jokes aside I love this guy man, always great to see what antics he's up to and never fails to make me laugh one way or another, this guy has infected my irl life. i cant stop making zyox references. send help.
I love Nicholas Zy0s. Nikhalis Zy0x was born to a Chinese chef known as XL who later abandoned him due to his excessive moaning. Later an Arabic Man named Al Haitham adopted Nikhalis and gave him the name Nicholas. The Arab Man and his Persian husband took care of the moaning child but they got sick of it. You see Nicholas didn’t cry like a normal baby. He moaned. “Ahhhh” he would moan whenever he would want milk. Al Haitham later abandoned Nicholas too. Nicholas was found by a Wayfaring traveler named Vermillion who took care of Nicholas and gave him the name Nick. However Vermilkuon abandoned Nick. Now nick spends his whole life searching for Vermillion
there’s a 20 minute ad of an entire MLP episode on this video you’re about to make crazy bank from ad revenue because I’m watching this all the way through no shame
The "Iron Lion Team Arena Showdown," huh... 🦁 There's a ton of Credit Coupons up for grabs... 💸 But you'd have to beat the undefeated champion to get them 🏆 Oh? I'll give it a shot then 💪 A-Alone? 😳 What? Don't think I'm up to it? 🤨 That's His Grace for you! 👑 He's single-handedly made it to the final bout! 🤺 Finally. Now let's see who it is... 👀 Please put your hands together for our undefeated champion! 👏 The rules for this match: Anything goes! 🚫 🛑 Let’s do some “scrap disposal” Let's do some "scrap disposal" then 🗑️ Have a safe trip ✈️ Gah! Ow, ow, ow! 😫 (Of course it hurts!) Let this be a lesson 😡 (Just bear it for a moment) The next time someone disables the security restrictions on a Gardemek without authorization 🚫 Report it to me promptly 📞 Y-Yes, Your Grace... 😓 Oh please 🙄 You love a challenge in the ring, don't you? 🥊 Heh, that's why I asked for a timely report 😏 I'll decide how to "dispose" of the problem 🤔
I thought my understanding of abbreviations got better in this last four years, and then here I was, thinking mfw meant "muddle fudgers when", and before that I thought smh was "somehow". Haha, live, laugh, lament
The "Iron Lion Team Arena Showdown," huh... 🦁 There's a ton of Credit Coupons up for grabs... 💸 But you'd have to beat the undefeated champion to get them 🏆 Oh? I'll give it a shot then 💪 A-Alone? 😳 What? Don't think I'm up to it? 🤨 That's His Grace for you! 👑 He's single-handedly made it to the final bout! 🤺 Finally. Now let's see who it is... 👀 Please put your hands together for our undefeated champion! 👏 The rules for this match: Anything goes! 🚫 🛑 Let’s do some “scrap disposal” then 🗑 ️ Have a safe trip ✈ ️ Gah! Ow, ow, ow! 😫 (Of course it hurts!) Let this be a lesson 😡 (Just bear it for a moment) The next time someone disables the security restrictions on a Gardemek without authorization 🚫 Report it to me promptly 📞 Y-Yes, Your Grace... 😓 Oh please 🙄 You love a challenge in the ring, don’t you? 🥊 Heh, that’s why I asked for a timely report 😏 I’ll decide how to “dispose” of the problem 🤔
Not gonna lie, I pulled for Nilou, for her key, lost to the stupid Aranara Kettle, still build her full team… And completely forgot she was a character throughout the whole Fontaine. Last two abysses I was like: "Huh… I should at least try Nilou next time", SIKE, I FORGOT ABOUT HER AGAIN, IT’S NEUVILLETTIN’ TIME, SILENCE, LET THE MIGHTY BE HUMBLED
I'm crying I was playing this video in the bg while doing swarm disaster and I was using my Acheron who doesn't have the signature weapon because I LOST the 75/25. He broke me when he talked about the people who don't have her signature
ik this is like two days late but you can instantly drop copelleous ice shield with ousia since its pnuema alligned lmao so he probably brought fruina to pop it i did that (but i wasnt playing a gd foresaken bloom team)
for me I'm pretty sure he use furina just to easily break that dance robot shield on chamber 2 because that's how I did when using furina on my nilou team
@@wekang1650 You know what that's fair I've never brought Nilou to floor 12 out of unfamiliarity (my Nilou team is 100% invested enough to do it, C0R1 Nilou + C2R1 Nahida), and I completely forgot about Coppelius on 12-2-1
@@Taylorperchasemccarthy I use arlecchino on second floor that's why I need furina on the first half since I don't have a really good dps like arlecchino. Nilou blooms also help me a lot on first floor to defeat 3 maguu kenki then chamber 2 furina help me to break that robot shield and for last chamber the enemies is pretty tanky but my nilou bloom easily help me to clear it faster.
bruhh what how the hell he keep dying vs 3 maguu kenki with nilou bloom 😂. I use the fcking same team like him just I use baizhu instead of kokomi for healer since I dont have kokomi and I can easily defeat those 3 kenki faster.
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OH MY GOD IM BLOOMING
tabiba_
I DIDNT REALIZE IT WAS U HIII XD@@ateezliker
Can i proc you? (W rizz)
Call me a virgin no more because im about to burgeon your cores (W RIZZ I'M ACTUALLY COOKING)
@@catraaa5261can i reverse melt your heart with no icd? (With rizz)
Time traveller: *hits a table*
The timeline: 0:26
😂😂😂
OH MY GOD
LMFAO
🔥
not blooming anymore 😢
Bro censored vermillion ICANT 9:44
it's for the safety of the viewers
In Zyox we THRUST and BLOOM.
Bhai ⁉️
@@TheNashedi01 I should probably stop posting such comments with an account with my name and face on it.
@@Ranstan In Zy0x we THRUST and BLOOM ( mat ruk )
@@TheNashedi01mat ruk 😂
ye girlypop indian zy0x viewers kaha se aa rahe hain 😭😭
I love when Zy0x blooms all over me
ayo 💀
that whole lag sequence was probably one of the funniest zyox moments ever for me 😭😭 i was dying
you're dying because of the blooming
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jokes aside I love this guy man, always great to see what antics he's up to and never fails to make me laugh one way or another, this guy has infected my irl life. i cant stop making zyox references. send help.
2:50 mr zyonixxx's dream of becoming a sumeru NPC has becone true KEKW
6:52 He sounded like that one hip hop sfx from "Jump around" song 🤣
its not even voluntary anymore, i am officially addicted to zyox
0:43
Anita Maxwynn ❌
Anita Heal ✅
Ta
I love Nicholas Zy0s. Nikhalis Zy0x was born to a Chinese chef known as XL who later abandoned him due to his excessive moaning. Later an Arabic Man named Al Haitham adopted Nikhalis and gave him the name Nicholas. The Arab Man and his Persian husband took care of the moaning child but they got sick of it. You see Nicholas didn’t cry like a normal baby. He moaned. “Ahhhh” he would moan whenever he would want milk. Al Haitham later abandoned Nicholas too. Nicholas was found by a Wayfaring traveler named Vermillion who took care of Nicholas and gave him the name Nick. However Vermilkuon abandoned Nick. Now nick spends his whole life searching for Vermillion
This should be a copypasta
Shakespeare has been very quiet since this dropped
OMG HE'S BLOOMING!
how are the first five comments here are about blooming om
You have three guesses
she zyox on my bloom till i (don't) elden ring
Awarege
OH MY GOD HES BLOOMING
0:35 sick flip from Nilou
vermillion getting censored caught me off guard om
Its almost like putting furina there and driving with one of the most squishiest character...is a bad idea.
Remember guys that a wise man once said nothing at all
13:47 gave me the most visceral response ive ever had to a video clip
I don't get the meme, could you give an explanation?
there’s a 20 minute ad of an entire MLP episode on this video
you’re about to make crazy bank from ad revenue because I’m watching this all the way through no shame
I feel bad for nahida she is DYING TIME AFTER TIME AFTER TIME AFTER SHE WAS IMPRISONED FOR 500 FUCKING YEARS WTFFF
The "Iron Lion Team Arena Showdown," huh... 🦁 There's a ton of Credit Coupons up for grabs... 💸 But you'd have to beat the undefeated champion to get them 🏆 Oh? I'll give it a shot then 💪 A-Alone? 😳 What? Don't think I'm up to it? 🤨 That's His Grace for you! 👑 He's single-handedly made it to the final bout! 🤺 Finally. Now let's see who it is... 👀 Please put your hands together for our undefeated champion! 👏 The rules for this match: Anything goes! 🚫 🛑 Let’s do some “scrap disposal” Let's do some "scrap disposal" then 🗑️ Have a safe trip ✈️ Gah! Ow, ow, ow! 😫 (Of course it hurts!) Let this be a lesson 😡 (Just bear it for a moment) The next time someone disables the security restrictions on a Gardemek without authorization 🚫 Report it to me promptly 📞 Y-Yes, Your Grace... 😓 Oh please 🙄 You love a challenge in the ring, don't you? 🥊 Heh, that's why I asked for a timely report 😏 I'll decide how to "dispose" of the problem 🤔
🥵🥵🥵
Zyox is truly the bloomer of all time
I thought my understanding of abbreviations got better in this last four years, and then here I was, thinking mfw meant "muddle fudgers when", and before that I thought smh was "somehow". Haha, live, laugh, lament
Mfw someone doesn't know mfw and smh. Smh
Oh, thank god I'm not the only one who thought that smh was "somehow" and not "shaking my head"
what do you mean smh doesn't mean somehow?????
He bloomed so hard, he died
All that yapping just to tell us he didn't realize the laptop was unplugged
im blooming!!!!
the skill issue in the first minute of this vid is genuinely painful to watch wtf
Do you bloom because you're kenki or are you kenki because you bloom?
Nah, I'd bloom
16:06 looking on his tongue we can tell, It was his #1 reason
0:27
He's not blooming 😞
I never though someone could be bad at playing a Nilou Team. Yet here we are.
0:40 IM CRHIJF WHY DOES SHE MOVE LIKE THAT
13:43
THE IRON LION TEAM ARENA SHOWDOWN
holy shit that bald spot at the end
"Wait- how old am i? 23? Wait no im 2024"
-Zy0x 2024
The "Iron Lion Team Arena Showdown," huh... 🦁 There's a ton of Credit Coupons up for grabs... 💸 But you'd have to beat the undefeated champion to get them 🏆 Oh? I'll give it a shot then 💪 A-Alone? 😳 What? Don't think I'm up to it? 🤨 That's His Grace for you! 👑 He's single-handedly made it to the final bout! 🤺 Finally. Now let's see who it is... 👀 Please put your hands together for our undefeated champion! 👏 The rules for this match: Anything goes! 🚫 🛑 Let’s do some “scrap disposal” then 🗑 ️ Have a safe trip ✈ ️ Gah! Ow, ow, ow! 😫 (Of course it hurts!) Let this be a lesson 😡 (Just bear it for a moment) The next time someone disables the security restrictions on a Gardemek without authorization 🚫 Report it to me promptly 📞 Y-Yes, Your Grace... 😓 Oh please 🙄 You love a challenge in the ring, don’t you? 🥊 Heh, that’s why I asked for a timely report 😏 I’ll decide how to “dispose” of the problem 🤔
bro is blooming
Genshin killer be like:
Is it gouba gonna die? 😮😢
honestly i applaud the effort to heal on field nahida when kokomi is on the team
Furina is there so he needs extra applause
Not gonna lie, I pulled for Nilou, for her key, lost to the stupid Aranara Kettle, still build her full team… And completely forgot she was a character throughout the whole Fontaine. Last two abysses I was like: "Huh… I should at least try Nilou next time", SIKE, I FORGOT ABOUT HER AGAIN, IT’S NEUVILLETTIN’ TIME, SILENCE, LET THE MIGHTY BE HUMBLED
vermillion is actually a censored word now
5:30 Mr. Socks turned into Mr. Bike
These clips really SPREAD Zy0x until he's BLOOMING
In zyox we bust and bloom
Nahida has undergone more abuse form this man's skill isse in abyss than the Akademiya could ever do.
They call him the blooming guy
THE CENSOR ON VERMILLION LMAO
Dude broke the task manager too 😂😭
i would fucking love to whatch his streams but bro only streams at 2 AM my time
I'm crying I was playing this video in the bg while doing swarm disaster and I was using my Acheron who doesn't have the signature weapon because I LOST the 75/25. He broke me when he talked about the people who don't have her signature
Alternative title: 3 men make a woman bloom multiple times
bro socks did not cook with that bloom team
Bro really just used healer mode Furina in abyss om
for my nilou bloom i give nahida prototype amber which i feel like is sacrilegious but it works for me
also why is bro dying so much if i can do it surely my local guide maker can
Thank you so much for censoring vermillion daily dose of zyox +1 life saved ta
bro got 3 guyed ICANT
Zyox has a new room on god?
7:06 he read my post ICANT
i jumpscared myself
why am i the same age as zyox... undo it
I guess Zy0x couldn't handle 3 men at once
Guide maker btw ICANT
This is why I personally find Triple Hydro Nilou teams borderline unplayable. Hydro drivers seem to be tankier.
He's not blooming, guys 😞
literally kindergarten level bloom team ratio skill issue zy0nix
Every time he plays his shitty 3 hydro and onfield Nahida bloom team, I'm screaming at my screen.
Furina or Kokomi. Just choose 1.
15:13 villagers assemble
half assemble. only watch his genshin strims
IM BLOOMING
this is what you get for using Kokomi instead of Baizhu
Honest question, did zyox stopped talking to envi and atsu? I feel like he always avood talking about them now
Dk
probably to avoid their fans as well as their haters.
kokomi em bloom world domination 🎉
censoring vermillion om
5:30 LMFAOO??
bike true
i got fucking c6 faruzan today man, holy shit this fucking unit is not the same when c6'ed
Why does he start singing that song by justin bieber
Zy0x x MrPokke when? 😳😳😳
Gayge
chills
no way you censored ***million 😭
11:22 I fucking hate that he’s talking about me bc I skipped sparkle for jing yuan and now i struggle to do moc 12
If only he used baozhu or yao yao instead of kok
BLOOMM
Dude why did you censore [REDACTED]? Is there a lore reason?
Seriously why he sings baby so much?
because he’s a bit insane
why not swap kokomi with yaoyao so he will not onfield that fragile radish lmao
Why for the love of god does he play Furina in bloom???? What is he doing??
12-2 robot boss have the ice shield I guess
@@Rooyne and what is furina gonna do there?? 😭
ik this is like two days late but you can instantly drop copelleous ice shield with ousia since its pnuema alligned lmao so he probably brought fruina to pop it i did that (but i wasnt playing a gd foresaken bloom team)
@@takedown8386 furina pneuma can break the ice shield
Ah sorry didn’t see your answer makes actually a lot of sense, I didn’t know that. Thx!!
Huge skill issue with the nilou bloom team
Bro really running Furina like she does anything on Bloom…
Kokomi and Nilou are enough hydro app and fanfare doesn’t buff the cores what is he cooking
for me I'm pretty sure he use furina just to easily break that dance robot shield on chamber 2 because that's how I did when using furina on my nilou team
@@wekang1650 You know what that's fair
I've never brought Nilou to floor 12 out of unfamiliarity (my Nilou team is 100% invested enough to do it, C0R1 Nilou + C2R1 Nahida), and I completely forgot about Coppelius on 12-2-1
@@Taylorperchasemccarthy I use arlecchino on second floor that's why I need furina on the first half since I don't have a really good dps like arlecchino. Nilou blooms also help me a lot on first floor to defeat 3 maguu kenki then chamber 2 furina help me to break that robot shield and for last chamber the enemies is pretty tanky but my nilou bloom easily help me to clear it faster.
how is he so bad he plays this game for a living
WhOoooOoOOoooOo
bruhh what how the hell he keep dying vs 3 maguu kenki with nilou bloom 😂. I use the fcking same team like him just I use baizhu instead of kokomi for healer since I dont have kokomi and I can easily defeat those 3 kenki faster.
He’s on purpose doing this. Didnt seem as funny.
So... this is why no one pull for Nilou... :v
You die by your own skills and limited in bloom only
No kirara.🦛
OH MY GOD IM BLOOMING