Strange Pokémon Breeding Pairs

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  • @jackkahler2116
    @jackkahler2116 8 років тому +3709

    Honedge mating with a Rock type gives a whole new meaning to "the sword in the stone".

    • @eraaaa.
      @eraaaa. 8 років тому +212

      You sir/lady just made my day.

    • @MadameTeqi
      @MadameTeqi 8 років тому +173

      Jack Kahler You are singlehandedly making me rename my next Aegislash Excaliperv

    • @meatballman137
      @meatballman137 8 років тому +29

      Jack Kahler Ayyyyyyy

    • @kittenlover9995
      @kittenlover9995 8 років тому +39

      Jack Kahler oh god

    • @MoriyanTheGreat
      @MoriyanTheGreat 8 років тому +16

      Jack Kahler yup

  • @melldotexe5209
    @melldotexe5209 8 років тому +927

    For shits and giggles I placed Zangoose and Seviper in the Daycare in White, and it was definitely hilarious when I found an egg.

    • @8o8g91
      @8o8g91 7 років тому +111

      Some Random Person I still find it weird that pokemon fuck while at daycare... Scared to ever let my children go to daycare.

    • @Dexuz
      @Dexuz 5 років тому +30

      @@TheNamelessOne-o4v I mean yeah in the case of Ghost types or things that definitely doesn't have sexual organs I guess it could be magic
      But for Pokemon like Salandit and Salazzle which their Pokedex entries literally confirms a harem I don't think its that innocent.

    • @its_clover2
      @its_clover2 5 років тому +1

      FUK-

    • @hamham4904
      @hamham4904 5 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @tijanamilenkovic3425
      @tijanamilenkovic3425 5 років тому +5

      They are Romeo and Juliet

  • @HarrisonSW
    @HarrisonSW 5 років тому +1678

    “Yea I lost my virginity to a lamp”
    -Gardevoir

  • @cryptosuchus2445
    @cryptosuchus2445 6 років тому +1177

    Ok so..
    Stunfisk and Gardevoir is a possibility..
    But Nidoking and Nidoqueen is not..
    *I have questions*

    • @cryptosuchus2445
      @cryptosuchus2445 6 років тому +51

      I know that Nidoqueen can't breed in the first place (for some reason?) but still..

    • @Candycanestore
      @Candycanestore 5 років тому +21

      Don't question Pokemon logic

    • @ninjayoshi8020
      @ninjayoshi8020 5 років тому +35

      @@cryptosuchus2445 It was probably an accident in Gen 2, swapping Nidorina and Nidoqueen's egg group with Nidoran Female's.

    • @luisa1903
      @luisa1903 4 роки тому +7

      probably cause (white)rhino females need a group of other females to breed but probably because gamefreak fucked up

    • @eb3yr
      @eb3yr 4 роки тому +2

      @@cryptosuchus2445 Nidoqueen is in the undiscovered egg group for some reason

  • @May-li6od
    @May-li6od 7 років тому +1019

    Zangoose: I hate you
    Serviper: I hate you too
    Zangoose: let's make babies
    Serviper: yes

  • @ianthecoolthief6226
    @ianthecoolthief6226 4 роки тому +363

    GameFreak designing Pokemon: *Patrick looking in a microscope*
    GameFreak designing Pokemon egg groups: *Vector rubbing a keyboard with his ass*

    • @Gnolte
      @Gnolte 4 роки тому +10

      Now in gen 8 ralts line is also human-like group

    • @ΚΩΣΤΑΣΛΕΠΤΟΚΑΡΙΔΗΣ
      @ΚΩΣΤΑΣΛΕΠΤΟΚΑΡΙΔΗΣ 4 роки тому

      @@Gnolte Aw rlly? that's sed

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 4 роки тому +2

      Cant believe people never figured this out, except me.
      Cant believe people never figured all this breeding-stuff out,
      before Birdkeeper Toby did made a Video that says the Truth.

    • @TheOtherGuyInTheComments
      @TheOtherGuyInTheComments 4 роки тому +1

      Oh yeaaaah

  • @mewmewtwo8845
    @mewmewtwo8845 8 років тому +331

    Pokekid:Where do baby's come from?
    Pokemom:I DONT KNOW

  • @miyakosuzushima
    @miyakosuzushima 7 років тому +780

    TheAuraGuardian: "Every Pokemon fan knows that Wailord can breed with Skitty."
    Me: "...." *hides in a corner out of shame*

    • @SwagLazy
      @SwagLazy 5 років тому +27

      Someone in the other corner: YOU SUCK

    • @uni5396.
      @uni5396. 4 роки тому +6

      I DONT EVEN PLAY THE GAME AND I KNOW-

    • @ARCHIVED9610
      @ARCHIVED9610 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @TheSlipperyNUwUdle
      @TheSlipperyNUwUdle 4 роки тому +1

      😂 new to “hot skitty on wailord action”?

    • @Fr0staX
      @Fr0staX 4 роки тому +3

      *grabs whip* SHAAAAME!!! SHAAAAAAAAME!!!

  • @minttea2917
    @minttea2917 8 років тому +297

    Hilariously you can find Zangoose in a horde of serviper and they attack each other XD

    • @tattersthebat6253
      @tattersthebat6253 8 років тому +51

      Also, if a Corsola calls for help, there's a chance that a MAREANIE will appear. It be like: "Hello There! Die!"

    • @minttea2917
      @minttea2917 8 років тому +22

      Link8304 - Gaming in Hyrule Imagine that happens if you happen to have a shiny zangoose or corsala and it faints.

    • @dikraelnemr2004
      @dikraelnemr2004 7 років тому +8

      You can also find a serviper in a horde of zangoose

    • @thezombiecatgamesnmore655
      @thezombiecatgamesnmore655 6 років тому +4

      BHal Hansen
      That’s happened to me before. I *REALLY* wanted to catch the Zangoose but the Servipers killed it ;-;

    • @mrsigmagrinder8737
      @mrsigmagrinder8737 6 років тому +5

      @@tattersthebat6253 Also Carbink can call sableye who attacks it

  • @pinkduskstone1543
    @pinkduskstone1543 8 років тому +185

    Wailord can mate with Wishiwashi, its *FOOD*! You know who else breeds with their food? Mareanie/Toxapex with Corsola, and Talonflame with Pikipek and Wingull!

    • @its_clover2
      @its_clover2 5 років тому +4

      Breed with FOOD.

    • @chalkwarrior5542
      @chalkwarrior5542 5 років тому +4

      Isn't that what mantises do?

    • @MoostachedSaiyanPrince
      @MoostachedSaiyanPrince 5 років тому +4

      You know what else breeds with food? Jason Biggs in American Pie.

    • @cosmic-cookies
      @cosmic-cookies 5 років тому

      Wailord can also breed with Diglett. wtf

    • @ciaran9738
      @ciaran9738 5 років тому

      Talonflame eats Pikipek and Wingull? Ew.

  • @that1crane
    @that1crane 8 років тому +178

    I can say that I made a lamp fuck a tree in an officially licensed Nintendo game, the wonders of the Pokemon world.

    • @craftykittygaming7820
      @craftykittygaming7820 8 років тому

      We don't know how eggs get made. It's probably magic.

    • @lemmykoopaling2663
      @lemmykoopaling2663 8 років тому +4

      +CraftyKittyGaming They touch butt's

    • @Djstudiosgold
      @Djstudiosgold 8 років тому +4

      Yeah well I made a gun turtle fuck a gun crawfish. I breed guns.

    • @lemmykoopaling2663
      @lemmykoopaling2663 8 років тому

      Lol

    • @VolutoEighto
      @VolutoEighto 8 років тому +2

      Bleach my brain. Bleach my brain. Bleach my brain. Know what, fuck that. Give me bleach so I can drink it.

  • @gradyoneill4987
    @gradyoneill4987 7 років тому +341

    Female Rogenrolla, male Honedge. "Sword in the stone"

    • @silvadaicefox3936
      @silvadaicefox3936 5 років тому +11

      Escaliver

    • @its_clover2
      @its_clover2 5 років тому +13

      They f**k like the sword in the stone.
      *F**KING SWORD IN THE STONE*

    • @arthurthekyogre9155
      @arthurthekyogre9155 4 роки тому +4

      Funny thing is that if you take the name Rogenrolla, take out "Rogen" and one L, you get a brazilian slur for dick

    • @ARCHIVED9610
      @ARCHIVED9610 4 роки тому +2

      Arthur, the Kyogre why us.

    • @thatguygonzo6937
      @thatguygonzo6937 4 роки тому +1

      This is cursed

  • @kingm6324
    @kingm6324 7 років тому +313

    nidoking and nidoqueen can't breed.
    Warlord and Skitty can?
    im done.

    • @stormshadow2470
      @stormshadow2470 4 роки тому +10

      @Anakin Skywalker he is the lord of war

    • @johnbailey5835
      @johnbailey5835 4 роки тому +7

      @@stormshadow2470 yes.
      He has the ultimate move for war:
      *SPLASH*

    • @n3no2
      @n3no2 3 роки тому +2

      WTF IS WARLORD

    • @silly_.rabbit2
      @silly_.rabbit2 3 роки тому +1

      "WARLORD"

  • @SadatEverything
    @SadatEverything 5 років тому +310

    Recent Fact: Gardevoir is now also part of the Human-like Egg Group as of Sword and Sheid

    • @Garbo_trashcan
      @Garbo_trashcan 5 років тому +63

      It took them 5 generations to fix that, nice.

    • @Poptomist
      @Poptomist 4 роки тому +37

      Now I can put gardivour with my ralts.
      Wait a minute

    • @soulhoney1908
      @soulhoney1908 4 роки тому +11

      @@Poptomist WHYYYYYY

    • @themurderouswildgoose
      @themurderouswildgoose 4 роки тому +14

      Now we can do gallade/gardevoir incest...nope that’s worse

    • @microwave8931
      @microwave8931 4 роки тому +8

      @@themurderouswildgoose it's far too late to stop that

  • @caylinmeridith7808
    @caylinmeridith7808 8 років тому +556

    Ditto is a mew that got ran over by a steamroller

    • @djtheshadow1907
      @djtheshadow1907 7 років тому +4

      Caylin Meridith i

    • @AVSplays
      @AVSplays 7 років тому +11

      Wrong . Ditto was a failed mew experiment when threw away most of them turned into a trubish . When some escaped some turned into where a weezing ( because of toxic gas ) or a grimmer ( acid ) the rest who made it out where still ditto's

    • @r_r9894
      @r_r9894 7 років тому +23

      AVS PlaysROBLOX It was a joke.

    • @myleso7437
      @myleso7437 7 років тому +8

      Ditto is mew taking a piss

    • @atomix1876
      @atomix1876 7 років тому +1

      Cool

  • @determineddaaf3
    @determineddaaf3 6 років тому +105

    How to blow up the daycare: Magcargo+Weezing should do the trick. Or Magcargo will just melt Weezing... and probably melt the daycare as well...

    • @ΚΩΣΤΑΣΛΕΠΤΟΚΑΡΙΔΗΣ
      @ΚΩΣΤΑΣΛΕΠΤΟΚΑΡΙΔΗΣ 4 роки тому +5

      how to destroy the daycare: Just put a Wailord with anything there

    • @itsartjoms9126
      @itsartjoms9126 4 роки тому +1

      @@ΚΩΣΤΑΣΛΕΠΤΟΚΑΡΙΔΗΣ Wailord with a ditto and It transforms into Wailord lol

  • @TheItalianoAssassino
    @TheItalianoAssassino 8 років тому +256

    I bet there is fanart with a Seviper and a Zangoose having hateful sex somewhere on the Internet.

    • @ICANTTHINK1124
      @ICANTTHINK1124 8 років тому +4

      TheItalianoAssassino probably

    • @pinkduskstone1543
      @pinkduskstone1543 8 років тому +1

      Mareanie/Toxapex also eats babies! Corsola babies, to be specific!

    • @moomootatater5674
      @moomootatater5674 8 років тому +1

      i found so much of this on agnph

    • @carlosrosado6130
      @carlosrosado6130 8 років тому +6

      DarkStone94 actually the toxapex line can breed with corsola,it's prey! probably something like this
      toxapex:why did they put me here with you? I am your natural predator!
      *corsola looks at its description which includes it's egg group* i don't KN-WAIT!
      *corsola runs up to toxapex* WHAT'S YOUR EGG GROUP?!
      uhh water 1 (the rest of you can piece it together)

    • @festivalyuuta
      @festivalyuuta 8 років тому +11

      TheItalianoAssassino I think there already is...

  • @averageundertalehaterwhois3347
    @averageundertalehaterwhois3347 7 років тому +137

    Why Scrafty is in the Dragon egg group and not the Human-like egg group confuses me to no end.

    • @Scraggy-hb2ut
      @Scraggy-hb2ut 4 роки тому +5

      I am a fierce adorable dragon that’s why
      Edit: oh yeah Scrafty... it was once a Scraggy

    • @Malayan-dude-69
      @Malayan-dude-69 4 роки тому +3

      @average undertale hater who is also a mr saturn it is a lizard like thing that makes sense as a dragon egg group

  • @chrisdome6
    @chrisdome6 8 років тому +233

    1:38 POOR EEVEE.

  • @tailbolt8483
    @tailbolt8483 5 років тому +46

    3:26 killed me.
    “A Cloud” XD

  • @Bushforg
    @Bushforg 8 років тому +313

    Am I the only one thinking it's insane a GIANT LAND SHARK (Garchomp) CAN BREED WITH A TINY ELECTRIC SHEEP (MAREEP)

    • @darkwebfarting5656
      @darkwebfarting5656 8 років тому +10

      Mr. Dude grarcmop is a ground type GROUND TYPE
      marep is electric GROUND IS ELECTRIC'S ONLY WEAKNESS

    • @F1rstNameLastName
      @F1rstNameLastName 8 років тому

      Tepig fun Pokemon channel what does that have to do with anything?

    • @bellazonna6510
      @bellazonna6510 8 років тому +5

      Think about it....a POKEMON can breed with a pokemon who type it's weak to......garchomp could SWEEP THAT SHEEP!! Creepy....so that's why mega garchomp looks like a murderer.....he does it to little mareeps...

    • @JasonNewstedsBass
      @JasonNewstedsBass 8 років тому

      what the fuck

    • @JasonNewstedsBass
      @JasonNewstedsBass 8 років тому +2

      WHY STUNFISK FUCK

  • @beachballssideaccount
    @beachballssideaccount 6 років тому +59

    Actually a Feebas and a Tyrantrum breeding isn't so weird if you think about it. A female Tyrantrum for example would lay its egg, then a male Feebas would fertilise it like male fish do in real life. If the genders were the other way around it'd make less sense then.

  • @ciaran9738
    @ciaran9738 5 років тому +111

    Zangoose and Seviper
    Sensing a Romeo and Juliet vibe.

    • @lucarionite452
      @lucarionite452 2 роки тому

      they hate each other so they always wrestle at night said the innocent ekans

  • @BlueWolfZero
    @BlueWolfZero 7 років тому +237

    Wailord: I live underwater!
    Diglett: I live underground!
    Wailord: Let's make babies!
    How is that even possible?!
    Wailord, a 47 foot whale and Diglett, an 8 inch mole can breed. What else is new?!

    • @its_clover2
      @its_clover2 5 років тому +31

      Seviper: I hate you.
      Zangoose: I hate you to.
      Seviper: let's make babies.

    • @acidace9239
      @acidace9239 5 років тому +3

      You don't wanna know. Let's just say it includes popping out from under something.

    • @Beckerheads06
      @Beckerheads06 4 роки тому +7

      His massive schlong would crush skitty

    • @BlueWolfZero
      @BlueWolfZero 4 роки тому +1

      Babu Frik Please don’t start.

    • @microwave8931
      @microwave8931 4 роки тому +6

      @@Beckerheads06 But why do we always assume the wailord is male? What if the wailord is female and the skitty is male?

  • @OmegaCKL
    @OmegaCKL 7 років тому +787

    Sylveon can breed with Lucario
    Sylveon.exe has stopped working

  • @ammoniadroplets7723
    @ammoniadroplets7723 7 років тому +61

    I have a Male Salamence and a Female Gyarados... well, that's a good source of Egg Moves.

  • @ianthecoolthief6226
    @ianthecoolthief6226 4 роки тому +28

    Here's my theory: In Pokemon Sword and Shield, Type: Null's Pokedex entry states that the files for how to clone it got leaked from the Aether Foundation. Perhaps the same thing happened when Mew was attempted to be cloned, resulting in Ditto. And once they found out how useful Ditto was for breeding, it's files got leaked and scientists were mass producing Ditto's at such a high rate that some of them escaped and could be found amongst wild Pokemon.

  • @crispyhottakes
    @crispyhottakes 5 років тому +74

    6:48 “Would Magikarp just flop on the Salamence?”
    Stop.

  • @TheAuraGuardian
    @TheAuraGuardian  8 років тому +689

    Who is this Dobbs person you people speak of? Never heard of him :p

  • @BoltBlades12
    @BoltBlades12 8 років тому +142

    Of course ditto can't breed with itself. That's basically the definition of masturbation XD

    • @tackofall2399
      @tackofall2399 8 років тому +2

      what!? XD TOO FAR

    • @BoltBlades12
      @BoltBlades12 8 років тому +1

      +Jovanni Pesante just saying

    • @tackofall2399
      @tackofall2399 8 років тому +1

      soahcthegod2012 I know

    • @DeBOMBs88
      @DeBOMBs88 8 років тому +4

      +soahcthegod2012 I kinda perfer ditto and ditto mate... then ditto and a robot metagross! how does that even work? metagross doesn't even have a pussy lmao!!

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato 8 років тому +3

      wouldn't that make any breeding pair with the same Pokemon masturbation?

  • @sukievw
    @sukievw 8 років тому +133

    Dittos come from when you mix pink yogurt with a Pokémon

    • @CyanSkyAnfall
      @CyanSkyAnfall 7 років тому +1

      Sukie W. oh I get it. It's like the Tardis situation. The reason the Tardis doesn't change appearance anymore is simply because The Doctor likes how it is. So one day long ago a Ditto saw some strawberry yogurt and was like "Woah! That shit is awesome! I'm just gunna be this for the rest of my life!". And since all Dittos are basically clones of each other they all had the same thought. Though I suppose some of them saw blue berry yogurt instead...

    • @theluckygamer10
      @theluckygamer10 7 років тому

      Sukie W. LOL

    • @aeonhizkicastaneda187
      @aeonhizkicastaneda187 7 років тому

      Sukie W. true i guess XD

    • @hevi0
      @hevi0 7 років тому

      no its when you call pink yogurt a pokemon and say it has magical powers

    • @littlesharkgameing3593
      @littlesharkgameing3593 7 років тому

      I mean 😂 lol yup

  • @ninjagingerbread9113
    @ninjagingerbread9113 7 років тому +86

    muk: LETS MAKE BABEHS
    Gardevoir: ew no
    Muk: I DON'T CARE
    Gardevoir: are we even in the same egg group...
    Muk: yes now let's make babys
    Gardevoir: ...WTF GAMEFREAK

    • @chewiec739
      @chewiec739 5 років тому

      LolXD

    • @essancefay2824
      @essancefay2824 5 років тому +6

      poor Gardevoir

    • @lord_khufu
      @lord_khufu 5 років тому

      ninja gingerbread That’s how game freak working

    • @peniskong
      @peniskong 4 роки тому +1

      they rlly like the ugly n adorable breed concept

    • @Malayan-dude-69
      @Malayan-dude-69 4 роки тому +2

      At least gardevoir really is a human-like egg group (it's true I'm not joking)

  • @absolutetrash6291
    @absolutetrash6291 8 років тому +227

    Sooo... A GIANT DRAGON (Salamence) CAN BREED WITH A TINY FISH (Magikarp) HOW DOES THAT WORK?!

    • @es70722
      @es70722 8 років тому +3

      Neko Chan by a penis

    • @CaffeineDeprivation
      @CaffeineDeprivation 8 років тому +17

      Just as well as Flygon (6'07") mating with Joltik (0'04") ...
      Or Snorlax and Aron

    • @aidanmacivor4881
      @aidanmacivor4881 7 років тому +2

      magikarp isn't small and salamence isn't big

    • @cardace2063
      @cardace2063 7 років тому +2

      Pink The Trooper a faint fish snake can (Gyarados)

    • @cardace2063
      @cardace2063 7 років тому +4

      gaint

  • @guacamolee1570
    @guacamolee1570 8 років тому +309

    Gardevoir should be able to breed with Gallade.

    • @gastergaming5498
      @gastergaming5498 8 років тому +29

      Dawn Sissy it can idiot

    • @guacamolee1570
      @guacamolee1570 8 років тому +62

      GreninjaGaming Don't call people an idiot, it's rude.

    • @gastergaming5498
      @gastergaming5498 8 років тому +32

      Dawn Sissy sorry it's just because In the video Alex said"other that the gardevoir line"and in the gardevoir line there is gallade

    • @younan7falcon697
      @younan7falcon697 7 років тому +2

      It can duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu😴😴😴uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu😴😴😴😴😴😴😳uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu😴😴😴😴😳uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh😴😴😴😴😴😳huh huh I'm awake awake 😐

    • @ashleyx.5619
      @ashleyx.5619 7 років тому +11

      funny, i got my gallade from a gardevoir and slugma

  • @megwilkinson23
    @megwilkinson23 8 років тому +130

    The fish that you DESPISE is actually....
    A dab!
    (A kind of fish)

  • @kristianperez4108
    @kristianperez4108 7 років тому +68

    So Gardevoir is in the amorphous egg group...
    Does that mean its body is gelatinous and /or irregular?
    Theory: The red object inside of Gardevoir's chest is a core that contains the soul of the pokemon itself, the rest of the body is simply an energy projection,
    Theory 2: Gardevoir's body is gelatinous, and it maintains its shape via psychic power,

    • @soulhoney1908
      @soulhoney1908 4 роки тому +2

      Gamefreak: now he is a human like

    • @killkill308
      @killkill308 4 роки тому

      If you read ralts' pokedex in gen 3,it says that that object can feel peoples' emotions,and read their minds.Gallades' pokedex says that it gives more energy to fight.I know that it isn't from gardevoirs' pokedex entry,but that should explain it.Gardevoirs' pokedex entry says a bit about it too...It says that it is like a heart.From what i could gather,how it works depends in the evolution it is.

    • @blizzard3187
      @blizzard3187 4 роки тому

      I remember a guy in another video calling Ralts "sentient mucus" during his playthrough of Pokemon Emerald. If these theories are true, then...

    • @telacrap
      @telacrap 3 роки тому

      @@blizzard3187 Mitten Squad right? I liked that video, he played the game in a sort of goofy way and didn't take it too seriously, because he's mainly a Fallout channel

    • @specterknight0542
      @specterknight0542 2 роки тому

      @@soulhoney1908 That means that she is breadable with humans?
      Because according to the lore is it possible.

  • @ShinyKelp
    @ShinyKelp 8 років тому +78

    If pokemon were people, I'd say gardevoir would be that girl who hangs out with the freaks. I mean, just look at those egg groups...

    • @Charlton369
      @Charlton369 8 років тому +22

      dont forget there is also a male gardervoir..................

    • @ShinyKelp
      @ShinyKelp 8 років тому +4

      Charlton369 Just regarding teen society roles, not genders.

    • @TheGrassySceptile
      @TheGrassySceptile 8 років тому +6

      One word
      Costumes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Nexus563
      @Nexus563 8 років тому +1

      If Electrode was a person
      well, you know

    • @NekkoTheWafer
      @NekkoTheWafer 8 років тому

      You called me? XD

  • @liams.2254
    @liams.2254 8 років тому +65

    Mew+steamroller=ditto! Pure logic

    • @spyro563
      @spyro563 7 років тому +10

      I though there was a theory that said that Ditto are Mewtwo failed clones

    • @GabrielSantana-xo9gx
      @GabrielSantana-xo9gx 7 років тому +8

      ROAD ROLLER DA

  • @classyfish9179
    @classyfish9179 8 років тому +181

    Nidoking cannot breed with nidoqueen... But can breed with a nidoran (female)...

  • @latios5376
    @latios5376 5 років тому +30

    A whale can breed with a cat
    While Nidoking and Nidoqueen cant breed

  • @MagillanicaLouM
    @MagillanicaLouM 8 років тому +39

    So we can all agree that when out comes to certain aspects of pokemon, gameplay>>>>>>logic in the minds of gamefreak?

    • @DeBOMBs88
      @DeBOMBs88 8 років тому +2

      yea lol... It makes no sense u can't breed legendaries and yet we see a baby lugia in the show... ditto and ditto can't breed but a ditto and a magnetmite can breed.... Can nintendo try to make it a little bit more realistic... lol

    • @DeBOMBs88
      @DeBOMBs88 8 років тому +3

      also you can breed with a level 1 pokemon with a level 1 pokemon... wow got to feel sorry for pokemon...

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato 8 років тому +4

      especially when Nidorina and Nidoqueen can't breed but Nidoran female can.

    • @shadix2026
      @shadix2026 8 років тому +1

      wanna know weirder? lvl. 1 with lvl. 100

    • @DeBOMBs88
      @DeBOMBs88 8 років тому

      well yea lol... a level 1 is basicly a baby pokemon having sex with an elder... but voltorb doesn't have a gender and no dick or anything lmao!! and yet lugia can't breed despite the fact we saw a baby lugia in the show! nice logic lol xd

  • @localdreamerr
    @localdreamerr 8 років тому +35

    ... I only thought you could breed two Pokémon if they are the same Pokémon...
    WHY HAVE I BEEN MISINFORMED FOR ABOUT 7 WHOLE YEARS!?

    • @localdreamerr
      @localdreamerr 8 років тому +2

      I FEEL LIKE MY LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE

    • @localdreamerr
      @localdreamerr 8 років тому +2

      IM GOING TO CRY

    • @moondragon21
      @moondragon21 8 років тому +2

      Me too omg!!!

    • @alipalidaboss3068
      @alipalidaboss3068 7 років тому +2

      Retrostar same ikr

    • @spyro563
      @spyro563 7 років тому +2

      Tell that to Nidoking and Nidoqueen, their are counterparts, but can't breed.

  • @spacecowboy5995
    @spacecowboy5995 7 років тому +37

    The thumbnail reminds me of Mr. Krabs and Pearl.

  • @Infinite_Omniverse
    @Infinite_Omniverse 5 років тому +14

    4:40 Flygon is finally in the dragon egg group in gen 8!

  • @beta511ee4
    @beta511ee4 8 років тому +27

    Further supporting the theory that Gardevoir should be in the Human-Shape Egg Group, every egg move it has (with only two exceptions) can be learned by at least one Pokémon in the Egg Group. Here's a list below:
    Ally Switch - (Abra, Kadabra, Alakazam, Elgyem, Beheeyem, Mienfoo, Mienshao, Hawlucha)
    Confuse Ray - (Magmar, Magmortar, Sableye, Volbeat, Illumise, Mr. Mime)
    Destiny Bond - (Cacnea, Cacturne)
    Disable - (Kadabra, Alakazam, Drowzee, Hypno, Spinda, Cacnea, Cacturne)
    Encore - (Abra, Kadabra, Alakazam, Machop, Machoke, Machamp, Mr Mime, Volbeat, Illumise, Cacnea (only through Gen III Poképark event), Chinchar, Monferno, Infernale, Buneary, Lopunny, Hawlucha)
    Grudge - None
    Mean Look - (Jynx, Sableye, Gothita, Gothorita, Gothitelle, Pawniard, Bisharp)
    Memento - None
    Misty Terrain - (Mr. Mime)
    Shadow Sneak - (Sableye)
    Skill Swap - (Abra, Kadabra, Alakazam, Drowzee, Hypno, Mr. Mime, Jynx, Spinda, Gothita, Gothorita, Gothitelle, Elgyem, Beheeyem)
    Synchronoise - (Drowzee, Hypno)
    Will-O-Wisp (Gen III and IV) - (Magmar, Chinchar, Monferno, Infernape)
    Disregard Jynx as, being an exclusively female species, it can't be a parent.

    • @thomascomba6072
      @thomascomba6072 7 років тому

      Skeeter Mania i

    • @Dogey_or_somethin
      @Dogey_or_somethin 6 років тому

      Holy knowledge thank u

    • @virajmoharir5242
      @virajmoharir5242 6 років тому

      Skeeter Mania gardevoir can be male

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 6 років тому

      Given that Memento is one of the few things that keeps Mega Gardevoir from being 500% outclassed by Tapu Lele in competitive battles, I'll keep the unsuitable Amorphous group for now. 😥

    • @BisharpnearOhio
      @BisharpnearOhio 3 роки тому

      Wait, I’m gonna have to breed with a Gardevoir😳?!

  • @mmWz-fz8to
    @mmWz-fz8to 7 років тому +68

    Zangoose : I hate you
    Seviper : i hate you too
    Zangoose : let's make babies
    Seviper : ok
    **insert lennyface here**

  • @PrismaticAngel
    @PrismaticAngel 8 років тому +55

    Gardevoir/Stunfisk is my new OTP.

    • @VolutoEighto
      @VolutoEighto 8 років тому

      Finally someone to take my place.

    • @Amynee
      @Amynee 8 років тому +1

      What' s mean otp ( i'm french' )

    • @BlazerT48
      @BlazerT48 8 років тому +1

      +Idryl maé One True Pair. To put it simply, your favorite couple

    • @zekeandkendal567
      @zekeandkendal567 8 років тому +1

      PrismaticAngel agreed:)

  • @mitchells22
    @mitchells22 5 років тому +64

    Muk and Gardevoir is the only thing keeping me thinking I can get a girlfriend...

    • @lord_khufu
      @lord_khufu 5 років тому +3

      Vic S But the one make them breed was the trainer, so...

    • @ARCHIVED9610
      @ARCHIVED9610 4 роки тому +6

      The ditto and eevee art is freaky

    • @Poptomist
      @Poptomist 4 роки тому +3

      * slosh, slosh *

    • @lokithemischievous2283
      @lokithemischievous2283 4 роки тому +2

      WiK for some reason that made me double over and laugh super hard lol!

    • @microwave8931
      @microwave8931 4 роки тому

      @@Poptomist muk backwards

  • @sthpytbackup1712
    @sthpytbackup1712 7 років тому +35

    gastly: I don't have arms, go ICE PUNCH!
    Kyurem: I have a arm made of ice, no ice punch for me
    ME: what?

    • @ARCHIVED9610
      @ARCHIVED9610 4 роки тому +2

      They made up for it by making subzero slammer look cool with kyurem

  • @abyx8882
    @abyx8882 8 років тому +65

    Those poor Phantump...

    • @bruhaps5252
      @bruhaps5252 7 років тому +2

      Sizzled

    • @j.t.2cndchannel838
      @j.t.2cndchannel838 7 років тому +4

      are they no ghosts? so they could fxck without dying

    • @megagustman
      @megagustman 7 років тому +5

      Well but you cannot deny that that wouldn't be *HOT.*

  • @KyleOgilvie1
    @KyleOgilvie1 5 років тому +11

    Seviper and Zangoose give a new meaning to "hate sex"

  • @aetherheart1954
    @aetherheart1954 7 років тому +8

    Seviper: I hate you
    Zangoose: I hate you to.
    Serviper: Let's make babies
    (Se* music cuts in)

  • @rbreadstapledtobark4545
    @rbreadstapledtobark4545 7 років тому +164

    who saw the shiny ditto

  • @espurr6147
    @espurr6147 8 років тому +71

    wait but phantump is a dead CHILD -_- that got dark rlly fas

    • @espurr6147
      @espurr6147 8 років тому +7

      *fast

    • @justinroux1687
      @justinroux1687 6 років тому +4

      Draco TheGreat police sirens go off in the distance

    • @obamaorb7426
      @obamaorb7426 6 років тому +1

      Draco TheGreat
      Yes officer, that's the guy

    • @pulim-v
      @pulim-v 6 років тому

      espurr wait, that face... PHANTUMP ARE THE 6 DEAD HUMANS FROM UNDERTALE

    • @GabrielSantana-xo9gx
      @GabrielSantana-xo9gx 6 років тому +3

      Paulo Alberto Valente
      Stop.

  • @seungyang99
    @seungyang99 7 років тому +43

    Zangoose and Seviper... a Love/Hate relationship.😍/😠

  • @WiseManToad
    @WiseManToad 6 років тому +12

    When magikarp is breeding
    “Magikarp! Use splash!”

  • @kawaiikitten877
    @kawaiikitten877 7 років тому +166

    Ok Stunfish x Gardervior
    Is The Best Pokémon Ship
    *EVER!!!!*

    • @Bobsican
      @Bobsican 7 років тому +7

      Fairy is weak to poison.
      The purple thing on Muk is very toxic.
      Gardevoir X Muk.
      I ship it so Gardevoir gets aids guarranted.

    • @dalde0534
      @dalde0534 7 років тому +5

      Oh no the fandom intensifies

    • @rivaledrandom1282
      @rivaledrandom1282 6 років тому +5

      My favorite ship is phantump and kirlia, yeah call me wierd all you want but it's my favorite

    • @adamant8696
      @adamant8696 5 років тому +2

      How can a weird fish that got ran over a truck and a fairy humanoid breed?

    • @SwagLazy
      @SwagLazy 5 років тому

      @@dalde0534 we are doomed...

  • @TheRachaelLefler
    @TheRachaelLefler 8 років тому +134

    Hot Weezing on Gardevoir action, get on this DeviantArt

  • @meatincorporated6270
    @meatincorporated6270 6 років тому +7

    The Amorphous egg group is like that one weird side of each fandom.

  • @cvf4ever
    @cvf4ever 7 років тому +13

    0:38 Great, you made me search for it on R34

  • @budewdude3528
    @budewdude3528 8 років тому +83

    I love your videos man!

  • @somenerd2564
    @somenerd2564 5 років тому +10

    zangoose: i hate you! sviper: me too! zangoose: lets make babies! sviper: ok!

  • @bobsondugnutt6982
    @bobsondugnutt6982 8 років тому +65

    Lucario X Bidoof

  • @Miruk4
    @Miruk4 7 років тому +4

    That Gardevoir-entry just got funnier and funnier as it went on. Brilliant stuff.

  • @hammieli1875
    @hammieli1875 8 років тому +25

    But hey! Thats just a theory a DIET theory

  • @inactivegoodbye1
    @inactivegoodbye1 7 років тому +6

    Seviper: I HATE YOU! Zangoose: I HATE YOU TOO!
    Seviper: Lets make babies Zangoose: Okay

  • @milltee9
    @milltee9 8 років тому +55

    Last time I was this early, Britain was still in EU

    • @catyline
      @catyline 8 років тому +5

      WOW NEVER HEARD OF THAT ONE BEFORE

    • @percher4824
      @percher4824 8 років тому

      Yeah yeah yeah, like that joke hasn't been made a couple of million times already, ya copy pasting baka.

    • @crisp9929
      @crisp9929 8 років тому

      Hilarious and original

    • @milltee9
      @milltee9 8 років тому

      Well technically I didn't copy and paste it. I actually typed it on my own :3

    • @percher4824
      @percher4824 8 років тому

      Matthew Kim Oh, that's such a HUUUUGE improvement!

  • @infinityalbi9840
    @infinityalbi9840 6 років тому +7

    Seviper: I hate you!
    Zangoose: I hate you too!
    Both: Let's make babies!

  • @Lazer_Specter
    @Lazer_Specter 3 роки тому +4

    I have a feeling that GameFreak decided to shoot down any fantasies people may have about Gardevoir before it even happened without taking Gardevoir's feelings into account by putting it in the Amorphous Egg Group. And boy did that not work well... if anything it just made things morally ambiguous if you're attracted to Gardevoir.

  • @sydneywaldron3609
    @sydneywaldron3609 5 років тому +9

    I am getting a Romeo and Juliet vibe with the zangoose and seviper breeding thing tbh

  • @solidzack5171
    @solidzack5171 8 років тому +27

    So a wailord can breed with a diglett.......interesting...i dont even wanna imagine how this works...

    • @DeBOMBs88
      @DeBOMBs88 8 років тому

      cause of pokemon logic right? also a pokeball voltorb can make a child with a ditto! wonderful logic lol@_@

    • @solidzack5171
      @solidzack5171 8 років тому +2

      But ok ditto may transform into another voltorb with... i dont know... but atleast they would have the same height.
      But Wailord, who is OVER 9000 times bigger than diglett? HOW

    • @DeBOMBs88
      @DeBOMBs88 8 років тому

      Zakaria Bettahar but it's a genderless... and if a voltorb and ditto can breed... then why can't voltorb and another voltorb breed? see what I am saying... as for wailord and diglett or wailord and skitty got to feel bad for them lol:o

    • @DeBOMBs88
      @DeBOMBs88 8 років тому

      Zakaria Bettahar speaking about dittos mate, do you have an extra ditto in omega ruby or alpha sapphire I can have please:o

    • @solidzack5171
      @solidzack5171 8 років тому +4

      Maybe Wailord uses diglett as some kind of...er...
      Ok forget it i dont wanna think about it!

  • @schnibist
    @schnibist 7 років тому +18

    video starts at 01:52

  • @HORRIOR1
    @HORRIOR1 8 років тому +9

    Sword in a stone: A touching love story between a male Honedge and a female Golem XD

  • @roninshinobi
    @roninshinobi 8 років тому +4

    Zangoose and Seviper are the Romeo an Juliet of the pokemon world. In fact I'm going too and catch a breeding pair right now and name them just that.

  • @yowasup7072
    @yowasup7072 7 років тому +30

    maybe ditto produce asexually
    a piece of it just jumps off and begins its life cycle

  • @harel6534
    @harel6534 5 років тому +9

    1:22: "less then 10$"
    9.99$

  • @diegodasilva9098
    @diegodasilva9098 8 років тому +162

    OH MY GOD!!! i was watching this video and my egg hatched and its a FRICKING SHINY CHARMANDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @snekladyrobin
    @snekladyrobin 8 років тому +8

    and snakes with mammoth's! (snivy and mamoswine)

    • @zoomiie3692
      @zoomiie3692 8 років тому +3

      Oshawott TV what the hell is wrong with pokemon?

    • @snekladyrobin
      @snekladyrobin 8 років тому +3

      yeah, WHAT THE HELL WERE THEY THINKING WHEN THEY ALLOWED TO BREED OSHAWOTT WITH SLAKI- ............

    • @zoomiie3692
      @zoomiie3692 8 років тому

      Oshawott TV oh god,but your oshawott

    • @snekladyrobin
      @snekladyrobin 8 років тому +1

      ...I refuse to breed with that beast....

    • @zoomiie3692
      @zoomiie3692 8 років тому +1

      Oshawott TV peeewww peeww

  • @JeremyShen13
    @JeremyShen13 8 років тому +86

    I'm so early better make a joke
    ...
    my social life

    • @loxalare4165
      @loxalare4165 8 років тому +1

      I'm here for you....

    • @user-dh4us7eg6r
      @user-dh4us7eg6r 8 років тому +1

      And me ^_^

    • @crisp9929
      @crisp9929 8 років тому +1

      At least you both have one, let's be real.

    • @cyronara2344
      @cyronara2344 8 років тому +4

      hey we can be pals then your social life will go to level 2 and learn growl

    • @e.charleswhite8908
      @e.charleswhite8908 8 років тому

      Hahahahaha same here

  • @0mega717
    @0mega717 4 роки тому +2

    If a Pokémon were to breed with a Phantump, wouldn’t that mean that animals, uh, “mate” with a child? Let alone a DEAD child. For those who don’t know, Phantump’s Pokédex entry loves to go on and on about how it’s the spirit of a lost, dead child inhabiting a tree stump. So like, connect the dots people.

  • @srijeetqazi119
    @srijeetqazi119 8 років тому +55

    Collab with Dookieshed pls?

  • @wolfybark6233
    @wolfybark6233 7 років тому +18

    my zangoose and seviper had eggs how is that possible

    • @myleso7437
      @myleso7437 7 років тому +5

      Wolfy Bark they humped

  • @Wystleling
    @Wystleling 8 років тому +28

    it will only make sense if gardevoir can breen with my number one favourite pokemon....GALLADE

  • @BlueWolfZero
    @BlueWolfZero 4 роки тому +2

    Now the Gardevoir line is in the Human-Like Egg Group after 17 years? Oh, and now Gardevoir can breed with cream!

    • @TheNamelessOne-o4v
      @TheNamelessOne-o4v 4 роки тому +1

      Should have been Fairy/Human-like since its introduction in Gen III.

    • @BlueWolfZero
      @BlueWolfZero 4 роки тому

      @@TheNamelessOne-o4v Gardevoir can still breed with a cloud or cream if that happened.

    • @TheNamelessOne-o4v
      @TheNamelessOne-o4v 4 роки тому

      @@BlueWolfZero
      That's ok since it would also be able to breed with other Pokémon that are actually similar to it, like Mawile, Florges or Hatterene.

    • @TheNamelessOne-o4v
      @TheNamelessOne-o4v 2 роки тому

      @@alexiscorral5594
      Due to the way that Pokémon are categorized into egg groups, an anomaly or two are bound to happen. That issue arises when Pokémon belong to more than one egg group or when they are miscategorized.
      If they were categorized by biology or physiology, it wouldn't happen, but it would severly restrain chain-breeding. A few would be difficult to be categorized accurately due to their ambigous nature.

    • @alexiscorral5594
      @alexiscorral5594 Рік тому

      ​@@TheNamelessOne-o4vUsually the egg groups always have to stay the same. When a pokemon evolves the egg group doesn't change at all for any reason no matter how different the type is(unless it's baby pokemon or Nidorina/Nidoqueen who r unbreedable)

  • @r.a.fgattaiguy845
    @r.a.fgattaiguy845 3 роки тому +3

    "would Magikarp just flop about on a Salamence?" thanks for that mental image, I hate it

  • @bambsnaklub4578
    @bambsnaklub4578 8 років тому +73

    Gardevoir is basically the porn star of pokemon.

    • @zoomiie3692
      @zoomiie3692 8 років тому +3

      castoroides master yup

    • @cracamite2618
      @cracamite2618 7 років тому +6

      castoroides master so as lubunny, ITS LITERALLY BASED OFF PLAYBO.....*died from suicide*

    • @KuiJii.
      @KuiJii. 7 років тому

      castoroides master Wtf?

    • @adelobadi97
      @adelobadi97 7 років тому +2

      castoroides master HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Dinoshark223
      @Dinoshark223 7 років тому

      castoroides master so true

  • @SapphireShark128
    @SapphireShark128 5 років тому +9

    I Was Laughing At The Lucario Part😂

  • @enderanimations9196
    @enderanimations9196 6 років тому +2

    *inhale* *exhale*
    A freaking Zangoose, Can be bred, with a freaking Seviper, when ther supposed to kill each other? AMAZING

  • @JaelinBezel
    @JaelinBezel 7 років тому +3

    7:02 Feebas: "...help..."

  • @Error-gz3pp
    @Error-gz3pp 4 роки тому +3

    At least Gen 8 fixed that. Gardevoir and its evolutionary line is in the Human-Like egg group now

  • @teliphone9827
    @teliphone9827 7 років тому +21

    Is this a..... child friendly video? :/ XD NOPE. Is this a kid friendly channel?
    At art you bleep our cuss words

  • @loquita-lostwave
    @loquita-lostwave 4 роки тому +1

    interesting find: litleo, a pokemon mimicking a lion cub, is in the field egg group, and is recognized as a basic pokemon and not a baby pokemon, meaning it is able to breed. incineroar, the pokemon that’s just a huge and really buff cat, is also in the field egg group. so basically, you can shove a bodybuilder and basically an infant into the daycare and go “now kiss” and it’ll work.

  • @Zyrdrakyll
    @Zyrdrakyll 8 років тому +21

    I'm the only one who thought of something when he Said that Gardevoir can breed with Jellicent ?

    • @bsel2446
      @bsel2446 8 років тому +8

      Plz no

    • @Karmonit
      @Karmonit 8 років тому +1

      +Bal Selm You bet.

    • @thepsychobear2362
      @thepsychobear2362 8 років тому +5

      Jellicent is the reason why Gardevoir is in the amorphous egg group.

    • @georgemosidze2929
      @georgemosidze2929 8 років тому +2

      i have heard of enought hentai to know where this going.

    • @Karmonit
      @Karmonit 8 років тому +3

      George Mosidze And that's not even the half of it…

  • @kayagorzan
    @kayagorzan 7 років тому +10

    Dont you see it dat magikarp face IT A DRAGON

  • @SephieRothe
    @SephieRothe 4 роки тому +4

    I am all for Zangoose x Seviper. I love the trope of enemies turned lovers

  • @ЮрийБогомолов-б8щ
    @ЮрийБогомолов-б8щ 5 років тому +2

    In gen 8 Gardevoir line has amorphous and human-like egg groups, Flygon line has bug and dragon egg groups, Noivern line has flying and dragon egg groups and Avalugg line has monster and mineral egg groups. So, it's not so bad as it seems to be

  • @zumozumo838
    @zumozumo838 4 роки тому +5

    Phantump, about to breed with maccargo:
    Is it just me, or is it hot in here?

    • @funishgames5585
      @funishgames5585 4 роки тому +1

      Phantomp is a dead child.....just think about that for a while

  • @Fl1ght0f1carus
    @Fl1ght0f1carus 5 років тому +11

    The zangoose and seviper being able to breed makes sense to me..
    Oh wait that's bc I read too much homestuck **Cough Cough kismesis Cough COUGH**

  • @scragy8177
    @scragy8177 5 років тому +5

    6:23
    *why is the thunder lizard staring*

  • @thedankthanos6988
    @thedankthanos6988 7 років тому +1

    Seviper: I hate you
    Zangoose: I hate you too
    Seviper: let’s have babies
    Zangoose: sure