Matteo Lane & Nick Go To The Scariest Haunted House

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  • @redique
    @redique 10 місяців тому +39

    "I feel like im at a Sia concert" I literally laughed out loud.

  • @Silversky1113
    @Silversky1113 2 роки тому +1967

    Nick chastising the actors and trying to lecture them while he and Matteo wear adorable costumes had me rolling.
    Best comedic duo on UA-cam.

  • @drewcareymore1798
    @drewcareymore1798 2 роки тому +1753

    I hope you took Nick to Olive Garden afterwards to relax 😂

    • @toxxicx
      @toxxicx 2 роки тому +56

      not after their last olive garden video

    • @neldormiveglia1312
      @neldormiveglia1312 2 роки тому +22

      I mean... Judging by their taste for Greek traditions, I doubt Nick would be able to relax lmao.

    • @AYFKMRN
      @AYFKMRN 2 роки тому +38

      One plate crash and Nick is seen in the ER with an IV bag and EKG.
      You cannot be serious.

    • @jeaniehorton5964
      @jeaniehorton5964 2 роки тому +4

      Good one!!😂❤

    • @sarahtaylor7737
      @sarahtaylor7737 2 роки тому +13

      @@AYFKMRN wasn’t there 2 plate crashes? The second one really finished him off 😂

  • @Dbsiee
    @Dbsiee 2 роки тому +826

    random ladies: “we have buzz lightyear and woody to protect us🥺”
    nick: “we are certainly going to be of no help.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 got me

  • @JuQui228
    @JuQui228 2 роки тому +643

    “We can’t walk three feet without you people ruining this!” Me going out in a well populated area.

    • @PIE123441
      @PIE123441 11 місяців тому +1

      Same honestly lmaoooo

  • @BJWolfe
    @BJWolfe 2 роки тому +1584

    Being a scare actor for so long, Nick is just blood in the water for us. He’s the type of guest that is so much fun to mess with and talk about him with other scare actors.

    • @Kimberly34584
      @Kimberly34584 2 роки тому +78

      I agree! I used to know a scare actor and he loved when people would react/engage like that

    • @Sethger
      @Sethger 2 роки тому +20

      How did you get into the job? Are you an actor?

    • @clairepettie
      @clairepettie 2 роки тому +40

      I'm glad to hear it because I'd worried it was the opposite. Some of the actors looked like they didn't know how to react. It does seem like a fun job, however difficult it might be to avoid CoVid variants in close quarters with an audience like that.

    • @BJWolfe
      @BJWolfe 2 роки тому +33

      @@clairepettie oh yeah. Last year, our final night, I somehow got COVID from one of the guests. Even though I was boosted (still am), I was out of commission until Thanksgiving.
      This year was vastly different (and a lot more fun).

    • @BJWolfe
      @BJWolfe 2 роки тому +35

      @@Sethger I was asked to in 2000 and it was fun. Didn’t think anything of it. Fast forward to 2016, my partner, Mark, suggested we should try out to be scare actors for Knotts Scary Farm’s sister park, ValleySCARE (Valleyfair). And it was like riding a bike. When you get that first scream, it’s addicting. I scare acted at three different haunts since then. This year was different because I was hired to be a main character in the land I was in for a more family friendly event. It was a big paradigm shift, but I had so much fun!

  • @kristoferprepelica6749
    @kristoferprepelica6749 2 роки тому +1255

    I can't imagine a better person than Nick to visit a haunted house with! LOL

  • @wearethebobs
    @wearethebobs 2 роки тому +390

    Nick & Matteo pause to acknowledge chic wall treatments in the haunted house is just fantastic.

  • @jktosh
    @jktosh 2 роки тому +426

    Omg... Matteo busting out Mariah when Molly screamed killed me

    • @JaJaM.C.
      @JaJaM.C. 2 роки тому +10

      YESSSSSSSS 🤣😂🤣

    • @hellokatiedoll
      @hellokatiedoll 2 роки тому +4

      That was my fav part of the whole video lmaoo

    • @jazzkartton498
      @jazzkartton498 2 роки тому +3

      Im on a train right now and cackled out loud

  • @wille5080
    @wille5080 2 роки тому +697

    “Omg! It’s Chris Evans!” That dude just made Matteo’s day. 😂

    • @sndrakim2156
      @sndrakim2156 2 роки тому +9

      after watching nick& matteo at Olive garden i was obsessed. I world go to olive garden work nick any day,!!!!!!!!!

    • @emmetstone1660
      @emmetstone1660 2 роки тому +4

      When did he say that?

  • @iuliaradu8172
    @iuliaradu8172 2 роки тому +380

    Matteo is using Nick as a shield. True friendship right there.

  • @michellemichellemichelle
    @michellemichellemichelle 2 роки тому +691

    I know Matteo is the professional comedian, but Nick is the funny one lol. I could watch Nick dramatically experience anything. Please send him on a Louisiana swamp tour.

    • @hellokatiedoll
      @hellokatiedoll 2 роки тому +40

      LA SWAMP TOUR lmaooooo what an incredible fuckin idea. I would die of laughter

    • @AYFKMRN
      @AYFKMRN 2 роки тому +24

      Nick is the set-up guy- seriously how has Netflix NOT given Nick a special yet? They’re just a hot mess express lately, Matteo could singlehandedly rescue this dying brand.

    • @LetThemGrumbIe
      @LetThemGrumbIe 2 роки тому +1

      That would be awesome.

    • @clementinetufts3454
      @clementinetufts3454 2 роки тому +44

      They are a duo. Matteo is the straight man in these bits. He sets Nick up to be funny. Not a competition, a team.

    • @darthdaddy3071
      @darthdaddy3071 Рік тому +16

      Matteo is the Robin Williams to Nick's Nathan Lane

  • @jazzyw540
    @jazzyw540 2 роки тому +221

    “Ma’am I’m gonna need you to give me three seconds. Count to the three” 😂 Nick is just gold I knew this was gonna be good after watching the olive garden video 😂

  • @Shawn_hdx
    @Shawn_hdx 2 роки тому +290

    The 'Yvie Oddly?!?!' took me out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @howdyshell123
    @howdyshell123 2 роки тому +293

    Matteo breaking into Italian at 5:50 was perfect.

  • @mysticseraph2213
    @mysticseraph2213 2 роки тому +432

    After seeing Nick's dramatic responses to the plates dropping and breaking at Olive Garden, I just knew we were in for a scream-fest. Wasn't quite expecting him to finish up sounding like he'd chain smoked a packet of cigarettes and downed a fifth of whiskey, though 😂

    • @aldranzam3456
      @aldranzam3456 2 роки тому +5

      my favorite was him just stuck saying oh oh oh oh oh no jesus oh oh oh!!!

    • @TheBadromance16
      @TheBadromance16 Рік тому +3

      Sounding like Darlene from the Wawa 😂

    • @missbeahaven1935
      @missbeahaven1935 9 місяців тому +1

      This did not disappoint!

  • @Missjv2915
    @Missjv2915 2 роки тому +100

    "I think I handled that well." I'm dying! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @gilly3531
    @gilly3531 2 роки тому +112

    "Your BrEAath!!!"...he/she took that one personal. Like, that is not even part of a costume. 😂

    • @xSCHEF
      @xSCHEF Рік тому +3

      I woUldNt
      Well… actually

  • @johngatti4089
    @johngatti4089 2 роки тому +392

    Everybody needs a Nick. Matteo and Nick have me full on tears and snot LOL. "Holy Shit Biscuits" I'll be watching this one on a loop for days.

    • @petermarcet4929
      @petermarcet4929 2 роки тому

      The best

    • @simplicitylost
      @simplicitylost 10 місяців тому

      At least when it comes to going through haunted houses, I am the Nick. My friend group thinks it’s funny but I get jump-scared easily.

  • @stevengauthier6142
    @stevengauthier6142 2 роки тому +89

    "The Lohan's have been though alot" - Matteo Lane 2022. That shit took me out ☠

  • @freyjabrigid
    @freyjabrigid 2 роки тому +235

    My favorite observation is that whether it’s a haunted house or walking down the street to get groceries, Nick’s level of … uuhhh Nickness … is 100% consistent 😂

  • @jasonmarks80
    @jasonmarks80 2 роки тому +129

    "Jesus, cock sandwiches" is now my go-to phrase that I yell. Thank you both for being incredible humans.

  • @StrangeVizion
    @StrangeVizion 2 роки тому +153

    “I would like you to not know me.” 😂 Nick is a riot 😂

  • @ZombieVoldemort
    @ZombieVoldemort 2 роки тому +65

    “I’ll see your ass in hell too.” 😂😂😂

  • @lauriemaxwell1171
    @lauriemaxwell1171 2 роки тому +83

    “Don’t threaten me with a good time”. Everyone needs a Nick in their life.

  • @wackyshxt
    @wackyshxt 4 місяці тому +12

    When Nick said "no way you're a doctor, maybe a nurse practitioner" killed me 🤣

  • @joelsmith5461
    @joelsmith5461 2 роки тому +44

    JESUS MOLLY, WE'RE NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM YET!!! LOL

  • @edwinjrpinney4651
    @edwinjrpinney4651 2 роки тому +177

    “Last time I was double team in a hallway wasn’t like this”
    Nick is soooo hilarious.

    • @audreynelson3997
      @audreynelson3997 4 місяці тому

      Definitely wasn’t with two women either 🤡🤣

  • @JaJaM.C.
    @JaJaM.C. 2 роки тому +40

    "It's too much! YOU'RE DOING THE MOST." 😂🤣😂🤣😂 NICK HAD ME ROLLINGGGGG...

  • @BroadConcept
    @BroadConcept 2 роки тому +86

    Nick does not have a lick of charm when talking to other people. But what he does have is the most hilarious reactions 😆

  • @thedavidj1996
    @thedavidj1996 2 роки тому +111

    Alternate title: Nick being sassy and saying oh my god for 11 minutes

    • @morddas
      @morddas 10 місяців тому

      I’ll watch it! 😂😂😂

    • @Individualthatisabsorbant
      @Individualthatisabsorbant 3 місяці тому

      Or: Woody and Buzz return to Sid's Room: Horror Edition.

  • @AdrianaCuevas17
    @AdrianaCuevas17 5 місяців тому +10

    I can’t with Nick as Woody…..with his lil black purse 😂

  • @sixvidios7677
    @sixvidios7677 Рік тому +11

    "Well there's no God in you that's for damn sure." and "Yvie Oddly??" sends me. I am in tears over these two 😭😭😭

  • @joshuaweiss1249
    @joshuaweiss1249 2 роки тому +157

    Nick is so ambiently funny xD

  • @geekyvixen
    @geekyvixen 2 роки тому +104

    "Jesus, let me get down the stairs!" That's me at a haunted house.

  • @gingervitis6663
    @gingervitis6663 Рік тому +4

    8:17 When you get a free sample at Costco so good that you put on an elaborate disguise to get another one. But the staff still recognize you...

  • @roseslime713
    @roseslime713 2 роки тому +203

    The actors absolutely ate that up. I would feel so uncomfortable just having a clown cry and scream in my face, let alone 3 of them.
    Surprised there wasn't a "You've got a friend in me" joke from Nick, but it doesn't matter, this video is gold!
    Happy (early) Halloween! Now onto my rewatch of the scary godmother...

  • @gdebat
    @gdebat 2 роки тому +21

    "I think I handled that pretty well" - Nick

  • @debrasouza4342
    @debrasouza4342 2 роки тому +57

    The "jesus! Shit biscuits!" Had me pissing my pants!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love haunted houses, but I act just like nick!

  • @gillmorevanderhaus
    @gillmorevanderhaus 2 роки тому +21

    "Yvie Oddly?" 😄

  • @hellokatiedoll
    @hellokatiedoll 2 роки тому +35

    Nick is freaking hilarious at all times. Literally anywhere. And Matteo constantly breaking into song even in such a scary and high stress environment SENT me 😂. I love this pair omg

  • @donjamesanderson
    @donjamesanderson 2 роки тому +97

    Ok. You guys need your own show. I'm rolling on the floor here.

  • @farfle
    @farfle 2 роки тому +39

    OMG, Nick carries on in the tradition of Charles Nelson Reilly and Paul Lynde! This was absolutely hilarious!

  • @nirik8823
    @nirik8823 2 роки тому +41

    Statler and Waldorf the early years 😂 my stomach hurts, im crying, this is SO good. Nick is so funny and Mateo dying laughing at him makes it so much funnier.

  • @SarahLeaf
    @SarahLeaf Рік тому +28

    How Matteo is just laughing at Nick and protecting him the whole time🤣

  • @hergar5780
    @hergar5780 2 роки тому +37

    I love the way Matteo is just a spectator in Nick’s show, this guy « oh my god » is so funny 😂

  • @sierrabrown6144
    @sierrabrown6144 2 роки тому +55

    PLEASE start a podcast together. You all are so fn hilarious!

  • @mafbranch23
    @mafbranch23 2 роки тому +38

    Nick has the greatest phrases literally ever 🤣 Matteo's laugh is amazingly contagious! I would love to hang out with these two just people-watching

  • @kristenmurphy4122
    @kristenmurphy4122 Рік тому +8

    I love that the hat stayed on whole time.

  • @JonTheJotter
    @JonTheJotter Рік тому +11

    My favorite part was when Nick yelled “Awoh my gaaaaawd” 😂. He’s so funny and Matteo’s impression of him is so on point.

  • @goodymiller
    @goodymiller 2 роки тому +35

    This was everything I needed in my life today. I could literally watch you two read the phone book and it would bring me immeasurable joy. I beg you, please take Nick to an amusement park and drag him onto the biggest coaster you can find.

  • @scooneil
    @scooneil 2 роки тому +4

    1:54. Slayed me with the impromptu Mariah Carey bit, hahaha.

  • @blondeedm
    @blondeedm 2 роки тому +32

    You two are hysterical together! I love watching your reactions to Nick! Love you Matteo!

  • @Morgawayne
    @Morgawayne 10 місяців тому +4

    Came here after Matteo refered to the scary house in a I Never Liked You podcast. 😂😂😂 It's hard to scare me and I love to see people getting scared, I would love to go here with Nick!! 👻🤡🔪

  • @iuliangheorghita1716
    @iuliangheorghita1716 2 роки тому +25

    Nicks commentary was EVERYTHING. 😂

  • @JoelGonzalez-ud7qo
    @JoelGonzalez-ud7qo 2 роки тому +54

    Gotta respect what it takes to run a good haunted house...even if it's similar to what's offered on Grinder...

  • @yo.momma_og
    @yo.momma_og 2 роки тому +50

    Nick had me in tears! 😂 Especially when he said “it sounds like I smoked seven packs of cigarettes!” 💀🤣

  • @joyanna9433
    @joyanna9433 2 роки тому +12

    Nick is such a unique character. I love him and love the weird love/hate dynamic between you two.

  • @Felktl09
    @Felktl09 2 роки тому +26

    I never clicked on a video faster. Give these two a show.

  • @wizardfromthewest
    @wizardfromthewest Рік тому +5

    Omg Matteo is right. Nick sounds just like Squidward I'm pissing myself.

  • @Me-wx1mt
    @Me-wx1mt 2 роки тому +21

    just judging off of Nick's reaction during the *battle at olive garden* I knew this would be a good one

  • @scottallen9947
    @scottallen9947 2 роки тому +11

    This made me laugh so hard. Almost as much as the Olive Garden video. You are beyond hilarious together! Thanks.

  • @onthisspotwithjohnbert3847
    @onthisspotwithjohnbert3847 2 роки тому +19

    Ten minutes of non-stop hysterics. Nick in a haunted house is almost as funny as Matteo laughing at Nick in a haunted house.

  • @amberrene5507
    @amberrene5507 2 роки тому +15

    Matteo just hiding behind Nick the whole time was killing me.. if I cant use them as a human sheild I dont want it 🤣

  • @islot40
    @islot40 2 роки тому +11

    Absolutely hysterical 🤣. "OH my God; why, why, why!?" I actually snorted 😅🤣🤣😂. So funny. You need to make this a yearly offering!

  • @joelsmith5461
    @joelsmith5461 2 роки тому +19

    OMG this was freaking hilarious!!! We all knew that Nick being easily startled by noises would have us laughing our asses off at every time he got scared, but who knew that with each OH MY GOD he'd shout that he'd also be critiquing all the haunted house actors performances LOL. It was like watching an angry chicken running for his life though a KFC slaughter house while verbally bitch-slapping everyone in his path LOL

  • @oliviacorona7563
    @oliviacorona7563 2 роки тому +10

    Nick's is soo funny. I love how he kept you laughing the whole way through lol

  • @stephpopiela3351
    @stephpopiela3351 2 роки тому +7

    This is seriously the best thing on UA-cam. So funny....Oh my God!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @garysanford6630
    @garysanford6630 2 роки тому +20

    This was absolutely hysterical! Thanks, guys!!

  • @LatinaChef1986
    @LatinaChef1986 2 роки тому +9

    This was freaking hilarious! You two are a riot!!! 😆😂🤣😭 But, now, every time I hear Nick’s voice, I hear Squidward.

  • @AmiableAimee
    @AmiableAimee 2 роки тому +13

    Nick screaming "why why why" at 5:25 made me think he and Mateo would make a great Nancy Kerrigan and Tonya Harding for Halloween next year...or maybe just brunch next week. Whatever man, there's no bad time to dress like an ice skater.

  • @Zumzizeroo17
    @Zumzizeroo17 3 місяці тому +4

    “You again? WE JUST SAW YOU!” 🤣🤣

  • @parkerjett
    @parkerjett Рік тому +5

    4:49 Nick - "JESUS COCK SANDWICHES!!!"
    words to live by.

  • @dianachann
    @dianachann 4 місяці тому +2

    "I would like you not to know me" 😂😂😂

  • @AlienKissy
    @AlienKissy 2 роки тому +72

    I watched in hopes that these two would give me courage to go to the haunted house my lovely friends are forcing me to go to on Halloween....still scared haha

    • @Jvich
      @Jvich 2 роки тому +5

      You got this :-) - I get so nervous every time my friends drag me to a haunted house but once you’re in there it goes by so fast and it’s a lot of fun ! And the feeling after is actually rewarding :)

    • @ambur1595
      @ambur1595 2 роки тому +4

      The nerves before tend to be more scary then the event itself. Trick your brain into expecting the worse and its never that bad in the reality of it. It's also a good adrenaline rush and a level of excitement because you went through one. Just be sure to not hit or kick the scare actors, I have almost done it a few times since that's how I react

    • @joshuarosario1203
      @joshuarosario1203 2 роки тому +2

      I go through them literally screaming at everything. But then i laugh. Just know, nothing will happen to you and noone will touch you.

    • @dogdonut3
      @dogdonut3 2 роки тому +4

      When people jump out and you don't like how scary they are or how close they are just yell, "you dropped your phone" It'll work to get them to break character and look around at least once, and you can scuttle off to the next terror.

    • @CCela1608
      @CCela1608 2 роки тому +1

      Go with somebody who will hold your hand. I went for the first time with a friend who is a total G in the haunted house and it was great because I was having a heart attack but they were smiling hahaha

  • @MissBlueEyeliner
    @MissBlueEyeliner 2 роки тому +3

    I just have to say thank you so much for putting that warning at 2:48, I’ve gotten caught out with photosensitive epilepsy so many times, I really appreciate the thoughtfulness

  • @justgreat79
    @justgreat79 2 роки тому +3

    "The Lohan's have been through a lot... Evie Oddly?"

  • @rbtobi
    @rbtobi 2 роки тому +6

    when the two of you get together = pure comedic genius magic! LOL

  • @MasonJar13
    @MasonJar13 2 роки тому +3

    Nothing is more terrifying than an overcrowded maze of New York actors

  • @videoexpert101
    @videoexpert101 2 роки тому +2

    "Nick that's a nice thing to say, the Lohans have been through a lot" LMAO (7:30)

  • @mstraction
    @mstraction 2 роки тому +9

    Nick the realtor is hilarious....Oh my god....Matteo you are so lucky to have him as a friend...

  • @BrandeeM
    @BrandeeM 3 місяці тому +2

    Matteo doesn't even get a chance to be scared, too busy laughing at Nick 😂

  • @enchantro
    @enchantro 2 роки тому +14

    This was HILARIOUS!🤣

  • @emmarie2930
    @emmarie2930 8 місяців тому +2

    Love the camera person being scared around 3:23

  • @funfunster
    @funfunster 2 роки тому +14

    We're doing shots every time Nick screams "OMG!" Needless-to-say, we're all on the way to the hospital with alcohol poisoning.

  • @earth1ntruderbxl
    @earth1ntruderbxl 4 місяці тому +2

    next Halloween, Nick should be dressed as Dame Maggie Smith

  • @Airtimejunke
    @Airtimejunke 2 роки тому +8

    After that Olive Garden episode I was preaching this would happen but wasn’t sure if he would actually do it. 😂great job guys 😂so good😅

  • @bakedmilk
    @bakedmilk 2 роки тому +2

    how is no one talking about the Fire Island line at 4:38, I YELPED

  • @kjdnyhmghfvb
    @kjdnyhmghfvb 2 роки тому +5

    GIVE THIS MAN HIS 3 SECONDS! RESPECT THE BOUNDARY!

  • @margohall-snyder972
    @margohall-snyder972 10 місяців тому +1

    So glad I watched your podcast today just so I could piss myself laughing at this video 😂 I love you guys ❤

  • @QueerlyBeloved386
    @QueerlyBeloved386 2 роки тому +5

    Just what I wanted - more Nick and his dramatics, love him.

  • @brendarolph-teisan4085
    @brendarolph-teisan4085 19 днів тому +1

    I. Absolutely. Laughed. My. Ass. Off.

  • @janetgorman8149
    @janetgorman8149 2 роки тому +4

    Nick..."jesus shit biscuits..."...I almost peed myself laughing......that was fantastic!

  • @Sugarskulls_forever
    @Sugarskulls_forever 2 роки тому +2

    LMAOOOOOO NICK OMG "Is that sh1t or blood on your shirt?!"

  • @lesleyanderson41
    @lesleyanderson41 2 роки тому +5

    Nearly peed my pants laughing between Nicks reactions and Matteo muttering in Italian!😂😂

  • @RichNDNGuy
    @RichNDNGuy 7 місяців тому +2

    Nick though!!! I coukd watch him and Matteo all day!!

  • @PauloNavarro
    @PauloNavarro 2 роки тому +5

    7:48 "Yvie Oddly?". Haha

  • @clairebarth3019
    @clairebarth3019 8 місяців тому +2

    The OH MY GODDDD sends me every time

  • @ABlueDahlia
    @ABlueDahlia 2 роки тому +4

    you two. so chaotic and i love it

  • @brodypereira970
    @brodypereira970 4 місяці тому +1

    "Honestly not the worst date I've had" when I tell you I spit my espresso out 😂