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maybe I have dementia but I feel like I saw this video a week ago

The year is 2038. All the former chatters from Zy0x's channel have left. Genshin 3 came out for the younger generation. Capitano got naked, Dainsleif is oiled up, Alhaitham and Kaveh got married, the twins reunited and created their own separate families with hot, muscular NPCs. Zy0x sits in his basement once again, using 4 more elixirs for his 1618th anemo goblet. He clicks to check the stats. 4 stats, 2 crit max rolls. This is it, he thinks, as he opens the inventory and levels the goblet. It rolls perfectly, 50CV. He celebrates without standing up so he doesn't hurt his back since he's already pushing 40, but chat doesn't care since they're busy typing skibidi sigma while watching 3 other videos on TikTok, UA-cam and Twitter. A dystopian era of short attention span. Zy0x closes genshin and emails his university. He will finally finish his law degree. But the university laughs at his face. You really think we would let you come back after benching us for longer than Cyno? He now sits alone. No friends, no chatters, no hair, no money, no degree, no ABOBA, no ta, no tuh, no abiba\_, no wlorp ylorp rlorp blorp zlorp olorp ylorp sniperGlorp glorp plorp glorpCheer GLORPIUM glorpa glorpGang, not even the skeletons in his closet were there anymore. All he had was his 50CV anemo goblet. Was it really worth it? He asks himself. ...yes. Yes it was. He puts the goblet on Xiao, puts his same one sands as Xiao's off piece and saves it on Akasha, only to be met with shocking results. He's number two worldwide. He looks at the screen, his eyes watering in panic. The first place says... "get good zyox".

9:31 bro try to sneak that and think we didn't notice after mr socks back you are going back to closest

12:12

socks will either drop a reality shattering quote or a reason why your parents should abandon you

now THAT is commitment

12:41 that has to be a slur

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omg the first clip is something i've been trying to explain to people since day one. i have no idea why it happens but there's nothing more infuriating than accidentally using an ult especially if it's useless

0:48 He’s under the what?!

I bet Zyox watches this video and giggles like a little girl

3:00 why did he reinvent Plato’s cave 😭😭😭😭

Stunlocked? I was stunlocked once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room... A rubber room full of stunlocks. And stunlocks stunlocked me. Stunlocked? I was stunlocked once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room... A rubber room full of stunlocks. And stunlocks stunlocked me. Stunlocked? I was stunlocked once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room... A rubber room full of stunlocks. And stunlocks stunlocked me. Stunlocked? I was stunlocked once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room... A rubber room full of stunlocks. And stunlocks stunlocked me. Stunlocked? I was stunlocked once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room... A rubber room full of stunlocks. And stunlocks stunlocked me. Stunlocked? I was stunlocked once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room... A rubber room full of stunlocks. And stunlocks stunlocked me. Stunlocked? I was stunlocked once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room... A rubber room full of stunlocks. And stunlocks stunlocked me. Stunlocked? I was stunlocked once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room... A rubber room full of stunlocks. And stunlocks stunlocked me. Stunlocked? I was stunlocked once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room... A rubber room full of stunlocks. And stunlocks stunlocked me. Stunlocked? I was stunlocked once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room... A rubber room full of stunlocks. And stunlocks stunlocked me. Stunlocked? I was stunlocked once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room... A rubber room full of stunlocks. And stunlocks stunlocked me. Stunlocked? I was stunlocked once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room... A rubber room full of stunlocks. And stunlocks stunlocked me. Stunlocked? I was stunlocked once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room... A rubber room full of stunlocks. And stunlocks stunlocked me. Stunlocked? I was stunlocked once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room... A rubber room full of stunlocks. And stunlocks stunlocked me. Stunlocked? I was stunlocked once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room... A rubber room full of stunlocks. And stunlocks stunlocked me. Stunlocked? I was stunlocked once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room... A rubber room full of stunlocks. And stunlocks stunlocked me. Stunlocked? I was stunlocked once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room... A rubber room full of stunlocks. And stunlocks stunlocked me. Stunlocked? I was stunlocked once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room... A rubber room full of stunlocks. And stunlocks stunlocked me. Stunlocked? I was stunlocked once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room... A rubber room full of stunlocks. And stunlocks stunlocked me. Stunlocked? I was stunlocked once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room... A rubber room full of stunlocks. And stunlocks stunlocked me. Stunlocked? I was stunlocked once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room... A rubber room full of stunlocks. And stunlocks stunlocked me. Stunlocked? I was stunlocked once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room... A rubber room full of stunlocks. And stunlocks stunlocked me. Stunlocked? I was stunlocked once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room... A rubber room full of stunlocks. And stunlocks stunlocked me. Stunlocked? I was stunlocked once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room... A rubber room full of stunlocks. And stunlocks stunlocked me. Stunlocked? I was stunlocked once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room... A rubber room full of stunlocks. And stunlocks stunlocked me. Stunlocked? I was stunlocked once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room... A rubber room full of stunlocks. And stunlocks stunlocked me. Stunlocked? I was stunlocked once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room... A rubber room full of stunlocks. And stunlocks stunlocked me. Stunlocked? I was stunlocked once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room... A rubber room full of stunlocks. And stunlocks stunlocked me. Stunlocked? I was stunlocked once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room... A rubber room full of stunlocks. And stunlocks stunlocked me. Stunlocked? I was stunlocked once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room... A rubber room full of stunlocks. And stunlocks stunlocked me. Stunlocked? I was stunlocked once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room... A rubber room full of stunlocks. And stunlocks stunlocked me.

im zy0x content deprived COOKED

"Deez"? Deez what?

3:15 bro that is literally a form of torture has he not heard of the white room.

14:12 o7 we miss 24h lives

that beidou parry was actually impressive

OH MY GOD IM REDOWNLOADING GENSHIN 🥵 🥵 🥵

1k achievements in 5.0 lmao

This guy loves sneaking in 2022 clips thinking no one will notice

8:30 i've been playing on my sister's account to get her xiao for awhile now and her best character is arlecchino i literally just press skill, spam my mouse, scroll twitter and the enemy is dead

I wouldn't even dare to touch that standard pulls selector would've been crazy if he missclicked purchase button like he does in abyss om

Low key he can sing NOWAYING

the beginning of the video got me like D:

last streamed 7 days ago COOKED

why does he seem normal in a lot of these lmao

7:50 "up and away!" ICANT 🤣

why is he doing mr p*kke pose in the thumbnail

why are you hiding the artifact subs from me! 😭😭

did miTA (a woman) scare him so much he stopped streaming? not beating the allegations at all

why is this the karaoke stream

OH MY GOD IM BLOOMING 🥵🥵🥵🥵

Poor clippers are in a drought without his streams

It's ok, chat. Zy0x 24/7 was made for dire times like these:(

My throat goat is not gonna do a stream ever again he had a tear on his voice box, and he can't talk now Mute forever, plus he can't become a lawyer now 😢😢😢 He went to New York for his operation, but it made it worse, and he's currently suing the hospital for 20M dollars since the injury involves his career Not jk or perhaps maybe😫

now THAT is commitment

Someone in zyox archive channel commented "the creature isn't streaming"💀☠️💀

LIMBUS COMPANY!

So sad he died and I can never hate on a stream again 😢

13:13 HOLY SHIT THAT'S MY CAT GLORP

I already saw most of these clips I'm just rewatching it just to feel something Concerned

PROFESSOR! PLEASE STREAM 💀😂😅

Did he stoppes streaming?

ta

2:30 i had to fcking stop whatever im doing to analyze whether it's a resin story or not, and what does it cost? -1 dinner

20 minutes ago is COMMITMENT

This man single handedly put 17 clip channels out of business by not streaming for a week 💀💀

5:00 Sneak cuz no new clips

I WANNA BOUNCE ON ALHAITHAM- - Mr. Socks