Rob Zombie's Halloween II - The Cinema Snob

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  • The Cinema Snob reviews Rob Zombie's sequel Halloween 2.
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    Writer and Creator: Brad Jones
    Illustration: Shaun Millington

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  • @StonedGremlinProductions
    @StonedGremlinProductions  6 років тому +237

    Which 70s southern rock song would have been most appropriate during the final stand off at Michael's shack?

    • @mindlessgonzo
      @mindlessgonzo 6 років тому +30

      Simple Man comes to mind.

    • @nicklager1666
      @nicklager1666 6 років тому +7

      The ozark mountain daredevils - if you want to get to heaven

    • @gyromurphy
      @gyromurphy 6 років тому +12

      Tenement Funster by Queen... Yeah not southern... I'd like to think Michael developed a British accent hanging around Loomis all that time.. And wore purple shoes

    • @rancherogt8037
      @rancherogt8037 6 років тому +2

      The Outlaws - It Follows From Your Heart

    • @tinkerer3399
      @tinkerer3399 6 років тому +2

      Refried Funky Chicken by Dixie Dregs.

  • @funnyclown2514
    @funnyclown2514 3 роки тому +24

    Theatrical Cut Laurie: Sympathetic Serial Killer Survivor
    Directors Cut Laurie: Someone who is so ungrateful for their survival and really shitty as a friend.

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 6 років тому +419

    The Weird Al cameo was pretty bizarre , but then again this is the same franchise that had Busta rhymes killing off micheal , so it's not completely surprising
    "LOVE HURTS"

    • @tinkerer3399
      @tinkerer3399 6 років тому +35

      Why do people keep saying Busta Rhymes killed off Michael in Resurrection? I mean he beats him up but Michael is clearly alive at the end.

    • @justinpullen1097
      @justinpullen1097 6 років тому +16

      Sadly the Weird Al bit was my favorite part. What does that say?

    • @endlessnoise9173
      @endlessnoise9173 6 років тому +29

      Nathaniel Foga It would have been great if Weird Al said, “Trick-or-Treat, mutha fucka!”

    • @TDM1138
      @TDM1138 6 років тому +16

      To be fair there was a deleted ending where Rhymes axes Michael in the head. So technically, yeah, you can see him kill Michael in one ending or another.

    • @DedricSilva
      @DedricSilva 6 років тому +4

      What about Chris Hardwick's cameo in this movie.

  • @collinmurr3207
    @collinmurr3207 6 років тому +162

    This movie is really not good, but Brad Dourif is doing everything in his power to save it, and it's amazing.

    • @jakublulek3261
      @jakublulek3261 4 роки тому +11

      Malcolm McDowell is here just for the ride. He is amazing every time he opens his mouth. I like him in good movies but I adore him in a bad ones. Honestly, that shows his talent and range. Same with Brad Douriff, he is mostly in bad movies but every time he does his best.

    • @iamthatguyfromslipknot1137
      @iamthatguyfromslipknot1137 3 роки тому +2

      @UCCJqUMmOEQp28KbVTksNFsg yeah very true how Malcolm could do something great with what he was given in this piece of shit..lol..great actor in a shitty film..

    • @Guardian978
      @Guardian978 3 роки тому +2

      Meh, I've seen far worse

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 2 роки тому +4

      Brad Jones is doing everything in *his* power to destroy it, and *it's* amazing!

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 Рік тому +3

      @@aarondavis8943 It's garbage, like most of rob zombies shit

  • @DwRockett
    @DwRockett 6 років тому +257

    “That’s like if your go to Brad Doriff movie is Halloween II”
    that line is hilarious

    • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
      @TommyDeonauthsArchives 6 років тому +6

      My go-to Brad Douriff movie is Child's Play... because it's the only movie I know him in...

    • @Alfador42
      @Alfador42 6 років тому

      I LOLED at tit.

    • @Alfador42
      @Alfador42 6 років тому +7

      Lord of the Rings bruh.

    • @jonathanbethards3689
      @jonathanbethards3689 6 років тому

      Mine is Dune.

    • @ExplorerDS6789
      @ExplorerDS6789 6 років тому +5

      There really is no film that Brad Dourif will say no to, is there?

  • @Awells89
    @Awells89 6 років тому +108

    I know horror movies have unlikeble characters all the time but jeez what is it with Rob Zombie movie characters always being total scum?

    • @brycevorreyer279
      @brycevorreyer279 3 роки тому +9

      It works sometimes but only when it isn't a reboot of a decent(ish) series!!! Like in House of a 1000 Corpses, 3 From Hell, and Devils Rejects it works because we have never seen the characters behave otherwise.

    • @LembeckIsStaying
      @LembeckIsStaying 3 роки тому +7

      It's still a bit exhausting. It's like those teen movies where every girl is a mean girl.

    • @akelly4207
      @akelly4207 3 роки тому +17

      Exactly what I was saying. It spoiled it all for me. The sexual crudity, the over the top swearing, the whole sleaze culture just disgusted me. I am no prude but a decent human being to cheer for would have been nice.
      And destroying the character of Loomis? Why?

    • @adorablecreature79
      @adorablecreature79 2 роки тому +4

      A lot of it has to do with his love of exploitation films, but in the grittiest of ways.

    • @Vanessa-xx3yz
      @Vanessa-xx3yz 2 роки тому +3

      @@adorablecreature79 I've always loved Rob's appreciation of the genre, but something like Planet Terror pays homage to the genre and has characters to root for.

  • @nolanroberts6011
    @nolanroberts6011 6 років тому +74

    this was all building up to the ultimate Horror crossover "Michael vs. Madea"

  • @samfanhellyeah
    @samfanhellyeah 6 років тому +295

    All the charcters look like they need a good wash

    • @captain_hat6247
      @captain_hat6247 6 років тому +5

      Maybe after Laurie has a good wash she can chug Drano.

    • @Clay3613
      @Clay3613 6 років тому +4

      No, Loomis first.

    • @captain_hat6247
      @captain_hat6247 6 років тому +6

      No, ladies first. Loomis can have the rest of it.

    • @gallibon1319
      @gallibon1319 6 років тому +7

      Except Weird Al.

    • @TweekMorgan4dictator
      @TweekMorgan4dictator 6 років тому +12

      Pretty sure Rob Zombie just thinks everyone looks like that.

  • @grfrjiglstan
    @grfrjiglstan 6 років тому +91

    This movie was by far the hardest Halloween movie to sit through. Every single character is a monumental piece of shit - who am I supposed to root for?

    • @dreamlandnightmare
      @dreamlandnightmare 6 років тому +41

      The closing credits.

    • @billjacobs521
      @billjacobs521 6 років тому +8

      Margot Kidder seemed okay, which really says something.

    • @Rando1975
      @Rando1975 6 років тому +7

      Yep. I really wanted to turn the movie off, but I suffered through it.

    • @PepperJade93
      @PepperJade93 6 років тому +8

      Right. From Michael talking to Laurie being a nasty brat...this one was just...a mess

    • @dredre_lj2003
      @dredre_lj2003 2 роки тому +4

      Annie Brackett & Sheriff Brackett

  • @MrKite
    @MrKite 6 років тому +215

    I hate how everyone is either yelling or screaming in the Rob Zombie Halloweens.

    • @dreamlandnightmare
      @dreamlandnightmare 6 років тому +34

      And then all the shaky cam...

    • @luismarioguerrerosanchez4747
      @luismarioguerrerosanchez4747 6 років тому +41

      And it's even worse that people actually tried to copy that style, things like the Chainsaw Massacre remake or Cabin Fever with all those annoying shits.
      That's not scary, it's just annoying.

    • @billjacobs521
      @billjacobs521 6 років тому +40

      Much like the swearing, it robs the legitimate cases of all impact when you saturate the movie with it.

    • @PaceBreaker
      @PaceBreaker 6 років тому +19

      "Don't you get it? That's what makes you want these people dead!" Whatever happened to sympathetic protagonists? We used to want to see people make it out of these and have the occasional asshole get what's coming to them, not have everyone be that last part.

    • @9jay10
      @9jay10 6 років тому +6

      No, it’s much scarier when you don’t care if the protagonists live, or root for them to die

  • @SamLemont
    @SamLemont 6 років тому +112

    "I'm a chick dressing up as a dude who wants to be a chick."
    Jesus christ that line.

    • @LordArikado
      @LordArikado 6 років тому +59

      It's like the "I'm the dude playing a dude disguised as another dude" line from Tropic Thunder, but not funny at all.

    • @dreamlandnightmare
      @dreamlandnightmare 6 років тому +25

      And it's an obvious rip-off of that line, as this movie came out a year later.

    • @PepperJade93
      @PepperJade93 6 років тому +16

      Omg...that line made me want to punch her in the face. I was not sad to see her go. Like, at all. This movie was just...terrible.

    • @vineethonkan
      @vineethonkan 6 років тому +7

      That line reminds me of that SNL line about Darrel Hammond as Sean Connery playing another character (whose name I forgot)...

    • @randalgraves6979
      @randalgraves6979 5 років тому +8

      Shes cute. 😛

  • @marshallhuffer4713
    @marshallhuffer4713 6 років тому +107

    13:23 - "This is for killing Captain Kirk!" Totally justifiable.

    • @WaspCameraInSpringfield
      @WaspCameraInSpringfield 6 років тому +13

      Loomis must have gotten Kirk and Michael mixed up; it's the Shatner face.

    • @yourmother7052
      @yourmother7052 6 років тому +6

      +Hank J. Wimbleton If only Doctor Loomis has dropped a bridge on Michael, then he might have defeated him.

  • @BlackBeWhite2k7
    @BlackBeWhite2k7 6 років тому +73

    This is the movie a director doesn't make out of passion but contempt towards a studio that was going to make a sequel with or without him.

    • @sdm47
      @sdm47 6 років тому +8

      BlackBeWhite2k7
      He also wanted to make Laurie the killer but the studio was too chicken shit and wanted to avoid fan backlash

    • @s.nifrum4580
      @s.nifrum4580 4 роки тому +1

      Trunks Vegeta Briefs
      Didn’t work

    • @DaikaijuX
      @DaikaijuX 4 роки тому +1

      He wanted to make Laurie the killer?? Did he say it in a interview or something? If you have a link I would like to read it.

    • @s.nifrum4580
      @s.nifrum4580 4 роки тому +3

      DaikaijuX
      He can’t give you a link you might wanna google it
      He was told by someone and he took their word for it
      Sources: same guy

    • @DaikaijuX
      @DaikaijuX 4 роки тому +2

      I googled it and looked around quite a bit but I could find no reference to such a debacle. It might have just been a rumor.

  • @samw.1608
    @samw.1608 6 років тому +59

    Still waiting for the day when Ben Tramer, Ted Hollister and Joe Grizzly will finally get a memorial in Haddonfield.

  • @TheAdorkableRJ
    @TheAdorkableRJ 6 років тому +157

    Wouldn't it be great if Michael was actually dead and once Laurie had her boiler room dream Freddy pops up and the whole rest of the movie turns into a straight forward Elm Street flick? A Halloween movie where the twist is that it's not a Halloween movie at all.

    • @SuperShanko
      @SuperShanko 6 років тому +38

      TheAdorkableRJ
      Does she realize Freddy was a drug induced dream and she's actually a Camp Counselor?

    • @misterabbadon977
      @misterabbadon977 6 років тому +12

      That would be the most amazing movie ever...

    • @misterabbadon977
      @misterabbadon977 6 років тому +15

      @@SuperShanko OH MY GOD IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER!

    • @billjacobs521
      @billjacobs521 6 років тому +25

      It would actually be awesome to see a studio do something that clever. Even if it didn't work out that well, it'd be impressive to see them have the balls to do it. They'd still make their money back if they kept the budget within reason.

    • @defender2222
      @defender2222 6 років тому +27

      @@SuperShanko Only if it is revealed that Jason wasn't the killer...Laurie was the killer and is really a boy!

  • @lilstinker1949
    @lilstinker1949 6 років тому +42

    I'm convinced that between Halloween and Halloween II Rob Zombie saw his first David Lynch movie and thought "hey! I bet I could do that!"
    whoops.

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 6 років тому +18

      Dune is already messed up enough I do not need Rob Zombie making the Sandworms scream FUCK!!!! as they rise out of the desert

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 6 років тому +12

      At least when Lynch does something fucked up it has meaning Zombie just does disturbing and messed up shit for the sake of creating disturbing and messed up shit

  • @michaelsinger4638
    @michaelsinger4638 6 років тому +81

    Oh lord, what did they do to you Dr. Loomis? You were one of the VERY few likeable characters in the last film, and then they turn you into THIS, WTF!!

    • @billjacobs521
      @billjacobs521 6 років тому +29

      He's never going to lead the Cult of Thorn at this rate.

    • @Rando1975
      @Rando1975 6 років тому +14

      My thoughts exactly. I was like "When did Loomis turn into such an asshole!?"

    • @PaceBreaker
      @PaceBreaker 6 років тому +11

      Apparently in the Zombieverse, everyone is bound to become an unlikable asshole.

    • @ludocrious7898
      @ludocrious7898 6 років тому +2

      it was actually his idea (Dough) to put a more famed-asshole spin on the Loomis character...

    • @tonybones9638
      @tonybones9638 6 років тому +2

      Malcolm wanted to play him as an asshole if he was gonna be in this flick.

  • @taylormanes8113
    @taylormanes8113 6 років тому +37

    i knew you would find a way to worm a caligula reference into this lmao

  • @reobeem
    @reobeem 6 років тому +73

    This is a bad movie to have a drinking game to when someone swears. You'd be in the hospital in 5 minutes.

    • @panthera9151
      @panthera9151 5 років тому

      Is that a challenge?

    • @AllenHerns
      @AllenHerns 5 років тому

      Or dead from alcohol poisoning.

    • @sydneyslaughter7163
      @sydneyslaughter7163 4 роки тому +2

      Pick one specific curse word. Like... “shit”. Or “bitch”! Only hard-core alcoholics should drink to “fuck”.

    • @Htds9
      @Htds9 3 роки тому

      you could narrow that down to just the word fuck and youd still be hospitalized

  • @nolanroberts6011
    @nolanroberts6011 6 років тому +60

    wait a minute, Brad Jones was the Cinema Snob all along!?

    • @randalgraves6979
      @randalgraves6979 5 років тому +5

      Don’t break the illusion. 😢

    • @locke103
      @locke103 3 роки тому +5

      i thought it was ben tramer this whole time

  • @SarahsKnight0
    @SarahsKnight0 6 років тому +9

    17:10 - We should probably all be surprised that Rob Zombie did not in fact have Michael Myers' first spoken word in one of his movies be "fuck".

  • @bkbkbman15
    @bkbkbman15 6 років тому +68

    Rob Zombie took our titlecard!

  • @davidstrange6759
    @davidstrange6759 6 років тому +19

    As a person with family in Delaware, I must say the hard wood floor joke was hilarious and a truthful representation of the state as a whole

  • @mathieuleader8601
    @mathieuleader8601 6 років тому +64

    Brad Jones meets the Big Lebowski according to the fanart

    • @Alfador42
      @Alfador42 6 років тому +5

      Uh... I believe his name is Craig, thank you very much.

    • @ExplorerDS6789
      @ExplorerDS6789 6 років тому +10

      Looks more like he's standing beside the Ghost of Christmas Present.

    • @mathieuleader8601
      @mathieuleader8601 6 років тому +4

      This is your Life Cinema Snob

  • @cjwrench07
    @cjwrench07 3 роки тому +11

    16:23 M-O-O-N spells: “Holy F*ck, your daughter was dismembered by a psychopathic serial killer”

    • @brianhebert6152
      @brianhebert6152 5 місяців тому +2

      SpongeBob SquarePants really jumped the shark when Patrick became a detective!

  • @Mister.Rawgers
    @Mister.Rawgers 6 років тому +19

    The Cinema Snob Halloween reviews always put a smile on my face. Really shity today at work, but this made it better!

  • @RiderKick_93
    @RiderKick_93 6 років тому +151

    I would make it so Michael was actually Octavia Spencer the whole time

  • @SuperSara924
    @SuperSara924 6 років тому +112

    The only pro of this movie- Ben Tramer lived

    • @AngelofMusic04
      @AngelofMusic04 5 років тому +6

      But according to Rob Zombie and Annie, Ben Tramer is a total dumbass.

    • @declanhandley-byrne4335
      @declanhandley-byrne4335 4 роки тому +6

      @@AngelofMusic04 But at least Ted Hollister from Halloween 4 survived and remains untarnished

    • @bentramer682
      @bentramer682 4 роки тому

      I do wonder how he would have died in this one, because a fiery car explosion wouldn't be enough for this Hellbilly.

  • @CSSLZT13
    @CSSLZT13 3 роки тому +8

    Worst part is, I think the ending implication of Laurie carrying on Michael's murderous tendencies would have been an interesting direction to go in.

  • @thomasbaron5367
    @thomasbaron5367 5 років тому +5

    That "got milk" bit killed me! LOL 🤣

  • @CSC52698
    @CSC52698 6 років тому +89

    I hated what they did to Dr. Loomis.

    • @falloutghoul1
      @falloutghoul1 6 років тому +1

      In the originals or the Rob Zombie remakes?

    • @CSC52698
      @CSC52698 6 років тому +8

      @@falloutghoul1, I enjoyed the first "RZ" film. Thought it was decent for what it was worth. The sequel, and Loomis's character in general. Hated it. Even though what he said was true, about it being foreshadowed in the first film. Got nothing but, love for Malcom McDowell either way. Sane for Brad Dourif.

    • @billjacobs521
      @billjacobs521 6 років тому +14

      It kind of made his character pointless, thereby making all of his scenes pointless, and chucking out all his existing character. I mean, they could have had it be some other writer, some sensationalist muckraker making a cheap drama out of a real-life tragedy, and it wouldn't really have changed much.

    • @justinpullen1097
      @justinpullen1097 6 років тому +25

      Dr. Loomis is supposed to be the guy who makes sure Michael never hurts anyone, and this movie turned him into an asshole in so much denial. Michael's freaking body disappeared, and if Loomis were actually in character, he would have stopped at nothing to find him.

    • @joeypieper6384
      @joeypieper6384 6 років тому +7

      Donald Pleasence is turning over in his grave

  • @cassyblack3346
    @cassyblack3346 6 років тому +45

    I thought the theatrical cut sucked, and then I saw pieces of the directors cut and was glad I didn't pay money for that one. Only thing about this movie that I cared about was the death of Annie, and that's because Danielle Harris is a phenomenal actress and scream queen and really sold the scene to me as terrifying and horrible.

  • @jallen7867
    @jallen7867 6 років тому +67

    "That girlfriend you once had that talked about Rocky Horror so much she ruined the movie for you."
    How... How did you know?

    • @ryline666
      @ryline666 4 роки тому

      Did you just type stuttering?

    • @ciamciaramcia99
      @ciamciaramcia99 3 роки тому

      @@ryline666 If by "just" you mean 2 years ago, then sure he did.

    • @ryline666
      @ryline666 3 роки тому

      @@ciamciaramcia99 There will be "just"ice served

  • @dreamlandnightmare
    @dreamlandnightmare 6 років тому +35

    The only thing worse than a bad slasher reboot is a pretentious bad slasher reboot.

  • @10191927
    @10191927 6 років тому +78

    This sequel was so weird, I didn’t think it could get worse than the first one.

    • @jordanwillett8456
      @jordanwillett8456 6 років тому +4

      You're crazy dude the first one was really good he told the story of Michael which lets you in on y he was how he was it made him more real

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 5 років тому +2

      Even crazier than the Super Soldier Thorn Cult or Kung-Fu Busta Rhymes?

    • @theitfactorjameswheezer2852
      @theitfactorjameswheezer2852 5 років тому +8

      Jordan Willett It Made look
      Like a cliche and whiny brat

  • @becauseimdumb9166
    @becauseimdumb9166 6 років тому +74

    Margot Kidder as Carrie Fisher.
    I peed.

    • @mitchfletcher2386
      @mitchfletcher2386 5 років тому +2

      Lois Lane as Princess Leia!!

    • @fuzzydunlop7928
      @fuzzydunlop7928 5 років тому +6

      It's accurate af. I came to the same assessment the moment I saw her.

    • @wmascolin
      @wmascolin 4 роки тому

      Fuzzy Dunlop I still can't remember which one it is without looking it up

  • @BulletTooth504
    @BulletTooth504 6 років тому +98

    Brad, since the Halloween 3 episode of 80s Dan cannot be found on youtube, that means you have to make a proper Cinema Snob review of Halloween 3. It's the law.

    • @theitalianalien8477
      @theitalianalien8477 6 років тому +2

      absolutely

    • @Freshie207
      @Freshie207 6 років тому +2

      This might be me not getting something but isn't this it? It was unlisted on Brads other channel
      ua-cam.com/video/1jzsmy8qdck/v-deo.html

    • @BulletTooth504
      @BulletTooth504 6 років тому +4

      Cool. Don't know why he had to make it so hard to find. Hell, I just went to the Brad Jones channel and still couldn't find it.

    • @thebatter7769
      @thebatter7769 4 роки тому +4

      well you got your wish, it was a great new review too

  • @connercampbell9086
    @connercampbell9086 6 років тому +24

    It's as if Zombie said: "HOODIES! That's what was missing from the first one! Myers will be a hundred times scarier with a hoodie!"
    Rob Zombie movie = unlikable people being killed by EVEN MORE unlikable people who confuse annoying with madness.
    This franchise has ALMOST as many continuities as Godzilla.
    Convoy by the Starlight Vocal Band.

  • @thehitherto5348
    @thehitherto5348 6 років тому +16

    For as non-subtle Zombie can be with his characterizations I have to give him credit for the final scene between Laurie and Annie. Kinda hard to watch when you remember Annie was once Jaimie Lloyd.

  • @ncisfan1002
    @ncisfan1002 6 років тому +51

    Oh god those Oreos sound like hell on Earth
    At least the milk can (hopefully) make them better

    • @ryanschneider115
      @ryanschneider115 6 років тому +2

      Louise Barbosa, You poor fool. The milk will only worsen the experience.

    • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
      @TommyDeonauthsArchives 6 років тому +1

      Only from China... because Japan apparently has standards.

    • @AdmiralAwsm
      @AdmiralAwsm 6 років тому +2

      Yeah, but it's probably Japanese milk, so it'll be shrimp flavored

  • @adiahaalexander9359
    @adiahaalexander9359 6 років тому +81

    Honestly Brad I would *RATHER* watch the one with Busta Rhymes then this *SHIT* !!!!!
    I can *at* *least* get a laugh out of that one.

    • @jordanwillett8456
      @jordanwillett8456 6 років тому

      The first one was good but he was on a bit of a trip or something when he did the second one

    • @labenvenci1584
      @labenvenci1584 6 років тому +1

      Resurrection was an shameless Cashgrab that made John Carpenter cringe. Atleast Rob tried with this one rather then copy the source material.

    • @ReelNinja1
      @ReelNinja1 5 років тому +1

      Agreed. Resurrection is one of those "it's so bad it's funny" movies...this one is just bad

  • @DigiRangerScott
    @DigiRangerScott 6 років тому +26

    Michael Myers wouldn’t have been so murderous if he had Wasabi Oreos

  • @BaronVonTeeVirus
    @BaronVonTeeVirus 2 роки тому +7

    One of the only movies I missed in theaters, bought the blue ray on release, and subsequently smashed the disk on the floor in a mezcal fueled rage. One of only two…

  • @NYGiantsfan1029
    @NYGiantsfan1029 6 років тому +40

    Oh man. The town of Haddonfield has to watch out not from micheal but chief Unser was in the ambulance. Unser was on Samcro’s payroll. The SOA will flip that town upside down looking for Micheal.

    • @bigsanti9776
      @bigsanti9776 6 років тому +1

      As you can see Bobby got killed trying he's fucked now

    • @NYGiantsfan1029
      @NYGiantsfan1029 6 років тому +1

      If I had to guess Jax will send Happy after Michael. To kill a certified manic you send a manic.

  • @JohnDonovan1968
    @JohnDonovan1968 6 років тому +45

    The first 30 minutes of Rob Zombie's Halloween 2 is amazing! But unfortunately after that the movie goes downhill... But at least we still have Mane's awesome performance as Michael Myers. And at end of the movie we have one the saddest scene in the entire franchise. Is when Sheriff Brackett see his daughter dead in the bathroom ( R.I.P Jamie ). That scene was very sad, and it was an excellent performance by Brad Dourif.

    • @michaelsinger4638
      @michaelsinger4638 6 років тому +15

      Brad Dourif was one of the few consistently good things in these films, and Brackett was one of the VERY few actually sympathetic characters as well.

    • @JohnDonovan1968
      @JohnDonovan1968 6 років тому +5

      Michael Singer Chucky... I mean Brad Dourif was a legend as Sheriff Brackett! I prefer him as Brackett over Charles Cyphers.

    • @deathbyslipknot
      @deathbyslipknot 6 років тому +5

      The first 30 minutes were not amazing. They just weren't as shit as the rest of this garbage film. That scene with the paramedics talking about fucking dead girls in the ass before they hit a random cow in the middle of the road was the opposite of amazing.

    • @JohnDonovan1968
      @JohnDonovan1968 6 років тому +5

      Jake The Deputy talking about having sex with dead bodys is a easter egg to Axel, the corone from Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter and the most amazing thing about the first 30 minutes is the hospital chase scene. Because Michael Myers looks like a badass and a champ holding a axe.

    • @gRinchY-op5vr
      @gRinchY-op5vr 6 років тому +1

      The sheriff's daughter was Annie, not Jamie...that was her character in the original Halloween films.
      Also Rob Zombie really should have just remade Friday the 13th or Texas Chainsaw Massacre instead of including Easter eggs to them, he's clearly more suited to those kinds of horror films than Halloween

  • @jonathanredford215
    @jonathanredford215 6 років тому +20

    LOL @ the halloween 3 jingle part. Reminds me that i prefer even that one over either of zombie's

    • @shinsukecorbin425
      @shinsukecorbin425 6 років тому +4

      Honestly the shamrock theme in part 3 has aged pretty well over time..Very catchy

    • @jonathanredford215
      @jonathanredford215 6 років тому

      @@shinsukecorbin425 indeed lol. Still can't help but to hum it to myself whenever i think about it

  • @PaulSF
    @PaulSF 6 років тому +53

    “Back at the Sawyer house from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake...”
    So the Hewitt house? Boo. Zero stars.

    • @AngelofMusic04
      @AngelofMusic04 6 років тому +4

      I think he meant those hideous last two films.

  • @jwhittle91
    @jwhittle91 6 років тому +232

    Am I the only one who thinks Cinema Snob is way better than Nostalgia Critic?

    • @traceytaggart1740
      @traceytaggart1740 6 років тому +45

      Yeah, once they started wrapping every review in a comedy sketch, NC lost me.

    • @princesstamika
      @princesstamika 6 років тому +56

      of course not. i came to that conclusion like 8 years ago. NC is lazy af, Brad is a very gifted writer; very creative with jokes he can put things in context with satire in a way few people can. brad also tends to have an actual opinion that isn't just "this looks funny" with high pitched shrieking. of course since NC is lazy and simple minded in his criticisms he will always have mainstream appeal and more fans. because life isn't fair.

    • @wickedlateok1697
      @wickedlateok1697 6 років тому +34

      The Snob has always been better, even before NC was rebooted with the banal skits. I think they should just rebadge CA with Brad’s face.

    • @neutralman9124
      @neutralman9124 6 років тому +9

      Brad is more intelligent but I think Doug is still very funny. His jokes are fantastic a lot of the time. I'd say they're equal.

    • @someguyonthecomputer
      @someguyonthecomputer 6 років тому +16

      Not at all! Doug and his brother are more than a little lazy when it comes to writing and actual criticism. Unfortunately, Doug also seems to be swayed by whatever the “internet’s” popular opinions are, and might not have the depth of film knowledge that Brad does.
      Brads videos are both very well written and very funny; perhaps more importantly, his opinions come from a knowledge of film and are unique. He’s comfortable enough with himself that he’ll even joke about the internet’s opinion or stand by a less popular reading of a movie if he believes that reading exists and needs to be told.
      Brad simply tries harder, and creates more rewarding content. He also doesn’t seem like a neck-bearded jerk... I can’t say the same for... other internet reviewers

  • @JustinAnville
    @JustinAnville 6 років тому +5

    The Molly Hatchet ticket scalper line had me in a ten min long laugh.

  • @80swoodpanel
    @80swoodpanel 6 років тому +42

    Michael sees the ghost of his mom because that's the director's wife and she had to be in the movie somehow.

    • @RamiGodReviews
      @RamiGodReviews 6 років тому +3

      And because now is Jason Voorhees

    • @wyatthicks16
      @wyatthicks16 5 років тому +15

      "Hey guys, isnt my wife hot" Every rob zombie movie

    • @KeyBladeMaster-Dan
      @KeyBladeMaster-Dan 4 роки тому +5

      And every Paul W.S Anderson movie

    • @fuzzydunlop7928
      @fuzzydunlop7928 3 роки тому

      @@KeyBladeMaster-Dan At least Paul “West Side” shares.

    • @fuzzydunlop7928
      @fuzzydunlop7928 3 роки тому

      @@KeyBladeMaster-Dan Allegedly.

  • @kaylacolgan
    @kaylacolgan 6 років тому +118

    Sorry. As a kid born in the late 90’s, and love watching 70’s and 80’s horror flicks, I prefer the original Halloween II from 1981.

    • @Godzilla-tu2cd
      @Godzilla-tu2cd 6 років тому +15

      You and me both as a 90s kid myself this movie disrespect why we love these great characters and spits in the face of the fans

    • @somebodystopme3822
      @somebodystopme3822 6 років тому +15

      Kayla Blair Colgan pretty sure every one does

    • @TheInsaniacGuy
      @TheInsaniacGuy 6 років тому +9

      @Lucas Cawley Wrong.

    • @TheInsaniacGuy
      @TheInsaniacGuy 6 років тому +7

      @Lucas Cawley Simple. By being wrong ;)

    • @LegendofLegaia929
      @LegendofLegaia929 6 років тому +4

      @Lucas Cawley Imagine being this wrong.

  • @ColetheAero
    @ColetheAero 6 років тому +10

    2:58- Pardon me Snob, but I believe the phrase is "Let's face it! Opening credits are ruined!"

  • @RoyStorey
    @RoyStorey 6 років тому +24

    UHF 2 got pretty weird this time around.

  • @eliroth9978
    @eliroth9978 6 років тому +62

    I would honestly watch Halloween Resurrection a 100 times before watching this movie

    • @PepperJade93
      @PepperJade93 6 років тому +6

      You know what...I like t pretend Resurrection doesnt exist, but this one is actually way worse.

    • @WaspCameraInSpringfield
      @WaspCameraInSpringfield 6 років тому +22

      At least Resurrection is funny.

    • @moralityisnotsubjective5
      @moralityisnotsubjective5 6 років тому +5

      I would rather watch just about anything other than a Rob Zombie movie.

  • @commonwriternext
    @commonwriternext 6 років тому +33

    4:45 Moody Blues?! That explains why this remake is reenacting the Halloween 2 at the beginning!

  • @GradnLordTad
    @GradnLordTad 6 років тому +11

    4:34 And another tease for a Winter's Tale Cinema Snob episode we'll never get...lol

  • @mikeyjaysnake7052
    @mikeyjaysnake7052 6 років тому +8

    I can't wait until the next Halloween sequel: The Curse of Ben Tramer

  • @tacotoosday42
    @tacotoosday42 6 років тому +34

    Malcolm McDowell is the only movie s saving grace. Just skip around to his scenes

    • @Porrohman1971
      @Porrohman1971 6 років тому

      LOL!!!!!

    • @Shiirow
      @Shiirow 6 років тому +2

      looking forward to the Malcolm McDowell fan cut.

    • @luismarioguerrerosanchez4747
      @luismarioguerrerosanchez4747 6 років тому +10

      What about Brad Dourif?

    • @JThom529
      @JThom529 6 років тому +3

      Brandon Roberts oh hell no, Donald Pleasance FTW (and I love Malcolm McDowell)

    • @desidarlingly
      @desidarlingly 6 років тому +3

      You mean Brad Dourif.

  • @TheZipperDragon
    @TheZipperDragon 6 років тому +33

    Fun Fact, Lorrie was SUPPOSED to be the killer, but contractual obligations, blah blah blah, it was something that was different, & could've made the movie interesting, so they didn't let him do it.

    • @nikkis.2066
      @nikkis.2066 6 років тому +12

      You can see the plot points for it throughout the film too, which just makes it feel disassembled

    • @rosesske2551
      @rosesske2551 6 років тому +2

      Nikki S. So like the thorn cult stuff in the theatrical cut of Curse of Michel Myers then?

    • @princesstamika
      @princesstamika 6 років тому +12

      thank god, we were saved from even more stupidity.

    • @sdm47
      @sdm47 6 років тому

      TheZipperDragon
      They were too chicken shit and wanted to avoid fan backlash

    • @randalgraves6979
      @randalgraves6979 3 роки тому

      Well that was not a great plan.
      They got backlash anyway. 🤨

  • @darkknightfan7520
    @darkknightfan7520 6 років тому +21

    This is a rob zombie movie through & through with the Halloween name and that not a good thing.

  • @TheSteelStallion
    @TheSteelStallion 6 років тому +3

    Rob Zombie originally stated he would never do a sequel to Halloween, until the studio decided to make it. Then he signed on to write and direct, because he wanted to ruin it himself.

  • @JaycRam
    @JaycRam 6 років тому +2

    Every October, for the past 5 years, I looked forward to these Halloween movie reviews.
    End of an era.

  • @codybishop7526
    @codybishop7526 6 років тому +28

    Gee Wilikers! Rob Zombie is my favorite “shoulda been a porno director” director.

    • @WeezaY5000
      @WeezaY5000 4 роки тому +1

      Rob Zombie should direct every Wood Rocket porno spoof from now on.
      They would all say the word fuck as much as they would actually fuck.

  • @DarkFortressPictures_Official
    @DarkFortressPictures_Official 6 років тому +2

    17:02 was brilliant! Thanks for leaving that in, Brad!

  • @scottbuckley823
    @scottbuckley823 6 років тому +11

    caroyln jones is also in texas chainsaw 2 which you should review

  • @TheCrazyHedgehogLady
    @TheCrazyHedgehogLady Рік тому

    When that dude was yelling at Michael that he’d told him he was gonna beat the fuck out of him if he caught him on his land again, and snob said “This had happened before?!”, that shit cracked me up. And on a really awful day when I’d been feeling really hopeless. Made my day, Cinema Snob! Thank you! 👍🏻❤️

  • @themisfitjourney7241
    @themisfitjourney7241 6 років тому +3

    I love that in every single Halloween review - Ben Tramer gets mentioned!

  • @Greg-ru2jh
    @Greg-ru2jh 6 років тому +3

    Nicely done! “Fuckoween 2” 😂😂😂 You’re very talented.

  • @PaceBreaker
    @PaceBreaker 6 років тому +11

    So was he trying to make Michael Myers into Jason Vorhees?

  • @theshlauf
    @theshlauf 4 роки тому +2

    13:41 - Never noticed the 'Fucked' vision test poster before.

  • @mamawray
    @mamawray 6 років тому +4

    "Hard floor in DE" made me laugh way harder than it should have.

  • @thethiefking
    @thethiefking 4 роки тому +3

    Someone should tell these characters that a bath has never killed anyone.

    • @thethiefking
      @thethiefking 2 роки тому

      @BK Beatty still not pleasant to look at. But, I think the statement should be, 'you can never have to much beard in a Rob Zombie film.'

  • @Tom_TheDutchguy
    @Tom_TheDutchguy 4 роки тому +4

    16:23 M-O-O-N that spells: sorry bout your daughter bro XD

  • @StarshineGoomba
    @StarshineGoomba 6 років тому +6

    Alright, so something I literally just thought of watching this review. (I couldn't concentrate on the details while watching the film itself.) Why the heck is Laurie acting like the previous movie was all about her **before** she found out that she is Michael's sister? She wasn't the only one that went through that shit. Annie survived, as well.

  • @CreativeTemporary
    @CreativeTemporary 6 років тому +16

    17:01 Will you release a blooper reel???

  • @Youmama187
    @Youmama187 6 років тому

    Brad thank you so much for this upload. I found this to be one of your funniest snob episodes ever. I needed those laughs so much as it helped me get through a great deal of pain with non-stop laughing.

  • @Awakeandalive1
    @Awakeandalive1 6 років тому +3

    I'm pretty sure I know why the go-to Lee Marvin film was "Paint Your Wagon" -- it's a Simpsons reference.
    Rob Zombie's mind went exactly where mine went and it's The Simpsons version of "Paint Your Wagon" which is glorious.

  • @whatsit2ya234
    @whatsit2ya234 4 роки тому +2

    My theory is that this film is actually a dream in Laurie's mind. Laurie has been seeing this all play out in her head as she has been institutionalized, hence why we see her in the hospital room at the end of the film. I think this should have been the reveal the end if the film but I feel that it is more hinted at then plainly stated. Perhaps Rob zombie wanted this ending to be more ambiguous than many people believed.

  • @billjacobs521
    @billjacobs521 6 років тому +40

    I don't like that they showed Michael's face, but I would have been less mad if they at least put some imagination into it. Making him unshaven-but-otherwise-normal was just odd. You'd think Rob Zombie would have covered his face in scars and cigarette burns. Or run with the general theme of him being an unfeeling, unstoppable juggernaut and have entire flaps of skin missing and exposed bone. Or, sure, make him Hagrid from Harry Potter, whatever.

    • @Immolator772
      @Immolator772 6 років тому +5

      they showed Michael's face literally in the first movie.

    • @alexandredesbiens-brassard9109
      @alexandredesbiens-brassard9109 6 років тому +9

      Isn't the whole point of Michael Myers being that he looks perfectly normal on the outside, but is actually a hollow shape without a soul? Hence why he wears an emotionless replica of the face of an actor known for his hamminess? In the 1978 original, when they remove his clown mask at the beginning, he looks like a perfectly normal middle class kid.
      So having him look like Freddy or Jason would kind of defeat the point, no?

    • @billjacobs521
      @billjacobs521 6 років тому +2

      They didn't show adult Michael until, what, H5 I think, and even that was brief and in the dark. He has an obsession with covering his face and has "The blackest eyes, the devil's eyes"--those are really the only identifying features of Michael, physically. Either his face shouldn't be shown, since he has always kept covered, or at least he should look...unsettling. Something about his look should be kinda Uncanny Valley, somehow inhuman--a beard does not do that. No, I don't want him to look like Jason under the mask, that was just comedic, but he should be the terrifying boogeyman, not a drunken hobo.

    • @jordanwillett8456
      @jordanwillett8456 6 років тому +2

      @@billjacobs521
      No man he's supposed to be a regular person not a monster that's the point

    • @billjacobs521
      @billjacobs521 6 років тому

      What? I don't...what? No, the point is that he's a monster, not a regular person, that he's so damn scary looking that Loomis became terrified of him even when he never spoke or moved. He's never blended in, seemed like a regular guy who, shock!, kills people (ala the Stepfather); he's always been freakish, ever since the day he killed his sister. And in this universe, he was a freak even as a little kid. Actually, as a kid in the 2007 version, he did look creepy, even if the actor was trying too hard. How did he become MORE NORMAL after spending 15 years in an asylum and then getting SHOT IN THE FACE?

  • @ConnorNotyerbidness
    @ConnorNotyerbidness Рік тому +2

    I know everyone says laurie is so annoying in this film but….
    Its very realistic
    Im not even kidding ive almost heard word for word that whole scene of “I DONT WANT YOUR HELP GIVE ME MY PERSCRIPTION!” With the exact same voice from people goin through hell and ptsd and various other things
    Fact is when someone is mid mental breakdown and hanging on by a thread, they Are really annoying

  • @superfurryfox1
    @superfurryfox1 2 роки тому +3

    I love Zombies visions and directing... Shame he cant write to save his life

  • @brianhebert6152
    @brianhebert6152 Рік тому +2

    I can only imagine what would have happened had Rob made a Halloween III remake. Maybe the Silver Shamrock jingle would be made up entirely of swears?

    • @langdonledwig3734
      @langdonledwig3734 10 місяців тому +2

      It would just be them swearing and instead of tuning into bugs and snakes they turn into Rob Zombie characters

  • @03bgood
    @03bgood 6 років тому +3

    Dr. Loomis: Michael, we're going to hell!
    Michael: DIE!! *Stabs Loomis*
    I'm sorry but I bursted out laughing at that scene! Is this supposed to be a "Scary Movie" type parody horror film or an actual horror film?

  • @jamesanderson6373
    @jamesanderson6373 6 років тому +2

    Love the Snob videos!

  • @Brobocop2
    @Brobocop2 6 років тому +24

    I think Zombie’s movies are the worst Halloween movies because they’re joyless, mean, gross, and kind of irritating. The other Halloween movies usually had something redeeming about them. Zombie wrote the biggest group of unlikeable characters outside of Annie and her dad. Everyone else was annoying and horrid. The plot of part 2 is laughably bad and pointless to put it lightly. Yes, Busta Rhymes doing king fu to Michael Myers is ridiculous, but it’s funny and memorable. I can’t say anything is either of those things for Zombie’s films. The only memorable thing about them is how unmemorable they are.
    Great review as always.

    • @FinalOven_Mint
      @FinalOven_Mint 3 роки тому +1

      His first film is one of the better movies in the franchise Thorn, Resurrection, and 5 are way worst

  • @Headbanger142
    @Headbanger142 6 років тому

    Looks like Braun Strowman playing Michael. His first words should have been "I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!!!"

  • @Horrormaster13
    @Horrormaster13 6 років тому +12

    This Movie is really strange.

  • @redkalel
    @redkalel 3 роки тому +1

    “This has happened before?!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @HBarnill
    @HBarnill 6 років тому +30

    I miss you on Twitter. I just hope this whole thing blows over. Loved your replies to our “president”.

    • @shellac23
      @shellac23 6 років тому

      F. N. Lorter what happened?

    • @HBarnill
      @HBarnill 6 років тому +18

      John Ballard Long story short: During the Change The Channel drama, everyone left except for Brad. People took that as him enabling the site’s abuse, so they started harassing him everywhere, especially on Twitter. I mean, I don’t like how dismissive he was about this but that doesn’t give anyone the right to give him death threats.

    • @Revan058
      @Revan058 6 років тому +5

      @@HBarnill Not just him. Fucknuggets were going after his mom, too.

    • @HBarnill
      @HBarnill 6 років тому +4

      Revan058 Read “long story short”.

    • @Revan058
      @Revan058 6 років тому

      @@HBarnill Eh, it feels important, as if it it was just him I think he woulda ignored it. Just my 2c, though.

  • @indianastones6032
    @indianastones6032 6 років тому

    ".....taking control of the hospital from Dr tiberius"!!! had me in stitches!!! cinema snob, please don't change mate!!!!!

  • @jessediaz1293
    @jessediaz1293 6 років тому +3

    I laughed to hard at that Brad douriff Halloween 2 joke. Lol 😂

  • @VampireFan-rf5kb
    @VampireFan-rf5kb Рік тому +1

    I don't know which Halloween movie is worse now?
    Halloween 6, Halloween: Resurrection, Halloween 2 (2009), or Halloween Ends (2022) ?

  • @LovlyHorror
    @LovlyHorror 6 років тому +3

    Oh great. Now I wanna see Malcolm McDowell and Weird Al as guests on 'Talking Dead.'

  • @entertainmentpowerfuchs5744
    @entertainmentpowerfuchs5744 9 місяців тому

    Daniel Roebuck is truly a Cinema Snob Actor. Not only in Rob Zombie's 1&2 but also Let there be Light and Grumpy Cats worst Christmas.

  • @Godzilla-tu2cd
    @Godzilla-tu2cd 6 років тому +16

    I wonder how they got weird al in this movie?

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 6 років тому +9

      Him and Rob Zombie go to the same hairdressers and he payed the barbers to go devils rejects on Al’s ass if he didn’t agree

    • @jamesanderson6373
      @jamesanderson6373 6 років тому +5

      @@mrcritical6751 *paid

    • @hoodedman6579
      @hoodedman6579 4 роки тому

      Weird Al has been in a billion things; do you know many cartoon cameos he's had? You ever heard of Back at the Barnyard?

    • @Godzilla-tu2cd
      @Godzilla-tu2cd 4 роки тому

      @@hoodedman6579 yes I have it's just weid seeing him here

  • @iKadaj
    @iKadaj 2 роки тому

    the horse is breyer reeves's traditional scale "fighting stallion" mold. my hubby repainted it black with a mohair mane and tail.

  • @GoBuckeyes554
    @GoBuckeyes554 6 років тому +3

    Did Rob Zombie write any actual dialogue for Scout Taylor Compton? Cause all I hear is helium pitch wailing and screaming.

  • @SonnyBurnett1988
    @SonnyBurnett1988 5 років тому

    >tfw when both Dayton Callie (Wayne Unser) and Mark Boone Junior (Bobby) from Sons of Anarchy both make appearances in the movie, and both die in HII and SOA lol

  • @Rumhammmmmmmm2023
    @Rumhammmmmmmm2023 6 років тому +3

    17:07 WAIT CINEMA SNOB WAS BRAD JONES THIS WHOLE TIME?!!!

  • @HaroldDuggart
    @HaroldDuggart 6 років тому +11

    Rob Zombie apparently made this movie weird and stupid on purpose because he never wanted to make it in the first place. I'll give him credit for taking advantage of the full creative control but the movie still sucks. Second worst movie I've ever seen in a theater.