Edgeworth: * Trying to be logical * Godot: * Running around in circles * Phoenix: *"Why are we still here? Just to suffer?"* (The Judge has left the chat)
The German word for bun is "Brötchen", which is just the diminutive form of "Brot", meaning bread. So our word for bun translates to "little bread". WHICH IS ALL IT IS.
"Sloppy Joes... are burgers." with Godot's shit eating grin, the coffee sliding in, and the perfectly timed pause actually murdered me. That was the most brilliant confluence of skill and purpose.
I think he drank like..... 12 cups of coffee during this argument....... He kept sliding new ones over..... But yeah the frig those mugs are Mary Poppins bags XD
Seriously when he said that you have to put meat on a burger but you don't have to put meat on a sandwich what point did he think he was making. You have to put eggs on an egg sandwich that doesn't make it not a sandwich.
@@PelagiMilitis Rectangles literally exist because squares have equal sides so something was needed to define a quadrilateral with only opposite sides equal. It's stupid to call them the same because rectangles would be useless then.
@@turinmormegil7715 It's pointing out how fallacious the other person's argument is. There's no "gotcha" or "trap" about it. It's saying: Your argument has no basis and if you think about it for 2 seconds, you will acknowledge it and either change your opinion or find a better argument. That's what debate is all about - not traps, but showing which side has the better arguments.
naaaaaaaaaaa you aint just the entire fast food industry you the entire double lettice triple anchovies 9x the cheese 900 times the mayo infinite times the tomato sandwich thats a lotta damage bitch
In order to understand how simple this is, you need to look up how the hamburger was invented. Most sources point towards the germans, or more specifically a cook who decided to use hamburg steak placed between two slices of bread. The entire lineage of hamburgers is based off of sandwhiches
Wright: "According to Wikipedia, the Free Encyclopedia, 'a hamburger, (also known as burger for short) is a sandwich consisting of one or more cooked patties of meat between a sliced roll or bun." Godot: *laughs in updated Wikipedia article*
So, according to Godot, a french sandwich with a baguette as "bread" wouldn't be a sandwich because baguette tastes different than "normal" bread. k ig
I mean, aren't sandwiches out of different bread such a toast bread? And burgers just round version of sandwich? It's still two parts of same bread cutter in half. And same goes for baguette filled with toppings, it still pretty much is 2 parts, except they are holder by 2 lines. I dunno how I would call it.
Technically, they are burgers. Take a burger and blend it with sauce, put it in a bun and throw some cheese on top of that and call it a day. That's a sloppy joe.
All burgers are sandwiches but not all sandwiches are burgers. Sandwiches consist of something edible between two slices of bread and since a burger bun is a kind of bread it counts as a subset of sandwich.
@@calebmurray4438 en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_Down_(sandwich)#:~:text=The%20Double%20Down%20is%20a,with%20a%20spicy%20Zinger%20coating. How does this fit in
Phoenix and Edgeworth should've played the clip from Spongebob of the guy with the Jelly Krabby Patty singing. Krabby Patties are burgers, and he says, and I quote, "I just had a SANDWICH, no ordinary SANDWICH..."
Wait no stop I already lost 50 brain cells watching this aaAaaAaAAaAa it’s to late this vid is two months ago that means that video is out now aaaaaaaaaaa
This is like arguing about whether or not thumbs make up all the fingers on a hand. All thumbs are fingers, but not all fingers are thumbs. Per definition a hamburger would be defined as some type of sandwich, but not all sandwiches are hamburgers.
Burgers are a subclass of sandwich. Sandwiches generally require a piece of bread on top, filling, and a piece of bread on the bottom. Burgers generally require a specifically shaped burger bun at the top and bottom, and some sort of meat as a filling. Burgers are the same general idea just with greater parameters and specifications.
The “burger = sandwich” person in this argument just kept repeating the same things over and over, never offering up any evidence besides “dude trust me”. Therefore, it is only logical to trust the majority as well as Wikipedia, the site with one of the strictest editing moderator communities on the internet.
@@foolishfool1963 Yes, Phoenix in this scenario, Edgeworth's colleague in this case, presented the wikipedia as evidence. Even then, Godot still persisted, no? Burgers are sandwiches.
@@macadamia4569 I don’t understand what you’re trying to say. The original commenter says the burger = sandwich person never presented any evidence, and I pointed out that he did present evidence.
@Thepinkterror Sandwich = 2 pieces of bread with any food in the middle Burger = 2 pieces of bread that are shaped differently with any food in the middle but the food in the middle is just more specific You can conclude burgers are the same as sandwiches, but with some differences but don't change it's entire classification as a sandwich. I barely watched the video even and I still proved that burgers are sandwiches.
@@pokepike1286 The wikipedia article on hamburgers defines burgers as a type of sandwich in the very first sentence. Not enough? Ok. The definition of a sandwich is food between 2 slices of bread. The definition of a burger is food (burger patty) between 2 slices of bread (a bun sliced in 2). The only way to not consider a burger a type of sandwich is to change the definition of a sandwich to something more specific.
wtf you cannot be serious. there are many different kinds of hot sandwiches that are not burgers. cubanos and paninis in general are all hot sandwiches that are nevertheless not burgers. stahp.
Phoenix saying "Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia," put a smile on my face. Unless I'm stupid and that doesn't come from HLVRAI but I'm pretty sure it does
Sandwiches are one or more layers of food contained contained between two layers of a type of food that allows you to handle the whole thing without dirtying your hands. Presents exhibit "A", the ice cream sandwich. Burgers are a kind of sandwich. Also, the word "sandwich" has extended its meaning to indicate any kind of structure made of multiple layer comprised between two layers of the same material.
Part 3 has been released
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Part 2?
the comment pinned has 70 likes and 2 replies yet a random person who commented got 192 replies and 7.2k likes
Edgeworth: * Trying to be logical *
Godot: * Running around in circles *
Phoenix: *"Why are we still here? Just to suffer?"*
(The Judge has left the chat)
Phoenix: I leave for one second and yall go poo mode?
I died
Von karma: The racist one
Hamborger Pog
@@Troll_main hotel:trivago
Just ignored the Wikipedia quote too
I am very sorry to say that in Spanish we call burger buns "pan de hamburguesa", which translates to "hamburger bread"
We do the same thing in norwegian lol
oka
In portuguese is the same thing
The German word for bun is "Brötchen", which is just the diminutive form of "Brot", meaning bread.
So our word for bun translates to "little bread". WHICH IS ALL IT IS.
Same thing in portuguese, "Pão de Hambúrguer".
"Different races of bread"
LOL
Lol
Godot said that as i read the comment
i cant
do this
anymore
"Sloppy Joes... are burgers." with Godot's shit eating grin, the coffee sliding in, and the perfectly timed pause actually murdered me. That was the most brilliant confluence of skill and purpose.
A singular sip (of coffee)!
Also, he said that burgers can only have meat but they also have VEGAN PATTIES.
@@mohamedailamhassan9623 No, that's a sandwich. Vegans don't eat burgers. Burgers contain meat. :)
I'm more interested in the fact that godot has so much coffee in his mug
He probably has a coffee maker with a full pot underneath his stand
0:17
0:24
0:56
1:39
2:17
3:17
the coffee just respawns when hes finished
I think he drank like..... 12 cups of coffee during this argument....... He kept sliding new ones over..... But yeah the frig those mugs are Mary Poppins bags XD
Is nobody going to say anything about the mug never breaking
some people's inability to distinguish subcategory from category is remarkable
Like squares being rectangles, always confuses people.
@@PelagiMilitis All squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares
Seriously when he said that you have to put meat on a burger but you don't have to put meat on a sandwich what point did he think he was making.
You have to put eggs on an egg sandwich that doesn't make it not a sandwich.
@@FrancisR420 not to mention there exists veggie burgers. As much as I hate them.
@@PelagiMilitis
Rectangles literally exist because squares have equal sides so something was needed to define a quadrilateral with only opposite sides equal. It's stupid to call them the same because rectangles would be useless then.
*puts hamburger patty in between two slices of bread*
Your move, atheists.
*Puts sandwich filings between two burguer buns*
I will be joining you
R u mocking us Atheists?
*Puts entire sandwich between burger buns*
Whats good now
May god forgive you
Wraps burger into a tortilla shell what is this now
From "is burger a sandwich" to "Are you saying people with deformities aren't people", lmao that's exactly how internet discussions go
It's not a bad simile so show how wrong "Godot"s argument was.
@@DrZaius3141 oh yes, distorting what the other said and making a scarecrow of It is a good form of debating
@@turinmormegil7715 yeah, like how is he supposed to say no to such a serious question
@@thefaker4751 exactly, it's a bitch trap, I hate those rhetorical traps
@@turinmormegil7715 It's pointing out how fallacious the other person's argument is. There's no "gotcha" or "trap" about it. It's saying: Your argument has no basis and if you think about it for 2 seconds, you will acknowledge it and either change your opinion or find a better argument. That's what debate is all about - not traps, but showing which side has the better arguments.
Godot: a burger is a burger, a sandwich is bread, a burger bun is a burger bun. *starts inhaling an entire goddamn can's worth of coffee*
Inhaling? Dear me! I was not yet aware that we had invented *breathable coffee* ~!
@@auroragamer1 what year are you in 2020? Obviously we have breathable coffee
@@hobodude1692 I'm at year 1474 of 2020, maybe that's why.
@@auroragamer1 All coffee is breathable if you're brave enough.
@@weiss4855 My apologies, I'm a coward ;-;
"DIFFERENT RACES OF BREAD" Was not a phrase I was expecting to read today.
Slaps the halves of a hamburger bun on either side of Godot's face: "WHAT ARE YOU?"
Godot: "An idiot burger"
True
I am dying lmao
No he's an idiot sandwich, burgers aren't sandwiches
@@adamtaurus7840 … don’t start this please
@@mrnubbones8626 no no, I'd love to see a youtube comments recreation of this.
You're not just a bun, you're the entire burger.
That's a lotta damage
Nah, they're the entire fast food industry.
naaaaaaaaaaa you aint just the entire fast food industry
you the entire double lettice triple anchovies 9x the cheese 900 times the mayo infinite times the tomato sandwich
thats a lotta damage bitch
In order to understand how simple this is, you need to look up how the hamburger was invented. Most sources point towards the germans, or more specifically a cook who decided to use hamburg steak placed between two slices of bread. The entire lineage of hamburgers is based off of sandwhiches
This is exactly what i was thinking the entire video!
Shut the FUCK up
@@largelump3613 no
@@largelump3613 no
@@largelump3613 no
Wright: "According to Wikipedia, the Free Encyclopedia, 'a hamburger, (also known as burger for short) is a sandwich consisting of one or more cooked patties of meat between a sliced roll or bun."
Godot: *laughs in updated Wikipedia article*
>updated autopsy report be like
Burgers are sandwiches but with completely different designs and a classification. Aka a type of sandwich.
I mean... Yea
They are just a different type of sandwich
no its not burgers are their own kind of food
@@pokepike1286 that's like saying that mutton and beef aren't different types of meat and are two different foods
@@DawidO-mg8zn well, i mean mutton and beef ARE different foods but also different types of meat
2:57 is so good lmao, the pacing, the twist, the music, it's all flawless
“ask von Karma she’s the racist one” SENT ME HOWLING
Why isn't anyone else talking about this that was the funniest part
2:04
AWWOOOOOOOOOOOHAHAHAHQUHAHAHAHAIEFEUW
I fucking laughed alone in the bathroom for almost half a minute straight
@@Judjementboy what
Chicken Sandwich: *"I'm about to end this man's whole career"*
This is the kind of stuff that was debated in ancient Athens by Socrates, Plato, and Aristotle
Ya know, I wouldn’t be surprised if they argued about petty shit like this
@@dekufiremage7808
His theory of forms is stupid.
Replace socrates with diogenes and it's perfect
@@dekufiremage7808 Plato was an annoying dickwad, and annoyed everyone around him.
honestly even after playing the ace attorney series someone could show me this video and i would believe it's an actual trial
So, according to Godot, a french sandwich with a baguette as "bread" wouldn't be a sandwich because baguette tastes different than "normal" bread.
k ig
No no no, it's just a different race of bread
Yeah, but that's according to Godot
So he's wrong
He drunk too much coffee is my guess
I mean, aren't sandwiches out of different bread such a toast bread? And burgers just round version of sandwich? It's still two parts of same bread cutter in half. And same goes for baguette filled with toppings, it still pretty much is 2 parts, except they are holder by 2 lines. I dunno how I would call it.
That confused me for a sec
2:57
I genuinely can't remember the last time I laughed so hard I cried, but this did it.
S L O P P Y J O E S
"SLOPPY JOES ARE BURGERS"
I"m dead
It killed me I was like "Godot *what the frick* who took your braincells and threw them out the window?!"
Technically, they are burgers. Take a burger and blend it with sauce, put it in a bun and throw some cheese on top of that and call it a day. That's a sloppy joe.
They are a type of burger though.
A Joe.
I mean, you are using ground beef, the same with which burgers are made of. Doesn't change the fact that Godot is being an obstinate moron.
How can a sloppy joe be a German piece of steak, likely arranged into a patty shape?
In Spanish we do say "burger bread" PROBLEM SOLVED
All of these AA videos are taking away my brain cells
*i require more.*
Braincells or videos. Cause you don't have many to spare.
@@BetoPerez999
*Yes*
@@BetoPerez999 yes
It's bearable because it's ace attorney.
More braincells?
Also known as : Godot suffers brain damage from coffee overdose
THE ACTUAL QUESTION IS HOW GODOT'S CUP NEVER RUNS OUT OF COFFEE
magic.
We clearly see new cups slide to him every few minutes
@@FrancisR420 r/whooosh
All burgers are sandwiches but not all sandwiches are burgers. Sandwiches consist of something edible between two slices of bread and since a burger bun is a kind of bread it counts as a subset of sandwich.
Is it a sandwich if I put a piece of bread in between two chicken fillets ?
@@MrBleakwinter1983 no because chicken filets are not bread
@@calebmurray4438 en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_Down_(sandwich)#:~:text=The%20Double%20Down%20is%20a,with%20a%20spicy%20Zinger%20coating. How does this fit in
@@MrBleakwinter1983 it’s its own kind of food
Phoenix and Edgeworth should've played the clip from Spongebob of the guy with the Jelly Krabby Patty singing. Krabby Patties are burgers, and he says, and I quote, "I just had a SANDWICH, no ordinary SANDWICH..."
But godot will say, "That's just a cartoon not its not real life".
@@prayingkabutops1392 He says without realising that he himself is literaly an anime character.
@@gguy3600 He also said himself that they are literally an immortal being from the heavens.
I love reading the arguments aloud while giving them voices, it makes it 10x funnier xD
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Part two is done for real this time
came just in time to see this vid
Ok
@@sarban1653 using a website called: "objection.lol"
@@sarban1653 watch the tutorials, it will help you.
*IM ADDICTED TO THESE OBJECTION MEMES NOW*
“Ask Von Karma she is the racist one” this had me dead 😭😭
It's the crying from sadness Emoji. If you want the crying from happiness here is it ---≥ 😂
@@majorse000 no ☺🙋👳👽👀👃👰👭💑
@@majorse000 😭😭 is definitely used as a laughing one too because 😂 looks dumb at this point because so many people with dumb opinions use it
"they are different races of bread" bruh I'm already dead barely a minute in
4:06
WHAT??????? ANY BREAD CAN HAVE SESAME SEEDS ON IT. WHY ARE YOU LIMITING YOURSELF??????
Beautiful barnowl in your pfp.
the sound and speed of him drinking makes me suffer
0:24 can we just take time to appreciate how well synced up the sips were to the music?
I didn't know that stupid arguments as Phoenix Wright scenes was something I needed in my life
Bro why does this sound like group chat that stays up late arguing about the most random shit
Because it is
That's becuz it iz bruf
I like to view as of these as continuations of each other and they all just have insane opinions.
I'm addicted to ace attorney videos lmao
Same
Same
Same
At this point the judge chose a different profession
I was waiting for someone to say "texas toast hamburger"
whataburger hits different
These kinds of posts formatted as ace attorney arguments is the greatest thing to exist
I asked my sis if burger bun is a bread
She said yes
I asked my mom if burger bun is bread
She said yes
*and the moms never lie*
but that doesn't mean that burger buns are fir sandwiches
OBJECTION
Asking Mother ? You *ALSO* Need To Ask Grandmother They Have More Experience
@@christianjericho7948
Good point.
@@caughtin4k499 don’t forget the 5 year old cousin
@@pokepike1286I'm literally using a bun for a sandwich because I'm poor. Shut the fuck up
"Are you saying that people with deformities aren't people?" 😂
Get ready for part 2
😳
Wait no stop I already lost 50 brain cells watching this aaAaaAaAAaAa it’s to late this vid is two months ago that means that video is out now aaaaaaaaaaa
yes
Ooo
Bruh when he hit that pause when he said sloppy joes are burgers lmaooo im fucking dead brooo
*BURGERS ARE A SUBCLASS OF SANDWICHES*
NO BURGERS ARE THEIR OWN CLASS OF FOOD THEY AREN'T SUBCLASSES OF SANDWICHES
@The Milkman you fail to realize the flaw in your logic. If the burgerbis just the meat, you can't go calling a meat patty a burger now can we
@@pokepike1286 Your logic throughout the comment section also has many unanswered flaws
Maya: *comes in eating a burger* What's going on, guys?
Everyone: *loses their shit*
This is like arguing about whether or not thumbs make up all the fingers on a hand.
All thumbs are fingers, but not all fingers are thumbs.
Per definition a hamburger would be defined as some type of sandwich, but not all sandwiches are hamburgers.
Wait but thumbs don't technically count as fingers though.
“All thumbs are digits, but not all digits are thumbs”
@@RoryRose_ are you joking?
@@campi832 Half joking
I like that when it goes *shows picture* the characters still talk
This sounds like an exceptionally smooth shark, which is smooth in all directions.
Manifold shark
"It's difficult to win an argument with a smart person. It's nigh impossible to win an argument with a stupid person"
Burgers are a subclass of sandwich. Sandwiches generally require a piece of bread on top, filling, and a piece of bread on the bottom. Burgers generally require a specifically shaped burger bun at the top and bottom, and some sort of meat as a filling. Burgers are the same general idea just with greater parameters and specifications.
The “burger = sandwich” person in this argument just kept repeating the same things over and over, never offering up any evidence besides “dude trust me”. Therefore, it is only logical to trust the majority as well as Wikipedia, the site with one of the strictest editing moderator communities on the internet.
But the "burder = sandwich" person was the one who presented Wikipedia as evidence
@@foolishfool1963 Yes, Phoenix in this scenario, Edgeworth's colleague in this case, presented the wikipedia as evidence. Even then, Godot still persisted, no?
Burgers are sandwiches.
@@macadamia4569 I don’t understand what you’re trying to say. The original commenter says the burger = sandwich person never presented any evidence, and I pointed out that he did present evidence.
@Thepinkterror
Sandwich = 2 pieces of bread with any food in the middle
Burger = 2 pieces of bread that are shaped differently with any food in the middle but the food in the middle is just more specific
You can conclude burgers are the same as sandwiches, but with some differences but don't change it's entire classification as a sandwich.
I barely watched the video even and I still proved that burgers are sandwiches.
@@foolishfool1963 mah dude a Burger *is* A *DIFFERENT TYPE OF SANDWICH*
Been watching a lot of these. Makes me want to chug and spill my drink before screaming at people.
Burger is a subspecies of sandwich. Discuss.
Burgers are their own type of food not a different type of sandwich
@@pokepike1286 The wikipedia article on hamburgers defines burgers as a type of sandwich in the very first sentence. Not enough? Ok.
The definition of a sandwich is food between 2 slices of bread. The definition of a burger is food (burger patty) between 2 slices of bread (a bun sliced in 2).
The only way to not consider a burger a type of sandwich is to change the definition of a sandwich to something more specific.
I wish I could have these arguments more often because debating is the one thing I’m good at
Actually the original burger wasn't made with buns... so technically burgers are a type of sandwiches.
even though that last part is false
@@pokepike1286 So the original burger isn't the original burger?
@@randomduck8679 what
@@pokepike1286 You said the last part is false. Isn't "burgers are a type of sandwiches" the last part?
They are derived from sandwiches but it is so much deeper than that, burgderss hsve
Losing an argument in 3 seconds but keep it going for 3 hours because your bored.
I took mental damage finding out people shred ham
Yeah its called sloppy Joe's
I've always had sloppy Joe's with hamburger meat (broken up like you would for a taco).
Makes me think of pulled pork before Sloppy Joe's
@@F-Lambda I thought all sloppy joes were just ground beef?
@@sock8278 Yes... hamburger meat is ground beef.
i love how Godot and Edgeworth started yelling at each other 💀
I’m with Phoenix and Edgeworth on this one
Probably my favorite ace attorney video ever ngl
*laughs in making burgers using regular, whole-grain buns*
I don't know why I find these to be so hilarious.
This type of videos are addicting.
Gamer version of drugs
Its hard to win an argument against a smart person, but impossible to end one with an idiot
Burger is sandwich. Burgers are hot food, non-burger sandwiches are cold food. That's the difference.
wtf you cannot be serious. there are many different kinds of hot sandwiches that are not burgers. cubanos and paninis in general are all hot sandwiches that are nevertheless not burgers. stahp.
THIS IS BILLSHIT
Phoenix saying "Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia," put a smile on my face.
Unless I'm stupid and that doesn't come from HLVRAI but I'm pretty sure it does
Burgers are a type of sandwich
These videos make my brain hurt but they are still very entertaining I love them
👁️w👁️👍
Sandwiches are one or more layers of food contained contained between two layers of a type of food that allows you to handle the whole thing without dirtying your hands.
Presents exhibit "A", the ice cream sandwich.
Burgers are a kind of sandwich.
Also, the word "sandwich" has extended its meaning to indicate any kind of structure made of multiple layer comprised between two layers of the same material.
i like how edgeworth and phoenix provided solid logic and evidence and godot was just like ‘naw’
Wh- you can make burgers with regular bread- so that makes burgers a type of sandwich lol
you can make sandwiches with burger buns therefore sandwiches are a subcategory of burgers
@@LPF7 not really as that wouldn't change anything about the sandwich you are still just putting stuff between bread.
@@kleptomania2631 sandwiches are lame burgers are not , thats is way burgers are not sandwicthes
The longer this conversation goes, the more I want to scream.
When this dude said different races of bread I died a little on the inside
I love how all these make it seem like they just hang out in the court room with eachother
I have an honest question... How does Godot have so many GODDAMN COFFEE!?
17 mugs per trial
Finally Phoenix is talking sense in these vids
Matpat is quietly watching them having an argument-
This is the equivalent of using litigation to extend a case beyond the financial reach of your opponent, except with patience
Nobody:
Godot: *aggressively sips coffee*
Edgeworth : I'm losing brain cells talking
Me : IM LOSING BRAIN CELLS JUST LOOKINH AT THE DAM THONG
“Burger needs meat”
Me who is vegetarian and my mom who is vegan: 🤨
Is not burger. Is vurger.
vegurger
Naturburger
burgnature
Congratulations. You eat sandwiches, not burgers.
When I’m getting double teamed, do I say I’m getting burgered or sandwiched?
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT! 😌🥪
is that coffee or five-hour-energy?
Tbh the excessive consumption of coffe totally sells this one for me
"Burgers need meat"
Ok then what the hell is a vegan burger
Blasphemy
LM FUCKING AOOOOOOOÒOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Not a burger
Vurger
They aren’t even food
I wouldn't be surprised if this argument actually took place on social media.....
It was an honor proving my point
That deep gulp when he sip his coffee
Going by this logic, a quesadilla is a sandwhich now.
it is, it's things held by bread
*sigh*... sure why not
No, because a tortilla is not bread. Burgers are a sandwich because Burger bread is bread.
This deserves more views. I can't F-ing breathe right now.
Doesn't "bread" have a clear and specific definition in baking, which I'm 99% sure includes burger buns?
When he said sloppy joes are burgers I lost my mind, I’ve never such an amazing revelation, really brought some sort of legitimacy to his case 😂
The fact that Godots exist in the world is depressing. Thank you to all the Edgeworths out there, doing God’s work.
"at mimimum two pieces of bread"
Me who makes smol sandwiches by folding the bread in half: