Edgeworth doesn't know what a breakfast burrito is

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 24 гру 2024

КОМЕНТАРІ • 2,1 тис.

  • @Kajadame_dot_com
    @Kajadame_dot_com  4 роки тому +5822

    just to clarify since a bunch of people keep asking the same questions in the comments
    1) all of the dialogue is directly copied and pasted from a discord conversation
    2) this isn't actually from AA, it was made using a neat little site called objection.lol
    3) we made this video for shits and giggles and didn't even expect it get any views let alone 60k - thanks to all of y'all for watching and commenting! seriously it makes us very happy!
    EDIT: just a heads up, our discord server is private and we aren't sending out any invites. so if you see any discord invite links in the comments just know that they aren't from us

    • @suchalem6686
      @suchalem6686 4 роки тому +135

      I did not know what website was being used to make these and now that I do, chaos will ensue.

    • @loleq2137
      @loleq2137 4 роки тому +39

      I'm having so much fun with this good god
      objection.lol/objection/218839

    • @loleq2137
      @loleq2137 4 роки тому +32

      I spent too much time with this one
      objection.lol/objection/218927

    • @azul-currymagician4909
      @azul-currymagician4909 4 роки тому +10

      This was in my reccomendations and im glad
      I need the copypasta

    • @dodgedancesonyourgrave1702
      @dodgedancesonyourgrave1702 4 роки тому +51

      A discord conversation? Seems fun in that server.

  • @omaraburub6967
    @omaraburub6967 4 роки тому +6281

    "You are so blind to the horrors of American cuisine"

    • @lebed3262
      @lebed3262 4 роки тому +386

      There once was a man who drank oil from a burger king, and not a sip I mean gallons so I would say that quote is accurate as hell

    • @iaintgonna3717
      @iaintgonna3717 4 роки тому +262

      Deep fried butter is a thing apparently

    • @Lotselance
      @Lotselance 4 роки тому +191

      American food is pretty horrifying, but I have to admit I think Tex Mex is one of the best fusion cuisines

    • @sushiibird7799
      @sushiibird7799 4 роки тому +23

      ....it's so fcking bland...

    • @tonyhakston536
      @tonyhakston536 4 роки тому +46

      Sushii Bird By what standards?

  • @yesno4628
    @yesno4628 4 роки тому +8648

    The judge coming in at 0:29 is hilarious, he seems like the guy on discord to just watch the arguement happen and occasionally pop in

    • @demdem7946
      @demdem7946 4 роки тому +271

      LMAO YOU RIGHT

    • @frogk694
      @frogk694 4 роки тому +449

      I did that once, got nicknamed the lurker lol

    • @jazlyn2385
      @jazlyn2385 4 роки тому +159

      hdflwshidjk a bro i always do that and was the lurker too,, its just nicer to talk randomly when i have something to say,,

    • @frogk694
      @frogk694 4 роки тому +81

      @@jazlyn2385 yeah, it sometimes surprises others though lol

    • @VIofCaffeine
      @VIofCaffeine 4 роки тому +112

      He even does it in the game so it's even in character hahaha

  • @maxmeszaros9527
    @maxmeszaros9527 4 роки тому +1954

    why was this was more productive than the presidential debate last night...

    • @PeterDivine
      @PeterDivine 4 роки тому +79

      Because presidential debates have basically devolved into nonsensical shouting matches, and neither side is willing to shut up and give the other side the airtime.
      See also: Democratic candidate debate.

    • @cosmiccoomjar4039
      @cosmiccoomjar4039 4 роки тому +17

      My family all gather to watch the shitshow we know as a presidential debate

    • @JoggingFoxProductions
      @JoggingFoxProductions 4 роки тому +9

      M8 arguments over the best pokemon are more productive than the presidential debate...

    • @tubbyqueen
      @tubbyqueen 4 роки тому +1

      @@JoggingFoxProductions And even though there technically isn’t an absolute best Pokémon, too. Like, everyone has their own favourite

    • @JoggingFoxProductions
      @JoggingFoxProductions 4 роки тому +2

      @@tubbyqueen I know and as asinine as these arguments are, I find them to be more of a valuable use of my time than voting...

  • @Kadulikan
    @Kadulikan 4 роки тому +1057

    I feel like a lot of the conflict here is people are imagining a breakfast burrito as this full-sized monstrosity with a giant 6-egg omelette in each one. They're much smaller than that.

    • @eeuuurgh1289
      @eeuuurgh1289 4 роки тому +17

      Fr

    • @charityquill4965
      @charityquill4965 4 роки тому +141

      I mean, they CAN be big if you order one from a fancy restaurant or something. but usually they're small enough to hold with your hand. breakfast on the go, really convenient when you're in a hurry and got places to be :)

    • @Kadulikan
      @Kadulikan 4 роки тому +59

      @Ashvin Vaidyanathan As you should. They're very small. Usually smaller than a normal taco.

    • @lostspaceghost6041
      @lostspaceghost6041 4 роки тому +25

      @@charityquill4965 There are burritos that are too big to hold in your hand??

    • @charityquill4965
      @charityquill4965 4 роки тому +25

      @@lostspaceghost6041 yeah, mostly I see them in restaurants. also they're usually covered in cheese/sauce or something so trying to hold them with your hands would be really messy anyways

  • @iamme8359
    @iamme8359 4 роки тому +639

    1:05 is no one talking about how, taken literally, this implys his Daily diet consists of a single cup of chocolate powder

    • @lostspaceghost6041
      @lostspaceghost6041 4 роки тому +22

      That's normal to me

    • @Actually-Insane-
      @Actually-Insane- 4 роки тому +5

      Lizy Lazy wow i usally drink and eat the exact opposite of that lol

    • @lostspaceghost6041
      @lostspaceghost6041 4 роки тому +22

      @@Actually-Insane- what's the opposite of a bowl of nesquick?

    • @iamme8359
      @iamme8359 4 роки тому +21

      Lizy Lazy a bowl of nesquik but
      S t r a w b e r r y

    • @lostspaceghost6041
      @lostspaceghost6041 4 роки тому +8

      @@iamme8359 it's a thing???? Wtf I just Googled it and it's a thing. I am shooketh

  • @agreenrock5584
    @agreenrock5584 4 роки тому +2182

    This is what happens when Phoenix, Edgeworth, and the Judge, have spent WAY too much time on a case. After 6 hours, they’re still going... still going insane.

    • @glumbortango7182
      @glumbortango7182 4 роки тому +64

      The spent 10 hours on one case in-universe because nonsense kept getting repeated

    • @hithere-lr2iv
      @hithere-lr2iv 4 роки тому

      666th like.
      So that’s epic.

    • @agreenrock5584
      @agreenrock5584 4 роки тому +2

      Woah, I never saw that XD

    • @bluebeka2458
      @bluebeka2458 4 роки тому +24

      I image all their interactions are like this and the judge likes to hang around with them for somekind of reasson lol. Meybe the judge dosen't have friends and he considers them friends idk.

    • @pricegaming7965
      @pricegaming7965 4 роки тому +1

      @@bluebeka2458 Where would he be in the friendship?

  • @Dyzinel
    @Dyzinel 4 роки тому +8717

    So far I've only watched two of them, but am loving how Edgeworth is usually the relatable one.

    • @lemonhead19
      @lemonhead19 4 роки тому +770

      How the fuck is not knowing what a breakfast burrito is relatable?

    • @Hahdgr
      @Hahdgr 4 роки тому +820

      @@lemonhead19 are you saying everyone knows what a breakfast burrito is? Some cultures don't eat them, therefore it is reasonable to say someone outside of america might not know what a breakfast burrito is.

    • @lizzie_linlin
      @lizzie_linlin 4 роки тому +32

      Ahahahahhahahahaha

    • @appleenjoyer2727
      @appleenjoyer2727 4 роки тому +90

      Lemonhead
      What is a breakfast burito?

    • @anenemystand5582
      @anenemystand5582 4 роки тому +272

      @@Hahdgr and thinking an omelette is to much work for breakfast is relatable? Why does he think they're a thing then. Does he just think they're some kind of breakfast legend, always spoken about but never brought into existence?

  • @lxain_pilled
    @lxain_pilled 4 роки тому +3121

    I legitimately thought this was from the actual game lmao

    • @danie8944
      @danie8944 4 роки тому +81

      Wait it isn't? hahaha

    • @yoongisphatass1890
      @yoongisphatass1890 4 роки тому +132

      @@danie8944 its from a game called pheonix wright online. you can play as ppl from like ddlc and danganronpa.

    • @kimicapucciny
      @kimicapucciny 4 роки тому +178

      @@yoongisphatass1890 nah its just a discord convo turned into an ace attorney trial with objection.lol lmao

    • @scapegracer
      @scapegracer 4 роки тому +24

      Well... Could be from the game if you ask me

    • @m.a.749
      @m.a.749 4 роки тому +14

      @@yoongisphatass1890 it's most likely Objection.lol

  • @agiar2000
    @agiar2000 4 роки тому +43

    See, I find it funny that, after all that shock and horror at how unhealthy a breakfast burrito was, he casually suggests a chocolate pancake as an alternative.

  • @jenniferclark3226
    @jenniferclark3226 4 роки тому +69

    im in love with the idea of edgeworth downing a glass of nesquick in the morning and just walking out the house like "welp time to update the autopsy report"

  • @slaphappy6705
    @slaphappy6705 4 роки тому +2342

    The most bewhildering part is how he believes making eggs takes an insurmountable amount of time. Is 4 minutes too long to prepare??

    • @rafaelfigfigueiredo2988
      @rafaelfigfigueiredo2988 4 роки тому +186

      I mean, the alarm for the 20ies is usually an hour before work/school,depending on how long it takes to get there,you have to account the time to prep and eat
      But I like the idea to have a 'burrito' for breakfast, you put everything together in a wrapper and eat while you go to your business

    • @Kyara7
      @Kyara7 4 роки тому +132

      @@rafaelfigfigueiredo2988 Breakfast burritos are fine but I think that they take a bit too long to make for something that's supposed to be convenient. I think they shine most in situations where you don't have to make them, like fast food places

    • @ShrodingersCatgirl
      @ShrodingersCatgirl 4 роки тому +221

      the fact that he thinks an omelette takes too much time but chocolate pancakes don't is baffling to me

    • @Kyara7
      @Kyara7 4 роки тому +95

      @@ShrodingersCatgirl He only brought that up for fancy breakfasts, he mentioned before that he usually has a very light breakfast consisting of nesquick

    • @slaphappy6705
      @slaphappy6705 4 роки тому +31

      @@ShrodingersCatgirl they must be those instant microwave kind

  • @andrewscott2583
    @andrewscott2583 4 роки тому +1466

    THIS IS THE FUNNIEST OBJECTION.LOL THING I'VE EVER SEEN THANK YOU

    • @bobatea1950
      @bobatea1950 4 роки тому +15

      This felt so realistic lmao

    • @deadassbird3763
      @deadassbird3763 4 роки тому +1

      have you eated original good quality actual mexican taco
      IS GODLY

    • @andrewscott2583
      @andrewscott2583 4 роки тому

      @@deadassbird3763 no but i'd love to try it one day

    • @Vooman
      @Vooman 4 роки тому

      idk man i still think Boiled or Baked is funnier

  • @jellylemon7686
    @jellylemon7686 4 роки тому +5180

    I'mma be completely honest with you guys...
    I've never had a breakfast burrito and I never knew what it was I just knew it existed

  • @Matthew_Klepadlo
    @Matthew_Klepadlo 3 роки тому +60

    (Eggs, Bacon and Cheese for breakfast)
    Edgeworth: *Ah, good ‘ol reliable…*
    (Eggs, Bacon and Cheese wrapped in a Tortilla)
    Edgeworth: *I have never seen this man in my entire life-*

  • @YUNG_ISA2012
    @YUNG_ISA2012 4 роки тому +159

    “Never forget the cheese.” Wise words, wise words indeed.

  • @NightCrawler36910
    @NightCrawler36910 4 роки тому +842

    'The horrors of American Cuisine' but yall forgot about the Turducken.

    • @rafaelfigfigueiredo2988
      @rafaelfigfigueiredo2988 4 роки тому +19

      Pls enlighten me

    • @NightCrawler36910
      @NightCrawler36910 4 роки тому +120

      @@rafaelfigfigueiredo2988 within the confines of american cuisine history, some lady decided she was gonna cook a Duck inside of a Chicken inside of a Turkey. I've never tasted it personally, but you can find recipes and reviews online.

    • @rafaelfigfigueiredo2988
      @rafaelfigfigueiredo2988 4 роки тому +45

      Holy fuck. Or it's an amazing taste adventure or a stomach adventure
      Thanks,man

    • @Konpekikaminari
      @Konpekikaminari 4 роки тому +102

      @@NightCrawler36910 that sounds like a crime against nature

    • @gamingnooobanimates8769
      @gamingnooobanimates8769 4 роки тому +18

      @@Konpekikaminari yes your right, but that's not the point, the point is that it tastes good and that's all that matters

  • @wot4192
    @wot4192 4 роки тому +602

    Y'all are here relating to Edgeworth and here I am agreeing with Pheonix like: Yep, that's normal to me!

    • @richardbeltre3789
      @richardbeltre3789 4 роки тому +61

      It’s a friggin normal and tasty breakfast!

    • @旭球
      @旭球 4 роки тому +85

      The best part is that he acts like they're terrible for you, but like, that's only if you WANT them to be

    • @AngieGandalf6
      @AngieGandalf6 4 роки тому +81

      @@旭球 Much better than chocolate pancakes lmao

    • @raddreokami6892
      @raddreokami6892 4 роки тому +25

      Yeah. Sometimes when I'm free I just scramble some eggs, get some cheese and ham, and wrap em up in a warm tortilla. Maybe add some hot sauce when I want a true wake-up call.

    • @umbrellastation25
      @umbrellastation25 4 роки тому +46

      AngieGandalf6 yeah I don’t fucking get why the guy was so frustrated over the fact people eat omelettes on breakfast?!? It’s a pretty common breakfast dish.

  • @JoeReMi123
    @JoeReMi123 4 роки тому +20

    "I don't understand your bewilderment." is just a universally useful sentence.

  • @Lions2th
    @Lions2th 4 роки тому +30

    I'm just imagining Edgeworth standing there, staring in horror at a breakfast burrito on the counter as he mumbles under his breath:
    "What the hell is that..?"

  • @purs3it
    @purs3it 4 роки тому +328

    I swear this is literally something that would happen in a discord server

    • @woooshbait1051
      @woooshbait1051 4 роки тому +91

      Probably bc
      *IT IS FROM DISCORD*

    • @KitsuLovesU
      @KitsuLovesU 4 роки тому +6

      nfaa did you read this guys name

    • @Ghostii_
      @Ghostii_ 4 роки тому +9

      @@春樹-e1b _this mans just fell on the wooosh bait_
      (also i see you're a cultured man)

  • @AOTheKidd
    @AOTheKidd 4 роки тому +93

    I love how the judge is just in the back, under his breath: “this is where cultural differences occur”

  • @braviary7212
    @braviary7212 4 роки тому +149

    I never questioned the breakfast burrito's existence. I just assumed anyone anywhere would know what one is it's so strange to see comments of people legitimately not knowing what they are.

    • @kentknightofcaelin4537
      @kentknightofcaelin4537 4 роки тому +6

      Some Americans don't even know it exists, let alone africans, asisans or europeans.

  • @4wingedowl
    @4wingedowl 4 роки тому +36

    I like how this comment section is full of people arguing over “weird” breakfast foods, meanwhile all I can this about is how in character this conversation is.

  • @Paranuui
    @Paranuui 4 роки тому +24

    "That's basically a heart attack wrapped in a tortilla!"
    Then put less in or don't eat it all jeez

  • @sodium2818
    @sodium2818 4 роки тому +23

    I love how even when they are just going "JEBSHSBDUSKENDISN" they're talking so confidently

  • @Dana-rn8se
    @Dana-rn8se 4 роки тому +329

    As a person from Europe who eats lightly at breakfast and more heavily at lunch, I completely understand Edgeworth 😂😂😂😂

    • @umbrellastation25
      @umbrellastation25 4 роки тому +13

      Uh, here in Portugal we usually have pretty heavy breakfasts

    • @Dana-rn8se
      @Dana-rn8se 4 роки тому +25

      @@umbrellastation25 What?? I'M from Portugal! XDD we only have some fruit or cereal with milk, or some coffee and bread. I can't eat much in the morning, personally, but everyone around me says they feel the same way. Where are you from in Portugal?? I'm from Aveiro.

    • @justahermit1172
      @justahermit1172 4 роки тому +15

      Cookies&Sims HOLD UP now you two. I’m from Portugal as well. Breakfast is a glass of milk and a paposeco. Ok weekends you can add butter but that’s it. That’s my stance.

    • @Dana-rn8se
      @Dana-rn8se 4 роки тому +14

      @@justahermit1172 exactly!! I can't have milk, but that's just the quantity of food I'm used to for breakfast around here. God forbid something insane like a breakfast burrito!! 😂😂😂

    • @tonyhakston536
      @tonyhakston536 4 роки тому +12

      Cookies&Sims ... I think you may be overestimating the size of a breakfast burrito.

  • @stupidityincarnate9356
    @stupidityincarnate9356 4 роки тому +22

    u just love how phoenix lost his shit after 2 minutes and 47 seconds of hell with edgeworth. whoever was doing this on discord, hats to them.

  • @planterbox
    @planterbox 4 роки тому +47

    memorable judge quotes
    “never forget the cheese”
    “yes”

  • @bcndooz3294
    @bcndooz3294 4 роки тому +5

    Edgeworth is relatable
    " I have a nesquick and call it a day tbh. No time to make a fucking burrito"

  • @jamesvincent3266
    @jamesvincent3266 4 роки тому +48

    This is the B E S T argument i have ever seen in my entire life

  • @Amnesia1998
    @Amnesia1998 4 роки тому +45

    This is just a guy having a conversation with a foreign friend.

  • @ClashBluelight
    @ClashBluelight 4 роки тому +88

    what's edgeworth going on about? i can make both an omelette and a breakfast burrito in less than ten minutes. five minutes each once the pan's heated. you can get the pan heated while washing your hands and cutting ingredients.

    • @iaintgonna3717
      @iaintgonna3717 4 роки тому +5

      I am not lightning mcqueen and it takes me an eternity to cut ingredients, not to mention cleanup

    • @ClashBluelight
      @ClashBluelight 4 роки тому +15

      @@iaintgonna3717 how hard is it to cube ham and cheddar and slice a few veggies in a minute? you gotta wait for the butter to melt so you have a bit.

    • @ClashBluelight
      @ClashBluelight 4 роки тому +7

      @Robo Duck i never use pre cut ingredients. mostly because they cost more for the same amount. i'd rather buy 6oz of ham and cut it myself for $1.00 than buy pre cut 6oz of ham for $1.50.
      also any form of scrambled egg needs to be done in butter. oil only comes out for yolk-in-tact eggs.

    • @iaintgonna3717
      @iaintgonna3717 4 роки тому +7

      @@ClashBluelight My man I am almost literally a sloth with a keyboard and have the magical ability to make even the most mundane tasks way harder than they need to be :c

    • @ClashBluelight
      @ClashBluelight 4 роки тому +4

      @@iaintgonna3717 well as wise philosopher jake the dog once said. "sucking at something is the first step to being sorta good at something."

  • @succulentravioli954
    @succulentravioli954 4 роки тому +5

    I like how the justification of eating something unhealthy is, "well... there are other things worse than it, so its okay to eat this now"

  • @mandymash4525
    @mandymash4525 4 роки тому +3

    edgeworth is disgusted by a breakfast burrito but when the conversation goes to omelets he says you should eat a chocolate pancake instead which is like 3 times worse than an omelet or a breakfast burrito

  • @pokefantic1504
    @pokefantic1504 4 роки тому +100

    Showed this to my dad who plays ace attorney. Hes just like why is Edgeworth swearing

  • @nonsensicalabyss
    @nonsensicalabyss 4 роки тому +27

    This is an actual court in session, take note law students

  • @DragonSmithEve
    @DragonSmithEve 4 роки тому +24

    the editing on this is literally so good i couldn't BREATHE that was so funny oh my god,,,,,

    • @blgdoesthings4122
      @blgdoesthings4122 4 роки тому +1

      Its not editing its a program called objection. lol

    • @DragonSmithEve
      @DragonSmithEve 4 роки тому +2

      @@blgdoesthings4122 oh i know! it's just really polished w the timing and everything, ive seen other objection.lol vids that arent as clean cut

    • @blgdoesthings4122
      @blgdoesthings4122 4 роки тому +2

      @@DragonSmithEve oh yea, I guess it is smoother

  • @CrowCrojoINTJ
    @CrowCrojoINTJ 4 роки тому +11

    This can also be called “Edgeworth goes insane”

  • @buff00n3ry
    @buff00n3ry 4 роки тому +114

    "I only make Nesquik and call it a day"
    I will never understand these gremlins who don't eat food in the morning.
    EDIT: I am a glutton of man, who greatly enjoys consuming food.
    If you prefer to start your mornings without breakfast, that's valid. You do you.

    • @JosephFlores-yn4yi
      @JosephFlores-yn4yi 3 роки тому +9

      Other cultures have heavy lunchs and dont have to work that hard in the morning, so a glass of milk/coffe/tea and bread or something like that is everyhing you need

    • @bcndooz3294
      @bcndooz3294 3 роки тому +10

      Bro I haven't had breakfast in about a year, I thought that was normal

    • @bubbykins4864
      @bubbykins4864 3 роки тому

      If taken literally, it implies his daily diet consists of a single cup of chocolate powder. (or a single bowl of that cereal)

    • @bubbykins4864
      @bubbykins4864 3 роки тому +1

      @@bcndooz3294 So you haven't eaten anything that could be feasibly considered a meal for about a year?

    • @bcndooz3294
      @bcndooz3294 3 роки тому

      @@bubbykins4864 no, I just never eat in the morning

  • @MoarCrow
    @MoarCrow 4 роки тому +45

    Discord conversations in a nutshell

  • @cake240
    @cake240 4 роки тому +10

    I laughed so fucking hard at this that I peed and also nearly dropped my breakfast burritoS (I have one in each hand ofc)

  • @thomasslomp1446
    @thomasslomp1446 4 роки тому +15

    Omelettes are literally breakfast foods
    I agree

  • @mildcheesecake692
    @mildcheesecake692 4 роки тому +7

    “Never forget the cheese.”
    So fucking true.

  • @dioenkai
    @dioenkai 4 роки тому +3

    I like how the judge completely agrees and says "yes"

  • @GUNDAMURX73
    @GUNDAMURX73 4 роки тому +13

    "Along with the omlette?????"
    Me: "I mean, maybe."

  • @hello-yw8lz
    @hello-yw8lz 4 роки тому +154

    As someone who has the time to make omelets on school days, I can't relate lol

    • @gemstonegynoid7475
      @gemstonegynoid7475 4 роки тому +35

      Its like the most fundamental breakfast food you can make, aside from scrambled eggs. Heck, failed attempts at omelettes are simply turned into scrambled eggs.

    • @blakecook9266
      @blakecook9266 4 роки тому +7

      You have more power than I could ever hold

    • @demdem7946
      @demdem7946 4 роки тому +1

      Haha I can’t cook
      ; - f

    • @lostgem8225
      @lostgem8225 4 роки тому +6

      WAIT PEOPLE ACTUALY EAT BREAKFAST BEFORE SCHOOL AND WORK!?!?!?!??!?!?!

    • @blakecook9266
      @blakecook9266 4 роки тому

      Emeraldevee yeah

  • @kumonoameai
    @kumonoameai 4 роки тому +5

    Edgeworth says omletes are bad for you, but then says he supports eating chocolate pancakes. How is that healthier than an omelet or breakfast burrito?

  • @theshakyguy
    @theshakyguy 3 роки тому +1

    Edgeworth actually seems like someone that would be surprised about breakfast burritos.

  • @untrustfool
    @untrustfool 2 роки тому +1

    me, who simply doesn’t classify foods by when you eat them: I am eating ice cream at 6AM

  • @Oscarus4250
    @Oscarus4250 4 роки тому +18

    Ace Attorney Online in a nutshell

  • @Dead_account130
    @Dead_account130 4 роки тому +11

    this is my braincells when I'm trying to sleep

  • @kusuriurriii6943
    @kusuriurriii6943 4 роки тому +26

    1:05 why you have to say what I have for breakfast every morning. It’s literally only nesquik and that’s it.

    • @lostgem8225
      @lostgem8225 4 роки тому +6

      Imagine having nesquik instead of half a glass of water and despair

    • @tonyhakston536
      @tonyhakston536 4 роки тому

      Imagine ingesting anything ever.

    • @eximilus4006
      @eximilus4006 4 роки тому +1

      imagine

    • @kusuriurriii6943
      @kusuriurriii6943 4 роки тому +1

      Y’all on that despair shit

  • @thefbiman2116
    @thefbiman2116 3 роки тому +1

    Edgeworths reaction is so relatable. They dont even sell burritos around hear, let alone breakfast ones. I dont even have a taco bell for the next 100km

  • @LiterallyWize
    @LiterallyWize 3 роки тому +1

    this is me and my friend andy arguing against stories, games and other internet stuff on discord while another friend of mine called kemir is confused
    andy is edgeworth
    i am phoenix
    kemir is maya

  • @VyxtheBat
    @VyxtheBat 4 роки тому +6

    I have never eaten an omelet before.
    (fudging allergies...)

  • @UltravioletNomad
    @UltravioletNomad 4 роки тому +25

    Considering Edgey was sheltered studied abroad, this could be a legit conversation between the two and that scares me.

  • @ghulam237
    @ghulam237 4 роки тому +5

    The irony is that Wright and Maya must've both eaten breakfast burritos before the trial

  • @someguy5944
    @someguy5944 4 роки тому +7

    Judge: *_this is where cultural differences occour._*

  • @spiritmuse
    @spiritmuse 3 роки тому +1

    Ok first of all the conversation itself is hilarious, on top of that the casting is genius and the comedic timing is so so good! I absolutely love this it's hilarious

  • @gunther2077
    @gunther2077 4 роки тому +3

    The effects towards the end of the video when Edgeworth is losing it is just priceless.

  • @orixnscradle
    @orixnscradle 4 роки тому +40

    Accurate.

  • @disgusted2704
    @disgusted2704 4 роки тому +6

    Edgeworth, I was actually bewildered when I realized half of the world don't eat rice. Rice is *H E A L T H Y*
    Also rice for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner.

    • @samueld8413
      @samueld8413 3 роки тому +2

      Rice is literally good with everything

    • @balanardodia1132
      @balanardodia1132 3 роки тому +2

      As a Brazilian the only situation that I disagree with you is in the morning. Besides that, FUCK YEAH RICE IS GOOD. GIMME MORE OF THAT

  • @sweetkittykat2000
    @sweetkittykat2000 3 роки тому +3

    A chocolate shake is worse than an omlette in a torilla lmao

  • @MrWicked3
    @MrWicked3 3 роки тому +1

    i dont blame edgeworth
    i didnt know what a breakfast burrito was too

  • @MephistoFowl
    @MephistoFowl 4 роки тому +43

    my "breakfast burritos" are just cheese, onions, and occasionally black beans in a tortilla

    • @NashiEmilie
      @NashiEmilie 4 роки тому +4

      My breakfast is coffe+milk and cereal, and biscuit and bread with butter and multifruit juice, y'all eat lunch at breakfast why

    • @demdem7946
      @demdem7946 4 роки тому +7

      I don’t eat breakfast and my lunch is
      probably just rice with meat or veggies and dinner is basically the same

    • @camigiron926
      @camigiron926 4 роки тому +1

      I have to wake up at 6 am I don't even have enough hunger to drink an entire cup of tea, how do you guys have lunch at breakfast

    • @whaahh
      @whaahh 4 роки тому +1

      thats just a normal a normal burrito isnt it?

    • @MephistoFowl
      @MephistoFowl 4 роки тому +2

      @@whaahh not really, a real burrito should have more protein and a tomato product

  • @cupids_favourite_aro4578
    @cupids_favourite_aro4578 4 роки тому +8

    I love that the beginning implies that they were just hangin around, chatting abt stuff😆

  • @magikwinter
    @magikwinter 4 роки тому +783

    .........i-i never ate a breakfast burrito before
    Kinda with miles on this one, y'all crazy.
    Edit: I did it, I ate a breakfast burrito

    • @katiemckinney9456
      @katiemckinney9456 4 роки тому +48

      It's actually pretty good if you do it right. People can also put salsa on them sometimes. Never understood it, but hey, everyone has their own tastes.

    • @thienbaongo7997
      @thienbaongo7997 4 роки тому +3

      They're alright, I almost never eat them

    • @magikwinter
      @magikwinter 4 роки тому +19

      IT'S A BURRITO, ITS NOT NORMAL TO EAT THEM FOR BREAKFAST.

    • @tartagliatheharbinger8744
      @tartagliatheharbinger8744 4 роки тому +29

      You can literally go to McDonalds in the morning and you can order it, or make one yourself. I like making mine cuz I use eggs, organic lunch meat, (that’s a thing where I live,) fresh cilantro, salsa, Mexican cheese, and sour cream. The guys of my family that have tried it, ask for seconds lol.
      So yeah, “fancy” burrito for breakfast. Don’t know what to tell ya 😂

    • @starflight_cometfall8906
      @starflight_cometfall8906 4 роки тому +17

      It's actually quite good. If we ever have leftover steak from dinner last night, I'll chop it up into small pieces, scramble and egg or two depending on how much steak is leftover, and stick it in a tortilla. Gotta be cheddar cheese though, otherwise it isn't worth making it. To me at least.

  • @thesupreme7815
    @thesupreme7815 3 роки тому +1

    This dude is here saying a breakfast burrito is unhealthy and then goes and drinks chocolate milk and eats chocolate pancakes for breakfast

  • @diegosierra1951
    @diegosierra1951 4 роки тому +1

    That's basically a heart attack wrapped in a tortilla!
    That's the idea of burritos

  • @GeorgeCowsert
    @GeorgeCowsert 4 роки тому +7

    Just never get a McDonald's burrito. I'm the goddamn employee that has to make them and I can guarantee it's just a scoop of mix plus a slice of cheese, and the mix we use is absolutely horrendous. I don't understand why we go through at least 200 of them a day when they're absolute crap.

    • @iaintgonna3717
      @iaintgonna3717 4 роки тому

      Thank you for the warning, your sacrifice has not gone unnoticed

    • @stan5794
      @stan5794 3 роки тому

      I agree, tried one and it is pioop

  • @stevenjames5874
    @stevenjames5874 4 роки тому +9

    Your honor this evidence contradicts the testimony!
    "nice try but you're wrong because clearly the music is still going"

  • @arielcerecer142
    @arielcerecer142 4 роки тому +7

    I live in Mexico. Breakfast burritos are very common. Specially in my region. Bean burritos and a kind of meat called "Machaca" Dont know if it has some sort of translation into english.

    • @JosephFlores-yn4yi
      @JosephFlores-yn4yi 3 роки тому

      I mean, burritos are your thing

    • @arielcerecer142
      @arielcerecer142 3 роки тому

      @@JosephFlores-yn4yi Yeah lol That's true. Though I almost never have burritos.

  • @arloconnerydwyer7108
    @arloconnerydwyer7108 4 роки тому +2

    Edgeworth is my spirit animal

  • @ridgetmacaroni7015
    @ridgetmacaroni7015 4 роки тому +1

    I'm absolutely bewildered by the fact that the idea of spending more than 2 minutes making breakfast is a totally alien concept to this guy

  • @ZRob23523
    @ZRob23523 4 роки тому +3

    “I just drink nesquick and call it a day” lmao

  • @fluffyeevee383
    @fluffyeevee383 4 роки тому +6

    Why do I feel like I had this exact same argument on discord before..?

  • @chickentenders1855
    @chickentenders1855 4 роки тому +10

    “I usually just drink nesquick and call it a day” same miles.... same

  • @Pinglen
    @Pinglen 4 роки тому +1

    Edgeworth is literally a British man reacting to American breakfasts

  • @Omni_Arkus
    @Omni_Arkus 4 роки тому +2

    This made me laugh waaay more than it should have. Especially the parts where Edgeworth was just like, “WTF DO YOU MEAN?????” 😂

  • @humannomore7759
    @humannomore7759 4 роки тому +4

    If the talk was less casual and reversed the roles, this would be a believable Ace attorney scene

    • @charityquill4965
      @charityquill4965 4 роки тому +6

      nah I think the roles make sense. Edgeworth likes to be fancy but Wright isn't shy of eating junk food, and Maya consistently survives off of fast food

    • @humannomore7759
      @humannomore7759 4 роки тому +4

      @@charityquill4965 yeah, but in court, Phoenix is usually the one that has no idea what is happening. He might like eating junk food but I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't know what a breakfast burrito is. Also, Edgey would've probably researched it if it had anything to do with the case

  • @skeyturr
    @skeyturr 4 роки тому +5

    2:16
    me who's been eating omlettes for the past 3 months at 6 in the morning:
    helo

    • @iaintgonna3717
      @iaintgonna3717 4 роки тому

      SIX IN THE MORNING
      are you okay my mans?

  • @ladykilljoyttv
    @ladykilljoyttv 4 роки тому +5

    I've never laughed so hard at 6AM.

  • @KhaoticJester
    @KhaoticJester 4 роки тому +1

    1:30 Well I guess that confirms this was taken in Japanifornia.

  • @phoenixwright6831
    @phoenixwright6831 4 роки тому +1

    Edgeworth how do you not know what a breakfast burrito is?!?

  • @himedo1512
    @himedo1512 4 роки тому +15

    I'm going to destroy everyone who hasn't heard of breakfast burritos

    • @Actually-Insane-
      @Actually-Insane- 4 роки тому

      I.... think i have heard of em before

    • @ndiyabucaphukelaubusobakho1732
      @ndiyabucaphukelaubusobakho1732 4 роки тому +1

      Atleast half of all humans r gonna die lmao

    • @deadassbird3763
      @deadassbird3763 4 роки тому

      I have breakfast tacos with frijoles (beans) and etc.. that counts as a burrito breakfast?!!!!!!111!!??

    • @SlammedOnGasoline
      @SlammedOnGasoline 4 роки тому +1

      I haven’t had one before? Are they actually good?

    • @iaintgonna3717
      @iaintgonna3717 4 роки тому

      @@SlammedOnGasoline Depends on what you get in 'em. Get stuff you like in 'em ofc and they'll be fine

  • @daisy-m766
    @daisy-m766 4 роки тому +3

    The table abuse in this video jesus

  • @mr.noodleman8852
    @mr.noodleman8852 4 роки тому +4

    1:35 this is completely true

  • @mqfii8992
    @mqfii8992 4 роки тому +1

    Every time I see these videos, I try to imagine a canon reason as to why such debates come into a court of law.
    Sure, an Ace Attorney court of law, but a court of law nonetheless.

  • @canigetawater
    @canigetawater 4 роки тому +1

    I love how Edgeworth just.. cannot fathom the idea of an omelette for breakfast lmao

  • @GRBtutorials
    @GRBtutorials 4 роки тому +353

    Wait, what’s a “tortilla” in English? Because in Spanish it means “omelette”...

    • @UshankaMaster
      @UshankaMaster 4 роки тому +130

      Wait... fuck. My brain is toasted now

    • @raspurry2314
      @raspurry2314 4 роки тому +152

      a tortilla is just... a bread.. its a type of flatbread

    • @-metroro-
      @-metroro- 4 роки тому +107

      Tortilla is the bread usually used to wrap foods in, such as a burrito

    • @danterodriguez03
      @danterodriguez03 4 роки тому +44

      La wea con la que haces las fajitas, esas tortillas como las pancho villa o marcas asi

    • @helsreach8954
      @helsreach8954 4 роки тому +31

      Omletception

  • @lunarsprinkle6580
    @lunarsprinkle6580 4 роки тому +4

    Fun Fact: Chocolate milk has more total sugar than soda.

    • @iaintgonna3717
      @iaintgonna3717 4 роки тому

      honestly not surprised

    • @emenesu
      @emenesu 4 роки тому

      Who cares? You can at least have it and not feel like a billion pounds. Who eats lunch at 8 in the morning?!

    • @swirlingtoilets
      @swirlingtoilets 3 роки тому +1

      @@emenesu a breakfast burrito is only like 400-500 calories. That's not heavy at all. Besides, lunch is just like a sandwich, maybe some fruit and chips, a cup of yogurt, something like that. Neither is actually a big meal

  • @localinternetclown
    @localinternetclown 4 роки тому +17

    this legit sounds like a real discussion i would have with my friends and that honestly scares me

    • @lostgem8225
      @lostgem8225 4 роки тому

      Tbh I literally had this exact convo about breakfast before

  • @Goodlucktuck
    @Goodlucktuck 4 роки тому +2

    This video finally convinced me to play Phoenix Wright and I have no regrets

  • @inso6386
    @inso6386 2 роки тому +2

    so far edgeworth has given us evidence that he:
    1. only has chocolate powder and milk/water for breakfast every morning
    2. thinks that making an omelette takes like.... an hour when it's only like 5 minutes maximum
    3. doesn't seem to have an idea of the size/quantity of a breakfast burrito
    4. doesn't seem to know what a typical healthy breakfast is???? eggs and sausage are the most common breakfast foods not heart attack meals it's chocolate milk every morning that could do you in worse
    5. has forgotten that tortilla counts as a carb so egg + sausage + tortilla is no different from something like egg + sausage + toast
    6. is unfamiliar with the concept of preparing breakfast the night before and heating it up in the morning, or carrying breakfast in a lunchbag instead of just chugging chocolate milk and being done
    with all this in mind edgeworth has given us undeniable evidence that he honestly doesn't seem to know his way around a kitchen and therefore it's his opinion and eating habits that are more questionable than someone who eats breakfast burritos in the morning. judged guilty!!

  • @d0rmu
    @d0rmu 4 роки тому +6

    This desperately needs more views

  • @ameliapaine
    @ameliapaine 4 роки тому +6

    Phoenix is gonna bring Miles breakfast in bed one day (they’re married duh) and it’s gonna be a breakfast burrito. Miles, in usual fashion: “Ngoooooh!”

  • @TheAngrySaxophone
    @TheAngrySaxophone 4 роки тому +65

    Soup is a cereal that's just facts

    • @feilkate5892
      @feilkate5892 4 роки тому +15

      soup is a drink

    • @jsrsprite9867
      @jsrsprite9867 4 роки тому +15

      No?!!!? Stew is a cereal because it has the chunks and stuff but to say that soup is a cereal,,, soup,, without chunks,,, is a cereal?? I just had this conversation with my friend,,,

    • @sush.i
      @sush.i 4 роки тому +4

      sTOP

    • @altf4undo01
      @altf4undo01 4 роки тому +8

      other way around, cereal is a soup, or a stew if you want to get technical

    • @shatterme_sm
      @shatterme_sm 4 роки тому +1

      Ffs- it's a drink

  • @kaloyan9914
    @kaloyan9914 3 роки тому +1

    This is literally me and my father everytime we talk about what food is breakfast and what is not
    Im Edgeworth in this situation...and i totally understand his bewilderment

  • @masadius
    @masadius 3 роки тому +1

    i just found this channel and it's honestly great