especially between Bilbo & Thorin and Bilbo & Gandalf. If they had kept it as one or even two movies, and relied on miniatures and costumes instead of CGI, it could have worked.
You'll be glad to know there are many fan edits which cut these down to one decent movie.
A super long conversational episode based on The Hobbit trilogy? I don't know if I should be excited or terrified... I choose to be terrified! AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Literally what I would give to have a Guillermo del toro hobbit, literally perfect for the idea
It would have been worse.
@@ThreadBombright? All these goofy character designs and quite a bit of the story choices are from him. Peter Jackson basically walked in on a studio of finished costumes, sets and character designs and just had to work around it.
@@dafunkbacktodapunk909which story choices exactly? The original plan was having two films until obvious studio interference caused them to make three for more coinage. Honestly I think studio interference is the biggest problem regardless of director
@@ColeBresnehen the Dol Goldur storyline was Del Toros idea to put in the movie, as was Tauriel as a semi replacement of Bard. He wanted Smaug to look more like a snake and wanted “feathery” looking scales. All awful choices.
@@dafunkbacktodapunk909 you could refute what I said instead. I’m not saying his version would be better gooberhead, just that the movies were bound to fail since they were created by studios and not creators. Tauriel alone isn’t an issue, hamfisting a love story during reshoots is. If Jackson was allowed to make them like LOTR, with proper preparation, I’m sure they would’ve been great but instead the machine demanded movies within a year, that’s why there was no preproduction.
“You’re laying the tracks directly in front of the train”
I’m glad someone else mentioned it bc I was starting to think I was the only one who remembered reading abt Smaug’s Italian cannoli slaves in the secret bonus chapter of The Hobbit that I swear totally exists!
Even though the studio got super greedy and exploited the franchise by stretching it to a trilogy, there was still some good. I remember genuinely enjoying Bilbo & the first movie, then feeling strung along and rolling my eyes halfway through the second. Then just being mad by the cliffhanger ending that could have taken 15 minutes to show smaug burning the town and dying. They could have easily just made it 2 movies...by the time the third came out I didnt care, or even really know what they were supposed to be doing. Lots of pointless filler in the movies for padding. They knew audiences would show up just like star wars. I still think The Hobbit is better than the Sequel Trilogy.
As an American, I wholeheartedly accept the comparison of our military to Sauron's army.
Lmao I literally just finished watching the hobbit trilogy last night so this is impeccable timing 😂😂
Meanwhile the animated Rankin/Bass version is still my favorite.
Blue Harvest joke...You haven't aged a day.
Riddles in the dark was wayyy better in the book.
The water, the boat, the darkness…
Yet, Jackson thought it’d be good to have him crawling over rocks again. Crap.
This edit is the best way to start the year 🎉
wish I were well wested.
i absolutely love when the editors line james and maso's conversation up with movie clips like at 39:42
Didn’t realize I was watching reruns until Blue Harvest 😂
Still watched it all.
I’d watch it again if you reuploaded it in a week.
I love these movies and love these CoG's.
I just watched through all of these last week.. but I won’t let that stop me from watching this now
As a child I never watched any lord of the rings movies. So my cousins and I would go Christmas shopping with our grandma and watch a movie in cinemas and the movie they chose that year was battle of 5 armies so the only thing that was more entertaining than starting with the finale movie in a 6 movie series but also watching my 74 year old grandma who doesn’t understand anything fantasy try to figure out what is going on. 😂
I rewatch your videos anyways, I’m more than okay with you squishing them together!
“Just say some medieval stuff.” 😂
Laughs per minute was way up on this one! Love you guys.
Lord have I been waiting for this
I remember going to see the battle of the five armies when I was younger and towards the end of the movie the fire alarm went off, so we got free tickets to see it again so I got to sit through that twice.
A Jekyll shout-out?!? I loved that show, and nobody ever talks about it! Nice
It will never NOT irritate me that fantasy movies/TV shows describe Dragons - have 4 legs and wings but every depiction of them is a Wyvern, with two legs and wings with fingers/claws. I will die on this hill.
weird hill to die on, but at least you are dead ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
5:32 this reminds me of how projects like Gemini man where they were filmed in crazy high framrates it causes a bunch of issues for makeup and cgi because suddenly all the little mistakes and stuff you dont normally notice are blatant because they're literally getting seen more than they usually are
I think three female ‘characters’ are mentioned. Galadriel, Lobilia Sackville-Baggins, and Fili/Kilo’s mother, who is unnamed. JRR just had the hardest time believing women could do anything.
At the time he grew up, women weren't really allowed to do anything (compared to men, anyway).
@@ThreadBomb I mean, we had the vote by the time he wrote this, and women had kept the country running during WW1 almost entirely on their own. He would have been there for both of those and well able to remember them, his lack of female characters was more a him problem.
@@ThreadBomb that's not true at all??? he just didn't write many women characters, it's fine
We do have roundabouts in US thank you very much and my favorite thing is to watch everyone not know how to use them like it's 2001 A Space Odyssey
BLUE HARVEST!!!
I rewatch Caravan of Garbage so much that it doesn't even bother me that you just stitch them together and call it a new video
*BLUE HARVEST!!!!*
Loved The Hobbit book as a kid. Never could make it through The Two Towers.
Are you kidding? I just watched a Rings of Power episode, the show that cost a BILLION dollars. The HOBBIT is a masterpiece of cinematic triumph. It’s all relative brothers.
For another Caravan of Garbage I’m begging please do Detroit Rock City. Good god it’s such a trip
"And in the book it's revealed his wife took it all in the divorce, so he doesn't have any of that stuff" 😂
It’s back baby blue harvest will never die
The hobbit movies are my guilty pleasure comfort movies(mostly because of lotr). Sure sure sure theyre all around, all together maybe ..."not that good". Some of the moments and the tone though hit on a different level. The beginning with Frodo and the almost quote for quote of the good morning scene. The troll scene brought to life. The second movie was rather good. Yeah it didnt stick the landing but the over all tone and theme of accepting a journey and wild ride it takes you on and as much as you want to get home and it was tiring...the journey is still all you talk about and think about
Richard Armitage aka Sexy Dwarf also does a podcast show for Wolverine where he voices Logan. Also he was in an old BBC Robin Hood show where he has a ton of eyeshadow the entire series 👍
That Robin Hood show was so good! My mother was very invested in his character for reasons I as a child couldn't fathom 😅
Garbage is right! Follow up the greatest cinematic trilogy of all time with this tripe!
Check out my Hobbit trilogy edit on my channel!
@@edharris7735 no!
These recaps end up actually being better content when you want to go back through Caravan of Garbage. So Ha! You thought you were being lazy in a bad month but actually you provided me with a service!
There is a fan edit that trims these three movies down to 1 movie that is pretty much ONLY the things from the book. Any way you guys would consider reviewing that one? it's basically a highlight reel of these three movies but it's only around 3 hrs long and completely watchable and enjoyable.
In the defense of The Hobbit I do have to touch on what James said about who cares if Smaug joins Sauron. While Sauron does have many flying creatures at his disposal, none can compare to the destruction Smaug could cause. On top of it all, Smaug is practically invulnerable unless you hit him in his only weak spot. Rohan/Helms Deep would have been nothing for Smaug and he could''ve easily changed the fate of Middle Earth.
Yeah, i think Maso is underestimating how valuable Smaug would be to Sauron, as the last sentient dragon on middle earth. Getting him would be like getting a Stradivarius Kazoo, sure he's no Ancalagon, but he's still a Dragon, the last of Morgoth's great creations
The weird Chickens the Nazgul ride come nowhere close to eclipsing smaug, even the eagles soundly countered them, even with their riders by them. But Smaug is an nigh-impenetrable, fire breathing fortress with one chink in his mail. Sauron would win simply by having Smaug by his side
I think a better analogy for Smaug joining Sauron would be adding a F-22 raptor to a medieval army
I miss learning about the working titles of movies.
Literally finished the trilogy yesterday, the video was made for me 😂
The arkenstone. Its blue. The story is literally a three movie saga about how it was harvested, lost, and they’re going to re-harvest it from a Dragon. Blue harvest.
It feels too easy this time.
Agreed Martin Freeman was perfectly cast, my only gripe is that I'm constantly thinking in my head that Martin Freeman and Bob Mortimer are the same person. Not saying they're not, I've never seen them in the same room together, but everytime I see Bilbo, I think gee Bob is looking good.
this is week 1 of me asking mr sunday movies to watch bridget jones's diary
Collins wya my man I need the best of 2023
6:37 Whose house? Frodo's house! (Run DMC reference)
Thanks again